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>Pokémon of the thread
Kadabra

>QoTT
Who would be blessing human-poke marriage in the world of Pokémon? Should anyone?

>>82277104
I can't imagine such ceremony on the part of most mons, but I think any psychic, ghost or dragon type would be fit to do it. The most capable of being respectfully spiritual.

But then again, maybe they all have their own rites.

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>>82277104
>QoTT
You find an adherent of the Almighty Sinnoh for the blessing of Arceus.

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>>82275144
Finally someone said it! I dont know why but girls looking nervous really do it for me. Must be a ENF thing or something.
Anyway I made this way back when that edit came out because i didnt like the new face

>>82277104
The local Gym Leader

>>82280120
Just keep her far, FAR away from a Protector and we're good.

>>82281498
Call me a nigger because I'd pick her cotton

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I got quite a lucky catch at the gym today

A big meaty bunny by the look of things

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>>82282713
Hey congrats anon! Also got lucky and FINALLY found a shiny Spritzee yesterday, and she happens to be a girl too.
At the same time bummed out that Trapinch are all but gone from max spots...

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Soft

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Might be in a Gardevoir mood tonight.

>>82283561
Oh shit, you finally got her. Congrats, man. Guess I can stop hunting for them now. Though if you want a shiny Trapinch that bad, then it'll simply be a replacement search.

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Science?

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>>82284348
Science

>>82284348
What exactly is the purpose of this study?

>>82284380
Human×Pokémon breeding compatibility and how much the offspring inherits from each parent

>>82284362
Do it then, Oak, you giant pussy.

>>82284380
He probably wants to know if human seed can impregnate a Pikachu, but doesn't trust peer reviewed studies.

>>82284434
>Pokemon born from a human father is guaranteed perfect IVs
>This is kept hush to porevent Pokemon breeders from forcing themselves on their Pokemon
>All the top trainers got there by using the Pokemon they fathered

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>>82284562
Hagorina

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>>82277104
Blessed be the spoon fox

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>>82284496
Strengthening the bonds between Pokémon and trainer result in stronger children...or so the old wives tale goes.

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You only get to fuck one. Who do you choose?

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>>82284299
Thanks MA. You never had to hunt for them, remember.
I lately caught two perfect female Trapinch at max spots, it's the hardest I went on anything max shit related of all. I wanted to get more of them to fully level up my girl, and now they are all gone. Sucks. Whatever
Thank you for the offer, I didn't really have a shiny in mind. In 2024 a shiny Trapinch girl found me in SV (yeah, I wasn't looking for her) and I even got her a Moon Ball, so I'm good. Maybe YOU'RE looking for something specific now?
By the way, I'm sure you've noticed, we got another lucky trade ready. Hah.

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>>82286829
Presented like this, Zekrom
I normally would Reshiram any time of the day
also what the fuck is wrong with captcha taking 50 years to appear

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>>82286829
The one fit for human marriage

>>82286829
Reshiram was made to love.

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>>82287596
I assume it being 4/14 has something to do with it
And with my burgerland ISP IP being rangebanned, good grief

>>82284496
>Daycare employee knows Human bred Pokemon produce better IVs
>Sees way to many trainers release hundreds of newborn babies into the wild for not having perfect IVs
>takes it upon himself to prevent overpopulation

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>>82290255
On this side of the pond it's loading endlessly today
Last post I tried expired after I confirmed captcha and submitted the post

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>>82287510
>You never had to hunt for them, remember.
I refuse your stance. On that subject, though, there's something I forget. Was it the shiny fire Oricorio you were looking for? No specific shiny pops up for me at the moment, but perhaps I can think of one in time. For the moment, I'm content to enjoy the shinies I've recently acquired. Plus Home integration means I finally put in a little baby Ralts into Z-A. Maybe now I'll finally get back to it, got distracted by other stuff.

That was surprisingly quick on the new lucky trade. Perhaps I ought to now prioritize maybe just one pokemon I'd like to actually raise in use in Go instead of focusing purely on looks. I got time to think about it.

>>82287596
>>82290255
It ain't you guys, I was around when the site's captcha was fucked last night. Returned after roughly an hour or so, but now it takes forever to load a captcha and then post. Very annoying, reminds me of the dial-up days.

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>>82286829
Use the DNA splicers to merge Kyurem and Reshiram, then fuck White Kyurem. Either that, or chase down Colress, get him yo make some super DNA splicers, use them to merge all three back into the Original Dragon, and then fuck her senseless.

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>>82291246
Nah, it was more like "what is okay for that Tropius? maybe another regional? lucky Oricorio sounds fine"
Have fun playing with your Ralts in ZA. I haven't touched the game this year at all
On a side note, your gifts are noted and appreciated. Nothing like a fitting sticker for a postcard.

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Posting is actually misareble

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>>82291549
Well damn, guess I'll hold onto her, then. Still a great addition to my shiny dex. Probably will get back to Z-A after dinner. I try my best to do funny or fitting stickers for the various stops around these parts. If there's one thing that's cool about having to go running around, it's finding weird stops I've never seen before.

And yes, posting absolutely sucks. Though it might've been me at first but it seems to be universal at the moment.

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I can not get enough of my Bunny after catching her shiny

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>>82291634
Someone went and fucked with the captcha load times. Whether this was a malicious prank by an unknown party or a deliberate thing done by the staff to bully people into buying more passes is yet to be seen.

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>>82292299
>done by the staff to bully people into buying more passes is yet to be seen.
I am a passcuck and can confirm it's slow for me as well, so something is going wrong.

Man, we really can't post now, can we?

Can't upload...

Are we back?

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>>82294670
Seems like it... for now.

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>>82294752
I just want to be horny for my pokemon, why this gotta be so difficult.

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>>82294774
Dunno. Ask that damn Porygon-Z who got herself tangled in 4chan's net code.

>>82294929
I don't think Porygon even have gender...

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>>82292292
I somewhat prefer her regular coloring, but buns are all still worthy of being loved.

>>82295038
I think you have it give it to them.

>>82295725
Giving genders sounds dangerous.

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>>82284362
Pika

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>got Mew a thing she wanted in Pokopia
>she immediately flips upside down and shows me her crotch as if presenting herself

>>82286829
Reshiram was always one of my original Gen 5 favs.

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>>82295724
While I agree with all buns being amazing and eager to share love with their trainers, I just really appreciate the cotton candy pink fur they have as a shiny. A very nice highlight, even though their base form is already incredible.

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M(you)!

>>82296401
Very nice

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This fat cat needs to lose weight.

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I can't seem to reliably post on any board lately, tried to bump here a few times but can't get through.

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>>82299010
*slaps ass*

You bet this fat bitch can sit on so many human faces. Oh, don't let her grumpy face and tsundere haughtiness fool you, she LOVES to be absolutely stuffed with human dick even more than she likes eating!

But don't tell her that, or she'll show you why she can out-speed Latios with those paw claws.

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>>82299052
I couldn't either, I kept getting timed out connection. I'm surprised that about 4th+ attempt went through as the post wasn't appearing when I was trying to make it
Shitshow, shitshow

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My Lopunny doesn't understand why I keep threatening to eat her after she evolved...

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>>82298222
I think the idea of her cotton candy poofs is adorable, but I don't think it goes very well with her brown fur at all. If they really wanted it to look good, they should have changed the color of her regular fur as well. Perhaps a vanilla or soft cream to complement the pink.

>>82299052
For me, i send the message, it loads to 100% then MAYBE it posts, but if it does the reply window stays up and i have to update to see my post.
Made me double post a few times

>>82303413
Yeah, that's what's happening to me, too. Still not sure what's causing the issue, but right now it's only an annoyance - you can get shit across if you're determined enough. Really hope they fix this soon, though - my patience is running out.

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>>82304856
This artist is a pedophile stop posting.

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>>82306320
double-digit "pedophile" where the girl's legal marriage age and it's just jews unsubtly pushing antinatalism, or single-digit "pedophile" like when those same jews molest kindergardeners?

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>>82306516
I don't know anything about any of the artists I post, and don't think I intend to know anything but their potential open spot for commissions. Shame if so, but I also love tiny brat mons made for breaking.

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>>82306320
Just from browsing his art on e6 and FA...I see nothing blatant. He's drawn a few characters with small tits (or no tits at all where applicable, like on this Salandit here) but also a bunch with normal ones; his art style seems to just make everything look round and almost chibi-esque, so I can see how it may be interpreted as questionable, but there's nothing blatant there.

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>>82306320
>Doesn't know the difference between shortstack and loli
Sad

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>>82306516
>double-digit "pedophile" where the girl's legal marriage age and it's just jews unsubtly pushing antinatalism
Even back in the 1960s before the vast majority of cited fuckery, mid-teens was a decidedly unusual age of first childbirth, let alone early puberty. The effect on net fertility rates may have a sensible utility argument to compensate for other factors like the escalation of spinsters (though the reasons for it being historically atypical apply even more strongly today), but the creep of strictness on teenage sexual activity is just an intensification of taboos going back centuries rather than any kind of plot.

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>>82306320
I don't care if he's drawn Poppy taking charizard dick, bro.

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>artist drama
Who cares, artists aren't celebrities or values you subscribe to. You can hate them while liking (some of) their art. ECM for example is a deranged lunatic but once in a longer while he draws something that is decent
>art drama
Pixels don't have rights, and saying that as someone whose love for small mons ends at Mew, Mesprit, Celebi, Victini, Jirachi and Shaymin

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Sex with Duraludon
now you've seen it

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Anyone have some joltik stuff? I remember a set where she was talking made lewd stuff but I can't find it.

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>>82307890
Only this on my end

>>82306320
Its all drawings. Fuck off with that or show proof he did something.

>>82298222
Buneary has correct me eyes

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>>82307890
Here is my favorite little electric spider

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>>82308088
Here we go! Wasn't there like 2 more to this set?

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>>82308104
I remember at least a few more in this same vein, but nothing in this sex exactly beyond a commanding small/bottom

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First the full art, now the shiny. Is it a sign?

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>>82308607
Same happened to me with 'zard, except shiny was first. Sign? Unlikely but I don't mind.

>>82306516
>Coping. And Whataboutism.

>>82306853
They are an IRL pedophile moron.

>>82306952
>>82310187
See.

>>82307941
>cope

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if you're in the poketits thread and you aren't posting poketits you're wrong by default and probably a bot

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>>82310238
I would never step foot in a poketits thread because original pokemon are the best pokemon to breed.

>>82315936
He says posting an earlier stage of a canonical poketit-bearer.

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>>82316292
Not just "a" canonical Poketit-bearer - "THE" OG canonical Poketit-bearer. The gal with the rack other Pokemon WISHED they had.