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>>97873398
DO NOT

>>97873398
No, that leads to hordes of bargain bin half-orcs.

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YOU CAN'T STOP ME. I'LL FUCK 100 GOBLINS.

>>97873398
I think that is a good way to contract weird exotic STDs.
Wouldn't recommend even if some of them are kinda cute.

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>>97873398
>pic related

>>97873398
I miss when goblin discourse wasn't completely drowned in cumbrains with fried neurons

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TOTAL GOBLIN DEATH

>>97873398
>>97873423
>post says "fuck goblins"
>image depicts a fat green elf
Curious.

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>>97873440
No you don't. You pretend there was discourse before the coomblin revolution, but there wasn't. Coomblins are your raison d'être, they have given you license to complain.

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>>97873423

>>97873436
>>97873608
I don't know what you did to my brain, but I am currently imagining what female goblins that fuck humans would say about male goblins. In my head it sounds a lot like Divested Zealot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9dtBIuBfN0

>>97873398
>Goblin layer

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>>97873451
Goblin, also called orcs in the elvish tongue, are a breed of elf. Twisted by dark magic, the race is thought to be hideous, but the mutant twisted faces is a function of environment not genetics.

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>>97873667
I see it more like goblinas are still mostly interested in male goblins, but the weird ones are very vocal about their love of humans.

>>97873667
>"Gurl if you got a Fizzrack at home always be tellin' you about them goblin reparations, dump his ass and get yoself a John who built his own house."

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>>97873791

They're just making /v/ threads at this point. The ironic difference being that if this thread were posted on /v/, you might accidentally get discussion out of it.

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>>97873398
Don't mind if I do.

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>>97873398
yeah

>>97873927
>Schrodinger's horsecock

>>97873802
/tg/ is in a sad state.

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>>97873398
OP is goblin deez nuts

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>>97874020
Booo you stink.

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>>97874036
gottem

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>>97873414
>Jensen, no!
Jensen, yes!

>>97874087
>CUMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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>You are accosted by goblins who say mean things to you

Your response?

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>>97873414
>Only thing that people remember from GS is "rape goblins" and "the dude who only wants to kill goblins and actively tries to cheat at the game the story is based on"
Begone trash

>>97874142
Isn't that the guy who got raped

>>97874165
Yes, but not by goblins.

>>97874184
He's just like The Joker 2

>>97874141
I spit on them as I walk by.

>>97873436
I'm spaniard and we fuck anything, but +2 charisma for a mestizo? lol.

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>>97873398
Okay!

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is matt mercer really a goblin coomer?

>>97873398
The knowledge that people sexualize goblins makes me want to kill them more. I'm sure that this is the phenomenon that drove >>97873414's creation, Goblinslayer is obviously the result of a sort of exaggerated disgust response to goblins, which--like disgust responses often do--manifests as a fetishization of violence towards the object of disgust.

This has been the subject of much thought on my part. Disgust and Arousal are very similar chemical states, you have probably heard the classic, that people who hate faggots also grow aroused when seeing images of faggotry--and this may be true, but people also sometimes orgasm when hanged. The wires are intercrossed because the state of arousal is the abandonment of reason--much like mortal fear of death, much like blind terror, and much like overwhelming disgust.

I think that it is just as healthy to want to murder goblins in their hundreds of millions and stack their skulls in a pyramid as it is to want to have sex with them--which is to say, not at all. But between violence and sex it is unquestionable that violence is the more noble urge, and basically kys.

>>97873398
"Das war en BEFEHL!"
>Unzips pants

>>97874580
>Violence>Sex
This is your brain on talmudic dick mutilation, MIC-brainwash and HFCS diet

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>>97874141
Butcher them. No mercy. No exceptions.

>>97874580
Goblin Slayer is the ONLY response to goblins.

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>>97874409
Mestizas are like catnip to white boys for some reason, and it’s white boys that play D&D

>>97874142
That and the characters have Race/Class instead of names.
It's a really weird cynically fabricated media franchise.
For instance, it tries to draw in it's target audience with graphic involuntary goblin whoopee, then it flops around trying to make you care about characters it can't even be bothered to name (Presumably this is some sort of MMO-adjacent trope where you refer to your temporary party members by class, because you cba to friend them), before giving up after five episodes or so and calling another goblin gangbang.

It's what I'd identify as a project born entirely out of contempt for it's own target audience.

Sexualized goblins just look like fat Filipinas. I don’t get the appeal. Women should be tall and slender and either white as snow or black as coal.

>>97874703
That your girlfriend, brah? Nice pull if so. If not, keep trying until she is, my dude.

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Better looking than gremlins

>>97873398
Oh we're having THIS thread again.

>>97874142
>actively tries to cheat at the game the story is based on
This is standard OSR philosophy

>>97874827
That’s your preference, not everyone has the same taste.

And there’s nothing wrong with that

>>97875093
Nah.
You can judge a man by his taste.
In women, in shoes, in art, and in music.
Not totally off one thing, mind.
But once you get a fairly complete picture of what a man likes, then you know what kind of a man he is.

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>>97874827
>Sexualized goblins just look like fat Filipinas.
I fail to see the issue

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>>97875476

>>97873608
FINNS???

>>97873939
Goblins in my game are reproductive parasites that insinuate themselves into the communities of other species and breed with their men. Their daughters are always goblins (and there are no male goblins).

A wizard created them as a means to subvert a kingdom he really fucking hated.

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>>97874142
GS would have been better if it had avoided the typical JRPG tropes and just focused on goblins being the absolute worst and one man's mad quest to genocide their entire species. The brutal party wipe at the start was an announcement that "this isn't like your other fantasy mangas!", only for it to end up being just like other fantasy mangas once the MC gets a party.

>>97873398
Traditional games?

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>>97875819
Yes goblins are a staple of traditional games. Kind of silly you didn't know that.

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>>97873451
Yeah, they gotta be a little fucked up.

>>97875435
Sheit my filipina ex was built like that.
DD tits on a 5'2" frame....

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>>97873436
the reason why Humans can make "half-" subraces with every other race is because they're genetic parasites
an extremely adaptable genetic structure capable of assimilating any other sentient biological beings into greater Humanity, Humans are much more prolific sex pests than goblins if you think about it

>>97874141
The blasphemer dies first

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>>97873414

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>>97876592

>>97876690
The one on the right seems to be having an alright time.

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The mysterious evolution of the Gothblin.

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>>97874422
Definitely not, plus Nott turned out to be a fat ugly halfling anyway.

>>97873440
I miss when you tourists werent endlessly trying to sterilize 4chan.

>>97877292
There was never a time where chronic masturbators who want to anonymously co-masturbate with other men weren't shunned and told to go back to the dozen or more explicitly chronic masturbation for anonymous co-masturbation with other men boards.

>>97877539
That time is past. Oh well, guess you should leave!

>>97874422
The trend came from WoW more than anything, and started way earlier than 2010.

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>>97876834
nice fan art, too bad Nott is such an annoying character

>>97877836
>goblin finds Egyptian tomb
>loots it
>tries to pass herself off as Pharaoh
>nobody pays her any attention

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>>97873398
>tfw goblin girls aren't real

How do you cope with this feeling?

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>>97877937
Alcoholism mostly.

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>>97877950
But anon...I can't enjoy a night of drinking without my tribe...

>>97877977
>fat-titted milf got her own image set

Based Flick giving the people what they want.

>>97874827
>t. Seething with jealously elf girl

>>97877539
It is simply amazing how wrong you are.

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>>97877950
I love her, built for human men.

>>97877937
Just buy some glasses with green-tinted lenses and go to a barrio in the American southwest.

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>>97878159
I don't really understand the association between goblin girls and mexican girls...Spics are goblin sized but that's about it.

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Tips for running an all goblin party game?

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>>97878203
Sex with Tubba. Sorry, what was the question?

>>97878203
use Eberron.

>>97873465
Ugly as shit pic

>>97877750
It also completely ignores how much influence Midna has on the shortstack trend, despite being flat chested in official art

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>>97878259
You're ugly.

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>>97878220
The last time I tried to run a e5 game it didn't go so good...

>>97875063
Yeeesh… where’s the paper bag?

>>97878176
>Spics are goblin sized but that's about it
And that's all you need. Even the green skin isn't constant. Coomblins are very inconsistent except in being short and fat.

At some point goblins realized it was easier to get what they wanted by just having sex with adventurers rather than trying to attrit them with numbers, huh.

>>97878176
Probably the spic association with just blasting out babies

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>>97878580
They don't usually do it 8 at a time though.

>>97877977
3 then 4 then 2 then 3 again.

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>>97873398
Goblins going to fuck you up.

>>97878626
They have a minimum of 8 children, though.

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>>97877977
>>97877989

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>>97874580
Jokes on you you're just turning her on even more the more goblins you kill.

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>>97878891
My favorite vatnik

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Give me your stories of goblin adventures/goblin encounters.

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>>97874826
there was a second goblin gangbang? I watched the first episode and turned it off cuz I could already tell it was gonna be shit

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>>97879585
I played a goblin girl in my most recent Strahd campaign. It was about as stereotypical as you could be, ranger/rogue who loved stealing shit but the whole campaign was an absolute blast.

>>97879676
Ooohhh, that sounds like a lot of fun!

>It was about as stereotypical as you could be, ranger/rogue who loved stealing shit

desu that's the best most fun way of playing a goblin girl. The more deranged and feral the better. Did you geet to do anything cool?

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Newish goblin from arnau minis

>>97879717
She's an orc!

>>97879723
Sure, Jan.

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Gobs out here going for human dick shall be crushed (along with the humans as well)

>>97879657
I believe there were at least three goblin gangbangs total, though the first was the biggest and greenest, and that one of the three was a flashback to explain a character's tragic goblin gangbang related backstory.

This is going from my memory of the time I googled exactly how much goblin rape was in goblin slayer.

And the answer seems to be
>Not enough for the people who like Goblin Rape
>But too much for the people who don't

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>>97874422
I mean he probably didn't help but I don't think it was foundational work.

>>97874422
>>97880126
It wasn't foundational at all, he was hopping on a well-established trend because he's an empty-headed validation seeker like the rest of the amerimutt VA clique.

>>97874422
Critical Role sucks, like we all know that, but Nott and Caleb were like the only GOOD things about Campaign 2 and even they got ruined.

Fucking Halfling, disgusting. Ruined the character's whole entire god damn arc. FUCK YOU MERCER.

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Headpat the goblin?

>>97874422
>not fucking WoW
>not fucking Alfie
FAG

>>97874625
>more peaceful than Eurape
Ooooooooooooooof

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>>97881525
both of those are in the picture, you actual moron

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Kill goblins
Behead goblins
Roundhouse kick a goblin into the concrete
Slam dunk a goblin baby into the trash can
Crucify filthy goblins
Defecate into a goblin's mouth
Kick a pregnant green goblin with steel sabatons
Make goblins check my dubs
Hang goblins like windchimes
Launch goblins through a gate scroll into the sun
Catapult goblins into an active volcano

>>97874625
Sorry /pol/tard, he's right. Violence is part of the brain's day to day (hunting/fishing/fighting for turf), sex stuff is wired up different because it's not the norm. It's why serial killers inevitably have weird sex shit going on.

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>>97876834
you love to see it

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>>97881559
Stop it anon she can only cum so much.

Here's a good let's play coloring book about goblins.

>>97880483

>>97881544
I don’t see—
>arrow suitcase
>InCase
Okay, but you had to be looking for it in order to understand what that even meant.

>>97881525
Alfie was more trendchasing garbage like Crit Role, retard. He only started that comic/drawing goblins to hop on the bandwagon, he's no pioneer.

I like male human x female goblin and I like male goblin x female human.

>>97882187
Male human on female(male) goblin is superior thoever

>>97882072
The Alfie comic started in 2010, the time WoW was at it's peak, don't look at the "improved" art, look at the OG art.

>>97882223
There is no need for competition.

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>>97882223
understandable

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>>97881760

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>>97882311
nice

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Green buttcheeks.

>>97882267
>the time WoW was at it's peak
How do you type this out without realizing it confirms exactly what I said?

>>97882353
>>97882357
>>97882360
I really wish hyperfags would just die

>>97882369
It brings me joy to know it makes you seethe.

>>97874422
>>97877750
>>97878274
100% even the NPC merchant goblins in WoW had a lot of influence before Cata. And midna was huge on it.

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>>97882187
>>97882223
Human male on goblin male

>>97882369
I really wish you'd find something better to do with your time than crying

>>97882375
>>97882653
>having a fetish based solely on spite/victim complex
Sad, really. Jewish coded, too.

>>97882660
I think youve been rotting on pol too long friend.

>>97882774
>cryptocrying nazi now
REALLY jewish coded

>>97882837
Go be mad somewhere else lmao

>goblin thread
>it's just a bunch of green skinned Latinas.
Boo.

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>>97882887
Like elf threads are pointy eared white people? Or dwarf threads are just short Scottish people? Your post is retarded.

>>97883055
Don't Toy with Me, Miss Nekoface!

>>97882887
Anon im already fapping, you dont have to sell me on it

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>>97873398
Here's your goblin princess anon, isn't this what you wanted?

>>97883292
I get youre a brain addled troon but we all know this is a male

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>>97883072
Stupid catface.

>>97883055
Really struck a nerve didn't I?

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>>97883651
Why are they ugly?

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>>97881766
The only place IT will be coming to is Hell

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>>97883900

I like Foresttherotten's goblins because while they are coombait, they look slightly less like someoné bad fixation on hispanic/SEA women and more like monsters.

>>97883852
talented

>>97882298
That's the good shit.

>>97883900
>>97883926
Why is SHE ugly?

>>97882369

That's not even hyper you freak, hyper-lite at best.

>>97884398
I think she's cute.

>>97877539
You are so fucking stupid lmao

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I had a joke when i first saw this thread earlier, but forgot it. Take this goblin band; maybe one or two are hot

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>>97884867
Not bad.

>>97884418
>pug face
>mop hair
>elephant ears
>ta*l
Tits are tits I guess but I feel like we got better options in the coomblin paradigm.

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>>97884867
Also before i go to sleep, people were bitching too many goblinesses are latinas or SEA, so in addition to my technically-not!scottish ones lemme throw in some south asian gobs, no east

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>>97883923
Begone you git, your manga is no longer relevant

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>>97880096
Speaking of goblin rape, I came across public domain comic book 'Mysteries: Weird and Strange #7' from 1954, and it has the earliest portrayal of rapey goblins I have ever seen. Though in the story they do shy away from too graphic implications, the goblins end up just abducting souls of the women and it is implied they are re-embodied as their slave wives in wherever the sea goblins live.

Any goblin art requests?
I have a preference for Forest the Rotten's style like
>>97881544
>>97883900
>>97883926

>>97885362
Cute witch goblin, maybe playing something /tg/ related.

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>>97885362
>>97885377
dang it forgot to post picture

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>>97885362
Goblin girl with a nice big smile and a fine set of teeth.

>>97885340
In theory, there is an entire art history of rapey goblins waiting to be uncovered and codified.
It is identifiably a thing with one hand on folklore and one hand down it's pants.

>>97877539
Weekend Smut Thread, 4plebs has mentions of it as far back as 2013. The lewd was here before you, it will be here after.

>>97885340
Thats no Goblin rape thats plain old kidnapping and enslaving.

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>>97885428
I mean it's still here, they just made us move the threads to the red boards...

>>97877539
um no, there was a time before asexual zoomers

>>97883055
Goblin sexo.

>>97877231
iirc, someone made fanart of how they thought Nott looked like as a Halfling and, well, the result was unflattering af. similarly as to how one person made a piece o fanart to depict their vision of a previous campaign's Firbolg character depicted as bovine and it was hellish to look at.

Matt's not an awful DM, he's quite fucking amazing. Putting into context that Matt and his players are all professional Hollywood actors, and with Hollywood comes scripted stuff.
Everything awful that's come out of Critical Role came from 3 sources: The fans, Marisha and Orion when he played Tiberius.

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>>97885362
Mia More the goblin glowie (who fun fact has been a pc in a game) beaming subliminal messages into your head

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thematically speaking, what's the best class for a Goblin?

>>97887975
What system?

>>97885439
That's just bridal kidnapping, the oldest form of socially acceptable rape.

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>>97877539
zoomoid historical revisionist

>>97888971
Its really funny watching them try to censor 4chan.

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Consider the Cybergob.

>>97877539
bitches for thulsa doom

>>97877539
Blud are you having a stroke? Have you never been on this board?

>>97874142
>Mowing yard
>Find a pattern that minimizes the amount of time spent going over mowed grass, reducing fuel expenditure and time wasted.
>Downie waddles up to me
> "THIS IS BULLSHIT! YOU HAVEN'T ACTUALLY MOWED YOUR LAWN UNLESS YOU CUT EACH BLADE OF GRASS BY HAND! YOU ARE CHEATING AT LIFE! HACKER! HAX! I'M GOING TO REPORT YOU TO THE ADMIN!"
Touch some grass clippings loser.

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>>97889739
Hurm, I should go. It has been a long time. It's time to go on
>But there will be bitches
Oh?
>Bitches for THULSA DOOM
Oh very well, we will continue. Let's go.

>>97889654
>>97889650
I will now play your game

>>97890873
>Tries to justify cheating at the game
>Tells others to touch grass
Lol. Lmao even

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What kind of magic is best suited for goblins? And don't say sex magic. Breeding magic falls under sex magic.

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>>97873398
>Fuckgoblins

Is that a subspecies?

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>>97885399
dental plan

>>97892937
Leesa needs new bracers.

>>97892295
Whatever works best with wild talent, or any other system's equivalent for wild unpredictable magic.

>>97893557
What's this from?

>>97893557
BUY A BRA YOU FAT-TITTED BITCH.

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>>97893557
I see Masaya Nozaki been hard at work again.

>>97893557
I need a full-blown worms 3D clone with these.

>>97893599
BOOBS DO NOT WORK LIKE THAT
GOOD NIGHT

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>>97893658
>play games
doubt.jpg

>>97873414
Glad I'm not the only one tired of this reddit shit. Goblins are hateful, envious shit-covered monsters who live in stinking holes and eat bats, disgusting cave fish, and human flesh, and they make the troglodytes from Bone Tomahawk look tame. These cumbrained millennial faggots have turned them into Latinas.

>>97893857
>describes latinas
>you turned them into latinas!
Uhhhh

>>97893857
Cry about it tourist

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On the topic of nogames. I haven't run a game in 4 years...But a friend wants to play "Goblin with a fat ass" and I'm thinking of coming back from my DM retirement to do it for her.

>>97894001
Based

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Unclekrees dropped a new goblina.

>>97895779
feels more "conventional humanoid" than his usual stuff, not that I complain...

>>97874580
The goblins in Goblin Slayer are obvious inserts for racial minorities the author hates.

>>97895811
Is this nigga serious? Just gonna entirely ignore how goblins have been treated in pretty much every fantasy world since before the coomer times of darkness we're trapped in?

>>97895833
Goblins being rape monsters is a very recent thing.

>>97895899
yeah, it was usually orcs, goblins only gained prominence recently

>>97882298

i don't get it

>>97895833
Throughout most of time, goblins and goblinoids were by and large tricksters and mischief makers at worst and tinkers at best. Them being baby eating monsters is a modern thing, combining aspects of trolls from Scandinavia

>>97874414
Not a statement I thought I would have ever said but...
That zipper seems like it would hurt.

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How do you get past?

"Goblins shouldnt be fuckbait, thats not how theyre supposed to be"
"Goblins shouldnt be rapists, thats not how theyre supposed to be"
You daft sons of bitches, goblins arent even supposed to be GREEN, if were pretending we know more than each other about tradition. Just do whatever you want, its your fantasy (for im not going to assume any of you have games)

>>97896106
Fortunately for us all, goblins arent very smart. They left half their armor at home.

>>97875781
But if it was like that, you'd all complain about how it was so stagnant and repetitive.

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>>97896175
>goblins arent even supposed to be GREEN
but they have always been breedable

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>>97877539
a valiant effort but you can't reason with addicts

>>97880096
My friend swears by it. But he's the single most tasteless fuck on the damn planet.

>>97893857
Nadie se lo diga.

>>97896777
Well naturally, that's how you get more goblins.

>>97896100
>Pike and Shortte

>>97882267
Alfie did not even have goblins till a decade later

>>97896867
you can't reason with anyone when your argument is made up and blatantly wrong, to the point this is actually used in something called a false flag, ever heard of that?

>>97878203
GURPS Goblins.

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>>97896175
Nah

Remember to fuck your goblins anally unless you're planning to start a family.

>>97898027
i'm planning to start a fucking orchestra ma dude

>>97898098
Just fill out the proper paperwork then.

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>>97897073
While Incase did draw sexy gobbos before they showed up in Aflie (Alfie's gobbos are actually WAY more monstrous than the ones he original drew), but the real secret sauce was Midna and Morbi's Hellmouth Imp. There was already a shortstack trend going on that goblins ended up being the standard barers of.

>>97877539
tg is a hobby where shunned men coalesced into knowing co-masturbation, you either join the co-masturbatory or you ejaculate yourself out of here with your mouth shut unless you want to taste more bird feed.

>>97897160
God I love characters with the tomoko hair.

>>97899210
>pickin her nose in public
>stocky and belligerent
it's like if you gave a 50 year old italian man from the staten a huge set of gorgeous knockers

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>>97899522
That's pretty hot.

>>97899522
Italian men have pretty big knockers in my experience.

>>97899570
>meanwhile, italian women: https://i.4cdn.org/s/1775823791485219.jpg" target="_blank">https://i.4cdn.org/s/1775823791485219.jpg
checks out

>>97900179
Maybe gobs are Italians.

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>>97900353
To me Italians are a different kind of shortstack beastfolk.

>>97900575
I too have played Wizardry 8.

>>97876834
Osprey fanart of all things is something I desperate need

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