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1st for Mental Gnelf

>>154328232
I thought what's that stick out her ass.. had to do a zoom in lol

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gwan cobbertson

>>154328207
>picrel
Tremendous screen grab of that reflection.
Polite snooker applause.

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>>154328364
> Cue flash forward
> It's been 84 years

Time for the annual Jobbo humiliation.

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inshallanime
hoss goes as hard as 90's post-hardcore

gwanneyul!

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>>154327886

>>154328504
Murphy looks like he's wearing lipstick

8ball is superior

>>154328971
Yeah... looks like...

Peng Jean Jeux, sounds French

I don't like Shaun Murphy.

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>no 10am sesh

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Morning lads

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luv me shite ops simple as

>>154336258
ello

More Holt predictions: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mtCvmbv5NY8

Never really feels quite right to have round 2 starting before round 1's matches are all finished

>>154337637
Yeah, they should have had the morning session today be the final two RD1 matches finishing and then RD2 begins in the afternoon.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BARRY

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>>154337790
Happy Birthday!

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There he is! No doubt contemplating whether life's worth living when you're no longer an EFLchad

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>>154337790
GWAN THE BIRTHDAY HAWK

>>154337810
Happiest Coventry resident

>>154337790
memmo momentarily

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Murphy's and Guodong's names are the wrong way round at their seats.

Xiao save me from the smugness

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>>154337790
Many Blorky returns

Pink into the middle pocket is a death sentence

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>>154337790
happy birthday harry blorkins!

Shorn and Hoss are gaining way too much confidence here fck but hats off to Shorn for mastering this aggressive breakoff

Super Autist fella could at least wear something different once in a while

BIGG HOSS

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>tfw self zested

>>154338167
What do you mean? His shirt had a red collar only two days ago

Definition of insanity

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Anime.

This will be me when Shorn inevitably loses to my brother Xiao, so it's obviously /sp/ related.

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>all streams on Huya are now region locked, not only the official ones
>including Xiao's channel
Hello, Russia, my old friend.

Every new thread needs a link to the previous thread, for collage-making purposes.
>>154305396

>from 3-1 to 3-9
Si in Crucible form

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>>154338232

>Seed Jiahui

>>154338282
>he doesn't use the VLC method

>>154338282
Still working via Streamlink for me in the Republic of Ireland.

Dong is just conserving energy dw guys

>>154338296
can't wait to see what the Young Chinese Posters have to say about him

>>154338298
>>154338301
Too complicated, I don't use VLC and I don't want to install additional soft just to watch snooker.

>>154338290
and https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/154305396/ in case this 404s

>the state of both players

>>154337564
I think Stuart Bingham and his wife should do videos like these. I don't know what his wife is like, but I bet they are a similarly engaging couple who are fun to watch.

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>>154338282
https://sportika.net/tv/tnt-sports-3/?ysclid=mo4u968a2h278316202

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>Si
fucking hell he's shit

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Iran? Number 1!
China? Hacktui!

>>154338282
Here you go friend. Just pick the channel. Streamsports99.ru

>>154338313
>copy paste
>complicated
It took you at least 102 key presses to post this comment

>>154338347
>ynr the picture of bing and his wife dressed as each other

embarrasSIng as usual

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Terrible day for YCPs

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>sir shawee

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when's Bai?

>fifth frame
>highest break: 14

>>154338476
Better than my highest break, to be fair.

>>154338476
>highest break: 14
He's just like me fr fr

>Shi Jiahui has been whipped seven times.
>Find a hole to get in.
>Jelly will also lose.
>Magicians are not white.
>Murphy, this short-lived doll, is in great shape tonight.
>It's just let people get punched.
>Someone else's stepping stone.
>Shi Jiahui, Xiao Guodong, . Farewell to the bicycle.
>Look at one table, change the other table more annoying! Better to watch at the same time.
>Shame on the players.
>8 with a lash, a bully,
>Nine lashes are over, falling out of the first 16, and it is estimated that they can't go back.
>Addicted to the whip, don't fight anymore.
>Scarlett was bombed home.
>Wafi this kind of player, you just give him a certain mobile phone will, has a strong ability to receive the game.
>Garbage Scarlett has long been eliminated better out of the first 16 better
>I want to shut down the broadcast.
>Only Zhao in China is not afraid of foreign players, so play well.
>It is not good to say, but also look forward to the big cake back, the country seems to be a new generation of many talents, in fact, the top masters can have a 50% win rate only Zhao and Yan, or after the evolution of Wu
>There is only one and a half of the top hand in the country, and the rest are occasionally blooming.
>Except for Zhao Wuchang, there is no hope for others.
>Only Zhao can play with foreigners, and no one else can.
>Every table is lost and I don’t want to see it.
>What the fuck.
>Black Thursday

>>154338480
>>154338488
Sorry lads but you're not allowed to post here unless you've made at least one recorded maximum

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angles sent an encrypted message to the syndicate yesterday

>>154338494
>I want to shut down the broadcast.
based beeb hater

Who won the world championship while conceding the fewest frames?

Based Hendry not playing Seema's reindeer games.

>>154338494
>the evolution of Wu
>Black Thursday
Why does Chinese /147/ sound like a list of underground rap albums?

>>154338533
Ronald in 04, he lost 32 supposedly.

>>154338533
If we include ancient meme titles, Joe Davis won world championships where he only played one match, so probably him.

>The Magician
Less of a Derren Brown more of a Paul Daniels

And Xiao has finally xiettled.

>shørn
>dong

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>>154338313
>>154338382
BBC streams tanked for me at the start of the tournament. 360p glory

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>>154338607
>so, Jo Rochell, what first attracted you to the millionaire Shaun Murphy?

>>154338351
>>154338369
Nice, didn't have these two bookmarked.
Still, I'm already used to https://snooker-live.ru/, so I'll keep using it for as long as it works.

>>154338382
I thought it was the method with a very long pastebin explanation.

>>154338647
Is this the official BBC stream? Did you try others?

>>154338619
Nothing can stop him now.

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>100 years old
Snooker was a meme back in those days, imagine if rpmmie just turned up one year with a new trophy he'd bought?
>here's the trophy for the new tournament, lads, and I'm going to keep winning it for the next 20 years until I give up

>>154338664
>many, MANY ups and downs
Doesn't bode well.

>>154338607
Paul Daniels pulled Debbie McGee though.

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>Robertson was fined as he conceded frame 2 after a miscalculation (47 behind, 51 left).

>>154338685
and that's just when he sits down next to her on the sofa!

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>>154338679
One of the nicer snooker trophies.

>>154338695
heh.

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>>154338707
>Mark and Tati
you just KNOW

>>154338679
The first ever World Championship was in 1927, so it’s not like Joe Davis bought the trophy to replace an existing one. My favourite story from those days is how in 1931, nobody except Joe Davis actually entered the tournament, so he played the guy who owned the table and won his trophy again.

>>154338717
Built for Ben’s Bamboo Cue

>>154338707
>>154338717
Why would Selby cheat on his milfy wife?

>shorn in charge of breaking off

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>>154338738
he's an ass man

Morph is tired out now

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>>154338707
>>154338717
>>154338738
maybe they're swinging

All skill, no luck.

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>>154338664
>hide the sausage

Xiaoud've played safe

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>>154338758
I like a good side view.

>>154338738
Selbs would never cheat on Mrs. Peel
>>154338677
>Is this the official BBC stream? Did you try others?
It is the official stream so I've switched and my connection is otherwise ok, must be a local issue.

>>154338834
>Selbs would never cheat on Mrs. Peel
I never hang around women that much unless I'm trying to bang. No such thing as men and women being friends

The audience needs to be more aggressive toward people who can't remember to turn their phone off.

Have a bad feeling Shorn's gonna win it this year

>>154338851
wot r u actually goin on about u egg

>>154338694
£250 doesn't buy much Warhammer these days.

>>154338900
He doesn't beat Zhao if he gets through that is

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>>154338900
>>154338936
Shorn is the Sino-Slayer this year.

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>>154338930
But winning a meme event in Oiland does.

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>>154338895
Throwing rotten fruit n veg at them would be a deterrent

>>154339235
>throw a lemon at Selby
>he powers up like Super Mario collecting a mushroom

gwan bobbins

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fuck I forgot Kryen is still in

GWAN THE PLAYERS

>>154340199
It happens a lot.

>>154339330
Heh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlOjiDkgEbw

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>>154340199
>waiting for the inevitable koiren v boy semi final

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who is she?

Neil scored five and he scored six
They played a sport of balls and sticks
He wore black and Neil wore white
He's clearly going to win tonight

Pang Pang, he pot the brown
Pang Pang, gwans from the crowd
Pang Pang, his face is round
Pang Pang, he looks like he's got downs

Mork can't pot a ball

Neil is cooked coming to the table at the start of his break and not clearing up from where the balls were

>>154340489
*wins*

I see Wilson changed his cue like he said he would.

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>>154340556

Did he accidentally forefit again?

Banter ref looks like a rent boy with that little earring in

>could it be that I’m playing like shit?
>no, it’s the tip that’s wrong
Every fucking game of snooker in 2026, sick of hearing about it lads

WTF was that Pang?

who's that one YCP that is monke?

>>154340896
???

What if the knowledgeable Crucible crowd started shouting YEEEEELLLOOOOW?

>recognise none of the sponsors
I'm inadvertently immune to advertising

>>154340896
Guoqiang?

GWON MORK

>>154341022
no, turns out I was thinking of Yuan Sijun
he monke

mork's longpotting is filthy

Neil in control.

>>154341081
Sijun has to be the most forgettable YCP of all the higher ranked ones

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>>154340788
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>>154341001
I'm pretty sure that the point of most adverts is to make you aware of goods and services that you were previously unaware of.

>>154328504
guy in the back is ready for it to Finnish

>>154341214
Kyren looking like Turkey Kramer

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>>154341081
Sijun's more of a pug
Wu Yeezy is monke

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>>154341221
top kek
he's good and basted for sure

>>154341214
quite a beak on that woman

>>154341276
any relation to the Hawk, I wonder?

The Iran Hoss finna hit the DuBoy harder than a Shahed drone

>>154341241
Zamn! The Women's World Champion moves like that!?

>>154341327
lel Hossman's walk out music should be an air raid siren to activate Judd's ptsd

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>London
>Wuhan
what is snooker signalling?

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>>154341302
one of the stalkers perhaps?

>>154341241
Damn she cute

>extremely Pangful

>dang

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>>154341276
Holy smokes.

If I know China's Pang Junxu like I think I do (i.e. not at all), he'll want to win at least 5 of the remaining 5 frames in this match.

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>>154341276
quite unfortunate

QUIET AS YA CAN PLEASE

Fuck me for someone who's been playing as long as he has you'd think Mork could decide on the correct shot a bit faster.

Pang is like Ding without the eye twitch, skill or titles. At least he was born in the year of the dragon.

>>154341640
He likes being out there

Mork confounding the commentators, lol

>>154341671
Pang is the chinaman we needed. There’s a thousand very talented young Chinese players who can make a century break in 2 minutes, it was about time China produced an utter terrorist who plays the most rancid snooker you’ve ever seen

kyrun player the worst snooker rn

>>154341758
playin'*

Pang is about to teach you the true meaning of the word "granite", mork my words.

>>154341758
>they're still playing the 5th frame
Nice. This isn't ending soon.

>Kyren when the tables aren't a complete joke and he isn't playing the elderly, children or jobbers.

>>154341838
>the elderly, children or jobbers
That's like 98% of the circuit

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gwaneyul

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>>154341838
>elderly, children or jobbers
When you think about it, Mork is all of those combined in a way.

do you think kyren ever gets chin splinters, cueing like that?

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>3 OC
>2 (You)s
It seems that it's true that you've really got to be at the top of your game for the world championship, even on /147/

>>154341871
The many faces of Billy Bobbins

Robertson through.

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>>154341944
it's a doggy dog board out here

' T I S M T U R Y

OUR GUY is through!

>>154315897
I should learn to use my powers smarter.

>>154341192
>>154341944
This one? I just assume all Simpsons oc was made years ago lmao

I miss fat Mork

Goddamn Mark

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> Seethan

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Enjoying hendry shitting on mork on Comms and getting giggles from the crowd

hendry hates how allen plays so much lmao

After morph these are my two least favourite whites

Mark needs his cup of hot water.

I'm glad that Hendry agrees with my assessment that Mark Allen is in fact a snooker terrorist.

>Dark Alien

Already sick to death of hearing about that pink

Can Hendry stop talking about the fucking pink already?

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whistling might be worse than gwanning

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>you now remember when Mork was 5-0 up

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Ending the night with a post pandemic suomi

see, he should have potted that pink

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Looking forward to the generational YCP match tomorrow

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>>154341944
it's sometimes difficult to recognise fresh oc
if you mean the songs, they've been great as always

>>154342616
>Ding retires
>Zhao will be successful for decades

>>154342616
lel zhao will get boyed

>>154342616
Ding will get dong. Sadly.

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>>154342312
The English drink cold water after wanking.

>>154342009
Why does he always look like an anaemic vegan?

>>154344982
lol.

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>>154341944
this was quality
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/154305396/#154315724

>>154344982
That's disturbing all right.

>>154341944
I feel Covid really let us go full out OC wise. I have a cushy job now lecturing (sort of) and still find I have no fucking time to watch snooks or make shitty film posters/songs. I made this a few months ago and nothing since lol.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO7DPkLnLuI

Never noticed how harsh the draw is for the player who finishes their first round match last (in this case Neyul), finish match on Thursday evening and your next match starts on Saturday morning, giving you one day off. Zhao finished his match on Saturday and his next match starts today.

>>154351687
It's a weird system. It's the same for the semi-finals where the second match can end very late and then players are up early for the final ala Selby in 2023

>>154351687
You could argue having a long break like that could make him a bit complacent whereas Neil will still be riding high from the last match

Gwan everyone but Shaun

>>154351742
Yeah, I can't remember the numbers but last year I worked out that over the last 30 years or something the player who finishes their semi on the evening wins the final more often, so maybe >>154351743 has a point.

>>154351777
nice trips

murphy has a different outfit on every session

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>we call him the cyberman

BLORKTURY

Hawk on fire

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>>154351838
>No. I wanted orange, It gave me lemon lime.

so dong has forgotten how to play snooker then. great...

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>Another battering

W I L L O T U R Y

>>154352190
lmao wouldn't be surprised if all of these round 2 matches are blowouts

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Willo can't ever retire. He needs to get pumped full of the shit they use to keep Trump alive, and keep him playing until he's 90, or the snooker spirit will die

GWAN Xiao, one more for the evening session.

>>154352383
>pumped full of the shit they use to keep Trump alive
Judd may have the hair of a care home resident but he's actually only in his 30s

Gwan Willo

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>10-3 and a morphtury

Xiaoit Guonewrong

>ciao guodong

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gwan blorky!
gwan willo!
>>154352383
>>154352466
kek

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>>154344982
it very well could

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>tables get recovered
>century spam begins

>>154338647
>360
Correction, this was 384x216

Worst Chinese performance since the Opium War

Belter match between Hawkins and Williams so far.

Your Liam Pullens, your Stan Moodys

>>154352943
>bo25
Impossible for it to be bad

>It is very unpleasant to see this hypocrite winning.
>Xiao Fan Total Responsibility
>13:3 Is this a professional player?
>I’m going to come back soon, I don’t want to see these fools being whipped.
>Only Zhao Xintang, Wu Yize, can carry Europeans.
>It doesn't matter if you lose, but it's disgusting to lose.
>The champion belongs to Zhao, it doesn't matter.
>The Chinese Army is estimated to be one of the top eight.
>Xiao Guodong is not a man, mother, no fighting spirit.
>Shame on you!
>It is highly recommended to investigate Xiao Guodong and buy himself 3:13
>Why are Chinese players generally less than British players after entering the last 16 in important games?
>This game reminds me that when I was a child, Fu Jiajun was also played 3-13 by Murphy, I did not know at that time called the world championships, last year's Zhao son is cruel enough, but never an early stage of the end of the battle.
>I have iron powder Zhao Xintang tonight, because Director Ding does not have any winning percentage against Murphy in the next round.
>If Ding wins Zhao, it is basically to send a head to Murphy.
>China snooker three swordsman Zhao Wuchang
>It is very likely that Director Ding will eliminate Zhao Xintang.
>I also have a feeling that Murphy has a tendency to go to the final.
>The elimination of Zhao Xintang is over for me this year's world championships.
>This world championships all the hands of the country have been whipped up.

Ding bros... how do we defeat him

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>>154352943
Rivetting stuff, enthralled and entertained

>>154353022
>The elimination of Zhao Xintang is over for me this year's world championships.
so the Young Chinese Posters are no different from gwannies

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>>154353022
Damn, even the Chinese people are making fun of the Chinese players for rigging

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>>154353057
it's the only way

>>154352383
Putin's magic juice is better, get Willo on a flight to Moscow.

I successfully secured 9 days of snooker, video games and Hako.
It would be pretty comfy if not for the fact that the semis will be Shorn v Kyle, Wakelin v Trump and in the final Shorn will whitewash Jebb.

>>154353057
Refer to: >>154353022
>It is very likely that Director Ding will eliminate Zhao Xintang.

Congratulations to our Magician!
What a devastating defeat he dealt to that dog torturer Xiao.

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>>154353421
There he is! The fan of Shaun Murphy! I told them you existed, but they didn't want to believe.

>>154353366
>the semis will be Shorn v Kyle, Wakelin v Trump and in the final Shorn will whitewash Jebb
those semis can't happen and the final will be Zhao vs Wu Yize 18-17, other than that everything is correct

>>154340469
Top lel
>>154341944
I assume this was one of yours? I liked it but I wasn't here yesterday so I've just seen it now.

>>154353447
>those semis can't happen
Don't underestimate the pendulum.

>>154353446
I still remember desperately trying to watch the other table but it being constantly interrupted by the laughter created by these two buffoons.

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>>154341755
>it was about time China produced an utter terrorist who plays the most rancid snooker you’ve ever seen
You now remember the Chinese GOAT ;_;

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>browsing snooker twitter
>loads of people complaining about Dennis Taylor's commentary saying he needs to be retired
>reasons given: he repeats the same catchphrases over and over, struggles to pronounce Chinese names and obviously doesn't watch/follow snooker outside the Triple Crown events
>John Virgo was loved for those exact same reasons
What gives Dennisbros?

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>>154353508
Miss this Rigger like you wouldn't believe

>>154353471
I mean Wakelin v Trump can happen in the final and surely everyone would love to see that.

>>154353022
Director Ding always makes me lel

>>154353421
>least depraved Israhell fan

>>154353515
He's a specky Irish cunt. Simple as.

>>154353515
NI racism but seriously how could you hate Den, his old man stories are perfect for snooker commentary.

>>154353581
>>154353582
kek

I'm so excited I might burst

>>154353446
I experience him as very entertaining. He speaks a proper and easily comprehensible English. He is so British, so humorous. A nice lad.

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>Zhao Xintong's first two shots have been completely needless fouls
Funny how these unlikely things happen more often than you'd expect.

>>154353567
> Wakelin
nah, I don't want to see that.
Ronnie, Robbo, Shaun or GinTonic (the chink).

the absolute state of these kyren gwanners

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Tati rump

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Caaaam on Worrior sirss.

Ding: SETTLED

>>154353782
There's no greater Crucible Curse than being drawn against the player whose year it is.

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5-5

>>154353831
So it's just a best-of-15 now.

Everyone except Mork: SETTLED

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1-1
(best of 23 now)

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>>154353858
10 more frames to go, good sirs.

Shorn vs Koiren final incoming.

>>154338664
>Many ups and downs
Why would she say this?

>>154344982
>disturbing scenes
Such as?

>fake Indian trolling
sigh

Koiren is granite.

>>154338834
https://freestreams-live1c.pk/

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>Snooker Island are making fun of >us again

>>154353944
You've said this before. Would you mind treating us to a screenshot?

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gwan

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>>154353951
I was going to but I also wanted to use the Rpmmie crying reaction image, and I could only attach one image with my post.

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The Director of Snooker shows a child how to play snooker. Magnanimous.

>>154353918
Shaun Murphy

>>154354020
The man who will kick GinTonic out of the tournament.

>>154353782
>Ding: SETTLED
Both look nervy. Can't imagine why, there's only about 100,000,000 people watching....

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T O N G T U R Y

>>154353918
Shaun Murphy

Lemon collar man sits there, unflinching in his observation of the snooker.

Why isn't potting 2 reds a foul? Feels like it should be.

>>154354355
I feel the same. It's (kinda) potting two reds in a row.
Plus, a second red rolling in is fine, yet a color rolling in is a foul; also a little wobbly rule-wise.

>>154354355
Because red is the object ball for that turn.

>>154354390
"All reds" are the object ball for that turn.

>>154354390
So you can technically pot two colours without a foul if you have a free ball on a colour?

>>154354410
Do you have to nominate which red ball you’re trying to hit? I know nobody ever nominates balls, but officially you are supposed to.

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>>154354418
Superb question.
A.I. answer, fwiw.

>>154354438
Wonder if its ever happened

>>154354418
Yes, but you only get the points for the colour once.
So if yellow is the ball on, you get a free ball, you nominate green, you pot both green and yellow. The yellow stays down, the green is respotted but you only get 2 points.
>>154354436
No, you only have to nominate the colour

>>154353022
Anything on Pang vs Neil?

>Dang

>Mork and Ding fuck up at exactly the same time
woah

>>154354479
So the yellow would stay down for the entire frame? That doesn't seem right

>>154342616
>Enter the Dragon
>Starring Cruce Lee

>>154354479
I guess as well, the free ball becoming an additional object ball means you don't actually have to hit it at all. Like if the yellow is the object ball, and over the pocket, the ball blocking it was unpottable itself and unplantable onto the yellow, you could nominate it, and then swerve round it to the yellow, knowing that if you fuck up and hit it, its not a foul.

>>154354525
The only way you can have a free ball on a colour is if all the reds have been potted.

>>154354525
Only after all the reds have already been potted. You’d get a free ball, but you can’t do it when you nominate a ball to be a red.

These commentators are starting to feel a touch biased.
>Ding pots a ball
>John Parrott yawns
>Zhao Xintong pots a ball
>OMG IT’S MAGISTERIAL FROM THE MANDARIN MAESTRO

>>154354535
>>154354543

Ah I see misread the first post, interesting scenario