horz stek is bezt stek

this is a dishespech on /heem/'s name

someone post pvz's butthole

I'd pay $100 to see nina drama make a monster can disappear

Sorry for the slow threads lately. I've been working.

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>>154343627
no problem champ, keep up the good work

>>154343601
I have skills!

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>>154343664
>small fake tits

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>>154343664
>small fake tits

That's nice but you can shut the fuck up now

Hittin' the ol' gloryhole

>>154343823
Dana you have a family

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>>154343664

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Just how much more can I take of this? We cannot fucking follow them. They are RATS.

>>154344389
Hows your day been b

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HEEEEEEMMMM

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>>154344446
honestly? one of my best days in years, for real

>>154344477
He proably still embellished the pain fuken faker

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>>154344588
Hoenstly? Im glad to hear it b god belss and great dubs.

You should say 'Thank you'

>>154344657
I'd like to take this opportunity, to say thank you... to ABSOLUTELY NO ONE

Gettin my dick sucked by a ginger man from chattanooga right now

He's so sweet to me

Welcome to the Ulberg Era

Wouldnt it be super col if Nutsin Gathje beats Illia?

>>154345280
That would be super cool b but laws of physics must be broken for that to happen I'm a fraido

>>154343353
Waht kind of steak was it man? Did you eat anythig with it

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you now remember Johny Hendricks steak memes

>>154345577
We have nothing to fear but fear itself.

>>154345636
Fuck man. I love Amrecia. I love USA. I hope Gathje WEEMS

>>154345663
Hell yeah

Reported to the CSIS

>tfw you realise gaethje won't even get a proper retirement cause they don't interview heemed fighters

>>154345921
You think Gaethje is gonna lose a stand up striking affair against a natural featherweight?

>>154345965
Probably, you must not have seen him fight lately.

>>154346016
I saw him beat the dogshit out of Pimbitch

>>154345965
Wouldn't be the first, second or even third time.

>>154346075
it would actually but nice try

Ilia wanting to win the fight with a decision out of respect to the American people forgot about the special rolling thunder in the last seconds of the 4th round breaking the MMA world

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>Chuck's back
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

dookie donnie finna fill his diaper when he sees gaethje out cold on the canvas

The problem is the UFC and PFL couldn't make the big matchups Francis needed like Philipe Lins

I'm excited for Volkov/Waldo.

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talmbout the iceman b

>>154346521
Sick fight

Goddamn that was a good blowjob

>>154346918
What's his name?

>>154347046
Yes it was a dude

>>154347046
prolly lilith or luna kek what a fag

Norma Dumont has a big ol fat ass

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UFC champion

>>154345610
Top sirloin

About 20 busch lights

My mom didnt love me

>>154347384
Why the hell would you drink Busch Light? Get you a Coors Banquet bubba

J Edgar Hoover was gay?!

Watching the Leonardo Dicaprio movie right now

Have you ever heard of that Amouranth woman? She might be the most repulsive morally bankrupt disgusting human on earth.

She literally lets he dogs run around pissing and shitting all over the floor and leaves a huge mess everywhere then pays some poor woman to clean up every day.

m8 i know you're lonely but this is an mma thread

>>154347835
Prove it

>>154347835
Turn your monitor on

>>154347384
Fuck man 20 beers is an bit much but bless up

>>154347835
Fuck yuo

>>154347835
I’ll tell you what, bud: it is best of all for mortals not to be born and not to look upon the rays of the piercing sun, but once born it is best to pass the gates of Hades as quickly as possible and to lie under a large heap of earth.

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>>154346397
one more fucking run lets fucking go!

>the winner of this fight... AND NEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWE
post yfw

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thinking about alexa grasso

>>154346052
That was literally the worst fight Gaethje has ever fought. It looked like he regrew his cataracts and aged 50 years the night before
My drunk uncle has put on better performances after a few bottles of modelo

MVP promotions makes the UFC look like a fly by night outfit

>>154348280
Took the wrods right out of my mouth b

Arman has downie eyes dude is definitely inbred

Ilia shaves his ass

Women arent worth it

Nobody will treat you better than a man in a dress

>>154343577
>>154347133
>>154348543
please dont talk like this im 18 hours goon free and you know the first 24 are always the hardest

Arman has to get passed gamrot if he even wants to look at Ilias undisputed belt

>>154348736
Elbaborate

I-ilia i-is jealous Arman hanging out with a 40 year old woman and wrestling 50 year old men

>>154348693
Elbaborate

>>154347574
Elbaborate

>>154346468
Elbaborate

tracy cortez is ugly and im sick of people pretending shes hot

>>154343382
Elbaborate

>>154348693
how does he do it?

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The rematch, jizzy.

Crazy how once you're 30 years of age you are spoiled meat as a man

>>154349250
lol just say your ugly and fat bro

>>154349250
your mom spoils my meat

>>154348991
Talmbout Mexican Martial Arts YouTube video?

>>154348693
so? hes still good at fighting though

>>154349399
Not really

Imagine how livid Ariel is now the the UFC has sold for billions and Dana had security escort him from his office when they were only worth thousands dude definitely fumbled the bag

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>not really

from a technical standpoint clitias brother is the superior fighter. i would like a diet coke for my intellectual input please

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>>154349599
low key alex bowed out of fighting to train ilia, but the secret benefit that nobody expected was that he wasn't taking any fight damage all those years.
I think he can surpass ilia

>>154349674
They are literally like Goku and Vegeta

>>154349554
If this was in my city I would personally find this guy and curb stomp him

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>>154349693
they are like that

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>>154348693
What are the implications of this? Both in terms of fighting and of everyday life.

>>154349554
I want to shake his hand!

Ilia shaves my ass

What went wrong? The UFC White House DISASTER! | BREAKDOWN

Arman looks like a ewok

arman literally rolled on the mats with a guy then proceeded to eat with his hands without washing them nigga is disgusting UFC has 0 stars

"Khamzat Chimaev is scared Sean Strickland will bring a gun to the presser so the UFC is preparing for separate press conferences"

SHOCKER at The White House! Is Pereira the GOAT? | BREAKDOWN

>>154350014
i do that an d look like arman

>>154349250
This is absolutely 100% untrue and total cope.

Can't believe khabib and Islam radicalized a American poster boy like Luke to support jihadis

so the jaw is your strongest muscle in the world, producing a bite force of 500-700 newtons. how can we leverage this strength and translate this power into a cranial heem in unarmed combat?

>>154349554
QRD

I'm gay

>>154350291
least homosexual /heem/ poster

SAD Ending! Justin Gaethje Career Retrospective | UFC BREAKDOWN

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>DDP took down Strickland 7 times

>>154350342
>Khamzat attempted 0 submissions

I need a 500 word essay on how Jiri was never good on my desk by 7am CMT

dana white you fetching minx

MAJOR UPSET in Newark! Khamzat Retires? | UFC BREAKDOWN

I'm going to start live streaming like my role model Quinton "rampage" Jackson

fenton! god damn it fenton!

>>154350291
QRD

>Din Thomas on Khamzat sharting and retiring after Stricklan loss; "That nigga smelly!"

Ykr Keith Jardine

Nigger

>>154350668
Don't say that shit!

>>154346782
Sick as in afflicted by an illness.

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how did anyone beat this doo?

Folks. What we saw at UFC Newark was unbelievable. Let's look at the stats. The main event, Khamzat Chimaev defeats Sean Strickland via submission on round 4. 19 minutes of control time. 6 for 7 out of Takedowns. 3 significant strikes landed across 4 rounds from Strickland. WHAT WAS THE PLAN HERE. I'm sorry if that's comes across as disrespectful, Strickland has done a lot of good things in this sport although I do not necessarily support his political views, and Eric Nicksick is a great, great coach. But it does not seem like they had any idea who they were fighting tonight. It just. Does not.

>>154350728
Before I lifted I used to think brock was huge but he is nearly as impressive as someone like sam sulek

>>154350739
Presaging post.

>>154350739
>khamzat going for a sub in the 4th
be serious b

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>knocks you out
>gives you the finger
>dabs on your corpse
>writes a poem about you

josh the fat raped fraud bitch hokit

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>And filling in as a late replacement....

farted myself awake

>>154350779
only if you're some kind of linear moving pedestrian, it happened yesterday for those of us who have ascended the mountaintop

>>154349250
it's the literal opposite

Why do black people hate Aljamain Sterling so much

>>154350739
>Round 4. 19

Not even a real thing fuckwit.

>>154351240
He looks like a fucking weirdo, which is really all the reason his people need to not claim him. Also his nickname is the corniest shit I've ever heard.

Funkmaster revved em?

>>154351244
is this a joke?

>>154351240
i hate him too it is not a color thing

>>154351240
You'll never see one of these black bitches insult SterGOD when me and the Aljogodchadmengbrehs are around.

>>154351289
kek
>black people hate me :(
>nigga who doesn't hate you?

>>154351283
There are no decimals in the rounds.

>>154351315
this isn't funny

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>>154351298

>>154351240
Always respect him for the way he won the title. UFC should have changed the rules right then and there. Hopefully someone does it again soon.

>>154351321
its kinda funny
also
if you mix chimaev and Whitaker's last names together you get Chimaker lol makes me giggle

>>154351346
you would wouldn't you

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>Green vs Stephens
will be nice to see Jeremy ko

>>154351321
It was funny and actually you getting triggered is making it even funnier I'm afraid

or wait.... Chitaker, damn! it was there all along.

yeah, go ahead and shut the fuck up

https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/112990-niko-aikonen
There's a real life Finn on todays ONE, like an actual one not a muzzie

>>154351457
holy fuck! its 3 faggots with flowers on their necks

>>154351466
Turn your monitor on

>>154344477
is that musa?

>>154351499
it is! there's a picture 3 faggots with flowers on their neck on it

>>154351522
We don't sign our posts here

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>>154351535
We do!

t. SuperHugeCockman!!! Hell yeah!

>>154351545
peon is so goofy i just knew it would be funny af when he eventually got heemed

>>154351545
Sup sneed, still gay as hell?

>kek this nerd thinks I'm sneed
kek dummy Im SuperHugeCockman!!! Hell yeah!

>>154351561
Your dead daddy raped you and your mommy hates you!

dookie dan

>>154351575
not sneed but I'm sure he feels poorly about that continue posting like this I like it

>>154351582
It’s funny how he got exposed for being a cruising fag and just got away with it because he’s such a bum now

I would simply lull my opponent into a false sense of security by taking positions and doing nothing initially. And then they will become comfortable giving up that position which is when I will pounce

>>154350778
Brok is way more impressive than Sam Sulek. Maybe if you’re a fag Sulek is more impressive.

>>154351648
Congratulations you reinvented feints

the distance between myktyrbek orolbais eyes is impressive

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>>154351679
Yeah man, did you know that the average distance between the asshole and the taint is getting smaller because of microplastics?

>>154351685
merited a chuckle

I am literally convinced a shaolin monk could heem Jon Jones with some kick that he's never even seen before.

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>>154351346

>>154351943
they weigh like a dollar fifteen

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>>154351972
Hey! It's my neighbour aljamin starling!

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OOHHHH

nut in alexa grasso

Nigger

>>154352137
>>154352211
Don’t be obscene

>>154352053
damn, pyodr really broke this doo

>pantoja still MIA
>shaubcat's career is over
>jiri heemed by his own retardation
>JDM is 50/50 on getting brutally heemed by prates
>heavyweight is heavyweight
>we have to endure another khamzat fight
>we have to endure another strickland fight
>135 is dead in the water until petr yan comes back in 6 months and o'malley gets another mickey mouse title shot
>gaethje is getting hydrogen bombed by apturo
getting hard to care about this sport lads

>>154352556
How about this. Shut the fuck up and watch the fights.

Yeah Gaethje by ko

>UFC 15 – Limits on permissible striking areas were introduced. Headbutts, elbow strikes to the back of neck and head, and small joint manipulation became illegal.

Headbutts should be allowed in title fights, or at least on the ground. This is gay

>>154352792
*Heems myself with a shoot flying headbutt and prematurely end my career by self inflicting a brain bleed*

>>154352827
SOVL

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heem meetup

>>154352848
Dana should hire these dudes and have them stream events on UFC youtube channel

>>154352870
Outdated

>>154352870
Properly dated. None of the current champs matter b, talmbout paper tiger champions

Top ufc fighter April 24th, 2026 or 26-4-2026 for you euros, is Jon Jones.

>>154352979
unc bones is retired grandpa

>>154352674
mma at its lowest point ever b. we lived to see it turn into boxing

ONE is on btw

Not one 205er beats Jones. Not one HW beats Jones. Sorry player the champ is here to stay

>>154352870
i always forget how retarded these weight classes are named

>welter weight lighter than middle weight
>bantam(small chicken) weight lighter than feather weight

fedor would rape jon fingerjabs jones

>>154353018
Fedor couldn’t handle Baders Sun Devil base, Jones would’ve fucked that combat sambo faggot up

Jon Jones is sexually attracted to men.

Biggest mma frauds? It’s a Japan thing
>Fedor
>Jiri

>two fighters locked in cage to fight, fight
duh that’s fighting you fucking dummy

exactly 1.2 mighty mouses would be able to beat jon jones easily

>>154352996
That’s a muay thai promotion isn’t it?

>>154353036
why would you wear a chastity cage to a fight?

>>154353051
to avoid groin shots and lock whores up

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Superior

>135
>155
>175
>195
>225
>open

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What a clusterfuck

Weight classes are a psychological thing. There is no world where a 10kg difference makes that much difference in a fight. It's all cope.

>>154353079
>20lb gap between lower weight classes
Manlets would cry about it

>>154353085
Lmao junior junior retard weight is .5 more than the senior senior wbo wba wbc belt. If you don’t know these things, frankly you’re a fucking casual and should neck. How hard is it to get the wbo wbc wba RING Zuffa belts all have their own special meaning and weights. Talmbout the prestige of sports b

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Solid

>>154353098
They shouldn’t be cutting weight. Too bad you’re born short learn to use it or keep collecting tolls in jersey

>>154353108
>115 pound males
just as bad as wmma. Those 115 pound guys could make 135 and not be that super Thai skinny

>>154351240
He had success in a white profession.

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>>154353103
Delusional cope. It's all an excuse to avoid putting the best vs the best

>>154353112
>They shouldn’t be cutting weight
Correct

Ban weight classes and decisions.

>>154352870
if your flag is not here please dont talk about mma

>>154352085
>bizarre theory
He said thick teens become fat women so you should find a thin girl and marry her. It's literally mammy tier advice nothing bizarre about it.

>>154352085
what a disgusting fat slob

>>154352996
any good?

>>154353124
you don’t get it do you, we need a junior junior champ so they can combine the belts for the senior junior championship to then build up the senior senior belt. Of course none of this is possible without a perfect record or exceptionally long streak. This is the prestige of boxing and mma as we know it. Arman gets booked for everything but a fight but “wins” so his status grows until Justin Gaethje knocks him out.

>>154353151
>Muslim Magomedov
randomly generated character

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>>154343353
This is what Canadians unironically consider "steak"
No wonder they're so bad at mma.

Keep an eye out for these guys:
Truthaslim Magadomedov
Timeisnow Muslidahkoev
Nine’Eleven Durgalidov

Smoking pot in the UFC PI

>get 22 fighters
>line them up on wall based on height
>make matchups
>repeat
Don’t want to fight a six foot wide guy? Too bad

>>154353175
talmbout The Moroccan Devils Lettuce b

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And my favorite

>>154353180
>line them up on wall based on height
Similar enough

>>154352870
complete domination by Canadians
fuckin quit and kill yourselves every other shit nation

Trvke: weight classes are fine as they are, weight cutting is not an issue and weight bullying does not exist.

>>154353207
>weight bullying doesn’t exist
>decades worth of weight bullying across all athletics documented

weight bullying is an huuuuuge problem in triple jump b

just ask for extra cheese lmao

Kevin gates could rock up and own the heavyweight division

There are no weight classes in Football, Volleyball, Basketball, Rugby, AmeriRugby, Tennis, Snooker, F1, etc.

So why do fighters need it?

>stoops to triple jump
>double eye poke
it’s all the same with you people fucking disgusting

Snooker vs Darts depends on the cage size. Small cage? I think darts fuck em up, I really do.

Curtis Blaydes outweighed Josh Hokit by 28lbs.

>>154353263
isn't he 5'3

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Howie Jones, Chandler Jones, Arthur Jones and of course Jon. Talented family

>>154353309
Hokkit weight bullied him and was faster. Proves cutting is retarded along with maxing your weight for no reason. Blaydes 28 pounds lighter could’ve bullied with his gas tank

The Rock at his peak would destroy prime """Mighty""" Mouse the """"""goat""""""

Khabib was scared to face natural weight

The Magician John Dodson sparks Stone Cold on Monday Night RAW

mighty mouse is not the goat

The G stands for gayest

>>154353333
Khabib got bodied by Tibau

>>154351454
have i missed this yet

ABQ New Mexico's finest.

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The Albuquerque Kid

ChillguyABQ

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Big moves for GFL

Im fuken poing

>>154352870
People forget Kazushi Sakuraba was a heavyweight champion

Fuken pioong so much wtf

>>154353374
nah the pleb card just started

>>154349118
I told you that fat fuck was overhyped cuz of one jab.

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I don't like how French Canadians (like GSP) consider themselves as a separate nation from Canada. I don't like that they think they're better than normal Canadians and view them as filth lesser-thans. It's disgusting and disrespectful to all the Canadians out there who deserve better. One day normal Canadians are going to have a champion of their own that represents them, not just Quebec . A true Canadian who loves them back. And when that day comes, it will be a glorious victory for the entire country.

Yewl dew what yer toald, I'll pin ye

>>154353510
fuken wish id do some poing on yuor head for this one b

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>>154343353
Who ya got?

>>154353537
Sean.

>>154353537
my whole inheritance on chiamve

>>154353537
this isn't a close fight sean is getting done like dricus

>>154353481
excellent
>>154353558
veikkaus needs at least 10e to upload thougheverbeit

>>154353591
>using veikkaus
ngmi

>>154353537
Strickland will make Khanzamts loife hell in there

>>154353595
some of us pay our taxes pal

>>154353611
sounds like a you problem there mate

>>154353537
Strickchad round 3 TKO. He beat the GOAT of the division after all.

>>154353537
I thought Sean's knees got blown out and he can't wrestle?

People saw Khamzat hold down Dricus and thought it meant Khamzat is the greatest grappler of all time. When Sean stands back up (x24) and TKOs Khamzat in the fourth round I'll be leaning back in my chair content.

Name one impressive Khamzat win.

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>>154353631
Xer knees aren’t the only thing that got blown out I fear

>>154353686
Dupiglet

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>>154353537

Name one any impressive win.

>>154353694
Delete your account

>>154353700
Jon Jones over Reyes

>>154353638
Khamzat wants you to try and get up so he can jump on your back and choke you
People act like DDP had no blame for that shit fight when his entire gameplan was to lie there like a dead fish waiting for Khamzat to gas

>>154353711
THE retard reyes with 5 loss streak?

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>>154353679

>>154353716
>Khamzat wants you to try and get up so he can jump on your back and choke you
oh wow tell me more mahmoud

>>154353700
BJ beating Matt the first time

>>154353724
Indeed. He would impregnate every Finland female and male btw

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>>154353620

>>154353748
child in africa just died from no water

>>154353754
lol

>>154353754
it was ngannou

>>154353733
>wow tell me more
Sean Strickland was raped.

>>154353765
History tells us this improves his chances of victory

>>154353776
who's the skirt

baht sanko on my meng

HEEEEEEEEEM

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>>154353796

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>accidentally bought some kind of vegan cheddar

it tastes dreadful

comfy one friday fights boys
>>154353833
gross, should have gotten industrial grade sharp cheddar

>accidentally

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How many bongs until Chimaev v Sean?

>>154353866
204

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how does the herbman do it

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>>154353537
>Me to people who say "WHO YA LE GOT?"

>>154353886
>Amy Shark
I can see the rhinoplasty from here

>>154353911
decapitated that dingus

>>154353866
336 bongs

the /box/ bonsai hitting the two week mark soon

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>>154353886
>Gets Dana and Poofc to promote ONE during prime time spots via Beast movie.
How does he do it?

SHEEEEEEEEEM

SHEEEM

sanko and baht sanko having drinks and discussing combat sports before hot lesbian action

vociferous and violent vulva play dare i say

damn this doo got his wmma winning bonuses to pay off his credit card i really need to up my game

NYT VITTU MENNÄÄN

booo disgusting wonk booo

a finn is about to fight

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TAPA SE NIKO