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Why is it undead never seem to try to take care of their physical appearance? You'd figure at least some of them would be vain or aesthetes concerned with such things.
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>>97877628
vampires
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Because that leads to cancer where undead like most other monsters in modern day are just another kind of people and not abominations.
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>>97877714
Vampires almost never try, it just happens as part of what they are. There are exceptions though.
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I ran a game with a Lich that used slimes and then hard clay to make a sort of soft terracotta over his rotting bits. He was obsessed with his body and became a sort of Master Roshi type, always walking around looking for people to admire him. He was still a conventional lich, with aspirations of dark ascension and deals with dark gods (specifically Baphomet), but he wanted to live so he could LIVE, not just rot in a crypt. He became a massive hedonist, but in order to facilitate his desires he had to become palpable to the masses. So this involved perfume, fine clothes, maids for his tower, keeping up his terracotta flesh. Finally, he could use these principles in reverse, knowing what disarms a person aesthetically, he'd "re-arm" himself with fear and costumes to intimidate opponents.
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>>97877628
11 Puckee threads now.
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Fuck off.
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>>97877628
>Why is it undead never seem to try to take care of their physical appearance?
Because if they did they wouldn't be visually distinct from the living.
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>>97877628
Mummies? duh
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>>97877628
How did your last session go?
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>>97877628
>puckee spamming his commission again
https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/r9msyt/art_commission_larry_the_lich_art/
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/0uAsjic8baHEf61Jm2Wu6Q/
>99 times since December 2021
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>>97878074
Most of the time, though, mummies are depicted as being slovenly and falling apart. They aren't upkeeping themselves any more.
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>>97879528
at this point it's someone else fishing for (you)s
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>>97881160
Puckee doesn't just do this here, he's also active on facebook and reddit, where he does the same thing and gets the same generally hostile or annoyed response.
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>>97877718
>No, I don't want this true simple answer, it dooms my thread as filler, so one of the biggest undead thropes are just an excepcion.

Also FPBP.
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>>97883725
Are you fucking retarded?
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>>97877628
Kill yourself redditor
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>>97880101
A mummy has had their guts taken out an pickled in jars just to keep their skin in good condition. Most of them even have special masks to hide their decayed faces. They put in the effort to look presentable for hundreds or even thousands of years. I doubt you've even showered this week.

>>97877718
You try applying make-up with no reflection.
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kill yourself, puckee
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https://desuarchive.org/tg/search/filename/decrepit%20lich/image/0uAsjic8baHEf61Jm2Wu6Q/type/op/
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>>97890110
Huh. That’s a lot.
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>>97877628
You ever seen how little of a fuck old people give about everything? Imagine if you were ten times as old as the oldest person ever.

>>97877729
>palpable
Palatable
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>>97877628
Well, IIRC Arthas is surprisingly well-together under his helm in WoW. Not to mention some of the Foresaken like Sylvanas. Anyone else got any art relevant to this topic please?
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>>97877717
Well, I believe OP is referring explicitly to intelligent undead like liches.

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