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Best Team Ever Edition
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DALLAS
>STARS
DALLAS
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>reduce the cooling to pipe 14, a Duck must fall down while skating backwards
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3-3 oilers
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>Hughes lost the game for Minnesota
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APOLOGIZE TO OTTER RIGHT NOW
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QUITTER BOY
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4-2 stars
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I LOVE YOU KYLE DAVIDSON
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Anaheim/Edmonton and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Defense
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>that reverse check
Maybe you fags should think twice before your next run at Lacombe lmao
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>second time this game refs immediately kill the play while the Ducks have the puck because an Oiler went down
Earlier this season a Duck went down and couldn't move with an injury that ended up keeping him out for a few games. The reffies let the Flames keep playing for about 30 seconds around his slumped body until they scored.
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they want you to look at them and say to yourself, i'm probably smarter than that little fag i bet i could rip him off for a lot of money
but that guy doesn't run the app, he's just an actor. they've got like a thousand chinese math phds actually doing the odds. it's a raw deal.
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>muhhh twink cities p3dossota milcuvcksss
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just end it, i wont be able to stay up for OT
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>that hesitation by Hughes
KWAB
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not with those short legs
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>>154311455
Gary made the call and had Gudas fall down from nothing. The same Gudas who has been on skates for the past 40 years, suddenly falling down, allowing some Dickboy to score, so dummies in Edmonton would buy his jersey.
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>>154311508
We got a Street Fighter ad, which also looks like shit.
>>154311516
I bought MK11 Ultimate edition for 6 bucks and it'a actually pretty fun.
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Huomenta just on time for some anaheim overtime nice
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>>154311565
But maybe Hughes should at least pretend it isn't?
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4-3 oilers
please excuse the freeze
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The Ducks are winning the series, BY A LOT, things are going very well, our Players have been amazing and, if you read the Fake News, like The Failing ESPN the absolutely horrendous and disgusting TNT or the now almost defunct, fortunately, SportsNet you would actually think we are losing the Series. The Oilers are confused, because they get these same Media “reports,” and yet they realize their defense has been completely wiped out, their scoring has gone into darkness, they have no real goaltending, their fans are mostly silent,
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>final game ends 3 minutes before bedtime
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>>154305807
That was good hockey. gg
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play le bum bum
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why didn't oiler trade for a better goalie? what were they thinking?
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>Finnish forwards
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>Mcdoesnothing
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Oilers are incredibly lucky and it’s heavily rigged for them . You guys are gonna have to battle non calls all series unfortunately. Also Jack Michaels needs to shove that headset so far down his throat. “What a save” as the puck was fired wide of an open cage.
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but the puck would
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>>154311692
What happened to pink tranny club? Is that song's cursed now?
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>>154311692
Newfags need the rope.
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OILERS WINNNNNNNNNNNNN
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I dont even understand how... Ill take it I guess though.
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Yea
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>/hoc/ owner
>ducks master
feelsgood to be darnell nurse
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A nurse that works afternoons
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i can't wait until mcdickface leaves and edmonton falls back into complete irrelevancy
still clinging to an era that's been over for 40 years but with the same smug ego that would make you swear they just won yesterday
edmonton is nothing without being gifted two of the greatest players ever to play the sport, and the second one they only got because they gamed the draft system so fucking hard for so fucking long the league needed to step in and totally change it
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I was just wondering why do we call whole milk 3.25% milk?
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>they gamed the draft system so fucking hard for so fucking long the league needed to step in and totally change it
This bothers me the most. Actual fanbases with good people are suffering because Edmonton was so shit.
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>Calgary misses the playoff
>city descends into anarchy
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#LetsGoOilers
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>>154311821
Are zoomettes now into the broccoli hair?
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He's not on their team and since he's on a Canadian team they can't even bandwagon him
>play regular team
>mostly outplay them
>probably win
>play oilers
>thoroughly out play them
>mcdavid can just say "nah" and put up a 3 point game to win it
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they're all natural babes
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>>154311771
Have you seen the new GM? He's running the team like a military operation, if he can't lowball either of the superstars then he wouldn't bother getting them.
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edmonton has literally never needed to actually build a team
the one era where they were asked to build a team without letting the highest end talent on earth carry their bum asses through a season they tanked for like a decade and a half until one fell into their lap again
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mcdavid aura got the /hoc/sissies seething and pissin
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Those are men right?
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>>154311905
And so far /hoc/ has won every battle.
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>>154311918
>the game must continue, I need them softened up for the flyers
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>>154305807
With the exception of the fucking pistons my 15k in sports bets went breddy breddy good. Night gents, dont let our superiority ruin your day.
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>Noooooo! You cant win with the best hockey player of all time.
>Noooooo! You can't get lucky.
>Noooooo! You can't game the drafting system.
Ok
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Let's be real the NHL would collectively shit it's pants if it fixed their cap structure and contracts to allow for players to not be comforted and allow for prospects to slot in as soon as possible. There's no reason Victor Eklund cannot replace Anders Lee if Martone works
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if i remember correctly mcdavid carried a bench full of cup champs and a 2x gold medalist from the preliminaries to the finals. he was a corpse in that gold medal game and still gave his team 12 grade A scoring chances.
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Felt like the recipe for an edmonton loss:
Bad Bouchard turnover: check
Needless Nurse penalty: check
Failure to play 60mins: check
And the oilers won anyways kek
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>>154312031
He might do it if he still didn't have a Cup but I think his autism keeps him in Pittsburgh for the one team legacy no matter what. Gary will gift the pongs first overall in 2027 for their next generational superstar so Crosby's goodbye tour can also be him handing off the torch.
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Makar made the suicide play that created the rush and then he refused to backcheck, creating the 3 on 2
>>154312042
No, I just never actually read his idiocy.
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If I see a mutt I automatically assume they're from US, are they really from Edmonton?
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ah yes, I remember it fondly...
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i just searched them up, they used to live in a big mansion 20 min east of edmonton, in sherwood park, apparently born from both greek parents, dad looks like a mutt though
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The NBA has a "soft-cap with luxury tax" (read: effectively no cap for teams with money).
The NFL has a hard cap, I thought it didn't but I don't watch football. The salaries are so high I just assumed it was some luxury bullshit.
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Because they live in a magical world where only their favorite team will buy players.
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NBA soft cap is a joke.
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>The NBA has a "soft-cap with luxury tax" (read: effectively no cap for teams with money).
makes sense thanks
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NFL contracts are only partially guaranteed so you can just cut a guy and not have to worry
>sorry Darnell, we're only going to be giving you 20% of what we promised
Draft picks are also expected to become contributors the very next season so for a well run team the cap isn't as impactful as in the NHL
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Canada shouldn't have left their secret weapon at home
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Oilies did not look good almost choking the game away but a win is a win
I can't believe I have to be scared of a 1st round opponent because it's not the Kings
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Edmonton was down to 11 skaters after the first period. Henrique's role is penalty killing/face offs and it was a lost face on the PK that gave the Ducks their 3rd goal. Injuries are part of the game but we'll see how they do in game 2
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>secret weapon
Motherfucker a literal who like slafkovsky had more points than him this season and you what's more funny? Not just the league even Upper Deck invested so much marketing him, a box of upper deck cards filled with nothing but connor beddard cards is on discount rack at Wal-Mart.
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Do all oilers fan look like this?
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>>154312340
well actually these are always low value gimmick products because they don't have the player's true rookies, probably not even a tiny percentage autograph chase hit, and are mostly intended for a grandma to give someone for christmas
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>>154312293
Anaheim is a much harder matchup for Edmonton than LA. The Kings play low event trapshit hockey, which slows down opposing offenses but does nothing at all for their own offense so they aren't doing anything to take advantage of Edmonton's weaknesses (leaky defense and goaltending). The Ducks actually try to score and have the talent to do it, which can exploit those weaknesses.
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If Bedard didn't get hurt he would have been there. People forget how well he was playing until he got injured in the last seconds against St. Louis
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>slafkovsky had more points than him this season
No he didn't
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Have to take care of business against the Ducks
Then have to beat a Vegas team that hasn't lost in regulation since Torts
Then has to take out a Real Team from the Real Division
Then has to beat Tampa
It is not coming coming
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>philly after winning 2 games on the road and having 3 of the next 5 at home
>barely better odds than colorado after 1 game
lmao >kongs
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>Anaheim offense >>> LA offense (273 GF vs 225)
>LA defense >>> Anaheim defense (247 GA vs 288)
Difference is the Ducks can overcome their own defense if Dostal plays a strong game. He's good enough to steal games. There isn't anything the Kings can do to put more pucks in the net because it's just fundamentally at odds with how they play by trying to make every single game end with a score of 1-0 or 2-1. If you score 3 against the Kings you most likely won the game. If you score 3 against the Ducks it's not over yet.
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>Thomas Drance on the Canuck's GM search, “Kevyn Adams. Roberto Luongo. So Kevyn Adams, don't count out. That's a real candidate here, I think. And I think Buffalo might be sending a lot of candidates to this search.”
bobby lou will save the canucks
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the only cup that mcdavid will go for sadly
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>yes, the Oilers won, but where was McDavid?
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>people were seriously about having this on Team Canada
>people have been seriously lobbying for this to win the Norris Trophy
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rogers exclusive canadian media rights deal with the NHL is ~916 million dollars a year for literally all the games all year. In less than 4 hours in 2 movies Ted 1 and 2 grossed 930 million dollars. a talking bear mogs the ever loving fuck out of hockey. what does gary have to say about that
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How many years has this been going on? I know I've seen this person atleast the past 3 years
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Why didn't he think of something?
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can you taste what's coming?
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Hot Take: I know the Bruins are visiting the playoffs on a tourist visa but they deserve to upend the script and win the cup.
This concludes my 'take and I won't bore you with it again.
https://youtu.be/Rx3WsFzeaV0?si=wn-Zqt9w3V1xVFNW
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duckers ain't ready, those boys are rattled!
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habs hockey tonight, baby
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there is our boy shitzle pretending to be a turnstile
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>tfw you will never be jack hughes in this image
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2026 leafs would honestly knock them out 6
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flyersdance!
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Coffee time, go dabres
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>be me
>working at Tim hortons in upstate ny
>customer orders small double double
>a small is exactly half as much as a large, creamer and sugar dispensers are calibrated as such
>give him one unit each of the creamer and sugar, using the large setting
>customer only hears me press the button once each time, demands I remake it
>I explain all of the above to him
>he doesn't understand and demands I remake it
>I remake it
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>Porter Martone fell to 6th overall
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Martone is the new me fren, i was just never drafted and given the opportunity
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He's the new John LeClair
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>Crosby's last run
>Malkin's last run
>Letang's last run
>Dubas chose not to start the rebuild for them
>They're getting dogged by the Flyers
Sad
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>>154313730
Still can't believe that faggot Dumbass put out this self fellating video just to get dogwalked by the Flyers
https://youtu.be/ve7CveLxAI8
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pongs IN SHAMBLES
pongs IMPLODING
pongs OLD
pongs SLOW
pongs DEAD
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It’s up
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Gentlemen, we’re back
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Raleigh ain't making it out of April
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based /hoc/ noticer
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>Chokes
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>Habs
>Sabres
>Knights
>Avs
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>>154314049
>Tampons
>Pooins
>Hockey clurb
>Still avs
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i sympathize with leafs fans
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>>154314049
I hope you do better than yesterday
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>Alex Tuch
>Darren Raddysh
>Rasmus Andersson
>John Carlson
>Charlie Coyle
>Malkin
>Jacob Trouba
>Anthony Mantha
>Bobby McMann
>Jaden Schwartz
How can anyone look at this list of top UFAs and think their team is going to get better in the offseason? This is fucking bleak. Combine this with every player having full NMC/NTC and you can't even make trades. It's either tank for a decade or rot.
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>>154314219
The wizard is always wrong and smells
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>>154314219
Looks to me I was right in predicting the losers
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