>>16953306
It's public transportation, what do you expect?

air is continously processed and filtered
it's not that bad

>>16953306
There's only two people in there though? Unless you also count women and blacks as such.

>>16953306
>>16953445
imagine being stuck in a small metal box for months with a nasa brap hog.

>>16953449

What thee fuck is your problemo, mac?

>>16953306
I live in a post-communist dormatory, so that's pretty much how I live already.

>>16953445
shitter broke on day 1
they were confirmed poop socking it
probably shitshorting it with dipes, too

>>16953709
I'd be dragging my ass on that white fabric tube by the end of the mission. Looks like you could get four uses out of it, if you twist it around. Try to stop me in 0g bitch
>you can't

>>16953306
Probably not so bad when you consider the circumstances. The toilet not working half the time does suck though.

>>16953709
Didn't it get fixed up until it stopped working again by the time of the lunar flyby?

>>16953449
Only one. Canucks don't count as people either.

>>16953306
space bangbus when?

>>16953306
At least there isn’t a jeet onboard, could be worse. Surprised the Canadians didn’t send one.

where is the toilet? Is it a separate room? Could you hear the person farting and shidding?

>>16955698
next to the woman

>>16953827
kek

>>16955692
He would be shitting all over the capsule and trying to rape the woman.

>>16953306
>Probably with the woman bitching too.
any retard moid from here would be the one bitching, since none of you are mentally resilient

>>16955864
No, you're thinking of me. I would fuck the shit out of @astro_christina. I'd fill her with my Koch, iykwim

>>16953827
big brain energy

>>16955616
onlyfans live is more likely given how much cucks are willing to spend on that

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>>16953306
Why does it take so long to take people out of the capsule?

>>16955866
You will never be a woman.

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>>16953306
The earth is flat and stationary with a dome. The whole thing is a complete fraud. Imagine shitting and farting and pissing in there with four other people. Now imagine they did that in the 70's in an even smaller capsule.

>>16956147
Nasa likes checklists

>>16956178
>Astronaut recovery checklist:
>1. take astronaut out of the capsule
>2. put him in the boat
>Notes: try to not throw him in the water while doing so.
?

>>16953306
surely the food they eat is tested to be the least gas and diarrhea inducing.
I'm guessing you couldn't be an astronaut with crohn's disease.

More and more I see spaceflight as a very shitty road trip:
>days of preparation
>shitty, slop food just to keep you alive
>confined in a small box
>accidents can happen anytime
>no toilet or smelly gas station toilet
>putting your life on the hands of a thousand metal pieces
>no entertainment
>dealing with foids
>bad air
>no even enjoying the destination for that long
>having to return quickly to the "real world"

>>16956205
Astronauts are very well compensated dancing monkeys in state's soft power political stunts.

>>16956147
It's performative. Taxes are due next week and if it looks too easy people start asking questions.

>>16956207
>Astronauts are very well compensated dancing monkeys in state's soft power political stunts.
Exactly. State enforcers like cops, using soft power to control the masses, especially redditors. All in exchange of a salary which is not even 0.1% of the rocket cost.
Wagies are cattle.

>>16956147
They were stalling intentionally to let the crew get their celebratory freak on for a few minutes.

>>16956205
>no entertainment
yeah flying through space at thousands of miles per hour and getting a good up close look at the moon, what a drag

>>16956229
is the same as a road trip
>oh cool, more scenery

>>16956152
I hope you are very young.
If not you are garbage and you will spend your life in ignorance and denial.

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>>16956352
You are never ever leaving this enclosed plane alive you retarded golem. CGI is all you get in this life, which is more than you deserve anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJK1gLHbOxA&t=1136s

I never realized how large the interior of the Orion spacecraft is. basically a luxury hotel compared to Apollo.

>>16956829
thanks not Orion, it's a test bay

>>16956353
Not watching your dumb video, faggit.
Nice try.

>>16956829
At 16 x 16 basically a small bedroom with a cuck cubicle in the corner barely big enough to sit and poop in it would be torture to live in with 4 people.