Men should be bald on top.
Women should be bald down below.
Prove me wrong.

i miss gaj, chapman and harley. greatest bald team ever.

you're all a bunch of deadshit spastic fuckhead maggot cunts
go port

you're all a bunch of deadshit spastic fuckhead maggot cunts
go port

Wish they'd hurry up and fix this site desu. I guess this is technically better than being down completely while they do maintenance but it's so fucking slow.

>>154230026
>>154230032
>>154230046
go back

Wish they'd hurry up and fix this site desu. I guess this is technically better than being down completely while they do maintenance but it's so fucking slow.

>>154230098
go back where mate
didn't mean to triple post kek

iggs

is it fixed yet?

#believeallscumpires

fuck nick foot

hearing that the afl offered nick foot a chance to mediate with butters and blame no one but he full sperged out saying he heard what he heard

>>154230240
What an egotistical faggot. $30k spent on a trial just to appease his hurt feelings. And umpires demand we respect them.

Nobody can handle me

i feel like everyone is missing the point
it wasnt a free kick right

hearing that your mum offered me sex

fucking fix your shit cunts

*waits at the captcha stop*
dosn

>police found the body of jordan dawson's brother
damn
F

walked past old homeless guy and he said "why do you need an umbrella" (it was raining) and then said i needed a haircut, then he started trying to talk to some high school girls

>>154230282
the Chad Homelessman vs The Virgin wagie

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yeah well I hate you and your coomer site too. jerk.

>>154230280
really? rip
very grim

Where do we regroup if this place shits itself again? Serious responses only...

>>154230302
ill create us a thread on /r/afl

>>154230302
huit-chainne

>>154230280
really? rip
very grim
>>154230302
it's still running like shit for the last few days

>>154230302
420 chan

>>154230299
why are you seeing ads on desktop

Wish they'd hurry up and fix this site desu. I guess this is technically better than being down completely while they do maintenance but it's so fucking slow.

0 good games this week

OUT: J.Dawson (grieving)

>>154230356
fucks sake hes a core mid in my keeper league

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Butters suspended not for any conclusive facts but just "on the balance of probability"

Lol what a farce.

Dawsons brother is being used to let the AFL get out of the circus that is the Nick Foot saga without a reputation hit
Think about it

>>154230360
>did he drop any good loot?

>>154230351
Yeah just had a look. Fucking grim round.

Dees vs bane might be interesting if Dees play like they did against gold cunts. That's about it.

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*be's missing from 20m out*

Wish they'd hurry up and fix this site desu. I guess this is technically better than being down completely while they do maintenance but it's so fucking slow.

>>154230372
cats dogs should be good, otherwise i agree
might watch carl col, the derby and the sydney thing for the theatre of them but i don't expect them to be good

it's an even numbered year which means it's a swans get pumped in the grand final year

We have to ask what Dawson stands for if he doesn't play on the weekend. Real captains stand up when the whips are cracking.

what do you guys think happens when we die? surely that's not the end of it

>>154230411
what happened when you weren't born yet?

>>154230411
it's an interesting discussion

>>154230280
Tragic news.
Crows are gonna win the hip this year.

>>154230280
Suicide or foul play?

>>154230453
there was a murder
.
.
.
of crows players at jordan dawsons house supporting him though this difficult time for he and his family

[Fox] Understand St Kilda is actively considering an appeal of the AFL Tribunal's suspension of Lance Collard for the alleged use of an anti-gay slur last month in the VFL. Collard was handed given a nine-week ban (two suspended). The club has four days left to make a call

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>>154230388
the last time hawthorn beat geelong on easter monday cats won flag... 2022 grand final repeat confirmed

>have a wife who loves you
>recently have a child together
>decide to kill yourself
Piss weak tbqhwy. Bloody pathetic act.
The kid will grow up incredibly fucked up and think their dad killed himself rather than be a parent, and it will probably be correct. Dog.

>Carlton
IN: Dean, Hayward, Weitering
OUT: O'Keeffe, Boyd, Derksen
>Collingwood
IN: Allan, Hayes
OUT: Sidebottom, De Goey

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would kms too if i got mogged this hard by my little bro

Wish they'd hurry up and fix this site desu. I guess this is technically better than being down completely while they do maintenance but it's so fucking slow.

dawson more like goneson

>>154230520
Dont understand killing yourself when your wife has big tits. Bizarre behaviour.

You guys are being a bit insensitive.

>>154230520
>emo pudgy short sad fuck still has a fuckable big tittied gf
fucking sick of it
and this cunt will get all the sympathy when im forever alone

>>154230520
>mogged
he's got the hotter wife by far.

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>>154230520

>>154230529
I think that we all need to be a bit more mature about this, yes.

Killing yourself is a cowards act

>>154230529
Think killing yourself and devastating your family, friends and broader community is far more selfish and insensitive.

>>154230528
possible they are sagging too much or her nipples became too brown

>>154230535
crazy that the second selwood twin did this within a year of seeing what his family went through when the first twin did it

>>154230529
You're right, I think he was quite brave actually.

>>154230513
tribunal, fags and umps getting kwabbed right now

I find it unconscionable for someone to kill themselves while they still have people who love them. The only person who loves me (apparently) is mum and I wouldn't ever considering ending my life so long as she lives. It would devastate her, and I could never do that to her. How people do it when they have wife and children simply boggles the mind.

>>154230544
You dont understand bro he couldn't live without his brother he loved him so much! Its quite beautiful actually :)

>>154230516
>>154230528
>kill yourself while married
>your wife will most likely remarry and/or envelop the penises of other blokes after you're dead
it's the ultimate act of cuckoldry

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>the "im just so sad all the time" poster is suspiciously absent

>>154230552
>le ya dont understand the black dog xd
yeah its fucking weak as piss and im sick of making excuses for them
people like us have it way worse

>>154230516
Was the wife initiating divorce or something? If you were already experiencing depression and you were about to lose your wife and barely see your children that might push you over the edge.

>>154230559
>like us

Explain

>>154230563
/afl/ posters

>>154230089
>>154230108
>>154230322
>>154230089
>>154230108

guess the cost of diesel really got to some people

Running out of reasons to get out of bed but still not gonna kill myself.

>>154230552
Not that I would but should things get bad enough I also can't kill myself until my mother goes. It would absolutely cripple her.

>>154230556
Maybe he's happy now :)

>>154230556
I like to think he made it.

>>154230556
some 'micks never die

jordan dawsons always been off a bit too
might be genetic just jordan made the afl so has a big distraction from an heroing

>>154230519
two bottom 4 sides if i ever seen one

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>>154230417
We weren't even cells, DNA or even atoms at that point. This time it's different. What's left is an entire system of flesh, muscle, tissue, organs, trillions upon trillions of cells and much more left without function. Yeah we might decay without consuming nutrients or whatever, but things like bones can last millions of years (especially if preserved in coffins). Who knows, maybe humanity finds a way to revive those remnants and regenerate us (debatable about the choice or just leave the dead alone), or maybe they don't and the sun just consooms us and we all swirl together in a miserable pile of atoms and become one (don't want any of youse being in my atomic cluster though).

Or simpler yet, we simply feel and sense nothing but peace for the rest of eternity if we've been good, not bad.

rivalries are cringe as fuck
>le i hate you because ummmmmm our suburbs are next to each other!

I've got mental illnesses all throughout my family. How I ended up the most normal of all of them, I don't know.

will ashcroft has done far more in 63 games than what nick daicos has done in 99

>>154230607
They unironically used to
Its a nice tradition to continue, fuck up cunt

add rivalries to the list

>>154230566
I'm married with a kid

Bajo is turning Darren in a custom PC.

>>154230611
all the private school poofs on both sides are best mates
they dont give a fuck

>>154230615
Isn't that illegal?

>>154230619
kek

>>154230619
done him in

>>154230615
saad el hawli in the thread boys

>dogs can only beat on shit sides
>suns start well but fade
>swans look good in march but fail in september
the more things change the more things stay the same

>>154230612
Might be easier to make a list of what doesn't make him sperg out

>>154230607
most people never even set foot outside their suburb in the 20th century

>>154230626
geelong, bane, pies and hawthorn will be in the prelims again

>>154230630
crisp walkable suburbs

>hawthorn have won a gf in every decade since the 70s
crazy stat really

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>Starting on the bench
>Last one down
OH NO NO NO

>>154230637
Ends this decade surely

>>154230642
dunno, they're looking really good so far this year

>>154230638
Add super sub to his repertoire

>>154230648
way ahead of you mate

why is everyone talking about sydney v gws been big tragedy as its on with another friday night game
gws are fucking shit and will get pumped by 40+

>>154230638
>adam cherra
ah i remember him. could/would have done great things at fred. big kwab

Did anyone make a vax status joke yet?

>>154230654
no, jokes are funny and original

>>154230654
he had severe adhd

iggerbros did any of you go to the locker room sale today and buy a player issue guernsey or 8?

>>154230607
this but racism

they got our boy clav

Kick a Vic!

do you guys pass the brad scott filter? are you filtered by brad scott?

dead sport

nah seeing his wife and newborn on the instas, seeing his own business he runs, i'm not having a bar of it. simply selfish and disgusting of him. had the ideal life set up into the future, legit dream scenario, and he goes and throws it away and drags everyone down with him forever because he's a narcissist and coward. simply not having it.
i sympathise for his brother - the afl player jordan dawson and the captain of the adelaide crows footballs - and for his family - and especially his wife and child whose lives he has ruined forever. i feel nothing but contempt for him.

>>154230638
is nick on the verge of being dropped?

>>154230603
probably his selfish brother always sat at the back of his mind, always worried about what will happen from his next narcissistic tantrum

nick foot is umpiring gold coast v essendon
load up on essendon

>>154230688
>picked the game that will have 5k at it with half of them no idea whats gone on
weak as piss afl

>>154230688
I wonder if they'll boo when he gets the ball

>>154230685
its mind games i reckon

>>154230683
this desu

>>154230708
he will hold him on the bench for 10 mins or something and the commentators will lose their mind and wont shut the fuck up about it all night
then it will be touted as some sort of mega mind move

You guys watching First Crack preview?

lol

lol

lol

lol

kek

>>154230610
Imagine how much both of them would've done if they had a defensive aspect to their games.

there's only one kind of crack i want to preview first iykwim haha

>>154230619
Awww Steve, he's done you AGAIN!

>>154230737
Yeah they could have even won flags or something

listening to sad love songs and thinking about her

Suck sad news about Jordan Dawson's brother, cannot imagine what his family is going through.

>>154230743
Guess what she's doing mate?

>>154230631
>Pies
lol Swans will definitely be in the prelims at minimum and are a good chance to be choking in another grand final.

bane back on their home deck this weekend

>>154230753
Lloydo is not happy that a team that just won 2 flags was able to add Oscar Allen for nothing

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>>154230638
>Collingwood has submitted their team list sorted by player number
It's clearly all over for Nick

We've got two strong hearts
We stick together like the honey and the bee
You and me
We've got two strong hearts
Reaching out forever like a river to the sea

>>154230757
crazy how after 2 games it was the lions fucked up by paying so much for a broken down player

swans had a relatively young core group who played in those losing grand finals mixed with middle of the road blokes like florent and hayward and even going back reid who played injured hoping for an easy gf
theyve matured a lot and are the benchmark of the comp now, even without gulden or heeney and looking like shit they had a close game with the hawks
theyre a level above and the flag is a lock

>>154230746
me mostly

who was jaryd dawson? what did he stand for? what was his one wood?

>>154230652
I don't think they'll get pumped. I won't be tipping them but I don't think it will be a one-sided affair either.

>>154230772
Is "one wood" an actual phrase? Did kingy just make it up?

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>>154230757
the north must prosper

>>154230779
most important club in golf mate

>>154230786
Disgusting

>>154230786
my iggers are literally funding this league and other teams are getting twice as much

Katy Perry sexually assaulted me

>>154230798
i have tremendous respect for the iggs, hope they get back to the top 8 soon

>>154230802
did she like it?

Only Victorian clubs should get financial support from the AFL. The interstate plastic franchises can fend for themselves.

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>>154230792
asterisk dynasty

test

>Jaryd was the co-founder of Domus Design & Build, a boutique home building company based in Robe.
oh a tradie then.

S

>>154230666
>Guy who's daily drug cocktail reads like a pharmacist's inventory overdoses on stream
As predictable as the sun rising.

Where do you nut when you goon i used to rub it into my tummy but it started feeling gross

>>154230757
I love how he ignored that they've lost Daniher, Starcevich and Ah Chee in the last two years when he made that argument. He's been seething about Brisbane since 2001 and his whole argument was basically 'good team shouldn't be allowed to stay good'.

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the missos feet

>not collecting your cum in a jar

>>154230786
If they weren't travelling interstate every second week and getting a travel allowance, along with being awarded $1.2 million for winning the flag, then suddenly their distribution is similar amounts to St Kilda and Norf while being in a developing market.

nick "tipgod" foot

>>154230859
Yuck!

>>154230808
The VFL was about to be folded in the 90s before expanding to an interstate market. Bears, Iggs and Crows saved the league from insolvency.

>>154230855
meant for
>>154230859>>154230850

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geelong dont need financial assistance because they cheat the cap

Have you blokes tried VB Mid yet?

>>154230873
crisp btfoing the mindbroken shatsfag

>>154230905
Excellent riding

Based mods are instantly removing p*rn from /afl/

>>154230900
wow a small fine, are the findings public for transparency and good faith for the competiton?

going to give my children regular old anglo names i reckon

shove it up your arse reportsperg

For fuck's sake, if you're going to post porn do what the guy the other day was doing and post tasteful nudes of attractive white women or something. No one wants trannies or porn with black men. Keep both of those out of these threads.

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>>154230900
>The AFL conducted an 'extended audit' covering the 2019-2024 seasons, which found that the Cats did not breach the AFL's total player payments limit, or the AFL player movement rules, at any time in that period.
meanwhile picrel, priority pick, and shitloads of cash

>p*rn poster banned
>cats hater seething
All is good

>>154230920
nigga u gay

i cant control my porn addiction anymore

>>154230923
what on earth does father son have to do with academies?
chuck collingwood on there for getting 2 x daicos and moore for nothing?

>>154230900
pretty sure the totality of butters' fines is higher than this

>>154230921
volumes

>>154230923
>Sam Marshall - pick 25
>Ty Gallop - pick 42
>Bruce Reville - signed as a Category B rookie at 22 after going undrafted for 4 years
These players could've been drafted by any team that wanted them badly enough but no one bid higher or in Reville's case even took notice of him.

banesperg finna arc up

>>154230931
How is it impacting your life?

>>154230952
so true

>>154230873
>$10M to fly 50 people interstate 15 times a year
lmao

you guys are too dumb to understand economics

Have you guys noticed that Essendon are the pretty boy team?
They have a bunch of good looking players, they're not very good though.

dons iggs wildcard

>>154230965
literally who is good looking aside from durham?
I may be willing to concede zach reid but that's a stretch

>>154230970
archer may be good looking

Tom Mitchell did the Pointsbet ad on AFL 360 and it looked like a hostage video

>>154230975
he fucked the lines up a few times also kek
makes me wonder how many hours they spent doing re takes and that was the best one

>>154230970
Caldwell and Perkins

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>>154230965
>>154230970
1/5
>>154230985
I'm not giving you caldwell, he's strange looking

>>154230959
Where are you getting $10 million from?

>Brisbane (minus $1.2 million flag money) $29,162
>North Melbourne $26,537
>St Kilda $26,537

>>154230859
1. give those soles a pumice stone
2. get rid of the fucking toe rings

>>154230989
Well you have high standards don't you?

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>>154230989
2/5

>>154230995
They don't need a pumice stone

>>154231002
well get rid of the toe rings and dry them soles off. toe rings fucking RUIN the vibe

>>154230993
>basketcase clubs that shouldn't exist

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>>154231001
3/5
>>154230997
what is good looking about caldwell? he has a kind of bulldog face and his eyes are weird

>>154230993
>north melbourne and st kilda
>two basket case clubs that should be folded
the benchmark is around $20m for serious clubs

got this poof in a tizzy rating mens attractiveness kek

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>>154231010
4/5

>>154231010
jones prior(<3) may redman caddy not attractive? you're fucked in the head mate

>>154230816
>Brisbane have nearly 100 frees for more than anyone else
>Port and swans big leaders in frees against
Interesting

>>154230556
god I hope you're right

>>154230989
>>154231001
>>154231010
>>154231016
You're a fucking idiot mate

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>>154231016
5/5
so of the 45 players on the list, we have:
5 objectively handsome
4 passable
the rest ugly
>>154231015
not gay, just proving a point
>>154231017
you're fucked in the head if you think fucking jones and redman and prior are anywhere close to handsome

bad discipline is bad football

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wouldnt mind seeing if she has some feeling down there

>>154231023
>not gay
opinion mocked and ridiculed

>>154231013
So Pies, Swans, Dogs, Port, and Demons aren't serious clubs either?

>>154230816
I was informed that having more frees is actually a sign of a talented team with great tackling, and having an absurdly high free differential is actually a good thing.

crazy how bane get shitloads of extra cash, priority picks, unique academy rules, underpriced father/son picks, and the most free kicks awarded to them

>>154231032
>Even crippled women are getting unnecessary tattoos
Sad.

Theres no gays in /afl/

>>154231036
Yes except for the Pies

Oh wait theres banepoof

>>154231044
I am literally, unironically gay, no joke.

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this makes the shatsfag seethe at bane

>>154231041
>crazy how bane get shitloads of extra cash
Comparable to other clubs in emerging markets. Are you going to be complaining every week about how much Tassie gets over the next decade?
>priority picks
False.
>unique academy rules
False.
>underpriced father/son picks
False.
>and the most free kicks awarded to them
Meaningless.

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evening alf

>>154230923
>2 father/sons in 2022 and 1 in 2024
>0 father/son picks for cold toast
>father/son was abooooosed by le north!!!
>father/son must le go!!!!

>>154231038
Only if you actually tackle a lot, but bane average around #7 most tackles for the last 6 years so there is something else at play in their case

>>154231053
I'd like to see you prove it

>>154231063
Evening mate, looking good

>>154231063
Is this from that documentary with the Swedish girls at the outback hotel?

Dont like how they have this champion data fuckhead on First Crack

>>154231074
yep watched it last night, really good flick reminded me of wake in fright

>>154231070
What sort of evidence would you accept?

Jay Clark should actually be on AFL 360 with Whately, Lyon should host On The Couch and Dixon should host First Crack

>>154231079
The guys were weirdos but those girls were dumb as fuck

What was the name of the long-as-tits Youtube documentary about how the moon landing was all faked? It was posted here 1-3 weeks ago or something
Ta lads

>>154231078
You don't like hearing about meme stat of the week that makes no difference and when it proves to be irrelevant a couple weeks later they never speak of it again?

>>154231088
No I don't

>>154231084
Jay Clark isn't anywhere near interesting enough to make a one way conversation about the footy interesting for an hour. Lyon was better on On the Couch but I don't hate him on 360. Clark sucks on First Crack though. First Crack used to be the show that talks only about weekly in game issues and all he can talk about is trade shit.

>>154231086
Nevermind, I found it: "American Moon"

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Not sure how I feel about this.

>>154231085
true, it's interesting to see what kind of people live out there, and it's not even "that" remote being near kalgoorlie

>>154231092
Thats why you put him 360 so him and Whately can spout off about shit no one cares about

>>154231099
the men who died in Flanders fields would unite to kill those who push fag shit on our society

>>154231080
You know

>>154231101
Yeah idk how they do it, seems depressing as fuck

Apparently Cameron Green is struggling in the IPL

shatsfags getting gaj, nathan ablett, and tomahawk for free: *silence*
shatsfags when bane gets the two ashcrofts and fletcher under the same system: REMOVE IT NOW IT'S UNFAIR!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpuKu3F0BvY
shadowbanned on youtube btw

fuck up banepoof

>>154231140
To be fair, the abletts weren't rated that high prior to the draft, not sure about hawkins

>>154231158
and fletcher was? his father was a total unremarkable journeyman

>>154231068
Some observations
>In 2024, Bane and Port were ranked 1st and 2nd Frees For, and ranked 2nd and 1st for Tackles inside Forward 50. Bane have performed quite well with Ti50 between 2020-2025. Guess which team is currently ranked number 1 for this statistic in 2026?
>Bane have played more games than any other team between 2020 and 2025, having never missed a finals series. More games naturally means higher totals on stats.
>Curiously, despite having the most Frees in total for many seasons, Brisbane have never once had the highest average frees in a season, nor the lowest average frees against. In 2024, they were #1 for Total Frees For, but 9th for Avg. Frees For

>>154231167
What does that matter? Jaspa was rated high, other teams wanted him but Brisbane had priority.

how are my baldbros holding up?

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>>154231188
good mate

>>154231192
kaur

Reckon they'll play that audio and get an audio specialist in that appeal or are the lawyers low IQ enough to try refuting muh (im)balance of probabilities

need to make sure i don't eat so much i immediately need to shit

need to make out

Nick Foot will be umpiring Gold Coast vs. Essendon this Saturday

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>>154231244
Don't forget to place your bets!

>>154231249
Essendon is a STEAL

herpes on my dick make my sh stick to my undies

>>154231249
Unironically speaking, there will be an agenda here
>IF they want the game to go smoothly THEN the umps will keep the whistle away --> More match flow --> Higher score --> Overs is the bet
>IF they want to push their umps good players bad agenda THEN they will put umps into the spotlight more than ever --> More stoppages --> More setup --> Lower score --> Unders is the bet

i'm a bigoted and prejudiced person

>The #AFL360 panel are baffled after revelations a jury member in Zak Butters' Tribunal case was "in transit" during the hearing.
Lol. Lmao even.

>>154231281
crisp grace tame

>>154231285
they were saying the whole thing should be thrown out because it's farcical lol

>>154231140
Don't forget 6 time All-Australian Matthew Scarlett who they got with pick 45 under the old father-son rules.

>>154231158
>not sure about hawkins
He would've gone pick 1. He won the Larke Medal in the champs and kicked a bunch of bags. Quayle said he was the best junior she'd ever seen back when she was doing draft reports for the Age and the Vic Metro coach said he was the best kid he'd coached since Judd. On the same level of hype pre-draft as Daicos, Ashcroft or Daniher.

im putting together a team

I know that people always argue well in the workplace I'd lose my job over what Butters said but in reality if you said something harmless and someone alleged you said they were corrupt and that got you fired or docked pay or suspended without pay and it was all based on his word against yours and you had material witnesses backing you up and they didn't and things like people who deliberated on the decision weren't even present at the meeting but calling in while they were in their car driving to the golf club. That's when you get an industrial lawyer involved and take the company for all it's worth. That is what happens in real life in these sorts of situations. I know some dumbass will say well my friend got fired for "x" bullshit reason so we have no power. No that's because your mate is a dumbass like you and should of gone to an Industrial lawyer and gotten his pound of flesh out of the company. That's what smart people do in real life.

>>154231312
id lose my job for saying faggot but not for asking how much someone earns

i'm self-employed and running a failing business, but at least it fills gaps in the resume

I have deep seeded self hatred

>>154231327
Can you hire me? You don't have to pay.

Sainters

>>154231331
*deep-seated

>>154231312
the equivalent in a workplace would be "are you trying to sabotage us" or something to the same effect
would be extremely easy to talk your way out of. a stray comment doesnt mean jackshit particularly in the context of someone doing something you disagree with
would be different if you wrote an email alleging sabotage since its an actual formal accusation (guess the afl equivalent would be putting up a social media post saying the refs corrupt)

would love to see Bobby Hill back on the team
our forward line is disastrous atm and he would help

>>154231201
This is quite a clever joke

Why is my favourite website taking so long to load

>>154231358
What is he up to anyway?

>>154231358
Unfortunately Bobby has traded black and white stripes for crack and white lines

>>154231363
Maintenance bullshit.

>>154231360
im glad someone noticed

>>154231373
apparently he is making his way back to vfl soon
i have my fingers crossed

>>154231357
Imagine you work for the government in some sort of regulatory sense then an accusation of corruption would be apt.

>>154231358
Finished as an elite footballer. Pies fucked up by extending him to 2030. I'll be astonished if we ever see him play again desu.

>>154231420
I have no idea but I want to see him play again.

>>154231420
Fuck are you talking about?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l00kH-eVEzI

iggs

one of our refineries is on fire bros

bane

>>154231699
So half our refineries are fucked then? Great.

>>154231710
nothing ever happens

>>154231699
Geelong locals heard the price of oil had gone up so tried to get some instead of their usual copper.

Have we started the fire?

we didnt start the fire

>>154231699
Albo reckons we're fine and I trust Albo!

>>154232244
The fire was started by the ____ so they could attack Albo!

/sp/ keeps making fun of our boy gout gout

sick of these shit lusy.ai ads

>>154233578
oh no better sign him to the bane academy

In Geelong we grow up worshipping the flame on top of the shell refinery, everyone also grows up believing if the flame stops burning that the whole of Geelong gets destroyed (unironically)

It's not too late (yet) to buy a pushbike.

This smells like hippies. Goddamn, what a clanger
>>154231784
tapping oil is an african past time. i'm not saying it was future draft picks, but it was definitely some future draft picks. of the african type. plus rape is legal in geelong. for cats players. and bags of cash. geelong need some african players. otherwise racisms.

why would I buy a bike when I CAN TAKE YOURS FOR LITTLE TO NO EFFORT.

>LIV golf shutting down
lucky SA has barry round and soon, the motorbikes or the sporting world would have no idea who they are

adelaide is going to be richer and more important than smellbum in a decade

wouldn't back that that but i would bet on it having more Aussies

>Police have arrested 27 year old Lara man who works as an 'independent sports journalist' in relation to Geelong refinery blaze

>>154235625
Fake news

>>154235625
Interesting. There was also a 27yo 'independent sports journalist' from Lara who was arrested earlier for stealing shorts, socks and sports bras from a girls football club. Wonder if they're the same guy

>>154235625
Fuck off it wasn't me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf1-YUjfNlg

>>154235625
Have we heard from scoops lately?

Good morning alf