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Fill in the blanks
___________ is like winning the world series for the ________________ fans.

>>154354728
kek love this clip

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dev is still shook

>TERRY LISTEN TO ME AND LET ME HEAR WHAT I'M SAYIN
kek

>>154354753
>get a handle
is my favorite line, I use it when I can

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Yankees.

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reds

>>154354752
Stearns will continue to trot him out there though

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berdinals

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Why is there no midday baseball today

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>>154354802
CAWK!

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>>154354802

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>>154354708
Os

>>154354806
cubs aint at home

Induct Bobby Abreu

>>154354818
indict*

>>154354729
Winning games
Mets

Jon Bois series on the history of mound charging starts dropping today :)

>>154354821
no. he had Jimmy Rollins and Pat Burrell eating arepas homemade by his mom!

>>154354828
Is that before or after he loses in his madeup sports?

>>154354729
>Scoring a run
>'dians

>>154354802
Gape em

>>154354729
Posting on /mlb/
Retards

kek doyerpacos

>>154354867
>for the Retards fans.
Way to self report

>>154354729
Winning the World Series
World Series winners

Is 40k total for a 2-year master's degree considered expensive in eagleland?

>>154354889
Yea I'm fucking retarded you fucking retard. Why else would I be posting here? Anyway go Brewers

is this nu tho? I have my suspicions.

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>>154354844
>Pat Burrell
pat burrell is hilarious and seems like an incredible dude
https://youtu.be/lZ0M36AEGyE?si=uoUIgadKhaf0XrkE

>>154354902
I thought we were just joking about being autistic in a "haha I like military vehicles I'm so autistic" typa way

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Thoughts on the weekend slate?

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>>154354987
all slurpers

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>>154354987
not a single slurper

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>>154354987
we all will be watching the rocks gape the mets, i presume?

>>154354987
max gonna get blown up even worse than his last outing

>>154354987
Chicago girl here. Need to Doordash some more hot dogs

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>>154354987
All marquee matchups

I'm a Cubs girl and I love hot dogs!

>>154354987
>the gayest game is on Apple SheV+
makes sense

>>154354987
excited for cubgers, filled with hate that two of the three games are national broadcasts, one of which on a streaming service that I don't have

Cubs girls are real :)

>>154355079
WTF that's literally me!!

Are we the only genny with women in it?

>>154355122
>we

>>154355055
this anon gets it

>>154354987
Apple got the only two good games

>>154355152
Philly vs Atlanta is hardly a "good game" unless you're an Atlanta fan or a Philly hater.

>>154354987
For me, it's the Nats vs Sox.

Boston can suck our dick I don’t even care about 28
Let the others catch up

>>154354893
No.

Cubs girl here

fuck the cubs

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>>154355176
>our dick

>>154355166
trap series, Philly is gonna win.

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>>154354987
>>154355168
wife is out of town this weekend and I've been itching to get to a ballgame, might head up to rate field solo on saturday for the slurper, then find a spot to watch the real Marquee™ matchup that night

R/baseball isnt going to let you hit. The amount of Dodgers fan i see shitting on this kid for playing baseball is actually insane. You really think Giants fan is going to shit on their player if one of them say "fuck em" to the Dodgers? Hell no. That player would actually be celebrated in their sub.

It’s up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZs5M-D2eNc

>>154355242
Sounds like a plan. It should be a fun game, terrible baseball, but still fun to watch.

>>154355242
based traveling ballpark enjoyer

rushing is a bum. Pages is a headcase too, but at least Pages looks like he would charge the mound whenever someone tilts him. Rushing is all talk and dirty plays but would probably start crying if confronted for real

>>154355242
Come on Tuesday the 28th. I'll be where with half my fantasy baseball league.

>>154355230
I'm a Phillies fan and it would be the most Phillies thing ever to end the losing streak by taking 2/3 in Atlanta, a week after being swept by Atlanta at home.

But I personally hope they just keep losing. Maybe a 20 game losing streak will finally make ownership understand that this era of the Phillies is over and it's time to admit defeat and start rebuilding.

>>154355312
Who would you deal at the deadline?

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>>154355242
>lives in Gary
>wife cheats on him
>doyer fan
>can't even afford to see them when they visit wrigley so he goes to a White Sox game instead

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Good morning, I posted in the last thread because I didn't think you'd finish it before I scrolled to the bottom.

>>154355258
>bro INFOGRAPHICS
I'll pass

>>154355323
It's gonna be tricky dealing anyone because they have so many terrible long-term contracts. Schwarber just started a 5 year deal, Harper is signed through 2031, Turner is signed through 2033, Nola is signed through 2030.

Maybe you could flip Turner or Harper if you also paid a shit load of their remaining salary. I mean the Marlins managed to offload Stanton. But realistically, I would trade Wheeler and/or JT. As well as the short term contracts like Garcia and the young guys still in arbitration.

>>154355343
GA (good afternoon)

>>154355367
Soooo... baseball?

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Why would the Poodres and Sneks agree to play in a country where the majority supports the Dodgers? Even Tijuana supports the Dodgers more than the Poodres.

>>154355323
Marsh to the Angels

>>154354729
grooming children on discord
cubs

>>154355396
You would know that, fuwawapaco

pedopaco

>>154355396
Mexicans are fairweather bandwagoners who will drop the dodgers the moment they aren't dominantating anymore

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>>154355443
>dominantating

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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO /MLB/
>/mlb/ *clap clap clapclapclap*

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>>154355467
dogders kek!

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>>154355326
west lafayette actually. if she cheats on me then I'll cheat back.

>>154355489
Does she work at Purdue?

Not relocating.

>>154355242
Girls trip to Jamaica again?

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cuckmets lol

posting another man's dog as your avatar is gay

it's a doyers fan that goes without saying. actually an improvement over a tranime avatar

>>154355548
Dingers going to Ding

>>154355580
coward

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what happens if a tigga hits the ball here? free pizzer?

>>154355499
no but the family is obsessed with the boilermakers
>>154355281
I'm sure you and your friends are fun and all but I don't want to meet any of you on here ever

>>154355613
did they make it bigger?

>>154355541
Kokomo, actually.

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>>154355630
Mrs. Met has been getting around while all Mr. Met can do is have pancake triple plays with Pete Alonso and trip at concerts

Bermuda Bahamas cmon pretty mama

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mr met has been... busy

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>>154355645

>>154355656
>hover hand
kek

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>>154355386
I still got 30 minutes buster don't rush me.

mr met is a faggot

>>154355692
no u.

Omigoshies

>>154355396
no one goes to dbacks games so might as well move some to Mexico

Not relocating.

>>154355692
you gotta wonder about the mental state of someone who gets so worked about a baseball mascot, you just gotta.

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>>154355686
finish the coffee, FROG

>>154355614
Psssh, your loss nerd. Also fuck Purdue, great Engineering program though.

>>154355738
>Purdue, great Engineering program though.
True, went to RPI instead of there, but their program is great

>>154355711
I have some questions about AZ's stadium:
1. Is it enclosed
2. How strong is the AC system
The answers to these greatly impact my chance of ever going to a ballgame in Arizona.

>>154355242
I hope you got a haircut between now and last year. Youre to old to rock the Ryan Sheckler comb over

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Rays getting relief help, acquiring RHP Casey Legumina from Mariners. First reported by @Ken_Rosenthal. Legumina was recently DFA’d and is out of options.

Rays are giving up minor-league RHP Ty Cummings - who they got from #mMariners as PTBNL in July 2024 Arozarena trade.Legumina expected to join Rays over weekend or Monday.
>t. Bunbunmaru Sports

>>154355810
his name is literally cummings lol

>>154355761
Yes, sometimes the nosebleeds complain.

>>154355810
lol his name is cumming

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>>154355761
>1. Is it enclosed
sometimes
>2. How strong is the AC system
The ONLY time the AC is an issue is when it 115+ out and you choose to sit at the top of the 3rd level. If you are lower or 2nd bowl no matter the temp outside you will be comfy.

>>154355818
>>154355823
At least he is thankful about it

>>154355818
>>154355823
uuuuuuuoooooohhhhhhh

>>154355396
>where the majority supports the Dodgers
Last time I was in Mexico I mostly saw Padre hats, I'm dead serious.

>>154355822
>>154355826
Makes sense. Thanks anons.

most people in Denmark seems to support yankees based on what hats they wear

no one cares danepaco

everyone cares dodgerchad

>>154355766
no one in my country knows what this means

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Baja California seems to be the province with the most Padres fans but Dodgers still dominate

Everyone Cane’s

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>>154355924
nerd

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>>154355927
Cane?

I had ED again today

>>154356129
Bro my dick ain't working either

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>>154356146
My wife won't leave me alone i shagged her rotten yesterday a jizzed all over her but I've got fangraphs to look at

you've never had sex

>>154356086
I’m Can I Ac!

>>154356129
>>154356146
Same bros. Life has toasted me.

doyerpacos be like yeah our fanbase is all spics like no shit

Mr Met is a faggot

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>>154356086
The flight plan I filed with the agency lists smee, mymen, Dr. Pavel here, but only ONE of you!

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>>154356227
evidence points to the contrary

>>154356244
that's a little boy tho

>>154356261
are you filipino or thai

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>Ohtani has only qualified for the ERA title once
lol wat

Are we ready for Luis Gil’s perfect start?

>>154356288
yeah that's another part of the myth

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>>154356288
>37.8 in 2020
Ohtani is washed

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over

Mr Met is a faggot

cock in me arse

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>>154356351
and its beautiful

>>154356233
That's a big combo

>there are people who think that a sub-3.00 ERA starter who also won the most valuable player award, is not good and a myth

But I think the real myth is that Arte Moreno is competent when he’s actually stupid. Two of the best players in history were on the same team and they played well and he still couldn’t capitalize or build around them.

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cubs aren't good

I just tried to post a webm of two Mets girls opening their bobs, but it has sound so I can't.

Mr Met is a faggot

>>154356164
I did yesterday

>>154356492
how long did it take for the guy to cum?

>>154356505
took me about 12 minutes - jizzed all over the missus

Getting pegged by your wife is not gay. You are still having sex with a woman so it's straight. Getting pegged by a man is the gayest thing ever though

>>154356613
Getting pegged by Logan Webb is gay. Rushing confirmed as gay

>>154356613
Trvke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rweeHfzzG_A

david stearns press conference live

>>154356343
that was quick

Mr Met is a faggot

apriiiilllll
april in the D!

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its up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzjWQF1oP2M

>>154356745
Not watching unless Devin Spilliams is demoted to ball girl

You have to love the Cubs girls

just start the damn game UGH

WE'RE ALL BEHIND OUR BASEBALL TEAM~
GO GETTEM CUBBIES~
WORLD SERIES BOUND AND PICKING UP STEAM~
GO GETTEM CUBBIES~

>>154356398
For (You)

Here comes the pizza!

>>154354806
No one but Chicago plays Friday afternoon home games

We need the cubbies now more than ever

WE'RE ALL BEHIND OUR BASEBALL TEAM~
GO GETTEM CUBBIES~
WORLD SERIES BOUND AND PICKING UP STEAM~
GO GETTEM CUBBIES~

Dodgers Reddit has declared war on PCA, cubgers. More at 11.

>>154357064
>Dodgers Reddit
What's the difference between this and /mlb/?

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What's wrong with the Phillies?

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>>154357064
this is what you're talkin about?

>>154357111
Bout tree fitty

>>154357120
Every other post in here is about getting you ass pounded or guys pretending to be cubs girls, but it's still no where near as far as reddit

Mr Met is a faggot

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>>154357151
i zoomed his account and he's just an angels fan too I guess kek. redditors baka

Are we ready for Luis Gil’s perfect game?

>>154357175
she's charming

>>154357175
She fucked me

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I like the Cincinnati Reds

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>>154357120

>>154357219
Mr Met is a faggot

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The centralbros are running the asylum

>>154357231
I'm sick of getting gaped by centralbros ;_;

>>154357231
Mr Met is a faggot

Ya just gotta wonder

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>>154357227

>>154357219
>yes, i bought this myself
Dangerously based

>>154357159
But… but you.. on the…

Going to see how many hot dogs I can fit up my ass

>>154357219
Do cubs girls really wear this?

>>154357231
The centralbros are playing soggy biscuit later

>>154357285
Keep me posted

>>154357285
If you have a woman shove them up there, it's not gay

>>154357293
I'm a Cubs girl and I'm normally naked

>>154357285
hmu

>>154357285
Mr Met is a faggot

>>154357285
no...NO!!!

You're a cubs girl with tattoos whose normally naked who likes eating hot dogs and hopes her cubbies will win tonight

MLB was mind raped for like 3 years in a row with Astros making every World Series.

>>154357285
asl?

>>154357330
>bh
>c
>l

>>154357330
I was rooting for Greinke in 2021

>>154357322
I'm a Cubs girl with tattoos whose normally naked who likes eating hot dogs and hopes her cubbies will win tonight!

>>154357285
Oy vey!

>>154357322
>>154357352
Who is the hypnotist?

>>154357219
Cubs fans give a shit. They aren't just baseball fans who go to the games like Dodgers fans to take pictures. They are paying attention. They are getting dolled up with cute makeup and manicured nails. They are shaving their legs and taking little purses to match their short skirts. They're doing up their hair nice. They only post on /mlb/ and reddit between innings.

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I've never been so fucking angry as when trying to take the membrane off a rack of ribs and it's impossible to get a grip and I end up shredding it off the bones and doing nothing for getting it off the meat.

>>154357365
The HYPNOTIST is the right-hand man of the PUPPETMASTER, and you DON'T want to see what he has up his sleeve.

>>154357367
it's true on some level. you ever been to angels stadium too? it's a bunch of OC moms bringing their kids and socializing with each other. some are HOT

I'm a jew! A Mets jew!

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>>154357367

>>154357380
Membranes are good for you.

my cubbies :)

>>154357381
I'm left handed (I'm also a girl! A Cubs girl!)

>>154357381
Where’s the mindfucker in all this?

this is an italk-mikedaddino-madethecut general.
foolishbailey is too much of a self-hater which is why somene of you are drawn to him

ill have my eyes on braves phillies and later dodgers cubs, u?

>>154357423
For me, it's gay porn until my Yanks play

this general seems to be very gay

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>>154357384
no ure not

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>>154357419
Somene of Foolish Bailey’s videos are pretty good. I say give him a chance.

Im a fag! A Mets fag!

>>154357431
What gives you that impression?

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>>154357431
Not me I’m alpha

Are we ready for Luis Gil’s perfect game?

>>154357439
nah

Im a fag! A Mets fag!

Who wants to cum in my ass?

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>>154357390
I will not eat the cubbie girl placenta.

Are we ready for Luis Gil’s perfect game?

Im a fag! A Mets fag!

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>>154357506
More for me then

>>154357431
>gayest genny for the gayest sport
checks out

>>154357439
I hate his voice and hate that he did a face reveal

Prime Kershaw wasn’t that good.

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>>154357458

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>>154357546

>>154357595
no… NO!!

Craving greasy pizza. Might go to Costco and get two slices

Im a fag! A Mets fag!

>>154357589
Americans sound like faggy australians

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>>154357617
This is the last thing you see before it all goes dark

hi

>>154357439
Foolish Bailey is autism-baiting us. He’s actually incredibly neurotypical

>>154357641
Hello

>>154357641
sup sal

>>154357657
You guys are actually autistic? I was just pretending…

I need to make a phone call.

Please dick me down

>>154357684
go braves!

>>154357684
Go yanks!!

>>154357684
ryback

>>154357617
vocawoo!

>>154357506
>>154357607
I eat babby. Craving babby.

>>154357734
Go Mets!

>>154357439
Peff

Im a fag! A Mets fag!

>>154357595
my braves

>>154357604
my braves..

>>154357595
>tfw top right
>tfw rest of division is not

Is everyone here either a girl or a gay?

>>154357750
KEK!!!

>>154357733
I wuv vocawoos!

>>154357781
I'm literally a girl tho

peepeepoodres

>>154357781
i'm both

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YOUR 2026 American League champions the Detroit Tigers are on first and the Pistons are winning the nba trophy inshallah.

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>>154357801
so true kek

>>154357817
>tigers pistons lions
all wild card exits

>>154357850
>piss tons
now way that’s a real team

we need doggie doos

>>154357781
no but there are quite a few tranny discord raiders during cubs games unfortunately

Go Reds!

I’m a fag! A Mets fag!

I am a homosexual. Please have sexual intercourse with my asshole! Also, go Cubs of Chicago.

A tornado just flew over my field of dreams
Go cubs!

i pretend to be a woman when in reality, i will never be one. go cubbies kek!!

I'm actually a Cubs girl that likes hot dogs!

Let’s take it easy on them cubbie girls

Which players are women?

>>154357952
Recker

Evening guys, how's going?

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>worst vs first

>>154357952
peff

your a cubbie girl in a cubbie world

>>154357952
he's not a girl, but christopher sanchez looks like a WNBA player

>>154357965
braves sweeping them again is too obvious. plus the long hair redneck guy is pitching so i got the phils here

>>154357965
I’m a fag! A Mets fag!

>>154357971
kek true

None of you are girls. Frankly, I don't think many of you are Cubs fans either.

Reds are on btw

>>154357990
I’m a fag! A Mets fag!!

>nosavage already washed
Well we tried

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>>154357990

>>154357992

still can't believe we haven't seen a drop of rain yet

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It's O time

I’m a fag! A Mets fag!

the reds need to burn those unis

Are we ready for Luis Gil’s perfect game?

>>154357990
YUP i sure as hell ain't a cubs fan

I don't know what's going on here.

a GLEYBERIAN lead off walk

>>154358020

this but unironically

cubs are SO FUCKING LUCKY tommy edman is still out. it's like he hates the cubs or something
>hit two home runs one game against cubs
>dodgers still lose
HAHA

a MCGONIGGERIAN deep drive to left field

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LET'S GO METS

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>>154358034
You're reading a magazine. You come across a full-page nude photo of a girl. You show it to your husband. He likes it so much, he hangs it on your bedroom wall.

>>154358055
i thought JFK edit for some reason

a VIERNIGGERIAN moonshot to left field

Fagget

>>154358055
Oops! All dodger fans.

Who mindfucked this guy?