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SERIE A ROUND 33
>Friday 17th April 2026
18:30 US Sassuolo 2-1 Como
20:45 Inter 3-0 Cagliari

>Saturday 18th April 2026
15:00 Udinese 0-1 Parma
18:00 Napoli 0-1 S.S. Lazio (ongoing)
20:45 AS Roma - Atalanta

>Sunday 19th April 2026
12:30 Cremonese - Torino
15:00 Hellas Verona FC - AC Milan
18:00 Pisa - FC Genoa
20:45 Juventus - Bologna

>Monday 20th April 2026
20:45 Lecce - Fiorentina

>Previous:
>>154225757

Reminder to keep it schizo, do NOT take your meds, drink a lot of water, visit your local brothel and stay Hummus-pilled.
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Negerzoen
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negru
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nihao
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miss him
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I hate the shadows so much
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Højlund hasn't managed one successful run behind the defenders, how are all Napoli players so slow?
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>>154266678
t. Alan Wake

>>154266665
>raging retard
>flaming bbilanista cringelord
>relentless baitposting
It moved to Denmark, it's not even subtle with both flags having a white cross on a red background
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA GODO
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>>154266678
what did he ever do to you?
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am i retard or shouldnt that be red
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Cuckagni
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zacca you shite bastard, was such a shit penal
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Dafuq was that rebound shot
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>>154266766
>>154266772
>>154266812
Zaccagni cancelled Cancellieri's second goal.
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Napoli are playing trash.
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At least try to get it somewhere near the corners...
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>>154266878
cant wait till he's gone next season
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>>154266864
Chances are Cancellieri was inside the area before the kick, it's very hard to get there in time to beat the penalty taker to the ball otherwise
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If he was Brazilian he would be named sarrialdo
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Saying "Sarrinho" with an exagerated Brazilian accent is more fun that it has any right to be
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napoli are throwing it away against sarri cos they want him to replace gonde who goes to nt
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Half-time.
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Mauricio Sarrincha da Silva
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going to sauna.

cmon lazio score some golerinos
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Pedro Sborro
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https://x.com/REBHFun/status/2045502185677508611
If there's any game that should've never and I mean never had a PC release that would be Pragmata, it's too cute for the pc groypers degenerates
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oh yeah basic baby 88
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0 points lost to Nabule
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Zingaro-on-Zingaro violence.
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surely naulin becomes the starting striker after todays experiment

>spurs 1-1
heh
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Conte going on about how napoli is bad because of injuries. Gets all their guys back and are losing at home to Lazio and looking trash doing it
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This is an ILLEGAL war on Mordor. We’re told Sauron “poses an existential threat,” yet somehow this involves sending hobbits 1,500 miles to a volcano. Regime change in Mordor will only create a power vacuum filled by worse orcs, maybe even Uruk-hai. Sauron is bad, sure. But is he “march to Mount Doom” bad? Meanwhile second breakfast is underfunded. Tell me again how this puts the Shire first?

>>154267472
Wtf, you saved it!
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>>154267472
Didn't he lose 2-1 in one of those games
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If he was a cringe COD youtuber he'd be called Giovanni Malagoodo
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feels weird having a keeper strong and confident in the air
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Was leaving basic out of the squad a galaxy brain move by sarri? He already knew the squad was thin and injury were inevitable. He knew that basic is pretty much zingaro Veron but needed an extra push to fulfill his calcio destiny.
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now I want a milan and roma win and juventus loss. Keep things interesting
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cunnu
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A Lithuanian shitpost is how I find out picchia isn't a nationwide word
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>>154267658
For me, it's bernarda
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>>154267658
>mboffa
ah yes the new udinese signing
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>>154267658
>bregna :DDD
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Whats Napoli's fucking problem
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>>154267735
how much money did you lose?
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HYSAJ??????????
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Hysaj mentioned
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lazzari is fast but made of glass
hopefully they will sell him to cremonese
Pedraza will join in the end so all good
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back

yess cmon laziooo
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Are Inter officially champions now?
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This Alisson lad smells like brazilian fraud
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sell hysaj (if you can)
sell gigot
sell zaccagni (if good money arrives)
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>>154267920
+9 atm so will take few more games. depends on how hard nabul and bbilan choke their games too
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>>154267938
Hysaj is out of contract
>>154267947
+12
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>>154267978
bbilan can catch up a little. yeah nabuls is +12
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>>154267978
Basic needs renewal
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>>154268024
bbilan is 24 points behind
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nuno has really improved defensively, motta may as well have not turned up it was that easy. could and should've scored 2 or 3 more
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>>154268059
based
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>>154267947
There are like 5 games left so they only need 1 win right? With Napoli dropping so many points
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>>154268080
who will start nuno or pedraza next season
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nice job lazio.
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If Lazio plays like this next season even without a mercato they can comfortably compete for the scudetto
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>>154268115
nuno LB and floriani RB
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>>154268132
some director just said team is not build for sarri yet
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I like Cancellieri more because he is pacey and physical unlike Isaksen which is good with dribbling and long shots but weak minded
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>>154268174
and? sarri won a scudetto with the worst juve ever seen with a 12 points advantage before they lost them all in the final post scudetto games
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>>154268219
*used a bioweapon to stop a dominant Lazio*
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>>154268219
there was gobbi refball there
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Gila>Bremerd
Goodnight
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>>154268244
There always was, they even killed Scirea because he felt bad and wanted to expose Israel and Elkann in 1982
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>>154268138
floriani lol
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>>154268288
Yeah bring back the father, rape is not a crime
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>>154268288
fenomeno with sarri like basic
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>>154268331
Have you installed some spicy Pragmata mods yet
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>>154268354
I don't think there is rn
sherry mods are great tho
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If you had the chance to, would you run over a billion stray dogs with no repercussions
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it's so childish to deform names adding shit piss poop gay grim etc in them yes so fun
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>>154268442
black, chinese, indian, nafri, arab behaviour
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>>154268442
id eliminate every domestic dog sincerely and make owning a dog a crime
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>>154268505
Those eat dogs, I just want to kill them. I stumbled on a /v/ gore video with a german shepard getting tortured and I almost jizzed my pants lol
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>>154268514
What about cats?
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>>154268526
yeah but what does that have to do with dogs
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Ban all dogs except the German ones.
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>face mogged
>frame mogged
>height mogged

oof
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>>154268545
id make a limit of owning max 1 cat per family
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>>154268825
>face dogged
>frame dogged
>height dogged

roof
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New sfinter donatore : Michele d’Aldobrandini Rothschild
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Schizokino
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>>154268906
3-defenders scheme literally death sentenced footy
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>>154268906
name me a better Serie A midfield than Roma's
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>>154268947
The /seriea/ schizo and his personalities
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>>154268947
grimstante makes me very angry
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oof, a finnish dude died in a severe crash at Nurburgring
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>>154268947
jj next season
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>>154269027
forgot pic
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what player would you poach from relegating Tottenham?
apart from the obvious Muani
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>>154269043
Bigger crash out than an Allegri team in april
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Riomma :(
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>>154269075
pedro sborro or simmons (was linked to lazio a few years back)
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>>154269075
Palhinha, nothing flashy but useful once you have to lock a game down. Also Simons would destroy Serie A but I cannot prove it.
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>>154269075
Van De Ven and Romero, put them both in Inter, and all of their reliability issues are magically solved.
:)
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i think atalanta has the edge here. they know gasp system by heart
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>obvious Muani
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KWAB
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gud shot
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a very ciro-like gol
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>>154269140
i dont think they own him
>ynr udogie
i have visions of grim mercato news
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Conceding to Atalanta? Wouldn't happen to MY team
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>>154269075
Udoggy (desperate need of a LB) and maybe like a Van der Ven or Porro
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A non-manlet GK would have saved it
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>>154269305
this is classy actually
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soule is so gud. rube was mad giving away so many quality players
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>>154269343
name all the quality players
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Which TD was it again that sold off all the Next-Gen talento's for peanuts? Soule, Huijsen etc.
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>>154269373
Huijsen, Muharemovic and Soulè could have all been good for the team desu. Can't even lie, >we were fucking retarded by giving away so many young players for disappointing signings.
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Did I tell you people about the time YouTube suggested a really lewd Italian song to me? I couldn't believe my ears, and when I checked to see when the song was made it was very old.
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>>154269290
wjy would you need a LB if serieass game downgraded to a 3 CBs shitfest?
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>>154269404
Muharemovic can be bought back for half the price, for Huijsen they should've sold him for much more but otherwise he's very meh.
Soulé is good but very inconsistent, the one and only player that this club should've kept is Barrenechea
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>>154269404
>rarting Muharemovic
Can we not?
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bretty gud dried meat
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>>154269140
lmao I now remember the Kevin Danso schizophrenia
Thanks Grimtoli
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>Missing that
My estimation of Marlen as a striker has just plumitted
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Malen Brando
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>>154269437
Because even if he doesn't play in a 4atb, he'd likely be a more defensively reliable LWB than Cambiaso.
>>154269447
>>154269454
Even just getting more than pennies would have been worth it, >we sold these guys to sign the likes of Poopmeiners or Luiz
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>>154269521
He fucked up on Brighton's equalizer and probably doomed Doddenham to relegation
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>malen
>meme sharawy
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>>154269454
This is what happens when you watch jjs defence
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how much would gulu cost lol
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OpendArknights: Endfield

>>154269636
2 ACLcoins
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entertaining game so far
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Back when pioli was coaching Milan the seriea was the best league in the world entertainment wise
Now everything is tainted
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LAUGH AT GASPARCINI HAHAHAHAHHA
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golazo
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very nice gole
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very gud calcio whole half
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Fresh jJ rumour batch
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Jj xisters, svrely you can still catch up to Sprinter
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Jokic chuds already losing
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A Bosnian post about Juventus?
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malen very hungry for goal. shoots every chance

big waste from roma that header.
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>TwINgo
YAMAUCHIIIIIIIIIII YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS
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more defensive now
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>tsimikas again
Seriously what the fuck happened to little angelo
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>>154271203
I read he was infected with some flesh-eating amoeba and lost like 16kg of muscle mass
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>>154270302
grimaldo
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???
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>>154271420
i need translations
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cristante 12.4 km run. impressive
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>>154271516
He's elite
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A maximum of 1 point to be lost against Roma and Atalanta.
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>>154270302
>Darwin Nuñez
This dude has been hot dogshit since he left Benfica, he'd be even more allergic to scoring than Openda
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both were happy with point. first half was kino
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>>154271637
Yeah I'm sure they are, if jewe wins tomorrow they will be +6 on riommetta and +9 on bricklayers
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A sfinterista with 0 IQ? You're telling me for the first time
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Grim
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>>154271741
i hope they lose tommorrow now kek

then its +1 for both teams
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Successfully dodged Gnabry rumors for the upcoming summer merdato
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>>154271741
What living in swamps and bathing with all sorts of magical forest creatures does to a mf
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Alvarez is an insane player
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>>154271773
+4 when you count the moral points
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>>154271849
Yeah but Openda clearly looks worthy half of his pricetag
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>>154271839
There is literally nothing wrong with living in a swamp and it’s antisemitic to say there is.

>>154271849
But Jj just had to get Vlahovic…
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>>154271925
could be bad if it goes -2. then its one loss away from surpasso
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inter and lazio won. good gior so far
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>>154272165
How do you feel about Orban losing in favor of the other commie
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>>154271849
Needs to move to the north east
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>La Gazzetta dello Sport highlights on its front page that Dusan Vlahovic, who is described as having an expiring contract, is considered more than a temptation for Milan under Max Allegri. Juventus CEO Comolli has postponed the renewal of the Serbian striker until the end of the season, and Milan are reportedly ready to finance the operation with the sale of Nkunku to Juventus.

If the fat Albanian successfully dumps Nkunku on jJ I’ll never say another bad word about Albania
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>>154273208
Literally why would Jj want Nkunku lmfao
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>>154273208
Imagine if it's a Yildiz Nkunku swap imagine the melt here like seriously imagine
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>>154273480
>Black
>French
Comolli’s type if Kolo Yutani goes elsewhere
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>>154273540
Gazzetta says Comolli is ready to offer 45n
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>falling for such an easy bait
Why are Jj retard like this
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>€11,5m/y
>have to sell at €30m ore more to avoid minusvalenza (€38m on a 5y contract)
Good luck selling that lole
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Anytime I have a bad day I remember pic related and how those children died of a painful dead to cancer and I immediately feel better.
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>>154273778
In this case the correct term for the financial transaction would be Minushabensa
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>Lois Openda will cost Jj 92M over 5y
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>>154273960
>>154273981
Don't ignore this post >>154273945
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>local nabulefag mad af
yep, sounds like gonde should ask bresident de laurendiis for more bremier league rejects or he quids :DDD
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>>154273996
>18.5 M/y for a benchwarmer
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New Simerdone choke is up, let me check his DNA real quick
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/seriea/ consensus on basque independence?
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>>154274229
The PS3 of wannabe independent nations
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>>154274229
you dropped your kippah dukkio
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as punishment, Simeone is making his players sleep on haystacks tonight
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>>154274229
I rate Oyarzabal for all it's worth
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>>154274319
He made me shit myself during that Euro 2020 match with that missed header so no
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>>154274290
t. Vlaams Belang voter
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Amplifico mufa
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Vlaams Noalang
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Vlachs Belang
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>>154274337
would be odd to mock melonvoters and others who fell for it again only to vote for Vlaams belang wouldnt it
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>>154273945
DO
NOT
IGNORE
THIS
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smell that stench
even dogs have ran
here they launch
the filthy nabuletans
oh you cholerous, quake landslide
soap on you was never ever applied
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>>154274607
Well you tell me, are VB voters known for their ideological consistency?

They could be rating Douglas Luiz one minute and shit on Kalulu the next for all we know
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>>154274808
Duccio there isn't only one Belgio, I'm the one who rated Luiz and he's the one who hates Kalulu (has been hating him for a damn while too kek)
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>>154274833
wtf youre supposed to keep it a secret/ hide it
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>>154274833
Please understand, the current Duccio (nèe Ihattaren) has yet to grasp it
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If a top 4 team loses to a relegation candidate there should be a lottery wheen spin which would allow the two teams to swap places in the standings
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>>154275609
if the intention is to turn calcio into a more amateurish circus where the incompetent idiot becomes a trisomic force to be reckoned with, all you have to do is unveil new TelecomItalia wiretaps
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The crystals Annekee sold me just resonated, this can only mean that Juventus plays in less than 24 hours from now
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>>154275939
that's obviously post-surgery matthijs
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That film where Scarlett Johansson leads unsuspecting men into that black space and skins them but it's Annekee
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>>154275939
can't figure out which middle distance runner with a sunbraised face she resembles, but it's definitely blonde Amedeo Minghi showing up at Sanremo contrary to customary modesty
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>>154276467
Hodgkinson? More so her than the likes of Bol or Klaver despite the shared nationalities
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I did not know this lol
>https://youtube.com/shorts/lz8raIF9zQY?si=CGBgaF6jitbzFWvo
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>>154280454
there's hope for the danejeet yet
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>>154275685
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>>154280454
Should the bible be used to predict serie ass results
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>>154281620
Telecom Italia illegal dossiers from the 2000s is entry level Serie A heritage.
Do you think Italian football has suddenly started to suck just because someone has forgotten how to dribble drobble or how to overcome the packing rate?
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>>154281319
The one behind the touchmine account on X?
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No... no, don't tell me it's happening tonight...
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>Kalulu 2029 is almost up
t. Tuttosborrt
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Zingaro thinks he deserves more money than the n10 who actually played and performed?
id let him go and give the ammount he asks to lewa instead just out of spite
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>>154275685
No intention is to relegate bbilan after they lose to verona but feel free to project your jealousy of Inter and lack of skill onto my post
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Can he save the Italian calcio team?
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>>154282303
no one has ever envied your club neither in the past nor since the San Luca committee took over, scum rat
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Kek trump just said that if allegri gets a punticino against those black bvlls of verona it's the biggest miracolozzo sportivo since bonucci carrying shitaly to an euro title despite chiellini, chiesa, and other abominations in the team
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Bonucci scored an offside goal and celebrated. This is your example of bbilanismo.
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/seriea/? more like /welovestickingthingsintoourasses/ HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH
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PC gaming was a mistake
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>>154282674
Muskiest and smelliest Lazio fan thinks this is very funny
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>>154282681
The number of likes matches the total number of Lazio's season tickets sold too
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15 minute gaming cities
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word on the street is that there's calcio going on right now
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>>154282421
Him and Yan Diomande are platinum tier /americantalents/
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>>154282421
Upon witnessing the bunch of morons who run the national team, he'd rather flee Italy just as his parents did long ago
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>>154282827
How do you get the black like matter flag?
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https://x.com/segnosempre/status/2045772514203189427
He's right but riommers will seethe about it
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love when guys are named Opoku, Odoku, shit like that, any Oku is a good guy in my book
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The silverback poorfag
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For me, it's Simone Lottici Tessadri
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Ndo cazz'è Lina Solopoku
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Lina Seppuku
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Can't decide if pinguini tattici nucleari are richbvll or poorfag
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Pragmata is dead space with cunny?!
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>>154283267
Is that Alcaraz
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>>154283267
Alcaraz bussin' that 'cut fr fr
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>>154282524
>>154282568
>>154282642
your mind on sundays double glass of zio mimmo's homemade wine
dont drink kids
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>bbilan might end up buying kean
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The annualized cost of openda and david you ask? that comes just short of 36m per year
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let's go milan chads!
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Okupenda
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>>154283700
what a travesty
we need Agnelli back on the board asap
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i will miss verona fras
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Serie A image for this feeling?
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Veronique is moist today. I wonder if she bothers bbilan as much as she complained at Jj.
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If Milan wins this, they will win the scudetto.
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Jordan Sborrdela claming victory any day now in milano
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(Amplificate mufa pls)
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Leao assist will trick them into giving this lazy grifter one more year to figure things out
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>>154284445
he's too important to the city's fashion week anyway to be let go without a second thought
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>one giant slush fund to turn up with er tegame as De Scoglio's heir
It sure was worth it
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palestriglio
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>>154284395
dunno someone said bbilan is 24 points behind inter
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Trash
We are stuck with Shitlegri
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A very Allegrian result
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realistically speaking you can find better ways to spend your time
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>Allegri threw the Udine game to make people stop demanding the 4-3-3 because he knew top 4 was safe
A genius
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>>154285193
not just the top4 but the scudetto itself
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>>154284279
Is that Javier milei and eduardo elsztain?
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>John Elkann has made a purchase offer for the Brazilian club Botafogo. The Brazilian club is currently subject to legal proceedings.
>If Elkann succeeds in purchasing Botafogo, Juventus will have an affiliated club for nurturing talents from South America.
Danilo, Arthur and Cabral IN
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man late season seire A is depressing, kinda has a decrepit feeling
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>>154285487
it's why playoffs actually make the most sense
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Allegri won.
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sfinterbros...
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La Cherka
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>donnaruma
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how many more years before paperumma becomes elite?
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>Donnarumma
Unironically worse than Carnesecchi, shouldn't start for Italy
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>Pep gives a shitalian player a chance (Mo, he’s the phenomenon of our generation. World class guranteed)
>The shitalian shits the bed and leaks goals like some U12 third team elementary school goalkeeper
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>>154286262
He's a good shot stopper but with his feet he barely knows how to make a pass lmfao, Pep is a complete retard for not playing Trafford
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Esterno di difesa contro le Arti Oscure
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>>154286163
>>154286290
It was dollar’s distribution that lead to the bastoni red btw but Mo, we need to keep using him
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Terzino Ferro
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>all the clubs humiliated in Europe
>national team misses the World Cup for the third time in a row
>captain and most high-profile player in the national team makes one of the biggest papere of the season in an important game
There's been better years for calcio
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https://x.com/juventusfc/status/2045903904756433374/
>sat next to Opendagmata
One final insult...
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haaland to jJ
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>>154287641
Swap with a Botafogo gigatalento that Elkann will bring to Jj for 20 keanbucks
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dollar redeemed
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I was told that Bernardo Silva was washed
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based ameriGOD killing children
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KEKW
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Kurpmeiners gole
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>3atb
>holm
>cumbiaso
>that midfield
lmao gg sborrogna I'm going to play some vidya instead of watching this shitty match
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>>154289288
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>>154289288
Zingarova wins it as a supersub
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>>154289306
Based Snowrunner GOD
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>>154288942
I get it the soldier represents wiretaps and the sculpture [redacted]
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if >we somehow manage to get Colombo to end the season in double digits goals >we deserve a monetary prize.
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How many xMisses for The Saboteur tonight?
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>Falcone
Huh?
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>>154289636
I assume that this is attempted because no fucking way he actually has a good percentage of successful progressive passes lmfao
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>>154289636
Van Hecke's contract is running out in the summer btw, if Senesi doesn't work out then Grimolli should go for him.
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progressive passes in the new expected assists
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Poop done, calcio time
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Half-Life 2 level RavenHolm
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Mathematically speaking, David is bound to score a goal eventually, right
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>>154290203
α ≡ (√3 / π•2) √ξ″(γ1) (1 + √3 / (π•γ1)) = 0.007300225192
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Boipucci spotted
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RIP Manninger
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Damn that was a good tribute I think
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Kelly with an hypothetical pre-assist!
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>>154290203
Well
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>>154290203
>>154290210
WTF, maths are real?!?!?
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YUVE
YUVE
YUVE
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>>154290203
Statisticians would NEVER!
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italiano moment
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David and Openda have finally scored 10 goals combined.
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*wastes a goal for an offside*
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>kalulu has been so consistent this season, deserves an extension
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anti Allegri bros
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>>154290510
Locatelli will top this stat, eventually
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>>154290477
Just heard a very loud "Amai zeg! Nee maar, 't is toch niet waar?!" from the direction of Antwerp
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>>154290557
>'t
What could they be possibly be shortening?!
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David moves like a truck riding through the Chilean mountains, make him drop weight or something
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>
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>>154290647
Give him a brain and he's better than Yamal
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>>154290609
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>>154290647
Conceicao moreira swap when
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Comholmi
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That Locatelli free kick reminded me of something
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Has the "Holm O'Driscoll" meme been made yet?
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holm alone
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I hope Holmcastle isn't that injury prone because he's been really solid thus far
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Frocioooooo
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Holm was about to score a worldie, if Spalletti manages to make this team score its chances and go for 90 minutes I swear
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Frociooooo
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Anzi gobbazzo del cazzo.
Tagliato.
Amputato.
Ebreo proprio.
Jewentus.
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How the fuck did he not control a ball like that lmao
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aaaaaaAAHHHHHHH
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FFS just score
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>>154291030
This team is gonna make me lose my sanity, I fucking swear
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>>154291053
Just you wait until Openda's second half performance
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>>154291067
Playing like Bayern but with the finishing of Lakaka in that CL final, so close to being good ffs
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Half-time legal and regulated's
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Half-time Claireposting
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>>154290981
come watch your spawn kick a ball about
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Bit sleepy, we need Openda
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He came, he saw, he cooked
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THE ART SON
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Most dangerous lead is active
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>only the black players did the celebration
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>>154291752
Comolli is working on getting rid of the rest
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>>154291782
>Comolli is working
>>>/x/
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That miss from Rowe

>Adrien Rabiot and Jonathan Rowe were involved in a violent, two-round "bar fight" in the Marseille dressing room following a 1-0 loss to Rennes in August 2025
. The brawl, described as a "street fight" by witnesses, involved an initial punch by Rabiot, a return fight, and a medical emergency where teammate Darryl Bakola fainted, leading to both players being forced out of the club
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Conceicao is truly the Crimson Desert of our players
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>>154291859
>22-year-old AUSTRIAN defender Samson Baidoo
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Extremely dummy rare Zingarova appearance!
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>>154291953
That's a pretty good description of him desu
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9 goals and 8 assists this season for Muttuidi
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>De Ligt cutting his dick off
huh
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Yildiz with this haircut starts to look like a sexless grandma
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>>154292219
I'm baffled by how many people don't realize it's a copypasta lmao
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He's UP. It's showtime folks
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>>154292260
I for one didn't, kek
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Burn a disci....
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Juve squad in 2025/2026 season
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Keisuke goto to jJ
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Zingarova I'm trying to shill you brother but you have to make an effort
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>>154292415
Go to where?
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3 points earned but I forgot on which teams
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>>154292415
Hirooki Goto to Jj
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Do people really enjoy Spalletti's Juventus more than Tudor's or Allegri's? It's all talk and no substance it's not cynical it's all for the show
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>>154292609
I'd rather watch darts than Juve matches lately to be honest
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>>154292609
>Tudor's
I mean...
>Allegri's
Yes
Watching that shit felt like labour
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>>154292660
As it should be. What's the fun of watching tiki taka
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Montella is at /clebbe/
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Xenoverse 3 is up
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>>154292609
Yes, the players might choke in front of gole 9 times out of 10 but the sideways passing has been cut in half, even with Loca on the field.
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>>154292701
still better than all*griball though
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The % are up
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>>154292609
About 20 times better than both managers mentioned in your post, still far from perfect and nervy at times but again, much less than under the other two mentioned. With some improvements in the squad it can get real good imo.
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Pipi is selfish and doesn't like it when Ugabuga overlaps
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>>154292748
He's incredibly sweaty, almost Miriam tier
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>>154292828
Spalletti goes against the hard working dna of Juventus. Lippi won with catenaccio, Trapattoni won with catenaccio none of this sexy football bullshit
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>Lippi
>catenaccio
Twitter was a mistake
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Imagine owning a bottle of Miriam's sweat...
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G R I M
R
I
M
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>>154293221
Don't worry the winning streak starts next year, surely fra
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Anyway how do you go about deleting a post?
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Paris Saint-Germain 1 - 2 Lyon

:)
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>>154292609
>Do people really enjoy Spalletti's Juventus more than Tudor's or Allegri's?
not really
the collective cope is funny so maybe its more enjoyable in a strange way
>>154293356
if your posts are as bad as mine the jannies will delete them for you
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>>154293514
Do you agree with me that Allegriball >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tiki taka ball
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Goodnight /seriea/
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Sleep tight, Jjbros
Next week (7 full days) we're visiting the zoo of the city of Milan :)
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>>154294072
Bbilan reference?
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>>154294100
kek
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There’s no way the de ligt being a tranny rumours are true, but that begs the question who created the rumour and why?
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>>154294496
Anon it's a copypasta
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>>154294824
Too difficult to understand for the danejeet, dumb it down a bit more
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I saw De Ligt at a grocery store in Abkoude yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Negerzoenen in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each negerzoen and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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>>154295259
trains is hard job.
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>>154290430
>>154291841
>dude just cross it in the box lmao
tough times lie ahead for the Vinny Italian Rating Club as word has spread that his team can't defend swinging crosses even against David and Thuram
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>bench dildiz
>win
Hmmm
>>154294072
Imagine what an absolute nightmare of a wife she is
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>Jjust points after the 33rd matchday
2025/2026: 63 (Tudor-Spalletti)
2024/2025: 59 (Motta-Tudor)
2023/2024: 64 (Allegri)
2022/2023: 63 (Allegri)
2021/2022: 63 (Allegri)
2020/2021: 66 (Pirlo)
2019/2020: 77 (Sarri)
2018/2019: 87 (Allegri)
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I miss Gaining-Hours-On-Belgio-posting sometimes
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serie a would benefit greatly from explaining how calcio works through the use of pidgin
a large portion of the audience from rome and southward seems completely oblivious to the basics
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>>154297765
Not a foul, his aura clearly gets the ball
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confession: i enjoy the 3-4-2-1
>>154292609
he has an understanding of how to win in the league + good man management, allnegru and motta had only one of those things each and tudor had neither, I’ve been pleasantly surprised
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>>154299620 2nd tier general?

Just a heads up in case you guys are interested

>>154266543
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>>154299659
This is already a second tier general
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Anyone taking the train today?
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>>154300122
Nihao
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>According to El Nacional, Jürgen Klopp has requested a summer spending budget of $200 million (€170 million) if he becomes the new Real Madrid manager, with Juventus winger Kenan Yıldız being one of his most desired targets.

Comolli’s nkunku money is almost secured
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Golazo dildiz
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Today we're getting a MASSIVE mercato rumor
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Amplifico mufa
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Spalletti should find some random gypsy in the city centre, put him in a Zhegrova kit and see if anybody notices a difference
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>>154301321
I'm so disappointed man, thought he could do well but the dude doesn't even try
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I don't understand why clubs always feel the need to buy and sell a bunch of players all the time
Just sell the really bad ones and promote the young players from the b team
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>>154299389
>he has an understanding of how to win in the league
i wouldnt call a guy who had a million attempts and needed everybody around him to kys themself to win a league expert desu
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>>154301519
I meant like, he knows how to win vs the usual serie ass gaspstein man marking defenses, all the pass and move shit he does is something they don’t have an answer to yet. He could probably win the league with a decent team but he’s not getting one with Grimolli in charge
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>>154301519
So, say >we fire Spalletti for some reason. Who would you replace him with that is more experienced and can improve this squad?
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>actually playing well and winning with fucking David and Openda as strikers
>talking about replacing him
He just extended his contract, fucking breathe some air and think about what he can do since he isn't going anywhere. If Grimolli pulls off even just 3 effective signings things can go well imo.
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>>154301519
His first stint at Roma was quite extraordinary tbqh and should have resulted in at least one league title, but it didn’t happen because the Tavaroli boys felt the need to settle a score
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Hauge could develop into a clinical striker, sell him immediately!
Tonali is the best Italian cm? Sell sell sell!
Kalulu could develop into a dependable defender? Sell him to our rivals of course.
Locatelli and pobega? Get rid of them, we don't want any Italians at our club!
What's that? The best Italian keeper? Sell him.
He's doesn't seem to care much and there's a 80 million offer from the oil state? Reject the offer.

What else?
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Whassup covo di juventini
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>>154301618
at least the overpriced jackets are attracting intelligent customers
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I cried reading Palantir's manifesto, I hope Meloni lets them build all the IT infrastructure in Italy
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>>154301582
>Tavaroli boys
kek, added to my repertoire
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me in the back
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>>154301934
Why isn't he (you*) getting ghosted ahah
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>>154301543
fair enough desu
>win the league with a decent team but he’s not getting one with Grimolli in charge
zaniolo will prove us all wrong lol
>>154301549
purging squad>purging sborrletto on my priority list but lets say spalet dies or something
well fuck do you know a relatively consistent average coach that hasnt schizod out yet?
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>>154301582
do the tavaroli boys work for the palace or the system?
>>154301833
i don’t want to know more right?
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Palantir a ggir
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Elden Ring's movie cast is up
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>>154301993
Mercato looking intrasting
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>>154301993
who's the big tittied goddess that will star as Marika
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>>154302003
Teun
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>O me o Ranieri
gasperini putting conditions to roma kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LA3h0FXVDFg
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>>154301993
Cailee is being architected as we speak, this is very much a good thing.
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We VILL be there!
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calcetto soon.
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>>154302578
>>154302879
I think I fell in love
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>Smantellato giro di escort di lusso a Milano: coinvolti diversi calciatori di Serie A
Already drained the talent out of Zingaro and now they probably did it with my boy Zingarovingz too, these damn succubi
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>Lorenzo Pellegrini is a transfer target for Juventus for the next summer transfer window. His contract with Roma expires on 30 June 2026, and negotiations for his renewal have not progressed, despite statements from sporting director Massara. Luciano Spalletti, the current and recently renewed coach of Juventus, reportedly wants Pellegrini in Turin for the next season. Speaking with Inside The Sport 2026, Pellegrini did not answer questions about his future but confirmed he has an excellent relationship with Spalletti.

>Giovanni Sartori has initiated contacts with the agents of Christian Comotto. Comotto is currently on loan at Spezia and is set to return to Milan when the season ends. According to Il Secolo XIX, a dry loan with Bologna is under discussion because Milan appears unwilling to lose a player described as one of the brightest talents in Italian football.

>According to Sky Germania, contact has taken place between Robert Lewandowski's agent and Juventus.

>Marco Palestra spoke about the interest from Inter, stating that he is focused only on Cagliari and will evaluate future possibilities later.

>Arsenal and Chelsea are monitoring Honest Ahanor's progress in Serie A for a potential transfer this summer. However, a transfer is considered highly improbable because, according to Nicolo Schira, Atalanta are set to offer Honest Ahanor a new contract. Atalanta aims to discourage interest from Chelsea and keep the player for at least one more season.
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>Jn4th4n D4vd Charged With Murder in Death of Teen Girl Celeste Rivas
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>>Lorenzo Pellegrini is a transfer target for Juventus
And I instantly close /seriea/ and pretend I didn't read anything
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Heave ho! The Bianconeri go
With signings lost at sea
We paid the gold, but lost the soul
In this cursed mercato spree
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da fug are these viola kits
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Belgio #2 would've rated Yan Couto
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>La Juventus, recentemente, si è informata su James #Trafford. Il 22enne portiere del Manchester City è desideroso di cambiare aria per trovare più spazio. I Citizens potrebbero prendere in considerazione l'idea di un prestito con opzione.
Please God this guy is good, on a low price it'd be a crazy deal
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>>154304145
There is zero way in hell that a Premtard AND a Brit at that will cost that little, even considering he's a relegated 2nd goalie
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>>154304168
My only hope would be him forcing a move out because he's been seemingly fucking pissed that Donnarumma took the 1st choice spot
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>>154304145
Digreg is fine
we could poach Vicario
we could try swap Carnesecchi
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ynr harrison
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>>154304355
Vicario is absolutely dogshit and about three times worse than Trafford, I love Dried Meat but realistically >we aren't getting him that easily. I don't hate DiGre but I'd prefer a taller keeper.
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>>154304145
sounds like a player arsenal will buy for 60m
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>Digreg is fine
>wanting Vicario
Come on now
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>>154304381
They already got Raya who's Spanish and play under a Spanish manager
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/tv/ idea:

>The year is 2030, Italy has missed out on a 4th World Cup, and Serie A clubs no longer qualify for champions league.

>Del Piero, Maldini, Totti and Baggio realize there’s no way back to fix Italian football. However, Baggio has been in close contact with a team of scientists that have unlocked the key to time travel.

>Baggio sends Del Piero, Totti and Maldini back in time to the year 2003. Their mission is to stop Inter’s calciopolli false flag from ever occurring and destroying Italian football.
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>MARKET OPPORTUNITY: John Stones will also leave Manchester City on a free transfer in June.
>The 31-year-old defender has already been offered to Italian clubs and others abroad.
I have no opinion on this, his body is mega fucked I think so probably a bad idea but would anyone take
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https://variety.com/2026/tv/global/clarksons-farm-season-5-launch-date-june-1236725840/
>‘Clarkson’s Farm’ Sets Season 5 Launch Date for June 3
We're so back
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'tioned
Also the /b/elgio rate has become like the kiss of death
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>>154304557
I'd want to say that you're wrong but kind of aren't
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A scheme that might just be crazy enough to work: Develop a game called "Calcio Simulator 2026" and trick Germano into playing it but actually anything he does gets enacted in real life.
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Germano could fulfill the Neymar to jJ destiny
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Has AI gone too far?
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>>154304626
Do you and Belgio #1 live like in a parallel universe where it's still 2019?
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Reminder that any formation that's not 4-3-3 is either some kind of boomer le epic catenaccio abomination (see 4-4-2) or some tryhard sgorbiesque guardiola bullshit. The only reason allegri uses 3-5-2 is because they somehow managed to build him a lower-eccellenza tier team that's literally unable to play 4-3-3
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Mo you explain to me how I'm supposed to laugh at this when there are no crypto-juventini poorfag voiceovers constantly talking over the jokes and explaining them in a way suitable for my Meloni-voting "brain"
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Btw hes married, bar is this low fras
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Revised /tv/ idea:

Movie title: The 12 ngubus.

Plot: The year is 2030. Italy has failed to qualify for the World Cup for a fourth time. Serie A clubs no longer qualify for the Champions League. As a response FIGC has decided to go all in on foreign born players like France.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Germany, Germano downloades and installs “Calcio Simulator 2030” a strange game on Steam. He realizes there are 0 other people that have downloaded it.

Germano plays it for a bit, but grows bored after a while. All he plays is one summer window.

A few months later, when the transfer window closes in real life, he notices something peculiar: All the transfers he made in the simulator, occur in real life, even the most obscure ones.

He goes back to check the Calcio Simulator on steam but it’s gone from the store, but it’s still playable in his library. He goes on /seriea/ to talk about this weird coincidence.

One of the (You)’s warns him of the army of the 12 ngubus. Lead by schizo. Their plan goes back all the way to the early 2000’s. The plan is to completely ngubify serie a in the future. It requires several steps such as making Inter and Marotta initiate the Calciopolli scandal. Making Juve buy CR7 right before covid. Securing Maldini’s sacking and Ellliots sale of Milan to RedBird. Ensuring Thiago Motta gets sacked and Comolli hired. Making sure Del Alpi, San Siro, the Olympico and the Maradona stadium are all demolished.

Germano notices something strange in the Calcio Simulator, he can go back to previous seasons and decide the market. He tries one transfer, Zaniolo to Real Madrid in 2022. Nothing happens, he goes to bed and decides it’s all just been a coincidence. But the next day, just for fun he looks up Zaniolo on wiki, and see’s he played for Real Madrid between 2022-2025.

But he notices something else as well, strange people have started following him everywhere. He must save Calcio via the mysterious simulator, and undo the past.
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Comolli sell K Thuram NOW
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>>154305605
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John Ternanus to become Apple's next CEO
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>>154305903
Pomme reference?
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????
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Pioli Kutsuna
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>>154306132
Wtf, that's that Far Cry 3 definition of insanity dude
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Just thought of this, reviews drop this week, while brushing my teeth.

Sleep tight /seriea/
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Another churlish indian
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>>154304457
>Baggio misses the target and sends them to 1993 instead.
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The fruilian slip
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nico paz regen is up
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Uma Musume x Jj collab up soon
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>An investigation by the Guardia di Finanza has dismantled a high-end prostitution ring in Milan involving around 70 VIP clients, including footballers from Milan and Inter. The organisation, disguised as an events company based in Cinisello Balsamo, offered 'post-match packages' costing thousands of euros, including dinners, luxury hotels and 18-year-old escorts, whilst also supplying nitrous oxide to enable a high undetectable by doping tests. The investigation, which began following a complaint by a young woman, led to the arrest of four people and the seizure of €1.2 million for offences relating to the exploitation of prostitution and self-laundering, once again rocking the Milanese sporting world, already scarred by recent scandals linked to betting and organised tifo..
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>>154306132
Buongiorno, Adopo?
Nonso, Thiaw!
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>>154312900
>including footballers from Milan and Inter
they can just say Thuram and Nkunku
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>Mendes is using Bernardo to run the Antonio Silva scam on >us
you’d think buying the dwarf and shamwow mario was enough
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>>154313037
mario >> sherlock holm swap doe
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Dybala and Icardi to bbilan this summer, you heard it here first
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