>>154341977
This will be the 2nd thread.

Is this the slave auction thread?

tight latina butts

the drat beings with pick #2 as they say

coach primate

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Streaming the draft for anons & VC'ing

https://discord.gg/QysRDJCn

What a shock

>>154342137
fraid so. First up is a cuban boy

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Does anybody actually watch this shit?

the stream I was watching changed the channel

damn no sticky for the draft

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THE GREAT HISPANIC HOPE MARCHES ON

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Is the draft the most overproduced American sports event? They're just drafting dudes who may be ass. Is this just all a big ruse where zesty bucks can walk the red carpet in high fashion? NFL Draft has gotten pretty gay.

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How will the Jest fuck this up this year?

mendoza has a hot mom tho

Mel Kiper is resplendant

Fernando won, Alejandro BTFO

DOZZAAAAAAAA

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MINA!

Lmao poor nephew didn't get his hug

RIP Mendozie's career, college legend

>that partition
>that one partygoer struggling to look in

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FERNANDO, CATCH THE TORCH!

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RAIDERS ARE FUCKED. DRAFTING A BUST ALREADY LMAOOOOOO

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shocker

this season of NFL is gonna be kino, I can feel it

Where's Tom Brady?
Why is he not in the war room

alright now for the real mystery picks

>>154344750
Probably pass on this quarterback draft for the alleged stacked class next year that will turn out not so stacked.

>>154344772
pure autism

Cubans are white as fuck, Jesus

>>154344743
More viewers than playoff NBA and NHL

>Christopher Columbus HS
Really and your name is Fernando Mendoza

damn this espn reporter is a cute

this nigga don't got a gf?

why are cubans white in america but i went to cuba and everyone was brown as fuck

My mock is ruined now

>>154341977
Sticky when

>>154344759
Too old, I pity any one who finds this hag attractive

>>154344746
Man that ain't a Hispanic guy that's a Spaniard

>>154344772
complaining about the doyers

>>154344759
stop spamming AI slop
no one cares

>>154344745
Do the zesty Euros who secretly run /sp/ actually understand the NFL Draft is the #1 Sports Draft and can easily get 5000 posts? holy shit

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who goes next?

'za to 'ers

>>154344755
his aunt is fine too

and now let the draft begin

>Zognando Floridonza

>>154344743
What else are you going to have on in the background of a thursday night? The NBA? LMAO

taylor mcgregor is leaving coral gables pregnant tonight

>>154344794
he's jus like me fr fr

One Read Mendoza's fall from grace is going to be delicious. Too linkedin for my taste.

Ty Simpson please for the love of God it would be so funny

>>154344794
have u met western womeme?

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>>154344793
She’s ours!

METTIEJETTIES ON THE CLOCK LFG

>>154344799
he is LITERALLY the most latino person every to play in the ÑFL

>>154344801
that isnt AI

>>154344806
David Bailey, Texas Tech

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>>154344772
A Cubs tranny spamming the same shit over and over

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sexo with the woman in red

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I AM THE SHORTEST ANON ITT AND UNDRAFTABLE BY BOTH NFL TEAMS AND WOMEN

He;'s so rosy cheeked

CHILL OUT DUDE
DON'T GO TEBOW TIME
((THEY)) WILL RUIN YOU

ALSO RAIDERS CHOOSING THIS DEVOTED CHRISTIAN IS SO STUPID AND ITS NOT THE CULTURE.

Mendoza said George Floyd deserved to die

How do Raiders fans still exist? I can't think of a franchise I've thought less about, except maybe the Cardinals.

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>>154344787
the baseball ones are black af

God bless you too, Mendozy

>>154344820
>doxxxing your mom

>>154344833
i thought that squiggly over the n was something on my screen

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>>154344830
Year status: Ours

>>154344794
he's LOCKED in

>>154344833
mark sanchez

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The Castilian man marches on

>>154344841
the family chef dapped him up lol

>>154344848
He’s not wrong

JUST MAKE A FUCKING PICK. YOU'VE HAD ALMOST 3 FUCKING MONTHS TO DECIDE. JUST FUCKING PICK YOU DIRTY FUCKS.

Raider's O-line is going to shorten Mendoza's career by 5 years.

Tom Brady is going to groom this kid
And the jets should just use grok to draft

jets finna draft a wingback

>>154344841
Thats his aunt

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There's a new powerhouse in the AFC West..

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>>154344861

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>>154344847
Silence, cazzy

>>154344838
Hot. I wanna spoil her.

Jets will be the first team to go without a sack fumble next season

mendoza finna boutta bust

>>154344841
I’d eat her Cuban sandwich if you know what I mean

Jets are worse than the Raiders, and this is a fact.

I hope the chiefs never win again.

>>154344841
i always wondered how my family would handle something like this if i was successful at sports. my family is dysfunctional and i wouldn't want them on tv.

IT BEGINS RAIDERBROS
I BELIEVE

>>154344841
Why does his bitch mom never stand up to congratulate him?

LIERALLY WHO LMAO

>>154344881
That's not the Chargers.

BUST

>>154344892
inside your mom

>>154344871
The event must be extended for as long as possible to milk those ad bucks from goyim

how does this buck compare to chase young

who

Baily is NOT a top 2 pick. What a disaster pick.

>>154344842
Shit like this is why I have to wear lifted insoles and tell everyone I'm 6'1" instead of 5'11"

Unironically a smart pick

>not reese
lol the jets fans sound so sad

Jets are gonna go 4-13

literally who lmfao

I need to get laid bros

I read all the scouting reports on all these guys. One thing that kept coming up in Mendoza is that he's a little bit reddit, but he has an absolute horse cock. Thing has the roundness of a coca cola can.

>>154344841
Thats his aunt. Real ball knowers remember her from the cfb playoffs

>jets
poor guy

>jest

>>154344898
my mom would hog all the attention and spotlight and my brother would be all "I want to go back to my room"

If the Chiefs don't trade up here, they are going tackle.

>>154344889
>t. Cubspie

>Jest
unsurprising.

that many people work for the jets?

>>154344847
Mendoza could have been amazing in Arizona, if I was Vegas I would have gone Ty Simpson, Simpson has the Raider type of vibe, Alabama and Vegas has that certain seediness.

He’s pretty small for an edge rusher

Wow thought they were going Reese

Bailey won't get past big bad will campbell

Would legit suck to be a Jet. Don't care about the $$

HOLY SHIT JEST LMAO

>jest 0 ints in 2025
HOLY FUCKING KEK

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My berds are gonna fuck this up

this audience fucking blows

time for the cards to do something stupid

Jest continue to be mid. Bailey not a game changer. Reese could be if he got proper coaching.

>>154344930
Tackle who?

Reese > Bailey

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>Jests

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NFL Draft quiz. if you get more than 2 of these its over

who was the last 1st pick who was at home during the draft?

GRUDEN'S GONNA SAY IT

>>154344944
Imagine being a fan of this shit team

This is a glorified slave auction you people need to do better

>>154344943
>no ints
>draft a rusher instead of a CB
Lol

Saints might trade to #3

>>154344960
Burrow

>>154344952
theyre all dogshit bro

MAMDANI CURSE
>MAMDANI CURSE
MAMDANI CURSE
>MAMDANI CURSE
MAMDANI CURSE
>MAMDANI CURSE

>>154344943
It's an insane stat considering they play the lolphins twice a year. Feels like it'd take more effort to not luck into an INT at some point

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*AHEM*
*A H E M*

LAURA > MINA

>>154344938
Same size if not bigger than Nik Bonitto

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>>154344963
I don't need to imagine

>>154344953
Freeling or Mauigoa

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he looks kinda fat and sounds kinda dumb

>>154344973
so the jest are winning the owl?

>>154344960
Yitzkhak Rabin

why the fuck did they not pick up a corner?

>>154344960
>big leaguing the draft
Based as fuck

>jest
>trending in the right way
lel

I'd pull a John elway and refuse to play for one of these bum ass teams which pick in first couple of positions on every draft lol

>>154344964
And that's a good thing

>>154344970
and before him?

>>154344953
They'll tackle Mendoza

>>154344972
Reese is mid as it stands today, but I disagree he really does have a high ceiling. Matt Patricia is an atrocious coach and who ruined his development as an edge rusher.

>>154344952
>>154344957
>t. 60iq retards

>jets drafted a guy who can't write his own name

The Cardinals are taking Reese, wow

>mane shouts outs to God mane idek mane just thank my momma n sheeeeit mane
And this guy went to Stanford?

>>154344987
remy :(

>>154345015
Don't need to write a name to rush a QB lmao

I hope Mendoza sucks. I won't be able to take the Howdy Doody ass coverage on him and his "intelligence." It's all so fake and plastic. I'd rather hear about Shedookie and his watch.

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Who we picking Commie bros??

Cardinals will pick Ty Simpson

>>154345024
Yeah I wonder why

ty simpson to cards

What the fuck this crowd is corporate cunt central you are supposed to at least boo get off your phone.

>Arizona is sticking at 3, and not trading out.

>>154344987
I'd rather Remy be fat than dead

>>154345008
Brett Favre

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Literal flyovers seething at the based Raiders. Even before Mendoza has stepped on the field.

>>154345030
Probably Tate

wow no one wanted to trade with the cards

>>154345028
hes the most pushed rookie maybe ever
netanyahu will make sure he succeeds

WHERE IS SHADEUR SANDERS

>Jeremiyah Love
kek

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Is he watching?

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>>154345030
Anyone but Tate or Bain

The Cardinals are on the cock

>the cards are not trading their pick
kwab
>they're taking Love
K W A B
W
A
B

>Jest actually made the right pick
Holy shit.

>>154345034
I'm at the draft right now the boos were loud as fuck, it might be the TV networks muting it

Mel's hairline is getting Vegeta level

>>154345033
The Chiefs would be wise to trade the 29th pick to the Cards, along with Jaylon Moore

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Who /cfb/ here? I miss you retards.

>>154345034
Last authentic draft was Lambeau

I am not a actual Simpson fanboy but we need a QB so fucking bad, I know we are talking about getting Russell Wilson unironically oh my word.

>Cardinals fans actually at the draft

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HOLY CRAP THE CARDINALS JUST DRAFTED DIEGO PAVIA

>>154344987
I can fix her...

>tardinals

>>154345065
me but I don't miss you at all

>>154345060
every time he gets a prospect wrong he loses 1 hair

>>154345056
Jets havent made the right pick since Darrelle Revis

>going to love
Why am I not surprised

>>154345020
as opposed to mendoza mentioning god in every sentence just 10 minutes ago?

>drafting a RB when your QB is Jacob Brisket
what a retarded pick

So how good is this Jeremiyah guy?

kek
you get a solid RB in rounds 2-4

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>team needs everything
>draft a rb top 3

Why they mommas all big back gorillas?

>>154345059
Fuckin lame thank you for your reporting glad the soul is still in football!

LOL THEY TOOK LOVE WTF

>fighting Irish

>>154345065
fuck you

>a RB at #3

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>running back at #3

poverty teams gonna poverty lol

>Cards
ahahahahahahahahahah

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>mfw Love not going to the Giants
Naisu

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>tards

I forgot who the new head coach is for the Cardinals is

BUST

What is that masonic ass chain

>>154345086
would have gone bald in the 90s

yeah man I bet drafting a RB in the top 3 is going to turn around your eternally irrelevant franchise
dipshits

Oh no
>tards

Didn't the Cardinals just sign Connor to an extension? Why draft RB?

Holy fuck the cardinals are retarded

RUNNING BACKCKHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAH

>DOOOOOOODDDDD, LET'S DRAFT A RB 1ST ROUND
Tardinals gonna tard

>>154345093
The top rated player in the draft

>>154345093
absolutely electric, but i dunno if it's going to work against the gaijin in the NFL

HAHAHAAHAHA HOLY FUCK CARDS

>>154345093
good RB but high RB picks usually aren't worth the value due to risk of injuries / washouts

>RB at third
What?

Titans can choose Styles or Love

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>running back at 3
Kek

>$53,023,666 fully guaranteed for a ROOKIE RB
poverty franchise gonna poverty franchise

Wtf why?

WOW
honestly did not expect that at all, had him penciled in as a titan
so they're all the way out on trey benson, huh

>>154345034
The networks are all in glass studios that mute outside noise and blue the crowd.

>>154345100
Do you think you become an NFL running back by having a petite mom?

>Saquon
>gets drafted by Giants early
>does shit all for the Giants
>leaves Giants
>signs with a contender
>they win the owl
and that's why you don't draft a rb 3rd overall, need I tell these zoomers the legend of reggie bush?

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>picking a RB in the top half of the first round
>picking a RB in the top 10
>picking a RB in the top 5
>picking a RB at 3

>literally drafting like it’s a fantasy league

Hot take : based and redpilled

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>A fucking RB

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is Reese good?

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QUIT THE GODDAMN YAPPING AND MAKE THE FUCKING PICK.

Autistic manga reader!

>>154345128
Connor tore his acl he’s pretty much done

>>154345125
better than some random bum edge

>>154345121
Matt LaFleur's little brother

Why do they use all these laser and shit in the highlights

So this is the power of the Tardinals, the oldest joke in american sports history

Reminder:
If you see people complaining about birbs picking Love, it's just mad fans of other teams that wanted him

>>154345140
they're drafting Reese

Hope he can run behind that swiss cheese O line.

RBs drafted in the top-10 over the last 10 years:
>2026: Jeremiyah Love (3)
>2025: Ashton Jeanty (6)
>2023: Bijan Robinson (8)
>2018: Saquon Barkley (2)
>2017: Leonard Fournette (4), Christian McCaffrey (8)
>2016: Ezekiel Elliott (4)

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3/3 so far

>>154345119
More like the turdwagon

>>154345150
bush was fun to watch in college. point well taken, though

>>154344960
Trevor Lawrence

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Should I do it bros?

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>>154345118
Wish we got him

tardinals
are

CURSED
U
R
S
E
D

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My cowboys are gonna win this draft

and the Cardinals will trade up to get Ty Simpson too

LOVE that MAMA

>drafting a free mason negro

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No player drafted yet will even make a pro bowl

EXPLODING KNEES LOVE

>>154345164
is it though?
an above average edge would be better than a good running back that wastes his entire prime behind a shit o-line

My chiefs are getting the best weapon in this dogshit draft. Good luck with your tranny bust raiderfags.

>>154345155
BAIN?

Nothing and I mean absolutely NOTHING can save the cards. Not even Kurt Warner could

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MOAR offense in the top 6 so my Skinnies can trade back with no worry

>>154345178
Bush was the greatest college football running back I've ever seen and he did shit in the pros

all those white boys in the overalls came across as very gay lol that black guy headlocked one of them and pushed im out of the way

>>154345155
major bust alert with him

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you have 5 seconds to post ONE thing comfier than giving a tall Black kween a warm hug. pro tip (you can't).

bain falling to the iggles

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K W A B

When a black guy has a more involved dad than you did :(

>prefers cats over dogs
Jeremiyah Love is high IQ

Imagine if the Cardinals weren't retards and kept Kyler Murray

>Jeremiyah Love
>Marvin Harrison Jr.
>Trey McBride

That would have been pure kino.

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>>154345199

not even a Cards fan but how the hell do you not pick Arvell Reese if you're them

>tards saw how jeanty performed with his dogshit ass o-line and thought "we need this for our team"
This poverty franchise man

>>154345182
True, but I didn't think he was ever getting to us. I was sure the Titans or Giants would take him. So I'm glad he's going to AZ

>>154345218
And they'd still go 5-12

>>154345214
>When a black guy has a more involved dad than you did :(
holy shit what fucking race are you?

Titans picked up Tate
wow

The Titans picked TATE lmao

member Blake Corum? Now that was a Notre Dame running back!

>>154345206
i feel the same way but i think his pro career was actually better than people realize because his expectations were so high

>>154345155
Yes

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>>154345218
brisket is better than murray though

Is Mel Kiper dying?

>Carnal Taint

STOP SPOILING MY STREAM IS DELAYED

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when is it our turn?

Picking a RB before the 3rd round is fucking pissing money away.

>>154345195
a good rb can block catch passes run they are extremely high value

>Cards fucked the draft boards

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this shit could be over in an hour if they'd shut the fuck up

Are the Giants going to get Downs AND Styles? Wtf

what happened to that site that has the picks before they are made by goodell?

Titans new jerseys look really good Cam Ward gonna be the best looking 4-13 QB in the league

Interview showed low football intelligence damn well sometimes magic happens we got to just make the OLine good? Honestly, Russell, he's slow, but Jacoby Brissett maybe? So you can go to some RPOs keep em guessing.

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first upset?

>>154345234
where the fuck are you seeing this shit so fast

Bros how come no jews have been drafted yet?

Tennessee done lost it’s mind

what the fuck tits

>>154345211
Getting under clean blankets in a 62 degree room after a long day

>WR
Kek

TATE

WR

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>>154345186

BUST

>look at the needs on NFL's website
>every team needs OL
Lol

salahs a retard

>Tits

>>154345249
brah im watching it on the tv idk how people arehere are spoiling even for me

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>Tate
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY COMMIES AREN'T GOING TO DRAFT THAT BUST
We're going to have our pick of defense

very good pick desu

>>154345232
>>154345234
stop spoiling it early
there's a reason ESPN canned Chris Berman

It's a fine pick desu.

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My Brownies coming up. Surely they'll pick wisely this time...

YEAH WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT SECONDARY? JUST PICK OFFENSE BUSTS

>>154345256
The draft is always a bloated cringefest they shamelessly pad for TV time. Without the pageantry the whole thing could be done in like 4 hours

>carnell taint

>>154345249
It doesn't make a difference, I'm watching with no delay and each pick gets leaked to twitter/bsky before they announce it live.

I love Love, but 3rd is too damn high. I had him 8-14

>reese
kwab

Tonight is going to be hilarious

>>154345267
He's probably at the draft

NY can get Reese and Downs holy fuck

lmao the fucking titans