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Late season serie a feels like an mmorpg that’s already been solved and the economy is cooked

You just do the dungeons or pvp just for the sake of it but games dead

Buongiornu, Adopu

negru

>Juventus: talks are underway with Milan regarding a possible swap deal involving Gatti and Pulisic. As for Koopmeiners the club is looking to find him a new home within the domestic transfer market: a potential move for the Dutchman to Roma should not be ruled out.

>>154338842
I am being fully serious when I ask this, is this a shitpost

>>154338852
it isn't, Massimo Di Culo has reported the rumour on his paywalled substack

Which calcio allenator is most likely to actually have a substack?

What about which /seriea/ poster?

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Should we invite him to /seriea/ and fund our own schizo podcast

allenaTor Browser

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La viola

Goretzka to bbilan?

>Riomma is going to waste twice what they paid for Kone onn Mestmeiners because they just are ok

nihao

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This is now a general for Lazio Chads.

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5 minutes (to his extension)

>Sarri wins a trophy and gets EL with a midtable team with a 9999 year transfer ban
Truely the goat

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>>154339130
They got the poor guy stuck in the turnstile, he can't catch a break

kurpmerders

realizing reindeers will probably end up at jjust and I’m not sure that’s a particularly good thing

>>154339143
Please be gud please be gud please be gud please be gud please be gud please be gud please be gud please be gud please be gud

I'll even accept a shitty mercato if it means it's gud

>>154339471
It's looking really good so far tbf, my biggest worries were cutscenes lmao but they seem to have not fucked them up

>>154339479
Lip-syncing seems a bit odd on some characters, like they're still using the old animations on the new models with how the mouths move with more exageration. The whole artstyle seems to have shifted slightly to the less muted colours of Uncharted 4 just to name an example.

Not a huge fan of how the combat is looking now with the overly sparkly parries and all that though.

But fuck, the music alone brings me back

>>154339507
>Not a huge fan of how the combat is looking now with the overly sparkly parries and all that though.
They figured out that most people don't like the RPGslop combat, s-s-s-surely eventually they'll understand that we don't need their entire body to turn coloured as visual cue when they're about to do a special attack...

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>>154339519
Mechanically it's fine, I never minded the simple animation-based combat that looks cool. Just the effects around it look a bit over the top right now.

>>154339581
fuck is that dynasty warriors lol?

Merdynasty Sborriors

>>154339617
You let an asian studio near your game once... these things happen smdh

>Jonathan D4vd reportedly had tons of CSAM on his phone, according to prosecutors, who also revealed they have 40 terabytes of evidence in the case against him
Damn

I have a hot take about Jj's midfield for next season that's so demonic that I don't know if I wanna share it

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>Danilo
It's over, cursed transfer

/biz/idea genome calcio players

>>154339693
Played with him at Citeh tbf, they probably spoke a lot together too since they were native in the same language, makes sense

>>154339711
*Cambiaso flies a cross towards Sigonella*
COS'È STATO?
SEMBRAVA QUALCUNO

/v/ idea: /seriea/ shitposting simulator

why would anyone pick jewe over farca if given the opportunity?

>>154339764
Wider options on Grindr

>>154339764
The biggest ancient Egypt museum outside of Egypt is in Turin

>>154339764
To play with the best playmaker in the world aka Weston McKennie of course, they all chant his name in the streets of Lisbon

>>154339783
Why would you doxx Milik's residence like that?

>>154339783
That museum is the biggest scam ever made, I saw no Duel Monsters cards or mentions about Pharaoh Atem

>>154339764
Better escorting opportunities

Cl-ACKudio Ranieri

>>154339801
surely while playing for City he built a far reaching network for that

A chiral network you say?

>>154339838
Idk, you'd have to ask the /seriea/ prostitution expert for the manchester sex worker situation

>>154339794
I chuckled, good one anon

>>154339789
>>154339794
Kek

>Ranieri who would have easily qualified for CUM will now instead become yet another dinosaur in charge of pretending to reform the current state of affairs
it's hard to believe >we didn't deserved all of it tbqh

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Things we do deserve:

>>154339938
Insane arms, I'm jealous

>>154339903
>>154339923
I shit you not as a kid I was totally obsessed with the egyptians thanks to the ygo's first series and when my parents took me to visit the museum as a birthday gift, I was disappointed to discover that none of the monsters and characters have ever existed. I was pretty dumb

>>154339996
define kid

>>154340014
Baby shitalian fenomeno tier

>>154340023
so 29

Name 3 Allegrian pc games

>>154340134
1: PVKK: Planetenverteidigungskanonenkommandant
2: Over the Hill
3: The Legend of Khiimori

>>154340134
Insomnia 1
Insomnia 2
Insomnia 3

>>154339692
post it
>>154339764
>if given the opportunity
Mendes decides, not him

it
>>154339764
>if given the opportunity
Mendes decides, not him

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>>154339996
you bitch

>>154340357
>post it
D*****s L**z as a sub for Locatelli

Wtf, jumpscare

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Business idea: Doué Luiz

Business idea: no more Douglas Luiz business ideas

>>154340384
gonna pretend this is a anglo-austrian talent I don’t know about named Dennis Linz

>>154340572
Hear me out, if you inject just enough heroin in your system to replicate the effects it had on Belgio #2 and put on a few pairs of nightmare goggles, you might see the vision

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>Earlier today, the city of Perth hosted the official press conference launching ‘Calcio Italiano – The Italian Football Festival’. The event, a stop on the Juventus Summer Tour powered by Jeep, will see the Bianconeri take centre stage in Australia next summer

>>154340898
He's just so cool idk

>>154340898
any reason why calcio is pretending Australia is some untapped fortune as if Del Piero just moved there?

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Just read a rumor

what a sir sisters...

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New McKennie reactionpic dropped

>>154341086
Kellykino spotted!

>>154341062
Milik but if he were british

>>154341062
If Spalletti's staff actually found a secret formula to make players immune to injuries, then a big yes

If you think about it, Spalletti is the James May of calcio

Imagine if gook moot realized the income he could make from /seriea/ merch particularly the hours gained on belgio watch

>>154341480
I thought about it for a bit, and you may be right

>>154339626
incredible post

Bernardeschi Silva

>jewntoli to riomma
poopmeiners, cambiaso and douglas luiz to riomma done deal

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>>154342414
Is the handjob man leaving together with Ranieri?

Not that going from him to Grimtoli is any sort of improvement.

>going from the worst scouting department in the league to a club with a scouting department that guesses correctly once every 5 years
money's money I suppose

Heard half a Gila rumor and it's too smart for this club to actually do it

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Something about Spaniards makes me feel like they don't belong in Jj tbqh

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Neymar to jJ saars

Is there anything more commie than spending tax payers money on stuff like protecting muh friendly endangered animals

>>154343108
they’re gonna keep monitoring him until he ends up at Inter

>>154343443
the concept of communism didn't seem to faze yo momma while you were growing up

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>>154338651

>>154350571
i'd rather keep the olympic tracks than stain our decrepit stadiums with apehoop-style stands tbqh

>>154340898
Looks more as though they're observing a moment of silence for calcio from that picture (in fact Panucci brought the interpreter along)

SAAROS reviews are up

>>154339581
>>154339519
>We hear the feedback on the VFX and audio cues on fight. It's being toned down.
Damn, they're really locked tf in for this game lmao

>Jashari rumors
COMOLLI KILL YOURSELF

>Report: Guardiola would consider becoming Italy coach

holy fug its over

I'm getting very tired of shiptars

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>>154351641

Pep if you don't need Reindeer honestly I wouldn't mind taking

one can't help but feel inhuman revulsion for the sfinter-supporting hacks that push their pens at Gazzetta.
all their lives they've deluded themselves into thinking their beloved negrazzurri is the best club in the galaxy; they’ve rewritten history through their own distorted, insecure lens; cashed in on titles awarded on a plate at small table, the counterfeited passports, the cardboard mannerism, the bank guarantees from the Cayman Islands to avoid going bust, the constant spying à la Tavaroli, the suspensions of their players and the manager for having established close ties with members of the 'Ndrangheta, announced on the day of the Pope’s death and served against a team facing relegation; all manner of other shenanigans I'm forgetting, which destroyed what little was left of integrity in Italian football.
now they're still deluding themselves that there's someone (Guardiola, a theorist who has squandered billions and ended up applying the very same concepts he has constantly tried to reinvent) willing to shoulder the moral burden and patch up the black hole they have left behind.
5-0, c'est fini.

>>154351751
>tf
>tp
of course you have to rate that shitter

>>154351791
He did pretty well in Serie Ass (though it doesn't mean much really)

Kamen Reijnders in a double pivot :spooky:

What's that, all interbros in the cup final? That's impressive

What exactly was "Big Sir" Ranieri's endgame with that lol

>>154352203
baby fenomeno trying to save the shitalian NT

>>154352203
he'd probably had enough of being around dimwitted amerilards and the riommers from TeleRadioStereo, so he decided to call it a day once and for all to enjoy his life as a retired old man

>Zampolli was born in Milan to a wealthy family. He claims to be distantly related to Pope Paul VI, and spent part of his youth at the castle of Azzate, which was owned by his family.[6] His father, the owner of the toy company Harbert, died in a ski accident when Zampolli was 18. >Zampolli dropped out of college to take over Harbert, but soon sold the company to a group controlled by Silvio Berlusconi in order to work in fashion and modeling.
How deep does the marmot hole goes?

>Spain suspended from NATO, Falklands no longer British: Trump plots revenge against allies
What is twinkazzo cooking

>Contract Talks ‘Well Underway’ Between Inter Milan & Germany Defender

bistecca is so gud.

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>>154351516
Happy that it’s gud, but a bit of a shame they overcompensated for the “criticism” Returnal’s difficulty got. (Finished the DLC last night just before I burnt out on it)

Dumbing stuff down for a lower common denominator often feels like a bit of a cop out.

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>>154351831
And there it is. The belgio rate, reindeer career confirmed over

>>154352591
This implies that his career wasn't already over before with like 20 minutes played since January doe

>>154351751
grim
>>154352352
oh no nato please dont suspend me whatever will we do now

>Fikayo Tomori stated that Juventus was interested in signing him in January 2025. Tomori said that the previous year had been difficult because he had not played much and there had been numerous rumors concerning his future. He also said that he had never discussed the issue and that his sole focus had been on returning to the starting lineup to assist the team. Tomori stated that he is currently playing more frequently and is happy.

>>154352743
kys grimolli

>According to Tuttosport, Juventus could pursue David De Gea as an alternative option if no agreement is reached for Alisson. De Gea is currently at Fiorentina and could leave the club. The club plans to restructure its squad to reduce wage costs and rejuvenate the team. His transfer would be approximately 10 million euros.

>>154352771
>>154352749

>>154352203
>>154352235

do you think big sir could have carried us to the mundial? I mean he must regret his decision to stay at Roma a lot

>>154352796
with FIGC breathing down his neck to start dollar, dimarco, fratessi and pio expose a toe? Ranieri saw that trap from miles away

You could place Jesus Christ and Carlo Ancelotti together on Italy's bench and both would start going public against the rampant corruption within FIGC in a matter of months

>>154352809
I know they're shit but man I have literally seen you post that they should have called up Bonazzoli in like September

gasperini just said the owners didnt want to buy sancho panza...why is he so obsessed for that fuckup of a player lol

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>there are faggots itt who still haven't realised that the Italian NT job is about as appealing as the presidency of South Sudan

>>154350571
do you want to see Lazio play in an even emptier stadium?

>>154352834
Di nardo solves it

OFFICIAL: Gianluca Prestianni has been given a 6 games ban by UEFA, partly suspensional for ‘homophobic insults’.

>>154353448
game's gone

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African doctors are called witches...
Indian witches are called Hindus...
If it happens in Italy, they call it calcio poli...
When it happens in spain its called Negreira...
It's more than a club and you ain't in it

OFFICIAL: Belgio #1 has been given a 6 games ban by UEFA, partly suspensional for 'homolliphobic insults'

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New rumore

Negreira Thunberg

>>154353568
I had no idea Douglas Luiz is already on his way to Ligue 1, hopefully it's a permanent transfer

>>154353448
uefa? more like uefaggots

>>154353599
Go get them tiger

Inter really ran away with it this season huh

>>154353599
bodied those freaks

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>>154353588
He better hope not to miss more chances like pic related!

>>154353731
Last thing you see before getting kidnapped in Birmingham

Why are you know who making desktop pc’s unaffordable for the common man?

i watched the table for relegation dogfight.

verona lecce could be big game since other relegation teams are playing big teams

hope casteddu stays up.

>>154353869
Casteddu is safe they just need to beat one of Udinese or Torino at home, Lecce has a much more favourable schedule from here to the end than Creamoneasy, but we're still talking about Eusebio "The relegator" Di Franceso

>>154353869
Casteddu fans are child eating commies, Hellas Verona fans are chad child raping chuds. I want Hellas to stay up

>>154353869
>hope casteddu stays up.
don't you worry, the committee of the noblemen in San Luca (Calabria) would never allow them to be relegated

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Palermobros, it's been a long road but we are almost back.

Also being Venezia CFO must be the hardest job in the world; too good for Serie B, too bad for Serie A.

>Inter is planning to offer Sassuolo an expensive loan with an obligation to buy to sign Tarik Muharemovic. The obligation to buy would be triggered at the start of February 2027. [Schira]
loooool those fucking jews

>>154353958
from a Calcistic point of view Aquilani's Catanzaro is the best team out of those, but Monza, Palermo and Frosinone all have better players so it will be tough. There is also a small chance they sneak Samp in the playoffs by killing the wasps, assuming they don't qualify on merit.

>ripescaggio l'Azzurra
dude I'm already mourned after the elimination and move on, I don't want another deception until euros, besides I can already hear the endless bitching of the rest of the world

If he could fly, he would be called Tarikone Muharemovic

>>154353984
Wouldn't it be smarter to buy Muharemovic for just twice the price Sassuolo paid him and then buy another player like Kone for the actual Bosnian value? This way you are avoiding giving any money to jewe

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Today is the exact 1-year anniversary of Lune’s game and her bare feet being unleashed on our world.

if he was a heap of industrial waste, he would be called terrikon muharemovic

>Andrea Agnelli is returning to the world of football. Following his turbulent departure from Juventus, where he served as president from 2010 to 2023, the former head of the Bianconeri has decided to get back in the game by launching an investment fund, whose primary aim is to focus on intellectual property and technologies related to sport, including football. The investment fund in question is called Gamma Waves Partners and is based in the Netherlands, where Andrea Agnelli has been living for some time now. Joining him on this venture are Rocco Benetton, son of Luciano and also a former member of the family business, and, most notably, Giorgio Chiellini, currently Director of Football Strategy at Juventus. Gamma Waves Partners’ initial capital is reported to be around €55 million, most of which has been provided by the founding partners. The aim, as confirmed by the Financial Times, is to reach €100 million. Andrea Agnelli declined to specify the extent of his own investment, though he did explain that everyone has ‘a significant amount of capital at risk’.

>>154354776
I'm not reading allat. Will this affect our mercato or not

*gets rug pulled by gamawavecoin*

Sara Gama Wave

>>154354826
Yes, he's buying Yernana Calcio and teaching her how to hide your faggot bideogaymes

Wtf Kanye and Agnelli linked up?!

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>>154354277
>We're pushing a fun little update live today - a new set of haircuts will be available to collect in-game!! This expedition WILL be strutting around in style for their first anniversary.

>>154355068
NOOOOOOOOO

You guys, what if Pep decides to coach the Azzurri and then he teaches them the way of tiki-taka and they win the mundial?...

>Juventus have 50% of the capital gain of Muharemovic.
>€20m loan with €5m obligation to buy, and Juve will get only €2.5m
Fabrizio Romano

>>154355206
This is some kind of shit that even a Jew would be jealous of, Marotta might be able to run for president in Israel with this transfer alone

>>154355179
you can't teach an elephant how to fly

>>154355179
he'd be more likely to teach a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than to teach Politano how to pass the mirror test

>>154355232
but can you teach a zingaro how to stop a ball

>>154355179
Sure, with Mancini and Gatti creating the build-up from the back and Politano beating the press

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>>154355206
in all honesty pretty based though if it's legal and regulated

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>>154355206
nothing personnel

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Opinions?

>danilo on the left
>cambiaso on the right
Unreal amounts of European DNA™ needed to come with this stuff

>>154355276
how would you feel if you hadn't eaten breakfast?

Battlefield movie? It's in development

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Lole

>>154355403
Zingaro and Conceicao

>>154355276
Sammy 5g/11a easy

>>154355206
Where did he say it? I can't find anything

>>154355276
Where's pulidio in this timeline?

jfc audero

has floriani's nose grown? it look longer

>>154353731
He dodged a bullet.

>>154355879
bruh

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Thoughts?

>>154356290
Which colours is Annekee

>>154356304
fried chicken

Emma Wortelboer to Jj Creators

>>154356290
we hebben een serieus oranje

>>154356290
hello sailor

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>>154356363
/MyGirl/

Is the gooner Dutchio a different Dutchio ?

What if figc hires a nato instructor

NATO per Vincere

>>154356550
Every flag on here is literally 1 poster, even the Italian and Belgian flags

I'm not saying they should have gone there win but Giampaolo come on...

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part of me would like to see the wolves back in serie a tbqh.

>>154356899
catgirls vs werewolves derby in mr tims league would be kino

Fairnandogame$ilva

I just remembered Reijnders signed for City.
What happened there, i havent seen him playing for like, a year now.

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O PARTIGIANO
PORTAMI VIA
O BELLA CIAO BELLA CIAO BELLA CIAO CIAO CIAO
O PARTIGIANOOOO PORTAMI VIAAAA
CHE MI SENTO DI MORIR

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