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Finland.
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>>154245158
The Light Heavyweight division used to be so fucking stacked and entertaining. Mid 2000s to mid 2010s was its golden age.
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Third for Finald
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When Finland isnt hear everyone should sinply be asking "Wheres finland?"
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excellent and dare i say it splendid thread
finland
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Wow this is so epic I freaking love Jiri bros!!!
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>>154245216
Usually spitshining the Somalidaddy for round six
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Jiri showing mercy to Poatan
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how can you usually be doing something for the sixth time that doesn't make sense
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>>154245234
Good one spammy lol
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Top 10 mercy moments in MMA
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>>154245157
>>154245157
>>154245157
new
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>>154245244
Yeah spams just obliterated you with that comment huh bro? Got you real good I'm afraid.
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>>154245264
Are you trolling or retarded?
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Good thing Ulberg isn't as merciful as Jiri or we would have been treated to another Reyes vs Walker masterclass.
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>>154245279
I was late just shut up asshole can a man not be late? fuck you and the device you typed that post in..... fuck you
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>>154245305
Relax chigga
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>>154245305
if it's still up when this thread fills we can use it
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>>154245315
hell yeah
>>154245313
you're fat and mexican
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>>154245320
I'm white.
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>>154245341
that's what a fat Mexican would say
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>>154245356
Truebeit
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Nah nah honey im good I could have another but I probably should
Not
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>>154245268
wrong sadly
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>>154245373
Afraid so.
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>>154245386
nuh uh
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>>154245370
I'm also white btw so the mud slinging isn't necessary bud
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>>154245396
Ye huh
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>>154245341
You’re blacked.
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>>154245422
[x] doubt
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>>154245158
The G stands for Gayest.
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no it doesn't shut up
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the g stands for gable whomst is jon jones passionate lover
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Where does jiri go from here? Just be a gatekeeper for the next 2-5 years until retirement? Hes definitely never touching the belt again
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it stands for greatest you will stop that disgraceful slander immediately
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steveson? I'm calling him Stevenson.
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>jones cv
>murders stipe
>murders gane
>twatcuntbitch cv
>loses to the guy hokit just beat
levels
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Why is a "Finn" running defence for a crippled raped black homosexual anyway?
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irregardless i don't even care tbch
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too busy dulling the pain iykyk
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Crazy how Finland keeps em revved 24/7 just by fucking women and living loife. King shit.
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>>154245559
s'tawlf b

some say it's the tawlfest
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Jiri knew he stood no chance against Ulberg so he went against his principles and used dark magic. He regretted his choice and let himself be heemed.
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>gable is only 25
very problematic
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Guilty weems have got no riddum
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jiri voodoo coped and mercy coped i fear
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PFL has been on for hours. Who knew?
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>>154245784
huh? no way
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>>154245784
presumably the faggots; that's why it's called Premiere Faggot League after all
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>>154245472
>Where does jiri go from here?
He's not going anywhere unless he can fight with his hands up
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Julien Fuckin Leblanc
that's all I have to say
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lol Tyson POOdro sounds like he wants to kill himself PFL is that fucking bad!
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is it any good
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no but the brown Finn won earlier
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PFL just hasn't been the same since they lost their president and spiritual adviser Ngangou
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you know remember that matt serra was champion
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>>154246098
finland's own omran chabaan?
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Finland is the happiest nation on earth, look it up
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Anyone here have that webm of joe rogan lustfully staring at some doo in the weigh ins
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>>154246217
Bullshit statistics
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>>154246323
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>>154246154
to be fair matt "the terror" serra has objectively drawn more dimes than most fighters have in the past 20 years
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>>154246323
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>>154245791
We just said we didnt know man chil
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Good to see the two titans in boxing have made up and decided to build up a young prospect like Jeremy Stephens
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Eddie Alvarez different than Tony Brothers
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Tom “of Finland” Aspinall.
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Just saw Jiri’s new post after the birth of his daughter
For better or for worse, looks like he’ll never change who he is
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Your orbs. Give them to me. Now.
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Std test results

All negative

My tranny conquest continues
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>>154246964
Based Ganescholar.
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HEEEEEEEEEEEM CAROLINEEEEEEEEEE
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>>154246964
when they talk about mma being the fastest growing the sport in the world, this is what they mean brudder!
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main event time at pooeffell
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>big farty mcsharty back reffing
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM KWAB
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>>154246964
People forget man, this guy sucks good cock good
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Imagine if Jiri had Gane's work ethics.
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Imagine Jiri
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yeah im maori how could you tell
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>>154247196
Only the cute girl cocks
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1v1v1v1v1 mma matches

Just 5 dudes beating the shit out of each other

Last man standing wins
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>2 minutes into the last fury boxing match
tyson fury should be cut
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doo watches pillowtap
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>>154247325
my money is on mike "canadian culo warrior" mallott he's used to multiple men pounding the shit out of him
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boxers should be paid less
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>>154247429
Dana is working on it
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thank heavens for Dana White consistently lowering the bar for these CTE riddled bums and rapists
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dana isn't working on anything
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>>154247663
clearly a work, you can see paulo point give signal for fall down
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Khamzat Chimaev: "I don't want to kill a man. Haram. They wouldn't let me kill him in there anyways."

zatsisters...
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bob lazar: s4 was actually prety good. GSP makes an appearance in the post credits clips
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>>154247399
Fuck you bitch
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jiri adopted the book of 5 ring's fighting style, but not the philosphy. showing a fighter mercy is the most disrespecftul thing you can do, and isn't honorable at all and musashi was all about effectiveness over traditions. should've spammed kick the shit out of him like musashi would've done if his opponent had a broken leg
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he wasn't actually showing mercy
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2 months until we enter the Gaethje era.
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>>154247839
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https://youtu.be/Qpq5qOBklsQ
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jiri "julian lane" prochazka
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No Jon Jones on the White House card is...is just..just UnAmerican damnit!!!
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what mma fact cause (You) to go webmrel?
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Paulo?
Paulo heems
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>>154248108
Dana said Tito demanded 1.5 million dollars on the night before every fight or he wouldn't fight
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>>154248130
Tito took that risk then so you could enjoy delicious tacos today
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>>154248185
Fair enough
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>>154245264
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>>154248070
I won't feel satisfied in my greasy patriotic heart unless matt hughes shuffles to the middle of the octagon and shits on the prime logo. I want jeddy roll to sing the american anthem and a ten minute tribute to kimbo
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>>154248130
even daner admits that while tito is dumb he is not a pussy
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>>154248221
based beach bad boy bringing the heat to cameroo-french scum!!!
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Jiri should have hopped on one foot to make it fair.
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I am the one who knocks.
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>>154248482
even if you give him the benefit of the doubt, hes just dumb because he couldn't think of something like this in the moment
jiricels... i fear
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>>154247663
Yoel tanked that.
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>>154247663
Paulo has such amazing hips probably the best kicks in the game
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Thread is actually better when were talkin gay sex in the ass with men
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>>154248692
I think theres discords for that
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Christophus Iacobus "Titus" of house Ortinia, the modern-day gladiator of our time.
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Jiri's next fight is going to be against Bobby Knuckles. Screencap this. Or don't. It's your choice.
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jiri losing this
ulberg boring that
i just wanna see my boi big ank win the belt back
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Jiri was a victim of the adin Ross curse Arman is also a soon to be victim once Ilia heems him stiff
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The blitzkrieg will be there for Gaethje
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>>154248837
gane invented that move
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Odds should be +1000 for gaycheese like how do you get done by Charles like that and your base is wrestling
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>>154248735
ank? killed by drones I fear. Khamzats fate as well, I dread!
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>>154248735
is that a double wide bean bag chair?
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>>154248837
>it's a wiener nutting
germans are such degenerates smdh
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>>154248714
balls slapping together as they dance around
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You guys are denented
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>>154248919
it was a body double you fool
>>154248944
yes, dagestan made brazza u kno dis
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oh braza am have sour belly plez to fite 2 year give me homeless ganster krazyhorse for legacy
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>>154249042
lidl bit krazyhorse
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Just like Schaub, Krazy horse heemed a k-1 champion
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>>154248735
>big -ACK!
kek
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wait aint that the PI guy?
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>>154249089
brazza stop use ai, u kno dis
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>>154249119
Big ACK gave up like a bitch.
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>>154249135
the double 9-3 elbows to the thigh is the most dangerous technique in MMA, fuckin' Herb robbed Ank
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>>154249135
poohand made a deal with the devil, he will gets heemed/sleemed/zeemed/wam bam alakazamed by gane as payment.
we saw this happened with cody garbage, you should never deal with the devil just to heem one man.
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>>154249150
What will you do if Poohand heems Gane stiff though?
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i knew from the second peria ank 1 was underway that ank was a fraud. absolute aura vacuum. 0 rizz
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>>154249149
im going to talk to luke thomas about this
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>>154249157
idk man live my life i guess?
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>>154249166
I knew he was a fraud the moment he walked out of the octagon crying like a bitch when he got that draw with Jan.
Even more so when Joe tried to slurp him off and tried to get Jan(who had just been in a fight) to admit that Ank won.
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>Dude, when we first got together, she was cooking authentic Mexican food, seven nights a week. I'm not used to this. I was like, "What? Fajitas every Wednesday? Fuck yeah." No, dumbass, not fajitas every Wednesday, real Mexican dishes, y'all, real shit from the Motherland. I'm talking, huevos rancheros, carne asada, pico de gallo. My favorite, chili ahhh. Every night though, every night, seven years later, every fucking night. I know I look Latin. points to crowd This girl doesn't know who I am, she's like, "Honey, what the fuck is happening right now. Is he not a Puerto Rican shortstop for the Dodgers? What the fuck is happening?
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if me and luke thomas was doing some mma rounds i get him in back crucifix and elbow him in the ribs til he calls me daddy
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Big Ank toyed with Pereira for 5 rounds. Pereira got a lucky punch in and early stop page. Levels
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>>154249228
peria was injured going into the first fight i could tell im an empath
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>>154249206
WAYALAGANADOOONATE? VOYWUM PONCH ME MOTFUKER
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>>154249228
>Poohand goes into first fight injured
>gets beaten by decision
>ACKaelev goes into the second fight injured
>gets FINISHED
yeah, there ARE levels to this
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>>154249228
Jiri talmbout being merciful? Try toying with "injured" Poohand for 5 rounds, now thats merciful.
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>injured
No proof
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okay smart guy, where is the proof that ACKaelev was injured in the second fight?
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Never said there was
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>muh injury
cope
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all these argument dazzan matta brazza, ank VILL be champ again and you VILL like it
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it's crazy that Jan only lost after altering the suicide rope.
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>>154249252
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after nate zeemed mike perry, netflix should book diaz-schaub next
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>>154249349
schuab losing the story and the plot
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scream into the abyss
shout inside the bussy
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>>154249403
Brother it's life changing when the bussy gets noisy because you're gaping it
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BROUGHT TO YOU BY TRANSPORTER 3!
>OH HE'S OUT!
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that's ridiculously off topic
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drop your GOAT cope
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>>154249457
U sure?
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whos the girl that previews fighters and some of you called her a heroin addict? im trying to normalmaxx and i think i will make her my girlfreind. i can give her insights from a fighters perspective to round out the channel
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jon jones is gay
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>>154249467
fight fairy
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>brown
>muh jones gay
>chats with ai
you're all the same
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>>154249150
but cody didnt heem cruz watchu talmbout
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>>154249495
heemed, zeemed, sleemed, decisineem, its all greek to me
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post colby geting handshake cucked by trump
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I asked my sex woman if Jon Jones is gay and she said yeah
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Straights are inferior
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this doo superior
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>>154249476
no the long hair blonde one
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>>154249578
the one that doesnt wear makeup? yeah i forget her name
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daneh...let me in PI center I hungy buhbduhduh
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>>154249538
heemed is the only one that makes sense
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Ive been watching youtube vids of criminal nba players thats how boring mma is right now
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all of them? lol
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>>154249649
his striking kinda gives prime conor
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>>154249649
>>154249659
>>154249701
Ewing seems legitimately great. I hope he doesn't get exposed. I hope he ends up being the real deal.
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>>154249717
oh yeah why dont you marry him and kiss him or something?
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>>154249727
that's kind of gay bro
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>>154249661
Uhm its weem newb
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Uhm suck it dude
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>>154249717
Hope so too, i like his fighting style overall, extremely balanced, i hope they give him some layup fights and not try to crush him in his beginnings by matching him with killers which is what they tried to do with the brazilian they gave him
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WE. ARE. LIIIIIIIIIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-cmABjRjMc
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>>154249781
Yeah, I hate when Dana does that shit. Let a dude build up before feeding him to someone actually good.
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>>154245158
Fuck Dana
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>>154249805
UNCLE WEEZY HE DA MAN
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>>154249781
They do the same to anyone that derails a project. Vera got tossed straight to Aldo after daring to heem Sean.
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rows of contender series bunks all lined up in the grime coated rat infested hovel that is the UFC PI
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This sport has sucked since chuck liddell left
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>>154249805
what the actual fuck is this card
guy is previewing fights and ive never heard of any of these prelim fucks
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>not knowing tanner boser
embarrassing
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jiri'd myself awake
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>>154249926
WHAT WRONG SAMURAI FAT ASS U HUNGRY FOR SOME SUSHIS AND CRAB RAMGOONS
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>>154249918
Tanner "Soon to be heemed" Boser. The Turkish era is beginning in the UFC.
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>>154249918
raped by Gane
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Thiago Moises fight week
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Tanner Boser sent Philipe Lins to light heavyweight. Lins is now fighting Ngubu, who lost to Gane according to the scoring criteria of MMA. In a sense, Ngubu vs Lins is Gane's son and grandson fighting.
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You could have been a serf plowing dirt for an arrogant aristocrat yet here you are blessed to live in the Ulberg era soon to enter the Gaethje era
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>>154249430
shut the fuck up bitch
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>>154249978
>Ulberg era
what era? he aint fighting for a year lol
>gane era
will never happen
>GARTH era
wont happen either, he's too old
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>>154250003
he almost heemed that little slud and she fled
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>>154250007
The Gane Era has officially been in effect since August 7th, 2021.
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Ganera vs Gamera
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>>154250007
>what era? he aint fighting for a year lol
All champs fight once a year now
>Gane era will never happen
we already in it right now
>Garth era will never happen
Believe me, it will happen
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>>154249938
you know bappa after all the promos all the sharpies and all the madness it's still BPP saying gimme a fuckin mic live on Raw that gets me every time
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why no fight webms from the previous event
last weekend was a good one wtf
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>>154250041
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>>154249475
you are a literal ape
stinky
feral
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goddard should be cut
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>>154250034
>gane era
>already in it
gane gave Jones his easiest fight ever btw
gane got outsmarted by fucking Aspinall lmao
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>>154250062
can't get rid of any refs until mark smith gets back from his torn acl
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no one got outsmarted by aspinall it is extremely unlikely to think you'll see a heavyweight behave like aljo
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Josh Rosenthal...whatever happened there.
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>get heemed
>first child born a week later (daughter)
cosmic
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>>154250096
jiri's wife is so gross
looks like pure gypsy stock
def gonna cheat on him and take half his shit
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>>154250154
gypsies are hella good looking and that's how they weave their spells t. some 8k in 4 months
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>>154249805
All these picksfags talk about undercard shitters like they're prime Anderson Silva
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i wipe my ass with anderson silver
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Anderson Silva with a skeleton nodding suggestively
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I back, trust me.
I back.
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khamzat clapping and squealing at water from an ac unit, big miracles
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big anker
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gonna go have a big yank
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fancy a (w)ank
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i do beg your pardon
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wont have to beg b
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It's normal. Come on, guys, it's normal.
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>>154250241
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minimum purse on MVP cards is 40k
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Conor McGregor is immune to pool shrinkage
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When Dana pays 30k, that's bad
When MVP pays 40k, now that's good
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more money is indeed better
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>>154249978
Do NOT speak Gayshe in the same breath as Gane ever again UAE nufag
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gaethje is basedbeit
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The Ulberg era
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conor mcgee is a dork, yall are dorks for liking him too
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ULLBERG IS LIKE IF YOU CROSSED BRANDON VERA WITH JOSHUA VAN, MIKE
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Carlos Flukeberg
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it came to my attention that i thawlt for years conor said to mendes that he could wrestle his balls across his forehead but he actually said rest my balls i think my version is much better vis an vis the different styles and contextually as trash talk my services are of course available for a fee if any prawlspects are lurking
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out of respect for the shame my ESL has brought thoughever balls across forehead posting will be permanently retired from here on
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my dick across your cheek
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very disrespectful
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that doesn't roll of the tongue that well
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filthy finish freaks!
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well not if your slapping the cheek obviously
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wevkends card is so shut Im just gonna call Dana a fuckin nigger right now
hwy Dan your a fuckin nigger
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daneh u was blik all along? BUHBUHBUH
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row one floor seats still available for the low low price of half a fighters purse after tax
>Face Value CA $4,455.00
>Service Fee CA $806.03
6 grand to see 34 year old prospect mike mallott doesnt sound like a good deal to you?
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Ronda Rousey and Nate Diaz got zooted deep backstage at the press conference!
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doing a top 5 transformative mma fighter events help me round out my list
so far I have
>meng doing that reality show on an island
>charles having a kid
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>>154250536
happens to the best of us
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anything over 35$ in winnipeg is a rip off
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Mike Malott fight week got me down bad
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>>154250557
kevin james when he had to save the music program
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anything in finland is a rip off
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i have shaved a khabib style beard as a wmma repellent won't let it get khamzat maybe ankalaev at worst
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>>154250595
the boom is really coming here with this one
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>>154250607
Enjoy getting crazy pussy, as khamzat said, girls like terrorist
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>Gane-san, I came to you because I need to lose that part of me that shows the mercy to the opponent
>Huhuhu bonjour oui oui oui merci merci
>*takes notes in complete awe*
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>>154250557
war machine hooks up with crusty mack ending a promising mma career and demonizing a modern day renaissance man
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Gane will masterclass fat pereira
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>>154250625
the last thing i need is more crazy pussy
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Why did he do it?
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gsp needs to save bj penn and redeem himself for his usada fuckery IMO
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>>154250692
What does BJ need saving from? He's awake.
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>>154250070
gane knocked out spivac
and who does THAT to bam bam tuivasa?
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>>154250623
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>>154250779
wtf is he smiling at? he enjoys this? sick sonivabitvh
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>>154250728
transported under cover of night and the Iranian war to a covert location. The same place in mexico was sent to and cloned at. I fear for hilo's famous son
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they will release a photo like this of him soon. it wont be the real bj though
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CHAMA
CHAMA
CHAMA
CHAMA
CHAMA
CHAMELEON
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>>154250779
Leon Edwards
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>>154250741
who's the skirt
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>>154250796
i can forgive the cia for there many crimes but nick diaz is an bridge to far
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Alexandria Volkanaughty
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>>154250843
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>>154250843
my fist and your chin mate
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>>154250843
my fuckin' wiener I was lookin' at some HOT babes if yous knows whats Is means
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>>154250842
grok make nude ngannou choke volanovski slam face plate meal poop explode
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>>154250861
get off my sisters instagram
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Tomorrow Usman
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>>154250871
send me location
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dey talmbout nun
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Zestiest nigga in the game.
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>>154250883
marvina makes for a good wife and soon to be a mother
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>>154250883
marvin isn't even top 10
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>>154250883
2 pillowfisted fuckheads
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>>154250883
Why is he groping Marv's belly?
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>>154250906
Vettori is pregnant
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you know why
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>>154250906
>groping
hes just getting the feel of his baby, marvin is expecting after all
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>>154250879
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okay that's it i am off for a walk get it out your systems in my absence
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T.J.

Dillashaw.
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>>154250939
>
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Super intelligent
A fine young gentleman
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>>154250946
the look of a woman who would willingly give her bungussy to you
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>>154250779
holy BASED
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pvzussy
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don't let him bully ya
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bully b bullyson
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>>154250883
Marv better watch his back
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jones will be a broken buck when giggles stevens gets flatlined in his first fight by some fat fuckin goron from qatar in his 1st fight
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>>154251089
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Gable guy will pull a Darth Sidious and strangle Jones after beating the MMA game.
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>>154250779
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remember when elon musk brought his 3 year old test tube baby to an ufc event with pedonald? what a bunch of fuckin' goofs
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Food for thawlt, the best wins are the wins that age well, if you beat a guy and that guy becomes a two, three division champion, your legacy strengthens, if Gane beats Pereira, Jones' legacy becomes a golden globe, if Pereira beats Gane, Izzy's legacy is cemented as the greatest middleweight, Poatan vs Gane is really Izzy vs Bones
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the beast from the east
Zhinh Mengyong
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Nah fuck that
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GETTING BORN
I THE STATE OF MISSISSIPPI
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>>154251287
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>>154251174
He was shook that he would get shot
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>>154251907
Ye?
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>>154251956
you expect context? subtext even?!
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>>154251979
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>AI has learned how to retarded nafri terminology
It's over
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>Ai can add text on an image
Tito can do that too, can Ai twirl a bottle from the bottom? no i don't think
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you say that but it struggles with the basics
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joe looking like mini me is quite funny got to give props to the ai for knowing what funny is
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wonk head
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>>154252136
i love him but tito probably struggles adding text to an image
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Nah fuck that!
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CTE is scared of getting Tito
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Tito's Tavern
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The rise and fall of Tito ortiz
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The Death of /heem/: A Ballad of Pain
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>>154251174
Remember when Elon outed Trump for being in the Epstein Files, but he forgot to mention all of his emails to Epstein begging to get invited to the next party? What a goof
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Fuck you /heem/
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Nothing more I want to see than 3 fight nights in a row
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Is Rodtang vs Takeru still on
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Tito can pass with any nationality
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canada's lest prettiest leaf
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Dana is promoting Nelk boy fights what the fuck
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>>154253097
he does it so his son can hang out with them
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>>154253120
Gouby aged 20 years in 2 years.
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>>154253097
he should be lynched
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>>154253180
Lynch yourself faggot
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David Carradine had a great love for Finland. He was quoted saying it was his second home after China. Food for thought!
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>>154253180
but enough about jon jones
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What did arman mean by this?
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>>154253211
you bald bastard
>>154253296
wonk
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>>154253302
Why is the billionaire Bruce Wayne of MMA flying economy?
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>>154253334
Most Rich Guys do. Especially if it's a short flight.
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>>154253302
there are heemsters amongst us who would
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>>154253343
this has to be the somaliest post i have seen in a while
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>>154253343
He probably just spunked his daddy's monthly allowance on Nina
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>>154253381
this is far more likely
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>>154253302
rude gyal is a compliment
and unprofessional means shes not a professional fighter which is also a compliment
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>>154253435
Toronto mans
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Wow thanks Dana
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Well heem? Can your man bench you 30 times?
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fuck you
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very disrespectful
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>>154253655
40 years of age
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>>154253655
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>>154253721
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>>154253655
I can bench my girl for infinite reps.
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>>154253655
walg to my trugg
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>>154253753
Schaub tanked that shit, bapa was recovering already while lil nog was sent to the shadow realm
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:O !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>154253770
'nana?
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>>154253845
Finally a german vs polish main event
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>>154253655
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Some of the very best have tried yet None have succeeded. Josh Hokit.
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>>154253845
Why is Abussy still in the ufc?
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>>154253655
Think Im gonna be the first to say this but yuo know what? Schaub = God
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>>154253655
Levels.
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>>154253854
Peach.
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>>154253845
I watches his brother fight Tom Breese in FNC, he is a way better fighter
Poland keeps on producing high lvl mma fighters
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the strait's open boys and goys
what does this mean for the womens middleweight division?
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a jon jones just flew over my house.
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But for real, who cares about this crappy hobby when you don't have pussy? I've been giving classes at crappy gyms to see if I can score a girl, but there's no point anymore.
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>>154253958
https://youtu.be/xk9aQsNnoMA?is=a8oWVnm8x-1EVSh-
This fight
Southpaw and has good boxing
Times his counters
Just saw he joined ufc
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>>154253979
Out of all of the countries how do you not get ur dick wet in brasil
Isnt everyone fucking everyone there?
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>>154253979
Fuck you!
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>>154253890
+ never lost a first round in the UFC
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>>154253979
You live in an country where the women are built like robots made for sex. Come on b use that peins
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>>154253940
ooh suits you sir
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>>154254134
you would have to be volcel to not heem minge down cacoslovakia it's true
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daner just bagged conor ben for a couple more fights
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>>154254237
dana paid 15 milly for this
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sompat cborts
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>>154254252
in many ways we all did pal
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Conor benn is a drawl, nothing to do with his bawxing though
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gaylos shitberg had acl surgery
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UFC champ activity

>Aspinall
One fight since July 2024. No fight scheduled
>Ulberg
3 fights since March 2025, out until Q2 2027
>Chimaev
One fight in 2025, booked next month for what is likely his only fight this year
>Islam
2 fights in 2025, 6 month layoff currently, no fight booked
>Ilia
One fight in 2025, 10 month layoff currently, no fight booked
>Volk
Fought once a year 2024, 2025, defended 3 months ago and likely fights again in 26
>Yan
2 fights in 25, back surgery and likely out 10 months total before he fights again
>Van
Ultra active, booked next month
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>>154254252
I pearsonally would love to see the loser of an ufc mma fihgt eat an raw frog leg after losing to get an new contarct
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>>154253753
schaub getting heemed but it gets progessively funnier as the video goes on
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been getting phone calls from random haps all day hell hath no fury like a gypsy scorned
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>>154254464
Me in the red when yuo guys call me Chinoise
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>>154253845
Good to see them giving ol'eggs a layup
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Daniel Kinahan is in the bin (jail) in dubai i fear
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built in silence now i move loud
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>>154254579
>You are Canadian
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>>154254535
Nothing personal. Simply correcting you that you are not Taiwanese, you are literally Chinese according to the official criteria of Xi JinPing
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yeah I'm a jacked Canadian boy whatup
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>>154254623
I came hear hat in band yuo fuck and you still weem me
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>It's up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfnSjNxYcz8
>Bisping vs DC are coaching TUF 34
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>>154254623
>>154254648
don't take it personal jtb we are all the faithful servants of president xi
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>>154254652
even the mere thawlt causes me embarrassment
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>>154254464
>heem
>guy in red clearly is wide awake and not heemed
>despite getting sucker punched in the side of the head
car guy absolutely fucking SHAMED and BODIED
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>>154254706
Finland's own Abdul Hussein is on this season lad you'd better watch
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>>154254718
Our future is bright in this Sport.
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sir this is an mma thread
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>>154254718
ugh
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I WANNA ROC
ROC
*RIFF*
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>>154254750
Don't fucking post hateful crap like this here
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>omran got a big win last night
>abdul on the next season of tuf
everything's coming up finland
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wheres that cute girl that previews mma i want to know what she has to say about tomorrows card
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>>154254795
monitor
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Larry Bird is my favuorite RiffRaff song
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>>154254781
This is not repersentative of my people
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Deron Winn is making his BKFC debut tonight
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>>154254903
Ur an fuken real one for this
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>>154254903
more like Deron Lose heyyooo
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>>154254462
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>>154254924
read my mind nigga
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2strawz cuz they suck
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>>154254813
time the original mix lowkey has bars
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Said, I'm blind to you haters
Can't touch me, rumor creators
Me say where is the love, lately
Hey, ask you how the world ah run so
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tomala agpinall
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>>154255072
humiliates jon jones and permanently destroys his legacy
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me peepers
he poked me in the bloody orbs
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>>154255097
hush now pup
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by my last count Jon is 4-0 since retiring
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpxIWTAoWUw

its up
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please dont photograph me son
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>>154255175
toms my boy but he does low key give toddler
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>strickCHAD stuffs the takedown
>riots breakout
it's gonna be glorious
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>>154255215
>StrickLORD KOs Khamzat in 3 seconds
>Kadyrov swipes left on plenty of baccha
a fate worse than death for gay inbred mountain whores
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sean clitlands daddy stuffs the rear and a riot breaks out in the front of his shorts
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i'm not a gynecologist but i can have a look
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BIASED OPINION: malott will be winning until burns flash zleems him
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tom aspinalls dad said khabib is le heckin wholesome!
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>>154255301
khabib dad said jon jone is "[gods finest creation]"
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>>154255314
dayum just how gay is khabib
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>>154255324
abdulmanap was never fond of the boy
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Janny:6,415
Sneed: O
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you finna take this sitting down sneed?
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thank you based JannyGOD for keeping heem safe
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sneed will be back in full force
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>You can not kill the immortal...
SOON
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>>154254972
Good call b thx
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>>154255314
Nah he literally said in Russian, "Jon's talent's are bestowed upon him by God, not Greg Jackson, despite Jon being a huge faggot outside the oktagon"
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how do you think the $1m white house bonus will affect the fighters' fighting? or will it not?
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>>154255738
Get ready to see Derrick Lewis try lol
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Oh when the shit hits the fan oh when the shit hits the fan
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Oh when you shit out your guts oh when you shit out your guts
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https://x.com/RedCorner_MMA/status/2045174699592978435?s=20
how come islam and khabib are never helping with humanitarian aid?
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>>154255836
why would they?
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>>154255864
they're whole gimmick is that they're humble do gooder muslim boys
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>>154255836
Islam does make a wish shit and Khabib has planted a lot of money trees in dagestan
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dont tell r/herm but the downtown arbys bathroom code js 2545
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All the things she said - Tatu (Jeff Molina and Kai Kara remix)
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>>154255870
oh I didnt know they had a gimmick
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planted trees b?
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>>154255914
yeah
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>>154255889
what wish does Islam have?
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>>154255913
Once made a All the things Schaub said- post. Thought it went pretty hard
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Josh Hokit has been medically suspended for 45 days
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queen - bicycle
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frank zappa - peaches en regalia
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I love the way they call me frank zappa
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jim johnston - i'm back (eric bischoff)
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alright time for my bedtime vaush until luke thomas posts something
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>>154255998
Maybhave invaeded my subconscious and led to me making this post. God bless you.
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Do any of you wanna talk about the netflix card? I'm going. Just installed the intuit dome app. I've never been to the arena before.
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no follow
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>>154256265
Tahts pretty cool, have you been to an live MMA event before? Should be an great spectable b
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>>154255215
You mean the guy that lost twice to Du Niggis?
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why would you go you dont even train
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>>154255596
This looks shopped
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Mick Parkin vs Derrick Lewis is set for freedom 250 opening fight
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Is tomorrow legitimately worst card of the year or is it just shitfraudding
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>>154256052
Nah he just can do the Rickson Gracie thing with his stomach
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>>154256407
o shit this nigga on the card? wasnt he on the same dwcs as hokitt?
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>>154256407
dirty indian freak needs to be heemed for the betterment of Canada and the world
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>>154256514
He's actually mixed blk boy. Not Indian. His dad's west african and his mom's white bong.
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>>154256554
Indian freak needs to be heemed
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>>154060103
NEW
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>>154256578
christ that mentally ill freak has been talking to himself for months now
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Real new
>>154245157
>>154245157
>>154245157
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nah nigga bake a fresh one
shant be eating stale
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>>154253655
I can bench my wife 30 times, ez (she's chinese)

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