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1,000 hits edition
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Mariners (for now)
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I accidentally hit /in/ for the first time just now and Jiminy Christmas.
>Brash goes scoreless
The last good Canadian.
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>get blown out by the fucking ROCKIES and complain that they must have been cheating
>"YEAH THIS IS FOR THE CITY WE MAKE EM BUHLEE IN US" because you hit a home run at fucking Coors Field
I don't give a shit what team he plays for, whether he's a starter, or what position, this guy can get shot in the fucking face
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Oh no...
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>he fell for the fake ai quote meme image
kek retard
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>first game pitched by legumina while the Mariners aren't trailing
kek well that'll last about two batters
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they're doing it again lol
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i'll see ya guys tomorrow. gg gn lol
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Yeah this >>154310631
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miguel rojas - 3
jazz jazz 'em jr. - 0
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>>154310676
He should've been an interim manager but this team is fucking coked out on nostalgia.
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fuck it, just let Servais fumble about it's better than whatever gigantic retarded master plan Dan has in store for the bullpen is
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I love science, NASA and the stros
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>>154309427
he's too lanky. lot of moving parts. in the offseason they've worked on his transition into throws and it's been wildly successful so far. There's a reason manlets are really good at baseball and lanklets are really good at golf. It's a rarely used term called "RADIUS" and "CENTRIPETAL FORCE".
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please don't, just let me crawl into the dirt and die
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lmfao
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>>154310918
blud done had enough
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h-haha yeah
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Your first place Yankers.
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This fuckin loser faggot gives up a home run to some absolutely average journeyman and now I have to listen to people talk about the dodgers like they are this invincible juggernaut that are ruining baseball
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blue jays are so cucked lmao
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This is probably the dumbest idea, but with pitchers being so limited by pitch count these days, could you have a guy on your roster whose job it is to just foul off as many pitches as possible, to get pitchers to waste their arms?
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Hello, my Name is Jeff Hoffman.
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You cocksuckers want to admit I was right about the Royals all along? Then get to it.
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I do appreciate that you're coming out and admitting that you are an utter evil scum subhuman. no need to even pretend anymore.guess the big guy was right all along and you needed to be dealt with. threat to the human race, and for what? all for purely evil reasons. deranged people
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Are you also going to buy one of these to eat?
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KILL DAN WILSON
KILL DAN WILSON
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Why did they do it?
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I am so legitimately done with Dan Wilson. This platoon system has NEVER worked and he should've put a stop to it a long time ago but he's just rolling with it because he's a jaded old fuck resting on his stupid laurels
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You must be blind. The Royals almost always have their season over by May.>>154311391
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So, I want to talk about Cal Raleigh a minute. Cal Raleigh got a ton of hype last year. What did he hit?
55 bombs? Something like that. Almost 60 as catcher.
Again, you were just watching. They could make any of these guys whatever they want. What do they call him?
Big dumper. So, he was a guy that could market and get some eyes on the game. And he was fun.
but like you have to realize with that it's not like it's not lack of ability. The guy didn't forget how to hit a fucking baseball and it's not like he was all juiced up on steroids like Brady Anderson was when Brady Anderson hit 50 homers and then went back down to like 20 something the next year. You know, it just was baseball creating a character.
They were creating a star and now they've pulled the rug. You guys can talk all about, oh he's in his rat year or his snake year. No, no, It's none of that shit.
And he didn't forget how to hit a fucking baseball for power. It's just a simple rug pull. I mean, people probably bet Cal Raleigh for, you know, elevators, 30 homers, 40 homers, maybe even 50 again.
He's not even going to sniff 30. So he'll kill all those bets in the meantime. And, you know, he served his purpose for the bread and circus because essentially last year he got a ton of eyes on the game. You know, he was a huge part of Seattle's run.
It's more than just a slump or a down year. I mean, the character, they made the star already with the manufactured Masonic Theater as he strikes out again. Cal Raleigh is fucking done.
Stick a fork in him. His purpose has been served. That's the message.
That's the take-home message here. He's done. He's lost it.
So whatever little magic tricks they do get guys to be stars, they're using that same magic now to take it away from him. He will never do anything close to what he did last year again.
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the platoons are shitty but that's not even the problem with Dan, it's that he seems to have one single trigger for when to pull a pitcher and it's AFTER he's given up the lead
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU PUT IN BRASH AND LEGUMINA IN A TIE GAME JUST TO LET FAGGOTMINA BLOW IT IN THE 8TH!!!??????
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My doggie doos
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Hang on let me check with gpt
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What's going on in Seattle is terrible management and burning the candles out in the first three innings. Lineups have been weird, too frontloaded, and our pitching staff started the year strong as fuck but are starting to waver just as our hitting is finally starting to kick in.
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>tfw we can only be 'itsApril'-maxxing for another 9 days
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>>154311796
every month is the same
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>>154311809 is more likely than >>154311807
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I don't doubt Nolan, it's the completely dead bats that worry me the most
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The greatest moment in Mariners history. It's all downhill from here
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this, their terrible heartbreak was immediately relieved by seeing the jays choke and then the hawks win
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>>154311947
I'm s-sorry. Forgive me for shitposting about how it would be impossible for you guys to blow that lead. I felt sick for you guys after hearing that fellows cry in the clubhouse.
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>>154312023
How can I reach this nirvana, or baseball enlightenment as many would say?
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>ducks lose
>well shit surely my angels played well
>18 strikeouts
What the fuck? What happened to this team's offense.
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>>154312243
Shut the fuck up!!!
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No.
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Yeah, he would be the azzfucka since i presume you don't need to run much
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I don't know other than it's a good omen. Compared to what could have been
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RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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TOOL TIME DOS TAYLOR!!!
https://voca.ro/1g5AnAFZ87SQ
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Maybe Scott was on to something making Munoz go 4-6 outs every save opportunity.
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thanks, good clips
defensive plays are kino. if I played baybaw id be a designated fieldsperson
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Lance is comin for you Tinky
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He's obviously not fat. He's very muscular. He looks kind of big to me. His face is a bit chubby but his body frame is very athletic so it rounds out. I'm not trying to sound gay. That's just how I objectively view it
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He obviously is fat. He's not very muscular. He looks kind of big to me. His face is really chubby and his body frame is not very athletic so it rounds him out. I am trying to sound gay. That's how I objectively view it
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And good morning, Mariners nation.
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he's been going strong for over 2 seasons after the fans turned
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>>154312846
Kek, oh dear. I'm used to sports with much shorter seasons, so typically managers get less time to turn things around. Managers who perform poorly will get the sack, which often times isn't the silver bullet fans hope it'd be, but it at least mixes things up and provides them with the hope of better results. The idea that baseball fans are subjected to fucking awful management for years on end before something changes is both hilarious and excruciating at the same time. What a sport.
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Similar things happen here. Fan sentiment goes bitter, and once a divegrass club starts to rifle through managers with zero improvement in sight, they'll then turn on the board quickly. Manchester United and Sheffield Wednesday being the most recent examples I can recall, and before that Leeds have called for the same a couple times in recent memory too.
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https://youtu.be/EoS-cB67Axs?si=Lcq52RDKG5xMZxqk
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>Hannity blames Mamdani hugging the mascot for cursing the team
redpill me, what the fuck is actually wrong with this franchise?
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Wasn’t the mayor or Toronto a literal crackhead for half the 2010s?
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>>154313249
He was the best fucking mayor we ever had and everybody still misses him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QH7vr8XO_s
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It's he right?
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>>154313226
>boomer media picked up on the LGBTQ for Palestine curse
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>>154313305
But they got humiliated by Canada?
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>>154313315
The Yankees are jankees but at least they have some dignity unlike the Mets.
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FUCK NEW YORK
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>at least they have some dignity
>stankees unironically believe this
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The "dignity" is more to the pinstripes themselves than this particular iteration of the team. It will always feel like a mark of pride to dab on the Jankees, whereas beating the Mets just feels like you're punching down.
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YOOOOOOOOOOO ANON
>clap clap clapclapclap
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>A pitcher going the distance and getting a complete game victory is about as rare as a no-hitter.
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KEK
https://x.com/NoMoreWilpons/status/2046295272435920933
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>Dignity
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Breaking: Cubs have solved baseball
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kek!!
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Because nothing good ever happens.
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Oh thank goodness! The Mets are on today! Yesterday was so boring.
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Dropping a huge stinky mest in the toilet kek
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Yeah, I'm thinking baseball is back
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No one from Barstool was ever right about anything. They’re outright dangerous as the most reliable cheerleaders whenever a team shits out some stadium renderings and demands $2 billion from the public.
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>wRC+ and SIERA
xwOBA would've made more sense
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Skill interactive ERA. It's a backwards-looking ERA evaluation model. Ks good, walks okay in small numbers, GBs goood, FBs bad
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Mornings lads I just woke up in another steamy mood remember that the Mets play tonight and we will probably lose again. I have to stay up at midnight to watch my Mets play the twins just to lose again
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>poodres
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https://www.instagram.com/baseball_girl_89/
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Hey. How's going?
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Blessed morning
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Are you ok?
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That's cool.
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Learn English for real.
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Is it ok to cry when you’re dying inside?
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Do Japanese only want White people as teachers or you can be from any country as long as you speak English?
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Interesting you don't see cursive much these days.
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The world is a better place when Japan and the US are getting along
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Most likely, reputable middle schools, high schools, and universities only hire native English speakers (Americans, British, or Australians).
Conversely, private English language schools probably don't care about the instructor's country of origin.
For example, schools like the one below:
https://eikaiwa.dmm.com/list/
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>AL East is finally bad
>blue gays still in last place
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Who's next?
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I just learned this myself.
"English cursive writing is no longer a mandatory subject in Japanese junior high schools since the 2002 curriculum revision, and is now rarely taught in schools. While it may not be covered at all in classes, or it may be offered as an elective, block letters remain the dominant form. However, some students may choose to learn cursive independently for purposes such as handwritten signatures or as a general literacy skill."
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https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7214140/2026/04/20/dodgers-cubs-shohe i-ohtani-craig-counsell/
I'm glad someone in MLB is calling out how bullshit it is that the league carved out an exception explicitly for 'Tani
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>Cecconi start
>Schneeman day off
After seeing what they did to Cecconi in the first inning, we wisely told him to just mop up his own game.
Let's try to beat them with our decent starters.
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the bullshit is every organized league above high school refusing to let anyone play both ways. dont even need to be great at it. common sense dictates that a replacement level 2 way player is more valuable on a 25 man roster than a slightly above average one way player. yet every team has at least 10 average 1 one players and only 1 team has a 2 way player. its retarded.
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>"The thing is, it certainly benefits us because we have the player. We're more than willing for other teams to go out and find a player who can do both. He's an exception because he's an exceptional player. It is what it is."
TL;DR/ Skill issue lmao hire your own two-way player
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>hates foreigners
It's a mixed bag, some hate all foreigners no matter what, some like their money but still think they're subhuman, and some will delineate between like nigs, jeets, whitey, chinks etc.
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A ton of players at the college level play 2-way. Even Skenes did it.
>common sense dictates that a replacement level 2 way player is more valuable on a 25 man roster than a slightly above average one way player. yet every team has at least 10 average 1 one players and only 1 team has a 2 way player. its retarded.
A replacement level player isn't MLB quality. So no, common sense does not dictate that. Then, it's really hard to actually really hard to be a genuine major league player at both sides. And that fact is what makes Ohtani who he is. Even if he only hit 20 HR's a year and pitched to a 3.5 ERA. Most hitters don't crack 20 dingers a season, and 3.5 ERA makes you a starter that doesn't have to move to the bullpen when the playoffs start. The majority of guys have trouble cracking those stats while focusing on one side full time, and somehow you think guys who can crack those numbers working on both sides part time grow on trees.
The exceptionally athletic can get away with two-waying in HS because most pitchers don't throw hard, nor do they throw good breaking balls, and on the mound, if you can touch 90+, you're a really HS pitcher. In college, 2-waying is more rare, but you can still get away with it, but pro ball is generally where it gets cut because guys who 2-way are generally way better at one side, and their best chance of making it pro is just focusing on what they already have an advanced skillset on after the fact.
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I think you're underestimating how difficut it is to be even a marginal 2-way player in today's velo/spin era, and that's assuming the bat is good enough to offset a DH because it's even futher doubtful someone is going to be good enough to hit, pitch, and play defense at a valuable position. I agree with you though that teams shouldn't be so quick to convert their two-way draftees. I'd give them at least 2 years if they were a high schooler or younger.
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Because my impression was that while there are racists in every ethnicity, most japanese just don't like it when foreigners try to enforce their own norms and cultures and disrupt the harmony there, but the internet made it sound like they're eugenics or something lmao
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Thank you for answering! I've seen so many weird stuff about japan on the internet that i don't even know which ones are true or false
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PFMA
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POWER RANKINGS JUST DROPPED
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>>154314539
where are my cardinals...?
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>>154314497
you're welcome.
>Most Japanese people just don't like it when foreigners try to enforce their own norms and cultures and disrupt the harmony.
As stated above.
But this is probably true in most countries other than Japan as well.
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>>154314466
the problem with that is there arent 25 genuine mlb players on every roster as it stands now. its silly to suggest that you must be great on both sides to justify it. if you can throw 50 innings at 4.50era in relief and bat .230 with 10 HR youre filling 2 jobs with one guy and opening a roster spot for a specialist. i refuse to believe that there arent hundreds of guys who could do a servicable job on both sides if given the chance. baseball isnt that hard. ohtani isnt that special.
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>>154314558
>baseball isnt that hard. ohtani isnt that special.
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'dians
'eds
'arlins
'ers
'aves
'kees
>mest
'als
'ubs
'ates
'dres
'els
'ers
'acks
'gers
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It's up
https://youtu.be/l_kWEUuuBM8
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>>154314614
humiliation ritual for schneider
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All slurpers except the one my team is playing in
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My hens are laying again so I have an unlimited supply of fresh eggs. Praise be to the almighty.
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>>154314691
hahaha
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>>154314701
for reference, here's Yordan Alvarez
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My roosters are laying eggs
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>>154314758
this is everything, and im here for it
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>>154314716
Yes, I have five chickens. You need some land or space for them to roam around. The hardest part is at first, making sure the chicks are warm enough. After that, they grow up quickly. I started my chickens when I they were young and let them run free in the backyard. They eat and drink a lot, so you need to have enough food and water for them.
I also have black Australorp chickens, which are a larger type. The size of the chickens depends on the breed you choose. Smaller chickens need less food and space. If this is your first time, I would recommend getting a hearty and docile breed. Larger chickens can handle the cold better during winter because they are bigger.
Overall, chickens are pretty easy to take care of. I go out to collect their eggs and you can bond with them if you want. I spent a lot of time with my chickens when they were young, giving them treats and such.
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>>154314802
>you can bond with them if you want
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>>154314758
I’m running a brood bitch lesbian society simulation because roosters are too loud and gay.
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>>154314586
all-time tie breaker 'eries this week
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>>154314828
They all eat the same feed and bugs so no, but they do taste richer and better than grocery store eggs.
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>>154314836
Make em into capons. They get bigger and you can actually eat them since they aren't your egg layers.
https://www.backyardchickens.com/threads/how-to-caponize-a-rooster-war ning-graphic-pics.210041/
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>>154314851
I think they could scare the mice, but their food could also attract rodents. I have a strong fence around my property and dogs, so I don’t usually see mice. However, rabbits sneak in and leave their droppings, which look like raisinet candies. Also, crows and turkey vultures like to come when I fill the chicken feed, but they’re so shy that I haven’t noticed if they actually come down into my backyard.
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>>154314868
I considered caponizing one, I just didn’t trust myself to perform surgery on him, it seemed risky and painful. There also weren’t any places around me that wanted to do it so I ended up giving him away.
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>>154314881
What you can do is take one of your roosters you were going to kill, kill him, and then practice on that. It's really not that difficult. If you've ever castrated a shoat it's basically the same thing, but small, much more quiet, and less of a struggle.
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apparently, the orioles came back to win in the 9th last night. kek royals.
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>>154314892
Gay birds!
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>>154314898
Yea, I knew the Os were going to win the entire time. Now they got Adley back, I'm thinking another 8 frames of being shut out and a win
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>>154314947
I thought Adley was done for the season. That’s good news.
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no...NO!!!!
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Yea, we back now
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>>154314988
neet
205lbs
cardinals
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>>154314988
Engineer
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This is mlb/
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>>154314988
contract analyst
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>>154314988
Unemployed
Fat
Tigods
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Cam Schlittler has already put up a 1.5 war and then Rice has put up a 1.4 war
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>>154314988
I drive
Big Dawgs gotta eat!!!
Mariners
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nu so close i can almost smell it
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>>154314988
shareholder
195
orioles
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I didn't know Dumbrowski pulled Wheeler in the world series and put in Alvarado to get blasted by Alvarez even though Alvarez already crushed him a game earlier. I didn't know Harper was the one that made him keep putting in Kimbrel to blow leads in the NLCS against Arizona. I must have forgot how it was the players that kept the squeeze play on against the Dodgers even after the Dodgers showed they were running a play to stop it. I guess Kerkering kept putting himself in dirty innings with inherited runners even though he had some of the worst numbers in the pen in those situations. Weird. The more you know, I guess.
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>>154315373
I'd tell you you're an idiot if you think that's what he's doing and I'd call you a cocksucker for simping for a career bench coach that hasn't won a fucking thing. I guess everybody needs accountability except for Rob Thomson. What the fuck has he done to earn this level of dick sucking. There's been guys that have won multiple world series that have had shorter leashes and less excuses given for them than this man. Why do you think this man is peerless and beyond reproach?
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>>154315739
>Why do you think this man is peerless and beyond reproach
I dont, modern managers are cheerleaders for the clubhouse and lightning rods for public disapproval, and this is for ALL TEAMS not just the phillies. Blaming a manager past the 2010s is a foolish endeavor because they don't effect wins and losses like managers of old.