Poland will win the World Series of Snooker.

>>154305409
Your guy got knocked out yesterday

https://www.flashscore.com/match/snooker/kowalski-antoni-08eAIIOp/williams-mark-0A77xrEn/

>>154305416
Any player with a 'w' or 'z' in their name is technically Polish by the grace of God.

Poland is not yet lost.

painful intestinal cancer to kyren wilson

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ania status?

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Ronnie playing today lads

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>>154305396
>that evening session
Surely they can't both win? It's virtually impossible.

>>154305735
Playing the Chinese who showed the-guy-who-never-won-a-title-without-help-from-a-friend his place.

Desislava Vasileva Bozhilova.

Anime.

This is me when tourism, so it's obviously /sp/ related.

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And a webm as a bonus.

GWAN GARREH

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I'm ready for a bit of Ronnie today. Who the fuck knows what version of him will show up.

>>154312811
first round gwannie always does well

Why are all the best matches on Table 2?

>>154312956
Magnets

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Trump saying it was "nice to feel at home." Then you realise he's talking about dubai

Pullen walking out of to boomer tunes. Snooker runs thick in his veins

Pullen reminds me of Alex Turner, dem Yorkshire genes.

>>154312981
The building behind him was bombed shortly after this photo was taken

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>>154312811
>>154312832
Fingers crossed we get the 2019 version

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>>154312832
>>154313014
I think the long game suits him as long as he's kept happy and busy away from the table.

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>>154312978
Careful now

>>154312987
North Yorkshire. If he wa south Yorkshire he'd look even worse

>>154313014
>beat ronald at the crucible
>refuses to elaborate further
>falls off tour

Actually
GWAN PULLO

>>154312811
If he's going to win, I hope he plays well, as opposed to plays bad, but opponent crumbles by himself.

I bet on Ronnie to win it, it worked out well last year.

GWAN RONNIE

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>>154313032
I just don't know if he can square up to these younger lads in long matches anymore, that's the biggest concern. He collapsed last year and has looked suspect in the bo19s he's played this season

>longpot mogged by a mythical forest creature

what's this i hear about ronnie o'sullivan having had some issues with his confidence?

I make a cup of coffee and Judd is 2-0 down already.

>>154313117
Ronnie sometimes lacks confidence or interest

Databaize: Chris Wakelin hasn't slept since winning the Shoot-Out

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>>154313125
I like Chris.

>>154313130
Her smile looks as if someone was pullen her hair from behind really hard.

>>154313122
Make 4 more cups

>>154313130
I thought Everybody Hated Chris

>jeb in charge of safety shots

Battle of the Balds

>>154313185
Kek. Sadly, it seems he already drank half of the cup instead.

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>>154313188
I'm neutral on him
>wakelin wins

>Flubb Chump

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gwan the tyneside terror!

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>>154313323
Playing very well.

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>>154313323
139 is enough

>>154312956
1st the worst 2nd the best

why Trump so slow

>>154313399
His neural interface needs updating

Wakelin has laid some great Snookers so far

plz stop putting hallworth on all the good matches

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It's an England-China day.

>>154305438
Come on, Ząk Szúrety!

>>154313117
You can’t trust anything he says. When Ronnie says, “I’ve been having so much trouble with my confidence that I might stop playing snooker unless you give me £100m”, that’s literally the same as when Barry Hearn says he’s “open to the idea” of moving the World Championships to an oil country unless HE gets £100m.

Well anons, I'm doing it. Booked a ticket for tomorrow's 2:30PM session, garn down Sheffield to catch a session of Crucible snooker before heading back home on the evening.

My seat is "for" the Si vs Vafaei table, but it's near enough the middle that I should be able to see a lot of the opposite table too, and I've wanted to get to see Ronnie play in person for years. Knowing that any year could now be the last before he decides to retire from the tour, had to take the opportunity. Thrilled that I'll be there this time tomorrow.

>>154313518
Too many Chinese for my taste.
Needs more Scots and Welsh.

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>>154313539
Have a good one m8

>>154313518
>Morning: all English, all the time
>Afternoon: Ronnie O’Sullivan defends the white race
>Evening: mixed, but we hope the Chinese guy wins

>>154313520
And Marek Williams!

>jedd fluke

>>154313539
Take lots of photos and post them here! If you post them while you’re still there, we might be able to figure out where you’re sitting and look out for you on the TV.

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>>154305490
(p)Lapped

> 4 - 4
The Undertaker™ is back!

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Nawty snooker: MENTIONED

>>154313556

>>154313592
the magnets have been activated

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GWAN GARRY GNELFINS

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>>154313596
any relation to Barry Blorkins?

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little forest creature gets bullied by a boy
many such cases

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>previous thread still on page 9

>>154313518
Not enough Chinese for my taste.

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>>154313782
>Not enough Chinese for my taste.

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>>154313518

This chink's fan club look a bit gay
>The He Gs.

>>154313782
Poor Kenlad in there thinking 147 is dead

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feel blessed to be able to watch the GOAT play on this sunny Tuesday

>>154313825
Play a record. We're never doing YCPbusters again.

Do you reckon Wu Yize can throw a fireball?

He Guoqiang. No more job gloves.

Jumperman: Settled

>>154313847
>SnookerLiveHD
Ah those were the days... bloody barry.

Zhao Xintong supremacy rn

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>mfw ronnie wins an 8th world title

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>>154313866
Enter the Dragon

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>>154313864
For me? it was Bitex

GWAN HE
GWAN LEI

>>154313831
I have a feeling that post was ironic.

>I hope that the fire teacher can achieve 8 sets of Grand Slams, so that the whole career has no regrets.
>He Guoqiang is a water fish.
>High-handed fish farming program
>First Tencrutile Fort is going to be nervous.
>China's first glove brother world championships Luo Honghao 0-10, hope that the second glove brother can win
>The gloves? What gloves, that is made of Tianxing silk, ultra-thin and durable
>The Old Goblins
>Don't be afraid of gloves.
>Rockets pumped good poop.
>Rocket aura is powerful.

>>154313946
>to run or not to run

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>>154313935
>Rockets pumped good poop.
What did he mean by this?

>>154313935
>What gloves, that is made of Tianxing silk, ultra-thin and durable
He's hand is so potent that he has to wear a condom on it

It's over for He

>Big Ear Tutu vs. Pinocchio
>Wu Yize and Repevan are finished.
>10:2
>National strength to send comrades-in-arms
>Gloves are unprofessional.
>Gloves will never win a championship.
>The problem of gloves.
>Take off your gloves now, it’s too late.
>Heck, he’s releasing water.
>Old Gun
>This guy is a snooker.

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Yizetury

>>154314046
>Big Ear Tutu vs. Pinocchio
Lmao

Riggy is next, so unless he's planning a rig so soon, Rodney will at least have an opponent, unlike in this match.

>>154314127
This He thinks he's playing pool with that glove.

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> GWAN, GWAN, let it all out
> These are the fans I can do without,
> Come on
> I'm changing my cue, come on

> gWAN, gWAN, let it all out
> These are the fans I can do without
> Come on
> I once played without shoes, come on

> In silent halls,
> You shouldn't have to yell so loud
> It's not football,
> They really, really ought to know
> Those pissed up men,
> Their breathing in the cruce's air,
> Keep bumping fists,
> You shouldn't have to shake their hands
> You shouldn't have to shake their hands

> GWAN, GWAN, let it all out
> Each single ball I can cue no doubt,
> Come on
> I'm potting for you, come on

> I gave them skill,
> And in return they give me hell,
> I'm cold with fright,
> I must protect my mental health
> I must protect my mental health

> GWAN, GWAN, let it all out
> These are the fans I can do without.
> Come on
> I'm smashing my cue, come on

> GWAn, GwAn let it all out (let it all out)
> These are the fans I can do without
> Come on
> I wasn't wanking my cue, come on

What's are you lads up to during the mid-sesh.
I'm working from home and getting nothing done - might have a cheeky mid session wank

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>>154314149

Has peifan had a nose job?
Looks even bigger. Right honker

>>154314168
Exactly the same thing. Time to put the kettle on.

>>154314184
See if you can complete a full wank in the time it takes to boil
You can be hard to begin with - I'll let you have that at least

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>>154314149
Lol lmao even

Kek at dementing ronneh going to the wrong table
H I S T O R I C

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/147/ Wanking Olympics Edition

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>>154314201
He just loves the 'young Chinese talent'

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What's everyone's favourite Chinese?
For me it has to be Wu Yize or crispy fried beef

I wish they wouldn't talk about Ronnie's rust every year like he has some condition

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> tfw you put a bet on 10 years ago that Graham Dott would win the 2026 Worlds

Luckily for me though lads I also put a bet on him being found guilty of child sexual abuse in 2026 so I could reclaim some of my losses. The odds were far shorter though

YCP don't bend over for Ronnie challenge (impossible) the exception being Xintong of course

He gonna get whitewashed here if he's not careful.

>>154314317
He could do with a good white wash desu.

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HE HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO MOVES
THAT YCP HAS A FUNNY GLOVE

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>>154314325
wrong image Malta

>>154314201
>>154314206
good thing the Seniors Cruce has the single-table setup

>>154314149
rent free

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>>154314317
Gloves helping him loads innit

>0-5
>trying retarded doubles

GWANNNNNNN RONNIE

>>154314342
> UNISEX
Yes, I had sex in Uni, how do you know?

Gwanime.

Ronnie
Hendry
Davis
Higgins
Williams

No Chinese. No Selby. End of.

>>154314455
There'll be no anti-Ding in here pls.

>>154314405
>starts winning frames
Being retarded = increased Snooker ability?!?

why can't he pot the blue ball

Ronnie kek.

The glove has been activated

> 6 - 2
I can safely go shopping for groceries now, right?

>>154314149
>Their breathing in the cruce's air
this deserves more replies

>>154314638
Why didn't you go at 5-0 lmao

I didn't end up having my mid session wank so going for it now. I used two hands and it takes ages but need to work on my cue action anyway.

See you later lads

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>>154314149
lel

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>waiting for the world seniors championship

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>>154314838
For me, it's Women's.

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>waiting for the women's world championship

>>154314852
women's seniors' when?

>>154314455
People who like those players usually like Selby too. And why did you merge Gwan with anime? Is this a new Rodney meme?

>>154314879
In about 25-30 years, when are girls become are old women. Although most of >us will be older than them, so technically we could still call them are girls.

>>154314838
>>154314852
>>154314857
>seniors
>women's
They need to have a word and standardise their use of apostrophes

>>154314455
If I were to ever use the term cringe it would be now

Seema. that is all.

BISCUIT INFERNOOOOOOO

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>mfw the Iceman wins

Has Iplayer/BBC sport streams been particularly slow for anyone else today?

GWAN FAN
GWAN GNELF

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Gnelf and safety

>bo9

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GNELFISM

Fan of flukes

Business idea: Gnelf potcast

>Shaun getting applausemogged
uh oh he aint gonna like that

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>>154315366
GNELFOLOGY

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Desi's mom
has got it going on

Data Baize: Judd Trump's Dubai apartment is above a highly-rated hair transplant clinic.

>>154315332
kek

What is it about trump that makes him such a bore. He supposedly plays exciting snooker but even that's faded away now. He emenates the atmosphere of an empty run down snooker hall post smoking ban

>>154315529
Can't help but wonder which of us will be able to laugh at these jokes the longest.

>>154315529
JustFuckMyShitUp LTD? I've heard good things about them

Whats the best sites to watch it, arrrrrr? Or just VPN for BBC?

All my sport sites are down by now.

>>154315617
He's in his own universe. Highly focused. Not giving a fuck. The Undertaker™.

Balls of steel to even attempt that double. wew.

>>154315529
His chinese gold digger is rumoured to have sold him snake oil for £800k by now.

>>154315663
https://freestreams-live1c.pk/

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At the green altar of felt, beneath humming lights,
Ronnie O'Sullivan splits himself into shadows,
one breaks, one watches, one forgets his own hands.

Judd Trump deals stars like cards,
but the constellations rearrange into teeth.

Mark Selby grinds time into chalk dust,
safety wrapping the table like a burial cloth.

In the corner pocket, something whispers
in the voice of Neil Robertson,
cold, precise, Antarctic calm,
while John Higgins counts sins in increments of four.

Mark Williams laughs with eyes half-closed,
as if he’s already seen the ending
and it amused him.

From the baize emerges Kyren Wilson,
iron-nerved, but the balls orbit him wrong,
like planets reconsidering gravity.

Fat necked Shaun Murphy polishes the cue,
a priest of angles,
yet the white ball refuses confession.

Somewhere between frames,
Ding Junhui writes calligraphy in silence,
each stroke a break unfinished,
each pause a country holding its breath.

Yet Gary Wilson,
Gary Wilson circles like a patient animal.

>>154315663
Eurosport 1 in Deutsch über SAT.

>>154315663
All hail mother Russia

https://m.vkvideo.ru/@snookernews?from=search

>>154315724
Davis should do a live reading of this at the end of the night lmao

>>154315721
Thanks mate

>>154315637
jeez, zesty crowd

>seedswinlol

Boring Selby tomorrow

>Gary Killson

>Wilson Schmilson

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>>154315830
Selby is always one for the connoisseurs.

Seedrahee will be the only Seed who loses the first round.

>>154315873
LBH he just wanted to show off his tight butt.
I know because I like to do the same. I immediately recognize the intent.

>>154315873
His arse looks tight in those trousers

>>154315897
I don't get how he's still in the top 16

>>154315902
The baize looks green under those lights

>>154315901
Establishing dominance with arse based psychological warfare

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Achtung

>Lary Pilson

>dat attempted zest

Stevo dropping zest nukes rn

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Seema

GWAN FANNY

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>thread created 23 hours ago
>previous thread died literally just now

>>154316200
autism

B O 5

>>154316210
I hope OP will take your criticism to heart.

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>>154316210

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>>154316280
lmao was just about to post this

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>>154315902

Gnelf about to go back on the shelf

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>dworph

>Just Tramp

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>>154316392

Gnelf bros...

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Next season’s prize money for the World Championship will be boosted to £3 million, with the UK Championship to jump to £1.5 million.

The 2027 World Championship at the Crucible will have a total prize fund of £3 million, increased by 25% on this year’s £2.4 million. The winner’s cheque will jump from £500,000 to £625,000.

The 2026 UK Championship in York climbs to a total of £1.5 million from last year’s £1.2 million, and the top prize jumps from £250,000 to £312,500.

https://www.wst.tv/news/2026/april/20/world-championship-and-uk-championship-prize-money-increased-for-2026-27/

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>>154316517
Steaks all round.

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>>154316516
Somehow Suomi got cooler

Gnelf isn't happy.

You've won 5 frames at the World Championship Gary have some self belief for fuck sake.

Alri Gary don't top yourself jeeze

>>154316563
Well yeah... he's gonna be exiled from the forest AGAIN

Gnelf sounds like he wants to top himself

>>154316590
He didn't sound as bad as Selby has in the past, he said it's not anything mental.

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>he's right behind me, isn't he?

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>>154316517
The S**dicate will have to increase the shares too, otherwise John is going to win every WC after this year's.

>>154316550
Looking good.

>>154316563
I'm not either. Hope Fan can fix this.

>>154316517
Haha fuck u Saudi

Who do we think will win it this year? For me it's Trump's year.

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>>154316653
yeah it feels like a very Boy kinda year, but i'm backing Mark Ballin' for his first.

>>154316653
I'd wait until we've seen how everyone does in the first round.

>>154316709
Ma-masaka! Mork is a stand user!?

Mark Selby, Ben Woolaston, Tom Ford, Joe O'Connor, your boys took a hell of a beating

>>154316730
afternoon session? more like afternoon snoresion

>>154316756
>it's real
If Selby beat Brelel in that final, Leicester would still be in the PL. Don't ask me how it works but you know it's true.

>>154316609
Seemed more like existential pain. Read about depressive realism. He truly knows who is and what he will never become. Nothing more than a Gnelf

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need the finest Welsh minds here to decode this, or at least a heavy drinker.

>>154316653
Year of the dragon
Screenshot this. If I'm wrong I will accept I am gay

>>154316839
My willish is still on basic level, can't read this.

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>>154316839
>kissy 4 baka
Wise words

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Id like to see an open air tournament for once lads, maybe a winter edition

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>>154316756
Fuck, Selby is getting whitewashed tomorrow off the back of this

>>154316886
Snowy, waterlogged baize + extreme winds = absolute cinema. Book it, Barry.

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Can't wait for murph to be gone from the tournament. First loses out on BBC money, then loses in the first round to an absolute amateur

>>154316922
Imagine the trickshots you could play off the ice patch

>>154316839
Williams is notorious for his bad spelling and typos.

Ghosts of the Crucible trolling Morph

Anyone else think murphs got more of an edge to him than usual. Less of the jestermaxxing about him. Maybe cos he's not presenting anymore?

Morph haunted by the ghost of Paul hunter

Well deserved

>>154316977
It's because he turned his back on god

>>154316978
Punished Shaun: a man denied his beeb pay packet

>>154316998
Mogged by bbc

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>>154317012
>from Steve's Taxi to BEEBED

gwan the cider

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ha ha, tati time!

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>>154317010

>>154317089
>i heard u were talkin shit M8

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CAM ON FAN

Kino table state

>>154317084
she needs to get on shaun's diet, she's missing the thickness of past seasons.

Give me some of the deepest /147/ lore you've got lads. Inject into my veins now everyone's gone to bed

>>154317132
In 2009 i got sucked off by Graeme Dott in a Waterstones

>>154317132
Not a lot of people know this because he doesn’t like to talk about it, but Shaun Murphy is the ONLY person in the history of the planet to hit a 147, a 9-darter, and a hole in one.

>>154317141
Sad thing is he's 48 and was in the manga section

>>154317132
gnelves are a government psy-op

>>154317132
The cup still hasn't been pooed in

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>>154317084
I miss when they (mostly Tati) wore the blue suit
>>154317111
are there any snooker halls in Spain?
>>154317130
I blame Ben, clearly he isn't earning enough to keep her sufficiently fed

>>154317132
Noone is actually ever in the crowd, Barry hearn has a deal with Elon Musk. They are defective automatons or neuralink failures that have become decrepid and he needed somewhere fitting to hide them in plain site. They recharge each year beneath the crucible. That's the real reason they are redeveloping it. It's all a distraction as some have to be temporarily stored under the Ding Junhui Snooker Academy down the road.

M O R P H C I D E R

Fan is the most /fa/ YCP

>>154317197
It's the brown

>>154317194
Finally some cider, I was having withdrawals.

>>154317197
Mullet Yize clears ez no re

>>154317197
ive thought this for a while too
he looks very suave

>>154317216
very cool lore

>>154317216
release the Hearn Files?

KINO DECIDER.

Come on Fan! Kill this fat slob.

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>>154317216
He tried to tell us...

T A T I C I D E R

GWAN NOTSHORN

>we are in for a climax and a half
Speak for yourself Rob

>>154317132
Barry Hearn was in Epstein's contact book (fact).

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Shit the Syndicate are onto us

these gwanners...

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Fucking size of the lad...

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For God's sake Fan

Shawn my nigga get your shit together!

If shorn wins now I won't sleep tonight. Please Paul Hunter, do something

he fought so hard just to immediately fuck it up

>the best rest player
>rest fails him in the cider
hahahahahahaahh

Restbros...

pRAISe tHE YCP

I just calculated and found out that we won't see a maximum break in this match.

>>154317318
Might as well stop watching now

>>154317308
The best at resting that is.

>>154317318
Cheers Alan

Why's Murphy not doing punditry this year? Is this the new director general making some power moves to start his tenure?

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>>154317308
>>154317331
>>154317311

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Nice to Murphy coordinating his clothes with the sleepy old bag next to him

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>>154317331
It's called hibernating after accumulating mass... you wouldn't get it

>>154317354
Is he the heaviest player at the worlds, pound for pound

>>154317345
he got salary cucked

>>154317351
This is probably the latest she's been up since December 31st 1999

Fan is doing everything in his power to fuck this up

>>154317360
Probably.. i don't understand why he doesn't just eat his opponents

>>154317365
She's communing with ghost of Paul hunter

Paul "The Shorn Murphy" hunter

I'd like to see Shaun Murphy on the street, destitute.

Snook her? I hardly know her.

How do you leave the arena at a time like this if you really need to shit

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late night decider with the /lads/

half the audience asleep

>>154317386
You don’t. You just shit yourself.

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>>154317351
She smokin' that Whoopi Goldberg, south Egyptian, Furburger deluxe, Mega Millions scratcher, skunk, Bubba kush

>>154317388
They were the best nights
The comfy nights

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>>154317386
Feign a medical emergency so they stop the match while you clear out.

Imagine if Morph just shat himself in the arena and carried on playing like nothing happened

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>>154317388
These are the days

>>154317394
the ultimate power play

>>154317404
Shaun would be fuming

Just imagine Polebro's little face in the morning when he checks the results and sees that it's Fan v Xiao in the next round

>>154317386
Wait until the player nominates brown and then get up and say "I'm about to release plenty of brown myself". The player should then give you the nod and allow you to leave.

>>154317406
Databaize: Shaun Murphy wears adult nappies while playing, confirmed by Barry Hawkins after accidentally walking in on him changing it during the mid session interval at the 2019 Welsh Open

That dickie bow thing on this young Chinese talent. Isn't it at risk of touching a ball when he's down on the shot?

>>154317412
>polebro
>waking up

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>>154317166
There are a few in Madrid, Barcelona and Valencia, mainly. Around 30-35 tables in the whole country

>>154317416
Before anyone gets the wrong idea, they're worn purely for his sexual gratification, not due to his incontinence.

Imagine paying all that money for an ear piece just to have these to cunts rabbiting on whilst you simultaneously try to hold in a shit a sneeze and get some much needed sleep

>>154317416
He doesn’t wear them because he’s incontinent though, it’s entirely sexual.

>>154317416
He doesn't wear them for medical reasons it's entirely for sexual thrills

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>>154317451
Harrowing stuff

What's with all the Shaun hate? I mean I hate him and hope he loses and dies tonight choking on a kebab but is it really necessary?