>>154287822
I once punch a reffie on the back of the head. Does that count?

>>154287895
fits the spirit sure, what did he do lol

we were down 40 in basketball so i broke a dude's hand after tripping him every time he drove on me. i think i was 2-15 shooting with 6 blocks, 4 assists, 5 turnovers and 6 steals. we lost 96-40 or something and this was after upsetting a bunch of better teams

>all white teams like one tree hill
>all overweight
>basketball
is this drumbpfs america?

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>>154288791
isnt your best player literally a fat retarded black guy

>>154289344
yes because black are better at basketball

>>154287822
>t. highlandcuck

>>154289484
like greek are better at gay

a greek woman smiled at me. technically not a play but she looked so dirty it disgusted me and i missed the ball.

i had gay sex with a man which apparently is a sport in greece. i didn't even like it and i don't like Turkey either.

>>154288791
didn't you homos invent the olympics

Chucked a buck into the bleachers.
>playing basketball in high school
>one buck getting a little too zesty
>go to "intercept a pass"
>body check him at full sprint instead
>i'm already 6'4", 220 (more of a football player), he was like 5'10" 135 or someshit
>he goes flying into the bleachers
>his fatass mama comes down the stairs yelling and screaming about her little buck getting broke
>she mistakes another guy on the team (who looked a little like me) as the one who did it
>he's flabbergasted and doesn't know what to do
>she's on the court shoving him around
>didn't even get a flagrant, just personal, after everything calmed down a bit
>buck is out of the game with a dislocated wrist
Eventually, things got a bit out of hand and the sheriff had to break things up. That was the worst, I think, usually things were fairly isolated.

>>154287895
>I once punch a reffie on the back of the head.
Brown hands typed this post.

>>154287822
>https://youtu.be/K6v-bW6wxoY?si=eC8YcIWe5o9irqm4
3 of these 5 "flagrants" are definitely NOT flagrants, just hard fouls. No wonder this whiny ass bitch has comments turned off.

>>154289618
>like greek are better at gay
REKT

>>154289851
>she mistakes another guy on the team (who looked a little like me) as the one who did it

we really do arr rook same huh..

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>>154287822

>>154289702
lmao

>>154289702
hearty kek

>>154289484
>greek
lol

Idk this may not count exactly,

Our high school hosted our wrestling league's semifinal/regionals quad meet once during my junior year. I was just jv so I wasn't competing but I "helped" out by being timekeeper for some of the consolation matches. I missed starting or stopping the clock (forget which) for like 30 seconds or so. It definitely fucked one kid over cause I heard the parents bitching lol. I don't think it was anyone from my school wrestling in that match though, so I wasn't purposefully rigging it. I avoided that duty for the rest of the day lol.

>>154287822
some guy slew footed me and the ref didnt call it so when he was close to the boards I skated threw him at full speed, sent his ass right into the boards head first. Unfortunately he did not break his neck. The ref did call that one, go figure.

also when i was like 12 years old I sucker punched some kid during an indoor soccer game, and honestly have no idea why. I'm sure at the time i had a reason.

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>>154299616
>and one

>>154287822
Playing football (soccer), we was getting hammered like 10-3 and this guy with dirty long nails dug his fingers into my hand off the ball, causing blood to run down my hand.

Told him he was shit if he needed to resort to that at 10-3. Next time he got the ball I smashed him and felt the top of my knee go into the soft spot of his knee. Wasn't even a foul, I basically just steamrollered this guy half my size and won the ball.

He got carted off on a stretcher and next time I saw him he was on crutches kek.

For what it's worth, I don't mind shit talking and grabbing and elbows, but there was no need to dig his dirty smelly nails into my hand that hard.

>>154306242
Still lost the game BTW but it felt good.

>>154287822
someone once (definitely intentionally) grabbed my junk on a fast break

>>154287822
holy based! white team are fucking chads.

>>154306242
>He got carted off on a stretcher and next time I saw him he was on crutches kek.
lmao

>>154287822
This clip is so old but it's crazy how I immediately recognized it

>>154306242
>this guy with dirty long nails dug his fingers into my hand

Proper grim that. It's like players grabbing leg hairs and cocks at corners, just no need.

a man tried to greece my asshole which is normal in their country but i'm nottoman empire for that so i fought him off and took his capital.

>>154287822
I needlessly knocked out an opposing quarterback who was still somehow in on the punt team as the 'up back' when his team was already up 30 points in three fourth quarter. Just speared the fuck out of him when he wasn't looking, he puked on the field and had to be carried off. He was the coach's son, and the coach put in their biggest lineman in the game to try to injure me back, so I took that kid's knees, too, with a dirty cut block and grab and twist. The coach punched me after the game.

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>>154314440
Retard.

>ball squeezing
>butthole poking
>ear spitting
>ankle kicking
>headbutting (intentionally missed headers)
>family rape comments
>slide tackling goalies
All in the spirit of the game la

>>154287822
I lowbridged another kid and took out his knee. He was a faggot prick and had no talent anyways, I hoe the injury followed him through life.

>>154287822
I only play clean anon. Cheaters never prosper.

>>154287822
I never had hurting others in mind, but I was a pacebaby wingback relying on speed and slide tackles a bit too much, so I had my share of risky moments, especially when my opponents were the tricky and nimble kind. Sometimes, opponents managed to rattle me by being cocky loudmouths and provoking my teammates. The typical situation was that a long ball would be played behind me and I had to run after an opponent. I'd usually catch them back in time, but sometimes, I had to resort to a nasty sliding tackle. And that didn't always go well. I usually was excellent at hitting the ball (on top of the opponent), so I only ever got sent off once. But there were some rough moves, admittedly

I played volleyball in HS so not much I can do to hurt someone but I made a guy cry for continually jump serving it to him and he couldn't pass the ball so his teammates were yelling at him

>>154287822
elbowed a guy in the teeth

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>>154287822
>guy who beat me a 3v1 fight once
>we are both playing futsal
>im the youngest of the team because i was too good for my age range and had been promoted
>furthermore i got his starting spot
>guy is mad jelly
>constantly elbowing me in practice
>get tired of it and step on his foot with one leg and knee the side of his knee with the other >somehow generate about as much power as an oblique kick from that awkward position
>his knee buckles sideways and he tears his shit
>too ashamed to say i caused it
>pretend to be worried about him
>never looked or tried speaking to me again
>he was out of the team the rest of the year
Too bad I didn't win shit because the rest of the team sucked and the coach wanted to suck the older guys dicks instead of putting the best players to play. I was relegated to a defensive role when I was the best on offense, just because I could do both and she wanted the older guys to score. Fuck that fat bitch coach also.