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big wins for small teams edition
>Current and upcoming road races
20.04 - 24.04 Tour of the Alps 2.Pro
22.04 La Flèche Wallonne 1.UWT
22.04 La Flèche Wallonne Femmes 1.WWT
23.04 - 26.04 Vuelta Asturias Julio Alvarez Mendo 2.1
25.04 EPZ Omloop van Borsele Women 1.1 WE
25.04 Gran Premio Della Liberazione Donne 1.1 WE
26.04 Liège-Bastogne-Liège Femmes 1.WWT
26.04 Liège-Bastogne-Liège 1.UWT
26.04 Giro dell'Appennino 1.1
26.04 - 03.05 Presidential Cycling Tour of Turkiye 2.Pro
28.04 - 03.05 Tour de Romandie 2.UWT
01.05 GP Immo Zone/Vloer-en chapewerken Smetryns 1.1 WE
01.05 Eschborn-Frankfurt 1.UWT
02.05 Festival Elsy Jacobs à Garnich 1.1 WE
03.05 Lotto Famenne Ardenne Classic 1.1
03.05 Festival Elsy Jacobs à Luxembourg 1.1 WE
03.05 - 09.05 Vuelta España Femenina by Carrefour.es 2.WWT
06.05 - 10.05 ΔΕΗ Tour of Hellas 2.1
08.05 - 31.05 Giro d'Italia 2.UWT
08.05 La Classique Morbihan 1.1 WE
09.05 Grand Prix du Morbihan Femmes 1.1 WE
09.05 Grand Prix du Morbihan 1.Pro
10.05 Tro-Bro Léon 1.Pro
10.05 Trofee Maarten Wynants 1.1 WE
10.05 - 14.05 Baku-Khankendi Azerbaijan Cycling race 2.1
13.05 Navarra Women's Elite Classic 1.Pro
13.05 - 17.05 Flèche du Sud 2.1
13.05 - 17.05 Tour de Hongrie 2.Pro
14.05 Lotto Circuit de Wallonie 1.1 ME
15.05 - 17.05 Itzulia Women 2.WWT
>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53
>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/
>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/
>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/
>Velodrama league code:
51196855
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I think the lads at the bottom stopped at a café on the way. How are these guys in a pro team?
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>rider killed or maimed by rim brakes or super tuck
>0 (zero)
>riders killed by hookless or road furniture
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Nairo Quintana
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And the king of dope, the most entertaining GC rider this century. The rest had links or convictions but lord steak was another level. Pure quality we won't see again for generations.
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Tour of the Alps (2.Pro)
Stage 2
Telfs - Martell/Val Martello
147.5km
Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-the-alps/2026/startlist
GC after stage 1:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-the-alps/2026/stage-1-gc
Roadbook:
https://res.cloudinary.com/tota2k22/images/v1775207443/Roadbook-2026_w eb/Roadbook-2026_web.pdf
Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-the-alps/2026/stage-2/liv e
Streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / Rai / NOS / L'Equipe / ORF
13:35 CET
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Visma TdF jerseys
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They're probably just friends with the team managers and get a spot. They're most likely not getting paid but get to do amateur races with them as the team. Literally anyone can participate in the UCI gravel world series.
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>Of course, I have to rank Lennert Van Eetvelt highly, but that is solely on potential. We saw his superior level as a puncheur in the Vuelta in 2024, where he probably would have beaten the eventual winner, Primoz Roglic, on the first mountain stage, if he hadn't cheered too early. On the whole, he has shown a TOWERING top level on several occasions, including in the UAE Tour in 2024 and in Lombardy in 2025, where he was the third best man.
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>There will only be 15 teams at the start of the Tour de Romandie (April 28-May 3), announced as "more mountainous than ever."
>4 WorldTeams have used their joker to skip it: Alpecin-Premier Tech, Decathlon CMA CGM, Lotto-Intermarché, and Uno-X.
>Tudor is the only ProTeam.
why don't they invite more pro contis, if some WT got pissy and skipped the race
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This route isn't even that bad. No sprint stage sure, whatever who cares. A hilly stage. I think it comes at an awkward time in the season just before the giro and just after the ardennes which inevitably puts it in an awkward place. I think it looks great. Maybe the route + presence of a particular antichrist is what's putting people off. 4th at Romandie is very meh for on of the team leaders.
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I've spent the last couple weeks or so catching up on all the WT and PRO races I had put off, from the later Tirreno-Adriatico/Paris-Nice stages to Amstel Gold Race. I don't post here because I don't really enjoy people knowing I exist, even this post feels narcissistic. I hope the first stage of the Tour of the Alps is good. Cheers, /cyc/.
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>STÜSSI
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Thanks PCS Bert.
Very cool.
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FINN betraying
OMRZEL in difficulty
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2026 is the year of italian and french dopage
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GC
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This will be the final results in Fleche wallonne
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bert, I...
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I mean.. tell me it makes sense to call picrel a KWAB... a flat tyre is kwabby.. it's the perfect word. It's your tyre being a little bitch.
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Article on sport cycling from 1911 Britannica:
>But cycle racing has fallen upon evil days. At one time cycle racing attracted a large number of spectators, but gradually it lost the public favour, or rather was ignored by the public because it became mainly an advertisement for cycle makers. The presence of the man, directly or indirectly, in the employ of, or aided by a maker, and the consequent mixing up of trade and sport, lowered racing not only in the public estimation, but in that of all genuine amateurs.
>The introduction of pacing by multicycles and motors next took from cycle racing what interest was left. A motor race, in which the machines are run at top speed, is more exciting than the spectacle of a motor being driven at a rate which the cyclist can follow with the protection of a wind-shield. In America this system of proving what cyclists can do with racing machines was carried so far that in 1899 a board track was laid down on the Long Island railway for about 2 m. between the metals, and a cyclist named Murphy, followed a train, and protected by enormous wind-shields, succeeded in covering a mile in less than a minute in the autumn of 1900. Other cyclists have devoted themselves, at the instigation of makers, to the riding of 100 m. a day every day for a year. It would be difficult to say what advantage there is in these trials and contests. They are not convincing records, and only prove that some people are willing to take great personal risks for the benefit of their employers.
https://britannica11.org/article/07-0704-cycling/cycling
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Haha you dumb faggot >>154204368
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love this little guy
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>b-b-bit he's too young!
This year he gets beaten by poogacar. Yes we all know. But it's next year where he comes in clutch and saves humanity from the antichrist. The Jonas special.
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>https://www.la-fleche-wallonne.be/en/news/2026/info-with-one-day-to-g o-1/3500
What kind of cringe kino is this
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Tour of the Alps (2.Pro)
Stage 3
Latsch/Laces - Arco
174.5km
Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-the-alps/2026/startlist
GC after stage 2:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-the-alps/2026/stage-2-gc
Roadbook:
https://res.cloudinary.com/tota2k22/images/v1775207443/Roadbook-2026_w eb/Roadbook-2026_web.pdf
Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-the-alps/2026/stage-3/liv e
Streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / Rai / NOS / L'Equipe / ORF
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La Flèche Wallonne (1.UWT)
Herstal - Mur de Huy
200km
Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/la-fleche-wallonne/2026/startlist
Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/la-fleche-wallonne/2026/result/li ve
https://racecenter.la-fleche-wallonne.be/en
Streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / Rai / NOS / France TV / RTBF / RTVE / SRG-SSR / EITB
14:30 CET
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La Flèche Wallonne Femmes (1.WWT)
Huy - Mur de Huy
148.2km
Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/la-fleche-wallonne-feminine/2026/ startlist
Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/la-fleche-wallonne-feminine/2026/ result/live
https://racecenter.la-fleche-wallonne-femmes.be/en
Streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / Rai / NOS / France TV / RTBF / RTS
16:45 CET
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Big crash in the Alps, the following abandon:
Damien Howson (Pinarello Q36.5)
Daniel Federspiel (Austria)
Lorenzo Nespoli (MBH Bank)
Victor Langellotti (Ineos Grenadiers)
Lorenzo Finn (Red Bull Bora) (!!!)
Felix Engelhardt (Team Jayco Alula)
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Saint Paul has got to be the favourite in fleche. Start list all but confirms a French winner. Maybe skelly pulls out out the bag. Boomer alaphillippe would be a welcomed victory. Cosnefraud looked good recently too. I doubt gregoire. It's going to be a good race I think.
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we live in Alps
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How do you say "not so fast" in Danish?
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32 Paul Seixas
26 Lenny Martinez
25 Romain Grégoire
18 Kévin Vauquelin
18 Benoît Cosnefroy
15 Mattias Skjelmose
12 Valentin Paret-Peintre
10 Alex Baudin
8 Tobias Halland Johannessen
5 Léo Bisiaux
4 Clément Champoussin
3 Ion Izagirre
3 Jørgen Nordhagen
3 Antoine L'Hote
2 Christian Scaroni
2 Gal Glivar
2 Senna Remijn
2 Mauri Vansevenant
2 Guillaume Martin
1 Dorian Godon
1 Ewen Costiou
1 Cian Uijtdebroeks
1 Iván Romeo
1 ILAN VAN WILDER
1 Brady Gilmore
1 LORENZO MILESI
1 FREDRIK DVERSNES LAVIK
1 Jakub Otruba
1 Mattéo Vercher
1 Alex Aranburu
1 Mauro Schmid
1 Jai Hindley
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3 Paul Seixas Lenny Martinez Romain Grégoire Mattias Skjelmose Valentin Paret-Peintre Alex Baudin
>/pinot/
>KS Wisla Ustronianka
>OPTAKT ENJOYER
2 Paul Seixas Lenny Martinez Romain Grégoire Kévin Vauquelin Benoît Cosnefroy Gal Glivar
>Slome Duikelaar
>MVDF
2 Paul Seixas Lenny Martinez Romain Grégoire Kévin Vauquelin Benoît Cosnefroy Antoine L'Hote
>The Natty Gambit
>frfr on god
2 Paul Seixas Lenny Martinez Kévin Vauquelin Benoît Cosnefroy Valentin Paret-Peintre Tobias Halland Johannessen
>6th Column
>Milano San Crèmers
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VW T5 vans are reasonable. 70k miles, pop roof, 4wd for 22k. The bigger ones like his cost an absolute fortune but they are pretty cool. Just limits your options where you can go. Driving those down smaller roads is a nightmare, saw them struggle in scotland and wales many times.
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Fuel is also ghastly expensive and the van VW guzzles fuel. I cannot begin to imagine how thirsty those bigger ones are. Younger people can get away without the luxuries anyway, all you realistically need is a leisure battery, solar panel and a bed. And roof rack to bring your kayak.
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top 10
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GC
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>Sean QUINN
>Quinn SIMMONS
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Bigger vans are perfectly fine. I have a mid roof Renault Master and had the biggest available Iveco Daily before. A mid - high roof big van is gonna take around 10 l/100 km of diesel to move around regardless of what you've got in there so it's not that much more than a normal car or especially a smaller van. And there's no issues driving them on smaller roads. I find them easier to park and reverse than most cars because they're boxy and you've got huge mirrors.
Need to build a bed into my new van so I can sleep in there.
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Worst signing of the decade so far
They're saying he's "sick"
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Indeed
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>>154325928
The same way a random fish factory worker suddenly becames a world star, or a random slovenian
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all hail the king
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GOAT
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>>154325967
Time is ticking poogi
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>>154325975
Your image is far better, AI cucked by humans once again
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>Your image is far better, AI cucked by humans once again
unfortunately yes.
Here's an even more improved version
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I shall be pinching that, very nice indeed
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Tulett literally the only Visma hjaelper that is not completely washed.
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Rare /biathlon/ crossover with Sandrine TAS in the women's peloton.
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PPATTT
we already discussed this
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No, I don't think I will.
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>>154326270
Once he's won the tour this sentiment will no longer be irony. He is deserved of worship.
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>" I set a high pace to tire the competition. I just kept an eye on how far it was to the finish. I could see that the others were in the red zone, as I still had a little to give.
>- It was hard. I tried to pace it and use my power because I know I have an advantage if it's hard. I wanted to assess the others and see how I was going to do it. I felt strong and opened with 300 meters to go. I saw that they were suffering, and then I just went full throttle to the line," says Seixas, who is also looking forward to Sunday's Liège-Bastogne-Liège.
>"It will be a different battle against Tadej and Remco on Sunday, but I will try to be as good as possible.
comment vous direz en anglais "trop facile"
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>all smiles
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Elvira-esque from Puck.
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/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2026 GC
after
FLECHE WALLONNE
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Lutych - Bastogne - Lutych OFFICIAL /bet/
>Pogacar 1.33
>Seixas 4
>Evenepoe l7.5
>Ciccone 29
>SKjelmose 34
>Pidcvck 51
>Onley 67
>Voklen 81
>Holland 81
>Gregoire 81
>Toilet 81
>Buitrago 101
>Schmid 101
>Lawrance 101
>Martinez 126
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>Cosnefroy 151
>Withen 151
>Eetvelt 201
>Eulalio 301
>Martinez Povidla 401
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>Ciccone 29
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>SKjelmose 34
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They should do a one day race in Brazil's capital and call it Giro de Janeiro
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>>154327778
There is no other way. We will witness the death of a demon and the rebirth of Christ.
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They should do a one day race for old people and call it Giro 413.
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no way Axelgaard actually knows anything these permajobbers
yeah tell me about the strengths of Hodei Munoz
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Tour of the Alps (2.Pro)
Stage 4
Arco - Trento
167.8km
Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-the-alps/2026/startlist
GC after stage 3:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-the-alps/2026/stage-3-gc
Roadbook:
https://res.cloudinary.com/tota2k22/images/v1775207443/Roadbook-2026_w eb/Roadbook-2026_web.pdf
Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-the-alps/2026/stage-4/liv e
Streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / Rai / NOS / L'Equipe / ORF
13:35 CET
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Vuelta Asturias Julio Alvarez Mendo (2.1)
Stage 1
Oviedo - Benia de Onís
155.5km
Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-asturias/2026/startlist
Streams:
https://www.rtpa.es/tpa-television
https://cyclingtiz.live/
TPA 16:15 CET
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Can someone do the needful?
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we live in Alps
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>>154337697
happened to catch yt link this time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0jprXZsM0E
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well
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and the reason apparently is this
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GC
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top 10
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>Adam Smith
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So this is the team that Seixas will beat effortlessly
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an extremely rare picture of Jonas in a national teams kit
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Here's another one
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GqorAfbsek
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Maybe I should give some context, this is Mads' new car. an GLS 63 AMG V8
First half is just filler of them delivering the car to Mads in monaco so skip ahead.
It costs 4 mil danish, god knows what in the AMG version
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half a mil for a fucking mercedes suv??? I think you can buy F1 cars from like 10 years ago for that kind of money, or like 3 porsche 911
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>half a mil for a fucking mercedes suv???
it doesn't even look cool
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There is no way unless it has some goofy modifications. It's probably more like 150k-200k euro. Inflation isn't that bad, neithier is the scarcity of luxury items. I can see why ferraris are so expensive now because so many millionaires exist wanting to buy one. This is not a particularly special vehicle.
https://www.mercedes-benz.co.uk/passengercars/models/suv/gls/amg.html
There we go it's 160k and the mayback is 185k. Genuinely a cheap car for these people.
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>Importing luxury cars into Denmark involves high taxation, typically 100%–150% of the vehicle's value, plus 25% VAT, making leasing a popular alternative.
Eyewatering. I guess picking it up in monaco you'd still need to pay import tax if it's registered in scammark. That is crazy but in principle I completely agree. If you're spaffing that money on a car it's frivolous spending and they probably have more. Just a shame taxation is pissed down the drain in most western countries.
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According to their Danish website, it's really 4 million krone: https://www.mercedes-benz.dk/passengercars/models/suv/gls/amg.html
This >>154341325 is the reason:
>The motorized vehicle registration tax for private households is over 100% of approximately the first 100,000 DKK of the auto dealer's price, and 150% on the amounts over appr. 100.000 DKK of the auto dealer's price on the vehicle.
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Is vehicle size also regulated? That would be a nice lining. Cars are far too big, too resource intensive. Larger cars should be regulated. Vans for work use should have similar subs to electric mong cars.
Goods sent from outside the EU to Denmark (including gifts) over 360 DKK may be subject to 25% VAT and additional duties
>gifts
So we can't send our danish friends cool gifts for being such loyal frens? Calamity. VAT on gifts for fuck sake.
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if you dont live in the city
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>"It's been a good duel, because it hasn't just been one person who has won every year. We've taken turns winning," Vingegaard said "Now he's won the last two years, so now it's my turn to win this year. I believe I will. I have a good feeling about both the bike race and my preparation. I think this will be our year."
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Tour of the Alps (2.Pro)
Stage 5 (Final)
Trento - Bolzano
128.6km
Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-the-alps/2026/startlist
GC after stage 4:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-the-alps/2026/stage-4-gc
Roadbook:
https://res.cloudinary.com/tota2k22/images/v1775207443/Roadbook-2026_w eb/Roadbook-2026_web.pdf
Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-the-alps/2026/stage-5/liv e
Streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / Rai / NOS / L'Equipe / ORF
13:35 CET
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Vuelta Asturias Julio Alvarez Mendo (2.1)
Stage 2
LLanes - Pola de Lena
140.0km
Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-asturias/2026/startlist
GC after stage 1:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-asturias/2026/stage-1-gc
Streams:
https://www.rtpa.es/tpa-television
https://cyclingtiz.live/
TPA 16:15 CET
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>>154343305
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Generally yes. In this case not as I'm in Flanders. But I live between some farmlands with some other houses scattered around. As soon as you are 500 m of a main road, they don't care about you anymore.
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This is how Vingegaard's kids were conceived
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