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first for finland
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>enters thread
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Khamshart really went life and death with Gilbert Burns
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>>154297595
chills
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>>154297595
Fat fuck
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ufc could never
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>>154297595
What a plump piggy ripe for a BBC porking
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>>154297759
imagine the smell sar
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>blast double leg takedown is a finisher that somehow heems
kek how do some of you unironically watch this crap?
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CHAMA
>chama
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*blasts your legs until you crumble*
yeah lil bitch....
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what 25 minutes of Slamdaddy schlong does to an oinker
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people already forgot about ulberg. sad really.
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is being inbred the best base for schizo posting
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All property of Uldaddy sadly
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Reaching 2nd base with Jasmine Jasudavicius and respectfully calling it quits afterwards
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>>154297560
>not swapping ghislaine for sanko
smdh
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>dallas spelled backwards is lettuce
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Fuck /heem/
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Chris Jherico would fuken kill Illia
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It’s a shame Costa kept ducking Khamzat we could’ve had a kino rivalry
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>>154298020
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>jeribloat
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>>154297776
Wrestling is a metaphor for mankind’s struggle between Good and Evil before God. Not some Jewish bullshit like UFC
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>>154297918
nah
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clitland clitpuria clitspinall and o'clitley the mount rushmore of raped bitches in the ufc
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>>154298144
>He really doesn't know
You poor poor fat piggy
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strickCHAMP
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>>154297595
I think gane will make him look small once they get a side by side
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>>154297889
butt chin looks nicer than nina’s butt
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even doe alex is the same height as gane
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>>154298304
champions dont get raped but you wouldnt know a thing about their habits youve never won in your life
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>>154298212
Don’t forget Clitus
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strickGOD has em steamin b
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>Nina Drama on a pole Motherfucker bout at the White House
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>>154298386
Fucking kek I love you Germany
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>>154298373
nah. strickdog barked like a bitch when he got raped. all bark no bite. dricus is at least biting it here
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Sean StrickDIME
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>>154298377
Trvke!

Lawrence Strickgod’s schlong was streaming with he son’s scalding steatorrhea when he whipped it out for the double dip strickdown
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We need a striking organization to be clearly number, hopefully one fc gives up and just focus on muay thai
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is spammys gay antics haram or halal
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Is this doo asking for two fc?
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>>154298144
>>154298144
Just say you gay and love cock wwe is disgusting
Didnt vince pushed for cuck and blacked storylines cause he was into that shit? And you like wwe that means something
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>>154298529
Very haram. We apologize for him. The only way to replenish our hadindu, cleanse our fahktwa and regain our abdipoo is to leave the sport for good and follow the righteous path to redemption. It's time for us brazzas to walk away from the sport...
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>>154298529
Our Spamdaddy is Jewish. That’s why he owns all us disgusting pink piglets so hard
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this is how gaycheese should present his bussy to clitia
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Stop running Pigslam
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the cummer
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Justin is going to win for Trump.
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>>154298864
does justin even boy trump?
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>>154298882
I'm not sure.
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>>154298898
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india agpuriclit goes quack quack indeed
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man put a fork in heem its dpme!
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>No news of BJ Penn
I'm scared.
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Raf > ufc bjj
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just to clarify i'm not watching that wrestling crap
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whats up fight fans
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>>154299604
disgusting protruding nipples; very disrespectful
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>me to flyweight division
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W speed
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Chael W. Sonnen is the reason I'm an MMA fan but Khamzat is my GOAT
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whats next for proper mike? pic unrelated though
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>>154299543
hes literally baiting someone into doing an antisemitism here
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>>154299604
Nina gets that to cum
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Mike Mallott owns u
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>>154297560
Good Gane almighty…
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Gane the type of nigha to cum poo and poo cum. Food for thought.
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rodolfo vierra and bruchecha on the same card this weekend
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>>154300144
who?
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>>154300146
the bjj guy x2
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marcus "future cut candidate" "buchecha" almeida
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Lets take this theard up an notch boys
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fuck we missed gimp masked merb at RAF because cejudo pulled out
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*gulp*
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>>154300180
why is Gane a rabbit?
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>>154300187
actually hes a god cat
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>>154300192
no. im Pharaoh
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josh hokit is a symbol of what HW could be if all the other sports didnt absorb the talent
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eating a whole bowl of licorice because sometimes you gotta take care of yourself
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Nah, nah, a dollar might just fuck your main bitch, that's just how I feel
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>>154300290
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>>154300263
A samurai would not post this
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>>154300350
proof?
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>>154300361
in the pudding
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>>154297560
holy shit what an op
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>>154300350
He didn't but
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>>154300383
its true, he sent that to me
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>>154300383
>performative samuraism
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>>154300383
the fedora is giving me grief
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>>154297560
Based OC
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>>154300478
please dont post exposed backs. im 238 hours goon free
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>>154300434
The grief of human hearts is ubiquitous and unending, B.
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Aljo is free money he was one last westlefuck left in him
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When i knock guys out, they don't focking move!
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dana white is not easy on the eyes
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>>154300565
thats just your opinion man
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I think danas peak roiding probably coincides with him fucking Nina regularly
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>>154300580
his bitch wife made him do it
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>>154300576
does it equal to WGAF?
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>>154300589
separate but equal
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Nina's pussy. My Desert, My Arrakis, My Dune
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>>154300599
Pink nigger.
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>>154300599
whos the melon
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nina probably has an underwhelming minge but to call it a desert is just rude
>>154300595
sounds perfect bappa absolutely perfect
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hey gurlll finna ride my camel through yo sahara you feel me
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ill check the nina files one second brazza
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damn gurlll dat ass do be gobi desert (hot) tho

ok that might work tbd3suwy
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>camel
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>>154300636
that looks like my freakin toilet bowl!
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>>154300640
that's beloved macedonian immigrant oleksander volkanovksyy
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>>154300350
He didn't post it thoughbeit. He was in Mexico and PooFC PI msged him and asked where he was as the cartel shelter advisory happened. Then he sent them that video message and the poofc posted it.
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>>154300654
>cartel shelter advisory
unironically more dangerous on the streets of usa for an uninvolved tourist plus you fat fucks sell them the guns so you can stay high all day
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>>154300662
meds
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>>154300674
wrong border buddeh
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Khabibi got a taste of his own medicine
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>>You're opinion=WGAF (we give a fuck)
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>>154297595
The body of your fat 40 year old dad.
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>>154300743
No I respectfully disagree
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Hey man, oh, leave me alone you know
Hey man, oh Henry, get off the phone, I gotta
Hey man, I gotta straighten my face
This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place
Hey man, my schooldays insane
Hey man, my work's down the drain
Hey man, well she's a total blam-blam
She said she had to squeeze it but she then she
Oh, don't lean on me, man, 'cause you can't afford the ticket
I'm back on Suffragette City
Oh, don't lean on me, man
'Cause you ain't got time to check it
You know my Suffragette City
Is outta sight she's all right
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>>154300804
I always thought he said yellow black chick
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>ynr Dricus du Plessis
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>>154300832
that would make more sense than mellow thighed
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>>154300840
I think he says mellow black chick. Bowie was the proto-gsp
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>>154300834
haven't seen dric since he got roofied on camera
>>154300843
the usual sources claim are 'stafa is right and it's a "mellow thighed chick" picrel
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bappas thighs are too thiccc to be mellow
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>>154300867
A subdued and cautious schaub
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How long until we get The Hybrid back in the gon for one last dance?
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---BREAKING---

Topuria has removed his inner Paul Craig from his chest tattoo
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>>154301162
Typical behaviour after getting wonked by a nigga who's posted up like Terry Prachety
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>>154301068
I would love to slap the sandwich out of his mouth and onto the floor. And as he's bending over to pick it up, you push a vending machine over on top of him.
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>>154301162
bad omen for his ground game against islam
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>>154301162
i think he just gave him armor
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'caco's elbow on Finnish bum's back of the head.
My fist on their throat at high speed.
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>>154301193
what
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>>154301213
>tf
>tp
don't be talking about bums bappa we are but a minnow to your whale vis an vis the martial arse
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if you want to compete over raging alcoholism and debilitating mental illness we might be on the same footing
*squares up*
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>>154301215
Sorry I'm zooted, volk looks like Terry prachett in that webm
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>>154301241
no worries la' just bunned one outside listening to birdsong and dog barks
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Topuria is doing a specialised eye test with professional equipment to determine how the left and right eye work in sync.
Topuria is in the lab right now and Gaethje? Probably ripping dabs. It is over for Justing before it has begun.
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>>154301305
It'll be funny if he gets flatlined after all of this Bruce Wayne larping
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>>154301305
is that topuria's personal gym? looks like the same room where the nelk boys buck broke him. pretty crazy if he invited them to his own place and they did that to him on his home turf. i'd rope
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Strickland is a handsome dude
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You're know remembre Jailton Almeida
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>>154301305
>VR goon session with the bros
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>>154301416
I didn't know Khamzat had a fursona
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>>154301396
Topuria settled with his ex-woife so he would still be able to use the Topturo manner private gym
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Very low iq general these days but that's obvious by the flags using it especially the euro ones.
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>>154301396
>his own place
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in many ways ilja is the uuno of ufc
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Woke up feeling heemspired. Ready to grind out a win and heem the day. What has /heem/ motivated to get a story win?
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Ilia got bodied by those Nelk freaks
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>>154301711
The youths arrogance fuels me. The olds arrogance fuels me. I want to heem them all
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>>154301312
*when he gets flatlined.*
*when his wife leaves him AGAIN*
Garth is taking his soul on the White House lawn, it has been written. He will fuck up the UFCs plans. Nothing can stop it
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Ilia knows this. Dana knows this. Hunter knows this. Sean knows this. Ari is going to find out. Gaethje wins and there’s nothing they can do about it
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Raider Nation has Gaethje’s back. No nation supports that faggot ilia
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talmbout a cults of personalities b ilia has em all flocking over him b n itz naht even funny
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>look in my eyes
>why can’t you see
>the cult of Justin Gaethje
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Jiri did NOT post the rock climbing video. He sent it in a PRIVATE correspondence with the UFC marketing team. It was NEVER meant for public viewing and the UFC should be ASHAMED for this breach of trust.
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If you aren’t working trampolines and climbing/bouldering into your training, are you really a fighter?
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>checks your kick
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>>154301852
Hoyl shit
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>>154302012
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH HE'S HURT!
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not many know this but Nick Diaz actually trained for, and competed in triathlons. That’s a bad motherfucker right there, if he gets his head right, I really think he beats Silva
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Craig jones is such an insufferable Reddit faggot
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>>154302052
Hey man hows it goong
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>>154302052
He's a dagestani cock sleeve sadly
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>>154302073
Hey man hwos it going
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Whats a good video game in 2026?
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>>154302126
Game of life b
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>>154302126
UNC Undisputed
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talmbout psycho tea b
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>>154302126
pip-peli
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Jiri would blow his knee out as a ref. He can’t do what Herzog does
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What's baja blast Jackson up to nowadays?
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Yes you’re correct,!Jackson is an African American last name in the United States. Are you talking about the Quinton ‘Rampage’ Jackson?
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when I see cowboy on the podcast I tune in
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>>154302252
you cheeky scoundrel
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my /box/ bonsai is a healthy week and some change old, unlikely to make the whole 2 months but i think a good 4-6 weeks should be doable
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>>154302126
Just download Godhand
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ilja's father in law must be so disappointed in his daughter
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there are like 10 trumps running around florida and she settles for some russkie thug larping as a spaniard
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women are nothing but trouble I’ll tell you wut
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>>154302277
Jackson is an Anglo name
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>>154302496
>derived from "hebrew" yochanan, "god is gracious"
goodness gracious bongs you're not going to take this lightly are you?
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>>154301799
>implying
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What's next for her?
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>>154302654
Letting Steiney do shots off her tummy
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>>154302513
Wrong
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Imagine knowing the nelk boys names
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Imagine not wanting to get faded in the Howler Head bang bus
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Imagine being a total loser living in Britain being here all day every day for years and being laughed at constantly
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What was your first event?
For me, it’s bisping vs hendo 2
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Its only us 2 here. Admit I just raped you and Ill talk to you more.
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>>154302745
Im not that Brit
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Justin Gaethje, bread
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Kek jasjas wrestle stalled because she needed a win bonus
Based or based?
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>>154302745
You bodied me!
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>>154302670
scroll down la'
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>>154302745
hell yeah! rape that brown bong
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>>154302745
fuck yuo faggot leave him allne
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How are you gyus doing? In loife?
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>>154301305
Ilia is the Drago to Justin's Rocky
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>>154302910
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I'm very confident in the fact Ciryl Gane will destroy Alex Poorear's bussy and become the undisputed GOAT of the heavier weight classes
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>>154302966
I think so
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>>154302745
Hey how's that finance job treating you
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>>154302811
NO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING NOOOOOO
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>>154302986
Fuck you I got put on probation they hsve some keylogging shit and found out what I said to you
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>>154303037
haha faget
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>>154302966
personally what scares me the most about gane is that hes just about to enter his prime
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Gane has lost EVERY big fight IN HIS LIFE
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>>154302910
the word bombaclot comes to mind
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>>154302948
My niquha!!
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>>154302966
Stop being gay.
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no ones bussy has ever been destroyed frankly its just gay fantasies by faggots
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>>154303142
wa de rass yuh talmbout da rassclaart b?
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There should be a timelimit for ground fighting if no effective strikes or submissions are happening. One of the worst things is to watch a faggot controlling another trying to submit with no success for a whole round.
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>>154303183
'tassium?
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I really think John Dodson would have been undefecated in King of the Streets
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>>154303183
They need to allow full strikes to grounded opponents, headbutts included. The whole point of MMA is to get away from bullshit that only works in some martial arts rules/styles.
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Ullberg is Barney rubble
Jiri is Fred Flinstone
Petr Yan is Bam-Bam
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>>154303137
*exposes ungabunga as a greedy african scam artist*
*exposes jon as a gay cowardly duck*
*exposes tom as a crying quitting boxcel*

next time gane "loses" a fight remember one thing: gane is always 10 steps ahead of you
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he's none of those things and you know it
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how the fuck is this retard getting a 4th title shot? get fuckin real this company is pure dogshit
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>THE PROGIDY
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>SMAKC MY BICTH UP
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ilia on ariel show today
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>>154303360
Let's go!
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in 3 hours of age
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>>154303360
I cant watch im at wrok
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>>154303360
birds of a feather iykyk
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Aljogodmengbrehs..... Finna feel good this weekend zeeming that jumped-up pussy Zalal thinking he's tough becuase he zeemed some hasbeens.

Our guy SterGOD will show him.
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....cotinued:

I get hard when I think of what we'ew going to do toi Zalel this weekend.

I GET EXCTIED

Wheat other sport can do this? Whot other sport can make you ERECT at thinking of what is going to happen, KILLING PELPL<
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Nah fuck that
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This is OUR victory.
This is OUR weekend.

SterGODCHADMENGBREHS.... THIS IS US.
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>>154303534
Hoenstly? Respect
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>>154303137
He permaheemed aspinall in the eyes of the public
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sterlings gonna throw the fight to "built up" zalal and get in Sean Shelby's good graces a la Josh emmett
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i like jersey but can't bring myself to boy aljo
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i miss silvio so much
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Tawlmbout Silvio Danté b? Tawlmbout rocknroll??
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>>154303657
no but he was cool too
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Godhand truly is the ultaimate weemer game. You gotta love it.
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>>154303778
Vanquish is pretty heem iyam
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>>154303249
>headbutts included
Honestly... Part of me likes the idea, but then people would argue headbutts should be allowed anytime...
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>>154303778
come heem my weemer thtd be a fun game for you
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>>154303799
Based Mikamiheemer
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The sun is shoining....The birds are chipring....Josh Hokit will weem Lewis....I love loife
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>>154303249
>>154303820
Headbutts aren't the dangerous thing, it's back of the head/spine strikes. That's what makes a failed shot so safe in MMA but literally deadly IRL.
Plus just the ground in general. You don't break your knee on the octagon but might on asphalt.
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I hate when you come around.
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>>154303982
Who b
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that cat is bad luck but its yet to cross my path
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All my weems are delievered as weempositories bitch!!
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what if I told you one of the current champs has never in his life won an undisputed championship title fight?
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FAT ASS
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can't stand aspinall
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memento masvidalori
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heemento mori
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aspinall punked out jon jones
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No black champions or high level contenders. What happened?
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>>154304313
MMA became too high IQ.
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What if I told you guys this. What if I told you guys Im the MMA guy amongst my coworkers and they ask me about all aspects of combat but in Reality I have never won a fight and was actually forced to suck dick at gunpoint in 2004
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had to buy xl wraps again
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>>154304313
uhh Ngannou is sitting right there... somewhere over there PFL I think maybe I DONT KNOW! stop asking me
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>>154304338
youre like Jorge Masvidal bro
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Who is the Gout Gout of MMA?
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>>154304426
Jas Jas
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>>154304426
adesanya obviously
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>>154304426
Tank Abott
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420 heem it fgts
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Hitler would have really enjoyed the White Hause card. Food for thought.
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Why did she do it brehs ;_;
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>>154304426
Some African pecker from the regionals recently debuted. I told everyone: he will lose. And he did lose. But he was favourite and peopel were expecting better.
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>>154304491
Our little queen is in heaven.
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You guys are fucked in the head, seriously
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>>154304338
You.... sucked?
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>>154304480
The overlap between things Hitler would enjoy and things I enjoy is really terrific.
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>>154304491
her weirdo family were forcing her to fight and she just wanted to be normal

she went out like a real one though
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Ciryl Gane's only real loss is against Jon Jones and that's only because the UFC didn't give him much time to prepare the fight and he himself didn't take it too seriously which is still a mistake. But besides that he got robbed by the judges against Ngannou, he clearly won the story and he also won the story against Aspinall. He's an elite level fighter and he'll prove it soon. He'll be too quick for Pereira, Gane's footwork will give him the win and he's sexier than Pereira. There is no doubt in my mind and people won't be able to deny his greatness anymore.
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>>154304531
People forget man the french helped America claim independence from Britain.
>ciryl euthanizes tomala
>is rewarded on the freedom 250 white house card beating a smelly Mexican
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>>154304491
Guess fifty times before posting
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>>154304531
Too bad he couldn't keep his fingers in check and cost himself the belt hahaha dumb french nigger
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>>154304531
Can't wait to see him get comically heemed in front of the whole world lmaoooo
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>>154304586
Bon gamins job was to assassinate tom and he did his job
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>It's up!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RZGbS210c0
>legendz only!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RZGbS210c0
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Tom is back to training btw
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Damn slow day for /gaethje/
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>>154297560
Ai make Tomala twitch shake and head explode red splat meat tomato sauce ketchup monkey brains flying everyone cheering :)
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>>154304654
nah, fuck that!
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>>154304666
brought to you by Monaco, one shot in every can!
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miss this little guy
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>>154304710
>one shot
wasn't it 2??
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Since Cejudo retired I had to become a Josh Van fan. The kid never fights though
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>>154304531
Based Dana giving Gane infinite title shots + a spot in the biggest UFC card ever. And all Gane had to do was poke Thom in the eyes a lil.
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fighters should fight on designer stimulants (under the vada radar). its a huge edge in athletic performance
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>>154304764
talmbout tightening purse strings n paying fighters less b dat means a lil less booze 2
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>>154304778
there are the PED based Olympics. When will the ifc go to Dubai and hold a roided card
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>>154304778
Most are. Only retards get caught.
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To all the non specimens, why do you use steroids? I don’t get it. You recover? Romero is a clean specimen.
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>>154304794
>Only retards get caught.
remind us who has the most test failures in the poofc
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Only drug I’m takin is that headband and I ain’t talkin the California kid b
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>>154304701
Sorry Canada. Like I just said. It's LEGENDZ ONLY
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Josefine Knutsson Fight Week. The Hype Is Real.
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hes on
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hate watching fight nights is what I do
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>>154304811
Jonbros, say it ain’t so…
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I support cheating before a fight. I don’t support cheating during a fight. Jon Jones is the goat of both. A champion with class and skill
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Jawny, Jawny most brutal is knee to face. Romero is the only man that can beat Jones
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If you met jon jones in real life what would you say to him? I would say "hey man how you doing? Had anything to eat today? No? How about a knuckle sandwich hahahahaha" and then just wait and see how he reacts
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If I encounter Jon Jones it’ll be cruising the mean streets of Albuquerque
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Id probably flick his sac and then be like haha man just kidding and then his fighers would rape my head
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>>154305066
he’s got a great sense of humor. he’s take you under his 84.5” wing and teach you about this game we call the fight
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>>154304875
wow!
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You throw a flicking sack tap, I throw a flicker jab. That’s the difference between me and you? about 5 jab and outs, 3 ounces, 2 vehicles.
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How will her story end?
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>>154305129
>Rug pulls her fans in the name of Jesus
>sells nudes
>sells feet pics
She looks like every 50 year old Russian mechanic
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>>154305129
Not going to be rude or anything to her as she was an great chanp so Ill posit you this: Pat Benoit
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>>154305129
an espn 30 for 30 that opens with a 911 call
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bros im about an inch away from getting a dog tomorrow.
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Izzy...
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>>154304823
>his teeth
lol
m
a
o
rofl even
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdphvuyaV_I
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>>154305152
why do such a thing when you have barely trained that dog that’s inside of you
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The simple fix is to not get another dog, but to be the dog, embrace the dog. Be the dog. Year of the dog.
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SMIFFDOG
M
I
F
F
D
O
G
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>>154305152
just dump her it only gets worse from here
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>>154305152
Its an lifestyle change for sure b, make sure youre ready
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be the dog you want to see in you
-air bud
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Tehy had to break that actors legs to get into the Air Bud costume it was fucked
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go'on get! get out of here you stupid mutt. I dont want you anymore!
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Air Bud is my P4P goat. That golden could do it all in the cage
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>>154305129
>PUG rose
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When he hit that Superbark punch over the Air Bud Light logo for the Westminster title I lost it. Should be in the UFC HOF
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>>154305129
Jesus gives her the power of resurrection to bring back Pat's childhood friend so she doesn't need to be sculpted
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>pug rose
>hound dog barry
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MVP
most valuable primate
wow!
racist undertones were pff the charts in this 10/10 classic!
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there was this generic like air bud ripoff I watched as a kid named bingo a few times, I really dont remember shit about it though
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>>154305288
>signs top African talent
It all checks out. Factual post
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1991, fuck me buds Im ancient
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I guess air bud was a rip off of bingo
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>>154305304
>Canine Macauley Culkin
Damn!
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what was the baseball movie with mufasa and the big ass dog where they lose the babe ruth ball or some shit you know the thing
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>>154305290
Bingo fought on the first ufc in Denver b while Airbud came in later
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>>154305311
all RIP offs of Lassie [1954]
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>>154305313
wapo don't miss
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the sandlot (1993) now that was a motion picture
it had dames and everything
beethoven obv a top 5 GOAT series too
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Beethoven was funny on the mic. The dog just didn’t give a fuck
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>>154305323
itself a shameless plagiarism of laine's seminal tuntematon sotilas
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>>154305336
bro you reminded me of Wishbone [1995]
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>>154305353
damn i was finna post wish bone. now im stuck with Shiloh
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>>154305353
now this classic i have not seen
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Lowkirk forget about last weekend's card, didn't even register that there was one. That's how bad the ufc has fallen.
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Does anyone here ever talk about MMA? Jk... That movie with the ape playing ice hockey ruled
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>>154305366
>>154305371
we are discussing dog movies if you wouldn't mind shutting the fuck up. Respectfully
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>>154305364
They dress this dog up in every costume imaginable, one second he's a nobleman from the age of thieves and the in anothern scene he's diving with Jaques Cousteau fuckin badass show
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>>154305375
>>154305371
sorry didn't mean to @ you germbro accept my sincerest apologies. Respectfully
>>154305376
if my eyes have not deceived me your fine country has rebooted the german timeless classic kommisar rex as inspector rex i wholeheartedly recommend it
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DC in the early days with Javier
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Kommisar Rex [1995]
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>>154305361
damn it reminded me of this classic
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>>154305387
>Inspector Rex
Yeah my mom was watching this a couple weeks ago huh
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White House card is bringing the belts home to America. It’s been a long journey
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little bit off topic, you can find subtitles this is propably the greatest finnish movie ever made
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it’s The Shaggy DAna for me
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Heemsiah save us from these troubles
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atomic dog or bust
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>>154305446
what a peculiar tongue at the top of that poster
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>>154305446
lol atomic clog
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>>154304426
Rueg Rueg https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/238888-oumar-kane-reug-reug
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>>154305544
ichi the killerbeit
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talmbout ufc FW Jet Li
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https://youtu.be/Jb7kJ-j_dKA?si=LIEo2kBoJtnczQOW
wooo hooo hooo hooo hooo
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Ever seen this kino?
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Finna invite Aspen Ladd to watch all those movies with me
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>>154304654
Greatest minds of the sport
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WE CANNOT FUCKING FOLLOW THEM
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>>154304654
>Dustin shitting on Chandler at every given opportunity
One of the last true haters
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>>154304531
gane should have won against ngannou, but the judges gave francis the nod because of his injury
he lost the rematch to volkov though
which makes gane killing a guy that looked like volkov in his movie even funnier
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Thread of the year my nigga Mamraduke would fucking HEEM Grafield
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>>154305544
https://youtu.be/8AZr_ZQXV3U?si=_Nnl4ArTNZHCIc8t
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i wonder if israel liked the new avatar movie
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>>154305816
Dulling the pain with a drink are we? You are J-daddy owned, miss k-1. Their cumrag, to be precise.
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Talmbout cats n dogs b
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>>154305909
Someone got paid millions cor this meanwhile Tai Tuivasa has to get brain damage to affored an Corolla
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The world isn’t ready for a Germans Shepard champion
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>>154305917
The animals talk in the movie b. They’re locomotive trains unlike lazy tai talmbout lack of work ethics for streamers tai who he bonamassa
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>uncs wylin about dog movies
that's enough
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Costa is a snake in the favela
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we cant do it, i am a true believer
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Trained movie dogs have more skills than *spins the wheel*
>bryce michelle
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Most trained fighter in the ufc has to be Tim Asponal
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>>154305939
Your betters have a name. And that name is J-DADDIES
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UFC Fight Night 280
>Jczuk vs Medov
>Medov vs Eira
>Eira vs Erov
>Boev vs Yaev
>Ttori vs Diev
>Ayev vs Johnson
>Walker vs Yaev
>Khan vs Moto
Ovs looks good for this one
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>>154305990
>ovs
shut the fuck up faggot
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I've been thinking lately about that ringside gilf doctor. She's so fucking hot
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>>154306030
Agree but you just killed the thread...
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Thread killing bitch "hey guise neyoen else get an hard dick?" Fuck off dude
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>>154306030
>>
DOFF
DOFF
HOLD DAT
U GET ME
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post something to make my meng hard
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>>154306481
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>>154306481
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>>154306481
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what if he wins?
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Why is ngubu fighting a fighter that was so bad that tanner boser sent him to light heavyweight?
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>>154306593
it's more likely than you think
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>>154306593
It really is all over if he does. Spammy hangs himself. Kadydaddy has zatdaddy executed probably. The brazzas become a laughing stock of the sport. DC eats himself to death. Khabib will start going extra hard on his stable of fighters out of fear, causing them all to lose moral and their next fights. It's just all bad.
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>>154301162
I don't get it, is it supposed to be his own face or Tariel's? He even has T written over there but he's Topuria.
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55 days until Gane fights.
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>>154306306
>>154306374
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Pre-schaub /heem/ is something I miss

Gane is the new schaub
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Josh Hoscheck
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schaub means poop
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Canada is a female country
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Which fighter does this remind you of?
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>>154307591
no ufc fighter has that much personality i fear
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Uhhhhh pereirasisters… I don’t feel so good…
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>>154307839
vakhitov isn't that good and i doubt he can mimic pereira's style
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Gane is going to wrestle anyway.
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Gane will eyeheem like a real one
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Talk about real fighters
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pereira heedeemed himself by getting revved by ank all fight week then still heeming him
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>>154307839
>>154307897
He's not mimicking, they're just getting work in... he's coaching him on Pereira's tricks of the trade... we're so fucked. This is bad.
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pereira and vakhitov are 1-1 btw
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>Dana White and /heem/ on Brock's Retirement video at Monday Night Raw
Gonna miss this man
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>>154307591
Gane.
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>>154308112
Best at dealing with the hook easily and piecing him up with no memes. And Alex lost last. I don't want gayne to win either but It's not good man.
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>>154307591
jamahal hill
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>>154307632
There's not such thing as a gay black man. The designation of gay would imply that there can exist a straight black man. Thus, there are no gay black men.
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ciryl pane
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>>154307632
Average Gane fans
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>>154308134
By the way, The homage for lesnar with dana and others in it https://x.com/WWE/status/2046405028684910937
Also btw don't post at /pw/ for a while, that cripplepedo by the name of rovert from ireland is now a mod there and i got a global timeout just for mentioning his ass.
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>>154307632
>>154308304
it's ai slop. they woudnt let dudes wear hair pieces like that or they would hide shanks and drugs in them.
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finna hide my dick in your ass b
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Uldaddy knocked out Jiraped on one leg btw.
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>>154308449
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Ciryl Gane is the greatest fighter in recorded human history.
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remember when pereddit /heem/ sissies were unironically in tears crying about the le breakup?
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>>154308538
>I wish her nothing but the best in her journey.
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whats up guys
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Why megan olivi needs to be doing all this live on ufc broadcast?
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>>154308421
>I..... STAND ALOOONNE
This should be tommy gun mcmillen's walkout song.
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>>154308557
Not much brother enjoying some dinner the wife made and then finna play some PS2 emulated games. How are you my brother?
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apparently TKO is veeming WWE and wrestlemainia was shite
This is the canary in the cold mind of whats going to happen with the UFC I fear
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>>154308645
I love ps2 games mane
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>>154308645
>finna play some PS2 emulated games.
like what
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>>154308702
Playing some Rise to Honour, Wipeout and Chaindive b
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Malott
Joirdain
Herbert
Jasudavicius
Young
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>hokit
>gable
>etc.
HW is back as fuck
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>>154309004
Fucking. Basadǒ
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Thinkn bought Ilia heeming goats again
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>>154309055
>>gable
not worth getting excited about they're just going to give him cans
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>>154309231
is that what he calls glory hole mengs?
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>>154310124
Can you stop thinking about gay sex?
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOH
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>>154310362
its very hard for me
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>>154310584
can it be hard for me? :3
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Why did Ngannou just post this to IG?
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Rhombus Rousey
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>>154310942
Queer!
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>>154311011
Playa needs to take the thong out his bussy
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>uh.. i think ill hold it
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Ciryl Grond
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>>154310942
you want daddy to gnp you until you leak like a good kitten?
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>>154312050
Faggot!
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>>154312050
Faggot!
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>>154312050
gay guy!
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>>154312050
Cake boi!
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>>154312094
>>154312101
>>154312111
>>154312192
come say this shit in the gym see how fast i put you out. it takes a man to properly dominate other men
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>>154312200
I go to a straights only gym
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>>154312218
im straight passing
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yeah and I'm tyron woodley
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>>154312200
>don't put out? ill put you out!

I wouldn't piss on a fire to put you out.
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>>154312200
>come say this shit in the gym see how fast i put you out
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Im metrosexual, I dont fight anyone
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holy shit that was loud
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this doo fucks trains
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had a terrible dream i was still sprung on the gypsy
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>>154312332
by how she got you?
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>>154312337
even worse i saw her out with another meng (of somalese persuasion) and felt jealous though she obv chose me over him in the dream
messed up
bit racist
not nice

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