berds

doyers

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>POODRES
BAU BAU!

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Mariners!

Brendan Flyover :)

doyers

blue sox!

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Yankees.

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>>154237190
Mariners putting up runs, baby!

>>154237190
>mest let a member of BTS hit a homerun
I think they’re not good, bros, that dude was like 4 feet tall

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dodgers

a DUMPERIAN walk

Cal walks are gold

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PRRRRRRRRT

>>154237262
I thought Ohtani wasn't batting today?

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>>154237248
is he wearing a suicide vest?

genuinely surprised Julio didn't whiff at 3 straight even if he gets out here

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Hottest team in baseball

>letting a kpop twink homer off you
Grim

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>>154237190
Yankers

>>154237284
must be a pleasure for the 20 fans that regularly go to their games

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>see 4 walks
>swing at everything

>>154237287
he's had facial surgery right? something just looks off about him

Damnit, Julio. Dude could barely hit the zone and you managed to strike out, with two swings being out of the zone.

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>>154237279
He's serious, we need to give in to his demands.

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ohtani broke the rice barrier

>>154237294
To me he doesn't look particularly smart

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>MJ Melendez of all people is the one getting something started
Grim.

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Joe Buck fucking kek

>>154237262
based cummet

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As a baseball fan, how do I get a girlfriend who looks like this?

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when does pete bat

Bring back the towels.

>>154237262
a Joe BUCKIAN homerun call

>>154237324
7 batters away!

>>154237321
if you find out let me know. i assume it involves having a six figure income thoughever

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>>154237312
That's possible.

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>oops all mayo
why are there no announcers of color on jackie robinson day?

>>154237324
Is he a polar bear?

>>154237324
FAGGets kek!

What does Lindor do?

>>154237321
That’s a man

>>154237324
if you find out let me know. i assume it involves having a six figure income thoughever

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>>154237343
Ron Darling is chinese

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It's over
the bats are cold today

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Vasquez clearly didn't have it today, just get a hit and start over tomorrow. All good, all good.

>>154237310
Are you yellowspie?

>>154237342
Julio looks like one of those ethnically ambiguous pornstars with a big but not humongous dick

wonder what Tim Anderson is doing today kek

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>>154237364

>>154237337
The same goes for you

>>154237349
Out of ten

If he can't get a hit, at least he's making Ohtani throw pitches. Best bet is probably getting to the pen ASAP

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>>154237364

ohtani baited rushing into challenging a ball kek

>>154237343
if you find out let me know. i assume it involves having a six figure income thoughever.

Guys can we have one day here without racism. Let's do it for Jackie

Mets drove up the count in that inning

fuck yeah

Mets having a harder time scoring than Bud Bundy.

niggas said fudge is better cause some made up ass stats

Spiritual win for the Mets and basically a hit for Lindor. The season is turning around for the Mets

Ayo I heard this is the place to leave my garbage so I'll just leave this right here

>Mest

LUKE!

ha Machumpo. Nice wasted challenge.

Here lies the Mets.
They never scored

lindor is so aloof
>dude, its like, whatever! *smiles*

>>154237379
>rushing
anon, I...

it's crazy that 100 mph fastball feels normal these days, even pedestrian

>Mets fans triggered Lindor smiled at Ohtani after that duel
LMFAO. east coast sports fans are so fucking serious

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>>154237401
Luke?

I might go watch that baby yoda movie when it comes out

I just Mets’d my pants

all ytpepol look alike

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Sing along, folks!

Meet the Fagets, meet the Fagets.
Head for the park and greet the Fagets.
Black cock, twink ass, all out at Shea,
Guaranteed to have gay sex all day.
Because those Fagets are really suckin' those balls,
Taking the D in all bathroom stalls.
Long Island, New Jersey, Brooklyn, Queens, Uptown and Down,
Let's go Fagets, they are cummin' all over New York town.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOUpoabzGEk

>>154237412
Baseball scratching their heads wondering why every pitcher is blowing out their elbows

>>154237418
>I might go watch that baby yoda movie when it comes out
me too

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>those caps
Dodgers are New York clay

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>>154237421
this

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how we feeling right about now, Mets fans?

I dont want to (you) him but did you guys see what that guy said earlier? embarrassing kek

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>>154237434
fine

.690 xBA on that lineout

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LA PANTERA

The white players should not be allowed to wear 42 today. Maybe 666 would be more fitting

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nice catch

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The mest are going to get swept by the doyers, and then the cubs are going to rape and gape.

>>154237408
oh Rushing is DH whoops

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>>154237434
Rally next inning fer shure

>>154237422
>Because those Fagets are really suckin' those balls,
keKWAB

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Is he a good leader of men?

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nelson and monday were talking about everything other than baseball that last pham at bat. they picked it back up, it was like they were bored

>>154237434
meh

My Braves are back tk retake ownership of the NL East

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>>154237444
Reverend, reverend
Is this a conspiracy?
Crucified for no sins
An image beneath me
Lost within my plans for life
It all seems so unreal
I'm a man cut in half in this world
Left in my misery

>>154237434
I'd like to buy a Mest jacket. Where do?

>>154237458
Communists don’t lead they only destroy

joe buck fans thought that was gone kek

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NUKE RALEY

>>154237473
Canal st that’s where all the broke ass Mets fans go

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Was this the moment a curse was applied to the mest?

>>154237458
No, he's a goofy faggot. Tommy Pham is gonna knock his teeth out in the locker room one of these days.

I’m gonna take a piss. When I come back, I’m gonna talk about the Mighty Duck movies

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>>154237481
he barreled the ball

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Nooooo our 6 winning streak. Gone T3T

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>>154237458
based

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>>154237444
MY SKIN IS COLD

>>154237497
barrel these nutz nigga

>>154237491
this is a sandlot general

>>154237482
Aliens are Mariners fans

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FUCK YEAH LUKE

>>154237482
For some reason my tv feed is behind you. This is annoying.

>old man rick monday having them play blue rondo a la turk right before resuming the broadcast again
this guy and his disney-justin-bieber brubeck tunes (what i say is true and they played some really good stuff). i think it's nelson's idea to play obe of the mario songs whenever yoshi(nobu) yamamoto throws

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>>154237508
Based! BASED!

>>154237506
your testicles would explode

>>154237513
what the fuck are you talking about

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ohtani wants that jumbo jack

>>154237511
He’s watching from space dude he’s minimum 40 seconds ahead of us terrestrials

fuck this site

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mets are better without soto

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It's so fucking over

>Mets literally cannot win without Juan Soto
Good job letting all your core guys go

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I know it's only the 4th inning but this game is over. the FAGGets aren't coming back ;)

THAT'S A SWEEP!

joe buck goated

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Which team/fans are they?

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>>154237509
I'm not!

does any team have a good bullpen these days

>>154237520
dodgers radio broadcast. for most home games, i have to listen to it on the radio for the first 3-4 innings

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>>154237537
dodgers

>>154237534
those are cubs fans without a doubt

>>154237532
ya cursed em
choke incoming

>>154237534
metsfags

>>154237544
Nah he’s right the FAGGets are shit

>>154237532
go on sausage girl, link 'em!!!

I just realized.
>Baty in the 3 hole
Yeah, fire Mendoza. He's literally quiet quitting.

>>154237532
Ballsy call... but then again it is the mest

>>154237540
nigga rook rike tommy pham

>>154237537
My Braves have a damn good pen outside of the absolute shitters they keep trying to roll out as long men

>>154237546
obsessed

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>buys the mest in nov 2020
>2021 = finish 3rd in the division
>2022 = 2nd
>2023 = 4th
>2024 = 3rd
>2025 = 2nd

He's been Uncle Stevie for a full five seasons and hasn't even won a division yet. His mest are about to go five games under .500 in mid April. Is he just a rich imbecile? Should be laugh at him?

Bodgers

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What the hell, Julio? You're having a stinky game.

>>154237560
oh, we're all obsessed with retard mets moments

>>154237560
wtf happened to your flag

>>154237544
false flagger but it doesn't seem to be working

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>>154237560
based mystery nigga

>>154237564
>five games under .500 in mid April.
so it's nothing then?

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>>154237567
Alien be gone

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what the fuck are we all ayys now?

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>metsiners are aliums

>flags are kil
sit dying again in 10 mins

>>154237564
He got his casino

>>154237564
kek he promised a WS win in 5 years when he bought them

>anons ITT lost citizenship due to too much shitposting
Sad!

Uh guys what's going on
WHERE AM I

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I infected the thread.

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doyers

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What is going through their minds right now?

>>154237532
based sausage girl

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based im no longer a foreign flag

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I FEEL WEIRD

>>154237582
4chinz is absolutely on its last legs. The hack last year was the final death knell.

>>154237190
The fucking religious worship of Jackie Robinson is getting out of hand. They’re worse than Kendrickfags with this shit, they’re almost hitting St Floyd territory

>>154237602
I fucked her

>>154237532
I never realized how much food is on this table. Who the fuck eats that much presumably drunk and after midnight

Umpies not taking shit from A's manager. Good for them to stand up to bullying.

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I FUCKING HATE BASEBALL
PLEASE MAKE IT FUCKING STOP
WHAT THE FUCK DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS SHIT
AHJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>154237605
wasn;t that basically exactly a year ago

Should we get a Sharty thread ready? Just for insurance

>>154237599
Nothing they’re mestfags

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munchy needs a new prescription

this mets pitcher SUCKS

Sweet I can post now and no one will know I am a Jew in Israel. Go Mets!

>>154237602
you're australian

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>>154237617
its crazy that she never blew up
she looks like she would be a hot chubbie

This announcer is such a colossal fag someone should funky town his roblox character

>>154237623
Yeah, today's the anniversary lol

tommy pham seems to have an underbite. it looks funny, but i bet he breathes well. you try it now. protrude your lower jaw a little when you exhale. you should get better airflow

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wake me when these white boys stop groveling

>>154237640
Mirin those thighs

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I prefer the other Max Muncy

>1.957OPS for rushing
I know he hasn't played much but damn

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>>154237578
Never

>two guys in the Mets lineup are minor league call ups in mid April
Jesus it really is dire isnt it

>>154237636
you dont know that for certain

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Rays now have the best record in the entire AL

>>154237664
It would be extremely messy

>>154237664
>tiny
Porn addict detected

>>154237675
for you (you're gay)

>>154237673
Imbressive

>we don't know who the Peruvian poster is now

>>154237540
>>154237559
ok so two teams have good or decent pens that it?

>>154237662
Soto will come back and mentally check out

>>154237687
The one that sounds like a chatbot

>>154237687
It's you isn't it

>>154237673
hang the banner

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why isn't he playing on jackie robinson day? wtf doyers.

ohtani allows us to dream

>>154237673
The AL is fucking ass this year

>>154237687
that bot probably caused the site to act like shit, it hasn't posted since the captchas started fucking up.

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>bo bichette
>hitting to a .221 AVG and .564 OPS

More like bo be shitte

Way to get out of it, Hancock! Damn, I may have to start calling him Emerson "STONE COLD" Hancock. He looks so damn serious and just keeps shutting people down.

>>154237705
He's protesting until Negro League stats count

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If we're all anonymous from the flags being gone, that means they probably can't ban us either, right? I can't post webms

>>154237705
are you saying that he should be playing because he's black and jackie robinson was black?

>>154237713
The mest are retards for signing this faggot
The writing was on the wall last year

>>154237690
they'll be ok with him and when they play a less good team but i could see 4th in the division

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>>154237720
Hold on lemme try

>>154237532
i hate this poster more than i hate my racist grandparents

>>154237709
The NL is also ass besides the Dodgers

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>>154237717
He wants to force a 6 man rotation.

>>154237719
if negro league stats should count, then japanese league stats should count

>>154237599
if you find out let me know. i assume it involves having a six figure income thoughever

>>154237734
FAGGets KEK

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>>154237733
Hey no fair. Lemme try again

>>154237740
all stats count bro they're numbers

>>154237739
Miller is the odd man out. He’s a fringe 5th starter at best

>>154237664
if you find out let me know. i assume it involves having a six figure income thoughever.

>>154237687
you now realise he didnt post once when the captchas were being funky

>>154237739
There better be a serious conversation in the front office about it. They're all excellent and it would suck to send anyone down or to the pen.

>>154237753
Whom

Brendan Walkover :)

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>>154237621
God will reward you for your suffering.

>>154237753
what is this from? i wish to rest mine head betwixt yon fleshy buttocks

>>154237766
nah he did yesterday
blog posted about it being late and it being hard to post
really think it's a bot now lol

>Alvarez
Are you watching the play? Fucking fat fuck.

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>the mets get out even when they get a base hit

ohtani getting mindfucked by the dickless mests

the 2026 mest

>>154237776
>>154237788
Lola naymark. Now please be nice to my loser mest for the rest of the night.

Ohtani suddenly cant throw a strike

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>simian

>>154237807
Perfect toilet to drop a nice stinky Soto in.

>should be bases loaded no out

fug

MELENDEZ THE FUTURE

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MJ MELENDEZ MY HERO. The comeback is ON

a three run home run now would put the Mets ahead by three runs

Ohtani is such a meme gimmick pitcher.

>>154237814
which films of hers are actually good and worth watching

>>154237532
you jinxed it bitch!

>veteran
>swings at everything

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reminder ohtani's on base streak ends tonight since he's not batting.

FAGGets kek!!!

>>154237840
now this is my kind of blue board post

ohtani seething about his 0.53 ERA, this dweeb actually thinks he deserves a 0.00 ERA kek

>>154237855
>one base streak record for a japanese player across seasons minus pitching starts*

>>154237845
Are you sure?

>Tommy fucking Pham
Yeah the Mets are fucked

there should be a minimum fence height, fuck that knee-high shit

>>154237753
>that ass jiggle
hnnng

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What does Lindor even do?

pham just let black america down

ohtani washed?

>>154237849
Absolutely no idea sorry I'm just a humble coomer

>>154237877
more like timmy pham

>>154237876
Nothing like all commies

>>154237840
That's AI, none of the bathrooms in her house look like that

>>154237899
I like to think that's exactly how she looks naked though

anyone have the webm of pham slapping joc?

>>154237840
something off about this pic

>>154237840
Okay I'll take it back they are a little smaller than I thought. Still lovely though.

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we live in the gayest timeline

kek they can delete a nude but can't get posting and flags right
this site is fucking dogshit

Tucker has not been very impressive so far

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Chisholm would’ve gotten the runners home

>>154237920
phwoar whos that

poodrepacos seething kek

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I just ate a sandwich of cinnamon-brown-sugar cream cheese topped with apple-cinnamon preserves on beefsteak rye bread while watching the Dodgers ravage the mest.

>>154237920
hippa

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So this is what happened

>>154237920
I am glad I only see mid women in my dsily routine so I dont become.crazy

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two same number!

can ohtani re-enter the game as a pinch hitter/dh after leaving as a pitcher?

Metsfrens why is your best batter batting 8th in the lineup

>>154237919
lmao so dumb

>>154237753
what movie is this

>>154237940
>feedback IRC
Is there a reason why they still use fucking IRC in the current year?

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>>154237949
This would never happen if we had Dave Roberts as a manager

>>154237946
Historically no but they changed the rules just so he could do that. It's literally called the Ohtani Rule.

>>154237954
sandlot 2

>>154237883
understandishable

>>154237908
there are nudes of her online
couple of photos in the bath with a previous boyfriend
shes got slightly puffy nips, medium-small areola

>>154237954
Ariane's Thread (2014)

>>154237899
You were in her house at LSU? Damn I kneel

>>154237824
and there it is

>>154237960
>why they still use fucking IRC in the current year?
incredibly ironic that you're saying while posting on an image board that hasn't changed in nearly two decades kek

>>154237248
MANY are saying this!

Mets deflowered sissies (MDS) is reaching critical levels

>>154237963
based
>>154237977
thank you

>>154237974
kek that you Ausbro?

>>154237971
You can quiz me on pre-1950 films if you like but anything new is just for booba

>>154237990
Have fun

>Ohtani gives up batting for the first time in 5 years, to focus on pitching
>STILL gets gassed by 5th and gives up a run
The fuck was the point then? What was he trying to achieve, a no-hitter or CGSO?

BIG DICK WILLIE

Emerson brings back the 2025 2-seamer

Hancock pls...

oh flags are back
that was quick

>>154238002
>You can quiz me on pre-1950 films if you like
calm down ted turner

>>154237992
twas an impersonator

Doyerpacos thought that went through kek

>>154237987
kys mod. This place works because of its simplicity
IRC is slow and convoluted and nobody goes on there anymore. You know this, everyone knows this, except for those former tripfag shitposter personalities who can't move on

>>154238004
lingering soreness from hbp on monday

>>154238026
colorize dis cell!!!

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>it was 6-0

Good to see Uncle bogey turning into his former self that we actually paid him for.

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cant stay up gn

poodrepacos bandwagoning the mets kek

>>154238009
? He didn't do anything

>>154237753
I love busty redheads more than life itself

>>154238004
He just wants to be remembered as one of the best pitchers of all time

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What's the Sheets chant?

>>154238052
we call it cuckwatching kek

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>>154238030
.980 xBA on that lineout

watch your own games poodrepacos

barely sweeping the mets is like winning the world series to doyerpacos kek

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>>154238052
>>154238070

>>154238048
night lad x

>team gets hot and goes on a 6 game win streak
>still can't get to the top of the division
An incredibly Padres moment

why do the mets exist

randy is a disaster in left field
near collisions every series