collingwood are FUCKED

give Foot the BOOT

>>154239972
yeah? woods v bloosers? and why the FUCK would i be interested in that?

words CAPITAL LETTER WORD

>>154239978
Collingwood were excellent last week, it was just their goal kicking accuracy that let them down.
Carlton will be easy mode for them.

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jeez they didn't want to soften the blow did they

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HEAVE HO UNNA

>>154240010
wonder if they let him ruck and put Jackson in the middle to cover O'Meara being out. Unless Young comes in and plays managed minutes

>>154240014
we need a texan version now

>>154240021
young likely comes straight in for o'meara but will probably be on limited mins yeah
cox will do the darcy thing and play half the game to do a few centre bounces and roam around the ground a bit

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>>154240026
just done this with ai slop, kind of worked

i think id play if my brother died

>>154240041
cowboy hat possible

also YEE HAW UNNA or HEAVE HO YEEHAW

hilarious that jaryd dawson's son's name is hudson dawson
goofiest sounding name i've ever heard of
wouldn't be surprised if he becomes an hero in 20 year's time
jaryd's wife is loving it
has her facebook open to the public and she's making posts for likes kek probably the best day of her life

update buttons not working having to f5 the page every 20 seconds is annoying as FUCK

might sit tonight out

>>154240051
how long before her vagina envelopes a penis

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>>154240052
didn't realise people were still hitting the update button in 2026

hudSON dawSON
what were they thinking lmao

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Is Wispy right lads? Are the dons the sexiest?

>>154240069
this is quite a homosexual line of thinking no?

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>>154240069
where's luamon lual?

>>154240051
they (will) call him twoson

>>154240069
now do aflw you cowards

anyone else hear that old rumour like 15 years ago about richo and tim watson being gay for each other?

>>154240069
i think the hawks are up there with barass, new cum, lewis etc..

Shirtless Heeney with the dog is the most sovlful op pic of recent times

In a bad mood, someone will cop it here tonight, just warning ahead of time

So what have they attributed the blame for the oil refinery fire too? Zack Butters?

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>>154240095
Is this aura?

>>154240104
is that his sister?

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>>154240046
don't say i never do anything for y'all

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poof daicos

>>154240104
People are often attracted to others with similar features, some biological thing.

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>>154240105

>>154240086
sexualising wxmyn is wrong chuddie x

>>154240104
Notice the smile never reaches her eyes due to all the botox. Grace would never.

people do literally try and find someone to fuck that looks like themselves

>>154240104
Good of Heeney to date a mature woman like that
he should be an example for all men

>>154240099
Please don’t take your personal bullshit out on us

>>154240099
>just

>>154240118
I just take what I can get

>>154240107
i never do anything for y'all

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When does RC usually return?

>>154240107
>y'all

>>154240107
yep this is it

onya

rc is dead mate

My farts are rotten, someone in here will gag tonight, just a warning ahead of time

>>154240132
RC is dead mate

>>154240124
meant for
>>154240125

>>154240132
we must do the ritual to summon him

>>154240138
see>>154240140

lol

lol

Legends never die

>>154240136
see>>154240141

lol

>>154240141
>>154240146
see >>154240141
>>154240146

finna bet on the loom

>>154240104
her father and brothers would have seen this pic

necromancy is forbidden magic

>>154240130
>y'all

>>154240104
>haha my penis inside her vagina!
why are normalshits such degenerates?

>>154240110
zygote symmetry
>>154240154
dead eyed succubus

>>154240155
We either do the ritual or lose him forever, your call.

>>154240162
Why is a man putting his penis in his fiancee's vagina degenerate?

cox docking

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>>154240144

>>154240162
They're not fucking degenerate, you dont know what degenerate is you faggot, they're just fucking cringe and unfunny and just utter cunts

teams are out

do you think straffo would give jordan dawson a day off work if he was his boss

he absolutely would not

>>154240180
He stevenly may not

>>154240180
just had a chuckle imagining straff as the crosw coach

COX

IN

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You need a big tall strong White Woman to carry your child

>>154240177
>All green and no loops in Supercoach
Surprising. I wanted one in the midfield. Scerri might fall out but having to wait until tomorrow night to know isn't ideal.

https://www.ebc.com/forex/one-country-60-of-global-nickel-and-a-30-cut-the-shockwave-hitting-defense-evs-and-global-economy

buy nickel stocks and rise like my dosn

>>154240191
where can i find one in australia

Tonights burning question: Can Carlton win?

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Carlton are going to choke in a prime time match once again. Children will be crying in the stands

>>154240198
have you seen the pies team?
carlton are locks to win

>>154240197
a norwegian? there's a really high quality one at the university of sydney

>>154240193
phwoar just plonk him at full forward and tell the others to clear out

>>154240191
find one willing to date me and i'll gladly do it

Collingwood are gonna win it for their little genius

>>154240085
Absolutely crisp

selling an ICE car in this climate?

>>154240198
They can. I don't have much faith in Pies though I still think they'll win. Blues don't have much scoring power either, not to mention they struggle to play more than one half.

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>>154240208
agree with that 100%
i feel so angry driving these days

A dumb bitch tried to overtake me and slammed her brakes to stop and blew out her tyre.

The fox footy video packages are so gay

>>154240213
>tried to overtake
>slammed her brakes to stop
this doesn't make sense

>>154240208
Pushbike chad claims another

cars are too important for me to sell mine unfortunately
plus the freedom of having one is infinitely better than having to plan buses/trains/ubers

Too many incompetent and frankly dangerous drivers on the roads these days. Legit think I'm safer on busses with the unemployed and foreign.

hudson dawson bingo edition
take a shot every time nick daicos is mentioned

>>154240217
As she was changing lanes I honked and she slammed them and swerved back into her lane, then her rear right started smoking.

worst drivers i see:
>young women
>middle aged women
>old women
>asian women
>women

try riding a motorbike if you really want to see some shit, distracted, tech over-reliant, consequence oblivious driving

>>154240224
might be a pattern here

carlton two thursdays in a row
who do we owe for this favour?

the other day i saw a P plater stopped at a roundabout for eons not knowing what to do.
how these people pass the driving test i have no idea.

>>154240224
tradies cause 4x as many accidents as any group in your list

>>154240226
when i got my motorboike loicence they absolutely drilled into me one thing: always ride as if you're invisible
just assume that drivers are incompetent and dangerous and always prepare to mitigate the worst case scenarios

>>154240224
indian men are the worst for me

>>154240224
Indian men are as bad as those in that group from experience.

>>154240235
tradies do 10x as many miles as those whores

>>154240236
the sky is blue mate

is the problem that driving instructors teach retarded driving techniques to people?

>>154240231
>Your life can be ended in an instant because of the decisions of some clueless retard deciding to do the wrong thing on a whim because they simply don't know better
A little nerve-wracking desu.

>>154240237
>>154240239
fair i don't see as many of them in my area, besides the occasional mega retarded uber eats driving or park

muslim women in those mini vans with 6 kids inside

Modern AFL is a half-backs game.

i have no issue with indian blokes on the road because they all get on with it
slow drivers are the worst drivers

FRIDAY, APRIL 17

Geelong v Western Bulldogs at GMHBA Stadium, 7.20pm AEST

GEELONG

In: M.Blicavs, P.Dangerfield, J.Martin
Out: M.O'Connor (suspension), G.Miers (knee), B.Close (managed)

WESTERN BULLDOGS

In: L.Jaques, T.Liberatore, W.Lewis
Out: C.Budarick (hamstring), H.Gallagher (adductor), J.Dolan (omitted)

Sydney v Greater Western Sydney at the SCG, 7.50pm AEST

SYDNEY

In: A.Sheldrick
Out: D.Rampe (managed)

GREATER WESTERN SYDNEY

In: H.Rowston, T.McMullin, L.Aleer
Out: B.Daniels (managed), A.Cadman (concussion), S.Coniglio (concussion)
SATURDAY, APRIL 18

Gold Coast v Essendon at People First Stadium, 1.15pm AEST

GOLD COAST

In: C.Petracca, B.Humphrey, J.Rogers, O.Adams
Out: S.Clohesy (omitted), L.Gulbin (omitted), N.Anderson (illness), A.Davies (omitted)

ESSENDON

In: S.El-Hawli
Out: J.Prior (managed)

Hawthorn v Port Adelaide at Marvel Stadium, 4.15pm AEST

HAWTHORN

In: W.McCabe, C.Dear
Out: M.Chol (hamstring), J.Gunston (corked calf)

PORT ADELAIDE

In: C.Moraes, D.Visentini
Out: J.Lukosius (groin), J.Watkins (omitted)

Adelaide v St Kilda at Adelaide Oval, 7.05pm ACST

ADELAIDE

In: J.Butts, H.Bond, C.Edwards, L.Pedlar
Out: J.Borlase (omitted), J.Dawson (personal reason), J.Soligo (ankle), M.Hinge (hamstring)

ST KILDA

In: L.Stocker
Out: A.Tauru (managed)

my driving instructor was an old cranky maltese bloke who ate fruit during the lessons and threw the peels out the window

>>154240226
>>154240236
i think bikes are cool but i'm way too scared of dying in an accident to try em, especially since it can not be your fault but still kill you
i know they happens in cars too but you're more likely to walk away from those

>>154240253
Gunstonbros..

SUNDAY, APRIL 19

North Melbourne v Richmond at Marvel Stadium, 1.10pm AEST

NORTH MELBOURNE

In: L.Dovaston, B.Scott, T.Pink, J.Konstanty
Out: Z.Banch (omitted)

RICHMOND

In: H.Ralphsmith, S.Ryan, P.Retschko, K.McAuliffe, Z.Peucker
Out: L.Trainor (omitted), J.Hopper (managed)

Melbourne v Brisbane at the MCG, 3.15pm AEST

MELBOURNE

In: B.Laurie, X.Taylor, M.Jefferson, M.Heath, J.Henderson, L.Kentfield
Out: C.Salem (foot), T.McDonald (omitted), J.Melksham (ankle)

BRISBANE

In: N.Answerth, Z.Zakostelsky, J.Tunstill, S.Brain
Out: D.Zorko (calf)

West Coast v Fremantle at Optus Stadium, 3.10pm AWST

WEST COAST

In: E.Yeo, M.Murdock, J.Cripps, R.Maric, M.Flynn
Out: J.Graham (shoulder), D.Robertson (knee)

FREMANTLE

In: H.Young, M.Cox, N.O'Driscoll, B.Walker, M.Frederick
Out: J.O'Meara (face), S.Darcy (concussion)

>>154240245
I think the test is way too easy.

>>154240236
yeah the spidey senses have saved me a couple of times knowing that somebody is about to do something stupid or pull out when you disappear behind a stationary car turning in the right hand lane for one fucking second

>>154240258
yeah if this is an honest concern for you then i'd say it's best not to bother

>>154240153
Good idea actually

>>154240245
the problem is all of our skilled engineers and doctors dont need to do the driving test here

>>154240240
yeah true, 40x as many accidents total is probably more likely to be the real accident

cant believe collingwood actually sold nick daicos to tassie so they could get a quick injection of draft picks for this rebuild because their team was fucked if they didnt do that

>>154240224
my misso absolutely SUCKS as a driver.
So hesitant, so unconfident, always goes a few kms below the speed limit for "safety"

Shes the type who causes people to speed and drive dangerously to get around her. To be fair she was once in a bad crash as a kid where someone died which has always spooked her a bit, but still.

>>154240224
Indian man driving a lorry

>>154240267
this
but also for the record middle aged and old people had to do way easier tests
my mum's friend got told to have a drink before she did hers because she kept failing kek (1980s i think)

im more retarded than any of you could possibly imagine

>>154240267
What even is involved with a doctor or engineer getting an Australian license if they have an existing one from their shithole?

Do rub and tug joints ever employ white girls?

>>154240277
what are you in a wheelchair or something

>>154240278
they dont need one
a license from overseas counts as a valid license.

just like if you had a valid one here, you can go and drive in other countries with no problem for the most part.

evens I go get some beveraginos odds I abstain

>>154240284
Roll

>>154240280
I get the impression those places don't want to deal with the hassle of someone with access to a legal citizen's rights.

>>154240286
Hmm, damn

>>154240282
That's an issue.

licence (noun) is spelt with two Cs btw. license (verb) has the S
same difference with practice/practise

some of you seem like normalfaggots

>>154240289
Cool it

>>154240290
oh

>>154240291
Cars are the poofiest most boring normalfag topic ever

>driving behind indian lady
>she's driving on the very left side of the lane so she's almost hitting the gutter
>puts on her left indicator
>slows down to turn left
>just as i'm about to pass her she changes her mind to keep going straight, almost sideswiping me
>about a minute later pulls over to the left with her right indicator on
jeet driving is fascinating

>>154240280
Yes I used to hook up with a white girl who worked in one. Met her on tinder and we hooked up a couple of times and I sold weed to her.

It branded itself as a more classy upmarket rub and tug joint and employed a lot of white women who could work there without technically being whores. She always begged me to come see her to boost her numbers but I never saw the point since she could blow me for free.

>>154240295
It wasnt car talk it was driving talk, those are different things

Sarah Jones is cute.

What if the site goes down while Nick Daicos is playing and he shanks a kick or fumbles the ball

>>154240299
its like they are alive but not present
same with the ones that walk on train tracks

>>154240299
technically you'd have been at fault because you encroached in her lane while she was still in it

>>154240291
I am for all intents and purposes but I have soul of an antisocial NEET.

>>154240304
There's that obsessed spastic who takes notes on him and rewatches the game to make webms, don't worry.

For some reason so many indians have such a fucking hard time following the speed limit. So many times ive been stuck behind one going like 20 kms under the speed limit. A month or two ago I was on a 60kms road stuck behind a guy going about 30 and I couldnt get passed him because everyone else was overtaking behind me and speeding up. By the time I got around him I saw he had his phone in his hand under his chin speaking into it. No idea what the fuck he was doing. REDEEM THE SPEED LIMIT YOU FUCK HEAD

>>154240301
What is the parlour called?

last name
LAST NAME

What's the difference between a normie, a failed normie, and a loser?

>>154240313
They always merge onto the highway doing like 60 as well

>>154240224
>>154240228
>>154240271
funny how women constantly underperform against men when it comes to spatial reasoning
but gender is just a social construct

hey angrysperg, have you tried being happy for other people?

>>154240313
it's speed LIMIT, not speed REQUIREMENT. but yes driving dangerously slow so to obstruct is also a problem, which the (white) elderly do so much more anyway. not to defend jeets but bad driving doesn't have a skin colour

Im an ascended normie

i cant even drive

>>154240314
Silent whispers in Adelaide. But this was back when the parlour used to be based in Norwood. Looked it up and its since moved.

>>154240323
no but steven agitate iykwim haha

>>154240322
this
ask a woman to estimate a few measurements e.g heights and weights
eye opening

I don’t even own a myki

>>154240331
My ex thought I was 8 inches lol

28 minutes until collingwood's season is OVER

https://youtu.be/TLpEHfpgFFw?si=CfqCQqJ1QiEhTj1H

oi fucksticks whats the multi

>>154240331
sisza once said "you're probably almost 2 metres tall right"
i'm 187 kek

no i wont be happy for any of you cunts

How is your Circadian Cycle going lads?

i'll bring you all down to my level

We should all work out a way to cheer this anon up lads

>>154240337
to be fair, 6.5% off is really good for any spatial measurement

>>154240344
finna wanna kys myself

>>154240349
reckon he likes being in his pit of despair.... and making threads

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>>154240350
>off by 5 inches

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>feeling old, would you still fuck me anon?

i think threadsperg is banepoof

>>154240344
fuck, I was up till 5am last night
seem to have some retarded thing where I feel myself falling asleep and it psyches me out because I either feel my breathing slow and I feel like im not getting enough oxygen or I feel like I'm going to lose consciousness
its fucking annoying and im normally a good sleeper

I think my adoptive Indian son is gay

women are dumb they think they like length but its actually girth that gets them going
no one except weird fetish people like getting their cervix punched in

Driving is so plebian coded

feel like daicos turns it over or misses a kick as often as he hits

>>154240376
No, the clangers are uncharacteristic

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>>154240336

i have a pencil dick

Nick Daicos NIICK DAAAICOS

Nick Daicos is already the greatest of all time

All they do is talk about Nick fucking Daicos

carrie bickmore CARRIE BICKMORE

I for one think they don’t talk about Nick Daicos enough

>>154240383
my arsehole is a piece of paper

I like Nick daicos

>>154240389
It's honestly sickening.

Discussion and criticism of umpiring & decisions is normal and OK. Arguing about the free kick count is silly but is also Ok.

Umpire insults, threats, and accusations of cheating, match fixing, drugs... are all umpire abuse. For everyone else's match thread enjoyment, ump abuse will result in a no warning match thread ejection ban (or longer).

Have you blokes tried VB Mid yet?

Holy moly. Please tell me someone got a webm of the Carlton mascot (female) skipping towards the banner.
She was THICCCCCC.

>>154240393
Your asshole is like a piece of paper on a legal secretary's desk. Holes are getting punched.

>>154240400
yeah it's mid :p

Can’t stop talking about Nick Daicos

slop matchup

Anyone ever been banned from r/AFL?

They are calling it the Nick Daicos game

>>154240401
literally an average ass, fuck is wrong with you

>>154240400
No, have you?

>>154240410
I have never posted a single thing on reddit. Never had an account.

>have a tradie up my ass
>he's gigasperging out at my speed
>i slow down even more
>eventually he manages to get around me and speed off
>he just misses the green light and spends the full red cycle staring death rays at me
fucking eat shit kek

>>154240413
Post a webm so /afl/ can judge.

>>154240400
werent they called vb gold before? and discontinued?

when i was 12 or 13 i was zneaking vb golds from mums stash. wasn't too thrilled with them and she wasn't with me when she found out

I’ve made about 5 posts lifetime on reddit and been banned from r/afl twice

>>154240417
Not even worth webming, I rewinded for nothing.

your state gets a monday public holiday for anzac day right lad?

Collingwood: N.Daicos 3 votes

>>154240419
Stole a slab on these from Safeway as a teenza, they were pretty shit

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>>154240421
You're awful.

what porn category do you think jordan lewis watches

>N. Daicos - No brownlows

Have you guys ever seen Nick Daicos live? It’s a different experience to the TV

It keeps going. They are delusional. There are no other players out there tonight but Nick Daicos in their eyes

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>>154240427
Have tummy as an apology

>>154240431
Gay and heavily plot-centric.

nick daicos is elite

why are they talking about howe? why aren't they fellating Saint Nick?

>>154240435
dont post that cunt you'll give me a fucken boner
i cant get too many boners it makes me lightheaded and i'll pass out

>>154240438
Honestly perplexing

might drop all my daicos webms tonight

>>154240414
Yeah, I find it very drinkable

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Aw jeeze i'm starting to work up a bit of anxiety about this

Let the ballhunters do their work.

every fucking match has some poof charity to donate to

>>154240416
So he would have got the green light if not for you?

Did Kingy actually say he thinks Nick Daicos is the most harshly judged player in the league? He's lost his fucking mind

>>154240443
I want to try it but usually only buy light beers if I’m having a bender

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nick daicos

>>154240451
Very little of what Kingy says is in any way based in reality.

elliot looks like he sucks willies

>>154240449
They both would have.... bizarre behavior.

THE BATTLE FOR 11TH HAS BEGUN

Must be brootal moving from swans to blues

Went to a public toilet today and some bloke had taken a shit in the urinal

>>154240444
AGUA :D

anyone else see that bloke with the flag?

Why didn't Elliot just kick a goal? Is he stupid

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Why can’t I get sexy girl drivers

>le carlton get a lead and choke xd
>le collingwood will chase it down narrative xd

>>154240463
that was me. the loo had been papered over and i couldn't use it. apology for any inconvenience

>McKek

hayward? more like norwood

Watching The Bolt Report

>>154240471
They're all pink on the inside.

>4 minutes and 30 seconds of game time
>Only 4 possession for Sir Nick
What a fraud.

What would a lipinski triangle look like

>>154240439
based horsedick anon

steens nickname should be jeff haha

FUCKING STEENALISED

Love when Kingy scoffs

That uber dude was the friendliest guy ever, I shouldn’t make fun of people on the internet

Type shit

Is anyone actually watching this slop

>>154240496
Considerer yourself adMONISHed.

boy this guy stinks

>>154240496
No wonder he had a 100% satisfaction rate

seriously how the fuck did mckay win a coleman

I have only had sex with one woman (my gf) but she doesn’t know this and I’ll never tell her

>>154240502
lol no

oi kingy ya fuckhead you know you are meant to commentate and not just make random noises

Watching 7 so I can listen to Kane instead of Kingy

i've often wondered what i'll say to my first gf, if i say i've had women before (lie) or tell the truth

>>154240514
The noises add value. Get a grip

These teams can't kick for goal.

>>154240511
whys that mate? afraid she will get the "ick"?

the pies can't score

>>154240503
Great post

the incel pedo richo

>>154240517
Just lie, not like it can be proved either way. Have some stories concocted just in case.

>>154240517
she will know your lack of experience the first time you put your penis in her vagina and you ejaculate inside 20 seconds. just be honest

Daicos have 12 disposals

>>154240517
Just say you don’t want to talk about it

>haven’t been regularly posting here since 2023
>few years ago some major faggot was trying to make KingyPosting a thing
>come back 3 years later and he’s still trying
Absolute autism

should be a sex logbook to get 100 hours before you get let loose in the wild

>>154240533
*Daicai

Nick "the little champ" Daicos

>>154240525
Depends on his age.
>I met anon when he was 20+ and he was still a virgin?!?
>What was wrong with him?
>What IS wrong with him?
>Oh god, I'm was almost going to marry this guy
>What a loser, lol

>>154240532
Experience doesn't always change that....

terrible call by the umps

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>>154240535
get a load of this guy
this is a kingy general

>>154240535
>>154240546
woah ease it with the slabs of green text kimosabe

here come the interfering umps

2500+ words this week

Those doujins where older women from the village teach boys about sex once they reach a certain age sounds like a great idea for all involved.

>>154240530
yeah that's probably it
feels kinda bad but this guy summed it up:
>>154240546
yeah this is basically my exact fear kek

>>154240546
women are a curious case
surely that is preferable to the std ridden tradie that beats them

Is it confirmed which match nick foot is umpiring this weekend?

>>154240533
Who?

>>154240566
No but Nick Gers might

weakest free ever, only because elliot was there
then not showing the replay to cover for the shit umps, commentators barely care about it as well

>>154240563
Nope, women measure a man's worth by how other women rate him.

>>154240572
this guy gets it

patrick cripps, who is gonna run with him and say "come on boys, lets run with crippa on the road to holy grail"

>>154240566
Hopefully it's a lit match next to a big pool of gasoline (petrol).

are you guys telling me going gay is the only way ill get unconditional love

marriage and weddings are gay

>>154240576
>(petrol)
faggot

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>>154240563
>>154240572
If your girlfriend finds out you were a virgin she will inevitably tell her girlfriends one day.
The relationship is over at this point. Even if she was okay with it, the girlfriends joking about it will kill all respect she had for you.

these teams are ass

Daicos, DAICOS! Daicos.

>>154240580
6/10 Asian gf will love you unconditionally

>>154240572
this
women are way more interested in men in relationships than single men
when i'm with my sis or female friends (when i used to have them kek) i get wayyyyyy more looks from women

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>the little genius

business idea: hire an escort to attract other women
and you get to fuck her at the end of the night too

>>154240591
Guy on radio has called him "the little champ" twice now

>>154240581
Agreed, refuse to propose because it just seems like a racket, but will have to drop like a grand going to a mates wedding later this year that I don’t even want to attend

>>154240585
>Even if she was okay with it, the girlfriends joking about it will kill all respect she had for you.
Good point. I still can't believe women literally talk about their bf's dicks to each other but I've seen and heard way too many men say that's happened to think it's false.

>>154240591
cunt fucking goes at 50% ke

that's a trip btw
>>154240597
howie did it earlier too
champ of what, winning 1 premiership? plenty have done that

the little master

>>154240449
>>154240458
so it's true, tradiehater really is retarded lmao

I though it was the little maestro

The young maestro

>>154240598
What? Where is it?

>>154240455
would

What's Carlton's 3 iron?

>Stops the after the siren goal
Literally does it all.

NICK DAICOS SAVES THE GOAL
BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>154240613
Yarra valley but don’t have a suit or shoes either