>>16963578
I can just go to LA and get a sexy hooker in broad daylight? What's the catch?

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I can't get my wiener off in someone not equally interested. Hot shot 30 minutes is for children.

>>16963578
>t. position holder

>>16963578
You should "reserch" your grammar

>>16963578
Why would that increase science output? Surely scientists would either waste too much time interacting with prostitutes, or would start dropping off like flies via super aids on campus.

>>16963578
Back in the 80s and early 90s, Savannah River used to do that. The women were classified as some kind of therapist but in reality were there for sexual release so the scientists wouldn't get snared by a Soviet agent pretending to be a local girl.

>>16963578
Light stabilized lucid dream-enabled inspiration for boosting scientific creativity. Dream engineering. Infrared sensors detect REM sleep and external light cues are used to trigger lucidity and maintain it, allowing researchers to consciously explore complex problems within a dream state. This technique bypasses the brain's waking cognitive blocks and generate novel insights.

>>16963586
The catch is what you catch.

>>16963778
Pubic lice is the worst outcome if you use a condom.

>>16963778
Smells a bit fishy to me.

>>16964004
Use two or three condoms. My first hooker I broke the condom straight away and gave myself a nightmere/

>>16964004
you prefer genital warts over lice?

>>16963578
>hookers
go ahead and start at the bottom of the barrel anon. good idea with that. we should put you in charge of everything. or... how about instead you just hire pornstars? they are clean and haven't been lot lizard money fucking every goblin at the gas station. you can also probably throw enough money at pornstars who are only lesbian on screen, or at least before they move onto hetero porn. besides, they do private calls and make just as much or more money doing that. you can catch them when they go on their strip club tours if they make a career of porn. you could probably have good results by picking women at their 70% or so mark and get the last 30% of their porn career before they leave.