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Ready for a "new cyoa"?

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SafTiWpoF_I
Link: https://neuecyoadeux.github.io/
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yep. I won.
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>>97909027
a thread died for this
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>>97909531
what if you were a thread and I killed you
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>>97909368
This is like staring at the control panel of an F-15.
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I like this a lot. Haven't looked at the items yet but I decided to make a tier list for the runs.

S Tier (easy picks):
Neue High - Seems pretty easy. don't see any downsides.
Gotta Catch Them All! - Pretty easy as long as you can make enough money to get more pokeballs. Theres no time limit or anything
Sightseer - Extremely easy
For Fun & Profit - this should be easy I think

A Tier:
The "Weird Route" - Maybe S tier but I wouldn't take this one
A-Rank - Probably not too hard to increase Score. I don't know if there's a way to view your Score but if there is this could be easy.
A Journey Of Transformation - Doesn't seem that bad if you can get immortality
Level Of Violence
Collector's Edition - Doesn't seem that bad if you have infinite time
On A Diet - Not that bad just don't get fat
Seduce And Destroy - This doesn't seem that bad, maybe even S Tier. It would just take a while
About Damn Time - S Tier if there's an easy way to get immortality
Pet 'Scape - Just escape and kill this guy right?

B Tier:
House Rules
Fall Guys - I assume you can just fall down normally instead of flying somewhere to find new islands so this makes it kind of hard to start out but I don't think it's that bad
S-Rank
A Battle Of Wits
World Series
May The Best Racer Win
Carnivore
Teh Urn - Maybe you can just get used to this? Then it's A Tier
Forever Faithful
Dogscape
The 'Verse is Fucking Dead - Might not be too bad
The Final Solution - S Tier if you don't hate any race
The Political Machine
Don't Shit Your Pants - unsure about this one
Hero Of Legend
The Real Treasure
Get On My Level
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>>97909895
C Tier:
The Walk - Honestly not that bad but could cause problems.
Rematch - Strong enough and this won't be a problem.
School Days - Takes a while for the homework to get really hard but unless you kill the dragon fast it would be a problem
Salesmanship - Might not be that bad
Quid Pro Quo
Super Picky
Don't Stop (no idea how you sleep with this, otherwise it might not be that bad)
Shut Up, Faker!
The Balance
Victory Royale
Thoughts And Prayers
Fuck All Of You - Since you can take your items/powers back with you it might not be that bad
Paying It Forward
Long Way Down
Busy Schedule
Blood Brothers
Sleepover Game Night - It's like World Series or the go-kart race but with more RNG, pretty bad
The Escapee
I Have A Special Plan For The 'Verse - Easier than The God Run
Play It Again
The Final Forgiveness - Depends on how you play, could be S Tier potentially
Home Away From Home
To The Moon
Neutral Route
Nameless

D Tier:
Vengeance - Probably not impossible to win against a time traveler but would be hard.
This Isn't Even My Final Form
Curse Of The Dawn
The Dad Who Stepped Up
YLYL
Festive - This seems like it might be impossible because everyone knows holidays that they don't know the exact date of, so how do you do that?
Massively Multiplayer
That Dragon, Cancer
Stoneblock
Tactical
No Hit
SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
The God Run
Let There Be Darkness
Genocide
Boggy's Basics
World 4 - I think this one is actually worse than it initially seems
Evil Has A Thousand Names - Unless there's a good strat to instantly beat this guy...
Z-Rank
Ω-Rank
You Can (Not) Choose Your Own Adventure
The Ultimate Showdown - Might be impossible
Cart Life
That Which Begins
Getting Wood (how?)
Total Drama Island
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F Tier (impossible):
Roko's Dragon
The Bad Ending
Linked - I don't get this one how do you complete it without dying?
Run (Run.)
Mind Over Matter - unless there's something that neutralizes this it would be impossible
Capeshit
Speedrun
Slowrun
Back In Time For Dinner
Itemless
The Game
Neue CYOA Babies
Minesweeper
Home-stuck (how?)
Everyone Disliked That
Gameshark
Wake Up
Boss Rush
Easy Mode (no thanks)
Free To Pay
All Life Is Precious - How is this one possible?
Every Dog Has Its Day
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>>97909972
racism is against the rules
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>>97909972
Do not redeem
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>>97909972
triggered? or couldn't afford it?
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oh hey saint
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>>97909368
This the closest something made with the assistance of AI has come thus far to being art.
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This is great man! 2 thumbs up!
You may have unironically saved the world from AI Art induced extinction by showing the world how AI Art is done well. Zero cognitohazards in this one Great Job. If I could I'd give you the Nobel Prize for art.
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>>97910675
If you want to see more AI slop, there's an author that has made almost one-hundred CYOAs using AI for the backgrounds.
>https://cyoa.allsync.com/s/owWor64yLTngDk3?dir=/CYOA%20Creators%2C%20Authors/S/Surinical%27s%20CYOAs
My favorite of them is Choon Yo Fism but it was sadly underappreciated in its time.
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>>97909895
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>>97909902
Thank you for playing! We hope you enjoy it as much as we did making it. We mostly agree with your tier list, barring a couple of choices due to some lore you may not be privy to yet. The Korean audience seems to enjoy the game quite a bit compared to the Western audience (Reverse Flynn effect?).
We currently fixed importing builds, so hopefully that wasn't a huge hindrance.
Let us know if you have any questions, we'd be happy to answer them*!
*We are only contractually obligated to answer three.
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>>97914391
What year is it? What's my name? How did I get here?
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>>97915483
1. 2026
2. I don't know. You could be anyone.
3. Where?
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