BASED EDITION

the kid laroi was going off

Posting here to cause division

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HEAVE HO UNNA

sebelius you cheeky fucker

>>154241167
based fredposter

your a fucking faggot sebshit

There has been ONE good kick in the last 10 minutes.

Two bad teams

Loom margin is in

dabloos are on dire

Kind of feel sorry for the postmaxxer

drinking milk

damn you cunts actually left that thread
newfags

>>154241184
He's the biggest victim of threadsperg

I hate that we don't postmax anymore. We used to get over 1000 if the janny didn't shot his pants and delete us first

Can someone explain to me why Nick Daicos' tackle numbers are always so low?

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>>154241155
>>154241167
>>154241172
>>154241176
x

>>154241200
Postmaxing is for girls.

fatcat is one of the only good americans that has ever posted in this general

lol one of the players is named carol that's a girls name haha

>>154241209
fuck you and fuck your gay country dumb cunt american retard

I'm an attractive person. No I won't post proof, you're just going to have to live with that fact.

>>154241204
postmaxxing is gay flexing out muscles with 6 threads in the ‘log every weekend is based

Will Collingwood let Fly oversee the rebuild? That flag has to let him keep the job, right?

>>154241230
direct that towards sebshit

>>154241230
This >>154241233

>>154241231
Rate yourself objectively out of 100.

>>154241234
Literally all Buckleys hard work

>>154241231
I was an attractive person. Seeing old photos hurts a bit. Where did that guy go?

>>154241244
76

Goggles!

>>154241204
those midweek postmaxx'd threads were our high point as a general

Chris Mayne.... now there was a player

>>154241244
69

>fred only just beat this "team"
pretenders?

bit in this game
>>154241254
crisp

all the other players copied baz's wide headband

The clippers are on
*click click*

>>154241259
post yo titties

>>154241234
He convinced them they were a flag chance so they topped up. Now they're cooked and will need to rebuild while Tasmania is coming in, kek.
He'll leave because they are DONE and he'll be able to get a head job at a team with a decent list as he's a proven premiership coach.

>>154241244
ive got a very aesthetic shaped face and great hair
blue eyes
teeth are a bit yellow though and im 5'10 so im about a 67

love farting on my gf's face

How do we feel about the KFC tower burger and by extent, hash browns in burgers?

>>154241273
more of a thin headband man me
large ones are too showboaty

Order from Yeezy came today, ordered it last September kek

>>154241252
janny hated us. i remember once when xhe deleted us at 999

>>154241277
>5'10
<50, m8.

>>154241269
was just thinking this. MY Fred yet to play someone decent (bar Geelong)

just rolling by , any good spergouts tonight?

>>154241279
Really?

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So true

>>154241274
They got eliminated from the play in today m8

dick seems to be working again

>>154241280
The zinger stacker is the only product that needs to be on the menu

>>154241301
not me mine isnt

>>154241288
nah my results are too good for that to be the case

>>154241244
think my lips are too big and my jaw sucks other than that not bad i'd put myself at a 62

>>154241280
i make a brekky muffin with egg, caramelised onions, mushrooms and a hashbrown. is that a burger?

fuck sebshit and fuck turkfaggot

David King reckons it’s Nick Daicos or bust

I have diehard bloos supporters (italians} diehard pies supporters on the corner (3 generations of greeks I think)hmmm bins out tomorrow I expect some proper med shitflinging

>>154241276
>he'll be able to get a head job at a team with a decent list as he's a proven premiership coach
Not too many vacant jobs at clubs with decent lists around unless Longmuir can't make the finals. Maybe Nicks too.

>>154241313
>think my lips are too big
Full lips or out turned stereotypical 'black' lips (from racist cartoons)?

Women love (and get jealous) if you have the big lips.

>>154241319
there it is

>>154241316
No meat?

>>154241301
same
and all it took was a visit to the fart thread to peruse some girl braps

The little genius!

BIG
DICK
NICK

HOLY LITTLE MASTER.
>Centre clearance
>Give off the goal assist
>Go and kick the goal yourself when the spaz teammate fucks it up

GOAL OF THE YEAR are they fucking serious lmao

>>154241328
sometimes a sausage patty, but i like it hust as much without. i always do a slice of burger cheese though.

Did someone say nick daicos 4th quarter heroics?

>>154241316
That sounds disgusting

BALDSPOT
EXPOSED
NICK
MALAKA

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>>154241319
Based kingy

>>154241329
kinda defeats the purpose when you cant smell it thoughbeit?

>>154241318
>>154241236
Grace Brothers, Sydney
5 minutes, champ x

Spic Ga- ACK!

Oscar sneed

kwab dean

NICK DAICOS IS THE BEST PLAYER TO EVER EXIST

Now even Josh Daicos is getting in the act.
Daicosbros shit all over the Ashcroftbros.

>They've started the camera shots of Voss on the sidelines
KEK

this games over

>>154241352
Unironically good

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

>>154241325
hmm full i guess, not mick jagger tier but desu maybe being full lipped out like him would be better
i do have giant eyelashes though or so the optometry always say but apparently men just have larger eyelashes in general
>>154241339
knowing the afl it probably will get it desu

uh oh carlton look gassed again

>>154241348
in a pinch i can rip my own ones and imagine it's her i'm breathing in

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UH OH

FARLTON

lmao
it's over

Can't go ruining Nick Daicos' 100th game. In fact, he'll cap it off by getting the opposition coach sacked.

>those defenders both fucking that and just watching the goal happen
yep over

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OHNONONONONONONONO

So it happened AGAIN

ANY CUTE WOG GFs LOSING THEIR SHIT IN THE CROWD?

19 points in 3 minutes

get ready to record some more blues crowd chimpouts

How does it keep happening? It's beyond a coaching issue imo.

>>154241342
the palate of A IDIOT

if nic daicos and collingwood wins I'm hanging myself and i will make sure nic knows he killed a man

Get Elijah Hollands on the ball.
Is Michael Voss retarded?

THE BLOOS

>>154241392
unfit, it's obvious now

THE LITTLE CHAMP

reckon howie knows about 6 players on every team

Steene + Naicos is legit dangerous

HOW GOOD

lmao

ok I'll admit Nick Daicos is based

>>154241396
>Elijah Hollands on the ball.
If that's supposed to be his ace in hole he's truly fucked. More like rape in the hole.

Cripps worst game ever?

>>154241412
Under Vosso

Sen talkback finna be bussin tomorrow

I could teach Carlton a thing or two about how to finish off some blokes

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>7 disposals in 6 minutes
>kicked a goal after getting it back for the second time
>sets up the fourth goal of the quarter
live shot of daicos haters

Who's going to stand up amongst the Blues and say "come with me boys"

Teams know Carlton are shit in the 4th so play with absolute confidence.
Self-fulfilling prophecy desu.

fucking idiots could have been close to 1k now

>>154241419
snapper's going to flip his lid

>>154241412
Doesn't feel any worse than any of his other games this year desu. He's broken and busted.

Walsh, Cripps, jagga are just bog average

lol'd at that

>has to go forward because he's puffed out
KWAB

HEEEEEEEM

>>154241427
Alright but you gotta get over it.

Is SEN doing a Carlton fan radio broadcast?

>>154241421
against a carlton powerhouse too!

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>>154241427

https://youtu.be/p_FhbqpQ7nE
tabla x

not high btw even i could see that shit

>>154241432
Jagga is a 6 game player. Should not be depending on him to be the difference.

turn it up ya soft cunt

THE LITTLE GENIUS

SURELY, you guys feel bad carlton now? This is ridiculous.

NICK DAICOS DOES IT AGAIN

>>154241442
Yep. They were talking about it earlier in the week

perryman having a very good half

fucking howie gets a stiffy for nick daicos
shut up cunt

SELFLESS

le petit faguette

Literally all you need to do with Carlton is be within 5 goals in the fourth quarter.

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>>154241421
I'm trusting Carlton to come back and shit on his day.

>>154241455
No I'm a Piechad, this is a delicious supper

LMAO WHAT THE FUCK

he's too good

>>154241455
no it's funny

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>>154241461
Pretty much all commentators do its nauseating.

feel a massive collingwood antidoping integrity brewing lads

>>154241455
hmm nah i hate both these teams so i'm entertained no matter who loses

FOLD CARLTON

>>154241444
>9 touches
>1 goal
>2 goal involvements
>in less than half a quarter to overturn an 18 point deficit
i guarantee you are 100% STEWING right now

>>154241437
>(You)

You reckon Nicky D ever gets tired of making you lot look like complete FOOLS every week?

are we witnessing the bradman of afl

>McKay HIA
So even if he passes he's out of the game then, right? Is there still a mandatory 20 minute wait?

>>154241486
good for carlton if true

>>154241486
20 minutes real time, not gamer time.
Given the rate goals are coming he'll be back on with 8 minutes left.

GAME ON

>>154241484
Bradman didnt have to do it against all odds

>>154241484
he retired some years ago, but i was glad to see that he returned to geelong to do it

>>154241484
he's got a ways to go to eclipse gaz, but maybe

>>154241481
it's dabloos mate

Cripps is dogshit

When President Kennedy was assassinated, Jackie’s favourite pink dress — the Chanel dress — was covered in blood. She refused to take it off that day because she wanted America to see what they had done to her husband in Dallas. When Nic Daicos shredded Carlton in the last quarter — no, listen — I vomited all over myself, and I haven’t taken it off. And I’ve been walking around the petrol station, I slept and — no, listen! Listen! Listen! I’ve walked around all day, I... I want everyone to see — stop it! — I want everyone to see what Nic Daicos has done to me!

>>154241504
Still got that Brownlow whistle to be able to run the ball straight out of bounds and not get called.

That blues player shit himself when he saw quaynor

my ass hurts

>>154241514
he didn't want his dick sucked

>>154241514
>>154241515
THESE TWO POSTS... may be correlated.

>>154241514
Those instincts will save your life on the streets of Melbourne. It's not racist to cross the street: it's sensible.

>>154241514
loosening an voiding his orifices in advance

WEEYUMS

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JUST

>>154241514
when will racism end?

>>154241515
Stop posting and pay attention to your opponent.

>>154241522
he's breeyunt

>down more than a goal
>refuse to squeeze the ground, allowing collingwood to chip it arpund running down the clock
bravo vossy

you are getting psyop'd by Daicos glazing for when he goes to be Tassie's inaugural captain

lots of nick daicoses swooping over the ground now
>>154241512
don't forget his many throws

>Naicos beats TWO opponents for another goal assist
GOAT

SIMPLY THE BEST

Based Daicos

Based Andy's son

poor vossy :(

Lmao those two Carlton boys tackling each other

IT
JUST
KEEPS
HAPPENING

>midfield dynamo

>two carlton spuds run into each other
>wow daicos what an incredible play!!!

>>154241540
He cries

But this is will make him the toughest kid on the block

jamie elliot is relentlessly handsome

Three goal assists and a goal, 12 touches, in barely half a quarter.
Up there with Kouta's last quarter in the 99 prelim

>>154241542
They were caught in the Naicos AURA field.

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>>154241540
this is him now

He's a midfield dynamo and a forward 50 wizard

COLLINGWOOD... .... N DAICOS, THREE VOTES

>smith handballs it to the opposition
>carlton defenders wipe each other out
>gaycos crumbs the easy ball and does a school yard tier pass to an open man
WOW GOAT

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wouldn't let this Daicos cunt carry GAJ's bags 2bh

can nick really do it? beat the juggernaut that is carlton?

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god i want to comfort her after tonight's game

>>154241546
you are malding so fucking hard right now

ITS NOT OVER YET

that tackle was great

umps keeping carlton in it

>>154241563
She's turned to meth since that picture was taken.

>>154241558
gaj did stuff like this every week

FOR VOSSY!!!

>>154241567
yep glad umps paid it sometimes they put the whistle away

>>154241563
just imagine the angry sex

>>154241557
S...EETHING, THREE COPES

>Score a goal
>Immediately give up a 6-6-6 free
Voss must be a double agent sent to destroy Carlton.

D I P S Y
O
O
D
L
E

>>154241580
kek, they're so mad

>All those names called out
>...
>MEMBREEEEEEEEEEEY
Fun call that

How many shots of Vossy on the bench lmfao

goodbye voss

man i hate matt hill

collingwood are back you dickhead fucks

Leigh Matthews rule and equation bros?

>>154241597
Radio pill. ABC are always good.

>>154241590
kek it's more like three million copes
daicos could cure cancer and he'd be like "WOW a disease that kills cells is cured by making it kill himself, such a GOAT"

>>154241573
i can fix her
>>154241577
i can't stop imagining

>>154241595
clubs don't fold to public or media pressure anymore things are different woke is dead and the patriots are in control

is this the greatest win of all time?

Matt Hill is excellent

Elijah Holland's with 64% time on ground....

0 touches

>>154241610
Under Craigo

is this a conditioning or mentality issue for Carlton? pea heart shitheads

oh im sorry have the blues already lost?

wtf is Hayward’s hair

>3 quarter time, Collingwood: 45
43 points scored this quarter. Really quite impressive.

Collingwood are very good i am afraid to say.

>>154241612
is this the new artie jones

>>154241617
Yes mate

>>154241612
just like me with women iykwim haha

>>154241612
Tony snell ahhh game

>schultz

>>154241603
yeah true i need to get better at setting it up
>>154241612
reminds me darcy tucker had 0 disposals in his last career game kek

>>154241604
The only way Daicos could cure cancer is by Robert Wallsing himself.

>>154241612
Not even a single tackle. He's done literally nothing all night.

Why is there an American in the Bunnings ad?

Hmm...

>>154241633
M - MAD
A - ANGRY
L - LOUDMOUTHING
D - DESTROYED
I - IRATE
N - NIGGLED
G - GROWLING

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PLEASE WALSH I NEED THIS, MY MAMA KINDA HOMELESS

>>154241612
He's been tagging Nick Daicos in the last quarter, so hasn't seen much of the ball.

>>154241634
>He's done literally nothing all night.
just like Voss

weitering keeps fucking handballing backwards 20 metres

>>154241641
Congrats mate

the unlikely loom

Dare I say it..... Loom?

>>154241637
>>154241638
bit in this

Just handball it 20 meters backwards, that'll do it.

loom would be kino

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LOOMIES?

loomie

>>154241637
They offer it all.
>International Bunnings gf

I'M A LOOMER BABY
SO WHY DON'T YOU DRAW ME

The daicos carry on is a bit much, but he's legit clutch. Always seems to kick important goals too.

OH NONONONONONONONONONONO

FREE KICK OFF THE FUCKIN FOOOOOTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>154241661
they'll never offer better than MY emmajane waofu

>Josh Daicos ruins his brother's 100th game
SEETHING older brother.

HAPPENING LOOMERS

OHNONONONONONOAHAAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA

stupid cunt

AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHABHABAHAHHAHAHBABAABAB

GET FUCKED DIVING CUNT LMAO

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yup, that's a SACK VOSS.

poor bastard

not like this

Flopping cunt
Take the L bozo

Byrne KWABOTY

taylor burn is not a loomer

*be’s knowing how to play the game*

that's unfortunate

fold the club

Cripps smiling again, Kano wont like that

It's supposed to go through the big ones, isn't it?

Fucking LOL
EAT SHIT CARLTON

Good god Carlton are just a bunch of fucking losers

how does this keep happening lmao

GET NICKED

THE GREATEST WIN OF ALL TIME

two shithouse teams

AND I GUESS THAT'S WHY THEY CALL THEM THE BLUES

Guess that's why they call it the blues

GOOD OLD COLLINGWOOD FOREVER
AND RESPECTED BY OUR FOES

>>154241703
West Coast = Fleeced
Carlton = NICKED

Why does Hamish always mention the script

would be at 900 posts if we stayed

>treating a struggled coinflip win against carlton like it's the grand final
yep, that's how you know they're cooked

>nic daicos has the quarter of a fucking generation
>josh tries to fuck it all up and gets lucky
greek epic shit right there lads

>>154241716
Who cares? No prize.

>Elijah Hollands just played arguably the worst game in AFL history.
>He had 72 minutes & 23 seconds time on ground for a grand total of 0 disposals, 0 marks, 0 zero tackles & 0 one percenters.

>>154241708
yeah entertaining game but not a skilled one kek

>>154241718
its not about collingwood its about nick daicos

>>154241716
lemmings don't get to whine

One word.

Nick Daicos masterclass.

>>154241727
Three word analysis loves this one

>>154241716
sebgod broke you

>>154241724
He was on Nick Daicos who had 39. Anytime the ball went near them Nick got it without being tackled.

>>154241719
>>154241721
>this guy just lost his virginity
>josh gets lucky
was he a good root mate

>>154241724
That is a stupefyingly bad game from Hollands. I don't even know that's possible to not even register a tackle or one-percenter. He spent at least a quarter following around Daicos who will lead you to the ball and he still couldn't get near it or Daicos. All time terrible game.

little wog hobbit had a sperg out

>>154241729
Here's mine: "Two shit teams."

>>154241731
hmm sack voss

the way his team embraced him for missing was hella gay

BIG TITS

carlton milf on the telly

Collingwood are the protagonists of the AFL.

Pendles = The World
Naicos = King Crimson

That was a dive

>>154241740
>>154241741
post her

>nick adds another meaningless medal to his collection
will ashcroft has two norm smiths

>>154241741
>>154241740
corr

ADD ANOTHER STRING TO HIS BOW
ADD ANOTHER NOTCH TO HIS BELT

>>154241739
i thought this too but i have intimacy issues and a heart of stone that i developed as a protection mechanism

BEST ON GROUND

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Enough said.

>meaningless medal
mate it's only slightly less prestigious thsn the ANZAC day medal

fucking npc daicos
did you see his handler telling him what to say on the fox footage?

>>154241731
That was Ollie Hollands

>>154241739
They had to wrap their arms around him

>>154241751
no it was literally gay. far more heterosexual ways to comfort a fallen brother

Feel bad for voss

>>154241760
Just gotta wrap their arms around him and get around him and wrap their arms around him

Uh, anyone have a webm of the final shot on goal?
The man on the mark was NOT standing. It should've been a 50.

Josh was really trying to lose the game for Nick.

what was kingy implying about hollands?

>>154241751
Hey me too

AND YOU WILL THROWWWWW YOUR ARMS AROUND MEEEEEE

collingwood just had their best win for the entire of 2026
a valiant finish 13th awaits potentially sneaking to a wild card if everything goes their way

>>154241762
Yeah, there's only so much you can do. Players routinely falling apart together in the second half isn't really a coaching issue. I don't even know what a coach is supposed to do short of getting out there and winning the ball and hitting targets themselves. Vossy on field over Hollands legitimately would've been an improvement.

Kingy would suck Daicos off if given the opportunity. Fuck I can't stand the way he talks about him