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big wins for small teams edition

>Current and upcoming road races
20.04 - 24.04 Tour of the Alps 2.Pro
22.04 La Flèche Wallonne 1.UWT
22.04 La Flèche Wallonne Femmes 1.WWT
23.04 - 26.04 Vuelta Asturias Julio Alvarez Mendo 2.1
25.04 EPZ Omloop van Borsele Women 1.1 WE
25.04 Gran Premio Della Liberazione Donne 1.1 WE
26.04 Liège-Bastogne-Liège Femmes 1.WWT
26.04 Liège-Bastogne-Liège 1.UWT
26.04 Giro dell'Appennino 1.1
26.04 - 03.05 Presidential Cycling Tour of Turkiye 2.Pro
28.04 - 03.05 Tour de Romandie 2.UWT
01.05 GP Immo Zone/Vloer-en chapewerken Smetryns 1.1 WE
01.05 Eschborn-Frankfurt 1.UWT
02.05 Festival Elsy Jacobs à Garnich 1.1 WE
03.05 Lotto Famenne Ardenne Classic 1.1
03.05 Festival Elsy Jacobs à Luxembourg 1.1 WE
03.05 - 09.05 Vuelta España Femenina by Carrefour.es 2.WWT
06.05 - 10.05 ΔΕΗ Tour of Hellas 2.1
08.05 - 31.05 Giro d'Italia 2.UWT
08.05 La Classique Morbihan 1.1 WE
09.05 Grand Prix du Morbihan Femmes 1.1 WE
09.05 Grand Prix du Morbihan 1.Pro
10.05 Tro-Bro Léon 1.Pro
10.05 Trofee Maarten Wynants 1.1 WE
10.05 - 14.05 Baku-Khankendi Azerbaijan Cycling race 2.1
13.05 Navarra Women's Elite Classic 1.Pro
13.05 - 17.05 Flèche du Sud 2.1
13.05 - 17.05 Tour de Hongrie 2.Pro
14.05 Lotto Circuit de Wallonie 1.1 ME
15.05 - 17.05 Itzulia Women 2.WWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

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Look at him go. Pog tier win
https://www.procyclingstats.com/national-race/uci-gravel-world-series-me-monaco-gravel-race/2026/result
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Jarlinson Pantano
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>>154304322

I think the lads at the bottom stopped at a café on the way. How are these guys in a pro team?
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>>154304513
The good ol' days isn't he running a bike tour company in Colombia or something nowadays
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6 French riders in top 10 in Fleche
(Seixas will win obviously)
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>>154304322
VAKOC is such a gravel fraud
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>>154304322
>44 riders
>44 different times
don't gravel bros understand drafting?
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Ilnur Zakurin (sorry rusbert)
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Sergio Luis Henao
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Luca Paolini
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>>154305238
Now, this was a rider
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Simon Yates
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>>154305238
> rim brakes
Now this was a road bike.
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Chris Froome
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>>154305969
and he was even pedaling like that
ON A DEADLY RIM BRAKE BIKE!
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>rider killed or maimed by rim brakes or super tuck
>0 (zero)
>riders killed by hookless or road furniture
>? (they are keeping you from knowing)
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Nairo Quintana
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>>154304565
How indeed, that Cevini guy hasn't participated in any significant races in ages, and his results in insignificant gravel races are terrible.
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And the king of dope, the most entertaining GC rider this century. The rest had links or convictions but lord steak was another level. Pure quality we won't see again for generations.
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Tour of the Alps (2.Pro)
Stage 2
Telfs - Martell/Val Martello
147.5km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-the-alps/2026/startlist

GC after stage 1:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-the-alps/2026/stage-1-gc

Roadbook:
https://res.cloudinary.com/tota2k22/images/v1775207443/Roadbook-2026_web/Roadbook-2026_web.pdf

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-the-alps/2026/stage-2/live

Streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / Rai / NOS / L'Equipe / ORF
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Visma TdF jerseys
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>>154312671
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>>154312674
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>>154312671
bit early innit but I guess this gives more time to sell them
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>>154312680
I hope it will be the yellow one but the goyim will choose the black one
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>>154312636
Proper rampa at the end.
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>>154312671
yellow ones looks way better
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>>154304565
They're probably just friends with the team managers and get a spot. They're most likely not getting paid but get to do amateur races with them as the team. Literally anyone can participate in the UCI gravel world series.
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>Of course, I have to rank Lennert Van Eetvelt highly, but that is solely on potential. We saw his superior level as a puncheur in the Vuelta in 2024, where he probably would have beaten the eventual winner, Primoz Roglic, on the first mountain stage, if he hadn't cheered too early. On the whole, he has shown a TOWERING top level on several occasions, including in the UAE Tour in 2024 and in Lombardy in 2025, where he was the third best man.
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>>154312946
everyone needs somebody who believes in you as much as Axelgaard believes in Van Eetvelt
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>There will only be 15 teams at the start of the Tour de Romandie (April 28-May 3), announced as "more mountainous than ever."
>4 WorldTeams have used their joker to skip it: Alpecin-Premier Tech, Decathlon CMA CGM, Lotto-Intermarché, and Uno-X.
>Tudor is the only ProTeam.
why don't they invite more pro contis, if some WT got pissy and skipped the race
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>>154313140
Maybe they could invite the Pro Cycling team after they got banned in Bosnia
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>>154313140
>more mountainous than ever.
Most stage wins in one edition record forthcoming?
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>>154313140
This route isn't even that bad. No sprint stage sure, whatever who cares. A hilly stage. I think it comes at an awkward time in the season just before the giro and just after the ardennes which inevitably puts it in an awkward place. I think it looks great. Maybe the route + presence of a particular antichrist is what's putting people off. 4th at Romandie is very meh for on of the team leaders.
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Roglic has never won Fleche wallonne, literally the perfect race for him
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STÜSSI with two satellite riders
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I've spent the last couple weeks or so catching up on all the WT and PRO races I had put off, from the later Tirreno-Adriatico/Paris-Nice stages to Amstel Gold Race. I don't post here because I don't really enjoy people knowing I exist, even this post feels narcissistic. I hope the first stage of the Tour of the Alps is good. Cheers, /cyc/.
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>>154313408
>STÜSSI
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we live in Alps
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>>154313373
>A race where you have to fight for position like crazy at the bottom of the climb

There is a reason he only did it once.
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huh, PCS showed Lozano winning GC just a while ago
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>>154313525
It's been taken care of
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>Val Martello
Oh yeah I remember this is where Quintana illegaly stole a Giro on a neutralised descent
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Tom Pidkek and a terrible, horrible day
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Thanks PCS Bert.
Very cool.
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break caught
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They're hauling arse at the front
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>>154313704
part of the break
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FINN betraying
OMRZEL in difficulty
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Pellizzari strong, is he truly so stupid as to try the Tour of the Alps curse?
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Boomer strong
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Bernal got great jersey
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So this is where STORER psyops me again into picking him in future Velogames.
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>>154313760
doesn't look like it
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>>154313760
Wrong, this is where BERNAL GOMEZ gets to pick him again
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Pellizzari wins, I think
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Nice for Pellizzari. I like him a lot. I hope he lives up to the hype.
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>>154313760
That's RONDEL
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>pozzovivo top 10
oh wow, old man still has it in him
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>>154313772
it is, indeed
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Not that great for the next Simon Spilak.
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top 10
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>>154313647
lol
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2026 is the year of italian and french dopage
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>74 PIDCOCK Tom +6:52
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>>154313810
It's over
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>>154313784
GC
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>>154313810

Tour of the ACKs
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This will be the final results in Fleche wallonne
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am I the only one here that thought KWAB meant having a flat (tyre)?
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>>154315130
bert, I...
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>>154315130
KWAK
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>>154315146
I mean.. tell me it makes sense to call picrel a KWAB... a flat tyre is kwabby.. it's the perfect word. It's your tyre being a little bitch.
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>>154305969
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I miss supertuck
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grok how should i feel about this
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Article on sport cycling from 1911 Britannica:
>But cycle racing has fallen upon evil days. At one time cycle racing attracted a large number of spectators, but gradually it lost the public favour, or rather was ignored by the public because it became mainly an advertisement for cycle makers. The presence of the man, directly or indirectly, in the employ of, or aided by a maker, and the consequent mixing up of trade and sport, lowered racing not only in the public estimation, but in that of all genuine amateurs.
>The introduction of pacing by multicycles and motors next took from cycle racing what interest was left. A motor race, in which the machines are run at top speed, is more exciting than the spectacle of a motor being driven at a rate which the cyclist can follow with the protection of a wind-shield. In America this system of proving what cyclists can do with racing machines was carried so far that in 1899 a board track was laid down on the Long Island railway for about 2 m. between the metals, and a cyclist named Murphy, followed a train, and protected by enormous wind-shields, succeeded in covering a mile in less than a minute in the autumn of 1900. Other cyclists have devoted themselves, at the instigation of makers, to the riding of 100 m. a day every day for a year. It would be difficult to say what advantage there is in these trials and contests. They are not convincing records, and only prove that some people are willing to take great personal risks for the benefit of their employers.
https://britannica11.org/article/07-0704-cycling/cycling
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>>154315444
I'm so close to buying a dropper for my gravel bike
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>>154315537
Haha you dumb faggot >>154204368
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love this little guy
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here is Why Paul Seixas HAS to go to the Tour de France
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nr-o99_BxXI
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>>154316570
It would be dumb not to do it
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>>154316570
>>154316587
>b-b-bit he's too young!
This year he gets beaten by poogacar. Yes we all know. But it's next year where he comes in clutch and saves humanity from the antichrist. The Jonas special.
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>>154316514
it’s comfy
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>https://www.la-fleche-wallonne.be/en/news/2026/info-with-one-day-to-go-1/3500

What kind of cringe kino is this
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>>154316587
This is the last year he can ride it without huge pressure. It'd indeed be dumb to not ride it. He goes and wins the Giro? He will be expected to win the TdF the next year.
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>>154316514
I always thought it was harder
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>Seixas favorite role for today
impressive 19 and already entering races he can only win by being number 1
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Tour of the Alps (2.Pro)
Stage 3
Latsch/Laces - Arco
174.5km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-the-alps/2026/startlist

GC after stage 2:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-the-alps/2026/stage-2-gc

Roadbook:
https://res.cloudinary.com/tota2k22/images/v1775207443/Roadbook-2026_web/Roadbook-2026_web.pdf

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-the-alps/2026/stage-3/live

Streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / Rai / NOS / L'Equipe / ORF
12:35 CET
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La Flèche Wallonne (1.UWT)
Herstal - Mur de Huy
200km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/la-fleche-wallonne/2026/startlist

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/la-fleche-wallonne/2026/result/live
https://racecenter.la-fleche-wallonne.be/en

Streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / Rai / NOS / France TV / RTBF / RTVE / SRG-SSR / EITB
14:30 CET
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La Flèche Wallonne Femmes (1.WWT)
Huy - Mur de Huy
148.2km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/la-fleche-wallonne-feminine/2026/startlist

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/la-fleche-wallonne-feminine/2026/result/live
https://racecenter.la-fleche-wallonne-femmes.be/en

Streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / Rai / NOS / France TV / RTBF / RTS
16:45 CET
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>>154316514
always find it mildly amusing how our commentators opt for the french pronunciation, since you can't really say хyй on live TV
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>>154323995
“hoei” or “heeui” is the correct french pronunciation
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>>154323995
Mine try to wiggle out of it with something resembling a "oui" or an anglo "weee", kek.
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>>154323995
>хyй
is that the russian word for pp?
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>>154324088
yes, obscene version of it. one of the few words that considered to be мaт and not suitable for public space
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>>154324102
would be funny if the commentators were saying something like the riders are now ready to ride the wall of cock
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>>154324070
For some logical reason people think “huy” is just “puy” but with an “h” (it’s not)
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Big crash in the Alps, the following abandon:
Damien Howson (Pinarello Q36.5)
Daniel Federspiel (Austria)
Lorenzo Nespoli (MBH Bank)
Victor Langellotti (Ineos Grenadiers)
Lorenzo Finn (Red Bull Bora) (!!!)
Felix Engelhardt (Team Jayco Alula)
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>>154324462
bummer
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>>154324063
The h is not pronounced
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>>154323974
Already fleche? Fast season.
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Saint Paul has got to be the favourite in fleche. Start list all but confirms a French winner. Maybe skelly pulls out out the bag. Boomer alaphillippe would be a welcomed victory. Cosnefraud looked good recently too. I doubt gregoire. It's going to be a good race I think.
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yikes
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>>154324622
Sporza and Nieuwsblad have him as favorite
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snow Grug, take a note
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>>154323972
we live in Alps
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>>154324836
Krampus
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>>154324853
vgh frvnce…
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>>154324853
Do the needful today inshallah
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>>154324853
How do you say "not so fast" in Danish?
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32 Paul Seixas
26 Lenny Martinez
25 Romain Grégoire
18 Kévin Vauquelin
18 Benoît Cosnefroy
15 Mattias Skjelmose
12 Valentin Paret-Peintre
10 Alex Baudin
8 Tobias Halland Johannessen
5 Léo Bisiaux
4 Clément Champoussin
3 Ion Izagirre
3 Jørgen Nordhagen
3 Antoine L'Hote
2 Christian Scaroni
2 Gal Glivar
2 Senna Remijn
2 Mauri Vansevenant
2 Guillaume Martin
1 Dorian Godon
1 Ewen Costiou
1 Cian Uijtdebroeks
1 Iván Romeo
1 ILAN VAN WILDER
1 Brady Gilmore
1 LORENZO MILESI
1 FREDRIK DVERSNES LAVIK
1 Jakub Otruba
1 Mattéo Vercher
1 Alex Aranburu
1 Mauro Schmid
1 Jai Hindley

>6=

3 Paul Seixas Lenny Martinez Romain Grégoire Mattias Skjelmose Valentin Paret-Peintre Alex Baudin
>/pinot/
>KS Wisla Ustronianka
>OPTAKT ENJOYER


2 Paul Seixas Lenny Martinez Romain Grégoire Kévin Vauquelin Benoît Cosnefroy Gal Glivar
>Slome Duikelaar
>MVDF


2 Paul Seixas Lenny Martinez Romain Grégoire Kévin Vauquelin Benoît Cosnefroy Antoine L'Hote
>The Natty Gambit
>frfr on god


2 Paul Seixas Lenny Martinez Kévin Vauquelin Benoît Cosnefroy Valentin Paret-Peintre Tobias Halland Johannessen
>6th Column
>Milano San Crèmers
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we live in durbuy
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>>154325048
holy smeagol
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wonder what the mileage is on the PCS rapevan
I was browsing campervans the other day. never knew they were so bloody expensive
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>>154325048
>How do you say "not so fast" in Danish?
min dyrebare
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>>154325122
VW T5 vans are reasonable. 70k miles, pop roof, 4wd for 22k. The bigger ones like his cost an absolute fortune but they are pretty cool. Just limits your options where you can go. Driving those down smaller roads is a nightmare, saw them struggle in scotland and wales many times.
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Le French hype with Seixas has all the makings in it for some giant accident that ruins that boys whole carreer and subsequent blackpilling of French cyclismo. You can just feel it in the ether of the universe.
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>>154325214

Bigger ones only make sense if you're one of those people (usually 60+) who spend the entire day in/sitting near the camper.

Vans make much more sense if you're doing anything else during your stay
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>>154325233
Fuel is also ghastly expensive and the van VW guzzles fuel. I cannot begin to imagine how thirsty those bigger ones are. Younger people can get away without the luxuries anyway, all you realistically need is a leisure battery, solar panel and a bed. And roof rack to bring your kayak.
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>>154325228
no, he is too good to fail. pressure isn't real when you can win races without trying
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Huy kino
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dissapointed not big crowds today
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Boomer finally dead? Shame. Would have been cool to see him fighting his successors in the final.
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Death, taxes and > Alaphilippe Julian (Tudor Pro Cycling Team) is dropped from peloton.
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Pidkek wins
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>>154325419
top 10
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>>154325419
Fuck I forgot it was on. Nice little win from him. I wonder if he dropped off yesterday on purpose.
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>>154325432
GC
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grande Dusan
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>>154325432
>Sean QUINN
>Quinn SIMMONS
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>>154325214
>>154325233
>>154325246
Bigger vans are perfectly fine. I have a mid roof Renault Master and had the biggest available Iveco Daily before. A mid - high roof big van is gonna take around 10 l/100 km of diesel to move around regardless of what you've got in there so it's not that much more than a normal car or especially a smaller van. And there's no issues driving them on smaller roads. I find them easier to park and reverse than most cars because they're boxy and you've got huge mirrors.

Need to build a bed into my new van so I can sleep in there.
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chute
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>chute on a straight
ishygddt
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>Alaphilippe Julian (Tudor Pro Cycling Team) abandoned the race.
KWAB
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Belgium doesn't even look bad in the sunshine.
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french regie love their slowmo shots
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>>154325664
Wallonia countryside looks better than Flanders'
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SEIXAS spotted
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Her / she dead
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collected
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>He's running, he's actually running to the line
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Running
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HE'S RUNNING
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>WELLENS Tim (UAE Team Emirates - XRG) abandoned the race.
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Pros have to min max to get their cross training in
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chute
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Fucking hell what a carnage this race everyone is so nervous and twitchy
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>>154325761
And the roads are actually dry this year.
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>>154325761
the sprintrace for puncheurs
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either give me the youtube link or teach me how to find on tiz
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runners dropping like flies
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stickman lachee. surprising
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guys fucking please
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Worst signing of the decade so far

They're saying he's "sick"
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>>154325848
I missed it. tiz post it for like 5 minutes after stream starts and then deletes it
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>>154325858
wait so that's how it works? i thought it was me being too retarded to navigate their site and find it

the other streams except the youtube one runs like ASS for me
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Seixaswinslol in 3 minutes
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>>154325848
https://dlstreams.com/watch.php?id=31
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>>154325866
>that's how it works?
yeah. they're dodging copyright claims this way
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BETRAYAL
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>>154325866
480p works for me
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Seixas has it all
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>>154325873
we need a dedicated youtube grabber in here
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A NEW FRENCH GOD
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SCHIFFER strong
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L'ÉLU
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GGs
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SEIXAS wins
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Paul Seixas
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Waar Skjelmose
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>>154325895
>A NEW FRENCH GOD
I kneel
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>>154325907
5th
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Legit better than Merckx
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Seixas c'est mieux que le sexe
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>Paul Seixas will win a tour de france before I have seixas
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>>154325896
oh wait, it was TOILET
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No need to tune in for Sunday anymore. Seixas wins.
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How the FUCK did this guy became a top 3 best cyclist in the world all of a sudden at 19???
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>Le Chosen One
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Niggas born after 9/11 are now winning races.
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>>154325907
6th
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>>154325929
Indeed
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>>154325931
He's younger than the Xbox 360
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>>154325928
The same way a random fish factory worker suddenly becames a world star, or a random slovenian
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top 10
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>>154325943
My boy Cosnefrog will win it one day
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Now we just need a new Nibali and we've got a fucking classement on our hands
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He genuinely gives off the aura of a saint or an angel.
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i was jacking off and raiding ice crown citadel in wrath when i was 19 years
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faster than Pog, slower than Velverde
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>>154304640
only 5
je suis déçu
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>>154325935
all hail the king
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GOAT
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Seixas is objectively a better rider than Vingegaard at this moment
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This was Seixas first race in Belgium lol
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>>154325967
Time is ticking poogi
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>>154325988
can't tell for sure yet. grand tours are the different kind of beast
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>>154325975
Your image is far better, AI cucked by humans once again
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>>154326006
>Your image is far better, AI cucked by humans once again
unfortunately yes.
Here's an even more improved version
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>>154326017
I shall be pinching that, very nice indeed
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>>154325994
Akin to Napoleon's first time in Belgium
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The 2030s will be a FRENCH decade
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>>154325048
ikke så hurtig
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Tulett literally the only Visma hjaelper that is not completely washed.
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The AI slop has to stop.
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Rare /biathlon/ crossover with Sandrine TAS in the women's peloton.
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>>154326106
PPATTT
we already discussed this
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>DUBAU-PRÉVOT Axelle
rare PFP sister cameo
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>>154326145
No, I don't think I will.
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>>154326097
Yes
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PFP spotted
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Tas spotted
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kek
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>>154326270
not screeching for once
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>>154326270
dripping with sarcasm
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>>154326270
Once he's won the tour this sentiment will no longer be irony. He is deserved of worship.
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>>154326270
At least he is not blinded by nationalism.
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the juice is leaking
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Mur time.
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Puck has such an ugly posture on a bike
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Vollering gone.
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all smiles
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Vollering wins
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Puck insane comeback
>K4sia
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>>154326402
Surprisingly close in the end. Pieterse made back a LOT of time in the last 200m.
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>" I set a high pace to tire the competition. I just kept an eye on how far it was to the finish. I could see that the others were in the red zone, as I still had a little to give.

>- It was hard. I tried to pace it and use my power because I know I have an advantage if it's hard. I wanted to assess the others and see how I was going to do it. I felt strong and opened with 300 meters to go. I saw that they were suffering, and then I just went full throttle to the line," says Seixas, who is also looking forward to Sunday's Liège-Bastogne-Liège.

>"It will be a different battle against Tadej and Remco on Sunday, but I will try to be as good as possible.

comment vous direz en anglais "trop facile"
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did she puke?
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Say something nice about the GOAT
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top 10
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>>154326315
Well he's a communist
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>>154326435
Its rare for walled fmoid to stay that cute
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>>154326424
emetophiliacs feasting
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I think seixas is a user of doping
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>>154326587
No
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>>154326587
A French would never.....right???!
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>>154326396
>all smiles
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>>154326587
>he squeaks
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>>154326661
Elvira-esque from Puck.
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>>154326880
The /biathlon/ posters are now here since Tas is a cyclista now?
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>>154326950
Much better than tri people at least.
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>>154327005
At least some of the nordic girls are cute
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/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2026 GC
after
FLECHE WALLONNE
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lmao Skjelmose coping to tv2 saying he could have won today
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>>154326950
At least we aren't D*nes.
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no joking
no hopium
no copium
Seixas will win on sunday
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Lutych - Bastogne - Lutych OFFICIAL /bet/

>Pogacar 1.33
>Seixas 4
>Evenepoe l7.5
>Ciccone 29
>SKjelmose 34
>Pidcvck 51
>Onley 67
>Voklen 81
>Holland 81
>Gregoire 81
>Toilet 81
>Buitrago 101
>Schmid 101
>Lawrance 101
>Martinez 126
..
>Cosnefroy 151
>Withen 151
>Eetvelt 201
>Eulalio 301
>Martinez Povidla 401
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>>154327919
>Ciccone 29
>...
>SKjelmose 34
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>>154327280
He was badly positioned which is skill issue
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Fléche Wallonne Fléche
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>>154327778
Patriot
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They should do a one day race in Brazil's capital and call it Giro de Janeiro
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>>154327778
There is no other way. We will witness the death of a demon and the rebirth of Christ.
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>>154329607
They should do a one day race for old people and call it Giro 413.
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>>154329656
How about a real short race and call it Giro Kort
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>>154329670
kek
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>>154329617
The Slovenian Sucker
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no way Axelgaard actually knows anything these permajobbers
yeah tell me about the strengths of Hodei Munoz
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>>154330275
He's a maths phd. Wouldn't be surprised if he just runs some stats on race results.
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>>154330275
>yeah tell me about the strengths of Hodei Munoz
solid results in Rwanda this year, and everybody knows that Rwanda and Belgium are one and the same
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>>154315444
Same
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>>154326950
Always has been
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Seixas was 20 days older yesterday when he won Fleche, than Evenepoel was when he won DSSK.
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>>154335965
> Seixas was 20 days older racing peak form riders in the middle of the season, than evenepoel was when he raced some jobbers in off-season sleepmode
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Tour of the Alps (2.Pro)
Stage 4
Arco - Trento
167.8km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-the-alps/2026/startlist

GC after stage 3:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-the-alps/2026/stage-3-gc

Roadbook:
https://res.cloudinary.com/tota2k22/images/v1775207443/Roadbook-2026_web/Roadbook-2026_web.pdf

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-the-alps/2026/stage-4/live

Streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / Rai / NOS / L'Equipe / ORF
13:35 CET
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Vuelta Asturias Julio Alvarez Mendo (2.1)
Stage 1
Oviedo - Benia de Onís
155.5km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-asturias/2026/startlist

Streams:
https://www.rtpa.es/tpa-television
https://cyclingtiz.live/
TPA 16:15 CET
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Tour of the Alps only has 63 runners remaining. Many that started it, are now OUT.
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-the-alps/2026/startlist
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>>154335965
San Sabastian? That was a damn impressive performance considering he was a bottle bitch that race.
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>>154336437
Was there a giant chute off camera or is everyone just sick?
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>>154325975
>>154326006
>>154326017
Can someone do the needful?
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>>154337101
he fucking won
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>>154336428
we live in Alps
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>>154337697
happened to catch yt link this time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0jprXZsM0E
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Nairoman regen
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>>154336435
well
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>>154338277
and the reason apparently is this
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Jasch wins
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>>154338316
first pro win for him. he's in Tudor Pro Cycling Team U23 while being 25 y/o
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Who? Well, anyway... DEUTSCHLAND
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top 10
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>>154338327
GC
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LAYRAC Gabriel wins
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>>154338724
top 10
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>>154338724
Basically the most prestigious race he's ever done and he wins the first stage
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>>154338745
>Adam Smith
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So this is the team that Seixas will beat effortlessly
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>>154339095
That's a very different team from last year. Way less pure climbing power. Pretty much only Sivaque for that.

Now watch Novak drop 90% of the peloton.
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>Remco Evenepoel signs with Specialized for life
Sagan's gambit
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UAE's LBL Squad, 2025 v 2026 comparison.
-Großschartner
-McNulty
-Wermeerch
+Cosnefroy
+Herregodts
+Wellens
=Pogacar
=Laengen
=Novak
=Sivakov
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an extremely rare picture of Jonas in a national teams kit
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>>154339993
Here's another one
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GqorAfbsek
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>>154339993
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>>154340446
Maybe I should give some context, this is Mads' new car. an GLS 63 AMG V8

First half is just filler of them delivering the car to Mads in monaco so skip ahead.

It costs 4 mil danish, god knows what in the AMG version
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>>154340483
half a mil for a fucking mercedes suv??? I think you can buy F1 cars from like 10 years ago for that kind of money, or like 3 porsche 911
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>>154340605
>half a mil for a fucking mercedes suv???
it doesn't even look cool
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they say Liege Bastogne Liege is the mediumest race to finish but the mediumest race to win
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>>154340916
They don't say that though
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>>154340771
>>154340605
There is no way unless it has some goofy modifications. It's probably more like 150k-200k euro. Inflation isn't that bad, neithier is the scarcity of luxury items. I can see why ferraris are so expensive now because so many millionaires exist wanting to buy one. This is not a particularly special vehicle.

https://www.mercedes-benz.co.uk/passengercars/models/suv/gls/amg.html

There we go it's 160k and the mayback is 185k. Genuinely a cheap car for these people.
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>>154341191
maybe Mads is just a retard who got scammed
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>>154341191

Absolutely mogged by Grug's GT3 RS
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>>154341191
I think danemark has some ridiculous tax though on expensive cars, like 150%
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>>154341325
>Importing luxury cars into Denmark involves high taxation, typically 100%–150% of the vehicle's value, plus 25% VAT, making leasing a popular alternative.

Eyewatering. I guess picking it up in monaco you'd still need to pay import tax if it's registered in scammark. That is crazy but in principle I completely agree. If you're spaffing that money on a car it's frivolous spending and they probably have more. Just a shame taxation is pissed down the drain in most western countries.
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>>154341191
According to their Danish website, it's really 4 million krone: https://www.mercedes-benz.dk/passengercars/models/suv/gls/amg.html
This >>154341325 is the reason:
>The motorized vehicle registration tax for private households is over 100% of approximately the first 100,000 DKK of the auto dealer's price, and 150% on the amounts over appr. 100.000 DKK of the auto dealer's price on the vehicle.
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>>154341325
>>154341368
no fun allowed
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>>154341191
>>154341325
>>154341368
>>154341382
>>154341412
>berts are starting to realize why all daneberts are irationally angry most of the time
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>>154341554
Does everyone in denmark drive a Dacia? Is it every single car or just luxury tax? And what is a 'luxury' car? Surely that shitty beamer isn't luxury.
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>>154341554
second hand market must be insane
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>>154341582
We drive shit like VW Up's, Citroen C1s, Yaris and Octavias

Lots of model Ys and Enyaqs with the tax rebates too though
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>>154341631
Is vehicle size also regulated? That would be a nice lining. Cars are far too big, too resource intensive. Larger cars should be regulated. Vans for work use should have similar subs to electric mong cars.

Goods sent from outside the EU to Denmark (including gifts) over 360 DKK may be subject to 25% VAT and additional duties
>gifts

So we can't send our danish friends cool gifts for being such loyal frens? Calamity. VAT on gifts for fuck sake.
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do you really need a car? public transport + bicycle does me fine for most of the year
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>>154341800
if you dont live in the city
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>"It's been a good duel, because it hasn't just been one person who has won every year. We've taken turns winning," Vingegaard said "Now he's won the last two years, so now it's my turn to win this year. I believe I will. I have a good feeling about both the bike race and my preparation. I think this will be our year."
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>>154341930
Humiliation ritual to placate the sponsors
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>>154341943
It does seem strange for him to say that. Doesn't sound like something he'd say
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>>154341738
>VAT on gifts for fuck sake
You even get to pay a VAT processing fee at around 50€.
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>>154341967
He does this type of chestboxing during tour usually not beforehand
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Just remembered vingegaard is doing the giro this year so his silly little comments sound even more stupid.
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>>154341800
What public transport? I don't even have gas or a sewerage system yet.
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>>154343007
Hello saar
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>>154343007
Is this a Flemish/Wallonian differences thing?
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>>154339095
I do not think this team can make the race hard enough to get rid of even Pidcock, nevermind Remco and Seixas.
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Tour of the Alps (2.Pro)
Stage 5 (Final)
Trento - Bolzano
128.6km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-the-alps/2026/startlist

GC after stage 4:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-the-alps/2026/stage-4-gc

Roadbook:
https://res.cloudinary.com/tota2k22/images/v1775207443/Roadbook-2026_web/Roadbook-2026_web.pdf

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-the-alps/2026/stage-5/live

Streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / Rai / NOS / L'Equipe / ORF
13:35 CET
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Vuelta Asturias Julio Alvarez Mendo (2.1)
Stage 2
LLanes - Pola de Lena
140.0km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-asturias/2026/startlist

GC after stage 1:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-asturias/2026/stage-1-gc

Streams:
https://www.rtpa.es/tpa-television
https://cyclingtiz.live/
TPA 16:15 CET
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I don't think it works like that, but it's a good thing he's feeling some confidence
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one of the most shizo cycling related things I saw in a while
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vrYT6BBb_c
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>>154343305
This one always cracks me up.
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>>154351316
it's funny because it's a very common reaction
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>>154351241
>the cycling highlights guy has discovered AI
It's over
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>>154351534
I find it sad desu
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>>154343305
Generally yes. In this case not as I'm in Flanders. But I live between some farmlands with some other houses scattered around. As soon as you are 500 m of a main road, they don't care about you anymore.
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This is how Vingegaard's kids were conceived
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>>154352101
I broke my jaw
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