>>154340904
Gay team
Gay fans

>non playoff team edition
retard

2026 NHL Draft prospect Viggo Björck's aunt was a famous singer of "dansband" and "schlager"

OUR flyers

If you aren’t rooting for the BSB, you aren’t a real hockey fan

only shit teams today

>yfw Matthews gets traded to Dallas

>>154340922
The laffs won't be drafting him cuz they won't have a 1st round pick

>>154340951
Who would the stors give up for him?
Realistically tho, no memeing

>>154340951
Word on the street is that’s in the works

>>154340924
Watching that series sure made me not wanna be a hockey fan anymore

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>my wildies got em boiling again

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my knighties barely drew a milly bro's

KWAB

>>154341048
Dogshit timeslot to be fair

>>154341068
yea

Our Sennies play tonight

>>154341048
til people watch sweaty man drama

>>154341084
lose*

https://youtu.be/43ZwPkM46bM?si=LqN4ka6r_tEQnaWr
Time for some culture, you swarthy fucks

suck shit samir

>>154341087
*rozor's edges you*

>>154341112
Kino

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So is that a bellybutton or something...deeper?

>laffs

>>154340904
Oink.

Toronto Maple Leaf Yasiel Puig

new diablo expansion looks kino bro's

>flames themed
not okay

im a welland jackfish fan

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Why do hockey players have such shit tastes, bros?

>>154341260
this is pretty grim. also lauren looks like that mcdonalds moon man

>>154340918
this guys fucking bubblin holy shit

>>154341260
a lot of hockey players marry their high school sweethearts. it's sweet actually. :)

This series is 2-1 or 3-0 Wild if our two guys are there, and Dallas' two players are suspended. The lines are all fucked up, and I believe a number of our players are playing hurt.

The Wild have no chance as the league hates them. The national television broadcast and the non calls more than prove this.

If I'm Hynes, the next game starts with an all out brawl and if there's any more shit, the gloves come right off, and if the guy won't fight you then you get a free shot before he can drop his gloves. If that's the way the league wants it, then so be it.

go back

>>154341287
How many first round exits will it take until >mild fans stop blaming the league and realize that they're just a shit team run by a retard?

>>154341260
Slim picking in the minors

>>154341260
>>154341287
you should go back

>>154341260
>14 non-obese women in 2026
this puts them in the 95th percentile

>>154341260
sorry but we stan lauren kyle

>>154341287
Straight from reddit

i miss when /hoc/ bullied redditors

>>154341369
/hoc/ has been making retards feel comfortable for far too long
just consider op

but youll find out
that this world is just an idiots parade

>>154341383
>garnet
you mean garret

trade offer:
I receive: hot 'za
local place receives: twenty bucks, next friday first round draft (dinner) pick, future considerations

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>>154341121
SAMIR MENTIONED

>>154341385
just cheer for the Flames dude this unhealthy obsession with not cheering for them is causing you to post cringe in public, not healthy.

>>154341489
good post

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>A man has been jailed after climbing the Las Vegas Sphere and telling police he'd get away with it
New copey selfie just dropped

Flames and Islanders

>>154341442
The league has rejected this trade offer

>>154341511
Rat Marchand's illegitimate child?

>>154341511
i don't climb

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let's go sabies
let's go mammies

>>154341613
We can tell lil chub chub

>>154341613
>too fat to climb
grim

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>Hurricanes
>Sabres
>Avalanche

>>154341641
we don't cheer for the mammoth here

I thought the lord of hatred was norm green

I'm glad the Flyers are up 3-0 but member 2012? THAT was a hostile series. This one just feels lackluster

FLAMES WIN

>>154341511
That's Jake Sanderson

Thread theme song:

https://youtu.be/e17mr5ZtWPI?si=RBSlWdh8NWZw0rKA

>>154341669
I thought James Neal was legit gonna get beaten into a coma in Game 3. Also thought an epic collapse was coming when Pittsburgh scored TEN in Game 4

>>154341651
Retard

My penguins ):

>>154341703
Go with Shout At The Devil or Looks That Kill

Or for Minnesota Don't Go Away Mad Just Go Away

>>154341703
>>154341732
for me it's the too fast for love record
>don't go away mad just go away
great tune

Calgary and Vancouver are both awful airports to deal with but HWY-1 all the way to Golden, BC through Banff was pretty kickass. Fun skiing there. Vancouver is dogshit to drive through but Whistler/Blackcomb also fucks-hard too

>>154341704
2000 was still the best playoff series between the two teams IMO. Talk about bipolar. Flyers come back down 2-0 against Pittsburgh only to choke 3-1 against the Devils. Fuckin Lindros ;_;

Xer penguins :)

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>>154341746
Dont Go Away Mad is my all time favorite Crue tune

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We might not have won but my girlfriend said yes!!

lol! as if!

have to work a short 6 hours then off the next 3 days

>>154341766
Mick Mars gets no respek as a guitar player. Love John 5 but fuck what they did to Mick

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>>154341732
>>154341746
Fellow gentlemen of refined taste

More like Motley Poo

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Most in this thread will never know what it feels like to freely shit in an open basement

>>154341873
LIVE WIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE

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>>154341899
Fuck off Drake

YA KNOW IM A DREEEAAAMAAAAAHHHHH

>>154341905
Most will never know the pleasure of shitting your briefs at a penguins game, getting poop on your Crosby jersey, and having the whole section smell your musky briefs
Sucks to suck losers kwab

>>154341905
is this the basement from Bugonia?

>>154341934
TAKE ME TO YOUR HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART

TAKE ME TO YOUR SOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL

JUST ONE MORE NIGHT

For me? It's Helix
https://youtu.be/sG83kbXp1gg?si=XyKAlpr7iRuW_eEc

>>154341939
In Pittsburg, toilets come in basements

>>154341960
Reddit franchise
Reddit fanbase

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>Ow, my butt!

>>154341960
I bet this nigga has never beaten super mario 3

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>>154341990

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>>154341383
that's nuts

THY KINGDOM COME ON THE WILD SIDE

>>154341990
There's nothing wrong with reddit

Go to /mu/, faggots

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>2 hours to puck drop
Time to get my body ready

https://youtu.be/mcdEeo7aTAs?si=xHk40bw9cRoNuv_F

>>154342025
there's a lot wrong with reddit, actually

>>154342036
Fuck /mu/. Hipster horseshit

>>154342047
Women are fags

>>154342036
Is that where all the hot gay sex is? Gross, you would recommend such a place, wouldn't you? sicko, fucking pervert

>>154342025
Muh heckin avies then, right?

>>154342065
hags*

>>154342053
blocked

>>154342077
blocked

>>154342025
>redditor
blocked

Who's the one they call Dr Feelgood?

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>Kleven good to go

>>154342106
Shave your pubebeard. I hope your overpriced burger joint goes out of business. STOMP CLAP HEY

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>>154340984
>saved this back in 2012 /sp/ probably from CGLL
>still applies
Who will take Crosby's place?

>implying I can see your posts despite being blocked
blocked

>>154342131
>good post
unblocked

whats a reddit team? i thought every team had a reddit page
i dont keep up on social media so idk

>>154342165
Your favorite team

>>154342178
the medicine hat tigers?

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NOW WE’RE RECLAIMING THE THRONE

>>154342165
If you have to ask, probably your team

>>154341260
But they're all pretty ladies, I don't get the seething
I think you are simply jealous

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>>154342131
doesn't matter, we'll literally make a hero out of any jerk off that sets a higher standard than whatever else is available
Because we have no class and will settle for anything
>Our only recourse is that we are all hockey fans, and therefore BETTER than the rest of the losers out there, and I think we should all feel great about that. I'm going to start right now and beat the Christmas rush, watch me go...

>>154341369
Hoc is probably 90% redditors, just like all of 4chud, and if they aren't redditors, they're twitter users

*buys /hoc/ gold for everyone*

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>>154341272
>moon man
You would be referring to Mac Tonight

>>154342218
Cope
I don't use reddit or shitter (X)

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>https://programminginsider.com/american-idol-on-abc-tops-in-total-viewers-nba-playoffs-leads-in-adults-18-49-on-nbc-monday-ratings/

>>154342266
I'm assuming the 2nd rated game was Ottawa/Carolina? Not bad

Cholula....my beloved

>>154342343
personally i prefer louisiana

I had sriracha today

>>154342047
wow, these guys suck!

>>154342343
for me? It's gotta be Valentina Salsa Picante

>>154342343
tostito's mild salsa the goat

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBR08xXPl-o

Did someone say pregame playoff tunes?

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>>154342443

how has canada produced zero good bands? it almost seems statistically impossible (like their cup drought) but I've never heard one good one? and no, quebec bands do not count.

>>154342459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eZqkaP37po

SIT THE FUCK DOWN

>>154342459
Rush

>>154342459
Haven't you ever heard that song by Loverboy?

PIG AND ELEPHANT DNA JUST WONT SPLICE

has brady tkachuk done anything these playoffs?

>>154342459
>>154342477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQf_zgK5cEI

>>154342467
>>154342471
>kosher butt rock

>>154342477
>>154342497
loverboy has always sucked

Do you guys mind if I root for the Sabres?

>>154342505
Go back to pol

>>154342505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvxxdZpMFHg

>>154342515
>if you don't like butt rock you belong on pol

>>154342530
neil young blows and that song is boomerslop

>>154342511
ask chabad

>>154342505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEz2d49XTk0

>>154342496
Stood and banged with one of the staal boys in a battle of younger brother angst

>>154342505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqxLt5KWDik

Turn the game on! Gary dropped the puck early!

>>154342505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMG-Mi9I0-k

canada created nickelbud

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The Tea Party
Frank Marino
Harem Scarem
Nickelback
Triumph
Pat Travers
Bachman-Turner Overdrive
Neil Young
Our Lady Peace
Priestess
Blood Ceremony
Aldo Nova
Coney Hatch
Kick Axe
Monster Truck
Danko Jones
Annihilator
Honeymoon Suite
Helix
Jeff Healey
Loverboy
Moist
Three Days Grace
Sven Gali
Brighton Rock
April Wine
Default
Theory of a Deadman
Rainbow Buttmonkeys

And that whole "go to Vancouver and try harder" thing that a bunch of huge American bands did in the late 80s/early 90s with Canadian producers Bob Rock and Bruce Fairbairn.

why didnt gary schedule the vegas mammoth game for 1 hour earlier tomorrow. could have had the games nicely staggered.

>>154342505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5wseA6HoNs

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>>154342459
>>154342459
>>154342459
https://youtu.be/NcwF9lQx2us

this is how you remind me of how bud really 1

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>>154341112

>>154342505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUjIY_XxF1g

>>154342560
>>154342570
slop

>>154342544
>>154342567
>>154342580
actually kinda based

>>154342584
>>154342596
cohen

>>154342505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NRXx6U8ABQ

billy talent - billy talent

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>>154341112

>>154342603
non

>>154342505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZRA-Dwv86E

>>154342617
don't care for shania

>>154342505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLFAQuWFcTo

If you don't like this, there's no hope for you and you should be permabanned

>>154342459
Voivod, Gorguts

>>154342619
would you say she doesnt impress you much?

>>154342606
rejected
since bud 1
my name is
mitch ryan

>>154342505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHyrIe69L50

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https://youtu.be/R7e1sYh2XPw

https://youtu.be/R7e1sYh2XPw

https://youtu.be/R7e1sYh2XPw

Q League drop in 10 bing

my hawkies :)

>>154342603
Poop head is one of the worst things to ever come out of Canada together with Drake and Justin Beaver. Someone should've just nuked Toronto in the early 00s if it would've mean those three died.

Just absolutely fucking horrific "music".

>>154342185
https://old.reddit.com/r/medicinehattigers/

MY HECKIN STARSIES BABY
ZOOOOOO WEEEEEE MAMA

>>154341260
Post your wife Rakesh

>>154342626
Voivod are from Quebec.

>>154342505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=To4SWGZkEPk

takin' care of bud1
everyday

All music sucks. Simple as.

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>>154342628
honey I'm home reminds me of the kanker sisters

>>154342624
never heard this, seems fine idk

>>154342635
bto is actually pretty decent

>>154342659
post feet retard

>>154342570
>And that whole "go to Vancouver and try harder" thing that a bunch of huge American bands did in the late 80s/early 90s with Canadian producers Bob Rock
Bob Rocks band, The Payola$, is awesome as well. "Eyes of a Stranger" is a Canadian radio classic.

>>154342660
poooooopin' in my bri-efs
EVERYDAY

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>>154342657
that's in Canada

I am a man who is a man of meat, and you're on the internet lookin' at feet.
https://youtu.be/czgwlFncLF8?si=lndY_SpwcVQ4bFtU

>>154342626
>>154342657
>>154342692
there are plenty of good quebec bands but the rest of canada is musically soulless

>>154341937
Based SHITtsburgh fan

>>154342661
except drum & bass of course

>>154342692
Nah buddy, it's France.

>>154342719
Omni Trio - Mainline 95

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>>154342723
You mean like how Stockholm is situated in the heart of Mumbai?
>formerly Chuck's

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poor buffalo

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I want ice cream but I'm on a cut

>>154342742
i dont get it

>>154342641
Justin Beaver could have had a revolutionary career in porn.

>>154342751
But you aren't on a cut ;)

t. Ice cream guy

>>154342751
that means the cut is working

>>154342787
based jolly olly man

>>154342626
My cousin worked on several of their albums

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>>154342787
I won't fall for your tricks ice cream man

>>154342787
>de da dododo
>dada deda dada do
>dada de da do
>deda deda dada do

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>butter cream flavored puck ices
Delicious, who could possibly resist, except for perhaps the mentally unwell

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Ay tone you heard what I told 'em?I said the the Sabres are the Gay-bers and the Canicacs are Gayniacs heh

>>154342844
>parries with a dilly bar
YOU WILL eat the ice cream

I once dillied with a parry bar, but that was ages ago

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>>154342890
No I will NOT

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>>154342916
what if you shared

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>>154342941
I'll have a perfectly gay time without ice cream

>the city of boisbrand

>nfl draft crowd in shittsburgh chanting about the flyers
rent free

>>154342985
Good for them, the Flyers suck dicks

The only game worth watching today is dabres-pooins

bud1

We don't gameshame here

bud2

>>154342941
Oooooo
I'll have one GAY time pls

bud3

mildbud 1gays

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>>154342603
absolute banger

*buys jersey*

For me? It's the Chevrolet Good Deeds Cup.

>>154343229
Just one?

>>154343237
How many should I buy?

>so I asked Gary, "How much should I spend?"

How long have they been massaging fellow broadcasters on NESN for today? Gargle his balls, why don't you

>>154343229
Whose and which one did you buy?

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We're gonna march all day and night and mooore

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the sabers are out of their depth

>>154343229
thinking about grabbing a ducks eggplant and teal sweater myself

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

im gonna see if I can beat off before puck drop

Boston's getting Tsarnaev'd tonight

>>154343370
well, gary won't drop the puck for another 10 minutes. I believe in you anon

>>154343370
I could beat off 5 times in 10 minutes

>>154343384
Your mom is getting tsarnaev'd tonight

>>154343417
Finna bouta show your mom my Whitey Bulger if you feel my vibe

>>154343384
I used to look like him

>>154343437
Your tighty whitey bulger

all the good teams played yesterday
sad

>>154343421
>>154343441
i like these and yes I do have a reddit account

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>Penguins getting absolutely fucked
>NFL Draft is in Pittsburgh
>All the Penguins fans are now only Steelers fans

remember rutger mcgroarty

>>154343421
>>154343441
Stream??

ᴮʳᵘᶦnˢ ˢᵘᶜᵏ ˡᵒˡ

TD Garden is lifeless compared to what Buffalo got up to.

>>154343506
They call it titty garden because all the men in boston are overweight

>>154343520
Is there good food in Boston?
We have Boston Pizza's up here but they suck.

Jim Cornelison mogs this joker

>>154343490
From the town of Lincoln, Nebraska...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA4TJUruPxc

why isnt drake gaye pumping up the crowd in bawstawn?

>>154343344
I'm not so confident I'm actually getting nervous. The ride always seems to end

Real porker singing the anthems tonight

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR

>>154343533
They're a bunch of bean eating tards

>scoreless draw in Bean Town

>>154343551
He's a big guy

Did anon finish whacking off?

>haha it's a draw with le no goals, we call it a HECKIN scoreless draw!!!! Get it? We say it all the time over at reddit

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>154343566
nobody eats bek beans in Boston anon. the name "Beantown" comes from an industry that hasn't existed in over 100 years.
>>154343533
There's great food in Boston of course, most famously Italian places and seafood but you can get whatever you want

Almost SSSSSCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE

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It's gonna be an electric atmosphere tonight in Bakersfield for game 1 of the play in round of the Calder Cup playoffs versus Coachella Valley. People who have zero care for hockey are trying to get to the game and everyone is talking about it. We haven't hosted a playoff game in a few seasons so it's gonna be rocking in that arena. Go Condors!

>>154343533
North end has great food

Pastrnak isn't actually pasta. He's a human

A lot of action so far!

>>154343584
Trb btfo

>>154343575
The dildo was barely in his ass by puck drop

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Jackie needs to change into her wrasslin outfits

>>154343696
Wow! That's real no AI?

UH OH BAWWWWWSTON

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Scar some goals pasta

>>154343575
no I spent too long finding a good video:(

can't watch hockey tonight my jetties are drafting two new busts

Fuck fatcollide

>>154343748
Is the NFL draft just as rigged as the NHL?

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>>154343767
Fuck you

Charlie McaGoy is out?

>>154343774
Our hero, gary, would NEVER rig a draft

Are my broons aware they need to get pucks deep?

>>154341260
Lovely white women, maybe more botox than I would prefer but they look fine. You're just cringe and retarded

>>154343774
please we have the balls and air machine. you tellin me gary put magnets in that too?

You must be a real lowlife to try to defame Gary

>>154343785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsNHeSoABYQ

>>154343797
it's all part of the plan anon

>>154343797
Doesn't matter when Alex LION is in net

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The floodgates will open now

Yes, yes I am coping.

>>154343827
Then I guess I'm the lowest of the low.

>>154342610
funny

>McLeod

the finn wouldn't have stopped that

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>>154343850
>Really bro?

refs can't see the puck

>scoreless draw, um... somewhere...

Why would the Sabres rely on >Finnish goaltending when they have Lyon?

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the lion will be mauled by the end of this game.

>>154343872
Mick Clod

>im sooooooo HECKIN clever guys, scooooooooooooooreless draw. A draw with NO GOALS!!!

REF'D

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>Ovi's at the Hershey Bears game =3

HI, OVI!!!!!!!!!!!!! =D

Alright enough with this slurper of a game. Time for my Sensies :)

tenndie is just lucky, won't last

For me it's,
>next goal takes the lead

>the nhl has a gay rule were a team has to stick with the jerseys they picked through out the series
Welp it’s over for my penguins

slurpful draw in boston, massachusetts

Broons begging for a delay of game every time the puck deflects over the boards now

>>154343915
how do I upvote this?

>>154343952
>>154343961
Based

>>154343894
Faggy and gay

it is impossible to avoid hearing women in every sport now

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IT'S TIME