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Which cultussy is superior?
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>>97874180
The gift that keeps on giving.
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You just KNOW Tzeentch got that bewildering pussy
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>>97874584
About as good as Taiwanese nationalist can in current geopolitical environment...
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>>97874180
because cheesecake from 2008 is better than whatever the fuck is going on now. The modern internet with its simps, mentally ill browns and hugboxxers is so much worse than the old internet and old 4chan where if you were a thinskinned autistic furry you got harassed into hiding by nerds who hated furries.
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>>97874647
>become the tentacle monster
I agree, this one is just an absolute win.
Then again, I'm pretty sure I'd fall to chaos for any of these, cept maybe the Nurgle one if I can smell her before I get laid.
Case in point: I just spend time cropping this into 4.
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>>97874833
No newfag, I am the internet and you are the cancer killing it, but in your head you're 'nice' and want online to be like your sterile office space. These places, they're not for you, but you refuse to accept this so you need to get your ass kicked until we return to the era of cultist cheesecake.
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>>97874704
Word.
>>97874833
Kill yourself.
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>>97874602
Isn't this the lona rpg dude
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>>97874790
>I agree, this one is just an absolute win.
Might even get a functional extra limb out of it depending on the length! Perhaps I should be more concerned that these clawed extra hands do not even disturb me all too much. :p
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>>97874180
What's really funny is that this guy grew up to get famous for disgusting Gore Porn game.
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>>97874790
>>become the tentacle monster
>I agree, this one is just an absolute win.
Add tits and I'm in, but I know with Tzeentch there is going to be a rug pull...
>>97874866
>Tzeentch for an actual relationship.
Dude that's going to be nearly as toxic as Nurgle.
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>>97874704
This is pure nostalgia mixed with unrelated culture war slop in order to reinforce itself.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=P9EhvDAMjWc
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>>97874108
Why modify her?
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>>97876045
No. Seriously, no. I'm not going to pretend that a lot of people don't have the nostalgia goggles firmly bolted onto their faces, but the fact remains that the modern internet has become the dwelling ground of the worst sorts of niggerfaggots, said niggerfaggots now either have power they shouldn't have, or are being appealed to by the people who actually do have power. This was not true for the internet of 20 years ago, simple as that.
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>>97875225
>That's no tail. It's a long ahh femdick
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>>97876105
What's a good website to look up the good stuff nowadays?
Not the movie, just the scenes?
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>>97874108
Khorne, mostly because (relatively) to the others she isn't going to fuck up your dick as much compared to the others
>slaanesh pussy is probably just a cock filled with barbwires
>nurgle pussy will 100% infected you with crotch rot at best
>tzeentch pussy will probalby turn your dick into something worse, or is probably a trap because tzeentch so its your shitter that will be fucked up, and probably your dick as well since tzeentch
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>>97876057
Funny way to compliment someone on having high testosterone. But okay.
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>>97877039
>problem
If you can't beat her up, you don't deserve her.
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>>97874108
The Khornate cultist seems like an obvious choice, in that she's way less mutated than the others, but I have to go with the Tzeentchian. That pseudo-Egyptian outfit makes me rock hard, and I want to see what that smug, many-eyed face looks like when she's cumming.
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>>97877607
Wait, you're right!
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>>97877776
You mean, do they bite off your dick so that you willingly give your soul to Tzeentch in exchange for the tentacle mutation He offers to replace it, all according to a plan set forth in prophesy centuries earlier? Yeah.
But on the plus side, Tzeentch-chan finally learns the meaning of why she was afflicted with those strange mouths, and realizing that you and she were pre-destined to meet under these exact circumstances, she falls profoundly and eternally in love with you, knowing that it was all as her god had planned.
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>>97876068
I'm not talking about the internet at large, shit like "cheesecake was better back then because [unprompted and unrelated rant about the internet and culture war]", especially in a thread with art by a guy who does what he wants and has real artistic skillbefore 40k fags founs him. Man so much online cheesecake art from back then was so fucking amateurish or had boomer taste and skill, I was there
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>>97878291
>Someone does 40k art
>Makes it appropriately grimdark
>Has bad things happen to innocent people
>Redditors and tourists get upset because redditors and tourists
>"Clearly the fuddykay community is at fault here."
Are you done pretending to be retarded or has the wind changed and it's now permanent?
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>>97874108
>Slaanesh
Perfect hourglass figure and sculped face combined with an irresistible perfume gets you raring to go instantly. She starts by doing anything you want and hitting all your kinks, trying to get the greatest satisfaction from your release. However as time goes on she keeps suggesting you try new ways to have fun so you start getting into bodily fluid exchange, pegging, abusing aphrodisiacs and drugs
>Nurgle
Tastefully thicc in all the right places in a way you don't think is too fat yet and a cute face with a wide smile. She is slow to move around in bed keeping you comfortable as you feel all around her plump body. Hours of slow sex leave you finally exhausted and you both fall asleep in the filthy sheets.
>Khorne
Muscular, toned and tanned she is a picturesque athletic tomboy. Demands you treat her roughly by spanking, punching her stomach and pulling her hair while you thrust as fast as possible. If you slow down she will take over and will jump on it without caring about and chafing problems you have. You will run out of stamina before her.
>Tzeentch
Small and rather plain looking with wide glasses giving the impression of a bookworm who stays inside too much. Has knowledge of every sex position and techniques you've never heard of. Can make you come easily using just her hands and has a surprisingly flexible body. Every night is a fresh new way to experience sex
At least this is how I imagine a cultist would try and get you before getting into any warp power nonsense
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>>97876437
She can choke you with it in multiple ways
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>>97874108
>trap
>super-aids
>dentata or extreme pelvic-floor muscles
>wildcard
Assuming contact with a chaos-touched individual doesn't result in instant mutation then your best bet is either the tzeentch cultist or the khornate cultist.
However either comes with extreme risk.
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>>97875220
>Blood and AAAAAAAAARRRRGGH
She’s on her period 24/7 isn’t she?
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>>97874108
I love cultist chan so fucking much
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>>97874108
suprised no one's posted some of the other depictions of cultist chan dedicated to a specific god yet
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>>97874108
now comparing these I now realize that Mossa is actually basing them off of Mr Culexus's designs but reinterpreting and mossafying certain aspects, With I think the Khornate one being the most different
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>>97883057
See though bug cultist here doesn't have the disjointed left arm.
Elbows down to her hips, sure, but nothing looks like it's dislocated.
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>>97882891
Kill Cultist-chan for your Sister-fu.
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>>97883513
>implying most of her hair follicles haven't been replaced with slowly-leaking pus pores
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>>97874200
Wouldn't she instead give out sex to you like a turkish ice cream vendor?
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>>97874108
The one you forgot.
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>>97882880
I didnt knew these variants exists.
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>>97874108
Slaanesh by a country mile.
>inb4dick
Can easily transform to be a vag.
>Nurgle
Worse than going raw into Bangkok street hookers. Dick will rot off after first thrust
>Khorne
Looks fine but she has the weapons for a reason. You are going to be eviscerated or torn to shreds either before or during shagging.
>tzeentch
Instantly mutated in agony under a nanosecond.
Slaanesh girl purposelly will drive you to feel pleasure till it fries your brain.
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>>97885539
Because she wants to lure you in.
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>>97875292
Yeah, the one and the same.
Speaking of which, someone should show the game to mossa, I think he would like it.
>>97875767
He also made (art for) some ecchi card game, though that didn't have much success.
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>>97885421
>that shield
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>>97886127
Ok
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>>97887387
>Just man up
Break time over. Time to get back to work.
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>>97887387
I get that this is just a joke and even if it wasn't, the Cgods are trying to tempt the POV, but these are just all wrong.
Admitting weakness to Khorne is what gets you fucked over by someone who is stronger at that moment.
Tzeentch would never admit anything being constant.
Nurgle loves you but not because you are importent but because even shitty worms get his love.
Slanny... donno
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>>97887946
Or again, at least prehensile...
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I wonder what the rate of veneral diseases in the Imperial Guard is.
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>>97884588
The Empire doesn't want you to know this, but the ratgirls are free. You can just take them home from the sewers. I myself have 5 ratwives.
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>>97888713
I'd imagine it is simultaneously very high and yet very low. They are soldiers living every day like its their last on many different worlds; they'd pick up STDs like ... something very often. On the other hand, 20000 years of medical knowledge to keep them in fighting shape, compared to our 3000 years if you include the time before the concept of health even existed. It's easy to forget that the average Magos Biologis or Sister Hospitaller has forgotten more about medicine in their training then us real life humans collectively have ever known.
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Nurgle marks every guardsman who dies with an STI as a STI-related death to skew the numbers but don't fall for it, most STIs aren't lethal and can be cured
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>>97875292
>lona rpg
Damn, it was taking forever to find that again after I forgot about it.
>troonjak in the game files, among other things
he's still GOT it!
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Slaanesh
She would fuck you. Stop half way because something went wrong leaving you blue balled. Try again an hour later. INSIST that you start again and again the exact same way.
Nurgle
The best cuddles EVER. Also the last cuddles. Has every VD including some she made up just for you.
Because she loves you.
Korn
Good sex but it only happens while she is actively stabbing something. Maybe you.
Wear protection. Meaning power armor. Also, korn cares not from where the blood flows... only that it does.
Tzeentch
Will never fuck you.
You are not ever sure she has genitals.
Convinces you to buy her bath water and then MAYBE you will get the sex.
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>>97874108
She is bestgirl
Someone please fix the Slaanesh icon on her and remove the leg tattoos
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>>97899388
Do it yourself next time, cunt.
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>>97899818
this one?
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>>97874108
>Which cultussy is superior?
Hashut's, of course.
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>>97900001
That's it. Gnarly!
>>97900142
Only one in OP. >>97874108
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