they've credited hollands with a (ineffective) kick post game meaning he has escaped a 0 disposal game

>>154242298
do we have proof of the kick even taking place

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liDdir5FBr0

just had the most spastic game lads
got a massive headache though, need a lie down

Bro risked it all on the random indian research chemical

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJwKKKd2ZYE

Reckon the little champ is getting laid tonight?

This shit makes me sad and has ruined my mood a lil bit.

if Elijah Hollands could miraculously get a hard on tonight he'd be Elijah Wood

iykwim haha

haha ikwym haha iykwim haha

>>154242503
he's just like me

>>154242513
get some sleep Elijah

Problem is the rot is set. Every year that goes on it gets harder and harder to change.

Cripps is a loser.
Doc was a loser.
Simmo, Murph, Kreuze, Gibbs, all losers.
Walsh becoming a loser if he’s not already there.
Where will Jagga end up under this guidance?

All champion players of our club, all stars of the game. All don’t know how to win or lead and it is through no fault of their own. The environment is to blame.

>>154242543
Voss is the only winner there. He's bringing them around, but it's slow going.

Was it Elijah that gave away both 6-6-6 infringements?
>Collingwood needed an opposition player to be with the fairies to win

>>154242672
I originally thought so too, but it turns out the Carlton coaching team figured he was unfit to play by the 4th quarter and benched him.

During the game Elijah was completely free on his own on the wing and Kemp just ignores him as an option

>>154242697
Would you have faith you could pass it to him and rely on him even if he in a paddock?

>>154242715
Bit rough to assume Carlton couldn't hit a teammate in a paddock. Rough... but fair.

>>154242883
I think you could put a dart on his chest and even if you could trust him to mark it you couldn't rely on the fiend to actually use it correctly after. Better off just going around him. I'd honestly be pissed if I were a teammate. He shouldn't have been playing and the game is a straight kick away from drawing. Even if Hewett is slow does anyone think he would've offered less than Hollands did tonight? Selfish cunt.

>>154242950
snapper?

lol

imagine if he kicked it after diving for that free
would have been a tornado in the afl media today

>>154242271
Hes playing on ice or some sort of amphetamines
t.used to dominate d grade and won best in the comp and a flag using ice before every game

>>154245565
>d grade
i know you were a gun and the standard of play was lower in the 00s but that was still the AFL, Ben

All the comments on Facebook have been turned off about Hollands.
What are they hiding?

Good morning alf

>>154245565
If ice makes you dominate why did he play shit?

just realised now you aren't referring to ex-fred and collingwood forward-turned-tagger brodie holland

wow another distraction from nick foot being employed by sportsbet

>>154245881
reckon his team mates knew he was on something and avoided even giving him the ball. Meth literally makes the ball and other players look like theyre moving in slow mo and you got all the time.in the world.
Also unlimited gas tank

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>tipped Collingwood
>/afl/ was saying pies are cooked
>/afl/ was saying all the home teams this week
>/afl/ was saying tip blues
>changed my tip to blues

>>154246226
I was joking

>>154246226
i tipped collingpood because the gravy poos always give up after half time, very simple. the fagpies are cooked against real opposition but the poos are an even bigger joke.

>>154245714
theyre also trying to tippie toe around how to describe it
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXMcIPIAg0_/

He will get banned for 4 years and as Smith from the Demons right?

Eddie McGuire fuming this wasn't a Monday night game so he could tear into the drugs issue on Footy Classified.

>>154242271
Hi everyone

While nobody has details, please remember the humans involved and refrain from speculating in this thread or any others

No new information has been released, so we’ll be locking these threads for the time being

Take care

>>154246301
Smith was selling it but I doubt a club will trust him to play again

>>154246327
The 4 years was for testing positive on match day, if Hollands actually was on the gear then he’s cooked

won by 5 points to a shitty team with a player literally fucked by drugs on the team
collingwood are FUCKED

Regarding Elijah Hollands, Kingy says the Carlton footy club needs to wrap their arms around the kid

>>154245565
nah he was useless
i reckon its mdma

>>154246397
kingys been there
what a guy

Tom Morris is literally the devil

he's not on drugs. the afl said they have cracked down on drug use with their strictest rules ever. it's literally impossible for a player to test positive for drugs on field.

>>154246545
they actually made it easier
you just have to do some poof 30 min onlien course if you get caught

Puzzling how anti-woke people hate Tom Morris. His "bad" reputation comes from him saying a coworker was a lesbian and calling himself a straight, white man, that's it.

It was a panic attack

>>154246313
i hate that cunt so much
bull dyke

still funny how morris made bevo seethe so much he went out of his way to dig up the leaked chats

Just dawned on me Dan Houston looks like Joel Selwood if you slightly abofied him.

>>154246611
just with less dead brothers

Having a successful brother must be mentally damaging

warmpoos .. u in moite¿

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https://youtu.be/87zqhAUHjXQ
anyone in¿ hello

>>154246666
hey buddy, nice quads

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>>154246694
tabla x

nooo you can’t just speculate that a player with a history of drug infractions that’s displaying obvious signs of drug use might be under the influence of drugs

I say they should name and shame. Bring back bullying, it's the only way to toughen these softies

morris is a deadset fuckwit like all journo scum and should be executed

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Wrap your arms around Elijah Hollands

BRING in Tasmania as 19th team
MOVE North Melbourne to far north Queensland - Townsville/Cairns
FOLD St Kilda to bring the comp back to 18 teams

>had elijah hollands as my sc captain

>>154246953
blessed tassiela x

>>154246892
I don't have any sympathy for drug addicted flogs

>>154246996
your vile opinion is meaningless anyway so its fine

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made eggs benny

Mmmm yummy hashbrown

>>154247047
looks good but hashbrown looks a little under done

>>154247075
you're right it was

>>154247047
looking good mate

how does alf like their eggs?

>>154247117
im vegan

>>154247047
lgm
>>154247117
luff a good breakfast burrito with scrambled eggs, taters, black beans, pico de gallo, fresh jalapeños
tabla x

>>154247198
that sounds good. breakfast burritos aren't common here.
>>154247156
fair enough. scrambled tofu?

>>154247117
*meant iggs

>>154247210
highly recommend it fella
ezpz to make
you could capture the bb market there ngl x
>>154247210
luff the scrambled tofu suggestion ngl x

>>154246882
I couldn't give a single toss about the political affiliation of journalists, they are objectively human garbage.

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>>154247220

https://youtu.be/uIbXvaE39wM

ALF
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eggs janny

>>154247246
jej

>>154247047
YUMMO

i would like to open café /alf/ and make breakfast for youse ripper blokes

>>154246226
Never change your tips, dumb dumb

KEK
https://x.com/realrick_aus/status/2044922310717780120

"Former Collingwood and North Melbourne forward Moana Hope has gone public after receiving an “incredibly hurtful” homophobic message from a recently retired AFLW player.

The 38-year-old, who was one of the competition’s inaugural marquee players at its inception, says she “always” receives “outrageous” direct messages of hate towards her.

“But yesterday I received a DM from somebody I did not expect,” she told her Instagram followers on Monday."

"Hope initially thought the message came from a current AFLW player at a Victorian club but later realised she had “very recently” retired.

“First of all, she didn’t mean to send it to me; she took my story that’s currently up and she was clearly trying to send it to somebody else, who’s probably also homophobic. And what she said was incredibly hurtful,” she said.

“And when I say hurtful, like, I have thick skin. I am well good within myself and where I stand, and I have no insecurities based on some strange person sending me a DM.

“However, I did not expect it. I mean, you sent it to me! That was stupid.

“And I responded to it; I was like, ‘Umm?’ And before I said umm, I screenshotted it. And the crazy thing is, she quickly then unsent it, but I had already screenshotted it.

“I ended up responding and being like, ‘First of all, you don’t follow me’ — she doesn’t follow me, so she’s gone onto my profile, gone into my stories, taken a photo, was forwarding it to somebody to have her homophobic, incredibly rude comment about me, and instead has sent it back to me by accident, and then she quickly tries to unsend it.

“And so I responded to her and I said, ‘Whatever you’re dealing with and whatever hurt has caused you to be so mean and a bully, is not welcome here. You don’t even follow me. And I hope you find your peace’. And then I blocked her."
https://7news.com.au/sport/aflw/moana-hope-goes-public-after-homophobic-attack-from-recently-retired-aflw-player-c-21966320

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>>154247302
x

>>154246892
>How dare you comment on something that you and millions other publicly saw?
Why are "they" like this?

>>154246892
and choke the cunt

>>154242271
kek that cunts cloudy af

moana no hope

moan an' rope

feel bad for hollands desu

is elijah hollands related to sauce hollandaise?

I have discovered bliss

Put this in your flag filter:
/^United States$/;stub:no;

>>154247334
How the fuck did nobody from Carlton notice this?

>>154246892
Unless i'm retarded this article was written on the 14th and it's just about Hollands getting back into footy, how he feels and that he was ready for the big game against collingwood on the weekend

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>>154247496
classic tassiela x

>>154247546
Both are correct

Imagine the horror of your team suffering a slow, humiliating comeback for the 3rd time this season while you know you are sitting on literally no disposals. And to pair it off you're high on experimental performance drugs and you literally cannot control your body.

>>154247640
In front of 80k people

>>154246967
Kek

Why should we wrap our arms around a junkie fuck? The average Anon deserves arm wraps much more.

let's wrap our legs around each other

Do NOT touch me

>>154247488
no but steven bearnaise

>>154247747
Crisp Sherrin to elijah hollands

>>154247747
Come here you

what exactly is "normal" behaviour after running around ignored by your team and getting 0 touches in front of 80k?

>>154247747
Crisp me when my family try to hug me

>went to bed early last night, sick as anything
>saw Carlton were leading by 20+ points
>got my tip wrong, whatever
>wake up
>see collingmeme won

Nick Daicos played the greatest game in history.

Still think Ollie Holland played worse with his "tagging" job on Nick daicos

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>>154242271
What the wank is this sport even? Holy shit

imagine if hollands was the player who was bumped off the ball at the end of the game and got to have the shot after the siren

>>154248043
Please watch it with us and ask questions about it.

>>154248064
just wanders off and starts waving at the crowd

>>154248064

https://x.com/realRick_AUS/status/2044922310717780120

The kick:

>>154248109
kek

>>154248043
gib bunda

>>154248064
>>154248109

>>>/wsg/6129390

>>154248109
Did Carlton let him play so it would be easier for them to let him go

1. Carlton are negligent. They fucked up.
2. Hollands is an adult and is responsible for his choices and actions. He fucked up.
3. Stop blaming reporters for reporting.

>>154248441
fax

I get embarrassed when I get shitfaced and play like shit and verbally abuse my teammates in Counter Strike. I can not imagine the level of anxiety after acting like a total spastic in front of 80k people at the MCG

Apparently Hollands was in the Collingwood huddle at some point last night kek

Any confirmation that he was the cause of both of their 6-6-6 rules?

>>154248566
i think the main thing is that we take our arms and then we wrap them around him

can you runts stop giving tom morris free advertising and engagement

>>154248633
good arvo booper

Resting Hewitt while playing Hollands for 76% of game time makes me think Voss is purposely sagotaging Carlton.

Was Hollands actually drug fucked last night? Even Ben Cousins at his worst wouldnt take drugs before an actual game. Crazy if thats what he did.

just had the wildest trip lads
i did a fuckton of coke and I thought I was playing for carlton haha I think I got a kick lol

>>154248701
still waiting to see footage of that kick elijahfren

>>154245590
kek

>>154248719
haha mate i was on a coke binge i can’t show footage of my own memory haha wait what do you mean

>>154246638
Josh Daicos literally had a spergout and almost cost pies the win, he's a liability and should be traded to Norf.

da BONT looms

Ben Roberts-Smith is a murderer and war criminal

Reckon Hollands is bipolar and just went crazy. 80k people watching is a lot of pressure.

>>154248826
and freos number 1 ticket holder

Is it me or does it smell like up-dog in here?

>>154248847
May I enquire as to what that is?

>>154248847
whats up-dog?

We MUST get around updog and wrap our arms around him.

>>154248872
who's up dog

>>154248872
kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bghDcbzfEU

life has beaten me. I've got nothing left to give

>>154248859
>>154248860
Nothing much, what's up with you?

Should players be hitting the works before a game? It's an interesting discussion.

>>154248931
im bored

"The AFL confirmed it’d been in touch with the Blues, who are yet to release an official statement or hold a press conference specifically on the matter.

“We are having on-going discussions with Carlton and also ensuring Elijah has the relevant support,” AFL spokesperson Jay Allen said in a statement.

The AFL Players’ Association is absolutely concerned with what played out on Thursday night and how it got to that point.

They’ve spoken with the AFL, Carlton and Hollands’ management.

The welfare of Hollands, who’s been open about his mental health issues in the past and battled to win back a list spot at Carlton last off-season, is seen as the main priority for all parties involved."

Hollands having a bad game is this week's media beat up

Last week was Butters and the umpire.

Carlton behind the scenes today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC4UR-eALZo

Hypothetically if I personally wanted to replicate what I watched last night then I would rack them up or hit the pipe all through the night (at least), freak out a bit that I had a game to play then screw up trying to level off with something else from the alphabet before the game

i just hope asada tested him so the afl cant sweep it under the rug

>>154248678
>Even Ben Cousins at his worst wouldnt take drugs before an actual game
they tooted at half time a few times
t. knower

haven't seen anything from hollands that can't be explained by him just being a sperg though desu

>>154249213
Cousins has always denied taking any drugs before or during a game. And thats from a guy who was pretty open about his drug use. He'd go hard after games but stop by Tuesday until after the game on the weekend.

>>154249242
That's pretty elite if true. It must take a lot of self control

>>154247047
looks good but don't call me benny

>>154247047
always something cooking this cunt

>>154249242
you're under no obligation to believe me but that's just not true and i know because i was supply side at the time.

iggs win this weekend

weetbix with protein shake in place of milk desu

>>154249269
>>154249242
Cousins said that he trained and played hard as fuck so he could reward himself with an even harder bender.

iggs benny

Please guys, sit back, wait and listen to the Medical Experts, there is probably a lot more happening that most don't know about.
And most importantly let's respect Elijah and his family and friends who are probably very concerned about Elijahs situation, whatever that may be.
Lastly, I am not a Carlton fan, but I think we must appreciate the Club is going thru challenging times at the moment... and the Club doesn't need more heat from keyboard warriors.

voss is lucky hollands is takiing the limelight away from another pathetic capitulation

love that the media are calling it a situation
he either on drugs or he not
no panic attack or other symptoms explain it

>>154249277
ok shirley

I love black women

4th espresso of the day

>>154249381
basado

>>154249389
based 'lije

>>154249374
being a sperg explains it.

I'M A BLOOSER BABY
SO WHY DON'T YA KILL ME

if people saw how I behaved home alone they'd probably think I was cooked

>>154249428
Same im constantly making illegal arm movements

>"why are afl players carbon copies of each other without personality these days, they;re all so boring and without individuality"
>"elijah holland is not acting normal like the rest of the players and this is a genuine concern"
?

voss must go

>>154249458
so true

>"just be yourself and open up"
>"ugh not like that"

FUCKING FIENDING FOR SOME SHARD

steve smith does the same shit no one says he’s on drugs

>>154249473
white privilege

>>154249473
True he also has the back somersault in his sperg arsenal, the difference is he actually gets runs.

>>154249473
don't bring up criggy mate certain spastics will seethe

is steve smith related to ben roberts smith?

>>154249473
Smith is good though

>>154249473
you're allowed to be a successful sperg. Just not an unsuccessful one

remember normies have always been like this. Van Gogh was famously despised by everyone that knew him while he was alive and people mocked his paintings.

>>154249470
hey 'lije, mad bender you had you loose cunt aha

>Hollands victim of mental health episode, not substance related

Do we believe this?

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>>154249473
delete this moite

>>154249458
fucking this.

>>154249493
nope. i've worked with tweakers, they acted the exact same way

running around in front of 80k people in a paddock by yourself getting zero touches is literal nightmare material

>>154249493
Being a druggo is a "mental health disorder". As is being black or just being a shitcunt in general. Apparently. Lack of religiousosity causes people to externalise blame in such odd ways.

>>154249473
smudge has never got a duck

>>154249493
I mean it's not impossible. Albeit unlikely. If you have some severe mental episode similar stuff happens in the brain to drug use.

>He last year opened up on his mental health challenges, pointing to a Round 10 game against Sydney in which he described symptoms aligned to having a “mini panic attack”.

>>154249505
crisp me traumatised by auskick

>>154249505
how did he even get zero touches? how is that even possible even if you're completely fucked?

I swear I could play an afl game drunk or on drugs and get a couple

>>154249530
no one's kicking it to the spastic tweaking out and sheparding invisible blokes

we need to wrap our arms around cameron green

>>154249512
when i had panic attacks i shut myself away trying to avoid sensory stimulation as i tried to cope with what was in my head, old mate did the total opposite, panic attacks would have had him take himself off the field

my swans play today

>>154249346
>>154249322
crisp x

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country footy tonight

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>>154248847
>>154248860
>>154248879
>>154248931
>>154248872

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WHAT'S THE FUCKING 'TI?

I have panic attacks and they don't make you behave like that. especially the erratic positivity. you just get frozen or have a total adrenaline dump. but panic attacks literally biologically cannot last the length of an entire game

>>154249552
How does an asian get an ass like that?

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>>154249547
!!

>>154249563
I don't want to talk about it.

Bro had a mental break like a Rimworld pawn, lucky he wasn't a pyromaniac or we could have lost the G

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>>154249575
*wraps my arms around you*

was it schizoaffective? panic atacks don't work like that

"panic attacks" and 90% of mental health bullshit are not real

>>154249643
don't be one of those fuckheads. "I haven't experienced something and it's not immediately visible to me therefore it's not real"

>>154249646
you sound like one of those girls who self-diagnoses herself with borderline personality disorder and then goes and tells everyone because it makes her seem more quirky and interesting yet there's no evidence that confirms that BPD is real

>>154249657
you're being a fuckhead

>>154249643
>>154249657
>le mental health issues aren't real because........they just aren't, ok
When did you become a registered psychiatrist?

i studied psychology and agree 90% of it is bullshit

>>154249664
>>154249697
sorry lads my BPD was playing up

>i have a mental health condition because sometimes i feel.... LE ANXIOUS
spare me

i've never met anyone in my life claiming to have depression who wasn't a contemptible pissant
i can see myself going back to a /strongmind/ general like /cric/ at this rate

>>154249729
/cric/ is comfy in the off-season however jamboy has ruined it

>>154249729
>>154249711
mocking mental illness is peak brainlet behaviour

>OI NAH I CAN'T SEE NUFFIN WRONG SO IT NOT REAL AYE

>>154249742
remember how you faggots were always like "it's a chemical imbalance!" and then science proved that there was no chemical imbalance lmao

>>154249657
Ah yes, BPD... A famously desirable trait in a partner

It is crazy how you can take a couples of L's and it can just snowball into total misery. Yet you can stack up consecutive wins but they don't seem to count for much at all.

social media and smartphones have royally fucked the minds of most of society. it's not a psychological issue, it's a sociological issue

>>154249758
>L's
please don't talk like a nog

soft sciences, eh?