Good morning

Not much cracking at work so I'm going to get comfy. Got some sticky cinnamon buns in the office fridge bosh

>Sedlakek
From a Players Championship semi-final to jobbing like that

VALTERS!!!

Good afternoon sirs. Sedlacek got VALTER'D

>>154251568
Same, watching from work. Hope no one dares to call me on a sunny Friday afternoon.

gutenmittag mein freunden, i vill now kontinue mein druk session

>Dabman 2/13 on doubles
Classic Ian White

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>Impotence meds ad on German TV during break
And I thought those UK donation begging ads were embarrassing...

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Whenever I think Keane Barry, I think "Dynamite".

>losing to Speedzoomer
>Jobberveld

CRAZY CRAZY NIGHT

>>154252882
Did they both have KISS as walkon? Doets has Rock'n'Roll all Nite.

Captchas are annoying again, fuck.

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Time for the true German No.1.

How did the PDC even pick some of these German towns for an ET

>>154253091
Probably whoever:

1. met their requirements for the arena, and
2. paid them the most money

>>154253177
This. Sindelfingen's been on the calendar for years at this point. A classic afternoon session crowd wise.

>Job Cross vs Mansell
The amount of hair on stage matches the amount of charisma.

>busting 8 first dart
>Manslel

>>154253263
This is why I can't play darts

I'm definitely hitting the 20 a lot more consistently but I'll hit a 12 and someone will laugh at me

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Honestly quite incredible how quickly Dross has fallen off. Set to miss both of the Matchplay and Grand Prix as it stands. Defending 80k from getting to the quarters at all of the 2024 WMP, GP & Grand Slam. Would be on the cusp of falling out the Top 32 altogether if that happened.

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>>154253288
Heard he is one of the heaviest drinkers out there. If that's true, it surely won't help, see Dimitri. Also the tax dodging affair might also have had some impact.

>>154253301

Dross, Dimi and Der Klownman always strike me as actually drunk

Gurney too

Ahahahahah holy shit darts ahahahahahah fucking darts
>so, what do you do for a living?
>i am a professional darts athlete

ahahahahahaha holy fuck i can't take it
Darts and snooker is just things you play with your mates at the pub as you're getting shitfaced
You Nigel's and you Archie's are hillarious
Fucking darts ahahahah

>>154253326
>jose de sousa in full cope mode

>>154253326
Did Peru relocate?

>>154253326
Jose taking being on the Challenge Tour well I see

>>154253339
Has earned a grand total of £100 this season alongside fellow ex-Tour Card holders Scott Baker and WDF legend Andy Baetens

Sedlacek is in the crowd lel

Evening session bump, starts in 30 minutes

>Willie hitting a 100 on 262
Irish intelligence

Brilliant display from Unterbuchner in the end, deserved winner

Clown jobbing again

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* * * CLOWN IS OFFICIALLY OUT OF THE TOP 32 * * *

I completely missed Dweeb falling out of the Top 20. Feels weird seeing him play on a Friday again.

>>154255113
Feels like in the last 6 months, every time I saw him on TV he was losing. For a while it seemed he could be a top 10 player, but this feeling has long gone.

>>154254902
Based.

D I R K
I
R
K

>this gurney performance
lmao what is he doing

>almost allowing Gurney to win
State of Lukasiak

>Springer
It's ime again for the most promising German player to barely squeeze out a win against a local nobody.

>>154256106
Thankfully this time Masino is utter shit.