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HEAVE HO UNNA

All these services do is remind me what we've lost as a country.

>>154351857
UP THERE CAZA--ACK!

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>It took him 10 minutes to make this thread with all that lack of detail

wonder how many new australians I'll see up at kings park early tomorrow morning

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>going to a mates place tomorrow to watch footy, play some vidya and drink beers
>the other guys asked me to bring some snacks
>think to myself ill go tomorrow morning
>also need beers
>just realise shops are closed tomorrow

>All these people pulling out there phones to film this
Why? You will never watch this again.

>>154351876
servos will be open?

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Tonight's kino = sorted

Will Macca's be open tomorrow?

>People clapping
What happened to silence?

>>154351883
Friday WHAT???

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>>154351883
Our new nig...

>>154351878
so they can get internet points from their e-friends

>>154351885
Never closes.

Apparently Ben Robert Smith is doing the coin toss.

>Zion Marisegan

rekon they will go bigger this year and next on patriotic shit to convince whitey to die in whatever war they have planned for 2027?

>>154351899
I thought they said that as well lol

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this guy is everywhere

>>154351857
fuckhead willy ed needs to be suspended for that shit
almost killed a man and his only reaction is to try pulling down another man's pants like the vfl poof he is
he will never be afl material

>>154351905
I think they've fucked themselves desu. You can't teach people for generations that they're invaders on stolen land that have no right to exist and their racist people deserve to be ethnically replaced and then tell them they need to fight to preserve that. Not to mention literally everyone under 55 hates Israel and doesn't want to die for any of their wars.

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>>154351867
pickle
>>154351871
bakes is hard job

I need a japanese wife right now

>>154351871
Unironically justifies Turbo's threads

>>154351914
Also don't forget all the people they shipped in to replace us wont want to fight for Israel either in fact they'd be against it. Yes they might see it as an opportunity to expand their hold on the country as all the white fighting age young men go and die for Israel and they are either left behind or go back home for a year or two and wait out the war then come back and try and take over (which isn't Israel's plan.)

>>154351925
based WMAF chad

This Melbourne team is pretty elite desu

>WMAF
wog male asian female?

>>154351925
You just reminded me that dezi's son is hapa
He's going to make elliot rogers look like an ant compared to what he's about to do in 2033

Isn't it past Balta's bed time?

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Looking forward to seeing what my tiggs dish up tonight. I have a good feeling

>>154351939
They've got a lot of very good kids and are helped that Gawn and Kozi are top 2 by position in the AFL. They also play an attractive brand. Puts them in good stead for the future but I still think there's going to be a dip for them when Gawn finally retires. atm he looks like he could play for five more years but he can't go on forever.

Can I put my hat back on or nah?

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>ai slop

I couldn't give a cunting dogfuck about the ANZACs.

>>154351953
Is his calf usually heavily strapped like that?

>>154351925
>really appreciate the freedoms we've been afforded
yeah cos they totally fought for our freedom in ww1
fuck would the ottomans do

>>154351964
Pretty often from memory. It's his leading leg isn't it. I think it's just so the oppo ruck doesn't tear it up.

>>154351966
didn't mean to (You) you anon, oh well

>>154351963
based knower

mmmm cumming

>>154351876
serve them up a fresh spadge platter

>le anzac day is le bad
aus/pol/ contrarianism

thank god just woke up missed the anzac slop
let me guess uncle colin got a run too?

>>154351981
No one's saying it's bad but it's inadvertently reminding people of things that are bad.

beanpole falls over
>freekick

eleni is umpiring

>>154351990
They weren't kidding about getting a point (goal) just for having a crack

when did it become woke to worship the anzacs?

>noooooo you must suck off and honour the people that were drafted for le ever!!!!!

These are some soft free kicks.

could go for some anzac cookies and milk rn

>>154351998
I guess when people realised we've never fought in wars for our own benefit.

lynch ya poof just fucked my multi

We're getting reemed already by the umpire's. Why does the afl hate Richmond so much? They literally changed rules to stop our domination

>>154352010
woolies anzac bikkies are the best

Gawn getting styled on atm

typical pissant club has hangover after winning their premiership (beating bane)

>>154352020
good thing i didn't captain him hahaha

Feels good listening to Huddo, Whareley, Lyon & Dunstall instead of whoever ch7 have doing this game

>>154352017
thought this said anzac bikinis and got a stiffy thinking about straffos sisters fat tits in the australia bikini

reckon some of you sad cunts just don't like being reminded that men younger than you went and fought for australia under the auspices of good while you simultaneously enable and complain about uberpajeets while contributing nothing

>it's super effective!

sent to slaughter by a country that doesnt give a fuck about you kek

>>154352030
how about you watch the footy mate like the rest of us

>>154352030
kek so true, absolutely nailed em

>>154352030
define "contributing"

the fact that melbourne haven't dominated richmond yet is concerning

>>154352030
confusing the post
the future they fought for is literally the one where we are over run with jeets

Chief just said retarding

Prestia 10 disposals already. On track for 100

i reckon chandler is an ivf baby
can tell by the boxy head

auspices =/= truth

>>154352045
not too clever are you

>>154352046
when does the hammy go?

>>154352058
I'm quite retarded myself tyvm

>good pressure from Melbourne
Nah, Richmond's just shit

>>154352059
>>154352046
weren't they trying to play him at half back for a while?

IF Melbourne were wearing their clash jumper (which they aren't tonight for some dumb fucking reason)...

THEN I still would not watch this horseshit.

Is this a markey game?

Lmao razor ray
Our greatest umpire shill

>>154352072
ummmm jumper clashes only happen with non victorian teams okay!!!!???

>>154352073
no richmond sucks big fat elephant dick

>>154352073
what about the funky bunch?

I’m a big fuckhead

blow out imminent

>got the hiccups
its over

>That spastic overtaking Gawn
SPASTIC

this fucking sucks
its always a blowout when i watch

elenis voice makes me horny

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>>154352109
BOO!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKURhqmSLmM&list=RDPKURhqmSLmM

>>154352112
bet your weight is blowing out you fat cunt

leftists cannot create anything
that is why modern games and movies suck

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>>154352116

>>154352122
GOTTEM

fucking hell let the boys play

>>154351857
>>154351913
he didn't even get fined the cunt

>>154352127
sup

>>154352122
im 146 kg m8
why do you have to hurt?

>>154352124
they devil cannot create he can only imitate or destroy

Pretty dead thread

>>154352146
dawn service tomorrow innit

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>>154352124
>creates a AI representation of a blonde bimbo and gets paid by conservatard simps

>>154352151
So in bed before 8.30pm?

my hot take: anzac biscuits are mid

>>154352156
nah meth all night no sleep

Eleni is genuinely terrible and since this is bigfooty I can say it without simps jumping to defend her.

>>154352124
>muh left
>muh right
You'd do well to stop thinking like this. I don't disagree with you, per se, but I believe you've got your axis wrong.
...would you like to read some of my poetry?

>>154352159
it depends a lot. overbaked hard biscuits are kinda bad, but the soft gooey types are ELITE

>>154352159
Yeah never been a fan but I ate em anyways gotta support the diggers.

>>154352146
I was eating dinner while watching the first quarter. Couldn't shitpost because I was eating with my hands like an animal.

>>154352162
that not 15m call kek?
women literally have fucked perception compared to men

>>154352162
I'd like to see her sportbet account. I can almost guarantee she has a bet on for Melbourne to win

Eleni needs my HWD

>>154352155
Right wing conservatives are leftists in their hearts.
They're also pro government/big tech and they support ""democracy"" and the parliamentary political system which was clearly a trojan horse.

>gawn losing in the ruck to noah 'bedtime' balta
huh

>>154352168
Listen to this man because he knows what he's talking about biscuit-wise.

might post anzac cookie on reddit

Almost falling sleep

>>154352196
keep me posted

>>154352185
struth cunt us aussies don't say that cunt XD

[Verse 1]
Once a jolly swagman camped by a billabong
Under the shade of a Coolibah tree
And he sang as he watched and waited till his billy boiled
You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda with me

[Chorus]
Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda
You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda with me
And he sang as he watched and waited till his billy boiled
You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda with me

[Verse 2]
Down came a jumbuck to drink at that billabong
Up jumped the swagman and grabbed him with glee
And he sang as he shoved that jumbuck in his tucker bag
"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda with me"

[Chorus]
Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda
You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda with me
And he sang as he shoved that jumbuck in his tucker bag
"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda with me"

[Verse 3]
Up rode the squatter mounted on his thoroughbred
Down came the troopers, one, two and three
"Whose that jolly jumbuck you've got in your tucker bag?"
"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda with me"
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Nebelhaus
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Khe Sanh
Cold Chisel
[Chorus]
Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda
You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda with me
"Whose that jolly jumbuck you've got in your tucker bag?"
"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda with me"

[Verse 4]
Up jumped the swagman sprang in to the billabong
"You'll never catch me alive", said he
And his ghost may be heard as you pass by that billabong
"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda with me"

[Chorus]
Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda
You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda with me
And his ghost may be heard as you pass by that billabong
"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda with me"

>>154352196
I went to have a nap earlier and ended up sleeping for hours. Sleeping schedule is fucked now.

With the mood im in tonight I'll be putting someone to sleep permanently soon

>>154352205
>you might also like
huh?

waltzing matilda boo st kilda

sudo forwards seem serviceable but sudo defenders seem like headcase liabilities

CUMDOGGGGGGGGG

It took Nick Daicos 3 years to take a contested mark. Sam Cumming just took one in his first game

>>154351892
so no different from half the sooks here. you're just as much a "normie" as them.

>>154352220
>>154352219
ur not part of the wheel group feta
sorry

>>154352233
holy based fuck pstn and fuck gym

>>154352231
nicks wasn't a contested mark btw

Uhh demon bros?

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>>154352236

>>154352219
I like cj

>>154352184
>world movies full of (((war movies))) today
>3 (((tom hanks))) films on simultaneously
>the boy in the striped pyjamas on twice
they really couldn't make the programming anymore obvious if they tried

lynch had that niga

Do you guys prefer the 1st quarter or the 2nd quarter?

>>154352219
jiath is so shit idk why melbourne wanted him, any time i see him with the ball he looks like a headless chook

>>154352233
i'd bomb their hangars iykwim haha

actually find it really disrespectful non australians are out there

wouldn't mind seeing yasmin duursma get blacked

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had a few anzac biscuits

now time for some Gallipoli burgers

shalom

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*backflips into thread*

>>154352266
>the boy in the striped pyjamas
This movie is utterly ridiculous.

wish i had a boy in striped pyjamas in my bed iykwim haha

>>154352287
is this when his willy popped out

real back and forth affair

it's a no turnovers league. you turn it over you pay a price.

>>154352296
Post your fucking cock now!!

Good game right now desu senpai baka

>>154352284
What's a Gallipoli burger?

I tell you what Anon

>>154352240
upvoted

>>154352298
wrong guy

Tiggs getting absolutely shafted by the rUmps. This is just corruption from the Sportsbet™ employees.

>>154352240
how many (you)s would i get if i posted an anzac service i filmed

thicc tiges trainer

Remember some cunt at one of schools in my area (Gosford High iirc) put some rap music videos on YT under the name "Lil $hmuel" or some shit as a pisstake of Striped Pyjamas becasue that was part of the English curriculum at the time (probably still is)

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based retard umps working these V*couds

Umpiring is a joke

>>154352320
I'd probably watch the webm but unless there's any fat asses in it no (You) from me.

poor ump

nearly two deaths two nights in a row

KWAB

KWAB

KWAB

>>154352332
So are umpires. This faggot's just done his wrist falling over.

kek green maggot made of glass, KWAB the ANZACs are ashamed

Ummm that Richmond trainer is sexy as fuck? Anyone agree?

YES finally! Fucking karma

what's with all this unusual shit going on in footy lately

>>154352291
i don't know anything about it beyond the basic premise but it's such obvious propaganda to bait the goyim into feeling bad for the chosen people who dindu nuffin i never want to see it except as a comedy

broken arm from a bit of leather kek

>>154352343
chakras are all over the place, very bad juju

based Rodan spotted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBWPTAsi0rc&list=RDfBWPTAsi0rc

imagine if eleni got hit in the pussy lol

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I dont understand how this weasel got a job in broadcasting. He has to have one of the most annoying voices I have ever heard. He cant pronounce 't' in any word he says. Fucking whiny, nasally slug of a human

>>154352349
yep crisp

>>154352327
i remember lil $hmyl iykwim haha

it's fucked LOL

>>154352353
with my dick lmao

>>154352343
too much noticing, need to distract the cattle

>>154352358
also i highly doubt he has ever kicked a footy

>>154352161
just like our brave anzacs.

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ynr that malcolms mum was actually a babe

i love fat ass bitches

ACL for Culley? Man, life is cruel.

anudda one

>>154352374
LOL no

Take a drink every time Gary says the word "story" or "storyline"
Everything is an object to him, even a player's knee

>>154352376
Post examples

>>154352377
pretty sure he done one at west coast too

>>154352385
yeah it's not his first

>>154352351
>tfw unironically worked at the Hali for 10 years

why do you guys watch a sport that supports faggots and trannies and also bends the knee to abos?

nice goal kozzy

>>154352392
Because i love faggots and trannies and abos mate

>>154352392
because those things are BASED AF

kozzie kozzy kosi kossy kossie

>>154352385
Shame because he's been playing good footy with his second chance. An ACL will seriously fuck his career.

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>Kozzy Picketztztztztz!

>>154352395
>>154352398
typical Melbourne demon fans

>>154352343
Yze's mournful aura; he invites tragedy

champayne footy by the dees there

>>154352402
disgusting

>>154352376
FAT BITCH FRIDAY

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>>154352376
Define fat.

My local bottleo stays open on public holidays, he just says we have to come in the back entrance :)

>>154352418
duck off zoomer

>>154352218
up with the roos and
down with the blues
your mum is in the shower
with port power

gawn is a flopping cunt

>>154352418
That’s phat not fat

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>>154352422
>zoomer
I'm 40. People of all ages enjoy women's butts.

>>154352418
kirstentoosweet

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>>154352412

would you have sex with sarah perkins

The female bum may look nice but the smell it omits can kill

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>>154352418

Tiggs have been absolutely raped by the scUmps. Is that 4 goals from bullshit frees?

8 of Melbourne's 9 goals have come from free kicks tonight

rigged shit sport with fat slob alco fuckwit airbnb owning fetid cunt commentators that pay for rimjobs in bali

>>154352434
Any footfags wanna rate these little piggies?

NO MORE FUCKING IDRIS ELBA AI ADS WHERE HE WALKS THROUGH A FUCKING OFFICE PLEASE

richmond got a free ride from the maggots last week against MY norfies and they still got raped lol

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>>154352433
She has lovely assets.

>>154352457
Disgusting. The same as all feet

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Is kirstentoosweet's arse real?

>>154352010
just put some in the oven i'll let you know when they're ready

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>>154352412

>>154352467
cheers

Glad he kicked that. Felt like the scum had sucked the contest out of it with bullshit frees.

>tattoos

what would Mario from Doncaster say about that half?

>>154352434
she'sd look good jiggling her fat tits and arse

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>>154352449
>>154352444
free kick tracker u in moite¿

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>>154352464
>untreated softwood in a permanently damp area

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>>154352464
Yeah. That don't make fakes that good. She's just one of those chicks that does nothing in the gym but focus on her ass and that's perfectly fine.

>>154352491
FUCKING
THIS
H
I
S

my dick that is about 1-2 inches bigger and fatter in the morning would love some of these sluts
but my libido at night however doesn't exist and these pics do nothing for me

>>154352491
>>154352497
>focusing on the wood
crisp tradies

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>>154352464
is catwalking a sport?

Had a tradie that was nice, honest and turned up on time today, not sure what to think.

>>154352418
>>154352493
honestly hate this look
hate these foids who go the gym just for this overly developed lower body look

i wank all night

Was Ross the Boss holding Steele back or is he just determined to prove he wasn't finished after the Aints kicked him out? He's been so good this year.

>>154352491
You have a tradie mind like myself. That wood stands no chance and some fat ass bitch is going to learn against it one day and snap it in half

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>>154352469
they need to cool

EW...

>>154352499
same lately it's fucked
i wake up semi or fully hard but don't have time to jack off then when it gets to night i just feel meh

>>154352507
Phwoar
>Tattoos
ACK

>>154352516
looking scrumptious, please tell me if they are chewy on the inside when they have cooled

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>>154352507
Give it time and it will be.

>>154352509
I enjoy it but I like all sorts of things.

>>154352509
why are you crying?

>>154352516
Gonna need a cross section after you've taken a bite out of one of these bad boys.

>>154352320
not as many as the webm of nowttoez's ohnoez last night

>>154352526
what a classless event

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this thread

Strong black tea + splash of milk + teaspoon of sugar

kirstentoosweet has a perfect pussy and asshole

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>>154352535
Hey, it's fashion, okay? You just don't get it.

Don't care for the name Kirsten, me

>>154352547
What about Kristen?

>>154352526
I'm assuming this is some sort of exhibition for rich emirates that live in dubai

i dont eaven watch porn anymore because i've seen it all

>>154352486
giving away more free kicks than you get can also just be a sign of poor skill etc

>>154352551
Reminds me of this fat unattractive girl from high school, so no it disgusts me

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>>154352541
I demand proof of these wild allegations!

>>154352546
thats my fav ass phenotype

>>154352554
hmm..

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>>154352554
"all" you say?

>>154352553
miami fashion week.

Playing Persona 5 for about the 6th time desu

>>154352578
same thing

tigers need to start winning it at the cold face

>>154352579
I don't like anime and find dating sim shit cringe. Sell me on why I should play this game.

I like to party with my penis out

>>154352586
It's a doggy dog world.

imagine being a big fat pig and stuffing your face to capacity must be heavenly

>>154352583
no its not. arabs don't into FL. It's strictly latinos, jews, poor whites, waspy types and hoodrich nigras. not even a sizeable asian pop, viets and laotians are tehh biggest of the slopes there.

>>154352593
I kinda want to become one of those hyper-obese bedridden sacks of shit that are enabled by feeder wife.

>>154352589
you stay away from my mashed potato.

>>154352603
Do you leave a bit of skin on or nah?

>>154352464
>>154352491
wouldn't mind if she untreated my softwood in her permanently damp area iykwim haha

off to watch a movie

>>154352601
hell yeah spend 50 bucks on HJs a night and pass out gooning on my ps5

mashed pumpkin > mashed potato

>>154352579
already played it on ps4 ages ago but might get it on steam since i haven't played it in 5 years and it's cheap rn

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>>154352530
>>154352524
they're chewy

Do you blokes like VB?

kek

>>154352617
VERY situation dependent
I like mash pumpkin probably more than mash potato but could not imagine a pot pie with peas and mash pumpkin

>Bwodie

>>154352572
did i stutter champ

>>154352608
im not too precious about it, its nice and adds texture . I add horseradish and bacon or lardons to mine, thats manatory. and delicious.

>>154352624
No, it is a very effeminate beer, tastes like the moscato of beers, sweet chick drink shit

for me it's soup/stew/broth every night
peasantmaxxing is a good way to stay lean and healthy

>>154352621
Looking good. Could go a few of these with a big glass of milk right now.

>>154352644
Based and humblepilled stewmaxxer

>>154352621
lgm

I'm Cumming!

>>154352630
you will after your jaw is atomised nonce

>>154352621
mmf nice plate too

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>>154352588
idk it's just a really good game. I don't care about the dating shit either and purposefully picked the least popular girl last time I played it.
The writing is far from perfect and it is genuinely cringeworthy at times, but it IS all excused when taking the game in its whole. These games are the sum of their parts. If you're at all a fan of turn-based rpgs I recommend you play it.
t. generally prefers mainline SMT

>>154352620
Have both versions on ps4 but got the steam version in a humble bundle a few months ago. Installed it while I was drunk a few weeks ago (it's like 40gb so it's a commitment)

>feed off to fritsch into a shit kick
why do they keep doing this

>>154352614
will it be (((tom hanks))) or (((world war zog))) tonight goy?

>>154352621
B A S ED D

>>154352653
hi dad i'm dad

>>154352637
But blokey bloke blokes and bogans drink it

AND HERE COME THE TIGGERS

Tom Lurch

EVEN WHEN HE KICKS THE GOAL HE'S A RETARD

>Doesn't kwab the goal
>Gravity naturally kwab'd him anyway
Kek

>>154352655
xavier tuckshop in 15 minutes champ

>>154352661
probably a random nick cage movie

qt Richmond watering girl alert

tom lunch

wonder how much elenis match worn knickers would auction off for
wouldnt mind a sniff myself

anyone want to read what I writted today?>

>>154352677
put the bluray back in the box iykwim haha

>>154352686
yes

>>154352686
sure

>>154352678
Pervert cunt

getting bullied on /v/ again lads