>>154302633
lel

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>xe has to use AI slop

>>154302689
BRVTAL

>>154302689
it's so fucking over.. wurstl-uli just called me
>hey did you see that tranny with the bayern flag the mentally ill guy posted on /sp/? yeah? well DFB and DFL just called us and cancelled all our titles since 1963
I hope uefa doesn't see this

oh my fucking god, apparently uefa called

>>154302689
bayernmädels look like this??

>>154302689
most handsome chicken

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>>154302762
not just them

>so butthurt he photoshops the b00n tranny
KWABOTY

>>154302748
that speechbubble is not transparent, you are triggering me

that's the original though

>>154302849
idk how to do that shit on my phone sorry bro

damn you guys are retarded

the b00n boomer is having xir daily sperg out because no one cared about the gorillionth blundershitga title

>because no one cared
I think the sperg out ITT that's been ongoing for 24 hours seems to differ

it's just 1860 anon having some fun

>Vinicius Junior’s agent has been touring 'all of Europe' in search of a potential move away from the Bernabeu, Chelsea who were said to have an interest in the player have also cooled down on their interest, with his contract running out next year Real Madrid want an answer from the player.
Welcome to ____?
>>154303077
*HSV anon
1860 anon hasnt posted in a good while

>>154303118
deutschposting about people not being from Munich and visiting stadiums is quite literally 1860anons shtick

>>154303118
Einer für den Hufschmied?

I'm starting to think this "1860anon" has never been a real thing and the pictures he posted of himself puking in the ubahn were AI generated.

>>154303210
nah he knows too much lore about Bayern and Unterhaching even

we've got a 60er here?
come to stachus tomorrow at 5pm you sad fuck, I will end you, you will know it's me thanks to my red bayern cap

>>154303213
t. The one who larped as sechzig anon

>>154303224
I wish

>>154303215
this guy ran jt out of Munich lol, he never came back to vacation here

better be careful what you wish for

>>154303241
im 195cm and know kravmaga
he's a 60er so he's one of those 170cm soiboys

I've beaten the shit out of 59anon before, that's why he rarely comes here
I've also beaten up HSV guy, Bremen guy and that one Mainz guy

Today is the 500th birthday of the humanist Ulrich Fugger.

>Fisnik Asllani (23/Hoffenheim/Sturm/30 Mio. Euro Marktwert): Der heißeste Star auf der Liste. Voraussetzung: Guirassy geht! Book kennt Asllani aus Elversberg, der BVB hat bereits Kontakt aufgenommen. Aber: Auch andere Klubs sind interessiert, zudem kann er sich sogar einen Hoffenheim-Verbleib vorstellen.
I guess him staying depends on Hoppelheim getting CL

>Zugänge für 200 Millionen Euro, zwei Trainer – Platz 6 nach 30 Spieltagen. Die Bundesliga-Saison von Bayer Leverkusen ist ein Desaster. Die Überzeugung der eigenen Stärke, mit der Ex-Trainer Xabi Alonso (44) die Werkself zum Double-Sieger 2024 und in der vergangenen Saison zum größten Bayern-Konkurrenten machte, ist weg. Den Beweis lieferte das 1:2 zuletzt gegen Augsburg: 36 Torschüsse, nur ein Treffer, null Punkte. Einmalig in der Liga-Geschichte."

>Leverkusen benötigt die Strahlkraft der Königsklasse, um für Top-Spieler und den neuen Trainer, der im Sommer Kasper Hjulmand (54) ablösen soll, interessant zu sein
Pillenbros...

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>Marco Rose wird ab 01.06. Trainer beim AFC Bournemouth.

>>154303342
>kravmaga
kc tier

>>154303436
both leaving this summer 100%

>>154303454
good good
we need more managers with international experience
Zornigger, Hyballa, Rose .. maybe one of them can coach the N11 in the future

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>>154303342
this nigga paid god knows how much for a krav MIGA course for some orc to tell him >just kick him in the ballz xD

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>Es gab am Abend einen medizinischen Notfall innerhalb des Teams der Wal-Helfer. Die Tierärztin Janine Bahr-van Gemmert wurde mit einem Hubschrauber in die Uni-Klinik Rostock geflogen.

>>154303118
Vinicius won't extend his contract and will move to City for free next year. They will be the only ones who will offer him 40M a year and a 50M signing fee

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>>154303753
vini joins HSV after 50+1 coomunist nonsense gets binned

>>154302633
We're watching kommissar rex btw

>>154303210
It's literally just hsv tranny

>Schalke hat voraussichtlich einen neuen Trikotsponsor gefunden. Es handelt sich dabei um das Industrie-Unternehmen BeumerGroup aus Beckum, das eine "hohe emotionale Verbindung zum Klub" hat. Der Vertrag geht über drei Jahre und soll Schalke pro Saison rund sieben Millionen Euro in die Kassen spülen. Das wäre in etwa das Doppelte, was S04 aktuell von Sun Minimeal kassiert.

>>154303804
its good to know germans are waking up the the fact 50+1 is holding them back. i also want to see german teams outside of bayern consistently reach the last 8 of the CL but it will never happen thanks to the 50+1 jews holding them back. the fans deserve to see their teams succeed

>>154303861
is this true? >>154303241

>>154303869
4 matches left to break it.

>>154303906
It's just one shizo

>>154303888
only a million less than what Gazprom paid at the end
not bad. although that was for 2rd bundes

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>>154303888
nice logo

>>154303906
Dumb argument. There is no 50+1 in France or Italy, yet multiple teams there never reach CL knockouts either. Only Inter and PSG in recent years.

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>>154303888
we are so fucking back

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>>154303933

>>154303906
once the saudi wc is done and mentally ill investors will lose all interest, 50+1 will start a golden age for german footy in europe, and the world.

>>154303933
Spain is mostly fan owned. Some investor fuckery but no worse than Red Bull here

>>154303955
He was talking about Champions League, knockouts, anon. Frankfurt also won Europa League despite operating under 50+1 and Freiburg has a good chance aswell this season despite the club being 100% fan owned.

>Leipzigs Yan Diomande spielt eine überragende Saison, hat in 29 Bundesliga-Spielen schon zwölf Treffer erzielt und sieben Tore vorgelegt. Der erst 19-jährige pfeilschnelle Flügelspieler hat sich damit auf die Zettel zahlreicher Topklubs gespielt. Einer davon ist der FC Liverpool, der den Ivorer offenbar als Nachfolger für Mo Salah auserkoren hat.
WirtZbros

>>154303973
Only club besides Real and Barca (the big clubs not needing to sell out completely like Buyern to be CL favorites each year) that consistently makes CL knockout is Atletico and they are 100% owned by some billionaires. Got recently sold to an equity fund.

>>154303988
Kartoffel auf die 2?

>>154303909
Yes

>>154303622
based timmy 0wn3d those woke freaktards

>>154304073
who's timmy? name's hope

>Newcastle United intensiviert offenbar die Bemühungen um Kennet Eichhorn und macht im Transferpoker Fortschritte

>kenneth squirrel

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>>154304175
Dorktardsbros?

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>>154304207
cucked by Brexit

>file.png

>it still doesn't understand copy-pasting

this is just the same guy talking to himself
wtf

>>154303342
In welchem Block stehst du?

>>154305424
couch left seat

wew, I see the HIV mong has been in full meltdown mode ever since Bayern secured the title

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>„Er hatte viele Möglichkeiten, zu wechseln. Aber Karim ist einfach ein loyaler Mensch. Dortmund ist nicht die schönste Stadt, da müssen wir jetzt niemanden anlügen und sagen, es ist mega hier zu leben. Klar, es gibt schönere Orte. Aber für mich spielt das gar keine Rolle. Wichtig ist doch, dass der Verein dich unterstützt und der Trainer hinter dir steht. Und bis jetzt hat eigentlich alles gut geklappt. Er sagt immer: Wenn ich irgendwann von Dortmund gehe, dann mit Dankbarkeit. Er will das Gefühl haben, dass er wirklich alles für diese Mannschaft gegeben hat.“
>„Ich glaube, sein Idol ist auch Marco Reus. Wenn man sieht, was Marco bei Dortmund gemacht hat, kann man das total verstehen. Er ist eine Legende. Klar, viele sagen manchmal, dass er nicht mehr so oft in der Startelf steht. Aber da müssen wir jetzt durch. Auch wenn Dinge im ersten Moment negativ wirken oder vielleicht unverdient erscheinen, ist es am Ende oft für etwas gut. Egal, was passiert – es wird dir helfen.“
>„Er kommt nach Hause und ich frage: Hast du mit dem Trainer gesprochen? Dann sagt er: Was soll ich machen? Er ist der Chef, er entscheidet.“ Und weiter: „Es gibt Spieler, die wünschen sich sogar, dass die Mannschaft verliert, wenn sie selbst nicht spielen. Bei Karim ist das komplett anders. Sein Traum ist es, mit Dortmund Meister zu werden. Er will das unbedingt.“
>„Man schaut immer von Spiel zu Spiel. Man weiß nie, wo man hinkommt, was passiert. Es kann sich alles ändern. Aber ich sage auch: Ich fühle mich da wohl, wo ich gerade bin.“
Welcome to?

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wt actual f

>>154312795
blue check mark on X said so?
must be true then

>>154312795
>The Dutch central defender suffered a lower back injury as United beat Crystal Palace 2-1 on November 30, with then-manager Ruben Amorim initially promising a swift comeback.

>However, he is yet to return to full first team training as he remains in rehabilitation.

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>wake up
>Sammer has another foidpill

>Wie der Pay-TV-Sender „Sky“ bereits mehrfach berichtete, soll Atubolu vom SC Freiburg in England heiß begehrt sein
>Einem „Sky“-Bericht zufolge sondiert der Sport-Club deshalb bereits den Markt und hat den Blick auf Torwart-Talente aus Deutschland geworfen. Der Sender nennt unter anderem Hannovers Noll und Werders Backhaus als mögliche Kandidaten auf eine Nachfolge

>>154313225
>Bongs still think that Germany produces good goalies

>>154313225
at least 125 mio

>>154313376
Oh and no refunds, as is tradition

https://x.com/i/status/2045524124668207615
2 games ban worthy foul in the blundershitga

they have a bird..

>>154313225
Shartu to Chelsea?
I think he would fit in there

>>154314356
he won't be overwhelmed by London like the other german yokels that went to the EPL

>>154313225
Literally the only reason atubolu ain't the Germany Nr. 1 is because of racism even non racist bundes guys call him the next neuer

>>154303215
AS EXPECTED nobody showed up while I kept walking up and down k-platz STEADFAST with my red bayern cap for 45 minutes
challenging people to spontaneous arm wrestling matches while waiting
AS EXPECTED he was too scared of the bayern bull ready to grind him into dust
they also call me Bonesaw

>stachus
ok kanake

>Kofane fehlt Leverkusen gegen Bayern
Pillenbros

>>154315538
who?

bierfane is based af

he's no Bonifatius that's for sure

hes got the anlagen to be better 4sure

Jesus, the Bernabeu stadium is dead silent. Never seen anything more depressing than this before, not even in the Allianz Arena

>>154316075
roof status?
also, enjoy your first leliga slop match

>>154316141
They're whistling their own players including Vini lol
I was just curious how broken Madrid is after that Bayern game. Not gonna watch any more of this shitshow

>>154316075
We get a lot of shit because most people don't like german but do yourself a favor and check out the spanish commentary on DAZN. Every time that guy says Suarez it sounds like he has a dick in his mouth. The way they pronounce Z and C (Barca) is insufferable. Why is mexican spanish so much less offensive?

>not watching inter vs coomo
kek

>>154316608
Como sisters, we were so close...

kek Camavinga just got ausgepfiffen when he came on. coach didn't even have the balls to bring him on alone, it had to be a double Wechsel to minimize the damage

Bayern get knocked out by Villareal and it's memoryholed the next week

Btw I'm going to the 60 game this weekend lelele

GuMo

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Uhhh hsvbros.... I don't see us picking up another point.... All Pauli needs is 2 wins (they play heidencucks, wolfscucks and m1 (cucks))... we're relegated....

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he's a traitor to england

>>154324115
he's actually getting kinda clutch
he came out of injury, didn't play that well (especially in the first leg) and still scored two goals against real

what Lil Timmy gon do?

>>154323954
hardkohr and pimmer hatty vs söy fauli to keep us up

>Die „Sport Bild“ hatte zuvor berichtet, dass bei Real Madrid auch über Hoeneß gesprochen wird, wenn es um die Suche nach einem Nachfolger für Kurzzeitlösung Álvaro Arbeloa geht. Die Königlichen beobachten den 43-Jährigen demnach ganz genau, vor allem die Dominanz des Stuttgarter Spiels soll imponieren. Eine Real-Anfrage an Hoeneß oder die Schwaben gebe es aber noch nicht.
Brustringbros...

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My coworkers keep calling me an ossi but pronouncing the O like an A, I guess I'm an east German (Dresden) Chad after all

>>154326475
I think its time to tell us about the Dresden stadium incident

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>>154326492
No

>>154326564
I guess it'll still take some time for that trauma to pass

>>154326475
did you finally shave off your hair

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>Gnabry verkündet sein WM-Aus

>Es sei denn, Atubolu würde doch noch sein Arbeitspapier bei seinem Heimatverein verlängern. Dafür gibt es allerdings aktuell keine Anzeichen. Im Gegenteil. Nach kicker-Informationen hat die Spielerseite um Atubolus neue, in Abu Dhabi ansässige Agentur Epic Sports den SC-Entscheidern Signale gesendet, dass sie intensiv an einem Sommerwechsel arbeitet und damit einen Abschied forciert

>>154326739
oh no! what will we ever do without him!

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>>154326739
>Woltemade on the 10
Grim, grim, grim

>Nach übereinstimmenden Informationen beschäftigt sich Tottenham Hotspur intensiv mit einer Verpflichtung von Kehl. Beim englischen Traditionsklub soll der frühere Dortmunder Kapitän eine Art Sportdirektoren-Rolle übernehmen.

>>154326879
Kehl should be good enough for a 2. Liga club

>Der linksextreme Frauensender RTL, der regelmäßig damit auffällt selbst die ÖRR links zu überholen, übernimmt Sky.
lol what a match

>>154326919
Kehl sold Gittens for 60m. Lücke and Malen for 30. Muhcoco for 5...
He's a great salesman

DUNST DUNST DUNST

HE'S DEAD ;_;

>>154327028
wiederschaun und reingehaun

>>154326739
1 down, sane and goretzka to go

GWINNI

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MIA SAN MEISTER:INNEN

>>154327308
>Gnabry gets injured
>Musiala getting back in form
yes, yes

>>154327335
*crickets*

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>>154327360
haha, here's hoping your clubs' e-sports team will finally win something so you get to celebrate SOMETHING at some point in time

>>154327382
didnt bayern lose to dortmund there?

>>154327398
bro nobody cares about e-sports

Liebe Frauen, Glückwunsch zur Reichsmeisterschaft.

>>154327405
something like a trve vize e sport meister would say

we need better anti-doping

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der einzige wahre unbesigte meister aus leverkusen wird uns heute mal wieder so richtig den arsch versohlen ._.

BOK BOK BOK IHR HÜHNER! JETZT GIBT'S AUF DIE FRESSE!!!

there is no way Bayern doesn't win today
PSG will knock them out tho

>Auch Barça-Trainer Hansi Flick bekommt sein Fett weg. Tomaszewski macht ihn für das Aus gegen Atlético verantwortlich und spottet über dessen Vorbereitung. Er fragte sich, ob Flick „Gärtner oder Trainer“ sei, nachdem dieser den Rasen inspiziert und sich anschließend beschwert habe. Sein Urteil fällt hart aus: „Der deutsche Herr ist verantwortlich für das, was in den Spielen gegen Atlético passiert ist, und hat gezeigt, dass er wenig mit Spitzenfußball zu tun hat.“ Sogar die Klubführung um Präsident Joan Laporta und Sportdirektor Deco wird indirekt attackiert. Der 78-Jährige schlägt ironisch vor: „Ich schlage den Herren Laporta und Deco vor, den Deutschen für den Nobelpreis zu nominieren – dafür, dass er so ein Team ruiniert hat.“
gansibros it's over innit?

based Andrich should break some chicken wings today

ich esse die chicken mit rice right now, let's go

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"einlaufkind" my ass. She's totally fuckable.

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>>154327666
Chicken mit Rice, erzähl keinen Scheiß, du Penner sheesh

Hallo meine Freunden. Ich lerne Deutsch jetzt

>zieht den Bayern die Lederhosen aus
i can already smell the 0:5

>>154327655
he's gonna stay until everybody hates him again
the meltdown after the sextuple was the best thing ever for his reputation

>>154327681
es ist lecker, Mann!

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why is there no debate on feinstaubbelastung in bundes matches?

>>154327678
Nonce

>>154327603
>>154327640
morgen 16uhr hamburg HBF beim edeka

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>>154327705
Punkt 5

how is that no pen lmao

I've seen enough
5:0 to Bayern

Upa needs to work on his shit in front of goal man

>>154327749
no he doesn't, he's a CB

>>154327756
yeah that's why he keeps missing sitters like the one against madrid

>>154327655
Does that polish sissy remember what Barca was for so many years before Flick came? They couldn't even make it past the group stage. This is a completely broke club with a 3 billion debt that has no money to sign any player, they always have to use some turkish bazaar Taschenspielertricks just to get a washed up Premier league player on loan. You always have to remember that

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>>154327726
why are ossis like this?

>>154327678
Leave Marie-Louise Eta alone you piece of shit

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Oh look, Buyernwinslol cup version

>>154327678
I miss going to Epstein Island

>>154327810
Bayern hasn't won the cup since 2020

Wait people actually care about the boggal?

>>154327840
ABBs, man. never reach this point, no comeback from there.

>>154327862
top 5 most watched match this season probably

>Andrich

too easy
see you Saturday

>eimer

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>>154327885
>>154327660
he does wear the wrong jersey tonight

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KANE KANE KANE KANE

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KHAAAAN

this guy fucking boots it into the top corner while most others would shoot it low
insane

Kane is unreal. His finishing is crazy. Just give him the ball and he will score

HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD

musiala will get injured if he doesn't get subbed in HT

>>154327874
no, i can't name you the past 4 winners

>>154327955
Stuttgart
Leverkusen
2 x Leipzig

>>154327979
I am noticing a pattern here bros

>0:1
>man hört nur die pharmakurve
lol

>that Kane pass
Lewandisney never did that shit

holy shit how is zw00 still allowed to be in this country

Enough with the fucking heroball!!!

Just Pass FFS!

>>154328016
why is Alki Schwatzke there?

>>154327979
see how soulless this cup has become

here is an idea
>fünferkette
>beton anrühren
>ecken üben

>>154327655
>Tomaszewski
Who?

What am I doing here

>>154328045
arselel gave a how many points advantage by this?

>>154328004
Harry's passes are almost Messi-tier. It's ridiculous to compare him to the Chancentod in every important Champions league game for Bayern. Lewandowski was just invisible in every quarter and semi final. He's also a guy that literally nobody likes

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>>154328065
>arsenal playing 5atb

CHIMPOUT

did he just grab his 'ick?

>>154328008
>leVARkusen
I always thought this is a meme. it isn't

Hoyzer must have some money on Leverkusen

Zwayer mal wieder unterirdisch

>Michael
KEK

Freund is melting into some kind of Vincent Cassel lookalike

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>„Das macht ihn auf der einen Seite sympathisch, auf der anderen Seite – hochprofessionell betrachtet – würde ich sagen: Julian, das gehört hier nicht her“, hatte Sammer daraufhin gesagt. Im Vorfeld des Pokal-Krachers zwischen Leverkusen und Bayern erklärt nun DFB-Sportdirektor Völler auf die Frage, ob er Sammers Aussagen nachvollziehen könne: „Nein. Ich habe es auch gelesen, aber ich habe heute Morgen noch mit Julian telefoniert. Also im Grunde muss ich darüber schmunzeln. Ich weiß ja, wie Matthias das meint. Er ist auch ein großer Analytiker, macht das ja auch wunderbar. Aber da hat er natürlich definitiv nicht recht. Also, wenn das jetzt das Problem in Deutschland ist, wenn der Bundeskanzler mit seiner Frau was bespricht ...“

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>it's another Buyern treble winning season
it is dull by now

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>>154328175
>>154328179
>>154328168
took me 10minutes to find this webm

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yeah this is what soulless subhuman ai sloppers look like
fucking lol

>ai
it's llm tho

>>154328343
OPbros? do we look like this?

how is that not a pen for leverkusen?

>>154328406
konzessionsentscheidung >>154327738

>>154328406
learn the rules

hey guys, live from the stadium, you can see me on TV in the blue jacket

NEUER

Muselmann needs to ease up on the sliding tackles

One badly timed challenge and his season is kaput

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Bundes meetup at the Auer Dult this weekend?

Stanibros...

>welp the ball left his foot so you're free to break his legs

another clear pen

Kinhöfer labert nur scheiße

>>154328492
yes
I'll be there sunday afternoon

liegt da wie ein sterbender schwan die memme

>>154328515
Okay based see u then

>>154328519
Nicht eher wie ein sterbender Wal?

>>154328542
das ist JT nachdem ich ihn umgeboxt hab

slippy Kane

what do we think about the sky takeover?

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muzzyallah post broken leg

Flekken usually never saves these shots because he's shit, what did they gave him?

>Stanisic

Maybe FT got a point

>>154328587
4 assists 1 goal in his last 4 games

OK who's oma is that? shown like three times during this telecast already

>poolise

More heroball

>>154328467
What made you move to shit on the street India?

Hahnsah is so shit

kek neuer

lmao Lucho always is godlike in impossible situations

>>154328700
Go bother somebody else tranny

>cumbreath for dönerteller

>kloretzka

>goyretzka

>Gayretzka

>>154328716
So you're actually a pajeet. Damn...

>>154328817
Not interested tranny

cam regisseur shood stop close-ups of kusen fans. What ere those even, aspirin babies or something? Every single one is disfigured

idk neither Freiburg nor Stuttigart have the fire to beat Bayern like Eintracht
happy to be proven wrong

what a schnarch game

>>154328939
leverkuZzzZZZzen special

lmao, just get rid off sideline refs at this point
this is gonna be a goal

LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO

ONSIDE

how the fuck do you whistle offside there lol?

DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ

LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO

Lucho was such a god tier signing. Imagine if we got Witz instead lol

Finally.

Leon and Upa lmao

Bayerndusel

Godretzka made it btw

>>154328968
anti var boomers in shambles again

>>154329002
I think he would be good in a counter-attacking team.

>>154328987
everyone doubted him including me, I'm glad he proved us wrong man what a player

>>154329004
Zweimal hätte es Elfmeter für Leverkusen geben müssen für Handspiel im 16er. Wie so oft geht das alles eh pro Bayern

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this goes hard

>>154329058
should have seen red

HIV schizo seething as usual

>>154329052
as always
>>154329058
>file.png

>>154329015
He's far too passive. Dunno what happened to him. Last he had a good season was the sextuple one.

https://x.com/i/status/2047048399803789638

Diaz just keeps scoring

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>>154329133
Liverpools loss, idk what they were smoking letting him go.

>>154329168
they thought they struck gold with isuck

>>154329215
they dont even play the same position

everything I'd say right now has already been said with the OP pic

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>no 4XL
guess I'll have to pass.. sigh

>>154329269
why would a hsv fan want this shirt?
you know it's supposed to be file.png, not jpg right?
you really don't understand what "file.png" means LOL

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>>154329269
>file
what a grossly overweight fettsau

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>>154329290
hsv bros, another L for us

>>154329039
Liverpool have no idea what they have lost. Lucho is the exact opposite of Vini and Mbappe. He works for the team, not for himself

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>>154329269
>>154329290
>>154329302
this is so funny
he seethed so hard he fucked up his samefag hahaha

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>>154329290
>HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV

>>154329334
>anime fag replying to it
yes

>>154329168
They thought Wirtz and that Swedish kid were better lol

What does Lucho mean? I don't even know but I like him

>>154329269
>hiv retard wears 4xl

>>154329269
>>154329290
holy KWAB
HIV faggot cannot stop taking Ls

>>154328577
i like their Europa League and U21 coverage
will they keep that?

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>>154329327
nice try chudler

>>154329364
Lucho is a nickname for anyone named Luis

>>154329226
tell that to the bald sloot

>>154329428
RTL of course
but its the only thing i watch from them

>>154329439
Imagine thinking Gakpooh was a better option to Diaz. They would have saved more money.

>>154329433
But why?

>>154325927
hmmm

>bayerncuck samefagging as hsvanon again
so desperate lol

the beer
beer
be

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>>154329269

>>154329736
your iq must literally be in the low 90s or 80s
lmao

>>154329363
>kid
He looks like hes 40

>Nach den Ergebnissen in den vergangenen Monaten wurde immer wieder über die Zukunft von Trainer Arne Slot (47) beim FC Liverpool diskutiert und spekuliert. Laut einem Medienbericht ist nun klar, ob der Premier-League-Klub mit dem Holländer weitermacht.
is there lead in liverpoolean water?

>>154329269
The Russians are in Berlin?

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GuMo

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Just a reminder if hoeneB (Sebastian) wasn't such a retard fag fraud, I wood have kept Füchad and therefore would have put Melody in her rightful place (4th)

Hagahahahahahahahahahagaha
No

it's kinda weird how there's this subgroup of a retarded american who doesn't watch 90% of games, a dortmund tranny and 2 others that play fantasy football here every season

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>Lamine yamal potentially out of the WC

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>>154336152
>Doesn't watch 99% of games
Ftfy

>>154336152
>everyone i dont like is a foreigner or queer
Ok chudler

>>154336152
kicker fantasy is fun af vs bundes frens, youre missing out

>>154336345
>>154336466
>>154336335
Samefag

>>154336152
>he never got to see JT benching tietz in his only ever good game vs Hoffenheim

>>154336593
no I didn't, and why would I want to?
people like him and that perpetually mad hsv guy who are constantly shitting up the thread are everything that's wrong with /bundes/ in recent years
it's worse/on par with the tripfags from 2013

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>>154336607
serious posts only!

>>154336619
>serious posts only!
that's not what I said

>>154336607
>from 2013
why are you still here

>Die schlimmsten Befürchtungen um Bayerns Offensivspieler Serge Gnabry sind wahrgeworden. Der 30 Jahre alte deutsche Nationalspieler wird die Weltmeisterschaft im Sommer verletzungsbedingt verpassen

>>154336607
da oben ist der X baddne

>Lange Haftstrafen für Ex-Nachwuchsfußballer aus Köln
I'm surprised that they are neither black nor (t)orkish.

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>>154336856
Woltebitcho 10 confirmed

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>>154336172
you lost chud

>>154330835
it is, but thats still enough to figure out your scheme

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>>154338244
Based retard

>>154336856
He had a good run this season. Even in the first game against Madrid. Who would have expected that?

>>154337613
Woltemade will bury Arsenals title hopes tonight

>>154338726
>>154338726
>>154338726
>>154338726

>>154338753
the flag has maybe 10 years more life in it
was only meant as a placeholder to begin with