Where is Brady going?

My penguins ):

>>154350737
into celebrity boxing with jake paul

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>>154350737
he'll join his buddy matthews in LA

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>3 games
>0 points
Is this loser serious?

>>154350737
>>154350782
Brady's time in Ottawa has to be nearing an end, right?
Underwhelming playoffs, team going nowhere, fans are turning on him (Choking + America), American stars are fleeing Canadian teams.

>>154350794
>american stars
an oxymoron

but why did he wait so long to pull forsberg

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>>154350794
>American stars

>Brady Tkachuk: 8 Years
>Drake Batherson: 8 Years
>Thomas Chabot: 9 Years
>Tim Stutzle: 6 Years
They're calling it the most mediocre core ever locked up long-term

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there's no way gary will allow three sweeps. which one(s) do you think he'll fix? i think he's going to give the pongs one

>>154350782
he pulled this shit last season in the same spot vs the laffs
>"This obviously isn't the situation we drew up, but make it the hardest challenge of them all," Tkachuk said. "I've been saying this a lot – it's not too long ago I watched the Red Sox versus Yankees documentary when they came back from 0-3, so it's been done before, and I believe that it can happen again."

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>yes, the Avalanche won, but where was MacKinnon?

>>154350848
It's gotta be Pittsburgh.
Crosby's triumphant return to the postseason and he gets swept by a bunch of goons and zoomers? Not on Gary's watch.

my Flames are going to win the draft lottery

>>154350782
Yeah

>>154350883
It’s so over for my penguins ):

McDavid is going to get a hattrick. He is legit pissed after their loss last game

>>154351093
He’s always pissed

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>>154350781
>>154350737
I'm glad they'll get to play in a real country for the first time in their careers

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>>154350794
>American stars are fleeing Canadian teams

Alhumdulilah

>>154350804
You lost

Snoodpuck

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What's happening to my Jiggabroons?

>>154351116
>>154351124
lmao rent free

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>Guess who's back. Back again. Sens are back, pesky Sens.

>So step on up we'll bring the HEAT 'cause we need a little controversy. Yeah we'll make you look worse than the Leafs 'cause the Sens are bound for Lord Stanley.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1776959720978900.mp4" target="_blank">https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1776959720978900.mp4

>>154351186
i made it 6 seconds before i closed it

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I hit a badger with the work car tonight. Fortunately I managed to almost brake to a full stop before I hit it, so it just rolled over two or three times then scurried off. Those bastards are almost hard as rocks and can completely fuck the undercarriage if you hit them at speed.

>>154351186
The girl made a wise choice to hide her face the entire video.

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ZAMNNNNNN sens wags look like that??!!

>>154350782
zero goals
zero assists
-3
11 penalty minutes (one goal against)

>>154351206
>blonde bleached hair
Their roots are darker than Kunta Kinte

>>154351206
that might be the first asian wife of an nhl player that i've ever seen

>>154351206
which team has the least amount of blonde wives?

>>154351206
Lmao those dumb sluts have to live in Ottawa

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>>154351180

>>154351206
god the Sens are cheap. Can't even give them a sheet to lay down on the floor for them. Hartless.

>>154351186
Canucks have always done it better:
https://youtu.be/-Gpsj-bFJZk?si=J5qIn5cqeHRpIcLE

slopdown? cancelled

>2026 playoff game winning goals
>roy: 1
>marner: 0
looks like we do indeed still call them that here

>>154351355
how many does Brady have?

>>154351363
nobody cares

>>154351363
as many as it takes

>>154351441
Matthew does. I am sure of it.

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>>154351363

I for one am going to be overjoyed once Edmongton, Montfake, and Blottawa are out of the playoffs so Boston Pizza and their stupid ads can fuck off.

>>154351483
they are just playing into The Narrative so people will go buy their overpriced microwaved slop to watch the playoffs despite their team being out

>>154351206
why are so many wegs fake blondes?

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poor sens, I wanted them to go further but when up against Rod and his Bod there really was no other outcome

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>>154351666
>Craig Button's kiss of death
It was over before it began

who is gary going to hire to ref the next philly game?
lemieux and who else?

>>154350883
>by a bunch of goons
? all the goons are in the piss coloured jerseys

>>154351278
>iH
what did she mean by that?

>real retarded pole hours
I'm out

>>154351822
>running away from a fair fight
classic pengshit enjoyer

>>154351804
gary will ref the next game in person

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What do you think is the best series so far in the 1st round?

>>154351855
habs vs tranpa

>>154351862
yeah seconded, between all on ice antics and the death threats it's been fun and i hope it goes to 7 games

>>154351792
>jay onrait
i thought that nigga retired

If you were Gary, what measures would you take to save this dogshit playoff?
>remove pittsburgh and replace them with devils
>annul the results in the stars-wild series and start it over
>make the oilers-ducks series best of 9
>rename utah mammoth to the utah hockey club again

>>154351922
>thinks he can script better than Gary
Get a load of this goy

>>154351922
i would not tamper with the integrity of the sport for short-term gain

I'm sorry I just don't see the senators lifting lord stanley anytime soon

>>154352075
If you did that, then you would not be Gary.

Gotta put this Brady tkachuk kid in a devils sweater - perfect fit on NJs end anyway

Good morning /hoc/
Coffee time
Go dabres!

>>154351877
Where the death threats actually real?
Habs fan really started sperging out on social media and DMing shit like "I'M GOING TO LE KILL YOU"?

>>154351448
nope he had zero at that tournament too

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>>154352525
Good morning semi-compatriot. It is nighttime here so I'm just having a couple cheeky beers on the couch, but my coffee machine has gotten it's weekly sparkling clean and it's programmed to brew at 6am tomorrow.

Go Broons!

>>154352605
real? yes, but the retards sending those messages, like nearly all tards sending death threats, would never carry them out. but yes the spergs did sperg, as per usual.

>>154352623
looks comfy

>>154352636
I agree that 99% of death threats of social media are toothless
They need to take a lesson from Bryzgalov

>>154352623
Bruins will lose in 6

>>154352658
indeed, were we all to take to heart the wisdom if ilya, earth would be a utopia

>>154352721
of*

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KWAB

>>154352766
ummmmm attempted murder much?

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>>154352711
I know. My own bracket prediction was exactly that. Gosh it would be fun if they underdogged this one, but there's always next year.
>>154352654
Thanks anon, it is. I like my house. Especially chillie autumn nights like this.

>>154351922
>If you were Gary
stopped reading there
i would just immediately kill myself

Our habs regain the initiative tonight

>3 potential sweeps on the table
Gary realized this year's playoffs are shit and he's trying to expedite them.

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>>154351288
>mfw

>>154353192
Your hasbs get belt to ass tonight.

>>154353259
go back to bed hagel you fucking BAGEL

>>154353239
He knows Lebron, Bronnie, the Lakies are taking up all the headlines. No point in scripting anything of note until they get swept next week.

Has Zach Hymann considered using daddy’s money to buy him a stanley cup?

My Sensies couldn't pull off the reverse sweep against the >laffs. Why do they think they can do it against the Randies?

Randy cock way too big for smoll canacuck cock

>>154353377
if they cant sell hopeium then all is lost

>>154353384
eat rock candy

the >laffs have the same number of playoff wins this season as the >senaturds
what an awful province

>>154353377
>>154353384
people keep forgetting that >we are an elite team just because >we keep getting swept in the conference finals
but hey, we got 1 last year! maybe this year we can make it 2.

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Despite everything, I'm still rooting for McDavid.

Happy Friday! Today I saw a flames fan pull down his pants at the urinal

>>154353491
u suck him?

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>mfw >laffs started talking about first round wins near me

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It’s up

>>154353453
The NHL needs one Ontarian team to shit the bed in the first round every year. It's Gary's law.

>>154353614
I never thought about it that way

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>>154353594
it's been fun bros. can we just make sure the sunbelts don't

>>154353594
my dabres :)

>>154353614
>tranpa gay

>>154353629
I don’t mind losing to Buffalo as long as they win the eastern conference. They’re a soulful team

thread full of forever loser cuck mentality ewww get away from me

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>>154353629
sorry bro, it's our year

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>>154353742

>>154353770
stones in glass houses and all that

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>>154353770
#NeverBlackPill

>>154353768
Honestly I'm okay with that. But if I'm going to pick a sunny team it's Tampa Bay. I hate that I respect them but I do respect them.

Not that it's over for the Bruins yet

>>154353770
Get that man a beanie baby, asap.

>>154353897
reddit on bottom left

>>154353594
What are they smoking. Canes aren't even playing great right now. Sens just play worse.

I want to see the habs and sabres both advance just to see the atmosphere in Buffalo with a split crowd for a playoff game

>>154353988
God that atmosphere would be kino

>>154353742
>1993

>>154353988
>>154354061
I agree. Sabres/Habs would be a fun series.

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brady's gold medal made of jewish clippings is infinitely more valuable than some gary award. he's done good. he can retire now.

>>154353800
Swayman can only carry the team so far. Pasta looks beyond washed

>>154354134
"This is the story of a team that made the playoffs despite garbage goaltending. They finally got good goaltending but ended up getting swept anyway. The end."

thank gary its friday just had a pizza and the first of many beers

>>154354214
What pizza did you have? What beer are you drinking? How many are you planning to have?

>>154354214
Save some for me! I still have a full day of waging remaining

>>154354214
okay, but let's drink responsibly

Our sennies :(

>>154354232
are you his wife?

>>154354250
I still had hope for the reverse sweep last year because it was the >laffs they were up against but >we're pretty much fucked this year brother :(

>>154353473
me in the back left taking creep shots of McDavid's bum

>>154354291
that's kinda gay bro

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>>154354250
>>154354281
>senaturds

my bolties finna violate the dumb frogs tonight in their own barn

It's been pretty funny watching Habs fans shit on Leafs fans for running Marner out of town, but now that they're sending death threats to Kirby Dach they're going
>DUUUUUR WE'RE A BIG FANBASE SO OF COURSE THERE ARE A FEW BAD ACTORS

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i'm so pissed
i've watched this whole movie and there was no single mention of my flyers...

>>154354308
>laffs

To be desu with you, I believe whoever wins the Habs Tampon series takes the cup, no other series has as much energy or, as the kids say, that dog in them to win it all

Our Sennies never say die

>>154354232
>salami peperoni garlic
>falcon export
>8

>>154354239
i actually have another one in the fridge because they burnt one and gave it to me for free kwab

Colorado, Dallas and Carolina are the only teams who could win it

Carolina is going to take the cup not because they are good, just that every else around them became bad before they did.

>>154354365
I just ran my marner out of town if you know what I mean

if the canes win a cup I will buy one of their jerseys and let /hoc/ decide which player's it is

>>154354365
Difference being Marner was the entire offense and a bonafide superstar where Dach is a shitty plug.

>>154354563
Well it has to be bussi

>>154354540
I'm gonna throw Buffalo into that mix too for shits and giggles even though we all know Gary doesn't want a spiritually Canadian team winning the Cup

>>154354537
Yeah they made a customer for life

* flush it down *

>>154354615
Me when I take a huge morning Marner

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>Canadiens
>Mammoth
>Oilers

>>154354738
Retard

>>154354498
*gets swept*

>>154354308
they should fire Green. He is overreliant on his systems and always gets exposed by teams that also know how to organize. If it wasn't for the St. Louis flu, Demko playing out of his mind, and COVID there is no way the Canucks go on any sort of run in the bubble.

Secondly, Brady requests a trade to hide behind Matthew when?

>>154354552
they will fall in the Conf Finals again. If you believe otherwise you are drinking a bit too much and need to stop.

>>154354625
Me after Korean barbecue

>>154354580
not going to happen. Tampa Bay is going to win the East this year and it is so bloody obvious as is Colorado in the West. The """excitement""" that Gary is trying to construct as a narrative for the ploffs is so forced that anyone with half a brain can already see the outcome.

>>154354908
it's gonna be dallas vs carolina so gary wins either way

>>154354882
shitzle up the middle is a failed experiment
the roster is extremely weak at centre and rhd
going absolutely no where next season without address this

>>154354908
Gary is getting lazy with his scripts

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>>154354908

>>154354738
thanks gay wizard

Feel like Popeye's on average is the worst managed fast food joint

>>154355129
I’ve seen some Dunks that seem to have been operating on a Haiti-like organizational structure.

flagged the phishing training module email from IT as a phishing email
kwab go flames

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>>154355203
its over.

>>154355203
As if it wasn't over already

>>154355202
>hatian org
We dont have dunkin here but that sounds like the tims in the small town I grew up in

>>154355129
Have you been to a jack in the box yet?

>>154355129
I think that's more in the clientele that frequent Popeye's. Slop in = slop out.

>>154355328
gritty should rape the crosby penguin

>>154355310
No that's a Sunbelt chain

>>154355129
first Popeyes that open in Ottawa was shutdown 5 minutes into the first day because someone was so excited they drove through the front doors.

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>>154355328
>Shittsburgh

>>154355328
what if they hang the penguin from the rafters after finishing the sweep

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>>154355328
me drinking all the salty tears

>>154355328
lmao what a lebbit cuck

>>154355341
Pipeyes also is. But no, no one has seen poorly managed till they go to a jack in the box.

>>154355328
lmao

this is a big night for hockey

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>Here's that "Built for playoff hockey" captain I was telling you about

In the /hoc/ vs. hetero 1st rd series, hetero is up 3-0.

>>154355338
Popeyes would nothing without their lives

>>154355485
cope he has 8 hits

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>>154355328
that's hilarious

>>154355515
And a fight!

>>154355485
which retard franchise is going to make a big gay show about rescuing this american hero from his pussy canadian team and really unleashing the dogs and then completely eat shit on his contract, and why is it the rags

>>154355515
and a fight

>>154355328
remember when they cut the jet in half?

is brady tkachuk gen z blake wheeler?

>>154355515
a fight too

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I thought Florida didn't care about hockey?

>>154355593
the sunbelt teams on that list dont count its canadians flying down to watch games because tickets are cheaper there

>>154355485
Is the Tkachuk family the most fraudulent hockey family of all times?

>>154355593
I don't care about Florida

>>154355593
outdoor game skewing the numbers

>>154355606
Now explain Tampa

>>154355625
the lightning had one too
64 000 showed up

>>154355536
Unironically the Rangers

Game 3-4ish ranking

Contenders
>Stars
>Oilers
>Lightning
>Knights
>Avalanche
Meme teams
>Wild
>Flyers
>Sabres
>Hurricanes
Speed bumps
>Ducks
>Sens
>Kings
>Habs
>Bruins
>Mammoth
>Penguins

>>154355683
contenders should be able to beat meme teams at 5on5

>>154355691
Why?

>>154355708
Minnesotas winning the series 11-9 on aggregate and basically youre a pp baby

>>154355727
>Minnesota is winning when we ignore goals I don't like
Being able to PK is a part of winning the Stanley Cup too

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Well, /hoc/?
What impact will Bell Centre fans have on the Canadiens-Lightning series?

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>>154355485
Risto at least is actually built for playoff hockey

>>154355743
5 on 5 is a bigger portion of the game so it should be rewarded better

gotta get pucks in deep tonight

>>154355763
Those fans will be gay and retarded.

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OH N...

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>>154355763

>>154355593
Utah needs more time

>>154355328
This is parody

>>154355825
and what happened when those russian bucks went to see the flyers? broken bucks. ;-)

>>154355870
raped retard

>log into hoc
>raped retard replying to xim/xerself all day
holy grimoly

sundays the last day we'll get 4 playoff games in one day unless the kings avoid getting swept

>>154355763
The biggest group of the gayest and retardest gay retards in the league screeching and booing so hard Kucherov's head literally explodes and Dobes becomes possessed by the spirit of Ken Dryden.

>>154355875
yes that russians did get raped so hard that had to leave the ice and look like retards

>>154355897
The season is coming to an end :(

>>154355918
They aren't playing in Florida though

>>154355825
>rags

>>154353594
>the snowbelt's future now lies in buffalo and montreal's hands
grim

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>>154355775

>>154356042
if any leaf team would win it, I guess I could accept montreal

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>>154355080

>>154356049
Nobody learned anything from the Chara incident

>>154355918
>The biggest group of the gayest and retardest gay retards in the league screeching and booing so hard
Laffs are out of the playoffs though.

What's been the most forgettable series so far?
For me, it's Utah/Vegas

>>154355606
Oe game out of 41 isn't going to skew much. Florida's avg without the outdoor game is 19,413 so they'd still be third highest on the list

>>154350794
>American stars
like on the flag?

>>154356074
randies/snes is really boring

>>154356058
qrd?

>>154356116
36 000 in attendance isnt as much of an outlier like the tampa game
florida won b2b cups last season, the fanbase should be engaged

>>154356274
>florida won b2b cups last season, the fanbase should be engaged
Gary raised a generation of Floridian fans who expect nothing but absolute success.

are my sabres, dare i say, back?

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Which team is the biggest dud of this post-season so far?

>>154356389
pens

>>154356377
>Floridian fans who expect nothing but absolute success.
anon, look at the list of florida panthers seasons

>>154356231
Habs fans called the cops on Chara

>>154356389
Pens. Nobody expected the kangz to be decent

>>154356399
jimmy olsen over here

>>154356274
Last season Tampa played no outdoor games and was 4th in avg attendance

i didnt go to any nhl games last year

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Millennials are washed fr fr

>>154356049
Kwab

>>154356479
Neither did I. I regret not seeing collegepuck though

>>154356180
I’m not a big hockey viewer why do you guys call the canes the randies

1 more bong of waging

many more bongs of not asking

>>154356467
another gary special with 3 scfs this decade

>>154356545
i got home 1 bong ago and it started raining :(

>>154356581
It’s supposed to be cold and rainy tomorrow :(

>>154356581
We are in a drought in Tampa

>>154356591
>in a drought
>next to a literal ocean

>>154356610
You can't hug your children with nuclear arms and you can't water your lawn with salt water

>>154356620
>you can't water your lawn with salt water
sounds like a skill issue

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just roasted up some carrots, bros

>>154356660
Yum! What other snacks do you have prepared for hockey?

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>>154356688
I have some apples to slice up and also some oranges

>>154356660
>>154356715
what about protein? you need to bulk up to survive the winter

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>>154356823

>>154356823
How can they see the puck?

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>>154356860
Beg for mercy

And boy, did you Luleå sami did that

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>>154356386

>>154356886
They drop it down before puck drop

hampage: cancelled
dark: cancelled
elevation: cancelled
shockwave: precancelled
translission: cant draw 200k and will be cancelled next

>>154356888
Checked and cool

Been a nice little ride for hasbs, but it ends tonight.

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2 more hours

I know a guy who did a term in federal pounding in the ass prison

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is Florida winning the Lottery the worst result? I mean, it would force the Laffs to give their pick to the bruins, which would be hilarious.

>>154356992
yeah your gay boyfriend

>>154356888
t. inbred

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>>154357087
The laffs have a 58% chance of losing that pick to Boston
>laffs

>>154357087
Leafs only have to drop 1 spot to lose that draft pick. I don't think it matters either way if they get to to keep it or not. Everyone in that organization is so incompetent that they will probably draft a player then just keep him until signing him to a NHL contract in 3 seasons.

A competent organization would package the pick to a rebuilding team that also picks high in the draft for two good players or one great.

>>154357135
the laffs could be even worse next season

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>>154357124
>the Finnish-Sami-Swedish reindeer molester mutt's last resort in an argument is to call his superiors "inbred"

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WAGING IS OVER :DDD
TIME FOR PLAYOFF HOCKEY

>>154357228
:D
i cant fucking WAIT to mow my wet overgrown lawn tomorrow!!!

Lightning bros...I'm scared...le Bell Centre is going to be rockin' tonight...

is being the higher seed a meme? if you split the first 2, you basically have the advantage because 3 of the next 5 will be home games

>>154357288
its Centre Bell ya filthy casual newfag fuck

>>154357164
And next year’s 1st goes to Chicago, I think

>>154357327
Learn how to spell kwab

>>154357358
hampage got cancelled

my hawkies :)

does the ceremonial puck drop count statistically?