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>>154285419
OUR MO

im dun

well at least spuds' chance of going down stays

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GOAT shit
low iq customers wouldn't understand

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need some stats on which team gets the most time added on

what beef does someone from indonesia have with a yiddish club from north london (yiddish isn't a racist term)

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>this extra time
St Mirren keeper is a 17 year old substitute making his professional debut

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im dun

im dun

not avin dat

>>154285486
>trans flag on full display in their stadium
>nicknamed "the y!ds"
>club colours are blue and white like Israel
>owned by Zionist Jew Joe Lewis who was pardoned for insider trading by Donald Trump

the real question is why would anybody like them

>>154285586
>redditors
>jews
>israelis and manor solomon
>amerimutts
question? answered

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>muslim hates spuds because le jew
>muslim supports shaitan fc

>>154285639
Funny they support qatar and other arab nations when they're all a bitch to israel lol

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>>154285639
Arsenal is proud Islam territory

>>154285380
lets not pretend I haven't been crying about MacShittister for 3 years

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The Act of Killingbros...
The Look of Silencebros...
What happened in Indonesia in the sweltering summer of '65?

>>154285673
Ahh back when Sky Simp News was Sky Sports News

>>154285702
nothing because it started in october

city getting bullied at home by arsewogs

PARHETIC

WHAT A GO
WHAT A GOL

FUCK OFF WOGS

FUCK RIGHT OFF

>>154285761
it's always summer in the jungle

>>154285963
erhm

Indog....blink if you're not allowed to talk about it

Man City with Trafford in net win the league btw

End of season playoff is ON

who do you lot have going down now?
got to be spurs

no trophies and have to watch terrorist ball

Oh dear oh dear

Hello.

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it's happening again

>>154288581
Live melty

Arsenal will walk it home you guys are just over reacting.

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>>154285419
I am tired of pretending Dave didn't win

>>154288776
>>154288776
>>154288776

IT'S UP (ARSENAL ARE DOWN)

Arsenal bottle job helps the FA cover up the blatant favouritism in the Merseyside derby

>>154288936
Yeah the blatant murderball played by everton went unchallenged by the ref.

>>154288726
I wasn't even paying attention to the title race last time city won because I'd assumed >we were out of it by like december.
Same this year lol

north london in a shambles

>eplel dead because we're all too busy trolling arsegroids
You love to see it.

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https://x.com/barlowjacob/status/2045927104269742425

>>154290505
The chant was cringe thoughbeit

If City draw two of the remaining games they definitely won't win the league. I don't think anyone thinks any team can afford 2 draws at this point. They barely scraped through today against an arsenal team who are out of form and injury riddled. In another dimension ezes shot hits 2cm to the right of the post and bounces in. But it is what it is.

Arsenalbros...
Yet again I'm being proven right for thinking all the guys saying Arsenal were going to run away with it in like December or whatever were out of their minds. I don't even hate Arsenal and even I could see they looked like shit.

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I will be there, no matter what.

>>154291085
based
curtis shaw is also kino

>>154285702
Table leg on his neck

Spurs will stay up. They were excellent yesterday, and there's no way West Ham are beating Palace (I'd be surprised if they even got a point there). Forest's fixtures from now on are also incredibly tough

I wished Bayern/PSG would be just as great as everyone assumes and Arsenal would defeat Athletico, so that Munich/Paris would win 10-0.

>>154291631
>They were excellent yesterday,
Let's not be silly now. They looked better than usual but excellent is a stretch and a half.

god im so happy arsenal are bottling it

dirty cunts who the refs enable every single game, their tears are delicious

>hating arsenal
spotted the racists

>>154285419
I completely forgot this dude was supposed to join spurs and might be the guy who sends them to the championship kek

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Why is there always way more foreign flags in a Liversissy made thread?

>>154292439
Xhe's using a VPN to bump after xer last 3 thread attempts flopped harder than a scousaar at the hilly.

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how does she do it

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>Xavi Simons celebrating like he had scored a last minute winner in the World Cup final, with15+ mins to go

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The title and relegation battles are going to the final day. Everyone from Chelsea to Palace are lined up like the Wacky Races with European football on the line. Newcastle are the only midtable team in the entire league. What a season.

>>154292439
Mantroony threads are just astroturfed by him replying to himself every minute, that's why it's a wall of UK flags

>>154300166
that part
>>154291967
that part

>>154295524
Man City will be champions with a game to spare
West Ham will be relegated with a game to spare

quadbottle is on lads

>>154300166
>>154300211
take your meds, pederast

>>154285673
Eddie Mitchell was an awful chairman, I remember when he did a one-man pitch invasion to rant at the fans after losing at Chesterfield

AND
WE'RE
LIVE
This morning to tell you that Man Dilated are a grim little club

https://www.youtube.com/live/jHATU1iQKj0

>>154300415
cry harder
also we don't sign our posts here

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hiiiii x

>>154300310
>quadbottle is on lads
for the quadroons?

>>154291085
Tonow?

Grotty bunch of losers you lot

>>154301047
>t. aw

What's going on in Norf Landan

>Derby players chucking a bucket of ice on Ben Brereton Diaz whilst he’s having a shit

what part of west ham are we all from?

Quadbottle and Spurs relegation
what a season

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>Ibrahima Konate says he is "close to an agreement" with Liverpool over a new contract and there is a "big chance" he will remain at Anfield next season.

Arsenal were leading the table by 13 points not long ago

The arsenal seem to be in a dire situation "currently"

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Why are Liverpuddle customers such disgusting little cretins? Is this what always being the victim does to a man?

>>154301905
Their faces are mashed from always walking into closed gates

>>154301135
Stabbings and demographic replacement

dave i understand theyve been cucking man u for a decade but doing this every day isnt a solution

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The club is going through “enshittification”, not buying a keeper or defenders or high quality forwards is intentional. They want to be “producers” not “consumers”, they want to buy undeveloped players to sell them to more aspirational clubs.

If we are too competitive we become a “consumer” like Arsenal/City/United, BlueCo does not want that because they do not think they can make money that way.

The next phase for us is relegation battles (like Spurs now), they will then sell the club when we get relegated in the next 5-10 years.

This is why we buy Gittens/Garnacho, the club cannot be too good because no one will buy from us. That’s why you keep hearing about Palmer and United, it’s probably them trying to set it up.

So you might ask, “What about Estevao?”, that’s their golden egg they hope to sell to Madrid for £200 million, like Mbappe. This is all that’s happening here.

They renewed Caicedo’s contract because players were now trying to force moves like Enzo, this would hurt them as they won’t be able to sell him for profit. And they also had to put something out because the “fans” were beginning to get noisy. It was a behaviour incentive, pretty much, “if you’re a good boy, we’ll give you a raise”.

These people do not care about anything other than money, they are also not very good at buying players as well.

Their dream is to turn Chelsea into a feeder for top clubs, think of us as a “Bournemouth”. They will never get an aspirational manager, it defeats the purpose of the project, they need people who want to put “Chelsea FC” on their resume and will say yes to everything.

People here keep saying, “BlueCo are stupid” no they are not, it’s all by design.

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Commentators need to do better la, remember the hillybilly silly

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>>154302304
It's allowed for the closure of ice cream shops too

>>154302162
Failing UEFA financial rules is now unavoidable for Chelsea. This will result in a competition and transfer ban. Better to get it over with so BlueCo can sell easier in 3 years.

>>154302156
>dave i understand theyve been cucking man u for a decade but doing this every day isnt a solution
kek bodied him

>>154302162
>Their dream is to turn Chelsea into a feeder for top clubs

problem with that strategy is they have no good players to feed anyone, all the shitters they have bought have been over inflated mercinaries on long term high wage contracts that nobody will want to take on either

every one of their players will be moved on at a loss, and thats if they are even willing to move on and not just take the fat wage every week as no other club will be paying anywhere near

state of it

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Why won't the Y...

>>154302738
Why weren't they protesting like this when they were winning cups?

>>154302738
in what must sound frankly unbelievable
the few protesters at Spurs got threats and abuse for protesting and were told to cease and back the team
so they did
(this was at 2 and half months without a league win & we're now at over 4 months)

>>154302738
What is their business plan?

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>Marco Rose has agreed to take over as AFC Bournemouth manager on a three-year contract when Andoni Iraola leaves at the end of the season.

>>154302738
You're going to be completely lost when Spurs go down. The object of your obsession gone to the Championship.

What english teams remain in the champions league? I mean the ones going into the semi finals. I've not followed football this year but I'd really like to know. Just which english teams are in the champions league semi final?

asking why Spurs fans refuse to protest is the most taboo subject in all of /epl/ and we even outright say Liverpool fans killed one another in 1989

>>154302991
Yeah I don't know why Geordie Bastard has taken it upon himself to care about it either

>>154302913
if they aren't protesting now then why would they be protesting then?

>>154302943
Begins with A and ends in Bottle.

>>154303007
That has nothing to do with what I said. It's just hilarious seeing this sad twat always seethe over joke clubs like Spuds & Oilcastle.

>>154303030
Aston Villa? AFC Bournemouth? Please, do elaborate, friend :).

>>154303042
I'll give you some clues, they've won nothing this decade and they choked the league yesterday.

>>154303080
Don't make the grave mistake of counting us out YET.
We still can turn this around

>>154303041
It's funnier that you get THIS upset over it
I've seen you replying within a minute crying about it. Leave your bedroom and PROTEST

>>154303080
Cope! So your team isn't in the champions league? Are they at least in a title fight? Me smells the smelly smell of a salty rival fan!

>Bournemouth have confirmed that Marco Rose will be the club's new manager from next season following the departure of Andoni Iraola

>>154301355
It's incredible that Dave actually won. AW thew away a seemingly insurmountable lead. GB blew it early as expected.

>The bookers are now uncertain as to whether Eddie Howe will be in the Newcastle United dugout in August.
>Eddie Howe is now almost even money to remain as Newcastle United manager on the opening day of the 2025-26 season.

>>154303102
>It's funnier that you get THIS upset over it
Because you're a total fucking dull cunt who relies on gimmicks to get (You)s. You genuinely live in this general. Saddo.

>Leave your bedroom and PROTEST
Big projection there lad. I see you say it all the time. Maybe you should leave your parents' spare room instead. They'll be thankful you're out the house.

The kwabruple is ON!

Redditpost meltdown. GO OUTSIDE AND PROTEST.

>>154303144
Newcastle's season was utterly pathetic

you'd think it'd be inarguable that Spurs fans should be protesting
..................and yet.................

>>154302751
Because if they’re winning championships then the owners are doing a good job ha goofus

>>154301905
>>154302107
Fucking kek

Your protest-averting essays will not be on-topic in /epl/ next season
You may post them in /efl/, coward

>>154302891
Has it been confirmed that Iraola is going to Bilbao?

As a lowly Irish peasant, I must admit that England is the Greatest country on Earth. I hope they win the World Cup this year! :3

>>154303333
Not enough people are saying thjs..

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Most Player of the Match awards won in the Premier League this season:

1. Bruno Fernandes (12)
2. Erling Haaland (9)
3. Senne Lammens (6)
4. Igor Thiago (6)
5. Dean Henderson (5)

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if west ham beat this shit team is it over for spurs

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Some Spurs fans are discussing on their forum whether or not they want West Ham to lose tonight. I'm not sure they've quite grasped this relegation battle thing.

>>154303715
Why would they not want West Ham to win tonight? What's happening on Sunday?

>>154303759
The argument being put forward is that if West Ham avoid defeat, Wolves are mathematically relegated, and therefore won't try as hard when Spurs play them on Sunday.

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>Liverpool AND Arsenal both bottled the quadruple after telling everyone they would win it.

Blessed timeline.

>>154303526
Where's Declan Rice?

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Spurs' remaining games. Absolutely brutal. They *might* beat wolves. West ham don't have it easy but there's definitely a couple of results in there for them. I think they are actually going. After the Brighton game they keep showing they crumble in games. Keep making stupid mistakes.

>>154303693
spurs vs west ham matchy

is this de ligt stuff true?

>>154303805
They won't win a single home match and might win one of those away matches and it's Levy's fault

>>154303784
Oh, right. That does seem silly. I feel like sometimes clubs play better after they've been mathemtically relegated. And if you know you're shit then it's better if your direct competition loses points than hope you can get some against someone else.

>>154303785
Just showed my wife this post and she burst out laughing. Bless her x

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Just here wondering if any of your teams have a club dog that hangs out at the training ground? Because we have one.

>>154303785
put Newcastle in there an' all
they were getting giddy with power after offloading Isak and bringing in Wissa. Even got the tea towels out again!

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>>154303785
The more hilarious of the two is Liverpuddle. Purely because after blowing £500m (in keeping with their socialist ethos and being a shoestring club) on complete dogshit they didn't have a look in in any competition, despite rule changes midgame to try and help them out, and even sailed the ferry down the Mersey screaming about how they had not only this quad tied up, but the next 10 year's worth.

Glasner with some interesting hand gestures.

another flopped dave thread, add it to the list

>>154303858
Yeah he sucks dicks and is a renowned tranny. Loves Manchester because it means he gets to spend lots of time in the gay village

>>154304072
No we have trophies in a cabinet instead

>>154304404
sounds about right x

>>154304134
FIVE HUNDRED MILLION?!?

Nahhhhhh that can't be true...

>>154300610
Delicious, incurable seethe

>>154304087
Especially true after Isak won the golden boot with Liverpool this season x

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>>154304134
>liverpuddle
Kek

>>154304474
should get the plaster boot

>>154304417
definitely not a Transchester Dilated customer

>>154304398
>another flopped dave thread, add it to the list
Bro just cannot stop getting bodied when xhe attempts to make a flop thread, reminiscent of the winter of '26

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>>154304507
Fuck sake lmao

>>154303858
De Ligt legitimately trooning out??

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Will this win EPL goal of the season?

Im finkin it will

>>154303858
>is this de ligt stuff true?
what happened?

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>>154304615
He lopped his willy off

>>154304630
oh dear that's a shame, he's a wrongun aha x

Why is every single team from London SO fucking shit?

Comprehensive David Dilation

>>154304659
clock it

>>154304659
That part

>>154304657
arse anal are above the trannies from manny mate

>>154304675
Manchester United = Trannies = Win nothing
Manchester City = Heterosexual = Win the league

>>154304681
tran u should play in a women's league then they might actually win something kek

>>154304612
bog standard blooter I really enjoyed cherki dancing through the best defence in the league last night

Cherkis goal is the Puskas award winner nevermind goal of the season in the league

>>154304687
>>154304700
clock it, only dysgenic troons will say otherwise

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>>154304686
>tran u should play in a women's league then they might actually win something kek
fuckin ell

>>154304681
>Manchester United = Trannies = Win nothing
>Manchester City = Heterosexual = Win the league
Hmmm interesting hypothesis Doctor

>>154304612
>absolute screamer past Trans Dyke "the man mounter" and Tranisson

P U S K A S

>>154304659
>Comprehensive David Dilation
always has been

>>154304630
>>154303858
Oh wow so they actually are the tranny club hahahahaha

Troon six customers arguing over which of their teams is more trans will never not be hilarious

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Liversissy having an estrogen fueled melty. Thread will be unusable for the foreseeable.

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leave de Ligt alone wallahi

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too bad there's not another thread to use
david? flopped

>>154304659
>Comprehensive David Dilation
uh ohhhh stinky, he just further confirmed this

>>154304791
>The Mauler of Manchester

>>154304681
>Manchester United = Trannies = Win nothing
>Manchester City = Heterosexual = Win the league
clock it

>>154304787
Why have they always got such greasy hair. So disgusting. Hope they die.

>>154304659
Happy birthday Mein Fuhrer, you are correct and should've finished his people off

>>154285519
Damn, maybe I should give the Scottish league a go

>>154304818
It's the residual oil dispersing into the air and settling in their hair with the amount of oil they use in their curries every night. Can't walk down a street in Manchester without getting attacked by that foul odour.

>>154300902
Man like

FC Communist 叛徒 Party Labour bros.... Theres no way were winning the tournament next month with the JOKE of a coach we have right now

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Pls bring him home.

Havertz remains the most misunderstood forward in world football.

Havertz suffers from a false dichotomy … people reduce him to whether he delivers big moments, ignoring that he consistently performs in big occasions, and that misunderstanding is what leads to him being underrated but also incorrectly utilised.

If you’re building a game plan where he is the ‘killer’ then you’re misguided as he is never ever going to be a reliable finisher but that doesn’t mean he can’t score.

What he does give is world class link up play and pressing from the front and in the context of a cohesive unit where goals come from elsewhere ie imagine if he had a Mane and Salah either side of him, he wouldn’t be dunked down upon as he is now.

I think Arsenal biggest issue is seeing him as the problem when the recruitment to supplement him has been flawed. Where is the 20-30 goal a season winger to get in behind and be the goalscorer?

This is the equivalent of Liverpool putting a Firmino up front and expecting him to yield goals like Haaland despite his overall performance being good.

I think that's Wolves officially gone.

>>154305137
Giroud was better than him in every department.

Wolves officially relegated

>>154305172
I doubt Arsenal would be interested in getting 39 year old Giroud back regardless.

>>154305172
Unironically. Zero excuses to not tuck away clear chances when you're on 275k a week. Not only his fault of course, but still his fault. Giroud was elite looking back and that's troubling to say.

Big point for West Ham, scratches off another match week

>>154305169
>>154305178
F

Really, Palace? You save Spurs on Hitler’s birthday?

>>154305222
>Save
Getting a point away at the 3rd most in form team in the league is a good result in a relegation battle

>>154305137
>Where is the 20-30 goal a season winger to get in behind and be the goalscorer?
Need to gazump Bayern and sign Anthony Gordon asap

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>ynr wolves finishing above arteta's arsenal

it's ok wolves bros, bumley are right behind you

>>154304659
It’s been known to happen

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>>154305072
Please not

Just remembered arsenal can take solace in the fact that they’re all cock obsessed trannies and can bang each other in one long line like the human centipede until next season. just something to think about x

Huge game for CFC LDN tomorrow

>>154305457
oh yeah the Poof Derby

HOWLING that video of Gary Neville being called a fucking wanker to his face
https://x.com/DonnaLouise1212/status/2046171859201241256
If you don't agree with something you step foot outside and say something about it. That's what I say but opinion seems split on this

>>154305479
he deserves it but I still don't really like seeing it. dunno why

>>154305488
There's no need to harass him outside of work.

I hope Spermley never make it back to the prem, shit nothing team

>>154305535
If they manage to stay up will you apologise

>>154305539
No

>>154305539
It's Scott Parker. He's fucking dogshit at top flight management. Took Fulham straight back down in the Covid season. Would have had Bournemouth relegated and was proven wrong about the squad when Gary O'Neil kept them up. Now taking Burnley back down after one of the best defensive records in Championship history. He's a fraud and clubs have to stop appointing him.

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>>154305535
they'll be back it's inevitible

>Spurs legend Troy Parrott is interested in Tottenham return even if club gets relegated
Every cloud!

The most incredible thing for me is that the gay gooners genuinely still think they are hard done by the refs.

Transchester Dilated SNUBbed by Anderson

>>154305479
dirty manc cunt being told off as he should

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Steve Anthrobus.

>>154304786
2 hours later and xhe's still dilating

>>154305607
honestly

wouldnt say nobretahe fresh air innit

diss club lost all sovl

they spld johnson

dont care if he was mid

bro had soul

bro was british

he won us tropy score goals

treag him like shit

like we treat ange

ange is a club legend

it prive ange didnt kill us

what kill us is the fucking board buying shit players and then killing us further by hiring a manager who wants to sign more shit players because hes only use to managing bottom half teams that hoof the ball

kek was in finsbury park friday saw diss lone mad lad walking bout in manchester city coloured coat

>>154305592
Wonder what causes managers like him and Warnock to be able to excel in Championship but crumble in PL
Part of it is probably having poorer teams but it shouldn't be this consistent

>>154305870
Trafford leaving killed Burnleh before they even kicked a ball

>>154305809
>>154305799
real and BASED finker
>>154304612
gay fake tranny dave finker - imposter

>>154305799
are u dun

>>154305330
leicester in 5th, now nearly in league one
madness

>>154305594
if you go down you get parachute payments

do they stop if you back up

and if you go back down do you get extra years of parachute payments added on

are burnlocal money farming?

>>154305479
That bit where he turns around and thinks whoever is recording is going to back down, but he just repeats it and Neville shits himself is pretty funny tbf/h

>>154305330
klopp is most cucked manager in epl history

west ham you fucking idiot

>>154304612
Good goal

>>154304612
Only as if your nans head was in the top corner

>>154306841
phwoar

Spurs fans can reflect on the fact that if Arsenal win the league, it's because Spurs took 5 points from City this season

Arsenal doesn't have a single world class attacking player and if they lose the title it will be because of their cowardice in the transfer market in January
They needed to admit Gyokeres was a flop, take the loss and spent 100m to get a killer

>>154308002
they have like 3 different strikers in gyok, havertz and gabsus when all fit, kinda hard to justify more attacking spending when gyok just arrived and both havertz and gabsus have high salary (which is common for the reason why arsenal always have a hard time selling their shitters)

>>154308022
None of these players even get a whiff at City
There really should be serious questions about Arsenal's transfer policies because they've spent an absurd amount on mediocrity

Just seen a pack of Liverpool fans digging through the bins

>>154308616
How did you know they were Liverpool fans?

>>154308876
They were digging through bins

Another day another mantroony midnight melty

I hear Liversissy loves being shagged in the bum. This true, lads?

>>154307885
uno what
after diss weekend and today

i dont fink we will get relegated

>>154310120
grok?

>>154308616
>>154308876
>>154309219
kek!
typical bin diggers!!

>>154310120
mouyes bitching about PSR after forcing the club to spend £75m on ugarte

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>>154312013
ugarte to be kiddin me!

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Which UEFA/European national football team would I support?

>I hate the United Kingdom
>I hate France
>I hate the Netherlands
>I hate Portugal
>I hate Croatia
>I hate Serbia
>I hate Spain
>I hate Russia
>I hate Germany
>I hate Italy
>A European country without a monarchy
>A European country without any colonial past
>A country without overseas territories
>A member country of the European Union
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Union
>A country that only uses the Euro as its currency
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurozone

>>154312333
ireland

AND
WE'RE
LIVE
This morning to tell you that Man Dilated are a grim little club

>>154312609
Why would the Irish national football team be ideal for me?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic_of_Ireland_national_football_team

Remember how GIDDY Arsenal fans were when Rice scored those free kicks against Madrid lol

Yeah it was embarrassing, gay set piece merchants especially that Declunt Rice
But it's okay when Poono Penandes assists from set pieces though

>Baroness Karren Brady has stepped down as the vice-chair of West Ham United

>>154308002
>>154308022
while this is true it's not like sharteta plays with an out and out striker, he needs a world class false 9 and there's not many of those nevermind ones that would want to goon
it'd be like giving kloppo van persie instead of firmino

https://archive.ph/NKaVz

it all comes tumbling down

>>154313029
Good turnout of fans against BlueCo, despite very little organisation....

>>154305479
that's not about football it's about money. sham-pain socialist neville will be the next mayor of manchesta

>Blackburn Rovers legend Alan Shearer has predicted that Eddie Howe will leave Newcastle United in the summer following the club's disappointing campaign

>>154313050
Bigger turnout than the YA protests?

is vincet kompany actually a decent manager?
why did no PL team pick him up?
i still don't fully rate him...

>>154310120
Would he walk away from CL football and never losing a league game again with Benfica to come and coach Emil Krafth?

>>154313296
If he gets past PSG then I'll say yes he is good.
Bundes wins with Bayern are par for the course, any manager could win it.

damn, daves thread crashed and burned like a flight from munich

>>154313296
he's got massive brass balls and a hard man personality and he's won shit and learned under Pep so players will get behind him, but Bayern are mint and I don't think he's really been tested properly. reminder Pep also aura farmed for a few years in the bundesliga bc it's easy mode

oh shit stop the presses, the kuwaiti crossdresser doesn't rate kompany! he does rate prophet mikel arteta though

>>154313374
>he's got massive brass balls and a hard man personality and he's won shit and learned under Pep so players will get behind him
In that case why were his Burnley side complete shit in the PL?

>>154313407
because you also need players that aren't total shit

>>154312734
Arsenal fans were saying he should win the Balon D'or just 3 months ago

>>154310580
I’ve heard that and more

>Trainers: Check
>Jeans: Check
>V-neck of some kind: Check
>Blazer: Check
>Pulis style 'ball cap: Check

And this is exactly why I'll never be able to take Kompany seriously as a manager.

Man City in this title race are like the Undertaker suddenly coming alive in the coffin and sitting up and choking Arteta out. They were dead and buried, shouldve finished the job while they had the chance

>>154313505
He wears those overly oversized baggy pants which are utter woke nonsense.
I find it slightly alarming how a great number of people either wear skin tight jeans which makes them look like complete fags or extremely baggy pants that also somehow makes them look like complete faggots

>>154313511
Arsenal are the Oba Femi of English football

>>154313511
I tried telling people this would happen but they kept saying Arsenal were too far ahead and City would drop points and City aren't the same City from a few years back. Now I'm thinking it was some sort of reverse jinx.

>>154313262
probably hire that bald guy who won the club world cup

Good article today about how the slut who falsely accused Ched Evans of rape is still the real victim and he's somehow still at fault.

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>>154313601
kek based

>>154313695
>Good article today about how the slut who falsely accused Ched Evans of rape is still the real victim and he's somehow still at fault.
Wish I was around here when that happened. I only came when Greenwood was in the news

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>>154313695
Ridiculous how a bloke can be cleared and is still forever tainted by the accusation itself with certain people refusing to budge from the "lock him up" position

Man United are the AEW of football

>>154313705
It was a really good one. It showed the hypocrisy of people like Jessica Ennis Hill and questions remain why the other participant with Evans was never charged (him being black was purely coincidental).

>>154313723
We have a couple of those simps in /epl/.
The ones I pity are the ones who give it big licks about what they would do if they ever saw them in public, but wouldn't say boo to a goose.

Is there a webm of the paki with the bottle

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>>154312013
>mouyes bitching about PSR after forcing the club to spend £75m on ugarte
>>154312287
>ugarte to be kiddin me!
Manuel Poogarte

>>154308616
>>154308876
>>154309219
Kek

>>154310580
People have been saying this

Liverpool's greatest ever manager is called "Jurgen Cock" and their current manager is called "Anal Slut".

Gay little club.

OPTA has confirmed that Liverpool FC has a 99.8% chance of being the grimmest little club in the Premier League

What caused Dave to have another melty at this time? Did Muhammad Carrick do something?

>>154314017
making fun of ugarte got him bubblin and boilin enough to reply to himself and make 4 posts about his fave club

Genuinely what happens if spurs are relegated? As in, can they afford to still pay off their stadium or does the bank yoink it or something

>>154314068
Eventually if they stay down. I can only imagine more events at the stadium. Player sales will keep them going for a fair bit of time. Their owners are complete retards. If they go down they're fucked as a team for a long time.

>>154314017
Haha! What did your other hilarious characters do??? :D

>>154314098
Sacking Levy at the start of the season was a horror move, if you’ve got to do something like that do it at the end of a season.

Don't worry spurs bros Arsenal will choke the league.

Heard Tottenham are going down

>>154314353
pree that

>Shittinham relegated
>Shitsnal with certifiably the biggest choke of all time

Is North London finished?

This season (all competitions):

Salah - 12 goals, 8 assists (38 apps)
Foden - 10 goals, 5 assists (44 apps)
Saka - 9 goals, 5 assists (44 apps)
Palmer - 10 goals, 3 assists (28 apps)

Arne Slot is expected to continue as Liverpool head coach next season, Sky Sports News understands, as the club close in on Champions League qualification

>>154314817
of course, otherwise he'd be walking alone

>>154314813
do Sesko and Cunha

>>154314830
who?

What’s up you absolute gremlins

>>154314817
the only conclusion is that they cannot find anyone to replace him

Sneedpool were 13th when they sacked Hodgson. I'm supposed to believe Sneedpool are in a crisis when they're in 5th place. Sneedpool fans and other fans are overreacting gossiping feminine mongrels.

>>154314839
I guess Xabi informed them he is not available next season, which surprises me. Maybe the rumors about him going to City are correct.

>>154313933
>>154313977
Kek

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>>154314817
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA NATURE IS HEALING LIVERPOOL IS MIDTABLE

I’m tired Wobbie

>>154314867
Fucking little rats, arent they. Should bash their stupid little heads in x

>Championship clubs have turned down the chance to introduce a version of the video assistant referee system for next season.

>Football Video Support (FVS), a variation of VAR which needs fewer resources and gives each coach two reviews per game, could have been brought in from August.

>Professional Game Match Officials (PGMO) gave a presentation at the EFL's annual meeting last month.

>The EFL subsequently canvassed feedback but it was clear clubs were strongly against any kind of video review system in the Championship.

>BBC Sport understands the idea is closed for the foreseeable future and the idea is unlikely to be resurrected by the clubs in a year's time.

Good.

https://youtu.be/YoMhkYlS33c?si=X2KjkpfNJB2tws-6

>>154314813
Mad how every cunt in the league is shit and finished

>>154314995
just like this country LMAO

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>EXCL: Liverpool are considering making a summer move for Jarrod Bowen. The West Ham player is admired at Liverpool and has been linked in the past. It would be no surprise if Liverpool made a move, particularly if West Ham get relegated.

>>154314969
>Football Video Support (FVS), a variation of VAR which needs fewer resources and gives each coach two reviews per game, could have been brought in from August.
sounds like a better and more fun way to do it

>>154314936
Sneedpool are bigger than your club ya tranny