Fuck me that chelsea team looks utter shite

>>154315260
How do you fix Chelsea?

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>>154315341
Todd masterclass

Palmer probably dropped because he hinted that if Chelsea don't get Champions League then he leaves

>>154315383
I think he hasnt been involved at all since 2 years or so, isnt that Winstenley or whatever and Eghbali in charge?

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>>154315521
Eh, this is funnier

Fuck off Chris Sutton!

DELAP DELAP DELAP

>>154315557
GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT

KWABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

ROSENIOR OUT

Chelshit shitters...not like this

/chug/ when?

Chelsea 10th after weekend

Rosenior is clearly getting sacked after this, right?
It’s not even about the players, they’re all decent except for the CBs and Delap.

You niggas suck lmao

the gay pride of london

>>154315586
About 85 mins

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Its unhinged how shit Chelsea is these days. How do you spend billions in a few years to end up with..this??

atrocious defending

when i was a kid playing pro evolution i used to pronounce rosenior as ro-señor

>lelsea

webm????

doubt chelsea can do a lot attack wise this game

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>>154315615

World champions though amirite?

KWAR (kek what a rosenior)

Encouraging signs for chelsea.

corner kicks are basically a lottery, i don't hold the manager accountable for that

Chelsea looks flat as fuck

>>154315620
Everything Trump touches, turns to shit

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was he right?

>>154315629
Explains the state your mom is in ROFL

can rosenior get chelsea relegated next year

>>154315590
They're all shit

>>154315449
Honestly don't care, none of the players are good so it's not an issue if any threaten to leave

>>154315595
ty m8 x

>>154315618
not with garnacho on the bench

>>154315639
loool

Why didn't Rosenior simply age these men more?

Anybody got the webm of Rosenior standing up and sitting down instantly after the first goal? He mastered the art of faking it till you make it

moving outside parents home for the first time at 28yo, suddenly feel so old that I wanna cry

>>154315642
They’re not all shit. They’re shit for Chelsea, but would play well for most other clubs.

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come on brighton!

why didn't they sign someone serious instead of giving a blueco manager a 6 year contract

>pedro slippo

>slippering

I'm going to say it lads

CHELSEA ARE FUCKING SHIT

yfw Blueco doesn't even sack him they just appoint him manager of the Slough branch.

>Import Brighton become worst than Brighton
What is the endgame for Chelsea ?

rosenior had a great start but things went downhill as he started to work with the team more on the training pitch. he just needed less time

>>154315692
buy some more brighton players, probably

>>154315695
>he just needed less time
Kek

>>154315692
get liquidated

>>154315695
A common theme this season is the team getting worse after half time, whatever he's saying and doing he needs to do less of it

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>>154315695
>less time

>>154315639
DONE HIM

how did he not tuck that one away

KWAB

New lineup for the big six: Manchester United, Manchester City, Liverpool, Arsenal, Sunderland, and Brighton

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>>154315670

i may be hated for saying this but at this moment in time if brighton want to go 2-0 up they're going to have to score another goal

Chelsea get turn around by Brighton embarrassing

Has any manager had a bigger stock up while unemployed in recent years than Maresca? Making this 2 billion pound squad look even semi-competent was a masterstroke after seeing how they play under Rosenior.

>>154315723
I swear it was the opposite too before Rosenior joined. I remember Chelsea coming back from behind a few times at the start of the season

>>154315754
Michael get off Gary’s fourchannel account what are you like x

why are london teams so shit?

>>154315754
Disregard, I suck cocks

Maresca got too disrespected by Blueco. it's a miracle he won something with these bunch overrated

>>154315770
Soulless, plastic clubs. Chelsea in particular are ran by for-profit midwits who don’t know what the fuck they’re doing

ummmm i can hear swear words on the broadcast

>>154315754
kek

Gettin' this shit started nice and early
>Me
>Gay
PICK. BOTH.

>corner
>ball ends up at your own gk
this is how you know a team is utter shite

>>154315778
This

>>154315786
all the other clubs just bleed money out their cocks do they

>>154315762
I remember then scoring a last minute winner against Liverpool because was the game that broke Arne Slot and turned him into a coward

what does a front 3 of netto, delap dance and benzos hope to achieve?

Gross is so good

>>154315797
i'm going to have to pick one two three four five of those options

>>154315754
Well at the end of the day if they don't finish with the most goals, they're not going to win the game

>>154315783
And all he wanted was an experienced CB lmao
>>154315790
O HECK NO

>>154315620
After being out of Europe next season, it will be harder to attract players.
That and the money problem they have now, it's not out of the world thinking that they could be in relegation problems.

Can you imagine? A world champion in second division.

Cheeky buggers, I don't suck willies.

Not that there's anything wrong with wrapping your lips around a hard, hot, delicious cock.

Brightonbull is coming for that 6th place

>>154315826
Mmmm a hard, hot, delicious cock wrapped in a sensible pair of Arne Clothing pants, dripping in Huel, sponsored by Skybet.

>>154315783
he won nothing of note. it's embarrassing that Chelsea were even in the Conference League and the Club World Cup was not taken seriously by the majority of "big" teams in it.

We literally can't stop sucking each other off!

Half these chelsea players look primed for headloss

did baleba regain his form enough to justify a hundred milly this summer?

>>154315845
All teams fielded their best players though

>>154315845
Madrid took it plenty seriously, their own fault for getting kwab'd

>>154315857
>>154315859
they walked around in the baking sun after having played a full season. it was not a serious competition, evidenced by the fact Chelsea are now "world champions"

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HEEHEE

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remember when brighton played from picrel?

>>154315876
>bundesliga + ucl incoming
Escaped.

Haven't scored in 4 games so plays 5 at the back with no support to the striker.

>plays like shit against Spurs
>plays well against Chelsea
They sold that game so hard, fuck them.

>>154315886
I think it’s more of a Chelsea issue

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american and israeli managers > english cavemen

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>>154315859
Galacticos 2.0 is ruining halal, long may it continue

Chelsea have had ONE fucking shot
ROSENIOR FACKIN OOOOUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTT

We must develop ref-AI for football.
Drone swarm + AI => AR glasses for the ref.
No more 4th VAR.

Also, two robot refs on the field, 4 on the sides.

god i'm so fat

>>154315845
At least he qualified for Champions League

>>154315939
Same desu

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>you are him at halftime
What do you tell the lads to help them improve their perfomance?

As a Liverchad, this league should be utterly ashamed of themselves for giving >us CL football

fofana was 75m

>>154315939
You will regret not keeping your body fit later in life, my G

>>154315949
96 get

>>154315948
brighton
bright on
we need to turn their bright (lights) off
let's go, lads

>>154315949
96 get

>>154315966
Artetaesque

Rent boys getting utterly destroyed in Brighton tonight.

>>154315950
Two of them and they're both shit, Fofana Defender - £75m and still at club, Fofana Striker £10m, but only 3 games and now on the neverending loan cycle

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>>154315972
Get in with the times chuds. It's >>97 now

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>>154315948
>What do you tell the lads to help them improve their perfomance?

Some variation of pic related unless you put in some effort(all these shitters were given 8 year contracts that will Chelsea never be able to shift if the players don't have ambition)

>>154315981
What else is new

>>154315966
>Genius, I am now inspired
Neto will be the one to say this I imagine and score a blooter shortly after half time

>>154315987
Fofana probably has more speeding convictions than clean sheets for chels

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me? VO2 max of 59. Superior for my age, I'm told. Top 1%, it would seem.

>>154315948
>we need to equalise
>so look at the opposition with equal eyes
>then look at your teammates with equal eyes
>and be a man

>>154315996
actually it's >>98 i died there too but didnt tell anyone

>>154315996
Apparently it is NOT

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>>154315876
Still dont understand why they let him go, Delap looks pretty shit upfront..even if his finishing was shit, he still had decent numbers every season, good linkup play and creating many goalscoring opportunities for Chelsea

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>>154315996
>>154315972
>Amerifats trying to "banter"
Peak cringe

Gentle reminder 60 million pound Romeo Lavia has never played a full 90 minutes for Chelsea

>>154315948
>Score some fackin goals you overpaid useless cants

>>154315996
Not being funny but what's the point in commemorating a number that keeps going up?

>>154316007
Top 40% me, used to be bottom 50% so it's an improvement desu

Are the players boycotting Rosenior?

>>154316018
>Still dont understand why they let him go, Delap looks pretty shit upfront

Because Delap was Winstanleys little City youth player, Chelsea aren't a real club, just people scamming agent kickbacks and hiring their friends, Boehly scams the fans with his own ticket resale company, the SDs buy players to share profits with agents, they sacked the head of maybe the best youth academy of the last 20 years and hired their friend who doesn't have the required badges so they had to hire a stooge to hold the position on paper for him a few weeks later

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>>154315876
>Everyone makes fun of Jackson for missing chances
>Delap doesn't even get shots in

>>154316007
I have no idea how to measure that but I assume I'm in the bottom 10%

>>154316028
Yeah because he joined Liverpool. Klopp announced it in a press conference and everything ya goof

If you watch football outside of the world cup and continental championships your a massive faggot. That goes for any other sport too.
Anyone who watches sport religiously, week after week, is a poof

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it's time

>>154316113
We don't sign our posts here

garnacho could have a massive, massive impact on this game

>>154316113
I'm gonna bite. Why watch world cup football then?
It's obviously you don't like it, why spend your time doing something because others do it, you massive lamb.

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Grim grim grim

>>154316133
ynr his brace against the arse in the 1st leg of the cup semi final

Wouldn't be surprised if Lavia never plays a full 90 mins for Chelsea, he's shite

>>154316116
OI OI OI OI OI OI OI

>>154316138
Sackable offence

>commentators can't stop giggling over free kick

>>154315662
Why even move if you are gonna live alone and pay bills alone?

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>>154316133
he's a good lad

>>154315662
>suddenly feel so old that I wanna cry
you're younger right now than you will ever be again

Cucurella is a very lucky boy

how do you say "it's over" in West London?

>>154316007
how old are you? height and weight? also are you a twink?
I can only imagine an obsessed cyclist can achieve this.

KWABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

#RosenoirIn

era penal

Now that's bullshit, he controlled it with his arm, without the handball they don't score

KWAB WHAT A KWABERINO

"How did Hurzeler age these men so much?"
Rosenior, probably

KWAR

>>154316235
Kek what a rigger

Gaybros we STAY WINNING

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the weak should fear the strong

>>154316216
أبجد هوز حطي كلمن سعفص قرشت ثخذ ضظغ، منصت فجيع خوارزمي متمكن

>most dangerous lead

>>154316249
my boyfriend knows where I am

they have given those b4

Bumboys vs rentboys

Does chelsea not know they have to score in football?

>>154316268
Their cranial capacity cannot handle this information

WE WANT THREE

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>>154316268
Only possible against lower league shitters

Garnacho just needs a bootcamp with jlingz

>>154316216
Bce кoнчeнo

Pack it up

>>154316268

every team needs like 1 or 2 uncs on the field to make the broccoli's fall in line

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What are Brighton chicks like?

THE AGE OF ROSENIOR

You niggas really suck lmao

that was unironically some blue lock shit from mitoma lel

>>154316303
I got a private lapdance in Brighton, pulled my dick out and the stripper actually tossed me off for a bit. True story.

virtuoso coaching seminar by roseenwar on display

>>154316341
More of a crispenwaah guy myself

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Have you britsh paid your respects to Lizzie today on her centenary?

>>154316337
was he gentle?

>>154316350
this chelsea team is crippled so it makes sense

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>>154316369
Rowseenyor often makes that pouty crossface too

>>154316363
odds-crank one out to liz
evens-dont
dubs-do it to charles

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>chelshit

>>154316028
the white reece james

>>154316303
their Kooks

Ya know it wouldnt be the worst decision to tell Maresca he is right, apologise and ask him to come back

>>154316416
>clearlake
>admitting they were wrong

kekaldinho

playing the offside trap against garnacho is a cheat code. you know that dude dont understand what offside means

>>154316416
That would be like admitting that their zoomer only policy is flawed

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whys this thread so slow now did all the chelsea fans leave?

>>154316436
I've been here seething away all match

> they're leaving early
OH NO NO NO

>Coventry winning 5-1
BRING FRANK HOME

>>154316303
Lesbian vegan communists

apparently chelsea are getting xavi in summer

>>154316458
he was shit twice though
3rd times the charm?

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God these are some grim stats

Extremely funny watching Chelsea capitulate

>>154316460
Simons?

chelsea could be in 11th by the end of the weekend
its fucking joao pedrover

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>>154316458
ENTER

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hello darkness my old friend

chelsea need to sign Raheem Sterling, Jadon Sancho, and Marcus Rashford

i think this is one of the most shockingly inept and listless performances ive ever seen from a team that's pretty good on paper

>>154316511
sterlings already off to man u sadly

>>154316511
>rashy
Actual possibility since Barca is not signing him

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>>154316518
is it even good on paper? theres like 3 good players in that 11

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Quick reminder of how utterly fucked chelsea are especially without CL

They couldn't pay off the interest on their debt this year as itd cause a full fail of financial sustainability

So they capitalised their debt, which will now increase the debt repayable and thus compound the interest

what training drills does rose senior do?

>>154316548
keepy uppies, soccer tennis, handball. its all vibes

>>154316548
Aging men

Your Conference League and Club World Champions

DAT GUY DAT GUY DAT GUY

>>154316546
incase a chelsea fan wants to read the article

https://archive.ph/NKaVz

>chelshit

Wow, Chelsea are pathetic scum. Truly sickening stuff

yes danny

It's Roseniover

welbz

THAT. PERSON.

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>>154316548
hes a fulham sleeper cell

HE HATES CHELSEA
WOAH BUDDY

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>154316303
extremely liberal

>>154316546
What's that in football terms

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I feel a bit bad for Rosenior, this squad is so mismatched and he was doing well at Strasbourg. But since both Chelsea and Strasbourg are owned by BlueCo he probably couldnt say no to his employer. Dont think even Zidane or Heynckes gets anything out of this squad

Wtf is happening here.
>Wellbeck'd

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clearlake capital are worse than the glazers

More glad for my FPL Van Hecke clean sheet and Welbeck goal than I'm mad about Chelsea losing

>>154316628
Maresca was doing alright

>Leicester relegated to LEAGUE 1
>10 years ago they won the premier league
>5 years ago they won the FA cup

absolutely grim

holy fucking kek those chelsea fans

it was a mild spring tuesday night in 2026 on the coast of brighton.... a young boy was about to age into a man

>>154316648
I know. But his squad is still a bit different compared to this one, who is supposed to score goals?

And that was the last time Rosenior was Chelsea manager (hopefully)

>>154316655
Officially?

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>>154316648
he was outperforming the quality of the squad then they fired him thinking he was under performing. fucking retarded

I cannae fucken believe it

Get Rosenior out of there. He's a fucking meme.

5 LOSSES IN A ROW

>6-year contract

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>>154316676

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>>154316667
grim

do Chelsea go in for Fat Frank now?

>>154316655
>In league one
>More recent success than Assna
Really makes you think

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>>154316655
spurs this is your future
without the league title...
or the fa cup..

football is so boring now. why do you care that Chelsea got battered in 2026? sad!

Sky Sports' Gary Neville:

"It's the first time Chelsea have gone five league games without a goal for the first time since 1912.

"That year, the Titanic sunk. This time, Liam Rosenior is sinking without a trace.

"They have a FA Cup semi-final this weekend. Leeds are probably the favourites."

>>154316698
>Below Oxford
Fucking hell, grim times, Oxford in my mind are a firmly L1/L2 team

>longest time without goals since NINETEEN FUCKING TWELVE

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FREED FROM DESIRE

>>154316715
Because funny

>>154316635
The Glazers are excellent owners, Man United customers are just entitled babies

>>154316627
Gotta sell the training ground to themselves for 400m

>>154316704
they won the PL, which Spurs will never ever do

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>>154316726
trvth nvke

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>>154316726

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY HEY BABY OOH AAH

>>154316715
it's just a bunch of pathetic incels, m8. pay no attention to it

>>154316700
With what we've seeing seeing, Coventry has more chances to finish over Chelsea than the other way around.
Going to Chelsea would be a step back in his career.

The most damning part of our squad is how we have so many players with dreadful technique and terrible first touch for a team that expects to play in possession.

Goalies: Dreadful all around. Good fucking lord.

Defenders: Whole crop bar Reece, Colwill, sometimes Cucurella, and potentially also Hato can't be trusted to control a pass, and can't play one-touch football at all. Gusto especially regularly makes your eyes bleed.

Midfielders: Probably only part of the pitch where we are not awful technically. Caicedo, Palmer, Lavia (every 9 months), Santos (probably) are all capable of playing smooth football. Enzo has decent touch as well - but should be much stronger technically given where on the pitch he usually plays.

Wingers: If I speak... Other than Estevao our recruitment here is so unbelievably bad I'm fairly certain you could pick 3 random wingers from any other European league and they would have better technique than Garnacho and Neto. Fucking hell.

Attackers. JP has sublime touch tbf to him. Probably his strongest aspect. Delap and Guiu on the other hand... Indescribably bad.

All in all, even with our strongest possible line-up we are playing 3-4 players who are so terrible technically they can't actively participate in our build-up. 2 or 3 injuries to our starters, and we're reduced to a squad rivalling Leeds and Forest.

Sporting directors out. Eghbali out. Blueco out.

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>>154316726

>>154316698
>charlton
>blackburn
I remember playing FIFA and seeing both these teams in the premier league.

>>154316700
Frank would be stupid to do that
He's clearly got that Coventry team playing well and the Chelsea job is poison

>>154316772
This movie sucked

>>154316740
>>154316772
The commercial deals brought in during their reign are far more valuable than the money they've taken out. The give the manager plenty of money to spend and don't interfere with the footballing side of things. Their only real crime is being too trusting of the football snakes taking advantage of their hands off approach.

fabregas just lost again against inter after giving up a 2 goal lead.. chelshit deserve him

>>154316810
They never put money into the club, they purely leech from it.

>>154316866
They have overseen an increase in commercial income far larger than money they've taken out. The only reason Man U could afford to spend big during the years the footballing side failed is because of the Glazers financial hebrew sorcery.

God Six chads...What is happening?

>>154316303
I live in Brighton, they're slags

>>154316303
She was hotter before she lost weight
I admire her passion for the game