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Chiefies
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Nobody says that.
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Nobody says that.
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I feel bad for this but I really hope the 49ers don't win a ring with Brock Purdy.
I like Brock Purdy, nothing against the man, underdogs are cool to root for but fuck if I can't stand the idea that the 49ers traded 3 1st round picks away for Trey Lance and they still ended up with a fucking franchise QB not long after, and with the goddamn fucking last pick of the draft too.
It'd be one thing if they got Mr. Irrelevant and it worked out and they didn't spend 3 1st rounders on trading for a bust, but the whole 3 1st rounders really sours it. At most I want the entire 49ers roster to be top to bottom different players except for Brock Purdy in like 10-15 years so the outcome of the Super Bowl is more based within the team rebuilding itself completely than it was on acquiring Brock Purdy.
This is my Ted Talk, and I only posted this because Kyle Juszczyk said "I don’t know why Brock Purdy doesn’t get respect he deserves"
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>>154225643
That’s what happens when you have a quality front office full of smart people, you get to make a boneheaded decision here and there. The 49ers have also been ravaged by non-football-talent events, e.g. Willis retiring, Aldon Smith being retarded, elevated injury rates, etc.
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>>154225716
>4. Daniels
>7. Hurts
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>>154225716
I think Darnold is judged too much by his past. For every other QB it’s what have you done for me lately, but since he was mega ass his first 6 years, it’s like he’s not allowed to be properly ranked.
Darnold has played like a (lower end) top 10 QB the past 2 seasons. He has broken 4000 yards each year and is completing around 67% of his passes. Also, a journeyman QB is not capable of playing as well as he did in the nfccg this year. He should be somewhere in the 8-10 range on people’s lists.
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Who's the Dave Matthews of the NFL
>very talented
>not fun at all to watch
>everyone around him is somehow even more boring than him
>people that don't actually like football think he's incredible
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The Reuben Bain story is only in the news now because a team wants him to fall to them in the draft.
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>>154225656
>That’s what happens when you have a quality front office full of smart people
We're talking about the 49ers though.
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>>154225716
>4. Daniels
Based, but Daniels isn't better than Burrow (yet). It's
1. Stafford
2. Burrow
3. Allen
4. Daniels
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uh, what is different this year?
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frog legs anyone?
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>>154226027
Frog legs ? ICI !
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>>154225834
Apparently moments before the crash he told the girl that died "they expect one of us in the wreckage, brother"
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>Queefs Suck
>Donkeys Suck
>Faiders suck major ass
>My Chargies make you seethe
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>>154226202
very natural post by someone who is obviously not being paid by the chargers
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>>154226391
Fewer
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>mogs Carson Beck and makes the kiwi seethe
>plapping Alysa Liu
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Problem, Baltipoor?
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>He's thinking about those Rams again
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>[Lewis] Russini resigns from The Athletic
Dangerussini is now a free agent, and has a lot of baggage. Teams looking to sign her likely will pass for a younger model that has less wear. If there is time for you to get inside the inbox /spee/ its now
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dare i?
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Caleb...
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>>154225643
Every team in the league passed Brock Purdy over half a dozen times because he didn't fit the meme criteria for modern qbs. Blame scouts and GMs for not seeing what was right in front of them instead of being salty at the one team that actually evaluated him correctly
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FUCKING WHY?
and is captcha loading slow as shit for anyone else?
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>>154226433
Im convinced that Mendoza is some remnant of the old Soviet Union athlete program they ran in Cuba. He gives me science experiment vibes.
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>>154225849
>mfw when I’ve been the most vocal Jayden Daniels supporter itg just for a sewage covered Commies subhuman to do the typical ragebait routine
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>>154226885
I would Dianna her Russini if you know what I mean.
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>>154227065
Hopefully prime gets it. Their sky cam or whatever it’s called is easily the best angle from which to watch a football game. Plus white people all have Amazon prime already so it’s way easier than Netflix, which needs to just fucking die already.
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>>154226885
I get that it's a mild scandal and all but I feel like this is an overreaction. Who fucking cares if sports reporters have no integrity? It's all entertainment, gossip and manufactured drama. Everything's done at the behest of the teams or the leagues or the agents anyway.
Yeah, she's no doubt biased. So are 99% of her colleagues. Let her be a punchline for a week or two for being a whore and then resume business as usual. If anything, she's going to just get more attention from all this so you want her on your staff at the moment just for the buzz, skank or not
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retard here: what is the point of youth football camps? like what do they do there?
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>>154225716
>best qb in the league
>didn't make the playoffs
pick one
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>>154227224
right. plus leaks showed schefter literally giving editorial control to teams for scoops and he didn't get a 1/10th the shit russini got and i think that's worse than fucking and/or sucking for scoops
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>>154227190
Fuck off back to twitter, wigger.
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Scouting and general player outreach
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>>154227241
Like all camps, it's basically teenage daycare. You agree to take people's brats off their hands for a week or two and they give you money. Celebrities lend their name to it to make it seem more of a big deal bu their involvement is usually minimal. The athletic training is just a pretense.
They do run you through drills and such so it's not bad practice and you get in shape and all but they don't teach you anything special. What's A.J. Brown going to teach you that any other football coach wouldn't? He doesn't know special shaolin techniques or anything, he just has 99th percentile athleticism and that's not something he can transfer to anybody.
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>>154227312
You could try being cool for once in your life instead of a tryhard. Now with the samefagging. For what purpose lil man? We’re anonymous. Why so invested? You’ve gotta relax
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>>154227275
They fucked up by acknowledging and then lying about the rumors. Jeff Pearlman put out an article claiming that male reporters totally intertwine fingers with coaches poolside. That resignation letter is teeming with victim status nonsense.
If you’re going to lie, do it by omission.
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Oops captcha took so long I missed another one
>>154227343
Just sad behavior. You are everything you fear you are. A tryhard pseud midwit
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what did mina mean by this?
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>>154227374
Holy shit shut the fuck up wigger, you’re the only tryhard here
>heh talking like an internet negro is le cool
So fucking embarrassing. I pray you’re underage for your sake
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>Me, an intellectual, logging in to 4chan dot com
I do verily enjoy most of all the angle from which the view is above and whereof, spectacular in its glory, mine eye can espy, not near nor far, but in exactitude of perfect judgment, by which name, moreover, whereof, and wherefore, “Sky Cam”, as it is so indubitably dubbed, nor imposture, being, as it is, elevated thus, to such an extent, but not, however, literally in the sky; and I do use literally in the concrete sense, not, discern, in the manner of “zoomers” or even, so to say, “zillenials”.
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>>154226023
I kept saying it lat year, NFL has no aura anymore. They killed it by hyping up rigged and gay storylines and have burned people out with all the TNF, Friday night, Saturday night, Christmas Eve, all that shit. Last years playoffs were awful and the Super Bowl was horrible with a Puerto Rican faggot as halftime show. NFL needs to stop treating success like it is automatic because it’s not.
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>be you
>in high school
>feel awkward
>body is changing
>Nobody likes you cause you're not cool
>decide to read a book
>all of a sudden you become obsessed with angles
>start fooling around with guys
>they make you dress like a sissy boy
>the basketball team takes turns pounding your ass
>you get hooked on xanax
>your basketball friends go to college
>you decide to stay home and post on 4chan
>you'll never see your cowboys win a superbowl in your lifetime
Shan't be me
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>>154227457
Why so mad big dog? I think you need to take a breather. You’re a pseud and it’s ok. I still got respect for you as a himan being bud
>>154227489
That’s called a joke lil guy. Little embarrassing that you posted this to be honest son
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>lil bro
>lil man
>big dog
>uncool
>a book
I’m laughing hysterically right now. I made the original Amazon prime post and haven’t said anything since…I don’t live on 4chan every hour of each day haha. I’m not going to stop speaking properly because it upsets retail workers.
>>154227519
There’s a reason I make a lot more money than (You). Continue wallowing in this shallow superiority, it’s the best life will ever be on your end.
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>>154227534
Why so mad big dog? I think you need to take a breather. You’re a pseud and it’s ok. I still got respect for you as a human bing bud
>>154227493
That’s called being cool lil guy. Little embarrassing that you posted this to be honest son
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>>154227582
Bot or mindbroken, call it
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>>154227574
Tell us more about how much money you make anonymously in the /nfl/ general because you’re mad about being outed as a pseud, NTA
But I really think it will all be uphill for you from here gigachad. I believe in you
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Me, logging on to 4chan dot com and never embarrassing myself with poor reading comprehension combined with pseud phrasings like “the angle from which” while I listen to EsDeeKid and have hella 10/10 bitches in my phone’s DMs
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>>154227534
>Ask how I know you’re a big Andrew Nick Fuentes guy
You mean the only guy that’s always right about everything? That would be so embarrassing
Who are you big into, faggot? Destiny or some other subhuman? Kek
I can smell you from here
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>>154226885
They obviously have an attraction with each other and they can deny it but they would have fallen into lust eventually. Its honestly sad that divorce is the only way out, I see these eyes locking together and it makes me sad that both cannot share her, don’t we have a bigger capacity for love than just for one sometimes? We don’t live in a forgiving human world anymore, most middle aged people have loved more than one person. We expect women to go from man to man over and over and they’re virile and high test men and not expect them to catch feelings.
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>>154227617
I might, at which point you’ll sit there and continue feeding on my scraps like the good little lower class ape you are. Spam the same post a half dozen times again to show how tranquil you are, lmfao
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>>154226885
its quite funny how Vrabel has avoided all criticism about power dynamics, quid pro quo, and the general HR shittery in this because Russinis "ethical reporters DO NOT sleep with their sources" taboo leapfrogs the HR shit
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When will someone appreciate me for me? When will I be kissed? Why wont my team win owls?
What about ME, you stupid faggots?
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>>154227113
>good luck finding a QB
thanks
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>>154227770
Do you unironically think you’re being attacked from all angles by a samefag? Holy retard. I’m not the same guy you responded to dumb faggot.
>so the adults can discuss sports.
Yeah stick to sportsball. Btw
>I am truly, genuinely sorry to break this to you
You do know you’re gay and would take biological male cock, right? It might cause you issues in life if you haven’t confronted this fact about yourself yet
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Lil bro just wants to show off a little erudition in the /nfl/ genny and flex some proper grammar. I get it. Just giving you a hard time big man. You’re probably way smarter than me. Keep hitting those books bud
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>>154227687
99.9% chance they fucked. Imagine in the remote chance that they didn’t, thobeit. Their lives have been turned upside down, and without a spec of pussy.
>We expect women to go from man to man over and over and they’re virile and high test men and not expect them to catch feelings.
Not my wife. I didn’t marry an actress or a reporter. Their job just becomes an excuse for them to do exactly what you described.
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My Titans btw
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>>154227836
>Imagine the remote chance that a guy taking a vacation with a woman who's not his wife chilling poolside holding hands and engaging in public PDAs isn't sticking it in her when they're alone together
I think it's more like a 99.9999999% chance they fucked, anon. If he wasn't actually getting some that's inexplicable
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>>154227048
Was he just underscouted? He had some pretty ugly heroball tendencies in college (which occasionally rears its head in the nfl) but it's strange that no team wanted him even as a backup/fringe starter, especially considering how dogshit the 2022 QB class was
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>>154225716
what a depressing list. We had no idea how good we had it in the 2000s and the early 2010s. No fucking idea man, now THAT was a class of Quarterbacks. Tom Brady, Peyton Manning, Drew Brees, Philip Rivers, Aaron Rodgers, Ben Roethlisberger, Kurt Warner, Tony Romo, Joe Flacco, Andrew Luck, fuck even add in Matt Ryan or Eli Manning. These guys were all household names.
Hell I'll expand it even further, add Cam Newton and Vick to that list, even that is more soulful than the slop QB roster of today.
All of these guys were playing at the same time. What a grim ass time we're in now. None of these guys outside of Mahones will have the staying power of any of the above names, and Mahomes is a soulless annoying retard.
The NFL just fucking sucks now.
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>YOU CANT FIRE ME, I RESIGN!
KWABanna Cuckitini
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>>154228090
True, there must be some concrete proof out there for her to not try to fight it or risk having it come to light.
On a side note, her husband is obviously a cuck considering the way she talked about him over the years. But does this make him cuck of the year if he doesn't divorce her?
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Insider sources saying Bears trading 2026, 2027, and 2028 first round picks and TJ Edwards to Cleveland for Myles Garrett
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$55M/yr btw.
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where's he throwing?
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Reminder that Chiefies OWN this SHIT fucking league
Yeah… gonna cry? Gonna post about muh refs? Gonna post some webms little bitchass?
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>>154228012
His best traits are the kind you wouldn't see in a highlight reel. He doesn't have elite speed or arm strength and he's not undersized but not huge either. You'd have to watch more than just a few plays to notice the pocket awareness and ability to process reads quickly and I think that if you're a starter on a non-glamorous team who doesn't have some elite athletic trait that gets attention immediately sometimes they just gloss over you.
We invest a lot of resources into looking for quarterbacks but people still fall through the cracks. Thankfully someone on Shanahan's staff saw something and took another look
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>>154228196
They probably should have signed Rodgers, though.
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everyone hates us for no reason, and it's great deshita. caucasian excellence.
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>>154227048
>he didn't fit the meme criteria for modern qbs
Purdy is THE scrambling QB. He has the longest time to throw of anyone in the league
>>154228012
Shannahan is a stimulus package for QBs. He made an Owl with Jimmy G and he has Mac Jones out here looking serviceable. I unironically think the 9ers are the only team which Purdy wouldn't have busted on
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>Memedoza
>generational
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>vrabel hasn't even addressed the team
kwab status?
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>>154228933
>how do we ruin the super bowl runner-up?
>let's throw out this infidelity claim on the coach
Do people realize this is the fucking NFL? It's a league filled with high test, famous, millionaires. You'll have a much harder time finding a faithful husband who has been married for over a decade than finding one who cheats. This is a complete nonstory. But of course it will cause the Patriots to fall apart.
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this is day 2 of drake maye's wife vacationing in costa rica without him
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Take this moment to say thank you to Goddell for expanding the playoffs to 7 teams so we can keep seeing the Packers choke
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well, /nfl/?
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>>154226027
UPDATE: I got food poisoning
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>>154229361
thats what you deserve for eating Fr*nch shit
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>hear colin cowherd on sirius radio in my rental car
>hold up, what happened to his co-host joy taylor who was always repping the dolphins?
>lets check her IG out
>WOAH
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>>154230285
My theories are either
A. Hiromoot is consistently pushing for annoyances and enshittification because it'll sell 4chan passes easier.
B. Cloudflare
C. /qa/ won and this is the lingering outcome of hiro having to rebuild the site up and the devs vibe coded the hell out of this shit
D. Glowie psyops to drive out a large portion of normies traffic whom are addicted by filtering out their ability to post immediately for instant dopamine hits in order to achieve some goal
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Mahomes with weapons is an entirely different animal. The chiefs made the playoffs and went 15-1 with the worst receiving core in the league. With the addition of makai lemon where not losing another game. Remember the hill years? The NFL is about to have severe mahomes induced PTSD while he's on his way to his third MVP and 5 owl win in 6 years.
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Works on my machine.
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The Chiefs made the Super Bowl in back to back seasons that were supposed to be down years. That's a testament to how great the combination of Patrick Mahomes, Andy Reid, and Steve Spagnuolo is. It's also an indictment on the rest of the AFC. Imagine being the Bills and the Ravens and still not being able to go in for the kill on Kansas City while it was at its lowest point, that has to be fucking demoralizing. At this point, the only non fraud QBs at least in the AFC are Mahomes and Joe Burrow and Burrow is about to miss the playoffs for the 3rd straight season. The Chiefs are seriously unmatched in this fucking conference and now are starting to get their offensive mojo back so it's really about to be over for the conference now. The neutral fan in me wants to see someone else rise up to give the Chiefs a challenge since Baltimore and Buffalo have consistently dropped the ball and the Bengals are wasting Joe Burrow's prime, plus he's made of glass. The team in the AFC I see now is surprisingly the Colts. That offense of Indy looks legit and Daniel Jones is looking like another great reclamation project so I'll be rooting for them and if they somehow do indeed do it and beat the Chiefs, I will actually applaud them for doing what Buffalo and Baltimore couldn't ever do. Lets get back to Patrick Mahomes though. This man is an all time great Quarterback already. He already has 17 fucking playoff wins, that's 2nd most all time and he's only in his 8th season of being the starting QB for the Chiefs, that's the embodiment of greatness and he's already a 1st ballot Hall of Famer. Do you guys realize how fucking amazing that is? Out of all the QBs to play in the Super Bowl era, he's already rapidly approaching the status of 2nd greatest of all time. Now when I say stuff like this, usually people bombard me with posts about Brady, but I think Tom Brady is the GOAT. I don't think Tom Brady ever be surpassed. But can't we appreciate what Mahomes is doing?
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Just be yourself
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They’re so hot
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L /nfl/ jesters
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>fired the guy who developed Allen and always had a top 10 defense
>promoted the guy whose roster construction plan is just "Allen will make something work"
It's looking kinda grim
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what does he know?
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>>154231034
He’s right. Nobody over the age of 13 should be wearing a jersey with another man’s name on it. It’s spiritual cuckery. Dudes go through their life wearing black guys jerseys and wonder why their daughters burn coal lol.
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>>154231449
It’s not slander or defamation to repeat what you have heard. Slander and defamation is a very high standard, it is to tell something about someone you know is untrue for the purpose of harming them. IOW you have to tell a lie that you know is a lie because you want to hurt the other person. Repeating what other people said is not slander unless you know it is untrue and you want to hurt the person you are lying about.
The real reason why Florio didn’t let him say it is because Florio is a liberal pussy.
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You just gotta Bolieve
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Oi I fuckin fucked it up big time m8
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>>154231778
>RyGOD's ball knowledge
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new commies logo just dropped
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Why do people endlessly glaze this dude again?
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>>154231878
It's just for the alternates. Although, I'm noticing that the word Commanders doesn't appear on them anywhere.
Schizo theory, but name change soon?
https://x.com/Commanders/status/2044417187331371333
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>looks like a hamburger
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Reading books is where it starts. 1st you read a book, next thing you know you're being courted by male suitors, then you're giving up the bussy, then you're under throwing dj moore in the playoffs, where will it end?
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Can spee keep a secret? Rodgers is considering revealing that his wife is an ai chat bot. No idea if "she' actually is or if he just wants to fuck with people. Don't tell anyone because if it gets leaked he probably won't do it.
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we are in the late stages of these supersenior players. These cats have no talent but just an experience advantage which lead to them starting in college. Of course none of them have any chance of making it in the pros.
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How will Joe Bussy's season go haywire in 2026? I'm predicting that they will lose a bunch of close games and miss the playoffs despite him throwing for like 5,000 yards. Shit will be hilarious.
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Top QB Score+ season since 2000 (80% games played minimum)
100 = league average that season
150 = typical MVP season
2025: Stafford - 151
2024: Lamar - 166
2023: Purdy - 146
2022: Mahomes - 161
2021: Rodgers - 152
2020: Rodgers - 160
2019: Lamar - 166
2018: Mahomes - 166
2017: Alex Smith - 141
2016: Matt Ryan - 154
2015: Palmer - 137
2014: Rodgers - 159
2013: Peyton - 182
2012: Brady - 148
2011: Rodgers - 190
2010: Brady - 157
2009: Brees - 156
2008: Brees - 150
2007: Brady - 198
2006: Peyton - 175
2005: Peyton - 157
2004: Peyton - 199
2003: Peyton - 150
2002: Gannon - 141
2001: Warner - 145
2000: Garcia - 159
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90s and 80s
1999: Warner - 166
1998: Cunningham - 172
1997: Favre - 142
1996: Favre - 142
1995: Favre - 155
1994: Young - 170
1993: Young - 152
1992: Young - 166
1991: Rypien - 155
1990: Moon - 151
1989: Montana - 162
1988: Season - 142
1987: Montana - 158
1986: Marino - 164
1985: Montana - 144
1984: Marino - 198
1983: Theismann - 151
1982: Fouts - 165
1981: Fouts - 158
1980: Sipe - 147
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Yep it's going to be even funnier because now everyone woll blame it on Vrabel for being a distracted cheater who has affairs rather than the Patriots just having the most Absurdly lucky easy schedule last year.
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Anyone putting on draft bets? I'm thinking Monroe Freeling to the Browns at 6 makes a ton of sense. They need WRs and DBs but their incumbent Dawand Jones has never played a full season and only started 3 games in 2025
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Just a bit of fun m8
>>154233277
Not by everyone. Nate Tice has Freeling as his top OL prospect in this class. Freeling is also a LT while Mauigoa and Fano are RTs assuming those are the two you're talking about
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>>154233502
1.01 so as close to a lock as you can get. Unless you're betting 10k or more it's not worth
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I'm officially out on Herbum. He looked like complete garbage in that playoff game. He couldn't have scored at least 10 points? Can't wait until he gets Mike Mcdaniel fired and people can act like he didn't do anything wrong.
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Nahhhh superbowl
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Newfaggot
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Kay Adams’ are nicer
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>since 2023 jalen is:
>4-0 vs stafford
>3-0 vs mahomes
>2-0 vs allen
>1-0 vs lamar
>1-0 vs burrow
why doesn't he get the respect he deserves?
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70s and 60s QB score leaders
1979: Staubach - 142
1978: Staubach - 145
1977: Staubach - 144
1976: Bert Jones - 160
1975: Ken Anderson - 151
1974: Stabler - 156
1973: Hadl - 142
1972: Namath - 130
1971: Staubach - 155
1970: Brodie - 169
1969: Gabriel - 151
1968: Lamonica - 145
1967: Jurgenson - 165
1966: Dawson - 146
1965: Brodie - 162
1964: Unitas - 150
1963: Tittle - 170
1962: Tittle - 169
1961: Blanda - 175
1960: Milt Plum - 149
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>Milt Plum mentioned
HWABAG
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>scared to throw over the middle
>source of the funniest turnovers in the sport
>carried by team to any success he's had
>defended by irrational homer fans due to said fans attributing all team success him
>soon to be cut despite team taking a giant cap hit
>be Jalen hurts
pic unrelated
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50s and 40s QB score leaders
1959: Unitas - 160
1958: Unitas - 151
1957: Unitas - 136
1956: Tobin Rote - 141
1955: Graham - 125
1954: Van Brocklin: 131
1953: Graham - 170
1952: Graham - 135
1951: Waterfield - 155
1950: Van Brocklin - 151
1949: Graham - 158
1948: Frankie Albert - 151
1947: Graham - 152
1946: Graham - 152
1945: Baugh - 155
1944: Filchock - 140
1943: Luckman - 197
1942: Isbell - 168
1941: Luckman - 155
1940: Baugh - 150
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>>154235331
That's what April is for smokescreens. I think the value at 9 is at WR and CB personally. Chiefs can get a starting calibre RT later in the draft. Jordan Tyson is the best WR in the class imo I think he's definitely worth a top 10 pick although some would disagree. Mansoor Delane is probably the safest CB pick which is a huge need for them. I think those two make the most sense but I could be wrong
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>>154235386
>he think I rate shit for brains Kiper
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAAAAAHAHAHAHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
I couldn't give a fuck what that old kike thinks about anything football related. That said I did see he rates Jordan Tyson highly compared to most draft analysts big boards. He's right about him. He's risky because of the injury history but I see a clear WR1 when I watched him
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I honestly have no idea. The media fucking LOVES Josh Allen for some reason. I'm not saying he sucks, but he's unironically unreliable. He's too quick to heroball. And 13 seconds was his only good playoff loss. In all the others, he either got blown out or had the ball with a chance to score and failed to do so
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>you want me to do some gay run around in circles shit? not happening ya jabroni. now look how tall i am and how big my hands are
uhhh im thinking BASED
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Ummm wtf Commies? You are the COMMANDERS. Wtf is that “spear” (arrow) doing there? You dropped the Native theme. Let it go. That arrow belongs to my Chiefs. It doesn’t even make sense on your shit team anymore. “Uhhh it’s a s-spear for the uhhh commander, leader of uhh w-warriors” no. Stay in your fucking lane
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>>154235676
Inshallah it will be gone soon, brother
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>You are the COMMANDERS
Erm... source? I'm not seeing the word Commanders anywhere on that jersey
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>>154235672
Blame eryn rogers for that.
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>having the jets cancel on you
grim
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>>154235773
Meanwhile back in reality...
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George Washington ordered Officers of the U.S. Continental Army to carry Spontoons in order to distinguish their rank.
This practice carried on through the end of the 18th and into the 19th Century.
So I mean, I guess the spear actually is historical enough in context. With all the muskets and blunderbusses you forget that military tradition evolved a lot slower, and overlap with practices from the renaissances still existed.
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>NFL InsiderHer
>Thots from a Balcony
>ThotsCenter
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What do you guys like to do with your boyfriend?
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>Sorry but to me it still doesn’t make since.
I don't think being a complete retard and laughing stock is making people seethe
https://x.com/TankLawrence/status/2044487070932930986
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>>154237061
4chan working you into a shoot brother? You should just get on the beers and have a good time instead. Beautiful day for it
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Minnesota Vikings legend Brock Lesnar
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Travis is fat and useless
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>>154237514
What if you let your friends fuck you in the ass and then you blow them?
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GookMoot needs to figure this shit out fast.
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Brock was such a freak athlete that he was able to get on the Vikings 3rd string despite not having any technique. I’m sure his name recognition was part of it, too, but if he hadn’t been dedicated to wrestling in college he could have played in the NFL.
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>>154237760
it took them literally 21 years to add mp4 compatibility. so fucking annoying having to convert everything to webm. now they need to increase the file limit. free geocities sites in the 90s had a 4mb file limit
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>>154237775
Stop shilling your fucking shitty Twitter pages and bait here cut dick
>>154237819
Imagine how much more traffic this place would get if they just allowed bigger files and audio webms/mp4s. They're so retarded
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This is the thing about his situation. Did he not get legally married? Because otherwise there would be a marriage license that a reporter could pull details on. It really shouldn’t be difficult to find out who he is married to, but the media has seemingly just not looked into it.
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>>154238047
>my wife is great
Ok, as far as your future in the nfl goes...
>my wife is an excellent cook
That's nice, could you potentially..
>I really really love my wife
...so you got married?
>why are you so obsessed with my wife?
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>>154238252
>Drake Maye
Who?
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>almost won
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Didn’t know that about Cali. Still, there’s not one TMZ-like outfit that hasn’t seen them in the car? Had an informant at a credit card company get some info? Found a leaked tax document? Just seems like the game he’s playing shouldn’t be possible in the 21st century.
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This fucking retard is trying to steal my beer what the actual FUCK is his problem??
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>>154238541
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>cunt is actually stealing my beer
I'm getting beer mogged rn chat
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>ERMMMMMM UHHH DO NOT RECORD OUR REACTION CHUD....
>HOLYYYY WAHOOOLYYYYY THE FUCKIN JEWS ARE GETTING RAPED OH MY FRIGGIN GAWDDDDDDD!!!!!
>FUCK THESE DYSGENIC CUT DICK FAGGOTS RAPE THEM ALL TO DEATH!!!
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>day 3 of drake maye's wife vacationing in costa rica without him
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>INSANE STAT: #Browns star Myles Garrett says 60% of the #NFL watches anime.
>Many players have come out and expressed their love for anime, including Bijan Robinson, Jamaal Williams, and Kenneth Walker.
>Some players, like Wiliams, even compare anime fights to the football field.
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>unknown flag
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>raped
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>>154235374
We don’t need a WR. Rashee Rice is a good enough WR1 and Xavier Worthy is a great WR2 with star potential. We also still have Jalen Royals who we drafted last year but hasn’t gotten much playing time yet and brought back Thornton who is our best deep threat. The receiving room is fine. The most urgent need by far is defense, and what both picks in the first round need to be. Ideally it’d be Rueben Bain and then a corner, but even if he’s not there, take the best available defensive player. Our D is emaciated right now
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Imagine being a coach and just fucking a reporter then being too much of a coward to immediately talk to the other reporters about the reporter you just fucked(lol) no wonder they lost the Owl to such a weak seahawk team. Pussy coach.
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>Rashee Rice is a good enough WR1 and Xavier Worthy is a great WR2
KWAB both are plonked faggots. Worthy missed what 3 games just because he ran into Travis Kelce?
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>be me
>bait kiwi for hours
>no response he’s pretending he ever logs off
>mention Chiefs to him one time
>insta reply “KWAB WHAT A BUNCH OF PLONKED BITCHES MORE LIKE KANSASS SHITTY”
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>>154242657
>We don’t need a WR
Chiefs are going to go Edge at 9, but I think they're going to go WR at 29, depending on who is there. The WR room absolutely needs some help. Not top of the first round help, but late first or early second tier help. Either that or a TE to replace Kelce's washed ass
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Chru, they could. I forgot that Future HoF Bustlliams went AWOL last year
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>>154242738
I was asleep dumbass. I got on the beers yesterday afternoon you can clearly see the posts earlier in the thread
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>>154242770
Yeah you were asleep and then your kiwi senses tingled because the Chiefs were mentioned kek. Get mogged by these digits btw
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>>154242844
MOG ALERT MOG ALERT
KILL YOURSELF SINGLE DIGIT KIWI FAGGOT KEK
K I L L Y O U A R E S E L F
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This would also be fine fr it be too few good tackles in this league and we’re only one more away from having a SOLID line. It be worth the pick if it hit we be set up for hella long. No more whack a mole with the line. I haven’t slept in a while and am having a manic episode btw just ignore that and engage with the substance of my post rather than the holds up spork ass way I’m typing it. Moreover, considering we now have the best runningback in the league, it would be smart to give him the best line possible
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>>154242860
>brady
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>>154227262
> emdashes
Bitchu’aineven journalisms