>Space Wolves
gay
>Blood Angels
zesty
>dark angels
bit queer
>Ultramarines
roman, therefore gay
are there any straight space marines?

>>97935443
>TQ
Don't be a nasty fuck, learn hygiene. More pointed at TCGers that share the space though.

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Let Chaos idols take this thread!

>>97935449
>Big, muscle men who exclusively cohabitate with other big muscle men and recruit from underage boys when it's time to replenish their numbers.
You know the answer. Space Marines are the gachi muchi faction.

fantastic start to the thread, really

>>97935463
:^)

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>>97935461
>Space Marines are the gachi muchi faction
Good to know Gachi Muchi hasn't been forgotten and remixes are still being made.
Though not as popular as it used to be.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S00y1hmfBgk

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Pretty much done, I need to apply some washes and do some minor details/highlights I have forgotten. Overall tis was fun to paint as my first bigger model.

>>97935454
i lookd at wun of da blue aliens with da fat udders and it made me feelz funny

>>97935454
I've been collecting a chapters worth of marines since I've gotten the income to do so and the time to look for deals. I haven't painted a single one of them and it hasn't made me any happier

>>97935472
you could work the tactical rock into the base a little more with some putty/terrain paste

>>97935467
It's been a while since a meme actually made me physically laugh but the nostalgia of a good gachi remix broke through

>>97935472
Nice work, anon!

Out of nowhere, I am sad because IMO Trench Crusade's Iron Sultanate is probably much better a take on historical culture than the vast majority of Games Workshop. Especially how overly safe to the point of bland Cathay is.

Drukhari-Night Lords Mon'keigh alliance when

>>97935449
>are there any straight space marines?
>faction made exclusively from Men who have taken in the sperm of older men as children
no

>>97935443
>What's some 'unwritten LGS etiquette' that more LGS goers ought to know?
Don't ever touch anyone's models without permission, and don't ask permission, because no one wants you touching their models, so don't make an awkward situation by asking in the first place

I like orks :D

reminder that in cumrag the archons prank each other by gifting others black-holes-in-a-box, meaning remants of the eldar empire used as pranks by the deldar are still league above doat man

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>>97935443
>TQ

>>97935497
>The crackhead serial killer from down the block allies with the CEO of Rape and Torture, Inc.

>>97935454
I easily have 250+ ork models unpainted and that’s not including big things like vehicles, meks, dreads, and an entire stompa I’ve only have 30 painted models so far

>>97935497
Former would find the latter unrefined and amateurish. NL torture to scare people, DE have it down to a science to extract as much anguish and suffering as possible.

I tried painting Orks purple. Now I can't find them.

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Somehow Tau will be busted in 11th
Screencap this

>>97935537
>minimum wage high school dropout
>Warhammer Expert

>>97935537
Holy milk trukk almighty

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>>97935536

>>97935510
The only thing funnier than that is realizing they have health insurance plans that cover being event-horizon'd.

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Orks never recovered from this

>>97935552
Commorragh: come for the drugs and torture, stay for the healthcare.

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>>97935552
Can teenage girls claim that?

>>97935557
Space marines also have no reproductive anatomy after transitioning to trans humans.
Just saying.

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Going to play a game, wish me luck brothers!

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>>97935529
I utterly despise the “purple is da sneakiest color!” meme. I despise it so much that I intentionally break up the purple of my orks with yellow in hopes that no one brings up the meme. that is all to say, I hope one of your models falls of your table and breaks in a really inconvenient spot that’s hard to glue back on.

>>97935578
"game"

>>97935561
man all the honkai girls look the same

>>97935578
Is it vs ultramarines on the same dining room table again?

>>97935583
You gonna post some pictures of your Orks or not?

>>97935583
But how would I know? Would I accidentally knock it down because I couldn't see it, then notice the sound?

>>97935578
Don't forget to stage some dice this time!

>>97935557
>Gender and pronouns are determined by biological sex
Erm, this is highly problematic.

>>97935537
Girls like these do anal, and they love it
t. knower

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>mfw we will never get a tau like this

>>97935600
gross

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Discuss the Ultramarine color

>>97935467
I have Chaplain Darkholme and Venerable Brother Herington in my Marine army. Gachi never dies. I was going to name a Dreadnought "Skinripper" and still might, as Brother Rambo just sounds off.

>>97935602
a tau who just looks like a blue human?

>>97935602
Good, that guy got raped to death by Didney, just like anything else that was ever worthwhile in Soi Wars

>>97935614
I'm more of a cinnabar enthusiast myself

>>97935557
orks frequently refer to each other as he in every other book, and this was never brought up again (even by mike brooks of all people), and the idea that orks who frequently borrow concepts and words from other species (primarily humans) wouldn’t also be capable to call each other by humie pronouns like “he” is retarded.

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>>97935602
Star Wars didn't even get a Thrawn like that

>>97935583
You're alright, ork-liking-anon. Good job not getting filtered by memelore.

>>97935623
Are you saying that a BL author trying to leave his mark on the setting came up with something retarded?

>>97935583
All My kommandos are purple and I hate myself for the decision. Every sperg I play has to do the "hurr hurr I cant see them" joke. I regret it immensely even though they look cool to me

>>97935621
>Didney
I am now imagining Disney led by Diddy

>>97935637
This nigga sucking diddy ass he on the DL he zesty

>>97935583
>I utterly despise the “purple is da sneakiest color!” meme.
Why?

>>97935637
Spiritually they already are

>>97935646
Not him but he's probably like me in getting annoyed by repeated jokes very quickly

>>97935646
*holds up shovel*
*gasmask noises*
Erm, this one's going into my collection

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>>97935640

>>97935537
That's a strange gradient. Not sure if I'd trust this individual with matters of paint...

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>>97935653

the admech toaster shit was literally never funny
and yet id take a life time of shitty toaster jokes over the skitarii femboy degeneracy

>>97935646
Because it's literal meme lore, it's a meme that people mistake for lore, there is no basis for it, it fucking originated as a one off joke on this very fucking forum and fucking ran amok within secondary lore circles until they forgot where it came from and started taking it as originating from some official source.

Just like the "We'z a tank!" story.

I was gonna go for tyranids but their guns look like mutant dog penises so I decided not to

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>>97935653
FASTER

>>97935486
Glad it made you laugh.
It is funniest when you play it as background music with your buddies and then the typical Gachi noises come in and your friends get taken by surprise.
>>97935616
Do you have the STL heads based off those popular Gachi Stars?
I'd love to make some joke 40k models with them.
Like Commissar Herrington, or Brother of Battle Van Darkholme. Something like that.

>>97935668
Only pure-bread dog cocks for you, huh?

>>97935663
>skitarii femboy degeneracy
The what now?

>>97935678
Bred*

>>97935668
why do you know what a dog penis looks like?

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>>97935678

>>97935646
its a bit autistic, but purple is a royal color and I feel its more suited to bad moons/freebooterz for that reason. I like the idea of orks looting a big palace and finding everyone dressed in purple and thinking that purple most have some correlation with being rich and the big boss, and the thought that my royal ork KINGS who are loud and proud are told they’re being sneaky because of a paint job is irritating. its also really forced which makes it suck more.

>>97935678
>>97935684
spelling mistake, I win
>>97935686
because I saw your maw getting fucked by one behind the 711

>>97935686
Bro actually forgot to turn on his animal penis mental filter lmao

>>97935663
>and yet id take a life time of shitty toaster jokes over the skitarii femboy degeneracy
It is a constantly overused joke tied to homosexuality that is eventually tied to political shit.
Then when you get tired of it because it is an overused joke you get accused of homophobia and things escalate from there. It is a tired pattern.
>>97935679
Some crazy woman with art talent (why do so many artists turn out to be mentally unstable I know not all of them but still) kept drawing lewd gory Skitarii twink art and it became popular among secondaries.
Then it got tiresome running into the stuff because not everybody wants to see the stuff constantly or it ran it's course and stopped being endearing for some and those who point that out get accused of homophobia.

Makes me wonder what the secret sauce is to start an annoying meme among the 40k secondaries because that artist had all of it.

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>>97935670

>>97935677
I probably have some, but my STL collection is unsorted and multiple terabytes so honestly I have no idea where or when it might be in the drives. I just took my normal, kitbashed units and added names on the bottom of the base and in Aniki's case, on the miniature itself.

>>97935602
A Tau analog to Thrawn would be Human. He's an alien among a homogenous culture who ascended to the highest ranks of military prestige on sheer tactical and observational skill by understanding his enemies, who helps rally a fractured Empire back to war footing. Then he gets killed by his kroot bodyguard.

>>97935714
>my STL collection is unsorted
Unstandable.
>multiple terabytes
Solely for STLs?
How do you get to that? I have been collecting STLs and haven't made it that far.

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Me and the them

>>97935721
Years of browsing the 'gram and making friends and awkwardly arguing with strangers alike on it. Turns out the communities have plenty of people who are willing to be friendly and some who are willing to give you STLs or even send you stuff in person as long as you are a reasonably decent human in their eyes. Of course, there are plenty of communities run by fuckwits who got a bit of power as a mod and are absolute retards and cunts, but those are ignorable.

>>97935715
But that means the Kroot eating him will be very smart.

>>97935722
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!! :DDDDDDDDDDDD

>>97935736
Assuming that kroot isn't killed immediately.

>>97935721
You start grabbing stls when you see them cause you never know when GW narcs or corpo lawyers will get it yanked down

>>97935734
Okay that makes sense.
I'll admit that I think a new place will have to be found as now the pirate app is getting a lot of copyright stuff so archived models are harder to get.

What do you store your files on?

>>97935797
A few HDDs. Nothing fancy.

>>97935794
I see. I've been selective of STLs I get instead of just vacuuming them up.

40mm base is harder to work with than i was expecting
not quite sure how i want to base my character after realizing i don't have room for all the little details

>the year is 2029
>12th edition has released
>units that aren't epic heroes have all been sent to legends
>all units are now groups of epic heroes
>instead of buying unit boxes, you buy boxes of random epic heroes
>but you can totally choose which epic heroes to use in a squad!

>>97935449
The Dark Angels are unironically straighter than the others ones you mentioned since at least the DA have the decency to keep it in the closet

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Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.

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>>97935862
What a day we live in, that pic is heterosexual by marine standards. It's like they're the navy.

>>97935449
>>97935862
At the risk of being associated with certain undesirable elements, Wolves have confirmed examples of having heterosexual sex.

>>97935862
What a stupid comment

>>97935872
Give Mandrake GF

Space Bears

>>97935693
Just tell em it's not purple, it's violet, and every git knows violet is for bosses wot have lotz of teef. Wot the zog would a flashy git want to be sneakier for?
And every ork nods sagely like of course this difference is obvious.

>>97935449
White Scars

>>97935942
Their battle cry? "call me daddy"

>>97935443
Don’t stand behind anyone, they don’t wash their asses and are self conscious about it.

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>>97935694

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is this guy..... running a shop out of his closet?

>>97936031
that's just a scalper

painting wise, space wolves have to be the gayest of the gay, thoughbeit
>whole army is tranny pride blue
say that you bottom without saying lmao

>>97935938
Calm down Curze

I feel bad for people who do actually like space wolves but I do genuinely hate them and blood angels the most.

>>97935927
No it makes sense. A closeted homo pretending to be not gay is straighter than an open and proud homo.

>>97936052
Wolves were cool for a short while, but ended up both flanderized by GW and made irredeemably uncool by the insane fans that "rep" them. Autists forming Para-social relationships with fictional superhuman armies and their Marvel Cinematic Universe-Tier. badly written father figures was a disaster for Warhammer 40,000. Allah forgive me, even Vtumors are superior to Primarch obsessed "fans".

>>97935862
Wrong, the Ultramarines are the straightest because they don't bottom and its only gay if you bottom

>>97936052
the collage entry is becoming a challenge for anyone doing more than a token helmet. powder blue is so fucking boring to paint

>>97935862
>Named after a poem by Lionel Johnson about keeping the fact that he's gay a secret
On a meta level, DA are the very gayest of them all

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Give Polar Bear Marines.

>>97936097
>keeping the fact that he's gay a secret
Exactly, they pretend to be straight around everyone else while the BA and SW are the out, open, and proud homos

Why Marines attrack the weirdest people?

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How likely would it be the villain in a Star Trek episode?
>Guaranteed: Imperium, Dark Eldar, Tyranids, Orks, Chaos
>Likely: Necrons (some lords can be reasoned with), Tau ("they're us but assholes")
>Possibly: Eldar, Votann

>>97936122
Stop spamming this shit

>>97936101
do it yourself, you lazy fuck

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>Enter GW
>See two tables being played on
>One is Death Guard with Mortarion, Typhus, Defiler, Knights, etc vs Tau
>Other table is Necrons vs Tau
>Tau is kicking both their asses
The fuck is this shit?

>>97936122
>Star Trek
No one cares about this shit show.

What sounds better for a series for 40k? One that's based off wild west movies or one that's based off adveture/treasure hunting movies like Indiana Jones?

>>97936135
Blue booty stronk

>>97936135
40k normal games?

>>97936140
>x in the flavor of y
kys

>>97936140
none of those concepts seems fitting for the endless war universe but if i had to choose some kind of sci-fi western ala mandalorian with gsc and inquisitors sounds at least interesting

>>97936138
Could be worse, could be Soi Wars

>>97936140
Why would i change the core of something that is already good, faggot? Just make a series about Horus Heresy

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Is Xenophilia too Slaanesh for 40k?

>>97936122
cool list, but what KIND of star trek villain would they be?
>villain who is far more advanced and malicious, but just wants to fuck with the crew, and they need to find a way to escape him
>villain who is less advanced, but still poses a potential threat, and the crew is either bound by the prime directive or have bigger concerns that need addressing before the villain
>villain who represents humanity’s barbaric past and the need to overcome it
>villain who seems to be completely normal, and doesn’t (originally) harbor ill intentions toward the crew, but who is found out to be part of a fucked up society that the crew objects to
>villain who seems nice, but is secretly planning on fucking over the crew in some way
>villain who takes advantage of an awkward situation and holds something/someone hostage, and now the crew needs to negotiate with tact (while finding a way to forcibly rescue the hostage)

Milk for Khorne Flakes

>>97936158
its easy to be a xenophile when your female aliens are just humans painted a different color or have some special decoration on their face and head.
Starship Troopers and Helldivers has 8 foot tall alien bugs that aren’t remotely human, and in Warhammer 40K they’re all horrifically ugly and want to murder you, and the only “hot” ones believe you’re a disgusting slobbering animal no matter how hygienic, articulate, and intelligent you may be.

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>>97935443

>desk too short for good posture
>lighting is terrible
>brushes all old and not in great shape
>home made wet pallet is ass and paint thinness is questionable
>have about an hour each evening to paint

>>97936188
Silly anon, female Tyranid players find 8 foot tall alien bugs especially arousing.

>>97936158
Unfortunately "xenophile" these days usually just means "closet furry" or "HFY tard who played too much gachaslop." The days of Captain Kirk wooing colorful space babes are behind us.

Would you let a tyranid female introduce her ovipositor into you? That's why we can't be xenophiles here.

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I've got 50 points to spare in my Iron Warriors list and figured I could add a Cultist Mob in for the hell of it, but don't care for them What's a cool proxy I could use for them model wise? Some sort of Dark Mech Skitarii kitbash?

>>97936208

Chaos dwarves

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>Humanity Fuck Yeah?
>No, this game is Humanity Fucks YOU

>>97936233
Space Wolves

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Bote Marines

>>97936208
Arco-flagellants make a good base for it

>>97936233
Space Wolves, Imperial Knights

>>97936233
I really hate faggots bros

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>>97936251
>Imperial Knights
How do I pretend pic is a giant robot?

>>97936258
is that meant to be sheev?

>>97936233
Blood Angels

>>97936237
Hear me out; Craftworld Botes

>>97936268
Imperial Knights were Empire loyal Jedi in the Legacy era (about 130 years ABY).

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>>97936188
I would do things to a neurolictor

>>97936188
I guarantee there are Eldar women with a fat ugly bastard fetish.

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is mixing a custom color for a company from citadel paints a bad idea? the gunmetal i'm looking for might be a de-saturated stegadon scale green

>>97936343
>citadel paints
bad idea to begin with

>>97936381
lgs had vallejo and citadel
sombre gris was not what i was looking for either

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3 legs down, 3 more to go.

>>97936188
>and the only “hot” ones believe you’re a disgusting slobbering animal no matter how hygienic, articulate, and intelligent you may be.
Not so, Eldar view Imperials as barbaric creatures because of their dogmas, particular hygiene issues, and violent xenophobia. They were fine with Humans before the Great Crusade.

>>97936343
>>97936381
nvm, stegadon has decent equivalents according to charts. i'll have to order online if i run out
i'm painting with stegadon green rn, it's very nice

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Xenophilia belongs only to the true kin.

sorry chuds, I'm NOT giving up the big booba tau wife

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Does anon remember to remain hydrated?

Kinda wanna kitbash khadrons with some necromunda squats for a votann army.

>>97936400
Even the nicest human would still seem like a dim-witted, clumsy creature to an Eldar.

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Are Asuryani even really unjustified in seeing humans as retard barbarians?

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Which smurf successor is the most Roman besides the smurfs? Hard mode: Besides the consuls.

>>97936482
>whoberries
I don't care

>>97936471
dat og power stance

>>97936343
Custom colors are way easier with dropper bottles since you can write down the ratio, for future reference.

So, when does 11E arrive?

>>97936031
Looks like the shelves of a comic store someplace downtown.

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>>97936471

>>97936511
most predictions are for june

Think GW will bother with faction focus articles to tease new and/or updated detachments?

How "normal" (by Imperial standards) could an Admech act without being seen as taboo? A lot of big name characters in 40k humanize the crazy meme level personalities associated with the different aspects of the Imperium, like Caiphas Cain.

Are there any admech books that make the tech priests feel relatable? I get that some lobotomies themselves for the job, but there's got to be some tech priests who go & grab a pint of motor oil after a long day right? Maybe oggle the biologis girl with the big tit's? Relax & bet on the outcome of a underground BattleServo-skull match?

>>97935453
Sick!

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Had a fun game, only 1k pts and I did win this time. Rolls went my way and Wolves did their part.

>>97936684
>same terrain and table and ultras
>no dice, no measuring implements, no objective markers, no cards

>>97935449
night lords have hot goth slave girlfriends

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>>97936684
Where is the Battle Report, anon.

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>>97936684

>>97935537
Imagine the smell.

>>97936605
Probably. They have no reason not to - they'll be running out of stuff to tease from the box set in another couple weeks and they'll need something to fill the time between then and the edition launch.

>97936684
Either
>his opponent is the same guy who only uses ultramarines and doesn't buy new units
or
>He has a whole other chunk of space marines he wheels out for photo shoots.

But given that the basing looks to be very similar, I'm going with the latter. I'm sure I'm wrong, but most people who have models that well painted and enough to field for a full game surely have other models they could play.

>>97936684
How long will you keep up this facade?

>>97936707
>but most people who have models that well painted
>that well painted
LOL

>>97936709
Probably as long as people keep replying to him.

>>97936205
yes, but that's my fetish

>>97936709
There is no facade, I play games regularly.

>>97936710
Kys nomodels

>>97936399
Based
Jelly

>>97936710
I mean in comparison to >>97935453 or when Ultralesbian was starting

>>97936793
>a retard is better than a shitpost and somebody who was literally just starting
on the other hand, said retard hasn't improved in over 2 years of shitting up our general and hasn't painted anything in 9 months whereas the ultrafag actually learned to thin paints and cover every detail
(you) tried

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i like custodes. female custodes should have appealed to gooners and not the woke crowd

>>97936806
Oh yeah, the improvement from her early intercessors/land speeder to the Belakor is pretty staggering. I'm pretty sure she sold(?) her ultramarines too so the moniker is also pretty flimsy.

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will gw put those new models into legends?

>>97936836
Probably not for a while.
I do wonder what model(s) went into legends the fastest.

>>97936853
i heard the leviathan went super fast after being released in plastic

>>97936857
Bringing a 160 point leviathan to a 40k game feels like cheating

>>97936882
it's a cool model, and that should have always been the driving force in army making, not meta. hell i've bought coronus grav carrier despite meta wise it being awfule because it looks cool

>>97936889
Oh that's why I got it for sure. But my bro is queasy about it.

Day 3 of watching every interview I can find of OG 40k writers Rick Priestly and Andy Chambers and counting how many times they say "satire". Zero so far shockingly!

>>97936895
Why point out that the obviously satire/parody setting is a satire/parody setting?

>>97936902
Why indeed is the question I ask myself! For it seems the extremely obvious and utterly incontestable nature of the setting's satirical underpinning seems lost on the setting's very creators, who in their detailing of early intent and influences fail to bring up satire at all. All I've encountered thus far is Rick mentioning the "ironic" elements he envisaged imperial bureaucracy demonstrating in it's inflexibility and mismanagement, and imperial faith as a superstition, both of which seem to betray his own cynicism toward corrupt management and faith generally. The search continues

Its kind of wild to think loyal space marines have never had good models, they're either short little retards or pr*maris

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>>97936942
>Its kind of wild to think loyal space marines have never had good models
why do you lie anon

Anyone have a paint rec for a very dark grey? Like basically something that would look almost black next to bright colors but would be noticably brighter than, say, Abaddon black, if they were next to each other?
While I'm asking, perhaps a dark, reddish leather color also?

>>97936951
Why are there legs so thin
why are there arms above their ears
They look retarded

>>97936951
Holy fuck this looks like a pain in the ass to paint

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>>97936942
You can never make me hate heroic scale marines.

>struggle with expensive brush seethe cope keep trying for days to work with it
>swap to random 1$ synthetic brush
>it just werks, perfect amount of paint retention, no splitting perfect tip
Explain this

>>97936971
skill issue

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What should I get for my black templars. Currently planning on replacing the 2nd place holder land raider with a repulsor executioner.

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>>97936987
oops, meant to post this pic

>>97936987
>>97936992
Have you considered 20 crusaders?

>>97936992
Hammerfall bunker
Those look great. I was gonna start a Templar army, but I pivoted to Iron Hands cause I like building/kitbashing and I want to use all the dumb shit that nobody runs like bunkers and fire strike turrets.

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> coolest kit in a long while
> lots of csm, loyalist, renegade potential
> great for conversions
> primaris scale


And then they sold it in 5s, and fucked everything up.

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>>97935552
Do they give minor time travel to make up for lost time?

>>97936992
you forgot the crusader squads
>random iron warriors tank

>>97937041
surely they don't cost as much as 10 normal chaos marines
surely they don't have fewer bits than them at the very least

>>97937041
GW is very paradoxical in that they want money but then make choices that make them not get more money than they want.

>>97937052
LOL

Any good books about the new space dwarfs? And where can I download the ebooks for free.
t. Likes 50k books.

Since the Demiurge were retconned to be Votann, does that mean that there is a mid-sized Votann population in the Tau Empire? What clan are they, if so? Or were the Demiurge dropped?

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>>97936966
>mfw daemon weapons are the closest things to devil arms here

>>97937101
Nah, the Demiurge that worked with the Tau are a lost clan that died out and are now just an identity the other Votann assume when trading with the tau

>>97937101
the demiurgs haven't joined the tau empire, no, they are allies and trade partners but they didn't integrate

the tau mistakenly believe that the demiurgs fleet is everything that is left of their seemingly near-extinct race, which is why they're so puzzled at them refusing to join
the demiurgs don't share much and won't clear the misunderstanding

>>97937154
Liar.

>>97937101
Votann, demiurg and squats are all the same.

>>97936987
>>97936992
I know nothing about loyalist marines but some termies and their melee dread variant wouldn't hurt.

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>>97935443
Hey everyone it's once again time for the collage anchor posts. This month's theme was crucible character and/or "space wolves getting absolutely destroyed".
I'll try to post every thread but I'll also check the archive as usual. If you want to make it easier to find in the archive include "april collage submission" in the post.

Here is the vote for next month's theme:
https://strawpoll.com/40Zm4p3Ylga

Looking forward to seeing what you've cooked up this time!

>>97935472
Looks great! But a space wolf helmet on the base would take it even further.

>>97937186
>go all out is winning
damn i really should have held off on painting my back up collage model this month, oh well time to find something else to paint.

>>97935449
executioners

Slow day today

>>97935926
They actually don't. The only "known" example is getting catfished by alien trannies, and therefore still gay. Gayer than fucking men, even.

>>97937304
don't worry, not much longer until the resident clown wakes up and then we'll be back to the usual

>>97937304
No, Fry day today

>>97937247
I think it's a fitting theme for the anniversary

>>97937321
oh definitely, i'm just gonna struggle to find something to paint since i've already started a lot of things that would have been good for next month if that ends up being the theme.

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>MY ASSHOLE IS PROSTHETIC

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>>97937041
I'm sure these are perfectly adequate

>>97937169
retcons are fake lore throughbeit

>>97935477
Did you build them at least? If you enjoy building, maybe try some gunpla since all that’s needed is building.

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>>97937372
not a retcon

>>97937387
the worst retcons are
>here is thing (you like), but actually new thing (that you don't like) was thing all along!

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New character Warsmith Gravox - bravo GW
Where's Warsmith Bovril?
https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Gravox

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>>97935277
The Dark Vengeance Chosen are great models, just be sure to give em some little raised bases so they don't feel inadequate next to their modern brothers.

>>97937395
Very shocked and surprised that Australia might have something besides Mad Max to inspire someone

>>97937394
>space dwarfs were space dwarfs all along
oh no! the inhumanity! the shameless abuse of continuity!

>Go into local GW for a box of sisters
>Owner is playing his orks against 4 tweens all playing different version of imperial guard
>They squeal "For the commissar!" as they roll their attacks

Its not the kids with space marines screaming "for the emprah" of my youth but perhaps there is still hope.

>>97936825
>appealed to gooners
but custodes are all miserable cunts even by power armour standards. You through aunt flo into the mix and you are dealing with the most miserable people on Terra.

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>bane blade if it was actually cool as fuck

>>97937408
Decal doctor here. Hydra's heads should face forward. It also looks small, wasn't there a bigger one that fit the pauldron?

>>97937424
Oh no the little Timmys are doing a fash

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Wolverine's claws

>>97937356
Why is he wearing a fucked up power armour if he was in a terminator armour when he got melta'd?

>>97937408
Why taking a closeup of a model that isn't meant to be shown in that way?

>>97937458
>that isn't meant to be shown in that way?
Says who? a polack like you?

>>97937446
I didnt say they were playing Black Templars mate.

>>97937453
Because his terminator armor was melta'd.

>>97937453
Because it looks cool.

>>97937356
And that, children, is why we must pay our taxes.

>>97937460
Insults won't make the mini suddenly look good

>>97936882
it was 215 points for the first 2/3 of the edition, we earned it

>>97937503
the words of a polack mean less than a dried up dog turd on the side of the road.

>>97937453
because abbadon already was the chaos character in termie armour

>>97937517
this nigga replying to dog turds LMAO

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>Iron within, iron with-ACK!

My armies?
Red corsairs.
Aeldari corsairs.
Freebooterz.

>>97937537
>Post my models? Haha, don’t be so silly.

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>>97937537
Come to the dark side.
Complete the set.

>>97937537
>Freebooterz
What?

>>97937537
red corsairs aren't pirates

>>97937558
Yes they are.

>>97937506
215 seems more appropriate though

>>97937558
they are the literal definition of pirate, you dumb fat fuck

>>97937558
>the guys literally called “red pirates” aren’t pirates
just because they don’t wear tricorn hats and eyepatches and say “arrr” doesn’t mean they aren’t pirates

>>97937562
>>97937564
no, they aren't pirates, they have no model with a peg leg or coat or hook or cool hat or eyepatch

at best they're somali pirates in space
but they aren't pirates

>going to the local game store today to buy my first model set
any recommendations?

So I am reading the new Eye of Terror campaign book. It added some nice lore for the Black Legion.
Aspiring members of the Black Legion have to run a gauntlet of daemon worlds, where they have to resist the whispers of the daemons and their gods. They have to defeat the daemonic champions of the Chaos Gods and present their trophies in tribute to Abaddon to prove that they scorn Chaos and are utterly loyal to the Warmaster.
During the last stand of the Black Legion against the Iron Warriors, not a single Black Legionnaire surrendered. They died with oaths to the Warmaster on their lips.

I really don't get why people still say that the Black Legion serves Chaos.

>>97937571
How about starting with a model kit you like the look of, retard

>>97937571
kys asshole

>>97937574
Really? Would that work??
I was just planning on buying whatever anon told me to buy without even looking at the box first.

>>97937567
yes, it does mean exactly that

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>>97937567
>>97937569
lol. but also you are wrong on this count. its funny how many people who argue here are ignorant of even the most basic facts

>>97937567
>>97937569
this but unironically. ork freebooterz are the only space pirates in 40K and that’s why orks are the greatest of all time.

How many space marines would be required to defeat one warframe?

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>>97937581
>I'll now post the one model that's not a red corsair
>that will show him and prove red corsairs are pirates!

>>97937592
one space wolf could take them all at once

>>97937601
In his ass maybe

>>97937590
What makes an Ork a pirate?

>>97937618
the 'at

>>97937618
A nice hat and a funny accent.

>>97937618
generally, the hat

>>97937601
LOL

Picked up my Defiler and Mutilators today. Kind of wish I'd grabbed that character that can join Oblits/Mutilators as well, but I might make a <my dudes> knock off perhaps