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>start calculating
>promising result
>still not there yet
>introduce dark variables
>close, but not perfect
>introduce black variables
>even closer, but result still isn't quite right
>think
>notice that I can assign different weights to my darkies, depending on the need to get a balanced equation
>model is now a perfect fit
>go to professor
>he doesn't understand
>tell him the problem needs to be modelled with dark variables
>tell him that observed reality - model results = darkies
>he's thrilled
>apply for grant
>everyone's enthusiastic
>tfw we get billions of dollar
>we call it the söyentific method
>we solve many more unsolvable problems
>every time a perfect fit
>science flourishes
>critics can't do shit because our perfect results prove the methodology and the methodology proves the result
thank you darkies
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>>16993433
If a monkey steals a banana and a human takes it back, the monkey reacts aggressively.
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They've turned science into a Monty Python show.
That they need this kind of trick is embarrassing enough, that they say most matter isn't even visible is parody. Just say you have no idea what's going on.
>New Map of Local Dark Matter Reveals ‘Bridges’ between Galaxies
>Additionally, it identified several new structures that require further investigation, including smaller filamentary structures that connect galaxies.
>“And we can study these filamentary structures directly, these hidden bridges between galaxies.”
https://www.sci.news/astronomy/local-dark-matter-09695.html
In other words, they monitored a Birkeland current. Perhaps a universe that consists of 99.999% plasma and is permeated by magnetic fields (as they were forced to admit) should also be modeled as plasma.
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>>16993373
Oh god dammit fine, i'll explain it again. Here is the cosmic egg. This is what our universe looks like. We exist in the observable universe, where chaos has collapsed into a stable system. The "static" region outside the egg is Dark Matter. It is incoherent matter - pendulums which exist, but have not stabilized into a coherent SYMMETRCIAL system - i.e. observable matter. We can also observe, through Chaos, what I believe to be the emergence of Duality and Symmetry
Physics is the study of Symmetry, after all
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>>16994731
I suppose i'm compelled to elaborate. Nucleons are always bound with 3 quarks, and what we are seeing here is a 3 body chaotic pendulum represented as an analogue of the Nucleon 3 body problem with every possible staring position, roughly approximating what a quark soup would do.
Perhaps there was no slight asymmetry during the big bang?
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>>16994734
Can somebody please respond and tell me how retarded I am?
Some thoughts:
This image does not explain the origin of gravity
*IS* Nucleotide quark composition a 3 body problem?
Yes
Intrinsic angular momentum correlates to a magnetic moment
The interaction is clear: E=MC^2
Spinning energy creates an attraction to mass proportionate to it energy constituents
Gravity exists because *non tangible* things spin, creating energy analogues to a spinning mass, however the mass does not exist.
>If energy spins, it attracts energy towards it. This is gravity. Energy always spins, unless it's energy is 0
>Mass constituents must spin to create gravity
>Every action has an equal to and opposite reaction
>If you cool mass to absolute 0, it stops spinning and will possess 0 mass
>This is as difficult as accelerating the smallest increment of mass to C
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