Weak ass draft class

tfw looking forward to looking forward to nothing for the draft

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Imagine if instead of drafting Fernando Mendoza the Oakland Raiders select Ryback

giants and bengals both won the trade

>>154304230
Jewdell would have to step in and block that signing. Too unfair for the other 31 teams, sadly

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>GODDAMN! Im about to say the word

The Game

>>154304276
What word coach?

>>154304287
Michelin Tires

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>>154304276
>>154304287
NIGGER

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>>154304319
Janny is gonna freak

>>154304319
Wow dude, you're so cool

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>>154304387
Many are saying this.

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the absolute state of 9

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kwab

>>154304190
She's a (robotic) teenager

>>154304448
9? More like Nein!

>>154304448
Pro athletes are such babies

>>154304319
Based

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>>154297063
Hey Bro, just wanted to tell you that your /NFL/-frens will be watching with ya. Already took friday off to past with you.

>>154304448
The Vikings should trade Jefferson. They're not a competitive team, it's time to embrace a rebuild.

>>154304448
they gave this dude like the biggest contract I've ever seen and he played like a fucking scrub every time I saw him. just gave up on routes and didn't put any effort in

>>154304448
How is this throwing shade at JJ? What the fuck?

>>154304650
Id give up on sharty too honestly.

>>154304669
he gave up on his team, got paid and disappeared. I feel stupid calling him the best WR in the league, a fucking joke dude can go fuck his own ego

>>154304684
>got paid and disappeared
Many such cases.

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>"I hate Bo Nix"

>>154304156
Shit seems FUBAR already for Harbaugh's Gnats

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>girl dad

OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>154304319
Coach....

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the division will be ours again

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>>154304448

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i believe in diego pavia

>>154304805
DART

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>TE: the corpse of kelce
>WR1: a guy that likes to hit and run and would be a WR3 on other teams
>WR2: averages 600 yards a season
>LT: a head case and possible addict
>RB: they got Seattle's RB and finally got rid of Pacheco

i don't see much improvement in their offense

>>154304792
>Mike McCarthy is actually going to draft Carson Kek in the first round
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Remember Russ?

IM HERE WITHOUT YOU PATRICKKKK
BUT YOURE STILL ON MY LONELY MINDFFF
I THINK ABOUT YOU PATRICK
AND I DREAM ABOUT YOU ALLL THE TIIIIIME

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Thoughts?

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Chris Simms thinks the Browns are taking Monroe Freeling too

Bro, the Titans can't be dumb enough to not pass on Love and get more defensive players. He's gotta be going to the Giants.

>>154304969
I forgot to say, I probably went by need too much, and not enough BPA. I feel like I messed up by letting the OTs drop as far as I did, in particular.

>>154304969
fix your draft order

>>154304969
Bears trading up to lock in the DOUBLE CALEB COMBO

Picking a RB in the top half of the first round is always a retarded move. It doesn't matter who it is.

>>154304319
Many are saying this

>>154304969
Tell me about Emmanuel McNeil Warren. I've seen him mocked to the Bears at 25 a lot but also called the best at his position. Would that be a steal at 25?

>>154304684
Chase is and was objectively better

>>154304969
What are the Chiefs giving my Skinnies to move up?
Also, the Jets or Cardinals are 10000% moving back into the first to draft a QB. IIRC, Arizona has the 33rd overall while NYJ is 34. The Cards should be planning to swap with Seattle unless they think the Jets are going to jump them and swap with KC

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>>154304156
>Garoppolo is reportedly considering retirement
let stetson fleming bennett the fourth cook already

>>154305226
fucking beautiful

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>>154304969
As a Commie fan, you a retarded

>>154304974
>Browns taking two OL-men in the first
Fucking is wrong with top button boy

>>154305239
i turned from a hater into a fan during his super duper senior season. it doesn't feel right to second guess mcvay, and i understand their caution since he (allegedly) had to spend his rookie year in rehab, but imo he was absolutely ready to be stafford's primary backup last year

>>154305264
browns traded up to 21 to take cooper here, it's the steelers that got fano. actually would be an awesome 1st round for cleveland, rare chris simms w

>>154305074
>the Jets or Cardinals are 10000% moving back into the first to draft a QB
Mendoza and Simpson are the only QBs that will be taken in the first (for the record I don't think either SHOULD be first round picks, but that's a different conversation). It was a heated round of negotiations, but the Steelers wanted it more.

>>154305242
What do you think is more likely?
What would you prefer?

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kek lol oh no

>my shit team will trade back, we'll get 3 1st round picks and a dozen 3rd roubd picks so someone can move up 4 spots to draft a guy we don't think is worth drafting
Every year lol

>>154305329
lynch has had so many misses that a clanker might do a better job. most carried gm in the league, shanahan deserves better

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>penta wins the intercontinental championship
>george kittle was in the audience
Based

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>>154304190
Neck yourself pedo

>>154305400
cringe

>>154304969
Obvious Cards fan

>>154304403
The nfl isnt ready for white boy summer season 2

>>154305606
>The 49ers season recap

I'm having a Sam Darnold induced melty

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>>154304885
lmao. kenneth walker needs a good number 2 running back. homie was gassed in the owl. Plus they have problems with the bronkuks play style.

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>Raidlels are going to draft a bust as their number one overall pick

>>154305756
It ain't the first time. Good luck raidtroons.

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>>154305756
Who are they going to pick?

>>154305756
Radies should trade the pick back to the Jets or Cards and use the picks to go all in on defense

Gonna bet the Browns under, but I'm thinking of pairing it with another under/over for max gains. Thoughts on who I should pick?

>>154305772
So Mendoza will be a bust.

>>154305606
>Chiefs_2025_season.avi

>>154305383
Should've been fired for the Lance trade alone, lucking into Purdy 100% saved his job even though it shouldn't

This draft is full of garbage so all smart teams are trading picks for good players. None of the college shitters got anything

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>>154305981
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=uLfYD_Kfqrs&si=16eHk3G070ukR1bQ

>>154305981
>bungles
>smart

>>154305955
>lucking into Purdy 100% saved his job
I have no idea why the 9ers paid Purdy. They clearly could make the literal very last pick of the draft into a SB caliber QB. They should've let Purdy walk and given some other rookie a cast of Avengers

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>>154305994
Mendoza... you wernt supposed to fall, you were the chosen one

>>154306037
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=NPimq_XZ_vY&si=OBuKd7AKF8MvTnrj

Howie needs to trade up for a Lane replacement. If none of these OL are that good, just take the best available.

>>154304974
>Max Iheanachor
>DT
Lmao are they even trying?

>>154306064
Most of them suck actually

>>154306064
Monroe Freeling is the guy, he's the next Lane. I would also love it if they traded up for Vega Ioane.

>>154306090
I keep hearing the OL is good in the draft, but are they historically good or just good for zoomers?
>>154306093
I hope Howie uses AJ to trade up and sends him to some shit team

I think I have a cavity but I don't have dental insurance. How fucked am I?

>>154306155
I've had like 3 cavities in my life and never knew I had any of them. If you feel like you have one it's probably worse.

>>154305873
You should kys

>>154306155
Before modern medicine many people literally died that way

>>154306090
Just like my islanders

>>154306155
just pull it out

When will Maye's wife drop a vid of her twerking?

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It was always Erin for me.

>>154306155
go to mexico and get it fixed. Not meming here. Legit look into it. Your teeth/roots will get infected if they havnt already, then its root canal time 4 u buster brown.

>>154306283
55mil for being seen naked is obscene and she should’ve donated every penny to charity

>>154306432
Yeah well her naked feet are on the internet for me to jack off to so looks like she lost anyway

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Gonna post some webms from last season I don't really post often

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The Texans scored 0 TDs in weeks 1 and 2

>>154306505
>Jewdy

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The Cardinals were 2-0 and ended 3-14, never forget

>>154306255
Hopefully soon

>>154306505
is shedoodoo starting this year?

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>>154306534
No. This year coom man retvrns

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>>154306534
Will it matter?

>>154306582
Imagine being so lazy you decide to take a nap in the middle of a play.

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Ok, that's it

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Still probably my favorite Eagles highlight. That game was fucking retarded

>>154306596
He's an uberman sleepchad.

>>154306542
I'm still impressed they managed to lose this and that Lamar has only beaten the chiefs once by 1 fucking point. 1 out of 6 holy fuck.

>>154306662
Mahomes doesn't lose to running acks as qbs. The only reason Allen ever wins is because they treat the reg season as they're Superbowl and immediately lay eggs come time to fight a real team like the mahomes lead chiefies. If we had just a few more weapons this year it would've been another ruetine owl for us

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>>154306662
He ain't got enough help man!

>>154306695
I'm glad you think Hurts is a proper non-runningback QB

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This might be my all time favorite pick webm
Down 10 in FG range, 2nd & 10, clean pocket, 7 minutes 3TO's left, and he hurls it into triple coverage

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>>154306695
>Mahomes doesn't lose to running acks as qbs

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>>154306632
Why did the Rams go all in on CB when it was special teams that cost them games all year? They lost to the Eagles because of a blocked kick, I think the 49ers loss had a missed kick, the second Seahawks game had a punt/kickoff return TD, and the NFCCG had a muffed punt that Seattle would score on?

>>154306695
>they're
>Superbowl
>ruetine
>lead
Smartest KC methhead

>Pelissero: CB Jermod McCoy may not go in round 1 due to knee injury
if the chiefs steal him at 29 with the mcduffie pick i'm gonna throw up

Who wants to oil me up?

>>154306805
get your ass to minicamp, decoom, i'm not about to watch shitturd primate "attempt" to "play" regular season "football" for my team again

>>154304826
This draft's Max Duggan but without the work ethic or good personality. He'll bounce around practice squads for a couple years and fuck off to the UFL where he belongs

>>154306695
What does he run faster than them? Does he pace himself better? Oh you’re just a retard that thinks he’s going directly against another QB. Your Muttgod is mortal with an average roster and average refball and you haven’t accepted it yet.

>>154306802
sounds like a howie pick

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wow, extremely unprofessional

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holy shit he is legit retarded

>>154306995
Perfect for the Cardinals then

>>154306995
Someone must have lied to him saying he had a 1st round draft grade. Otherwise he is dumb as a rock

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STAY AWAY FROM DRAKE YOU MORMON SHIT

>>154306995
This will give teams the ick
Time for Shitdoor 2: Electric Boogaloo

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>>154306711
Jalen Hurts is an elite pocket passer

>>154306934
Buy an ad

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ya, I'm thinking we're back

>>154307188
Buy an ad

>>154307188
Get your fag schedule merchant away from my based chiefs destroyer

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oh hey, tom

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>>154307320
check yo ankles

>>154306760
the rasm had a string of exceptionally impactful fuckups that made their st look worse than they are

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>mfw I watched Mutthomes blow out his knee in real time

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>>154307457
and he's already back training

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>browns

>>154307483
look at that grimace when he plants. its so fucking over for him

>>154307457
reminder the chiefs were bad before that

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>drake is on our side

ya, I'm thinking it's our year

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kay WILL take mendoza's virginity

>>154307605
they don't call it the drake blessing

>>154307704
the NFL needs some new hot women.

>>154307704
she got that old lady neck
embarrassing

Reminder that the Eagles have signed three WR this off season and are expected to draft another in the second or third round
They are 100% moving on from AJ Brown. Every sign points to it. AJ was not only a distraction, but had big drops in huge moments

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>>154307605
>Packers mortgaged their future for a player who got injured late in the season
I'm still laffin. You guys think Micah will be healthy by October?

>>154307777
Digits

>>154307777
Hurts is always at his worst when he's trying to force the ball to go too. Probably should have happened last off-season to be frank.

>>154307836
It's basically only because of cap reasons he's still around. But I think Howie should send him somewhere that will make him seethe.

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Does the whole team hate JJ? Why not trade or release him?

>>154307938
I hope McVay gets ahold of him and wins a ring or two while the viqueens continue to stare at an empty trophy case.

You are one sick anti-football faggot if you cheer on the downfall of the chiefs

>>154307987
Fuck off, the chiefs are the biggest anti-football pussies scam refbabby team since the patriots died out

>hes screaming and crying about refball again
enter: the phildelphia eagles and their pet nigger, jalen hurts

>>154307777
I don't think any of those signings have anything to do with what happens with AJ. They're all WR3/4s. That said, a trade could definitely happen. Howie is not accepting anything less than a 1st and some change though.

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that will be $149.99 + tax + payment processing fee + fulfillment fee + shipping

>>154308035
What? Are you having a stroke?

Snoodball
Sneedball
Foodball
Football

>>154308081
>black skin
disgusting

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ya, my raidies are ready for the draft

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Is there any bigger bust indicator when an analyst calls a guy "intriguing"?
Its alarm bells for me every time.

>>154307987
The queefs “dynasty,” if it can even be called that, was the worst shit to happen to football in decades and every true NFL fan is dancing on its grave

>>154308177
All that work for a little draft room just to tear it down the day after

>>154307938
>Why not trade
To whom? Trades require a second party to accept. Nobody wants McSharty
>or release him?
It wouldn't be that much in savings. I'm no cap expert but you'd save like what, 5 million? It's better to hang onto him and try and develop JJ

>>154308200
Short qbs
Lanklet qbs
Urban mobil qbs
Receivers that are great against contested catches against college secondaries because that usually means that they struggle with getting separation.

>>154308200
Having ridiculous athletic measurables but garbage college production is always a red flag for me. Some of those guys work out, a lot are stupid shitheads with 0 football IQ and/or locker room cancers

>>154308071
>I don't think any of those signings have anything to do with what happens with AJ. They're all WR3/4s.
Philly is going to draft a WR. Also, WR3/4s are often role players. It's feasible that the Eagles could just recreate AJ in the aggregate by getting a few lesser receivers who are only good at specific things and then designing packages for that.
>Howie is not accepting anything less than a 1st and some change
Not happening. Look at all the other WR traded this off season. Yes, they aren't as good as AJ, but Philly so clearly wanting to be rid of him means they're going to get a package of 2nds and 3rds

>there's going to be a team with a rookie QB who married an unironic porn star
grim, hope it's not mine

>>154308519
>an unironic porn star
Who married an ironic porn star?

>>154308380
>Nobody wants McSharty
as a Bucs fan I would want him in our QB room, he barely got any time under center and he didn't have time to learn like Rodgers. not like we have a chance at getting Manning next years draft

>>154308588
your dad

>>154308592
>as a Bucs fan
No you're not
>I would want him
No you don't. Nobody wants JJ

>>154308588
Carson Beck is engaged to Abella Danger

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The real question is, which team is going to make the mistake of giving McCorkle a chance in 2027? My bet is the Cardinals

Darnold with weapons is unbeatable. The only reason he couldn't win with Minnesota is because they're line gave up 9 sacks and their gay WR couldn't haul in a single pass when it mattered.

Did the Raiders win the Super Bowl yet?

>>154308699
Your team

>>154308087
I think he's testing his bot

>>154308689
True if big

Maybe with weapons is unbeatable. The only reason he lost was due to his line being injured and his receivers being dogshit. We'll be back next year if mahomes doesn't get there first...

>>154308424
>Not happening.
Then Howie won't be trading him. But a 1st is very reasonable, and I think could definitely happen.

>>154308888
None of this is true lel

What qb needs a less weapons and they will be unbeatable.

>>154308699
Steelers

>>154308982
Burrow. If they spent less money on WRs they could afford an Oline and a defense. He's good enough to manage with mid tier WRs

>>154309027
But Bunghole fans told me that 3 guys eating up almost half of your salary cap wasnt a big deal

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Maye is going to get Will Campbell fired

Is Drakes Maye's wife really that bad of a home cook?

>>154309123
yes, but at least she tries unlike 90% of women nowadays so its something

Ann Maye...

>>154305329
Didn't they hire the Somalian guy who relied on PFF

NFL 2025 top 5 KWAB Rankings
1. Rasm
>the best team of the season
>choked the no.1 seed
>play the Pants & Burrs in OT,
>battered rasm play the healthy & well-rested Seahawks, it's a close game
>choke the game because McVay didn't invest in special teams.
>padford even said the owl is a layup( the season is, and you blew it)
2. Razorcakes
>Mutthomes & Lameme are out of the playoffs
>choked against the buncos where blo dix injured himself in an unnecessary play.
>Owner fire mcdermott because allen kwab in front of media and promote shitty GM.
>Backlash from fans, does interview, does even more damage.
>the super bowl window is surely closed off.
3. Pats Fans( that don't know ball)
>Deluding themselves when even Vrabel knows that the game is against them,
>posting "le dynasty/evil empire is back"
>embarrased themselves when pats got blown out
>deletes their posts
4. Sean Payton & Buncos fans
>Gets 1 seed
>Blo Dix injures himself
>Plays AFCCG with a backup
>stiddy does well
>got greedy & didn't kick the ball
>snow kicks in
>chokes the game
5. Vicucks & Cowsois
>Vicucks see Darnold got a ring when they still have none
>30 years since the Cowsois won a divisional/CCG/owl

>>154309462
What about the other 26 KWAB teams?

>With the first pick in the 2026 NFL Draft, the Las Vegas Raiders select Ty Simpson, QB, Alabama

>>154309462
I'd put the Razorcakes at 1 I was all but convinced this was their year with the Mutt out. How they blew it to the most mid of Bronco teams is beyond me. Not to mention canning the coach when the GM is the problem. Rams will likely be back next year right in contention.

Herbert should retire

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League died when Tom retired

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3 days until the 2026 NFL Draft

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>>154309653
>I only liked football because of Tom Brady

Typical bandwagoner

>>154304805
more flu cases this year than any other

>>154309590
>yeah but the rasm outkwabbed them. razorcakes hurting themselves is nothing new like 13 seconds, wide right 2.0 & choking in overtime. even if they reach the owl, the rasm & cawks will still blow them out because the GM can't draft good picks.

>>154305756
it can't possibly go as bad as it did with Purple Drank, right?

So say you're the Chiefs. Do you go around beating everybody by 100 and go 17-0? Or do you pull back the throttle so peoples don't know how good you are until you crank it in the playoffs?

>>154309080
This image reeks of reddit autism

>>154309462
>Rasm
>the best team of the season
???

>>154309965
You pray to god that you don't start out 0-2 again

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>>154309462

NFC West/East team vs AFC North/South team in Owl

>>154310231
Same as it ever was

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>>154309462
>1. Rasm
>>the best team of the season
>>choked the no.1 seed
>>choke the game because McVay didn't invest in special teams.
math ain't mathin'

>>154304969
>Rams moving back 10 spots with a ‘rival’.

Better be a hellova return if that’s the case.

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>>154310181

>>154310489
Yeah, I admit that's a stretch. I could see the Eagles making a big move to get Ioane ahead of Baltimore though.

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>>154310468
I’m sorry, can’t understand a word you’re trying to say. I was facemasked

>>154310514
what got removed

>>154310550
I mean as a Rams fan I would do it ONLY IF Eagles include their 1st round pick next year. Which I’m sure they wouldn’t. Considering it’s just as likely the Eagles make the playoffs than not and the draft next year is supposed to be better.

If McCoy or Cooper Jr. are still available at #23 it’s intriguing at that point though.

>>154310610
imagine not having 4chanx

>>154310647
>it’s just as likely the Eagles make the playoffs than not
There's pretty much no way they miss the playoffs, unless their entire team gets injured.

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Her greed sickens me

>>154310113
>>154310468
Rasm is the best team by stats, but Mcdonald outcoached McVay 2-1.

>>154310677
NFCE is gonna be a lot better next year imo. Gonna take at least 11 wins to win the division or 10 wins to compete for a wildcard. I thought Giants had a good chance of being a Patriots dark horse type of team this next season but gonna be hard without Lawrence unless they absolutely kill in the draft

>>154310731
>muh stats
lol try watching a game some time

>>154310700
>Foids will really just throw a bunch of separate pre packaged, heavily processed foods together in a slop pot and call themselves a cook.
Insanely grim stuff.

>>154310700
why are white women like this

>>154310468
>>154310563
>Rams
>Best team

But the Seahawks beat them twice? You need more than just Matthew Stafford and Puca

>>154310745
>NFCE is gonna be a lot better next year
I doubt it. The Cowboys aren't getting better. The Commanders maybe get a full season of Daniels if they're lucky but they were frauds in 2024 and their roster is arguably getting worse. The Giants are going to be better in some ways but not enough to contend.
The Eagles' defense keeps their floor high, and they have an easier schedule this year. It would take a disaster for them to not make the playoffs.

>>154310700
it depresses me unironically every woman born after 1993 is like this

Would mahomes ever lose if he was on the eagles instead?

>>154310700
I bet those taste great, I don't see why this is triggering anons

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Why is bro on the ground?

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>>154310869
You seriously think this behavior is acceptable??

The Seahawks won the Owl?
Feels like a very inconsequential win

>>154310848
If the Skins get Carnell Tate, they’ll be much better. The Cowboys ARE gonna be much better. At least I think so. They were trending that way towards the end of last year, and got multiple 1sts.

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My Reffies :)

>>154310935
Does he cheat on her?

>>154310935
Sure, why not? Looks like a good snack.

>>154310863
only if Andy Reid was coaching there

>>154310869
>Piglet anon cant stop squealing at the trough for his blended up oreos and luckycharm sludge
Subhumans like you need to be heemed hourly. Not joking.

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>>154310943
>inconsequential
Right?! it’s because if you support the Seahawks, you are supporting genocide. Like these guys
>>154310838
>>154310894

>>154310948
A WR does not fix the Commanders. In particular, their defense is still ass.
The Cowboys are shit. They were not good last year, despite what the media desperately wants you to think. And nothing they've done so far this offseason should make you think they're going to be better.

>>154310935
Shes just gnawing on a fucking whole potato and chunks of cheese...

>>154310981
It's not that serious, anon

>>154311018
You dont know that.

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>>154310935
>>154310700
Imagine the stomach aches Drake has to put up with. Probably why he was so fucked up in the owl desu

>>154311001
>>154311001
>And nothing they've done so far this offseason should make you think they're going to be better
And what exactly have the Eagles done this offseason to get any better?? Cowboys will still have a top 5 passing offense and an opportunity to add 2 solid starting level defensive talents in the draft. If that’s what they wanna do.

Oh and all indications are AJ Brown is gone too. That plus the QB drama. No bueno

Is diet the real secret to elite quarterbacks?

>>154311178
>Basedcuck talking about drama
rich coming from that franchise.
>Talking about AJ Brown
Pickens is going to set that entire locker room on fire this year. Hes by far the leagues strongest cancer right now

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>>154311201
'fraid so

>>154311178
>what exactly have the Eagles done this offseason to get any better
They don't necessarily need to get better to make the playoffs, anon. They won 11 games despite having an OC that was actively sabotaging their offense.
The Cowboys, on the other hand, won 7 games with their statpadding offense and the worst defense in the league.

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>>154311201
no

>>154311178
>QB drama
Completely media-manufacured nonsense

>>154311276
>no excess sauce
Cringe

>>154311224
Calling Pickens the most cancerous player when you’ve got Aiyuk and Puka to pick from is wild work lil bro

The reality is if Howie’s Jew magic withers one time and they miss in the draft the whole thing falls apart. I don’t care about Sirriani and Hurts’ record. God’s chosen executive is 95% of that organizations success. Don’t look up the offensive stats when Lane Johnson is out of the lineup.

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>>154311201
Yes

>>154311421
Most teams do poorly when their best player, at one of the most important positions in the game, is out. And yeah, Howie is obviously a huge part of why they've sustained success. I wouldn't say one draft miss is enough for the whole thing to fall apart though, mostly because of the strong roster he's built.

>>154311406
Puka has done nothing wrong.

>>154311469
Puka is dumber than rocks

>>154311464
>I wouldn't say one draft miss is enough for the whole thing to fall apart though, mostly because of the strong roster he's built.
imagine passing on Justin Jefferson for Jalen Reagor and still making two Super Bowls after such a massive blunder.

>>154311506
No hes based. Puka sees the world clearly and for exactly what it is. You obviously dont get it. Sad!

>>154311464
They already collapsed once with Sirriani and Hurts’ “leadership”. Getting Saquon, Fangio, and the corners (all Howie’s work) catapulted them to an Owl. The more Hurts passes the ball and the more tough in-game head coaching decisions to be made the lower their winning percentage.

>>154311272
I’m sure that Jalen Squirt’s arm talent had nothing to do with the offensive struggles last year.

But I will admit your new OC is another McVay/Lafleur tree guy and that might spice up that offense

>>154311224
>Hes by far the leagues strongest cancer right now
How? He seemed pretty chill last season, don't really remember him acting out. Not that he isn't a diva but all of his antics were contained on the field at the very least.

Awkward place contract wise though, he's too good of a talent to just let go but paying a QB and 2 receivers a huge chunk of your teams cap is not a winning strategy

>>154311587
>How? He seemed pretty chill last season, don't really remember him acting out.
Anon doesnt actually watch ball. SHOCKING revelation.

>>154309462
As a Pats fan myself who knows ball, I thought we'd lose to the Broncos before their QB went down. Our offense got so anemic at the end there.

That seahawks team was also just one of the more well rounded teams I can remember in the history of the league. Great running, great lines on both sides, and they dominated as I expected.

>>154311555
>>154311572
If you think Hurts was the problem with the offense you don't know ball. Patullo is a terrorist.
And anyway, they ""collapsed"" all the way to winning 11 games and the division (first repeat NFCE winner in 20 years).

Has franchise tagging a player ever actually worked out positively for the team doing it?
>pro-tip: it hasn't

Who's winning shit mountain (NFC South) next season

>>154311746
Saints, you can go ahead and lock it in right now

>>154311746
Pants

>>154311746
I honestly like the saints. Tyler Shoah looked pretty hopeful last year

>>154311677
Dude you guys lost to the 49IR’s with half their team at home. You have bigger issues than just the OC

>>154311636
He was a psycho on the Steelers but the most drama he had on the Cowboys was being accused of putting in weak effort on some routes for 1 or 2 games

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>>154304826
how does this kid have bags under his eyes like a grandpa

>>154311746

Atlanta has a problem with their Penix. Buccs fall off without Evans. So Panthers or Saints by default

I want the Giants to trade down from both the 5 and the 10. This administration will fuck up the picks no matter what position, so just get as many as you can and hope you accidentally stumble into a win.

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What did he mean by this?

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'o 'ix

>>154311808
>putting in weak effort on some routes for 1 or 2 games
You forgot to mention that those two games were critical ones where the Cowboys were in contention for the playoffs.
You forgot about him sneaking out of his hotel and got caught on camera getting falldown drunk in a casino at like 3 in the morning.
You for got about him getting ridiculous penalties consistently
You forgot about him getting fined or being late to team meetings multiple times
You also forgot to mention he did this all in a prove it contract year when he was chimping out or more money.
Hes bar far and away ythe most cancerous man in the NFL. I wouldnt want him anywhere near my team even if he agreed to play for free.

>>154311893
>0 ix
>0-9
aka his record against good teams

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>>154312022
>making up fake stats to slander /ourguy/

UH OH MELTY

>>154312140
Name 3 good teams he beat last season

>>154311901
You're retarded, as long as the player produces on the field and doesn't get into legal trouble off of it I don't care if they're a dickhead and most GMs don't either. Jalen Carter straight up killed someone and got kicked out of the first game of the season within the first 5 minutes and you'd be crazy to not want that retard on your team
>You forgot about him sneaking out of his hotel and got caught on camera getting falldown drunk in a casino at like 3 in the morning.
Wasn't it Lamb who was accused of throwing up? They both got drunk but tbf they were playing the fucking Raiders that day

>>154312158
Texans
Bills
Packers

>>154312158
Oh I forgot Eagles too in their stadium

>>154312172
Take your black ass to bed George. You need to get ready for mini camp soon.

>>154312177
>Texans
absolutely not
>Bills
ok
>packers
not yet, their D is shit
shit
>>154312186
ok, so 2 teams run poorly

Is it gay to lick your own penis juices

>>154312202
Caleb...

>>154312202
Louie...

>barely scraping by the Jets, Raiders, Mahomes-less Chiefs, and Mariota led Commies in OT
The 2026 Broncos will be the 2025 Chiefs, being incapable of convincingly beating out bottom 5 teams that are actively tanking is never a good sign

>>154312202
….Puka??

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Is this accurate?

>>154312387
A LOT wrong with this but
>>>>>>>Rams
One look at what their stadium looks like during "home" games should immediately disprove this

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i wonder what the reward would be if you found joshie's bone