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> Wednesday, 22nd April - 20:00
Burnley vs. Man City
Bournemouth vs. Leeds
> Friday, 24th April - 20:00
Sunderland vs. Forest
>Saturday, 25th April - 12:30
Fulham vs. Villa
>Saturday, 25th April - 15:00
West Ham vs. Everton
Wolves vs. Spurs
Liverpool vs. Palace
> Saturday, 25th April - 17:30
Arsenal vs. Newcastle
> Monday, 27th April - 20:00
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>>154326117
Just in time
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Hate that fucking mug
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man age
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>>154326127
What happened to Norf London
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>>154326085
>>154326085
>>154326085
>>154326085

We're all in here
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EPL is a worse farmer's league than Bundesliga if Manchester City wins it again. Fuck everyone who roots for them, if they are not with Arsenal then they are the enemy of English football.
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>>154326132
They're soulless, that'll be another 2bn
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>>154326132
nothing? chelsea have done good this season
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>>154326141
best league in the world, idk why a forren is seething
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>>154326117
ts meme was never funny.
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Embarrassing stuff from the old folks home
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>>154326165
i bet he felt so smart asking grok, thinking he'd get an epic own
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>>154326158
>t seething arsekek
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Are we allowed to talk about Leicester
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This is the definitive thread, sorry AW.
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>>154326165
He's such a mong
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>>154326192
yeah embarrassing that a club filled with experienced prem players went down, at least I get to watch Leicester at my home club ground tho
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>>154326200
veddy funny saar i sawing this on reddit
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League 1 Leicester has won the Prem, FA Cup and Carabao more recently than the Arsenal
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>>154326167
>>154326205
sissies.
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>>154326127
This prick doesn't get enough hate.
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>>154326218
t. Ackned from Somalia
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>>154326200
fluke
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>>154326206
Who do you support x
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>>154326214
>League 1 Leicester has won the Prem, FA Cup and Carabao more recently than the Arsenal
oh no no no no
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>>154326223
yeah i have a bbc and now im going to rape ur mom, libtard
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>>154326225
can't fluke over a 38 game season, "akhi"
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>>154326226
Barnsley x
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Why is there always so many foreign flags at the start of a liversissy thread?

Usually these threads are slow moving. Does he actually samefag to bump his threads? That would be embarrassing...
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>>154326239
There are foreign flags in your FLOP of a thread, transman
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>>154326239
Well yes. Liversissy is a pathetic little faggot lol x
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>>154326228
grim
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>>154326239
It's a nice day bro, go for a walk or something
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>>154326165
Matt le Tissier is based.
Vaxxies don't look like they're going to get it.
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>>154326239
back from the jobcentre appointment eh Dave?
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>>154326239
KEK BODIED THAT SAMEFAGGING UNEMPLOYED FREAK
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>>154326219
Yeah because you can catch a ban for talking about that club
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>>154326261
>>154326251
>>154326246
Kek based
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this dance is a bit gay pal
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>>154326117
Why is no one acknowledging how good Sneeds have been recently
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>>154326239
Are we all taking the piss out of Liversissy? Based.
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>>154326277
you need to be shipped off along with that brighton mong
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>the tranny from manny abandoned xer flop thread to bump this
Common ABUGod Victory
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>>154326288
Slop Six has fallen off, pussy
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>>154326239
Uh ohhhhhh you've made xer BIG MAD!
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>>154326239
>foreign flag samefagging stopped the moment this post dropped

KEKAROO liversissy is really a pathetic little freak
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>>154326286
Chelsea fans never said they were winning the league this season
Yanited fans did
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>>154326141
No LOL, City haven't won 10 years in a row
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i just checked the fixture list and this match isn't on for another two weeks???
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>>154326239
>open new sissybake
>xhe's getting bodied immediately

Soul
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https://x.com/NUFCMurph/status/2046921864698646651

>EXCLU Reports suggest Premier League chiefs are considering a relegation play-off between 17th and 18th place, amid concerns over Tottenham Hotspur’s struggles this season. There is growing unease that losing a club of Spurs’ stature could impact the league’s profits. [@FrancisChipp]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>154326505
Fake news
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>>154326505
This Chipp guy seems like banter
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>>154326541
haha le ebin reddit humour!
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>>154326540
>>154326547
seething samefag
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Reports suggest that Football Twitter memes are shit
Spuds and Arsekek being shit doesn't mean Football Twitter memes are funny
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>>154326547
Hey aw! Finally decided to crawl out from under your rock to watch your shitty hoofball club choke again?
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>>154326550
T. seething Indian
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>>154326556
>not being a hindu redditor that thinks 16 year olds making reddit memes on X means that you enjoy sharteta and varsenal
take your meds
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Is actually funny how the foreign flags stopped as soon as liversissy got called out
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>>154326581
I've given you the chance to step the fuck back aw. There is no other warning. Next time I see you I'm going to put you in a wheelchair.
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Just done a big sloppy scouser on the slot
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>>154326607
Ooh you're hard
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>>154326617
you'll see how hard I am when I shag your little faggot arse off you
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ANOTHER flopped dave thread
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>liversissy itt talking about shagging other men

Nuke Liverpool
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>>154326628
Always happens, 2 in a row this week
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>>154326239
LOVE how this is the most popular post ITT because everybody has had enough of Liversissy's faggotry x
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>>154326628
mantroony just can't stop flopping
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>>154326239
Based noticer
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>>154326635
2 threads that crashed and burned like a plane in Munich KEK
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>Rosenior gone already
Always felt like he wasn't sufficiently ageing those men
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Rosenior is more proof nice guys finish last.
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BANG!
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>>154326678
The fuck. That was so quick.
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Igor Tudor or Ruben Shamorim?
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It’s their fault for hiring a black manager
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>>154326709
easy now
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https://www.chelseafc.com/en/news/article/club-statement-liam-rosenior

>Chelsea Football Club has today parted company with Head Coach Liam Rosenior.

>On behalf of everyone at Chelsea FC, we would like to place on record our gratitude to Liam and his staff for all their efforts during their time with the Club.

>Liam has always conducted himself with the highest integrity and professionalism following his appointment midway through the season.

>This has not been a decision the Club has taken lightly, however recent results and performances have fallen below the necessary standards with still so much more to play for this season. Everyone at Chelsea FC wishes Liam every success in the future.

>Calum McFarlane will take charge of the team as Interim Head Coach until the end of the season with support from existing Club backroom staff, as we strive to achieve European qualification and progress in the FA Cup.

>As the Club works to bring stability to the Head Coach position, we will undertake a process of self-reflection to make the right long-term appointment.

That last sentence. Absolute fucking lol.
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fat ange to chelsea!
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safe to say the other thread is a flop just likes daves life kek!
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>>154326639
That part x
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>>154326767
That part x
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>>154326239
Uhm, well...
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> Sky Sports understands there was a break clause in Liam Rosenior's contract and will not be due hefty compensation.

TBOEHLZ DOES IT AGAIN!
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>>154326797
Based
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>>154326797
>if you’re really shit I’m not paying
Damn. Why don’t other clubs think of this
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>EsteWOW hamstring announced to be a grade 4 tear, totally annihilated
>Sack the shit manager to takeover the media cycle
You are here
>Hire another shit manager
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>mfw Liam "New Dawn" Rosenior sacked
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>>154326740
ENTER
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Now that the dust has settled, what went wrong?
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>Tottenham advertise sport psychologist roles

>Tottenham are looking to appoint a lead psychologist for their men's first team after boss Roberto de Zerbi said they need to "change the mentality".

>In an advert posted by Spurs on social media platform LinkedIn, external, the club said they are seeking an "outstanding performance psychologist" to deliver "evidence-based psychological support to elite players".

>https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cew79v5rjjwo

KWAB
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>>154326941
I don't think anyone respected him. He's a teachers pet. Elite athletes don't respond to that.
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>>154326967
This. The fact his team selections had been leaked three times by the squad shows how little respect he commanded.
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>>154326886
The Prodigal RentSon Returns (to get relegated)
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Where will YOU be in June 2032 anon?
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I think we all know who to blame fundamentally here

Pogba

He started this player’s being diva attitude 10 yrs ago. Man Utd enabled it.
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>>154326992
No he didn't, Graeme. Remember Odemwingie?
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>>154326983
Here posting about Dave 50 times a day
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>>154327007
is he still driving circles around loftus road?
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Why's he hoverhanding ma boi Stevie G?
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>>154327045
Because Covid or something. Who would even sign the older Tavernier. Bradford if they get promoted to the Champ?
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>>154326992
Never rated him, actually, wonder what he's up to
>google
Oh my days what a fall
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>>154326505
Newcastle would lose this game
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> heh my spursies…surely..will..not..be…relagated *beep*
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Can't believe Starmer still has a job and Rosenior doesn't
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What’s happened at Leicester is sad - and wrong. They’ve been relegated after a six-point deduction for financial irregularities whilst City are about to win another title with 135 charges unanswered 3 years later. How can this be?
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>>154327088
Newcastle are just 6 points off europe
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>>154327109
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>>154327109
PSR saving another one. What's the problem?
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Might watch city
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>>154327109
Are they just hoping everyone forgets about it?
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More like Rojunior LMAO!
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>>154327109
League bigshots trying to figure out a way to charge them while maintaining a semblance of sporting integrity but without the embarrassing part of not removing titles or relegation
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>>154327109
>city win the league
>spurs finish 18th
>city charges come after the season ends
>punish them with relegation
>spursies stay up
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>>154327161
>Might watch city
same.
man poo are shit
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>>154327151
Newcastle are going to lose to Forest and West Ham
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If the top two teams finish level on points they should play a final to decide the league
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>>154326850
>A grade 4 hamstring tear is a severe, often complete, rupture of the tendon from the bone (sometimes a bony avulsion), causing intense pain, significant swelling, severe bruising, and inability to bear weight.

He won't be the same again. RIP nigga
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>>154327109
Well said monkey hands
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>>154327249
There's other tiebreakers but that is actually the final backstop if everything else is level.
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I know the statement said they've got lots to play for still but would Chelsea really get a permanent manager in before the season is over? At the end of the season they can get Iraola or Glasner or try their hand with Hurzeler.
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>>154327272
I know but they should just make a final the only tiebreaker.
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>Sources have told BBC Sport that Bournemouth manager Andoni Iraola, Fulham head coach Marco Silva and former Dortmund boss Edin Terzic are under consideration as possible replacements for Rosenior.

I think iraola is planning to return to spain
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>>154327307
Chelsea is a poisoned chalice now, there's no controlling that dressing room.
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>>154327314
i can, for 100k pw i'll show these soft cunts how to behave.
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Tottenham finish 18th and then Man City are deducted 100 points, finish 20th and Tottenham remain in the league. Remember this post. My dick is 6 inches something, slightly above average and uncut.
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>>154327249
hell yeah playoffs OOORAH
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Fixing Chelsea is proper easy. Sell Palmer buy Traoré. Move Garnacho to left back. Buy Rosenior and have him play upfront with Traoré in a 4-4-2.
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>>154327336
idk anon, how do you get a squad of 50 stupid teenage brownskins to behave when they're all on 8 year contracts worth millions?
You're not even allowed to sell the troublesome ones, that's above your pay grade.
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Why does Chelsea sign exclusively shit black players?
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>>154327439
explain Delap
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>>154327447
His family are Black Irish. Boehly heard the Black part and signed him.
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What happens if the Prem and the WSL have a match on the same day, now that Chelsea are letting the women's team use the main ground for all their matches?
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>>154327109
No one cares pal, chads don’t get relegated
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>>154327343
Deduction deadline has passed. It will be 60 points announced in June. This creates a huge spectacle with City needing 90-100 points to survive.
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>Chelsea interested in Iraola, Marco Silva and Eddie Howe
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>>154327410
with coercion.
the people of modern times have forgotten along the ages during times where conflict arose you can only straighten the ship with violence.
majority of the players being of a certain genetic admixture only makes this option more viable.
it's like school classrooms, modern guidelines and education tells us that a teacher being "rough" and even physically altercating with his students is something that's completely barbaric and dismissable, should not be tolerated etc. but throughout the animal kingdom it's fairly common for the leader/mother/father/caretaker to dish out some "tough love" every now and then to keep the younger ones in line.
coercion is always needed.
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I don't believe Cristiano Ronaldo has sex. I think he engages in cuckolding and watches his wife have sex with other men. Ronaldo is too self obsessed to have sex, he watches and masturbates to himself, looking at himself, in a mirror and all of his children are test tube babies.
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>Arselel back to 2nd in 2 hours
Fucking kek
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>>154327697
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Brendan Rodgers is the man to fix Chelsea
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>>154327754
*presses*
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>>154327757
HITV put out an apology video to Lampard. I didn't watch it but I think a second go might be on the cards with that sort of publicity
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Just saw the news about Rosenior
Like I said last night, you NEVER hire black managers
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>>154327533
Based Maguire. Mohammad Tranah would be stood with 2 blokes.
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Managers with a primary focus on pressing and distance covered will never see long term success at clubs with European football in England. The only way for that style to be viable is to rotate so heavily your league minutes for the best 11 are around 2000 a season like PSG.
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>>154326239
Kek
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>Burnley
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Just watched the Brighton Chelsea highlights, they're lucky it wasn't 6 or 7-0
They got utterly steamrolled
No wonder Rosenior got sacked.
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>>154327314
There's only one man for the job
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>>154327288
>Hurzeler
Would be funny for Boehly to give Tony Bloom even more money but the level of integration between Hurzeler and the Brighton set up is actually incredible. I wouldn't be surprised if he stayed with Brighton for the next 5 years at least
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>>154327819
This anon is a confirmed ball knower.
He also subtly points out how embarrassing PSG have been for the past, what, 15 years?
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>>154328435
Generalisimo Mbappe will not like such talk
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Andy Jacobs: "I've been told John Terry wanted to [take over until the end of the season], but they didn't want him. And they told him in no uncertain terms that he will never, ever get the job."

(@talkSPORT)
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>>154328503
Hope that's true. John Terry is such an unlikable cunt with genuinely zero redeeming qualities.
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>>154327307
He'll be going for the Athletic job: Valverde is leaving and Iraola is ex-Bilbao
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>>154328503
>Terry wants the job
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>this will be hosting European football next season
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You now remember Burnley were a Premier League team this season.
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>fuck over Arsenal and Burnley at the same time
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Terrible result for Pep. He was arguing with Bernardo Silva at the end.
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>>154329276
does Scott Parker get the Bayern job now or how does that work?
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>>154329385
Hopefully Alan Pace puts him in a cannon and fires him against the Turf Moor walls so no other club has to deal with him again.

That's four clubs he's been at in top tier management and he has failed at every single one. A reminder that he has managed in the Champions League.
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>>154329455
dat jawline tho
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Arsenalian win
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>>154329455
>and he has failed at every single one
he got three of them promoted tho
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>>154329317
They’ve been on 70 points since March 14 lmaooooo
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>>154329455
>>154329472
Mutually exclusive claims, please explain
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>>154328503
KWASB
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>>154329472
I specified "top tier management" for a reason. He is more than capable at lower levels. He cannot manage at the top level.

>>154329511
When given a full season, Parker has never kept a promoted team up. The exception was Bournemouth when he said the squad was complete shit and will be getting relegated after they lost 9-0 at Anfield. Turned out he was the reason they were complete shit.
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>>154329329
arse could go 6 points clear before citeh play again
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>>154329541
>Parker has never kept a promoted team up. The exception was
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>>154329668
3 Championship promotions, 2 relegations, 1 sacking. He's a perennial Premier League failure.
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>>154329694
So are Big Sam and Woy Hodgeson, but they keep getting work
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>>154329747
>Big Sam and Woy
>perennial PL failures
You genuinely don't know what you're talking about.
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OMG STFU LIVERSISSY
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>>154329851
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>>154329668
Not an exception. He was sacked a month into the season and Gary O'Neill kept them up
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>>154329895
Not today, Liversissy.
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If Scott Parker went to Buyern they'd go invincible
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>BREAKING: The Trump Administration has asked FIFA to replace Iran with Italy in the upcoming World Cup amid the Iran War.

>Trump's envoy argued that Italy’s four World Cup titles in the history of the tournament justify awarding it the slot.

>The plan is reportedly an effort to "repair ties" between President Trump and Italy’s Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni.

We should bring Lester back to the PL because nobody like Coventry
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>Maxwell Cornet is still a West Ham player
>Maxwell Cornet still isn't 30 yet
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City top of the table
Arsenal flopping like a thread made by Dave
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>>154330207
Basically how Arsenal got into the top flight
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>>154330525
Nobody cared and still doesnt care about spurs so it makes sense
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surprised at aw showing his face around here after the choke we're seeing
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>>154330390
>Cornet joined Burnley almost half a decade ago
No shock that the moment they signed black lads under Dyche they got relegated
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It's funny to think that Tottenham fans won't be able to post here next season
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>>154326127
once i saw him say the "man age" thing i knew he'd get fired super fast
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>>154330207
That part
We should also replace Man United with Grimsby
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>>154330207
based
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>>154326709
Kick it out lad
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Mad. Absolutely mad.
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>>154332094
What happened to achievement by merit?
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>>154327314
Seems like the Spanish speaking players are the one's that run that locker room, Iraola might do the trick.
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>>154329317
>>154332115
I've already seen this one
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unexpected embarassing loss to newcastle incoming

wondrin if been a year when team top 100% time
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>>154332412
When was the last time newcastle won a game of football? They've conceded 13 goals in their last 4 games
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>>154332465
umm

i said unexpected
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>Sunderland could sack manager Regis Le Bris at the end of the season if he fails to secure European football for the club
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>>154333453
Ain’t no way. Who would we replace him with?
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>>154333741
linkedin liam
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>>154333741
Arne Slot please
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>>154332115
>you now remember liverkek fans thinking they won the league in September
>you now remember their YUGE plummet back down to earth
lmao
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david wiv anuva floppy thread?
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>>154333453
what

whats going on. isnt diss a good season for em
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Chelsea will bag Xabi next season watch this drive
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>>154335962
Doesn't matter who Chelsea get, with their retard ownership they will keep fumbling the bag every time
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>>154335981
that part, same with spuds and manure
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>>154335981
Who owns Chelsea since the Russian was sent into exile?
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Is it time to mooove on yet?
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>>154329275
KEK where will this season fit? I think it might be SECOND HAHAHAHAHA
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>>154336077
some yank retards with more money than sense
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AND
WE'RE
LIVE
This morning to tell you that Man Dilated are a grim little club
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Can we fix our chelsea's broken heart
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>van de ven is being considered by man united depending how spurs will finish the season [Whitwell]
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>>154336204
He should've let it go in
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Funny how that Europa League final was in my mind a cross roads where whichever team won would go on to have success and the loser would be destroyed. Yet Spurs won, had the momentum, the Champions League, had more transfer pull, could take their pick of managers, and still managed to destroy themselves. And Man United who looked down and out finishing 15th last season and losing to Grimsby have now somehow turned it around.
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what can united do with rashford? sell him to chelsea for cheap?
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>>154336264
man utd spend money and spurs don't, that's really what it comes down to.
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>>154336615
Literally outspent United last Summer after winning the Europa
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>>154336657
>60m for xabi simons
Kek
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>>154336672
>bottle the quadruple
lol
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>>154336672
>Trophy dodger laughing at anyone
Cannot Kuwait until the bottle is confirmed
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>>154336672
fuck off back to /ars/
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>>154336694
>>154336699
>>154336707
Shalom lads, no need to be uppity.
We'll miss you in this very esteemed general next season. Heared the /efl/ is a decent place as well...
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>>154336672
60m over overhyped former barca psg shitter vs 70m for swede that scored 68 goals in 60 games before he became a mental midget and scored 12 in 34
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>>154336672
60m for Dutch fraud vs 60m for world class CDM playmaker zubimendi that can't pass a ball
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>>154336672
60m for albino with dreads vs 80m for bench warmer Eze who according to you at the start of the season doesn't know how to pass to others
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>>154336672
>60m for youtube highlight player vs 60m for a linkedin liam reject
BLUDCLAAAAT
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>>154336657
I meant over a long period, and in wages.
It still hasn't really worked but there's been enough thrown at the wall for some to stick.
Spurs just panicked too late and got in Gallagher on 200k. It's not enough.
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>>154336672
SECOND AGAIN OLE OLE
SECOND AGAIN OLE OLE
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>>154332115
>>154336672
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>a brown arselel immigrant got more replies than hasidic david
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>>154336672
See >>154329317
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Lads
L a d s
L a d s
Jadon Sancho
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>>154336672
kuwaiti arsedrone was bigging up arteta and arsenal all season but now has turned on sharteta, why?
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>>154336827
>more replies
90 percent of daves replies are him going kek or based to his own posts
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>>154336850
>>more replies
>90 percent of daves replies are him going kek or based to his own posts
Very true.
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>Nottingham Forest owner Evangelos Marinakis is believed to want as much as £125M for Elliot Anderson
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yallah yallah arsenal mandem winning the league this season innit bro it's November we winning the league innit wallah bumbaclaaaaat we on top of the table on Christmas rudebwoy the title is coming home best defence in the world rudebwoy

>april
oh no no no fuck arteta we need to sack him it's over he's shit he's done nothing for the club Arteta needs to go
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>>154336868
why are football fans like this
liverpool did it with slot
united did it with amorim
spurs ange
even Chelsea did it with rosenior (they actually thought he was good kek)
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>>154336862
>4 G/A this season
>£125M
state of it
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>>154329275
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Arteta and his crazy band of boring boatmen
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>ynr we lost 6 of our first 12 games
>had one of our only two strikers injured all season
>still going to finish 3rd
what a club
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>>154337488
Not forgetting the loss of Jota too, fucked the team up
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>>154337488
The first 5 or so games where Liverpool were still running on fumes nicking wins left and right was kino and then reality set in and the Wirtz no-show era began
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>>154337488
top of the table until young maldini got hurt
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>>154337644
>nicking wins left and right was kino

I don't think being bailed out by the referees is "kino" in any sense.
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>>154337488
>trying to turn a trophyless season as defending champions into something positive
incredible mental gymnastics
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/czjwxmd0ll3o

>Coventry chairman Doug King says Sky Blues fans should not worry about "what may or may not happen" after head coach Frank Lampard was linked with a return to former club Chelsea.

I hope people screenshot this for the inevitable.
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>>154337789
I hope Frank is smart enough to not take that poisoned chalice. He already bailed them out once before bc of their fuckups.
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>>154337635
>still going on and on about him as if he is the only active footballer to have ever died in the history of everything
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>>154336672
KEK done him
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>>154336845
What does he do?
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>>154337908
Make an Indonesian want to suck his cock dry.
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Shabby Simons
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>Barca have no Raphinha and Lamal til the rest of the season
AIIIEEE RASHFORD PLEASE HELP US WIN LA LIGA
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>>154337966
Can’t pay 25m for you though we’re so poor teehee
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Rashinho
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>>154338053
Kinda dumb they didn't include the clause where they had to trigger the permanent deal if rashy played some minimum amount of games
Sure they'd still find a way to sideline him with that kind of clause but it would at least make things harder if they had it now
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>>154334907
should ask his priest instead of grok
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Janitor perma ban anyone who replies "that part"
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>>154338085
I doubt the deal would have happened at all if man utd asked for that. Barca are so poor, they have no choice but to act like scum in the market.
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trashford is shit lol
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>>154338147
That part x
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>>154337829
Slot was trying to push him out the door and now they're using him as an excuse for why Slot has been exposed with shit buys, shit tactics, and being on a downcycle season.
Absolutely disgusting club.
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Yasss gay gooners and Transchester Dilated uniteeee
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>>154338575
You have to ask yourself if it really was an accident.
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>kuwaiti arsedrone upset he got bodied this morning
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>>154338580
I wouldn't put anything past Scousers.
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>>154338674
They probably had him on one of them 500k pw contracts they give to all their shitters and he's told them to fuck off when slut tried to move him on. Then he suddenly and unexpectedly dies leaving the insurance company to pick up the bill. Cui bono?
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>>154338674
t. Benjamin Tesco Express
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>>154338780
done him
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woke

https://x.com/BBCMOTD/status/2047328765311918347
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>>154339020
fuck football focus we need a game show for women like The Traitors
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so who else’ve you got going down
are spurs going to magically win a few games
are west ham able to keep their form
can forest juggle europe with the league
will leeds bottle it
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>>154339060
the hammers and it won't be close
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>>154339020
>First broadcast in 1974, Football Focus is a testament to the brilliant team who have worked on it over the years and, of course, the audience. The programme has been a staple of the BBC’s football coverage for decades, providing fans with interviews, analysis and stories from across the game ahead of the weekend’s fixtures. But changing audience behaviours mean fans are now increasingly consuming football content in different ways and we need to respond appropriately as we face difficult decisions around how the licence fee is spent.

>Fans are accessing discussion, highlights, analysis and news through digital platforms and on-demand viewing and as viewing habits continue to evolve, it is right that BBC Sport adapts how it brings football coverage to the widest audiences across television, radio, online and to its extensive social platforms.

Translation: "we fucked the show with unnecessary replacements but can't admit we fucked the show". Exact same thing happened to Question of Sport to the extent Sue Barker, Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell now take the show on tour.
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>>154339020
Good.
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>>154339075
>Its final host will be Alex Scott, who has presented Football Focus for the past five years and will continue to work for the BBC.
She's an absolute cancer, the wc coverage is going to be terrible with this wog on deck.
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>>154339045
People watch The Traitors and no-one watches Football Focus. Not even you watch it despite your imminent lying.
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>>154339060
Spurs are atrocious and have dogshit fans who accept it. West Ham fans make their voices known and got Brady out.
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>>154337488
0 chance you finish above Michael Carrick's Super United
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>Daniel Farke on Liam Rosenior's sacking from Chelsea: "This change makes our preparations for the match more difficult"
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>>154339118
That's racist.
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>>154339020
that was still going?
I haven't watched it since Ray Stubbs was presenting it
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>>154339101
>FF and QoS both got new hosts in 2021 back when it was the cool thing to replace hosts
>both are now finished due to shit viewing figures
Coincidence? Of course not.
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>Millwall consider legal action against Westminster Council over KKK image
>One of the pages in the booklet depicted a registered Millwall club badge on a KKK figure, next to a speech bubble that said: “Racism never went away. I was badly abused in a reserve match at Millwall, but then I could show the racists my 1984 second Division Champions medal.”
that blurb reads like if Alan Partridge was black
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>>154339214
Hilariously this is the story of Chelsea's first ever black player Paul Canoville who was also abused by his own fans.
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>>154339228
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Canoville#Personal_life
>Romantic relationships were not easy for Paul, [..]
>He has fathered eleven children through ten different women.
huh?
also almost zero citations used for such a long wikipedia article
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>>154334907
Based Matt
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>>154339266
>>154339214
>literal crackhead
>had a bunch of kids with different women, didn't stick around for the kids
>accused of rape

Once again, the racists are vindicated. Then worked with kids and disabled people. Literally the last person you'd want in that situation, I don't care if he's 'kind', he's an unpredictable unstable dirtbag.
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>>154337488
Given form and remaining fixtures I wouldn't be surprised if Brighton overtook you and pushed you into 6th.
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my arsies :(
my firesies :)
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>>154337488
well this caused some seethe huh
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>Chelsea players would "laugh off" any attempt from the club's owners to read them the riot act, as was once the crisis-response of Roman Abramovich, Telegraph Sport has been told.
>Former owner Abramovich personally read the riot act to Chelsea's squad in a private meeting after sacking Andre Villas-Boas. He also admonished the squad at Cobham in 2010 after they were eliminated by Inter Milan - who were then managed by Jose Mourinho - in the Champions League. On at least three other occasions, former director Eugene Tenenbaum ripped into the squad on behalf of Abramovich.
>Boehly, co-owner Behdad Eghbali and the club's sporting directors still make regular trips to the Chelsea dressing-room at the end of games to congratulate the team or offer their support.
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>>154339396
Does that really matter? At the end of the day he's black and some people called him the hard r and that means he should be able to do what he wants with impunity.
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>my Brighton in the European spots
>my Stevenage in the playoff spots
:^)
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>>154340256
>supporting two clubs
lol, lmao
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>>154340290
liversissy spotted
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>>154340290
Supporting your local you went to games at as a lad is normal, supporting your local and going to games as an adult is normal.
Let me guess, you are a customer?
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>>154340527
>calls someone a customer
>has 2 clubs
>has a sky league club
lol, lmao
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Yeah Doleman Dave I know you support yanited and arselel but you don't have to cry EVERYTIME you get called out
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>>154340527
Supporting a PL club and a L1 club is not normal you silly cunt.

>Let me guess, you are a customer?
You couldn't be more incorrect if you tried.
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>supports 2 clubs
Absolutely grim beyond belief.
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>united troons already making anderson graphics with the new chatgpt update
KEK
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saaaaaal SAAAAAAAAAL i support the bladdy man united real madreed bayern munchich psg and i bladdy loving the juve crister ronaldo era saaal saaaaaal SAAAAAAAAAL bladdy veddy much veddy good football playing
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>liversissy gets called out
>spams thread
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>Dave gets called out
>makes another safespace thread
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https://www.nottinghamforest.co.uk/news/2026/april/23/important-matchday-information--sunderland--a-/

>Away supporters are accommodated in the third tier of the North Stand, situated directly above home supporters.

Funny how the two North East clubs get special privileges to put the away fans in the fucking sky.
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North East more like Knob East
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I find supporting more than one club to be abnormal, but there were people who did that in the past too.
The guy who Cantona kicked was some football enthusiast who went to any games he could go to in London. Much less to do back then, also why before the war any club could regularly pull tens of thousands of spectators.
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15 years ago today
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>>154340902
surprised he'd be sober enough to drive the next morning. Thought he'd be out celebrating St George's Day
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>>154340866
You're going to have to get over that eventually
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>>154340703
>"You couldn't be more incorrect if you tried."
t.
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liversissy has already admitted to supporting two teams. he openly supports liverpool women because hes a weirdo
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>>154341415
You now remember Liversimp saying he would watch Liverpool Women over a PL game not involving Liverpool
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>>154341522
He was trying to be funny and adapt that Shankly quote about Everton and curtains but he lacks any wit whatsoever so it came across as simply weird
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>>154341167
>>154341415
Get your story straight tranny
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>mantroony get bodied
>spams the thread
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weird how Dave can support Warrington Town and Manchester United but if you're a foreigner you have to support your local and only your local
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Why are Liverpuddle customers so thin skinned?
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Why are Transchester Dilated customers so brown skinned?
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Comically poor thread
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Klenk
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Liverniggy violated once again
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Dave falseflagging and reporting himself for racism to make it fit the narrative he will push

AAAAAIEEEEEEEE HAALAND SAVE ME I NEED A NEW KNEE
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>>154342581
>>154342607
hahaha i can't stop HOWLING
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>is immune to red cards
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>>154342636
black van dijk
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Who are Newcastle signing this summer? I’m thinking Tavernier and a St Maximin reunion.
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>>154342636
The white John terry
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>>154342636
The Moroccan Hegazi
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lisandro martinez
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AND
WE'RE
LIVE
This morning to tell you that Man Dilated are a grim little club
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>>154326117
He looks like a typical english peasant, but just with a slightly darker skin tone
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Clearly it is time it was said, it needed to be for a long time. manure and liverstool followers and anons that may or may not talk to each other need to lock themselves in a hotel room(s) and sort out their love/hate relationship(s) only they know best of.
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go forest
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>>154351152
the last thing you see before you don't clap for the NHS and congratulate him for letting his daughter miscegnate
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>>154342282
>this guy is STILL crying over a year later
Not supporting local is why your country league is complete dogshite.
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he's gonna be loaned to basaksehir in record time when dortmund find out how completely washed out he has been
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>>154352476
>Still only 26
>Washed since he was 21

The modern day Dele Alli
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>>154352363
My country doesnt care about football, thats why it is shit
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>>154352534
https://www.villatalk.com/topic/26865-jadon-sancho/page/130/#comments just funny reading all the same exact complains i've read since sancho was still actually playing for united
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>>154352557
I can understand players stopping giving a shit when they're still young if they've achieved something worthwhile. Like Gotze scoring the winning goal in the world cup final when he was 22(?) and after that he just didn't seem to care anymore.
Sancho seems like he's done the same thing, but all he managed was a good season in Germany and missing a penalty for England.
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>>154352889
top kek
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>Former Tottenham defender Chris Hughton, 67, and Israeli PM Netanyahu have been diagnosed with prostate cancer
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>>154326239
That part x
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>Roberto De Zerbi has confirmed that generational defender Destiny Udogie is OUT of Tottenham’s clash against Wolves
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>>154353554
Surely they won't need any generational defenders in order for the team to score goals against 20th in the table Wolves anyway?
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>>154353612
LOOOOOOL
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>A Spanish court has ruled that there is no criminal liability over the car crash that killed Liverpool forward Diogo Jota and his brother Andre Silva in July.
>Jota, 28, was driving himself and Silva, 25, when their car crashed in the province of Zamora, north-west Spain on July 3, 2025.
>While one supposed eyewitness cited Jota was going at a leisurely pace, investigators ruled that the Lamborghini suffered a high-speed blow out when overtaking another vehicle on the A-52 dual carriageway, causing it to crash into the central reservation and burst into flames.
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>>154354012
>scumpool grieving over the dude who killed his own brother
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>>154354040
What I don't understand is why didn't De Zerbi just ask for a mental elth person to come in immediately, perhaps like a semi-retired or a hopeful graduate, on a short-term contract if its such an urgent issue.
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>Brian Brobbey should have been sent off in Sunderland's recent win against Tottenham, the Premier League's key match incidents (KMI) panel has ruled.

>In the 63rd minute of the 12 April fixture, just after Sunderland had taken the lead at the Stadium of Light through Nordi Mukiele, home forward Brobbey chased a ball through the centre with Cristian Romero.
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>>154354040
>get hired
>team gets relegated
>your salary also gets cut 50%
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>>154352764
I get the impression Sancho doesn't care about football and is more about being a celeb of sorts, stuff like constantly travelling to the states to meet his yank gf, I question why he doesn't just move to the MLS
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>>154354113
>his yank gf
she only sees him as a client lmao
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>>154354115
He got her name tattooed on his neck and everything, full on simping this woman
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Hearing terrible rumours about why Karren Brady departed West Ham......
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>>154354270
whys dat
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>>154354113
I don't get it either. He's been rinsing United for £350kpw for the last 4 years or something so it's not like he needs the money. He clearly isn't interested in football, but even his current ability would do a job in the MLS. The woman he simps for lives there. It's all very strange.
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>>154354353
Sullivan is a nonce.
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>>154352764
Reminder that Chelsea paid United 5m NOT to sign Sancho.
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from burnley and wolves' players, who are gonna be immediately snatched for big money?
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whos the chick in the left?
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>>154354651
looks like that turk who used to play for blackburn
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>>154354576
I had actually forgotten about that kek.
That's why I miss old supplements and things because they would do a round up of events at the end of the season from all of the notable things that happened. Don't get that now. It's just videos for clicks.
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>>154336615
Haven't spent a single shekel since Grimsby
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>>154353554
gudogie
badogie
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>>154354651
That's a man.
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>>154354024
Horrible bastards they are
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>>154354932
dougy l getting out ot there with an unmolested behind
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The Irish hating everything about the United Kingdom but exclusively supporting Manchester United and Liverpool.
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>>154355004
leeds utd are pretty popular in ireland too
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brighton
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>>154354113
he is coping for failing to live up to his potential. even though man city saw he didn't have what it takes, his spell at dortmund distorted his ability and his future potential career. when it failed to materialise after dortmund, he blamed everything and everyone else and is now just an also ran who doesn't do the work. if he hadn't had taken that penalty he wouldn't have the notoriety he has and would not be mentioned at all. he has effectively retired and is just a Bencho who goes on about his glory days to young ones. like a ex-baller on the city basketball court in new york talking about his one season in the NBA and how he couldn't have been le bron if such and such.
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>>154355004
>>154355046
For me? It's the Northern Irish fans who support Linfield, Rangers and Chelsea.
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>>154352889
gay men took over bbc sport and put the lesbian on the show
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>>154351774
Sunderchads will put Nothingham Forsissies in the wood chipper, la’.
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>>154355004
Tbf imagine being a foreign customer and choosing a team like Spurs kek
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De Ligt is back in training
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>>154355172
His feet are backwards.
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>>154355081
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>>154355050
Brighton
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>>154354651
Matey from Aerosmith ain't it?
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Cesc has a brain so he'll stay at Como this summer but I desperately want him to take the Chelsea job just so he can whip out his cock (which I'm assuming is massive) and slap it across all of their petulant faces
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>>154353330
Hoping this is true for ONE of them (fuck robert huth)
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>>154355285
Brain absolutely melted. How did I confuse Chris hughton with Robert huth. Another beer.
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>>154354679
Tugay
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>>154355315
was he?
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>>154355239
You’re gay as hell
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>>154355568
Yes jannies ban me instantly for saying the Y word but this fat lard can post this on a friday night
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>>154355589
It's so blatantly an American janny who bans over that
Probably some baseball mong who is blissfully unaware that they call themselves this word
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>>154355200
Her*
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>>154355648
It is pretty funny that when you call coin clippers American flags are always the ones defending them.
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>>154355531
Nah im straight as fuck you’ve clearly never been around high T super straight masculine dudes. That’s just how we talk, little guy
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what a fucking player this null guy is
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>>154356235
Missing out on MGW was terminal to Spurs' season
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Another dog shit night for Spurs lmfaoooooo
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>>154355108
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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holy shit Sunderland are playing like man poonited
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>>154355172
freshly transitioned
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not watching, i'm currently having sex, but are the sunderland fans leaving yet
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*pokes the sensitive cunt bear* Why the fuck did the YA not protest in the past week?
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Any news on Liversissy's nan? Heard she got kicked down the stairs...
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>>154356594
ironicaly the only table where Arsenal has successfully kept Man City 2nd!!!!!!!!
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>>154326127
He really said that? It isnt just a meme?
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>>154326141
I was ABC but arsenal bottling it yet again is too funny. Im sorry
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>>154326192
>Harry winks on 95k a week
I mean they didnt help themselves did they
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>>154356663
Yes he actually said this, it was in a documentary all about his managerial term at Strasbourg, released just 2 months in to his stint there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWKRV3rwlBk&t=401s
Clearly pre-written (probably years prior), you can see his glee as he's finally been given the opportunity to crowbar this line into a recorded conversation
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>>154356546
She tried to take Liversissy's estrogen vials and xhe chimped out. Nan is recovering well but there's a nation wide APB out on liversissy. Last seen selling his arse behind Anfied.
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>>154355108
Mackem bastard is going to be going mental all evening after his teams embarrassing performance tonight
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GB with the 'I-I don't even exist but Mackem Bastard does' gimmick yet again
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>>154356734
Reckon he could be a top tv writer
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>>154356868
Calm down MB, enjoy your shit team being in the prem before you get relegated next season
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Blackburn will rise again
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>>154356868
Pure schizo shit from you tonight, AW
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>Wolfs
>Villa
>Leeds
>Chelsea
>Everton

Which of these is going to fuck it up and save Spuds? It's going to be Chelsea isn't it.
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wolfs
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MGW man of the match
YA in disarray (do not suggest they say a word about it publicly though)
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>>154357225
>My wolfies not coming out 2-1 winners
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>>154357252
imagine if you didn't have a shit gimmick that you repeat endlessly
this board would be a much better place
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>>154357264
Busy tomorrow? No you're not, you never are, use your dole to get a train to N17 and PROTEST
Better yet, jump in front of the train for free
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>>154357320
Think you should take your own advice m8
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>>154357344
>>154357320
>>154357264
protests in 2026 are for FANNIES
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>Roberto De Zerbi is working to repair the morale of his beleaguered Tottenham stars by peppering them with video clips of happier times.
>De Zerbi has worked hard on the training pitch but is trying everything. He has shown misfiring forward Randal Kolo Muani clips from YouTube and WyScout of his prolific form at Eintracht Frankfurt where he scored 26 in 50 games.
Typically when a story gets embargoed until 10:30pm it's because the press can't wait to laugh about it all over the back pages.
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my arsies
my firesies
:(
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