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SERIE A ROUND 33
>Friday 17th April 2026
18:30 US Sassuolo 2-1 Como
20:45 Inter 3-0 Cagliari
>Saturday 18th April 2026
15:00 Udinese 0-1 Parma
18:00 Napoli 0-1 S.S. Lazio (ongoing)
20:45 AS Roma - Atalanta
>Sunday 19th April 2026
12:30 Cremonese - Torino
15:00 Hellas Verona FC - AC Milan
18:00 Pisa - FC Genoa
20:45 Juventus - Bologna
>Monday 20th April 2026
20:45 Lecce - Fiorentina
>Previous:
>>154225757
Reminder to keep it schizo, do NOT take your meds, drink a lot of water, visit your local brothel and stay Hummus-pilled.
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miss him
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>>154266678
t. Alan Wake
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>raging retard
>flaming bbilanista cringelord
>relentless baitposting
It moved to Denmark, it's not even subtle with both flags having a white cross on a red background
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>>154266678
what did he ever do to you?
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Zaccagni cancelled Cancellieri's second goal.
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At least try to get it somewhere near the corners...
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napoli are throwing it away against sarri cos they want him to replace gonde who goes to nt
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Half-time.
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0 points lost to Nabule
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Zingaro-on-Zingaro violence.
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This is an ILLEGAL war on Mordor. We’re told Sauron “poses an existential threat,” yet somehow this involves sending hobbits 1,500 miles to a volcano. Regime change in Mordor will only create a power vacuum filled by worse orcs, maybe even Uruk-hai. Sauron is bad, sure. But is he “march to Mount Doom” bad? Meanwhile second breakfast is underfunded. Tell me again how this puts the Shire first?
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Wtf, you saved it!
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Was leaving basic out of the squad a galaxy brain move by sarri? He already knew the squad was thin and injury were inevitable. He knew that basic is pretty much zingaro Veron but needed an extra push to fulfill his calcio destiny.
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cunnu
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Hysaj mentioned
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Hysaj is out of contract
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+12
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Gila>Bremerd
Goodnight
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>face mogged
>frame mogged
>height mogged
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forgot pic
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>>154269075
Palhinha, nothing flashy but useful once you have to lock a game down. Also Simons would destroy Serie A but I cannot prove it.
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Conceding to Atalanta? Wouldn't happen to MY team
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>>154269404
Muharemovic can be bought back for half the price, for Huijsen they should've sold him for much more but otherwise he's very meh.
Soulé is good but very inconsistent, the one and only player that this club should've kept is Barrenechea
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>>154269404
>rarting Muharemovic
Can we not?
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>>154269437
Because even if he doesn't play in a 4atb, he'd likely be a more defensively reliable LWB than Cambiaso.
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Even just getting more than pennies would have been worth it, >we sold these guys to sign the likes of Poopmeiners or Luiz
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Fresh jJ rumour batch
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>TwINgo
YAMAUCHIIIIIIIIIII YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS
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???
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A maximum of 1 point to be lost against Roma and Atalanta.
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Grim
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Successfully dodged Gnabry rumors for the upcoming summer merdato
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>>154271839
There is literally nothing wrong with living in a swamp and it’s antisemitic to say there is.
>>154271849
But Jj just had to get Vlahovic…
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>La Gazzetta dello Sport highlights on its front page that Dusan Vlahovic, who is described as having an expiring contract, is considered more than a temptation for Milan under Max Allegri. Juventus CEO Comolli has postponed the renewal of the Serbian striker until the end of the season, and Milan are reportedly ready to finance the operation with the sale of Nkunku to Juventus.
If the fat Albanian successfully dumps Nkunku on jJ I’ll never say another bad word about Albania
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Anytime I have a bad day I remember pic related and how those children died of a painful dead to cancer and I immediately feel better.
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Don't ignore this post >>154273945
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as punishment, Simeone is making his players sleep on haystacks tonight
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smell that stench
even dogs have ran
here they launch
the filthy nabuletans
oh you cholerous, quake landslide
soap on you was never ever applied
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The crystals Annekee sold me just resonated, this can only mean that Juventus plays in less than 24 hours from now
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>>154276467
Hodgkinson? More so her than the likes of Bol or Klaver despite the shared nationalities
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there's hope for the danejeet yet
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Telecom Italia illegal dossiers from the 2000s is entry level Serie A heritage.
Do you think Italian football has suddenly started to suck just because someone has forgotten how to dribble drobble or how to overcome the packing rate?
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Kek trump just said that if allegri gets a punticino against those black bvlls of verona it's the biggest miracolozzo sportivo since bonucci carrying shitaly to an euro title despite chiellini, chiesa, and other abominations in the team
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PC gaming was a mistake
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Pragmata is dead space with cunny?!
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your mind on sundays double glass of zio mimmo's homemade wine
dont drink kids
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>bbilan might end up buying kean
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let's go milan chads!
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Serie A image for this feeling?
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realistically speaking you can find better ways to spend your time
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>John Elkann has made a purchase offer for the Brazilian club Botafogo. The Brazilian club is currently subject to legal proceedings.
>If Elkann succeeds in purchasing Botafogo, Juventus will have an affiliated club for nurturing talents from South America.
Danilo, Arthur and Cabral IN
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sfinterbros...
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It was dollar’s distribution that lead to the bastoni red btw but Mo, we need to keep using him
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>all the clubs humiliated in Europe
>national team misses the World Cup for the third time in a row
>captain and most high-profile player in the national team makes one of the biggest papere of the season in an important game
There's been better years for calcio
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https://x.com/juventusfc/status/2045903904756433374/
>sat next to Opendagmata
One final insult...
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KEKW
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Kurpmeiners gole
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>3atb
>holm
>cumbiaso
>that midfield
lmao gg sborrogna I'm going to play some vidya instead of watching this shitty match
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How many xMisses for The Saboteur tonight?
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>Falcone
Huh?
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>>154289636
Van Hecke's contract is running out in the summer btw, if Senesi doesn't work out then Grimolli should go for him.
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WTF, maths are real?!?!?
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David and Openda have finally scored 10 goals combined.
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*wastes a goal for an offside*
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anti Allegri bros
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That Locatelli free kick reminded me of something
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Frocioooooo
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Frociooooo
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aaaaaaAAHHHHHHH
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Half-time legal and regulated's
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He came, he saw, he cooked
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THE ART SON
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That miss from Rowe
>Adrien Rabiot and Jonathan Rowe were involved in a violent, two-round "bar fight" in the Marseille dressing room following a 1-0 loss to Rennes in August 2025
. The brawl, described as a "street fight" by witnesses, involved an initial punch by Rabiot, a return fight, and a medical emergency where teammate Darryl Bakola fainted, leading to both players being forced out of the club
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9 goals and 8 assists this season for Muttuidi
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He's UP. It's showtime folks
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Juve squad in 2025/2026 season
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Keisuke goto to jJ
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3 points earned but I forgot on which teams
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Hirooki Goto to Jj
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>>154292609
Yes, the players might choke in front of gole 9 times out of 10 but the sideways passing has been cut in half, even with Loca on the field.
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The % are up
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About 20 times better than both managers mentioned in your post, still far from perfect and nervy at times but again, much less than under the other two mentioned. With some improvements in the squad it can get real good imo.
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Imagine owning a bottle of Miriam's sweat...
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>Do people really enjoy Spalletti's Juventus more than Tudor's or Allegri's?
not really
the collective cope is funny so maybe its more enjoyable in a strange way
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if your posts are as bad as mine the jannies will delete them for you
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Goodnight /seriea/
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Sleep tight, Jjbros
Next week (7 full days) we're visiting the zoo of the city of Milan :)
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sleep tight mashabros
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Bbilan reference?
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I saw De Ligt at a grocery store in Abkoude yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Negerzoenen in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each negerzoen and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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>dude just cross it in the box lmao
tough times lie ahead for the Vinny Italian Rating Club as word has spread that his team can't defend swinging crosses even against David and Thuram
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>Jjust points after the 33rd matchday
2025/2026: 63 (Tudor-Spalletti)
2024/2025: 59 (Motta-Tudor)
2023/2024: 64 (Allegri)
2022/2023: 63 (Allegri)
2021/2022: 63 (Allegri)
2020/2021: 66 (Pirlo)
2019/2020: 77 (Sarri)
2018/2019: 87 (Allegri)
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confession: i enjoy the 3-4-2-1
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he has an understanding of how to win in the league + good man management, allnegru and motta had only one of those things each and tudor had neither, I’ve been pleasantly surprised
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>>154299620 2nd tier general?
Just a heads up in case you guys are interested
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Anyone taking the train today?
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>According to El Nacional, Jürgen Klopp has requested a summer spending budget of $200 million (€170 million) if he becomes the new Real Madrid manager, with Juventus winger Kenan Yıldız being one of his most desired targets.
Comolli’s nkunku money is almost secured
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I meant like, he knows how to win vs the usual serie ass gaspstein man marking defenses, all the pass and move shit he does is something they don’t have an answer to yet. He could probably win the league with a decent team but he’s not getting one with Grimolli in charge
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>actually playing well and winning with fucking David and Openda as strikers
>talking about replacing him
He just extended his contract, fucking breathe some air and think about what he can do since he isn't going anywhere. If Grimolli pulls off even just 3 effective signings things can go well imo.
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Hauge could develop into a clinical striker, sell him immediately!
Tonali is the best Italian cm? Sell sell sell!
Kalulu could develop into a dependable defender? Sell him to our rivals of course.
Locatelli and pobega? Get rid of them, we don't want any Italians at our club!
What's that? The best Italian keeper? Sell him.
He's doesn't seem to care much and there's a 80 million offer from the oil state? Reject the offer.
What else?
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fair enough desu
>win the league with a decent team but he’s not getting one with Grimolli in charge
zaniolo will prove us all wrong lol
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purging squad>purging sborrletto on my priority list but lets say spalet dies or something
well fuck do you know a relatively consistent average coach that hasnt schizod out yet?
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do the tavaroli boys work for the palace or the system?
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i don’t want to know more right?
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Elden Ring's movie cast is up
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Teun
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>O me o Ranieri
gasperini putting conditions to roma kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LA3h0FXVDFg
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Cailee is being architected as we speak, this is very much a good thing.
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We VILL be there!
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I think I fell in love
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>Lorenzo Pellegrini is a transfer target for Juventus for the next summer transfer window. His contract with Roma expires on 30 June 2026, and negotiations for his renewal have not progressed, despite statements from sporting director Massara. Luciano Spalletti, the current and recently renewed coach of Juventus, reportedly wants Pellegrini in Turin for the next season. Speaking with Inside The Sport 2026, Pellegrini did not answer questions about his future but confirmed he has an excellent relationship with Spalletti.
>Giovanni Sartori has initiated contacts with the agents of Christian Comotto. Comotto is currently on loan at Spezia and is set to return to Milan when the season ends. According to Il Secolo XIX, a dry loan with Bologna is under discussion because Milan appears unwilling to lose a player described as one of the brightest talents in Italian football.
>According to Sky Germania, contact has taken place between Robert Lewandowski's agent and Juventus.
>Marco Palestra spoke about the interest from Inter, stating that he is focused only on Cagliari and will evaluate future possibilities later.
>Arsenal and Chelsea are monitoring Honest Ahanor's progress in Serie A for a potential transfer this summer. However, a transfer is considered highly improbable because, according to Nicolo Schira, Atalanta are set to offer Honest Ahanor a new contract. Atalanta aims to discourage interest from Chelsea and keep the player for at least one more season.
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>La Juventus, recentemente, si è informata su James #Trafford. Il 22enne portiere del Manchester City è desideroso di cambiare aria per trovare più spazio. I Citizens potrebbero prendere in considerazione l'idea di un prestito con opzione.
Please God this guy is good, on a low price it'd be a crazy deal
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>Digreg is fine
>wanting Vicario
Come on now
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/tv/ idea:
>The year is 2030, Italy has missed out on a 4th World Cup, and Serie A clubs no longer qualify for champions league.
>Del Piero, Maldini, Totti and Baggio realize there’s no way back to fix Italian football. However, Baggio has been in close contact with a team of scientists that have unlocked the key to time travel.
>Baggio sends Del Piero, Totti and Maldini back in time to the year 2003. Their mission is to stop Inter’s calciopolli false flag from ever occurring and destroying Italian football.
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>MARKET OPPORTUNITY: John Stones will also leave Manchester City on a free transfer in June.
>The 31-year-old defender has already been offered to Italian clubs and others abroad.
I have no opinion on this, his body is mega fucked I think so probably a bad idea but would anyone take
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https://variety.com/2026/tv/global/clarksons-farm-season-5-launch-date -june-1236725840/
>‘Clarkson’s Farm’ Sets Season 5 Launch Date for June 3
We're so back
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Also the /b/elgio rate has become like the kiss of death
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Has AI gone too far?
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Reminder that any formation that's not 4-3-3 is either some kind of boomer le epic catenaccio abomination (see 4-4-2) or some tryhard sgorbiesque guardiola bullshit. The only reason allegri uses 3-5-2 is because they somehow managed to build him a lower-eccellenza tier team that's literally unable to play 4-3-3
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Shitalians watching any comedy show without the Gialappa's Band
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Shitalians watching any comedy show without the Gialappa's Band 04/20/26(Mon)20:25:35 No.154304938▶
Mo you explain to me how I'm supposed to laugh at this when there are no crypto-juventini poorfag voiceovers constantly talking over the jokes and explaining them in a way suitable for my Meloni-voting "brain"
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Revised /tv/ idea:
Movie title: The 12 ngubus.
Plot: The year is 2030. Italy has failed to qualify for the World Cup for a fourth time. Serie A clubs no longer qualify for the Champions League. As a response FIGC has decided to go all in on foreign born players like France.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Germany, Germano downloades and installs “Calcio Simulator 2030” a strange game on Steam. He realizes there are 0 other people that have downloaded it.
Germano plays it for a bit, but grows bored after a while. All he plays is one summer window.
A few months later, when the transfer window closes in real life, he notices something peculiar: All the transfers he made in the simulator, occur in real life, even the most obscure ones.
He goes back to check the Calcio Simulator on steam but it’s gone from the store, but it’s still playable in his library. He goes on /seriea/ to talk about this weird coincidence.
One of the (You)’s warns him of the army of the 12 ngubus. Lead by schizo. Their plan goes back all the way to the early 2000’s. The plan is to completely ngubify serie a in the future. It requires several steps such as making Inter and Marotta initiate the Calciopolli scandal. Making Juve buy CR7 right before covid. Securing Maldini’s sacking and Ellliots sale of Milan to RedBird. Ensuring Thiago Motta gets sacked and Comolli hired. Making sure Del Alpi, San Siro, the Olympico and the Maradona stadium are all demolished.
Germano notices something strange in the Calcio Simulator, he can go back to previous seasons and decide the market. He tries one transfer, Zaniolo to Real Madrid in 2022. Nothing happens, he goes to bed and decides it’s all just been a coincidence. But the next day, just for fun he looks up Zaniolo on wiki, and see’s he played for Real Madrid between 2022-2025.
But he notices something else as well, strange people have started following him everywhere. He must save Calcio via the mysterious simulator, and undo the past.
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Comolli sell K Thuram NOW
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Pomme reference?
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Just thought of this, reviews drop this week, while brushing my teeth.
Sleep tight /seriea/
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>An investigation by the Guardia di Finanza has dismantled a high-end prostitution ring in Milan involving around 70 VIP clients, including footballers from Milan and Inter. The organisation, disguised as an events company based in Cinisello Balsamo, offered 'post-match packages' costing thousands of euros, including dinners, luxury hotels and 18-year-old escorts, whilst also supplying nitrous oxide to enable a high undetectable by doping tests. The investigation, which began following a complaint by a young woman, led to the arrest of four people and the seizure of €1.2 million for offences relating to the exploitation of prostitution and self-laundering, once again rocking the Milanese sporting world, already scarred by recent scandals linked to betting and organised tifo..
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