>import a bunch of blacks, but not athletic ones that can win anything
kwab

Sending welfare tax money to illegal Somali migrants should be a new sport so Minnesota can win something

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>>154315644
wrong

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If coping was a sport Minnesota would be champs

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>>154315718
this. the problem is that they imported blacks. american blacks were literally bred for hundreds of years between the strong, fast, and athletic ones. Based Jimmy the Greek was a knower ahead of his time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKtIqXMpHcY

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Could you please also consider Minnesota United FC of Major League Soccer (MLS)?

It bothers me that MLS isn't being considered.

>>154317799
>a fifth team that hasn't won shit

>>154321280
Minnesota United FC (then known as NSC Minnesota Stars) won the NASL Championship Series in the Soccer Bowl 2011

>>154321541
>trying to count a championship in a league below Major League Soccer as an actually championship
That's somehow even worse than trying to claim a WNBA championship

>>154315644
Fenty Floyd won the hearts and minds of the amerigolems, tho.

>>154321722
What about two PWHL championships?

op stopped making daily minnesota threads like a month ago, what happened?

>>154325494
Pulled aside for war shilling duties probably

>>154325502
I don't give a shit about politics. I just like making fun of Minnesota's awful sports teams because Minnesotans almost always take the bait.

>>154325511
>I just like making fun of Minnesota's awful sports teams because Minnesotans i'm obsessed
weird hobby

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>>154317332
Imagine believing Minnesota Sports actually exist and isn't a Glowie Psyop to keep other actual Midwest teams miserable and to force Coast teams into the deeper rounds.

PROVE ME WRONG!

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>>154325590
duluth won an ncaa championship in 2018 & 19

>>154325610
non-whites don't know about that

>>154325610
Yeah okay. Let's just pretend a team named Duluth actually exists and isn't actually in a different state.

Have you considered no one actually cares about NCAA Hockey enough to check if these teams even exist.

A team named the Quinnipiac Bobcats won the Hockey Championship... IN 2023! You expect me to believe these aren't AI generated names! Denver is there Alabama! What is this fake shit!

>>154325610
>college sports

>>154325722
yes that was mentioned in the picture

>>154325647
everyone who has played famous board game Ticket to Ride knows all about Duluth

>>154325727
I don't think you understood what I meant by >college sports

>>154315644
It’s God’s punishment for being such faggots in MN

>>154326931
yeah, you just responded to the wrong person

>>154332204
I still don't think you understood what I meant by >college sports

my vikenigs better draft thienemann to make up for signing that midget mutt meme qb

as someone that doesn't watch NBA I somehow constantly forget the timberwolves exist and keep thinking the mavericks are the minnesota team, no I don't know why, so I was about to say "what about the mavs they won in like 2011 didn't they"

Minnesota's a tough sell for Southerners and Coasties. Mix of Social Liberalism with Ballchilling Cold and endless rural nature with a fairly developed urban region. It appeals to a lot of people, just a liberal player who likes cities is gonna prefer NY or LA or SF, a more conservative player who likes nature would prefer a team in a more temperate and conservative climate like Atlanta or Indianapolis or Memphis
So in a free agent market you're looking for socially liberal guys who like snowy days, hikes and hunting. And they'd definitely prefer Seattle

>>154315718
>sweden imports somalis
>minnesota has a large swedish population
>minnesota imports somalis
I don't get it, is it a coincidence?

>>154338281
it's a lutheran thing

>>154338192
Not to mention it's always construction season over there

I love Minnesota I love being folksy and liberal. We don't need championships we just want a playoff run and hope for next year.

>>154342303
shouldn't've torn out the trains baka

>>154325610
that guy in the bottom right is at least 30 years old
>American college sports