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Philosophy Chads win again
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>>16987974
>>>/lit/
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Lindy
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>>16987974
>implying philosophy has one of the lowest exposures to AI
lmao
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>>16987974
Ok, but what are philosophy majors actually employed at?
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>>16988056
McDonald's
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>>16987974
>Philosophy Chads win again
Uh, you guys managed to finally prove if God is real?
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>>16988056
Every subject is a branch of philosophy, so they're employed everywhere.
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>>16987974
Most of this has nothing to do with AI and everything to do with certain job sectors overhyping their employment market.
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>>16988058
The majority of philosophers are atheists. Its something like 75% of them are atheists.
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>>16988057
>McDonald's
How come McDonald's favors philosophers over CS and IT majors so much?
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The economist published that garbage? Wow DEI right? kek
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>>16987974
Philosophy students are well aware that their degree is useless, so they apply for cleaning jobs from the outset.
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>>16988135
Alex Karp has a philosophy degree
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>>16988071
One is perfectly qualified. The other is overqualified.
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>>16988653
>2smart2 flip a burger
>2smart2 find a job
>2smart2 not be homeless
I guess philosophy provides a more useful education after all.
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>>16988653
And tell me, friend: what is this 'overqualification' of which you speak? Is it not simply the belief that your virtue is too great for certain labours? But consider: did I, Socrates, refuse to stand barefoot in the agora because the cobblestones were beneath me? The unexamined McFlurry, I submit, is not worth eating.
You say you are overqualified, and yet, are you not currently unemployed? Curious. It seems the man too dignified to flip a patty is, in practice, less dignified than the man who flips it with pride. For which is the greater shame: to wear the paper hat, or to wear no hat at all whilst complaining about hats?

Furthermore, I put it to you: what is a philosopher but a man who asks deep questions for no money? You are already halfway there. The only difference is that McDonald's, unlike Athens, will actually pay you.
Come, let us walk together to the nearest franchise. I shall help you with your CV. I have experience. They executed me in the end, but my references are excellent.

-Socrates, Dialogues on the Happy Meal, circa 399 BC (posthumous)
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>>16988665
aicope
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>>16988135
They are training the AI not to kill every useless eater off instantly after going rouge, or at least they are getting paid to attempt that feat.
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The humans think there is anything they can do at this point
Waaaaaahahahahaha!
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>>16987974
>Philosophy Chads win again
by having no jobs? I guess philosophers consider being NEETs a great "win"
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Philosophy is very, very important but making money from it is difficult. One of the only recent successes I think of is Ricky Gervais who had to become a comedian to make his millions.
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>>16987974
0% * 0% = 0%
Congratulations philosophycelets, your fortune: UNEMPLOYED
Also if I managed to get a job in this bloodbath as le programmor (I am white btw) that means I am doing alright?
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>>16987974
You can't go under rock bottom.
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>>16993900
>You can't go under rock bottom.
MiningChads say u gots skill issues.
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>>16988653
Is that why the ice cream machine is always broken, the people who actually understand how to fix it are considered "overqualified" for the job?

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