>>154345590
Flames

Maybe first maybe not first

My penguins ):

Sabres in 5 desu

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>>154345590
canes desu

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>>154345590

remember that one time those wives of those sens players were wishing death on their newborns or abortions or something like that?

ILLEGAL CHECK
GO TO JAIL
DO NOT COLLECT 200 DOLLARS

business idea
flyers vs mammoth stan lee to grow the game™ to the amish and mormon communities.

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I wish I was the Bahstin Gahdin organ player

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>>154345643

>>154345660
Would be the worst rated scf of all time

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>>154345653

BOSTON IS GAY

Sabers PP is laughably soft. Is that 34 PPs with no goal now?

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>>154345702

>>154345701
Breeding them all

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>>154345702

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>>154345711

>>154345711
Very small and soft pp, built for humiliating

Sens powerplay of all time

>>154345701
Erik karlsson's normal wife in the streets mike hoffman's ontologically evil wife in the sheets

>>154345721
I'd be skeptical of associating with the one on the left. Seems radioactive.

Good night /hoc/

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>>154345803

>>154345803
its not even 9pm yet

>>154345643
Ozzy Osborne moment

>>154345836
He lives in Guam

Not appropriate

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a too much man classic by canes!

>>154345880
Buy a flat cage next time

PENULTY: BENCH

reffies are beating canes ass

Gary mandated everyone must have too much man today

Does anyone have the Sens Mountain Alliance application with Parliament Mountain in the back?

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>>154345909

>>154345947
they just following in op's mom's footsteps LMAO

>>154345944
Canes had pps basically the entire first period

UH OH RANDY

Gary made the fuckin call

>senaturds

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>0 good chances created with 1:30 of 5v3

God that's so embarrassing

real SNES hours

Canadian teams are so shit

Did the Sens forget they had a 2 man advantage

> Was this the advent of uhohposting? We would soon find out whether we wanted to or not

Brady seems to have checked out of the series.

Mandatory MAID for this Sens PP line

>snes have 2 much men
>I CANT SCORE
Bums deserve to be swept

>getting bodied by Aho

lol ottawa is so bad. how did they even get into the playoffs?

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>>154346085
He's counting down the days to the off-season so he can get traded to Florida

brady looking more and more like a nick robertson or jarko ruutu or valeri bure each passing game.

>>154346127
Because the laffs suck so hard

>>154346127
Gary made the call to give the canes an easy round 1

tkachuck trying to pass to the refs cause he knows they're on his team

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Gary collecting all 7 Dallas Stars power plays last night.

>>154346204
Whoa
That image

i'm not "feeling it" tonight

Is there anything more homosexual than getting a sports jersey with another man's name on it? I always see these fags trying to sell them too usually after the player has left the team. Lol

Fuck navy federal credit and fuck their stupid commercials

>>154346239
thats a sign of teen pregnancy

>>154346193
the sens are literally the toughest opponent that the canes could've faced in the metro part of the bracket

Maybe bray-bray needs a little less pressure and should join his brother under the palm trees

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>>154346239
You say you can't feel the Puck? my god, that's awful, please, get help

LIKE IT'S DY NA MITE

>>154346295
that didnt help valeri bure

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>>154346268
You and me both, sister

>>154346259
I've never understood wearing a player's actual jersey. I mean, I'm wont to knock around town with a Bruins hat or something but I don't need to larp as Khusnutdinov. If I was dating him I totally would though

>rand1es

>rand1es

>>154346259
>Is there anything more homosexual than getting a sports jersey with another man's name on it?
Your comment

>canes retard puts the offside puck back in his zone
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Woohoo!

>two most dangerous draws

>>154346368
slutty feet pics should be against the rules, this a non lewd zone

>boo2ns

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>retard wildly swung his stick and put it back in our own zone so no offsides

sabies scarr!

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>>154346259
Make funny jerseys instead

>ruins

>s2ns

lol
quiet quick

FUCK BOSTON

finally some fackin scoreful leads

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let's fuggen gooooooooooooooo

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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

SABRES :DDD

we scoring out the wazoo now!

Who do the Hurricanes wear home and away jerseys that neither have their real logo on the front?

>>154346467
Retarded randies

>>154346361
>t. Wears another man's name
Aww you wanna be his wife ya little faggie
>>154346331
This. Get a blank one if you like the team or hell even put your own name (still kinda cringe/larp) but nothing is worse than wearing another man's name. Especially in hockey where dudes change teams at the drop of a hat.

>>154346467
Nothing about them is real. Just a Gary corporate sunbelt team. Did you know Carolina isn't even a real place?

my bruins :(

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OH N-

If I were playing in this game I would have two unassisted goals by now

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>Bruins fans are annoying with how "tortured" they pretend to be as a fanbase.

>>154346547
i asked you to stop posting because you're annoying and you've gotten exponentially worse

bruins fans are terrible people

>>154346526
You'd have broken ankles and be crying like a bitch you fat fuck

>>154346547
>Lost 2013 final
>Lost 2015 final
>Joe Thornton trade
>Trading Seguin for Erickson
>Marchand trade
>Bergeron and Chara retired
We've been cursed for years. Who has had it worse?

lol sens fans booing their team

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pretty boy marner plays tomorrow :)

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Welp scarr on me, why don't ya? Nawt a bawstan fan actually

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>>154346588
yes

>>154346467
I like their logo with the flags desu

>>154346575
that's how it works nutsy

Who sucks more?
The sens or the canes for barely being able to handle the sens?

>>154346638
both teams would get btfo by my Islanders

>>154346588
It's an Irish thing.

>>154346616
eat cock maritime randy

>>154346524
Bruins fault

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>>154346680
cope we love our canadian canes fans here

>>154346588
I think the transgender nazi livebarn shooter was a bruins fan

Why isn't Detroit playing?

>>154346601
Its time for Gary to move the team to the sunbelt

>>154346732
the senator on that logo is way too white for a canadian

I always knew my broons would choke

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>>154346547
we exist to embarrass the laffs and it's a thankless job

>>154346732
frankie!

>>154346754
Atlanta 3.0

>>154346638
sens obviously
one of three teams on track to be swept the way things are going

>>154346612
You're talking about a player who has 10 seasons in the playoffs and just over 70 games played. Show him some respect.

>>154346742
They did not make the playoffs so their season is over

>>154346765
they're gonna tie it up and then choke anon :3

>>154346765
I held no expectations for getting past the first round
frankly no matter what if our boys are exposing buffalo as just okay like this in the 1st round buffalo is fucked

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>>154345590
Bros... It's not just a meme...

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interference

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Its over

>>154346772
The laffs are the only team you guys are more likeable than. If not for them you'd be the >laffs of the nhl.

>>154346815
mcavoy gets beaten like a fucking rag doll and look how fast he's back on his feet. by the time he retires he's basically going to be a grape in a wheelchair

Swayman can't carry these scrubs hard enough

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benulties ahoy!

>>154346799
They've sucked cock in the last half of the 3rd all series

>>154346815
Looks like Dahlin tried to make that look like an accident.

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>>154346810
you're honestly right. even the fact that they're decent against buffalo is more than I expected

Refs saving the ruins season

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gary wants his gary time damnit

>>154346774
Surely this time will be different

>>154346940
Kindly sick of all the garytime
Not enough blowout games

Shan't be watching softpusys/kings.

>>154346774
>>154346945
I hope they give the Thrashers another chance instead of making up a new name and aesthetic.

>Buffalo going to win the series at home
Pure kino

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>>154346772
true

mad a can'tadian mad in the last thread.

>>154346993
And they'll move to Quebec in less than a decade>>1543

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American cuisine

reminder that buffalo are our guys

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>>154346865
Our Sennies never say die

>>154347075
*colorado avalanche fan cuisine
Ftfy

With Lyon, the broons are cryin

bud won

>>154347094
Sanderson ded

Captain Pickard better start for the Oilies tomorrow or they're cooked

>>154347075
They look like they're still raw.

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what the fuck was the point of that?

also, is "convoy syrup" a fucking trucker convoy reference?

>>154347077
Checked

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR

sabies scarrrr empty netter!!!!

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>>154346773

>pooin3
>bombst3n
>the shitty of Bawsten

the spin move

what hustle out there

>ruins
KWAB

>>154347130
I watched it muted and thought it was about the littlest hobo.

HIS FIRST NHL PLAYOFF GOAL

buffalo pulled a bud

>>154347130
That doggo is a true fan, look at that 1000 yard stare.

>Pasternak looking at his 5 hole

>>154347118
i know :(
>>154347130
its a Sennies thing you wouldn't get it

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>RUINS
HAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NEW COLLAGE INCOMING

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my broons

>>154347199
bud lost thoughbeitever

BROONS FINISHED

WHOA
YEAH
KICKSTART MY HEART

get rekt pooins

>>154347206
>its a Sennies thing you wouldn't get it
I'm trying to understand :(

>>154347209
are we even good enough for a collage?

Welp that wasn't fun
Outta here before the fraudorado troons shit up the thread

>>154347217
>bubblin
>at bud
KWAB

>>154347200
i like that dog

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>IT WAS 1-0
>WOOOOOOOAH
>YEAAAAAAAAH

Gimme a sabers/canes and a ducks/who ever wins the min/dal series in the conference finals.

>>154347209
>collage for game 3 of a 7 game series
Holy fuck NO. collages are supposed to be special not for every fucking game newfag

>>154347212
To get a response like that, he must have been doing something unbearable.

>>154347270
Every Sabres playoff win is special.

>>154347269
no

>>154347243
Sabres winning after 15 years deserves anotha
>shartston chimpout
KEKAROO

>>154347271
>To get a response like that, he must have been doing something unbearable.
t. hoc watching bud rape trb on 04/17/22

>>154347270
yeah whatever just put me in the screencap boomer

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sabies win! good night bros

>>154347271
hahahahahaha

>>154347270
Any and every opportunity to submit bawwwwston

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Woody knows all of Connors secrets and willl defeat him

>>154347300
hyvaa yota pekka :)

>first start
>first win
>goal in NHL debut in the ploffs
KINO GAME

>>154347319
I think your keyboard is broken.

>>154347311
sluts behind all benches should be a league mandated rule

>>154347271
JEN

Yup, Alex Lyon is the guy.
Also, DABRES!!! :D

>>154347300
based finnish bro

My Jetties took a swing on a guy that would probably work out just fine if they were not a dysfunctional organization!

>>154347280
They’re not a charity man come on
Just because they haven’t made it in a while doesn’t mean they should get autistic special treatment
They’ve won games in the conference finals sooner than the randycanes

Game puck straight to Lyon :)

Poor SNES. Getting swept. I really thought they would put up a real struggle.

keep your /hoc/ finn free

>>154347311
My wives

>>154347367
Brady sucks and doesn't GAF, he's out this summer, and the rest of the team is too injured and not good enough

>>154347373
never

No more >finnish goaltending for the sabres

>>154347367
Brady tkachuk is a choking bitch. American captains never ever

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>>154347075
it is physically painful to look at that.

also I discovered that the new citizenship by descent law makes me eligible for Canadian citizenship. I think I might take it anon

three teams i picked in my bracket are practically eliminated already. also picked the mild to win the cup.

>>154347438
kek, I had the pens losing in the finals

>>154346810
Buffalo’s ceiling is the Conference Finals anyways. Beating what’s left of the Canadians or Lightning inevitably puts them against the Canes, which they don’t have a prayer against

>>154347438
You might just be retarded man come on

>>154347416
Pekka is good :(

>>154347438
I picked Pittsburgh. I thought Philadelphia was going to have an embarrassing collapse after working so hard all season to finally get back to the playoffs.

>>154347452
It’s TWO THOUSAND AND TWENTY SIX. Malkin and letang are fuckin elderly and it’s a kyle dubas team what did you genuinely expect

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>>154347414
/hoc/ loves finns <3

>>154347416
heathen

>>154345590
more like >senaturds edition

>>154347420
The Rock Johnson could get Canadian citizenship, his dad was Canadian

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rate their performance so far tonight

>>154347492
thank you brother <3

>chuck chimp out will get him suspended
He wants out BAD

>>154347491
it was late night friday and was just going with feelings, no thoughts. I reckoned that they had 1 more ride left in their bones.

>>154347453
I had the same thoughts. Habs are too small and the blots are too old to last into the 3rd round
The randycanes aren’t a Stanley Cup caliber team though I would expect them to lose in the SCF

Martinook has cramps.

brady tkachimp

What is the point of forcing the refs to call a major to review something, just let them review it lmao

>>154347491
Personally I fell for the Crosby meme for the 2nd time this year.

>N64 Goldeneye theme
So kino......

my avies :)

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DUDE GOLDENEYE PAUSE MUSIC

>>154347438
Same :(

>laffs

>>154347513
Shh. They're about to do something very stupid.

Everyone point and laugh at Boston!

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>>154347512
I'm going to look into it. the irony of course is that I would have to give up one of my citizenships (you can only have two) and that would be US and then in like 18 months into Canadian citizenship I'll end up being made a US citizen again

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Goldeneyes mentioned

>>154347492
no we dont faglord

>>154347586
This chud hates fun.

for me it's the law & order gavel sound effect

>>154347513
maybe a 8.5/10 in canes/sens

>>154347513
billions and billions of missed calls/10

Brady Tkachuk is actually dogshit how is he popular among casual fans at all

>>154347611
this has to be a thing with biracial girls. She looks different in every single picture I have ever seen taken of her

>>154347568
I love Sid but it’s not like he’s been able to force a shit team to the finals even in his prime
He had Phil and Malkin in the glory days

>>154347644
qrd

All the other series are boring as shit compared to the Habs LGBTning desu
Those guys hate each other

>>154347662
drafted high

>>154347662
He’s murrican and has a popular name

>>154347682
Agree 100%. I was most excited for that one and Oils Ducks which would be fun if McDavid played to the ability he’s capable of

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>>154347671
the stream has no audio but he was limping off so it looks like a shot hit him in the foot/leg. while he was ice bathing he got hit with a puck in the same leg

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR

>>154347662
Riding the family name.

>Eric Staal
>Marc Staal
>Jordan Staal
>that other staal

what does the reffie cabal think of issuing nine playoff powerplays in a single game only for nobody to score

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>>154347662
i wonder who goes on the line with jt miller and brady tkachuk. Lafreniere is a great answer but he is probably speaking ottawa senator desu

>>154347749
i hope the wildcats lose

>>154347741
NFL is boring as shit already, why would I watch something even more boring where I know nothing about anyone being discussed?

what is the point of paying your goaltender 8 million dollars when your defence is absolute garbage?

>>154347767
his name is the jannetty staal

>>154347611
Thought this was a photo of Michael Jackson from the thumbnail

>>154347767
Better example is the Sutters. All of them were shit players and shit coaches and birthed shit hockey players yet they get unending nepotism

>>154347800
I dunno, ask the rags why they have a 13 milly goalie to play like absolute dogshit

>>154347513
better last night

>>154347828
>following the >rags is a recipe for success
said no one ever lmao

>>154347741
Jarquarious Mercedes has been selected 145th overal?!?!?!

>>154347820
If you have a problem with Chris Sutter you have a problem with all of /hoc/.

>>154347741
i'm fucking steaming, i wanted my team to pick jacquandrious firearmscharges

we wuz kangz nd shit

knights play tomorrow

>no kazoos

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we DO love Chris here

>>154347513
Perfect as always. Refs always win, baby

>>154347741
Genuinely what kind of mongoloid would watch a draft, literally a draft where they pick players instead of the STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS, or even the nba playoffs and baseball
Literally who cares I could find that shit out tomorrow and get the exact same experience
Unless needing to see sweaty handshakes is somehow essential to the experience??

>>154347741
What position is Jadonkus Washington-Infiniti supposed to be drafted? I'm wondering if my team should gun for him or La'Quandepreciation Brown.

>>154347904
the "omegaverse" is the only thing about the femcel fanfic stuff that actually bugs me out

>>154347939
What does any of this mean?

>>154347881
based

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>>154347939

>>154347800
They should have signed Swayman before trading Ullmark. Those university of maine business classes taught him well

that sens fan was cryin kwab

Timmy pounded some Russian bussy

>>154347662
They confuse him with his brother

>>154348030
tears wont make that franchise good
lmao

>>154348030
Wouldn't you cry if your team sucked
They're booing these niggas

>>154347741
forgot it was thursday and bills shouldn't be doing anything interesting at all.

>>154347075
>garloids on pizza
why

>down 0-3 in the first round
just senaturds things

Why didn't the sens take a time out lol
Dogshit team

>>154347741
>MUH NIGGERS

CANES WIN!!!
\o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\

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The King ass-ripping on his roomies door = Sabres
The roommate = Bawston.
DAYUM
https://youtu.be/Gr0rPZVVazc?si=bN3VWYymqDsIxEvC

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Every town
Has its ups and downs
Sometime ups
Outnumber the downs

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Brutal, Oh well. We have them right where we want them, For the reverse sweep.

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>canes beat ottawa

>>154347904
this dude is hilarious

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I'M SURGING

>>154348083
a latinx chad was taken first overall

>>154348088
Why is Shart Hughes there

>>154348095
They tried their best, Bruce :(

good gravy the sens are bad

>>154348115
eat cock maritime randy

>KONGS
Why are they even playing this series out

>k1ngs

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>>154347983
>>154348018
>The Omegaverse, or A/B/O (Alpha/Beta/Omega), is an alternate universe subgenre of romance and erotic fiction where characters have biological "dynamics" based on a rigid, quasi-wolf-like hierarchy. Humans possess secondary genders—dominant Alphas, neutral Betas, and submissive/nurturing Omegas—characterized by pheromones, heats/ruts, and specialized reproductive biology.

>k1ngs

>>154348092
CANIACS RISE UP (｡◕‿‿◕｡)