>>97881029
I dance like there's no tomorrow.

C) Seduce the Dalek

suppose I better run up dem here staircase, if only oh lawd I weren't so fat

>>97881082
Captain Jack has entered the thread.

>>97881029
>>97881082
Option D) Can I offer you a jelly baby in this trying time?

This makes me want a Dalek game honestly. Low-fi dirty vibes like in the ruins of Skaro

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>>97881619
DALEK has accepted your offer.
You're off the hook. For now...

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>>97881140
YOUR HEART RATE IS AC-CEL-ER-ATING! YOUR MUS-CLES ARE WEAK! YOU ARE AN IN-FER-IOR SPE-CIES, SHAWANDA, DES-TINED FOR EX-TER-MIN-ATION!

The DALEK vaporizes you.

>>97881751
Same. We'll start Skaro's new leading punk rock band. We will be the future of the DALEK music industry!

>>97881029
I dunno, ask >>>/qst/

>>97881926
Complication: anon is so physically immense that his blubber acts like insulation against the Dalek's ranged weaponry.

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>>97882512

Rolled 2 (1d20)

I roll inteligence to trap it in a witty , cleverly worded, recursive logical paradox

>>97883068
You get vaporized before you can even get a word out.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>97881029
I explain it that I'm a /based/ alien, and that I believe in interstellar solidarity against the ((((Time Lord)))) menace

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oh yeah?

VWEEEeeeEEEeeeEEEeeeEEEeeEEE

I've just hijacked your ocular datafeed and substituted it with multiple overlapping streams of AI generated videos of davros getting spitroasted

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>>97883697

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>>97881029
B

I run circles around the dalek until it explodes like one of those big eye enemies from SM64

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>>97881082
>>97881555
>Captain Jack has entered the thread.
Remember kids!

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>>97881029
>I choose A and tr-
>HE'S RUNNING, GAS HIM LADS

>>97883820
AAAAAAAA

>>97883697
>I've just hijacked your ocular datafeed and substituted it with multiple overlapping streams of AI generated videos of davros getting spitroasted
Doctor what the fuck

>>97881029
I pick it up and throw it, like the slaves in the first dalek rebellion episode.

>>97881029
I've seen these things move.
Their turning circle is weak.
Their primary weapon is fixed to their front facing.
Circle strafe, forever.

>>97881029
Sorry this can't take that queer british shit, I mean it looks like a shitty scifi wheelchair with a plunger for a laser. Also the annoying voice, would kill it for that alone. Plus don't they have the same weaknesses of someone in a wheelchair or in those fat scooters and you can easily knock them down

>>97896852
You clearly don't know about EXTERMINATION

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKa7XrWMTZk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqFz4BrrLn0