You know, I hate threads like these. I really hate seeing you disgusting animals and your retarded e-coupling rituals. What I hate even more is that it'd probably work for you lobotomized normalniggers, too.

Me
>30/M/US
>5'9, very thin due to depression
>religion due to being depressed and thinking about death a lot
>none, nihilist
>pointless

Them
>somebody that'll commiserate with me

You
>39/m/DC
>Buzzcut, earpiece, mirror shades, suit, glow in the dark
>Niche subcultures
>Critical thinking and counterculture
>We're already in contact

Them
>14f cali
>Blonde blue eyes
>games anime going to the mall with my friends
>Christian and partying!

You
>27/Male/New England
>White, 5'9", skinny, messy brown hair, brown eyes
>Filmmaker, photographer, interested in all kinds of art. Brain full of nonsense humor 90% of the time
>Wife and family, blah blah
>Virgin, but have had girlfriends before because was waiting until marriage
Discord: cjp020
Email: [email protected]

Her
>18-29/Female/Anywhere
>White, height doesn't matter, healthy weight
>Interested in some kind of art would be great, but as long as she wants to talk lots. Anxious attachment kind of person is probably best, because I'm that way myself. Is sexual but doesn't need that kind of thing to come first.
>Open to having a family

It's ghost city 9/10 times when I try to do this, I think I'm just boring desu.

>>35046173
Me
>A/S/L
Man that's old enough to know better than to think this could ever work
>Looks
I'm ugly
>Interests
Shitposting
>Values
Nothing that I wouldn't be willing to abandon whenever it suits me
>Contact
Please don't
Them
>anorexic with low self esteem

What's the point of these? It's going to be dozens of male posts with zero replies and one post by a tranny with everyone jestermaxxing for a crumb of xer attention.

>>35046179
I've been here a while, and on occasion there are more women. It depends on the day though, some vague intangible sentiment going around that day.

>>35046179
I really want a male friend not a female friend from here. The women are all either underage or severely mentally ill.

>>35046173
Me
>A/S/L
20/f/EST
>Looks
short, nerdy, long hair, fair skin, petite
>Interests
bbc
>Values
Worshipping bbc
>Contact
melancholicoffins

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>>35046173
>19/M/UK
>5,4, skinny, big messy fluffy brown hair, big eyebags,
>Interests: Video games (mainly single player), anime, reading, the internet!
>Values: I i have my own values but i think everyone should try to be kind :>
>Contact: discord solanssword

Them
Honestly id be so happy to just have a girl whos nice to me but as for preferences

>17-30/F/UK ideally
>I really like girls with bangs! I like girls who wear pretty dresses and skirts, height doesnt matter and id like a healthy weight
>Interests: needs to at least be kinda nerdy

I hope you talk to me~

>>35046176
Kek
>>35046182
Who are you trying to fool, Mavisfag?

reminder that e-dating never works out and e-love is bullshit.

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Me
>30 m KC
>5'9, fat, hairy, balding
>Cooking, reading, writing, history, guns, old vidya, movies, metal
>being polite, being good to my friends, working hard, I can't think of anything of anything I have a weird conviction about. I hate loud noises? I dont yell or shout or anything.
>Contact: too shy

Them
>21+ f midwest
>Looks: I dunno I've never been that picky
>Interests: I seem to attract women with daddy issues, Its not my thing but there seems to be something about me that attracts that.
>Values: being nice

>>35046173
Bro what, this is specifically called out as the type of thread that doesnt belong here. Your a stick bundle.
Anyway
27/F/EU
7/10, shizo
Motorcycles, ham radio, old vidya, history/scifi books
Rightwingish but tolerant, not verg politically active these days

>>35046185
You can meet someone local online. Chances are small but thats how I met my bf of 6 years now.

>A/S/L
19, Male, Brazil
>Looks
Good for Brazilian standards, probably average for western standards
>Interests
Anime and fiction in general, existentialism and in the beginning of getting to know about world religions
>Values
Respect
>Contact
Too shy for that. I just want to share what my ideal gf is like.

Them
>A/S/L
Close to my age, female, living at my city would make things easier.
>Looks
Ideally beautiful or at least average (it is what everyone desire lol). Asian, european or descendant of europeans
>Interests
As long as she is passionate about it I think almost everything is fine, as long as is compatible with my morals. And also a particular interest in protecting and nurturing a pathetic and socially awkward male
>Values
Respect, patience.

>A/S/L
old/XX/internet
>Looks
bad
>Interests
Miku
>Values
Miku
>Contact
no

Them
>A/S/L
old/XY
>Looks
Chad
>Interests
Miku
>Values
Miku

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>Them
idk
a cool foid

>>35046173
You
>A/S/L
28/M/UK
>Looks
5'8, skinny but fit, black hair, glasses. I dress quite plainly, but it's quite comfy and I think I look tidy.
>Interests
Football, classical music, military history, fighting related video games including rpgs
>Values
Massive self-improover. I try to make the most of situations, so I either work my arse off or something, or I laze about in bed. I'm cynical for the most part but I do think there are a few nice people around, so it's worth being a good person so that I can benefit them. I also don't believe in sex early on in a relationship, and I'm happy to wait until we're sure we're meant to be. I'm not religious.
>Contact
discord is henry_the_survivor

Them
>A/S/L
Roughly my age but doesn't matter too much because everyone's life is different/F/UK
>Looks
Dress modestly, fit, no piercings, wasian (not that it matters when it comes to an actual relationship)
>Interests
Some sport, some art, some academic subject, hopefully some form of video game too. I don't really mind what exactly,
>Values
Someone who doesn't always need to go out and meet new people, although I don't mind if she does every now and then. Tries their best and is prosocial for the most part.

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>>35046173
>You
None of your business. This is a thread about a hypothetical perfect partner anyway.
>>them
>19/F
>white, same height as me, good-looking face and curvy skinny body with average sized breasts and a good ass
>wanting to be a mother, everything related to "otaku culture", ttrpgs, religions, history, politics, and maybe literature, philosophy, OPSEC and craftsmanship
>christian morality (not hating even "evil" people, only their evil actions), infinite loyalty to me, determination and critical thinking
This was my blogpost.

>too normie
Everyone that posts here posts on soc, stupid newfag.

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>Favorites
Hidamari, Bocchi, Koisuru Asteroid, Sketchbook, Girls und Panzer, Minami-ke, Geijutsuka Art, Gochiusa, Strike Witches, Manabi Straight, Yuru Camp
>Boards
/v/, /a/, /co/, /jp/, /s4s/, /m/, /aco/, /h/, /u/, /e/, /c/
>Looking For
M or F who wants to fap together to loli and moe
>Not Looking For
(You) don't like loli/moe
(You) only want to talk
>Tag
hya.kko

You
No

Them
>A/S/L
mid twenny / Female / Anywhere
>Looks
Tall and thin to a freakish degree; translucent pale skin; corpse bride looking girl with big, dead eyes; eating disorder and self harm scars; big ol' tiddies (optional); well dressed
>Interests
me; me; me; any sort of highly esoteric professional interest; destructive romance
>Values
none; empty; ghost passing through life; frighteningly amoral

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symb.1

>>35046195
Troons and fags are not "normal", tourist.

>>35046408
retard can't even recognize the thread originated on another board. kys

>>35046836
I dont browse /lgtv/ like you do, faggot. Maybe you should go back and stay there.

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>>25/Male/USA(EST)
Hello, I am a pretty terminally online loser, working full time, taking classes, trying to find a longterm online friend. I can be on and off on discord but need that perfect friend that really makes me want to come online and hangout virtually. Please be pretty active on discord and able to text frequently! Here is a bit about me and what I am looking for.

>>SFW
Lifewise and hobbywise I am into vidya, nerdy things, comics, horror, youtube (nickcrowley, horror stuff, reignbot, nexpo), cooking and really all things tech and computer related. I work in the tech and engineering world. I would love a friend who is able to relate to a lot of the things I mentioned and someone interested in sharing their interests with me! Any kind of sexual online relationship is never fun if there is no bare bones connection.

>>NSFW
I am a loser whiteboi with a tiny 4 inch penis. I am looking for a friend who is hung, older than me (25 and up please), loves porn, is interested in making me submissive and more addicted to porn, and ofcourse who wants me to worship porn as well as his cock. Please be interested in willing to feed pornographic images as I think it is so hot to have a male friend who entirely controls my porn intake and what I am allowed to let make my tiny penis hard! Some of my sexual interests are:

BBC,JOI,PMV,Big booty cheeks, tight pants, dancing, big cocks, non nude.

I love the idea of a buddy making me get more and more pathetic for non nude porn and really whatever they decide is appropriate for me. Here are some of the girls I am into!

AlexisTexas, AbellaDanger, SiriDahl, Morgpie, Vixenp, Demoniika, Lyracrowo, MandyMuse, LucyPinder, and more...clearly big booty girls!~

If anything here caught your interest please hit me up with a message telling me a bit about yourself:) Please be enthusiastic!
>>Discord: lilbrim

Them
>A/S/L
20-30/F/eu

>Looks
not overweight, white or arab with dark hair.

>Interests
movies, animals, going outside to just walk around and explore.

>Values
christian values. unconditional love. its me and you against the whole world and we will win.

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>>35046173
>implying /r9k/ isn't also filled to the brim with normalfag scum
Kekypow

discord: sticksuicide

>Likes
Pizza, Vidya, Anime (my 3x3 is here https://mysticcombat.com/aboutme/Vidya3x3.jpg ), combat, drawing, cartoons, Metal, Nukes, Knifes and Katanas, Children, Planet vegeta, Colonization, Computers, Armpits, Money,The purple chaos emerald (brother is sealed inside),Chains, Gears, Natural Selection

>Dislikes
Trannies, Lotion,Mean People,Frost demons, Jews, Niggerz, Women, Hypnosis, Vidya (post 2015), Ketchup, All Reploids, Mobile phones, Globalzation, Women, Polidicks, People who witness rape and say "ew"

>>35049947
>christian values
>its me and you against the whole world and we will win
I don't think you understood the book you read anon

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Contact: [email protected]

Tell me about yourself when you email me. Not interested in lewd right off the bat. Please don't take it personally if I don't reply to you.

>>35050552
Forgot to say: 29/F/Aus.

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Discord: hiddendjungelskog

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Discord: zenithalecho

>>35046179
Most women don't post their contacts because they'll inevitably get bombarded with 20+ adds within the hour, most of which only want to simp for them or unconditionally exchange nudes.

22 / M/ NL
>About me
chill, affectionate, into games/music/reading
>ideal partner
has a cock
>Looking for
a boyfriend, preferably twink/femboy vibes but if we click we click
still kinda exploring things & never actually had a bf before so patience is appreciated lol(im a switch btw)
>Not looking for
dry conversations or mind games
>discord
glhfcutie

>>35046173
You
>A/S/L
29 / M / Florida
>Looks
5'10" 145lbs (66kg) white guy. Average build, no tattoos, brown hair (usuallykept in a buzz cut), clean shaven, heavily balding.
>Interests
These are by subject matter, not board. I don't browse any of these past /tg/

/tg/, VR, /vr/, /m/, /trv/, non-fiction /lit/, /mu/
>Values
Freedom. Self Reliance. Integrity.
>Contact
[email protected]

Them
>A/S/L
20+/F/(America/Europe)
>Looks
White or East Asian, Not Obese
>Interests
Same as above or something new. I like learning about new things, a lot of my interests are shaped from having taken an interest in my friend' interests.
>Values
Freedom, self reliance, integrity

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[email protected]

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>>35046173
You
>A/S/L
30/m/us(midwest)
>Looks
5'11" white, blue eyes, dark hair idk brown or black I'm bad at colors, pale haven't seen sun much in years, about 190 lbs last I checked, I lift weights but I don't have a six pack
>Interests
Videogames, anime, manga, hiking, taking pictures, animals, history
>Values
Loyalty, dedication, maybe purpose? Idk if that qualifies. I have a variety of views along the spectrum but don't care for debating or using them to win someone over.
>Contact
Ask or post yours. Discord or email preferred.

Them
>A/S/L
20-30/F/US
>Looks
White, shorter than me, not morbidly obese all other body types are good, biologically female
>Interests
Any that I have or things she is passionate about, I'm open to trying new things that aren't extremely out of my comfort zone like dancing at a club or skating because im a clumsy fuck, introverted personality preferred btw
>Values
Same as me, others fine as long as it doesn't conflict. Apolitical is ideal but you can have different views as long as you're not annoying or trying to change my opinion often. Side note, I consider religious conversion discussion different, so you can press me on this if it's important.

>>35057445
for being supposedly a straight man, your post is extremely gay

You
>A/S/L
24 / F
>Looks
Picture a waterlogged corpse and put some eyeliner on it. That's me, baby!
>Interests
Horror, mind altering substances, art, accounts of other people's lives, geo-caching, true crime, religion, urbex, graffitti. I like to archive and to transcribe things. I go on nightwalks with gloves and a litter picker stick, partially for environmentalist reasons but partially because I like looking through people's garbage and making assumptions about them based on that.
>Values
Finding perspective. Developing a terminal illness so I have an excuse to suicide bomb an oil CEO.
>Contact
Lol could you imagine.

Them
>A/S/L
20s-30s / male or female / willing to sit on my lap
>Looks
On the slimmer side. Brunette. Generally unassuming.
>Interests
Similar to or at least tolerant of mine.
>Values
Grim outlook on life, but driven to improve things rather than descend into apathy. Kind to animals and people who deserve it. Wants to know each other inside and out.

>>35059735
Can you be my wife? My discord is uhwha

>>35058026
oh no

>>35059735
Devilssympathy on disc.

>>35059735
brokenmachinery
I think I fit pretty much everything you're looking for. I work in ecology and used to do wildlife surveys at night!

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you dont have to fit the whole image cuz i think thats impossible so hmu even iif you stray a bit

38/m/california
discord:mcboots

M, East Asian, tall. Looking for a cool edgy high-achieving girl or someone to be a cute mean cheerleader to me.
Into submissives, switches, brats, bullying, humiliation, raceplay (AMXF/AMWF).
Discord: pancaked1207

>>35046191
contact sir?

You
>32/M/Pennsylvania
>Glasses, messy brown hair, people say I look like a tall Tom Holland but I dont see it, fwiw I'm 6'7"
>Puzzles, writing, bdsm
>Effort, a sense of humor and wit. I need to be able to have banter or I'll get so bored I'll die
>Contact, no thank you.

Them
>25+ F on the east coast
>Alternative girls, gym girls, Im physically attracted to a lot of styles
>Reading faerie porn, wants to fuck Rhysand from ACOTAR, we just have to have chemistry
>Being kind, getting stretched out, probably like kids

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You
>A/S/L
28/M/EU
>Looks
Brown eyes, brown hair, freckles, pale skin, 175 cm
>Interests
All things gothic and macabre, except for taxidermy (human taxidermy is fine). Masks, medieval weaponry, appreciating evening nature, browsing rekt, finding out interesting facts about animals, corvids, etc. Generally enjoying the simpler things in life rather than chasing societal success.
>Values
Ecocentrism, valuing life depending on its benefit to the biodiversity and natural balance, a bit misanthropic.
>Contact
wingedscavenger

Them
>A/S/L
25-30/F
>Looks
Asian or white, preferably pale
>Interests
Also edginess, interests in the gothic and grotesque, valuing nature and animals. Wanting a stable relationship to spend all of the time with someone who shares their interests.
>Values
Also a bit misanthropic, ecocentric, valuing animal life and nature

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Give me a woman. Talks too much and is an oversharer. Loves writing and talking about her interests. Enjoys being teased and bullied, has a high baseline horniness. Wants to go on nice museum dates and wear cute clothes that I buy her. Genuinely interested in what I say. Likes learning. A little messy and ferallike. Likes being thrown around and manhandled. Has some specialized knowledge in something I know nothing about. Would like to be raped everyday. Mid 20s or older, any race. Pear shaped, chubby, mid sized, thighs rub together when you walk, stretch marks, belly. Etc.

Likes watching me stream playing games or making music. Values humor and intelligence deeply. Stims a lot. Enjoys reciprocating. Somewhere on the left. Loves spending time together. 4-8 hour calls. Likes cuddling and holding hands. Likes having meals prepared for her. Sexually experimental. Has some social blindness. Doubletexts. Has a hint of possessiveness. Gets flustered when she's complimented. Has a college background or is attending college. Matches my reply speed. Loves being called weird pet names. Irreverent. Favorite store has a gardening section. Generally kind hearted, but still has a little hatred that comes out. Eclectic music tastes. Sometimes called a people pleaser. A little scatterbrained but generally intelligent. Capable enough, but sometimes needs reassurance. Has a lot to say even when there's no topic at hand.

Likes sharing everything. Will blow me immediately after I wake up and let me kiss me with her rancid morning cock breath.

In short: Chubby horny bookworm that still has passion.

silenthillpenismonster

>>35049947
Disc is ayden781. DM me

Me:
39/M/Maryland(USA)/Online

> Looks
5'7", Hazel/Green eyes, Brown hair. Generic doughy white boy. Out of shape, looking to fix it.

> Interests
Video Games, SciFi/Horror, Cosmere, Warframe, Star Trek, Outer Wilds, Alien/Predator, Metal Gear, VR, One Piece

> Values
Progressive/left-aligned. Peace, love, mutual collaboration/prosperity, hippy crap. Trying to be a better human. I consume cannabis edibles, and have enjoyed some shrooms. Monogamy.

> Contact
Discord: crimzind

You:
~30-50/F/Wherever
Monogamous, no kids.

> Looks
I don't have any strong needs, here. I would note, I don't mind an "out of shape" partner, I'm not a hypocrite, I only hope if you are, there's a willingness to work together to get to a healthier place, too.

> Interests
I'd prefer someone who has an appreciation for video games, and watching film/tv/anime together. I imagine things will likely be long distance for some time, and being able to share activities together is important.

> Values
Progressive/Left-aligned. Non-smoker.

>>35066000
why did you block me. unblock me.

>>35072868
Hes a niggerfaggot. Consider it a blessing in disguise

Me

>31/M/northeast USA
>white, 6', short dark red hair
>sailing, writing, volunteering, travel, movies, restoring antiques
>when it comes to relationships: honesty, communication, quality time spent together
>Discord: f.r.e.g.

Them

>woman, USA, ideally within 10 years of my age (in either direction)
>I'm not picky and don't have a set type; this isn't to say I find every woman I meet attractive, I just kind of take it on a case-by-case basis
>I'm open to exploring and supporting many different interests; ideally, however, my partner would be curious about the world around her and open to new experiences
>ideally, similar to mine

A few notes:

I cannot stress enough how important good communication is. I have talked with a few women here and things have always started well, but then they will vanish for days/weeks at a time and come back with a brusque "sorry work's been crazy/my family's been crazy" etc. I don't expect you to always respond instantly or devote hours of every day to me, but if a simple "hi how was your day" in the evening is too much to fit in your calendar we are not going to be a good fit. If you give 1-2 word answers to questions while we're getting to know each other, we are not going to be a good fit. If you ghost people routinely, we are not going to be a good fit.

I am open to long-distance relationships (within the USA), but only if you are open to making plans to meet regularly and eventually close the distance. I'm 31, I'm not going to "e-date" someone for months/years on end.

Please do not reach out if you are just looking to trade/sell pics or find a hookup buddy; or, conversely, if you're just looking for platonic friends.

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trashreap on discord

open to most women, just want love, someone who has time with me, and hopefully some interest overlap.

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Me:
>A/S/L
39/M/Kansas City
>Looks
6'5" bear-mode white dude (currently losing weight/cutting fat and building muscle to become a healthier, more imposing bear), blue eyes, glasses, thinning hair that I usually just buzz off
>Interests
Outdoors, gym, anime, vidya, vtubers, cosplay, conventions, light socializing
>Values
Being happy and healthy
>Personality
Outgoing introvert, high IQ, calm, confident, I WILL look you in the eyes and smile when we talk (this is a threat)
>Discord
ryunacho

Her:
>A/S/L
Younger/F/Not crazy far from Kansas City
>Looks
Won't be mistaken for Quasimodo, doesn't have her own gravitational pull, didn't get silly with tats and piercings
>Interests
Almost anything (no drugs, self-harm, etc)
>Values
Being happy and healthy

Open to short-term, long-term, casual, committed, just friends... whatever. Depends on you and how we mesh. Dudes who read all of this for some reason and think it might be cool to hang out are free to contact me, too.

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>>35046173
Me:
>ASL
33/F/USA (Southeast)
>Looks
See picrel!
>Interests
Typical nerd stuff: Toklien, Aerospace and Rockets, building LEGO sets, plants
>Values
I'm Eastern Catholic and I take it seriously. "Trad" if you will, although people tend to misuse that word. No sex before marriage.

Him:
>ASL
23-38/M/USA (Preferably southeast)
>Interests, Values
See picrel!

>Contact
[email protected]
Feel free to send me an email talking about your day!

>>35078271
No offense, but why are you here? Aren't churches usually great places to find your match?

>>35079341
they say they're "trad", and "hates porn", and a church yet they're on website that has nudity galore, with people looking to have sex left and right. its a ruse, a grift. snake oil. most likely someone phishing.

>>35079341
>but why are you here?
its some desperate autistic retard that's larping as trad but is really just a tard. they live in florida, which by itself should tell you everything you need to know. they are likely to be obese and ugly, because like you said, retards like her would find their match at a church, but if she can't do that then something is very very wrong.

>>35051446
LOL i hope u find ur space cat gf anon

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>ASL
23/M/Oregon
>About you
I'm a khhv
I like anime (eva, lucky star, genshiken), music (screamo, post-rock, j-rock), guitar, doodling, studying Japanese, alternative fashion
I have an edgy sense of humor, but I'm still nice. Also I'm pretty chatty
I try to avoid coomer mind poison, so I don't watch porn or use social media
>What you look like
pale white, medium length brown hair, green eyes, athletic build, average height. Rate threads say I have a 6/10 face
>Looking for
a nice girl to chat, watch anime, listen to music, play vidya, and eventually have a slightly obsessive relationship with
would be cool if you're also into anime and alternative/experimental music
if you have bpd then we'll probably get along really well (being serious)
I don't have a specific physical type, just please be not fat
>Not looking for
troons, gay men, non khhvs
>discord
i.know.its___hard.to.feel

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>ASL
21. Boytoy Waifu

>Sexuality
Femboy (Dom) Switch

>About you/toxic traits
I'll make you gay as fuck

>What you're looking for
I'm looking for those that have always wanted a little femboy secret in their life. I'm looking for married men, or young & older people alike. What happens between us stays between us.

I also enjoy teasing simps & dominating your sex life, it gets me hard knowing you're worshipping my ass & genuinely devoted

>What you're NOT looking for
Sad, lonely, rambling in-celibate men who expect something for nothing.

>Discord/contact
Discord: itsyaboijess
I do not add random time-wasters. To message me, join my discord server, message me first. If you can't read this then you're not talking to me
https://discord.gg/nyqCcPeXJu

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>ASL
24, M EU

>About you
I like to create stuff and share it. I have lots of interests and hobbies, main ones being illustration, writing, piano, photography, wood carving and coding atm.
Be warned, i'm hypersexual and although i know how to control myself, i'm horny on main.

>What you look like
Black long hair and a bit of facial hair. Copper skin, black eyes, long nails, average height and weight.

>Looking for
Girl my age or younger, passionate and talkative. I'd love to share what i make/do daily and pick someone's interest.
I don't care where you live, how you look, how fucked up you are, just be yourself please. I value honesty.

>Not looking for
Having to do all the talking, non F, old people.

>Discord
Pyjamapen

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You
>A/S/L
19 male canada
>Looks
white, sometimes pale sometimes like olive or whatever, chubby, blue eyes, long curly brown hair, i look slightly tired and or sick most of the time
>Interests
anything strange, depressing, scary, or macabre, literature, history, storytelling and artistic expression in all of its forms, funny cartoon animals, video games, listening to and creating music, writing, poetry, religion, jesus of nazareth, being mentally and anti-social, collecting trinkets, doodling and drawing comics, killing myself, daniel johnston, fred rogers, hanging out with my black cat (bad luck), taking my medication, not taking my medication, loving life, not really loving life that much but also sort of loving it, talking to people, avoiding talking to people, killing myself, all things pretentious and gay
>Values
art, god, love, woke
>Contact
sextuspompeiusfestus

Them
>A/S/L
18-25, male or female, any single location on the planet earth
>Looks
not fat because i hate myself and my body
>Interests
one, multiple, or all of the interests i listed as mine, holding conversations with retarded people
>Values
not a chud, a turbo gooner, or a staunch anti-theist, assertive, not against beating the shit out of me, and or terrorizing me should the need arise, loves me and wont leave

>>35079524
where is that one anon that drew people's descriptions in comical slightly caricature like ways and lined up a couple of them next to each other
it was pretty funny and i miss him

>>35079341
>Aren't churches usually great places to find your match?
Usually yes, but I go to an Eastern Catholic Church in Florida, so we have like 4 parishioners, none of which are men in my age range.

(Posting from phone so my id may have changed)

Me
>ASL
23/M/USA (Southeast)
>Looks
5'10 I'm a quarter Spanish quarter Italian and half Chinese but sadly it just makes me look like a Mexican or Filipino. I was attractive enough to be asked out a couple times so I'm not horrifically ugly.
>Interests
Started reading Dostoyevsky. Wanted to major in European history originally. Aside from those the usual gaming and anime stuff.
>Values
Just want to be loved I suppose. Not too hung up on purity and stuff.

Them
>A/S/L
18-30/F/Anywhere
>Looks
Don't be fat. I'm partial to Europeans as I dated and met up irl with a few.
>Interests
Anything you have in common with me and I'm always willing to hear about new things
>Values
Just be yourself and I'll see how it goes since I don't judge much

Discord: mediocre_j

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You
>A/S/L
18/tf/us
>Looks
5'4, 120, lightskin with big messy afro, dress moidly, look sad and pathetic big sad eyes and wstuff
>Interests
music making and music talk in general, insects and arachnids, science stuff, car stuff too, fashion, ssome other things
>Values
all over the place, but i mostly enjoy affection mixed with some sexual stuff
>Contact
r4veyvrd
Them
>A/S/L
22-35+/woman/doesnt matter
>Looks
doesnt matter dont have to be pretty, chubby/overweight and a little taller than me, thats it
>Interests
can be anything but would prefer if it was similar to my own
>Values
similar viewpoint to me

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Me

>ASL
20/F/South America

>Looks
5'5, 110 lbs, Light hair, big brown eyes, lots of freckles, fair skin

>Interests
I love reading and biking. Im studying electronics so Im into tech and engineering stuff. I also went through a big movie phase and can talk about films for hours. Sometimes I play games on my dads PS5. I love nature, cooking and spending time outdoors.

>Values
I was raised in a Catholic family and those values are still important to me. Im not overly religious but my faith has shaped who I am. I don't drink, smoke or party.

Them
>ASL
20-35/M/US, Europe or Argentina

>Looks
White. Preferably not overweight. I like a masculine appearance and prefer short hair and no large beards. Height doesnt matter much as long as you are taller than me. Light eyes are a plus.

>Interests
I like men with traditionally masculine hobbies like gaming, boxing, cars, guns, the gym, things like that. I dont need someone who's exactly like me. I think men and women should complement each other rather than be copies of one another.

>Values
Kind, family-oriented, Catholic or at least agnostic. Someone who would like to be a husband and father someday.

>>35084674
no contact

>>35084674
Hello I match all of what you said and I relate to your religious position, email me @[email protected]

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>>35079745
Decchan. Here I was literally hours ago venting in the thread for people who miss someone and now I see this.
You called me your online gf just weeks ago, we were supposed to meet as soon as either of us had the money to travel - those were things you initiated and I thought we were on the same page about all along. You said you were happy the more guys I talked to and ruled out because then you could be sure I really wanted you, and I did. I ruled out literally everybody else including R because feeling the way I did with you made me take him off the pedestal I'd put him on for years (so thanks for that, I guess). You'd stay on call with me while I slept and still be there when I woke up. You'd write me sweet messages right after we ended our calls and bawled just like I did when we said goodbye in the final one after you chose to pull away, simultaneously assuring me that it wasn't because what we had wasn't real no matter how I tried to push you to say it so that I could just move on. Was it just because I wasn't a khhv and you couldn't cope with it but never had the guts to tell me? Was I revolting to you all along because other men have touched me? Or did you simply not care how much this reckless behavior would inevitably hurt me because you were in it for mere kicks? You didn't have to promise you'd write or say that you'd never felt this way about anyone before, I've dealt with far worse things in my life than rejections from boys and you know that. Are you so afraid of not pleasing people that you'll say anything to appear in a favorable light?

>>35084674
What about someone in Canada?

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You told me not to put my life on hold and date if I felt like it while you proceed to "isolate" and "most likely die a virgin", did you really think I wouldn't still be in these threads? You said it wasn't a rejection, that I was special to you, yet here you are now indirectly reducing me to the number of men I've slept with despite having said you'd come back to me in the future if you managed to turn your avoidance around.

You know what your issues are. They don't make you abnormal or fundamentally broken but you have to actually work on them like you said you would, not get into new online relationships you're not mentally equipped for just to discard girl after girl while convincing yourself the problem's with them. You not caring about yourself or your own life does not give you the right not to care about the impact you have on others. You can keep changing your username and your writing style and making alts to keep seeming like you're not "one of THOSE guys" to new women or you can start actually taking responsibility for the emptiness you feel and not fill it with love you don't have the intention or capacity to reciprocate. Start by taking off the mask and by being honest with people, because that is the only way you'll ever start feeling connected to them.

Sincerely, someone who actually really cared about you and wanted to be with you as deeply as you claimed you wanted to be with her. Thanks for showing me I didn't lose what I thought I'd lost.

>>35084674
Add me on telegram @York6588 literally I'm all you are looking for

>>35084685
I prefer not to post my contact info here but you can share yours if you want.
>>35084912
Canada is fine too

>>35084844
>>35084928
No offense, but both of you were posting in incest fetish threads (I checked your username on soc archives.). Thats a hard pass from me.

>>35084955
You should just not have said anything and not added them because now they're just going to make alts or hop on alts and ask to be added

>>35084960
I thought Id say something so no genuinely decent guy gets discouraged after seeing those two weirdos drop their usernames.

>>35084943
How do you feel about the paranormal?

>>35084916
>>35084911
Contact info?

>>35084674
telegram @Blachotrapez6

>>35046173
I might be too normie for this shit

>28/F/Can
>5’8, brown hair, pale, average weight, average-attractive(?) looking, I don’t turn any heads but I don’t think I’m ugly, round face, great boobs but no ass.
>cooking, gardening, sewing, history, crafting, trying new things, video games, hockey, programming, socializing, reading, nerdy stuff
> community, family, the environment, being kind and caring about things, being educated. Critical thinking, Enjoying life while it last. The constantly looming fear of death.


Them
>M/25-35/Can
>i tend to like skinny to average guys with fluffy hair
> a social guys who always yaps and is passionate about something, I love a nerd. But ideally has good social cues and is caring
>similar to me, community and family, love kids and wants some some day. And is compassionate, the kind that would put a spider outside with a cup instead of squishing it.

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>>35046173
Me
>A/S/L
23 Straight M Romania Transylvania
>Looks
Around 5'9, somewhat fit, broad shoulders, pale skin, light brown hair, dark eyes, younger n cute looking
>Personality
Hella easy going and to vibe with so feel free to show your true face you won't creep me out, edgy, ambitious, sarcastic, caring, nonchalant, I joke a lot, affectionate got moments when i may carpet love bomb, dreamy, protective, assertive, confident, I make a good therapist
>Interests
Fashion, video games mostly shooters, paranormal and metaphysics, military stuff, anime, politics but I ain't dogmatic nor adhere to any ideology, music wise i listen to almost any genre, history, gym, combat sports and lately I've started to be into trading and business stuff
>Values
I take my bf role a bit too much in serious, one ex joked I acted more like a dad than her own dad lmao. Beside basic relationship values I crave something more intense n fun like becoming each other's drug and give some crazy trips, think of being like best friends and total obsession at once, we roast each other, play-fight, tease each other, have reckless adventures, deep talks about life and random nonsense overall have a chaotic vibe together that will make others wonder from what ward we escaped from.

>Contact
exxtraneus

Them
>A/S/L
18-22 Female Romania/close to Romania
>Looks
Short, Pale/Olive pale skin, short/medium long black/blonde hair especially with bangs, not overweight, colored/dark eyes, alt style
>Personality
Eccentric, talks a lot randomly, laughs a lot even at her own jokes no matter how dull they are, obsessed, clingy, needy type who is going to suffocate me with that
>Interests
Artsy stuff, cosplaying, gun nut, similar with mine or more niche ones
>Values
Self respect of not showing her holes and jumping from dick to dick

>>35085978
Pretty much me to a T, but not in canada

>34m
>works out but overall skinny, long-ish hair
>can talk about topics of interests for hours, nerd but ENTP/social has hobbies etc
>wants to have kids

Basically avoided killing spiders so much they stopped fearing me and I woke up with spiders on my face.

>>35087767
Where are you situated?

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meeee
>asl
24 mtf bi eu
>looks
white and pass and dress cute
>interests
moviees and reading and baking cooookies especially sweet almond cookies
>values
pretty traditional i wanna cook and make our house look pretty
>contact
reinsvee

you
>asl
21-38 male or really butch mtf or really passable ftm preferably in europe but anywhere is ok
>looks
idc just don’t be too fat
>interests
wants to watch movies with me and really nerdy about whatever they like
>values
traditional and marriage oriented and preferably not porn addicted

>>35085978
I'm 39 so I'm too old, but if you want to talk to someone else from Canada.p

>>35085978
Huh I actually fit this I think. M28/Can. Average build with longer fluffy hair. who likes to yap. We have a lot of shared interests too. here's my discord id if you want. 633473541731516478

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>>35064843
Bump

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If this is u pls come say hiii ;-;

>>35088350
Eeeek Forgot my discord: nekoisbaby

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>>35088350
>>35088354

>>35088171
Asia, I opened a business in HK, and I live in TW.

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18, cisgender female
cis men only!
Im the brown one ᓚ( ^. .^)

discord: nohoneybees

>>35088268


My discord is fern6816 :)

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Here goes nothing

You
>A/S/L
28/M/EU
>Looks
173cm, 90kg (and burning), burly frame
>Interests
military
history
anthropology
languages
animals
wargames
collecting militaria and historical artifacts
model building
fencing
>Values
European nationalist
hyperromantic
>Contact
Discord: flvffinvicta

Them
>A/S/L
18-28/F/EU-UK
>Looks
white, any body type but not too fat (a bit of chub is more than okay, we're talking land whale levels), I like girls with a clean face and minimal to zero piercings, earrings, makeup etc.
I also like girls with shoulder-length or otherwise shorter hair but I don't think it's a dealbreaker in either case.
>Interests
same or similar, look at picrel (ofc it's absolutely fine if you also have your own which you'd like to share with me)
>Values
same or similar, look at picrel pls

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>>35046173
>26/M/Argentina
>I am 181cm, thin, my hair looks nice and my face is ok.
>I don't care about anything anymore other than living a chill life with zero stress
>I don't have any values, everything about me is in constant change, I guess I am a virgin
>contact:
I deleted everything, I don't have any more social media

Them
>20-30/F/Argentina
>Just be 1,90cm and have a horse face like pic rel
>Anything is fine as long as you are fine with talking a lot
>be normal.

>>35084911
>>35084916
>being this crazy for someone youve never met in person
No wonder that nigga bailed holy fuck

>>35084967
Willing to poke the bear in order to not turn away the decent options. I don't know whether to be concerned or impressed.

>>35089944
brown girls don't deserve white men.

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Hi! 21 m us

ME
> Im a 6,2 dude a little chubby i like hiking, history, backpacking, video games, reading, baking, camping anything outside in general i like really big trips and love to walk and travel when i get the money


Looking for!
> A cis woman under 18-27
> Okay with long distance for a bit will meet up down the line for sure
>meets most of the stuff in pic
>goes outside and can walk!
>i work seasonally in weird places we may need to be discord pen pals for a little
>Its okay if not from US i would like to travel!
>has their own hobbies/interests and can have a conversation also has they're own friends but is a little clingy only cause i am too

I know this is asking a lot from here but if you're even just some of these things you should message me! Discord: troutarecool

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>About me
Late 20's/F/EU
White, slim brunette, slightly above average height.
I'm a good communicator and pretty secure in general. I do have a lot of feels but I'm not one to take them out on others, though I may vent a lot during rough patches. Certified autist! Pretty much an ambivert - my friends describe me as sweet, caring, dependable and intelligent. Deeply romantic and sensual, but it's rare for me to develop romantic feelings.

>Interests
Music, cinema, novels, poetry, visiting art museums, architecture, nature, anime (slice of life/drama/psychological horror etc), cooking, crafts, learning/experiencing new things

>Looking for
Kind, nerdy straight guy in his 20's-early 30's to settle down with. Understanding, self-aware, laid-back personality, sharp wit, knows how to communicate boundaries, is creative. My aesthetic preference is pretty rigid: (half) white, brown hair, skinny or athletic, nice jawline, cute smile. If you match that description and consider yourself mid you're probably my type physically, I don't care for society's idea of perfection. Not into hairy, bald, fat or stocky men, though.

>Sexual preferences (might as well)
Sub-leaning switches. Guys who are eager to please + want to dominate gently and lovingly. I don't mind inexperience at all.

>Not looking for
Anyone completely porn-brained or socially inept, anger issues, doomers, right-wing politics, druggies/alcoholics, full-on degenerates

>Contact
Discord: _twostepsforward

>>35059735
omigum
might as well shoot my shot

>>35083895
Where in Florida? North, south, or central?

>>35092473
You seem cool, and like we'd get along well. Unfortunately I'm in burgerstan. Best of luck anon

black male 39 usa

I used to like loli but I like women now
any adult women in need of a boyfriend
please contact me for a relationship
nine inch penis multi orgasmic great stamina

teleguard @ F47X9KUEN
discord @ unagi386
kik @ unagi386
telegram @ unagi386

>>35092557
(Bare with me if my ID changed)
It's in Central Florida.

Hello. I am a 70 years old grandfather that is interested in girls much younger than me. If you are one of them, or want to share one with me, please message me. I will tell you everything what I would do to you. I also have a big cock.

Here is my Teleguard ID: WF653PHNZ

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>>ASL - 25/M/USA(New England)
Hello! I’m a horny and perverted lonely guy looking for long term invested friends! Specifically I am looking for the perfect Gooning/jerkoff partner to hopefully jerk off with very frequently. Please read the rest of my post if any of this sounds interesting!

>>About Me
I’m into all kinds of nerdy hobbies including vidya, shows, movies, tech, computers, coding, comics, cooking, and more! As far as porn, which I love more than anything, I love big booty women, as long as they have fat butt cheeks I’m obsessed. And Ofcourse I love bing poked fun at for my tiny 4 inch Peepee! So I’m definitely looking for a partner with a huge one! Other porn I’m into is definitely BBC (I’m addicted) and non nude which I want a daddy to help me get addicted to.

>>You
Please be my age or preferably older, and ideally hung (double mine would be perfect daddy) and the big thing is I’m looking for a buddy who wants to control my porn intake. Make me more addicted, make me only look at non nude women daddy knows best! And Ofcourse make me worship your cock!

>>In conclusion
The big thing is I’m looking for long term, no ghosting, and a genuine friendship. Please be in the USA for time zone reasons and in case this ever turns very serious! If any of this interested you please reach out on discord, share your asl and a little about yourself! Please be interested and engaging!

>>Discord
lilbrim

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>>35046173

Me
>22/M/US
>5’9, white, really fit and muscular, athletic lean physique, long fluffy dirty blonde hair, hazel eyes
>video games, computers, weightlifting, calisthenics, hiking, spearfishing, chess, political philosophy
>22 year old virgin if I was to date a girl I’d want her to be the same way. Had opportunities to lose it earlier in life but it felt wrong to me. I’m a romantic perfectionist in a way. Could never connect with normie women.

Discord: gharyjohnson

Her
>18-30/F/anywhere
>white or Asian small frame I like really skinny petite girls but looks aren’t a dealbreaker to me
>I like a girl who’s into video games, anime, reading, introverted hobbies because I feel like I can bond with her over that
>high empathy, not a bully, sweet and kind to people around her

>>35092473
Description fits me
>Not looking for socially inept
Oh well...

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