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>>154312344
+Showing all 506 replies.
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first for fuggin finland
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Freedom 250
NEEDS
Smiff
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how do I boycott the whitehouse card while still watching it? I already dont have paramount
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Heh.... This is what confidence looks like.

The SterGodChadMengBrehs will be eating well this weekend. A £420 steak. Heh. Blaze it.

Peace.
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>>154326074
luke thomas livestream/fightfairy companion
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>>154326086
good luck pal.
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where the fuck is makwan that lazy piece of shit
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I was walking around my city and whilst walking past a pub I saw a fat old lady of considerable weight collapsed on the floor. An elderly man, probably her husband, was pulling her up awkwardly, and imploring her to get up. Her legs were still lying slump whilst he hefted her upper half and it looked very uncomfortable A whole host of people had stopped and surrounded them, some offering help, others just sort of not sure what to do, but wanting to help if needed. They were all pretty small and weak-looking. I strolled past without a moments hesitation. It was cardio day and my walk had to be swift and without pause. I expect better of elderly people.
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>>154326033
low effort post kys
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>>154326123
we know you live in london tobes you've not really kept it hidden
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>>154326074
Serious question, have you ever felt pussy before?
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hell yeah!
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>>154326086
Yasureboutdat? Ster was kinda sloppy in his last fights
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heaven help me makwan was a jeet
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>>154326160
ole tobes and the depressed "french" guy make the craziest single bets
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>>154326160
SterGOD handily beat punished Ortega, and went neck and neck with Movsar, the de facto champ.
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why tobias ignores me so i don't understand
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If you're not ending every round with a rolling thunder, you ain't trying.
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"I know real niggas when I see them, and SterGOD?.... *points at television screen* "
- The Joker in The Dark Knight
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spurned by gypsies abandoned by haps
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forged by ice
*heems everyone in my path*
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The first rule of Team Alpha Male?
Don't talk about Team Alpha Male.
The second rule of Team Alpha Male?
Bareback.
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Alpha Team Male
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They're shitting on us on /tv/
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is it true they're doing brock vs alex cause gayne pulled out from fear
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>>154326410
I posted in that thread if you find it I be your best friend
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>>154326465
i posted too
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il do a takedown and lay on you until u give up
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>>154326569
are you a sexy bulgarian skirt?
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>>154326410
Im putting an stop to it right nkw brb
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the thread is whole now
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>>154326410
our weakest heemer would destroy their strongest, let them jest
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shota sean strickraped
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You guys lurk on /tv/? For what purpose?
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Sean Strickland is undefeated against Muslims.
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>>154326803
do you think seans dad and toms dad trade war stories about you know those things with their sons
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>>154326855
Alex is a muslim. So is Usman.
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>>154326834
I go where Finald tells me to go
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>>154326892
RETARD ALERT
RETARD ALERT
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>>154326915
Damn son, how many alerts you need?
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>>154326855
Usdaddy stretched, spunked, spanked, sealed and spackled shota Shawna for the ummah albeit
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Ali ibn Peredi
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>>154327018
he took him to a decision actually
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How's everyone doing today
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>>154327036
>Hamza Laila
That's a cartoon character from popular Brazilian kids show "Você é um idiota"
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>>154327042
Strickbussy took he dead daddy's dick to a decision
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Raped faggot.

RAPED FAGGOT!

YOU'RE A RAPED FUCKING FAGGOT!!!!

YOU RAPED FUCKING FAGGOT!

YOU RAPED FUCKING FAGGOT!

RAPED BITCH!!!!

RAPED BITCH!!!!

EVERYBODY LOOK AT THE RAPED BITCH!!!!

RAPED FAGGOT!!!!

YOU GOT FUCKING RAPED!!!
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>>154327083
you got some sick fantasies pal
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our piggies are dropping like flies I fear
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>>154327089
they recreated the McGregor/stripper photo from his rise to fame, what a couple fellas eh bud?
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>>154327089
monitor on NOW!
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>>154327018
There's no way of knowing whether Usman was larping as Christian or Muslim on that particular day.
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WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM
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They own us
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2Csn3yMLMw

Big Names on 'wani. Arman coming up, Ric Flair on right now
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>>154327209
i don't want to see flair in 26 that can't be anything but tragic
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>>154327214
Hoenstly? Respect
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>>154327214
>clozapedo when there's no somalidaddy steatorrhea to slurp
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that's just disgusting
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hes doing all this because someone called him a fat ugly jew, damn! that must hurt em.
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>>154327242
turn your maggot minge molester monitor on
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while your posting i might turn it off actually
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Guys I ask how yuuor doing snd nobody answers but an guy posts an webm of an fucking man taking an shit into his hands and smearing it onto his face with his peins out and that incited more discusion. Food for thought.
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i like women and fighting and driving fast
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hell yeah!
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W-What exactly does Tomala use his galactic throat for?
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>>154327322
Volumes.
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It’s time for Strickpiggy’s DDP change

Xhe can’t stop squirting steatorrhea since Zatdaddy porked xer prosciutto punani
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>>154327329
I like patsa, house music and Kai Kara!!
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I like boogyours
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early stoppage iomo
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jiritarded
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>>154327677
>i was just…
doing everything but going for the kill. He Andersoned himself into that position. Stupid faggot earned every bit of that flash loss. fuck that samurai
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Jiri now has to take the Hokit bait for the Fall where he will lose in Orlando
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>I felt sorry for him
>I was just sparring
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>>154326450
brockdaddy would pulverize pereirussy
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Time to feed Jiri to Jacoby, who will be LHW Champ by the end of the year
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>>154327136
Why’s he so smug
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Have some pole on pole crime and have Baraniewski finish the job and send Jiri back to Japan
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>whys he so smug
>why was he only sparring
many questions, minimal answers we will never get.
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>>154327797
who's the pussy
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When I think of pussy I think of Jiri Prochazka
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Jiri is a honorable samurai warrior and I will not have you put labels on him that are factually incorrect
this is your last warning
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jiri is an honest to chatri retard
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jiri shdouldve read the art of war and attacked when ulbitches acl retreated
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>warriors don’t spar in battle, they fold
>gangsters don’t dance, they boogie
Jiri str8 pussy b
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shota clitpiggy got folded by his dad and by dricus and soonly by khamzat
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umar lost
lost bigly
quiet
quiet piggy
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umar merab shouldve won fight of the year
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o’ Josh Van Josh Van
Is the man
o’ Josh Van Josh Van
Crush a can
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that reminds me i only have a few weeks left to come up with a name that implies taira is also a rape victim
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Disgusting deformed wonk snout piggy
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15 to 25 minutes of intense top pressure inside a cage decided by three experts via a scoring system outside the cage, overseen by a ring master. Captivating
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>>154328033
i'll get back to you by sunday
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finishes are for cardio babies
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Taira Banks or Tyra Banks? both in da deep john waters b talmbout my time at showtime I heard sum things both raped bitches
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>All this for only 89.95
ZAMN!
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Decisions should result in the purse being 10%. No money for being a good energy manager
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If you knew you would only make 2-4k without a finish maybe you will go for broke instead of being remember the same Bella Muhammad
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>>154328073
the individual on the right is how i imagine all american posters look like beside sneed obviously
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>>154328100
i look like this
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what dana shouldve done for the white house is an CJI style tournament 2 weight classes over and under 185 8 man brackets all 14 fights in one night
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>>154328136
*squares up*
wanna go bruh?
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Ah shit bro looks like you tore you're ACL
*starts spaming hard leg kicks on your one good leg and demanding you stand and trade*
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*chins you*
nothing personnel
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https://www.reddit.com/r/EASportsUFC/comments/1ssajdx/7_body_health_events_in_a_row_and_i_get_one_punch/
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>>154328337
Clean up this diusgusting URL
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>>154327133
Usman stopped being Muslim many years ago but pretends not have because he got death threats after mentioning this on twitter.
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https://bjpenn.com/dana-white-issues-statement-ufc-328
Sounds like someone’s hurt
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i can't stop farting
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>>154327133
Usman spent most of his prime dressing like an obnoxious homo and doing ASMR interviews. Maybe he was just taking the piss the entire time
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>>154328455
a michael jacksonesque performance
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>>154328100
As a proud patron of Tito's Cantina I take insult at this and must heem you immediately
>baby leg kicks you and flees
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>>154328432
this sounds like an dagi excuse taking shape if you ask me
>plez dana, demon in bamhole msut have one years delay and priest bonus
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>>154328432
This nigga eatin beans
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Zalal wants to beat Shartles' record for submissions. thoughts?
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eye am a cider drinker
eye drinks it all of the day
eye am a cider drinker
it soothes all me troubles away
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53 days until Gane fights.
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All the Mengaholics and Mengamaniacs know, that when the NEW Prime Mengster comes lookin for you, you better be ready to pay your dues. Because there's no where to run and no place to hide, the last chance you got is suicide...
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>>154328999
shoe polish bwoi a wa de rass
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>refuses to shave head for teh 'plant.
so he's going to look like a goof for years until the new hair catches up? even when he grows bangs its still going to be in the shape of his receding hairline
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bunch of ass shaving ladies you lot
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>>154329083
baka at doo
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>>154329090
You are Chinese, I'm afraid
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Started this little Makhachev fanclub called "Nation of Islam". Never would've thought that he is THAT popular in Harlem.
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meng looks ridiculous
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>>154329121
president xi has not aged a day in a decade
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drake just named his album after chuck lidell
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>>154329279
gimibeit
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i think its weird that im an arm triangle guy but in my dreams im always landing heel hooks. thats weird right? i mainly use honey hole to bait sweeps or force turtle/take the back
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>>154329332
in your dreams
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>>154329332
You use yuor honey hole to bait oil checks u friggin queer
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>>154329410
yea i hit a lot of leg locks in my dreams if somones pissing me off i explode their knee
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Good God man...
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>>154329456
ya in your dreams
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>>154329594
helio said if you have the choice put them to sleep before you go after limbs so they dont resist
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The whole ass shaving debate Arman started broke me... What if not shaving your ass is the meta? Surely Strickland is less likely to shave his ass than Chimaev but Gane vs Pereira? Gracie vs Sakuraba? Individuals? WMMA? The part between your balls and your asshole? Layers upon layers.
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>I don't think many girls do that... right?
- Ariel Helwani on if girls shave their asses
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im waiting to hear what chael has to say about what arman has to say before i form an opinion
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>>154329660
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what does Joe 'sugar in the tank' Rogan have to say on this?
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>>154329651
Dude Helio smelled like shit all the time and ate bugs b
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>>154330208
ronestly, hespect
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Bodied that freak
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>>154330226
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>>154330278
Charles Michael Jordan is my boy but nah that ain't called for b
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>>154330278
Bro what the fuck
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AAAAAAAARRGH
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Ilia “Prigogine” Topuria.
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Im a gamerdad first. House music DJ second. UFC fan third.
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Faith Fights Family in that order. All Glory to God. Romans 1:16. Not gay
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me vs r/heem
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>>154330278
only an inbred paki would think this makes any sense
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The UFC is so shit these days, I haven't watched ONE in forever since it became clear chatri is running that org into the ground but I'm going to be tuning into this https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/events/137460-one-175
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>>154330755
ufc is better than it has been in years, and only one friday is good, too bad the promo is literally about to nuke itself.
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Ridedatboiass vs Thongtang?
Duke Gookem vs DaWangBangaDeBang?
Kuomitang vs Saiyaman?
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superthong vs batman
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If your butthairs ain't intact, do me a favor and head over to Reddit and stay there thx
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>>154330813
MING?
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not my fault i heemed my asshairs setting my farts on fire when younger
shit was funny at the time tho b
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a few days ago I gambled on a fart and broke my GOAT streak of not shitting myself for years. I felt like leaving my fork in the cage and waddling off into the apex night
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>>154330808
>ufc is better than it has been in years
Hey dana, fucking kill yourself. Sincerely, the fans
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>>154330755
Nah there's good heems and better fights on every card since the 100k fotn potn and 25k finish bonus. People forget man 2024-25 were beyond dogshit during these middle months.
But interested to see how ONE Samurai because of the similar huge bonuses (howeve long they last). And to see if that really is part of the recipe for better fights where guys actually try to win instead of not lose.
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>>154330904
>watches every ufc event
>watches every non-ufc mma event
>probably watches boxing
not my fault you have wrestlefag syndrome b
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>>154330928
fersure, b can't wait to watch ufc fight night vegas: sterling vs zalal at the meta apex this weekend
>>154330948
>s-so what if it's slop, just dont watch it!
shut up
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>>154330928
the recipe for better fights is to nuke the apex
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>>154330881
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if dana doesnt want people to use russian link he should offer a 200$ a card vr service that offers you a front row seat from your living room sponsored by Meta Apex technology
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>>154330963
>s-s-shut up!!!!
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>>154330986
he has the look of a man who ran over a girl on his bike
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white won
trump won
zuckerberg won
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>>154331054
He does it in the movie, hes like James Woods
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ngannou is a shit fighter and just a dude that can hit hard as fuck. hopefully he gets heemed on the nutflix card but no one will actually care win or lose. diaz and perry already stole the show.
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>>154331254
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>>154331265
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>>154331254
Bappa literally poo'd on this woman
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Is it possible to knock out someone like this?

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774047434352039.mp4" target="_blank">https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774047434352039.mp4
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>>154331265
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>>154331521
yeah Van Steenis did it to Peon's brother
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i miss wcw so much its unreal
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>>154331561
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>>154331265
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>>154331521
why arent heems like this super common? i wont be fighter of the year any time soon but if you're pressin me like that im not just gonna stand there like a reddit ass bitch.
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>>154330997
That shits Paramount's problem
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>>154331634
Chills...
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>>154331521
Literally impossible. A heem is the result of your brain hitting your skull in your head, which happens when your head accelerates rapidly. Essentially when your skull covers a distance in short time I.e. when you take a blow to the head.
With his head braced against dudes body like that, it's covering zero distance, therefore there is no acceleration, and no brain hitting your skull.
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>>154331634
wise words from a deranged drug addict alcoholic
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>>154331717
very cool!
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Jon Jones should get shot at a traffic infraction
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*logs into heem*
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>>154331265
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>>154332034
It's more likely than you think
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Conor's last fight should be against Poirier. To end their confrontation because the third fight didn't finish so they are 1-1.
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>>154332104
Fucking sick
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dental plan.... Lisa needs braces
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>>154332099
THE HEARTLESS CANADIAN SON OF A BITCH, HE DONT CAHRE ONE BIT HAMPSTER GOT SMUSHED, DAMN HIS SOUL
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>>154332104
ngl the grey shirt next to jbones shirt looks kinda cool
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>>154332165
shut up retard
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Hamaro was the shit 0% chance Nagannpou could heem such a benevolent rodent
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taking a rather fetid aspinall
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>>154332209
Stupid sexy JR
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Nah, FUCK THAT!
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diaz 4 lyfe, 209 nigga
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shut up bitch
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someone post pvz's butthole.
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>someone post pvz's butthole.
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somebody call eddie unlike the real tomala im feeling a second round from my brown orb
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Jon must be north of the border its running
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Grand Theft Atuo is such a fun game Im going to make an Schaub mod
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we got GTA6 before tom won an undisputed title fight
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pl were saying ther sdame shit after toms fitrs fight with blydes
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I wanna see human shit on Rhondas face!! AM I RIGHT WEEM
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hell yeah!
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bro shut the fuck up
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>>154332932
Nah fuck that
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i should feel bad for thinking tom was good but i keep forgetting just how bad heavyweights are
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>>154332973
this what everyones gonna say about hokit. hed get creemed by jones gable khamzat de ridder peria gane ngubu easy. not even honorable mention for top 5
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>>154333042
Hokit got boyed and basically you're retarded.
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hokit gets boyed manned grandpad uncled indeed
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Nah, FUCK that.
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Is Asspainal still crying about his eye?
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>>154332467
the scent of a bungussy is exquisite, I'm going on year three of my studies into the incredible vago-rectal phenomenon belonging to a certain mma bad ass and cutie named PvZ and still I am amazed with new discoveries
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youre saying 60 years ago we had higher quality live streaming from the moon than RAF did 4 days ago from philly? sure i believe you
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gable stevenson is a rapist
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Gabe Steveson is in a homosexual relationship with Jon Jones.
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>>154333219
she deserves an immediate title shot
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>>154333273
>>154333335
ive only ever heard of gable steveson the undefeated mma fighter undefeated dirty boxer ncaa champion olympic gold medalist and not criminally charged by the state of minnesota UFC prospect i dont know the two guys youre talking about
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>>154333379
>black
>not criminally charged by the state of Minnesota
Well.. duh.
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>>154333379
Yeah Jon Jones made out with that guy at Dirty Boxing
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>>154333042
that fight was out of control but still a shit slog fest
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Cant wait till Lawful Good (Hokit) destroys Nigger Evil (Stevenson)
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i would literally pay at max 20 dollars right now to see jones vs blaydes right now
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>>154333533
it was literally the exact same fight as 90% of the heavyweight decisions weve seen over the last 10 years except neither of them blocked a punch
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I would literally pay max 200 dollars to see Hasbullahbon Felony Fights
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Curtis Beyblades
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IT’S UP

https://youtu.be/GB_Hmw-Qud8
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>>154332973
Tom is very good he’s just a heartlet and quits at the first sign of adversity. 98% of fighters would have fought through both his knee injury and that >super brutal eye poke that was outside his eyelid
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no shekels for eye poking goys
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>>154331265
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>>154330668
My counterstroke

>>154330278
Based. Wish I had a hot sister to roll with.
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Stay right there for me baby
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>it's so safe to play along
>little soldiers in a row
>falling in and out of love
>something sweet to throw away
>i want something good to die for
>to make it beautiful to live
>i want a new mistake, lose is more than hesitate
>do you believe it in your head?
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=eV_0iCIU5Yc
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2 chads
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>>154334943
yjk they're both wearing massive lifts, two tiny insecure manlets kwab
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>>154334977
you alright pal?
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>>154334977
Wanna talk aboot it sport?
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>>154335007
hes fine, thats just how lankcels usually react when they get shook by short kings aura
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>>154334977
talmbout yourself and your dad b?
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>>154335094
LAMPED THAT LIMEY
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is there any fightter nicknamed thunder if not i call it i call being thunder
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>>154335188
you can walk out to ac freakin dc isn't that freakin awesome
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>>154335207
af1 2.0 lilbubblegum and yung gravy
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>>154334977
pinya is wearing like 6 inch heels.
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>>154335266
pena means meng, meng
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>>154335357
is that wwe president nick "thunder" khan?!
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>>154335357
does he know hes using blackpill incel terminology in the thumbnail here? he should fix this
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>>154335357
>reax
this faggot needs beheaded
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>>154335375
>nick khan isnt tony khan
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>>154335387
no but seriously mate you good?
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>>154335357
The guy with the cornrows shows the seriousness of the situation
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>>154327209
ric flair died 10 years ago though.
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>>154335465
that was takeoff b
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>>154331561
fag
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>>154333945
>gets a rough makeout session with Natalia Silva
>still complains
What a bitch
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>>154333912
he plods exposes his chin and gane was piecing him up
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Tomala was reamed and creamed by a franco caramel commando in 2025
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the new sidepiece just called qotsa dad rock
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>>154335547
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>>154333945
Face posting is legal. Close your fucking eyes. Ironic faggot wrestlers want this when they get their body locks and single legs stuffed but they do the same thing defending takedowns. It's part of wrestling, their own sport. Crying about shit like this is pathetic. Like a retarded child falling off their bike completely fine, then they see a scrape and start crying.
The rule should be if you cry about eye pokes you are cut from the sport and the commissions make new unified legislation saying you are unfit to compete in MMA in any promotion. You can only box.
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>>154333912
>>154335601
And he strictly stopped training with any light heavyweights ever since the knee injury. They moved locations and his dad said he only wants tom to train with heavyweights. So he's just teeing off on fatsos thinking he will improve when he should be sparring fast light heavyweights.
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>>154335676
Qotsa sucks ass, B. They have like 2 good songs.
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>>154335840
i respectfully disagree vis an vis sucking ass we're not talmbout foo fighters here be fair you can say inconsistent and i wouldn't disagree
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>>154335892
Qotsa is the Tyrone Woodley of the music industry. Respectfully.
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>>154335922
serves me right tryna browse /heem/ at work lmao, fucking hell messican you scared the crap outta bappa
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>>154335922
if you think of homme as an avatar for ATT this sadly makes sense be that as it may the issue was it being called dad rock not tyron noshing on minge or getting heemed
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>>154335840
Songs for the Deaf is a terrific album
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>>154335947
both rated r and lullabies are superiorbeit
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It's over. The UFC is dead and Dana White is seething bad. He can't accept it but sadly it's true.
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>>154335956
wheres the "breaking news: he's r*tarded now" caption?
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curating selections
post contributions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmjfL2X2Lo4
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>>154335840
I sat by the ocean
first it giveth
go with the flow
little sister
no one knows
you think i aint worth a dollar...
3s & 7s

all good tracks
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>>154335966
leaving out some select bangers still
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Thoughts?
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>>154336012
wasn't merab supposed to sudoku
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>>154335964
https://youtu.be/6KnF98r1WMo
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>>154336012
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>>154327036
Iskander Barayyrah
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Iskander Al-Bariya
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Iskander Faraiyyah
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Makwan Amirkhani
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I dunno what you fucks are even on about, I need a lie down
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So Dana says this is an opportunity, not a career, and proceeds to tell Aljo to remove his rum from the press conference table.
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>>154336131
why is he drinking on the job that's dc's gimmick
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>>154336146
DC's gimmick is being a fat nigga
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any remember the edit of this where its 3 goobeys like agent smith in the matrix
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>>154336155
that's his fate
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>>154335964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8VjJU81mrU
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if it was up to me i wouldn't give nobody no sympathy
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>>154336276
talmbout peter tosh b?
>>154335964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4KIdui1B4Y
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Always Shaving Ass. Apturo Security Agency.
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Hapturo
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tap two hoes
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Good morning SCHAUBEASTS and spammy marks without a life that don't know it's a shart when you fart a shart and schaub yourself to the till, cazzies.
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Love can touch us one time and last for a lifetime
And never let go 'til we're gone
Love was when I loved you, one true time I'd hold to
In my life, we'll always go on
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>>154337374
But enough about Jon Jones' cocaine addiction
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>>154337393
vpn off daniel
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>>154337475
Je moeder aan de poeder
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>>154337374
gets his legacy absolutely and permanently destroyed bo tom aspinall
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>bo tom aspinall
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>>154337507
cancer cock
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UFC habben een problem
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Gooby is laughing at all of you on twitter btw
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>>154337900
proofs?!
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i do alpha male sjit
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Danny Castillo thinks he is better than you. You gonna let him think that or you gonna knock his ass out on the Last Call
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Ufc tonight should be pretty good it’s ufc 328 for all the marbles
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>i opened that card and I knew immediately I overpaid for this garbage
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>she keeps sending me tiktoks
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*Joanna appears in the crowd*
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i wish jj would send me tiktoks
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Remember Bo Niggle? Pshht me neither.
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>>154338045
>Jorge Masvidal rookie year card thats an easy $2000
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Put an smile on my face evry time
YEAH I LOOOVE AN WEEMY NIGHT
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>>154338398
Fuck you.
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The twink's ass is breaking
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need minge
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>>154338256
No... no she doesn't clozzy...
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>>154338398
How could anyone forget
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How does /heem/ take care of its mental health?
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>>154338958
Exercise, reading, some form of creative art, and sleep.
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>>154338958
I like to work out, eat good healthy food, and read about Stoic philosophy
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Finland? Will get 100% replaced and erased from history by revisionism.
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Zaldaddy had a pigga tryna escape his pen

Xhe realised xhe wasn’t built for this and oinked outta there!
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>>154338958
I fuck men, get drunk, smoke weed
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why does tapology have waqueen buckley ranked higher than sean literal who brady and is this a sign mike mallott could crack the top 5?
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>>154338958
to what end?
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>>154338958
i feed me mental elf a balanced nutritional diet
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>>154338958
I see a psychiatrist
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NO good fights in sight
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>>154338880
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>>154339059
what is the arrow trying to convey
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>>154339308
on my tax dollar no doubt have you said thank you once this thread
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>>154339322
That he's a nigger
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have you thanked an mixed martial arts podcaster yet this thread
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you are a follower
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thank you luke thomas
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hey what the fuck not that one
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>we have jack taiwanese boy at home
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Over under on how many of Dana's loads Nina Drama's swallowed?
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d rod could've been as popular as kevin holland but he's a retarded cholo.
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>>154339424
daner only takes loads in his haram hole and doesnt coom
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go ahead and whine for me.
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>>154337393
bodied that mentally ill freak
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>>154339322
it translates to Mr.Monkey
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>>154339521
explaining your signature?
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>>154339422
disgraceful display
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Sup faggots this still up?
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still jobless
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Diego Pavia, YOU are a New York Jet! Welcome to New Jersey!!!
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>>154339633
i got a job you could give me right here
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>i bailed my friend out of jail last night for stealing 30 pounds of grass fed ground beef from walmart over the past 3 months at the self checkout
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what's that in standard units and how much was bail was it worth it
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>>154339715
I had to put up $2000. It's like 14 kg of meat.
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>>154339533
no because we dont sign our posts here
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>>154339690
shut up bitch
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>>154339741
thats like 10x what he wouldve paid for the meat. crime doesnt pay
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>>154339773
Walmart built a case on him. Caught him fake scanning on video over months. This is why Dana needs to pay the fighters more.
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>>154339078
Excellent post
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>>154339748
funny shut up because this job wil have your mouth preoccupied for about an hour if you understand we dont stop for decision after 25 you work til im finished
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>>154339741
doesn't sound worth it at all hopefully they're less gay there than here about this stuff and he just gets a basic shoplifting charge not larceny/fraud
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>>154339633
>my extended family encounters buc-ee's
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>built a case on him
Lmao
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>>154339808
He got larceny. But not enough was stolen for a felony.
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>>154339791
>Caught him fake scanning
dear oh dear
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>>154339846
yep well at least it isn't a felony over something so petty that sucks though bappa
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if you can get fraud for pretending to scan tom should get fraud for claiming chanp but never winning an undisputed title fight
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The real punishment will be on his eternal soul when he goes to hell.
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>>154339863
Jon is a fraud too. Francis is the lineal champ. MVP Promotions is the home to champions.
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>>154339863
many are saying this
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clitia ran from vallejos
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>>154339879
cormier is fat as fuck it's disgraceful
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nauseating
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>>154339886
Zaldaddy that that piglet squealin and squirting on it sadly
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>>154339928
Turn your maggot minge monitor on
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Imagine calling your UFC fighter friend to bail you out and he can't because Dana doesn't pay him enough.
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>>154339879
Nah. he ducked
Jon > Stipe=Gane > Ngubu > Tom
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>>154339978
i need your help wonky how do you repel women so successfully
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>>154339987
wut
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>>154340003
sybau
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>>154340062
whats her name
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woops sorry that was meant for another tab
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I drank 16 beers and then changed that femboy's life with my cock

I'm just fuckin built different
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Nigger
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>>154340029
who's that
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>>154340093
I will have him wearing a dress soon
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and people used to call me crazy when I said a tranny discord was targeting /heem/
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>>154340121
everyone knows its some wonk nose freak and his gay little mates in a discord doing it
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>When the UFC tries to fuck you by booking a fight you can never win
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If you had a giant cock like me you could engage in your fantasies at will, but your cock is not giant and your cock is not universally worshipped like mine is
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anybody can download grindr and pull fresh sissy ass 3 4 nights a week it aint no big thing homie
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>>154340140
JdPiggy’s snout was wonked and wanked by his Slamdaddy’s schlong I fear
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wonk nose cunt
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>>154340194
The big cock makes it pretty low effort I just sent them one picture and I built a harem of passing trannies in like a week
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bros never even partaken in hawlgs of heem I have zero confidence in this nigga
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Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
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>>154340255
It's better than mcrgegor's hawlg easily
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Oh god nevre mind I dont want to be hear for gay bumholing talk call me when Finalds back
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None of you even know what it's like to be used for sex

When you have a giant cock people just want to try it

But that doesnt mean they love you
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ShavGOD howeverbeit
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Suga Schaub is getting the rematch right?
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>Ulberg
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>>154340345
yanchads we presidential now
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>>154340337
I have sex with women and they appreciate my big dick and sense of humor and good job. This allows me to form relationships with them and is what led me to find my wife.
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>>154340393
on presi daw Suga vs Yan at the white house would have been big
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Welcome to the Ulberg Era
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Aljodaddy!
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The Ulbergian Era
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>>154340402
I feel like this play is always ignorance, high value dudes just get a free comfy setup and are cool with it, but it came with such ease because it's some super basic bitch life, you could have used the same tools for 100x more fun
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AlGOAT solved MMA
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End of 2026 Champions
HW Steveson
LHW Khamzat
MW Islam
WW Shavkat
LW Arman
FW Movsar
BW Merab
FlW Van
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>>154340460
Fun for you lies in mens assholes, you truly are a guru that figured life out you pussy starved cocksucker. You should write a book.
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>>154340460
>>154340493
you dont even watch mma you just watch gay porn and come here to make jokes
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>>154340493
Pussy is a gross festering mess, asshole is a perfect circle

Post-OP trannies disappoint me, I prefer the feminine cock
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Aljodaddy gaped pigtr pan and now xhe twerks with the chastity belt like xhe did something KWAB
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I have a modest penis to match my income bracket and homely wife.
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>>154340518
Brother im an elite combat athlete with an encyclopedic knowledge of mma
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>>154340533
i would cage fuck you for 25 minutes and make your clitty leak
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>>154340548
I am definitely way stronger than you
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>>154340566
Your gorilla grip bacon bussy is beggin for a bbc huh
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>>154340566
im like shevchenko if she was an 200 lb male
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>>154340586
I have tamed many tranny BBC whores with my BWC

Their lives change when they find out a single jacked white boy can do the same to them
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>>154340594
Thats what I prefer to fuck
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>>154340463
alright mate that's enough out of you
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Talmbout gay sex?!!
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>>154326033
Jiri San... you know what must be done
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52 days until Gane fights.
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>@arielhelwani

>UFC Freedom 250 is being relocated to Capital One Arena.

>New date in the works

>2m
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>>154340733
DDPonald finna oink it’s last queef I fear
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anons used to fake a screenshot smdh
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I’m reminded each day how mentally ill and gay most of you are. Must be a bunch of 1-25-2 fighters looking for a local card to lose on
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>fags talking about more fag shit
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White House card? Happening.
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>>154340873
Jdaddies will be adding dirty diaper piggy president to the maggot minge list before then sadly
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shite house card? embarrassing
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Im late for my blowjob
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>>154340977
You can begin
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The Black House card
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>>154341074
oh i get it now. took a couple minutes but i get it
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>>154341074
Im cooked
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Sprite Zero is the perfect beverage.
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>>154341236
For washing down the taste of cock??
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>>154341270
I don't know but you probably shouldn't open with such questions.
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>>154326033
I want to drain my balls in Gina Carano’s tight asshole.
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Cool Hand Luke Rockhold
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Barton "BF" Fink
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Peter Yan got presented with a medal by friend of the general Vladimir Putin
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>>154341654
r8 form /8
personally i give it a 10
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>>154341654
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OH YOU CAN HEAR IT, JOE!
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https://youtu.be/myWI9u7GDA0
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>>154341708
Light weight bappa
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I hate when you come around.
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>>154341855
350 (?) lbs is light for a heavyweight afaik
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>>154341654
>>154341893
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i think i might have finally got rid of the gypsy
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>>154335266
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Washington
Oregon
California
Florida
Arizona

Where do I move?
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>>154342376
yuma
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It should be illegal to put pathetic disgusting pink piggies in there with the wolf
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>>154342442
Excellent post
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>>154342376
we're full
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>>154342376
Huntington beach
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>>154342442
Jaxxon without Jackson just doesn't feel right
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>>154342478
we don't sign my posts here
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>>154342442
Lole.
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Just bought a steak
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Zatdaddy derangement
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whos chandler fighting again?
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mexico is a real one
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I can't even be bothered to get annoyed at the state of this sport. Dana should hurry up and introduce ai gooby fights
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ok here's my new good idea:

investing in fighters with bitcoin blockchain technology
example:
>find random hue in favella
>pay for his fight camp and cup in exchange for x% of career earnings
>other investors pay for other shit and get a piece too
>fast forward he becomes a beast and ufc champ and you get some of his winnings
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absolutely thunderous farts yet not that smelly
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Obsessively playing Hitman Blood Money to formulate a plot in which Ilia gets DQ'd for blowing up Garth mid-fight
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>>154342376
Florida or Washington. No state income tax. California and Oregon are failing. Arizona is too hot.
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>>154342247
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Steak
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>>154343020
Hoyl fuck do I miss eating warm food that looks so fukcin good
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>>154343020
>poorly seared
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>>154342867
Thats a great idea and I think it will make you rich. Can I buy shares in your life so I can get in on the ground floor ;D
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>>154343122
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>>154343065
>>154343036

It tastes good
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>>154343148
If rental properties can be invested in using a REIT, can I do the same with people? An investment trust of humans, where I can buy shares and gain a portion of the money they produce. Like buying a slave is risky, because he could be lazy, but if I could buy shares in a bundle of slaves, that would be a smarter investment.
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>>154343247
You'll get like all pakis and Indians
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New
>>154343353
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>>154342376
Come to Orlando. I'll let you sleep under my stairs while working as an au pair.
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>>154343247
>if I could buy shares in a bundle of slaves, that would be a smarter investment.
Sounds like you're starting a competing business there, friend
I would advice against it

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