Which US city and state is the sporting antithesis of Boston and Massachusetts?

A city and state that are only successful in Major League Soccer (MLS), that have only won the MLS Cup, and where every team in the NBA, MLB, NHL, and NFL is always pathetic, a loser, and without a single championship.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MLS_Cup

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MLS_Cup#Champions

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_MLS_Cup_finals

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>>154292709
I want to say DC but they've been shit in MLS recently too.

>>154292709
Portland maybe wgaf

>>154292905
I was thinking more of a city and a state that have literally only won the MLS Cup.

A place without Super Bowls, without World Series, without Stanley Cup, and without NBA championships.

It's LA

>>154292709
https://champsorchumps.us/drought/longest-championship-drought-by-city
Minnesota though they havent won mls cup

>>154292709
Fernando pls

>>154295084
I saw the list, and I'm disappointed that they didn't include Major League Soccer.

In Salt Lake City, it says there are only two teams (Jazz and Mammoth), but it doesn't include Real Salt Lake.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tB1c_d0gc9E&pp=ygUMTWxzIEN1cCAyMDA5

what the fuck is an mls cup

>>154297797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCZEjUAAx_s&pp=ygUPbWxzIGN1cCBoaXN0b3J5

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cT08iLZjK5Y&pp=ygUPbWxzIGN1cCBoaXN0b3J5

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MLS_Cup

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MLS_Cup#Champions

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_MLS_Cup_finals

It's Los Angeles
>won the Super Bowl more recently
>won the World Series more recently
>won the Stanley Cup more recently
>won MLS more recenly
Boston only has NBA over them

>>154298140
I just want a city and state that have only won the MLS Cup.

A place in the USA that hasn't won any Super Bowls, any World Series, any Stanley Cup, or any NBA championships.
>>154292709
>>154293009
>>154297820

>>154292435
The main character does not get embarrassed as much as the Bruins do

>>154298140
>Super Bowl
LA (2 teams) has won 1 championship in 40 years. Patriots won 6 and were just in it last season.
>World Series
MLB is a corrupt shit show but you got me there
>Stanley Cup
nobody watches NHL anymore but the main characters are in Florida for some fucking reason

>>154298140
>more recently
That isn't the name of the fucking game, peabrain. Boston has more Owls, more Cups, and equal number of world series titles, and you can eat literal fucking shit for pretending anyone gives a fuck about MLS. I can't even fucking name more than 3 MLS teams.

>>154298140
21st century championships
>Boston Red Sox: 2004, 2007, 2013, 2018
>Boston Bruins: 2011
>Boston Celtics: 2008, 2024, 2026
>New England Patriots: 2001, 2003, 2004, 2014, 2016, 2018
Total: 14

>LA Angels: None (2002 was Anaheim)
>LA Doyers: 2020, 2024, 2025
>LA Kings: 2012, 2014
>LA Lelkers: 2001, 2002, 2009, 2010, 2020*
>LA Clippers: None
>LA Chargers: None
>LA Rams: 2021
Total: 10.5

>>154299751
I must not take the bait. Bait is the thread-killer. Bait is the little death that brings total 4chan obliteration. I will face the bait and permit myself to read it and understand it. When the bait has gone, I will search the archive. Nothing will remain. Only a 404.

>>154299880
It should also include the MLS Cups won by LA Galaxy and Los Angeles FC

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LA_Galaxy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Los_Angeles_FC

>>154299898
OP says major American sport. Soccer (or "footy" as you call it) is not a major American sport.

>>154299903
It always bothers me that they never take Major League Soccer into account.

It's a shame that many countries where soccer/football is very popular are countries I absolutely hate and despise.
>Portugal
>United Kingdom
>Germany
>Italy
>Argentina
>Spain
>Netherlands
>France

>>154299880
The real numbers are
Boston 13
LA 18

>>154299944
MLS is like our 7th or 8th most popular sport after
>NFL
>MLB
>NBA
>NHL
>NCAA Football
>NCAA Basketball
>maybe MMA

>>154299952
>LA Galaxy: 2002, 2005, 2011, 2012, 2014, 2024
>LAFC: 2022

>>154299969
Are there any sports that are even less popular than soccer/football?

Are there any countries (other than those on the list of countries I hate >>154299944
) where football/soccer is the undisputed king of all sports?

>>154299982
literally nobody cares about soccer lol

>>154300005
I just hope that with the FIFA World Cup that will change for good

Are there any countries where football/soccer is the undisputed king of all sports?

>>154300003
soccer is most popular pretty much everywhere outside the us except for canada (hockey), china (basketball), and maybe some latam countries (baseball).

>>154300026
At least tell me one country that fits what I'm looking for.
>>154299944
>>154300003
>>154300025

>>154298158
Salt Lake City, Utah. Real Salt Lake won MLS Cup in 2009. Jazz and Mammoth have never won a championship

>>154300079
every european country not in your list

>>154300005
Soccer is big in SoCal. Galaxy vs LAFC is the best intracity rivalry in all North American sports

>>154299898
>It should also include the MLS Cups
No, it fucking shouldn't, because maybe 2,000 people nationwide watched that dogshit. Nobody cares, eurofag.

>>154300577
>intracity
literally nobody cares other than yankees/mets

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>>154302730
>>154303395

>>154304572
>disingenuous: the post
Eat shit, you fucking kyke.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_League_Soccer_attendance
There are less people attending MLS games than there are attending high school football games in Texas. Eat actual literal shit. Faggot.

>>154306519
The Galaxy in a good season average 25k fans, more than any NBA and NHL team. Fuck off you in denial fatass

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>they play in a bigger stadium so they're more popular
look at this retard lmao

>>154306571
See >>154306640
You dog fucking faggot.

>>154306519
>>154306640
Are there any sports that are less popular than soccer in the USA, and are there any professional sports leagues in the USA that have even lower attendance than Major League Soccer?

>>154307004
>Are there any sports that are less popular than soccer in the USA
Yes, there are tons of sports that are even less poular than soccer here. There are sports played in Europe that are borderline nonexistent in the states, like handball, and cricket.
>are there any professional sports leagues in the USA that have even lower attendance than Major League Soccer?
Definitely. We have some professional leagues that virtually nobody watches. IFL (indoor football league), MLR (major league rugby), MLV (major league volleyball), WNBA (women's basketball), as well as two lacrosse leagues, NLL, and PLL. All of these average well under 10,000 in attendance. Our commie influences have been fighting like hell to make the WNBA popular, so out of all of those leagues I mentioned, it is the only one that is regularly on TV, but even with all of those forced exposure, they can't get the general public to care. The league has been around since 1996, and has never turned a profit even once. In fact, the league loses between 10 to 60 million dollars every year, and has its existence subsidized by the NBA so they can keep trying to ram it down our throats. It doesn't matter how hard they try, nobody will ever care. It's an abysmal product, for obvious reasons.

>>154307602
>Yes, there are tons of sports that are even less poular than soccer here. There are sports played in Europe that are borderline nonexistent in the states, like handball, and cricket.
I guess I should have included rugby, since I mentioned it further down my post. Same for lacrosse. Lacrosse is very popular in the northeast and midwest, but absolutely nobody down south or out west cares about it at all.

>>154299751
>says MLB is corrupt
>watches the NFL
el
oh
el

>>154300026
You forgot Japan, Australia, New Zealand, South Korea, and a lot of those islands in Oceania.

evil empire

>>154315746
MLB is corrupt because the biggest teams (Yankees, Dodgers) just buy success.

NFL is more of a self-serving style corrupt like the NBA. But the NBA also happens to be retarded AND has a ref that like 99% of people are sure actively bet on games

>>154315784
Isn't soccer the primary sport in Japan? Sure they've got the biggest baseball league after the US, but I always thought the average Jap is more of a football fan

>>154299751
>in Florida
because Canadians don't want to pay Canadian income tax. Florida is a paradise for them, they'd all retire here anyway so why not play here?

>>154325108
according to the most recent study I could find, roughly 55% of sports fans in Japan ranked baseball as their favourite whilst only 25% ranked soccer. most of the rest was stuff like horse racing.

>>154307624
for Lacrosse, part of the issue is there's two separate sports with that name. men's lacrosse and women's lacrosse have totally different rules and playstyles but they keep the same name, which kinda splits the viewership. kinda like how netball used to be called women's basketball

>>154300003
We have 2-5 indoor football leagues, a box lacrosse league, 3 volleyball leagues, an indoor soccer league, a t20 cricket league, ultimate frisbee, table tennis, and a rugby union league. All very unpopular.

>>154325841
Florida is a shithole state

>>154325908
>men's lacrosse and women's lacrosse have totally different rules and playstyles but they keep the same name, which kinda splits the viewership.
Like literally every other sport ever created and currently played, the women's game is irrelevant anon. Nobody is fucking watching women's lax. Not even in on the east coast.