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ToTT:
this most likely

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mmm... fee-
Wait! This isn't eating feesh!

>>82284654
>WHERE'S MY HUG AT

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Why are scalie males so predisposed to looking like twinks?

>>82285012
Might want to look closer anon because that one's got some bazoinkers

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Site's still being fucky, I think it ate my post, Captcha's taking forever to load too. What's up?

>>82285102
>>82285182
(both me)
Man, it took like 10 minutes for the first one to clear

>>82284654
>Today's featured image is probably not an acceptable greeting.
wrong
they get upset if you don't do it

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>>82285012
We just don't know.

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>>82285102
Nah, the character's 100% a male
>>82285219
Truly one of life's biggest mysteries

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Peril was far happier being Scarlet's slave, killing prisoners in the SkyWing arena, eating coal, and having no friends.

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The cutest scaly butthole doesn't exis--

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I HATE K*bolds

what scaly INTERNET media do you remember from way back when?
https://youtu.be/iojKvKKUTZY

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>>82285856
Looks like someone's experiencing some sour grapes.
What's the matter, upset no kobold wants to serve in that musty basement you call a 'lair'?

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>>82286109
No! K*bolds are DUMB and STUPID and SMALL and they smell BAD and they are too clingy and they literally die if you criticise them even ONCE. Really, humans are just better helpers

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I just want a friend I can go on adventures with.

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>>82286177
>K*bolds are DUMB and STUPID and SMALL and they smell BAD and they are too clingy and they literally die if you criticise them even ONCE
my god, they're just like me

>>82286177
Wyvern talons posted this, YWNBAD

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freddy fazbirb

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>>82286296
Why would I want to be a dragoncel? Everyone knows that dragons females love their wyvern partners

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Chadverns.

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>>82286349
wyvern hoards are 95% smaller then dragon hoards on average. your opinion doesnt matter cope and seethe wygger peasant

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>>82286392
>muh hoards
Is this ligga serious? Everyone knows that dragoids who boast about how many things they have collected are seriously insecure and overcompensating for something

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>>82286349
>>82286177
>W*vern
>calling others stupid
lmfao

Enjoy your humans. Those perverted talon-lickers are probably the only ones willing to put up with you overgrown bats.

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I see it's prime WYVERNTARD POSTING HOURS. Imagine not having forelegs. With my superior anatomy, I was able to pull a SEXY HUMAN, who married my BALLS.

>>82286349
>it was a jealous wyverncel the whole time
>probably approached a kobold once and got rejected, now "hates" kobolds
>"hates" dragons while obsessively fantasizing about dragon sex
Anon, I promise you there are kobolds out there who will settle for a wyvern. Don't spend your life pining for things you'll never have.

And be honest with yourself about wanting to be made a dragon's sex slave. You'll be happier for it, and someday it might even happen.

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>>82286512
As much as I'd hate to admit it, anon's probably right.
There was that one who settled for a n**dle, after all. And frankly, I consider them even lesser than Wyverns.

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guys I hacked into the 4chan servers and this is all a noodle plot to take all the humans for themselves while the rest of you are distracted you have to stop them before they-- NO! NOOOOO987YTFDSaz

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>>82286466
>JOKEbold opinion
Immediately discarded. Sorry buddy, but this is the grown-ups table. Besides, I'm not sure arguing online is good for the pebble you call a heart
>>82286484
>engaging in anything romantic with a human
The absolute state of dragoncels
>>82286512
>fanfiction
Lol no
>And be honest with yourself about wanting to be made a dragon's sex slave.
No! I don't want that! Dragons are vain and superficial! They disgust me!

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>>82286529
Way to out yourself as uneducated, if it weren't for us Noodles you wouldn't have water treatment or indoor running water. You probably bathe in mud, the West(ern) has fallen

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I want to be a Tama!

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>>82286529
The noodle gave them love and praise, something they would never hear from a dragon. Also headpats. Is it really that surprising???

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Sup /scaly/, it's been a while since I last posted anything SCP related around here, but here I am once more. A friend wrote this recently-ish and I thought I'd share it here: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-zadotek

As a heads up, it's pure worldbuilding meant to serve as an stepping stone for further articles. If that's not your thing then I'd skip it.

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Would you a birb?

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>>82287710
Certainly.

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Whatever the fuck is going on with the Captcha is driving me nuts.

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>>82286622
me too

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what the hell are they doing to the captchas? any clue why they're so slow?

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>>82288141
Been shitting itself all day, there was an hour long period where it would just straight up present a 404 in the box

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You will never know this level of companionship.

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>>82288267
>pic
Why must dragons be so cruel?
Is it really so wrong to want a little love and adoration from time to time?

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>>82288141
>>82288223
The jews running this website slowed down the captchas intentionally. They likely want more people to buy 4chan pass

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would you FIGHT a birb?

>>82288434
Only if it's combat cuddling.

>>82288426
this appears to be hitting everybody, because posts are taking ages to register as well

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noodle!

>>82288575
According to that post, it's something they did to the site's code, so it would indeed hit everyone regardless of where they were posting from.

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/scaly/ has been slow today

>>82289828
Whole site has been, my ligga

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>>82288434
I'd tongue-punch him/her in the cloaca. If that's what you mean.

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>>82289828
Even with a pass, uploading is particularly slow.

Wonder if the site is getting DDOS'd

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>>82289919
>Riptor
The new version of her is pure sex, but I still have a soft spot for her OG design. Fortunately, due to her story in the more recent game stating that both forms are canon, that Stalker Units are mass-produced, and they can be bought and owned by whoever can afford their pricetag, it's technically possible to have both as waifus.

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>>82289947
>Wonder if the site is getting DDOS'd
Them 'jak boys up to their yearly bullshit?

>>82284654
>ToTT
i would:
>look at them furtively and hope they don't notice
>eventually leave without speaking to or meeting them
>never see them again

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>>82286576
That animation will never not make me smile

>>82287816
Ideal polycule

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>>82290815
Imagine that wyvern is as big as a city bus being silly dancing like that

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>>82291794
>street breakdance competition with a bus-sized wyvern whipping themself around
I've GOT to see that now.

>>82291387
>horn-specific bondage gear
to stop them from shooting off like rockets, i suppose?

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>>82291902
Tfw no wyvern sitting her big booty on my human face...

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>>82284654
>ToTT
hugs. that is all I'm doing. I'll be nonverbal for like at least a few minutes.

>>82282666
>It's a good thing just being in there in general excites her enough. If she gets bored of you just laying in there gaming, you might have to pick up naked, slippery calisthenics or you'll find yourself deposited in the dog house.

Since dogs or doghouses aren't really a thing in WoF and she wouldn't understand the phrase, I choose to interpret the "dog house" as her dragging me out of her pussy with her tail and shoving me up her ass instead. It's probably tight enough going up that hole that my arms will be pressed to my sides and I won't be able to reach for my switch let alone use it, so I'll have to focus on her instead. Either way I'm not leaving for a while.

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Would you a skelebirb??

dragon seller, i am going into battle, and i need your strongest dragons

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>>82290315
You would need to be stupid rich to do that though. Stalkers are military units after all, even one would cost several millions.

https://youtu.be/n-NDYWPXpKg?si=BGP1GZWJmj6cCn61

https://youtu.be/n-NDYWPXpKg?si=BGP1GZWJmj6cCn61

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>>82293194
my dragons are too strong for you, traveler~

are we under attack again? i just got a 403 when trying to navigate here.

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>>82294514
>potion label "dragon killer"
>hopper
Do not poison pondhopper or I will dragon killer you, potion seller.

>>82294547
>This isn't gay scalie anal sex

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What do nature dragons smell like?

>>82296019
>They have a fragrant floral scen-
NO THEY SMELL LIKE GODDAMN DIRT

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>>82296039
Are you sure you aren't just getting tricked by a Common Green that rolled around in the mud a bit and let it dry before your date because she lied on her dating profile (complete with a pic of her wearing a flower crown) to make herself stand out?

>>82296039
The word you're looking for is petrichor. And it's a delightful smell.

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>>82296128
>tricked because lied on her dating profile
I'd never get tricked.
Look at this angelic lindwyrm I got matched with.
Such a delicate soul who surely has done nothing wrong and would never basement me.

>>82296167
>petrichor
Only noodle Tyrant Wyrms smell like that, as per The Shining Wyrm.

Misanthropanon makes the best sounds

>>82289027
All that guy did was inspect element on the button that read "get captcha (11)", and of course that's what we see in the sidebar as a result. He's also a retarded /pol/ poster. His singular saving grace is that he's not on mobile.

>>82288223
>>82288141
>>82289027
Was this guy onto something >>82286570

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What do you do in this situation?

>>82297958
I assume go to the hospital

>>82297958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8z6Eb0pcS4

>>82296874
The noodles can keep the monkeys. I'm into enslaving wyverns these days.

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>site absolutely shitting itself
I'm getting posting errors and then the post goes through anyway, almost double posted a few times

>>82297958
Well I sure as hell wouldn't be snapping a picture.
Least of all because I know it's gonna make my beloved feel deathly embarrassed over a simple mistake.
I hope she doesn't dull her teeth over it. Nothing like a sharp bite, albeit on more durable parts, to really set the mood.

>>82298537
Trying to post an image, if not anything at all is legitimately painful.

>>82298537
movie-makin’s a hard business kid
>tries to smoke cigarette
>doesn’t have the anatomy to do so comfortably
>drops it
ah damn it

>>82298572
A separate update seems to have broken my file upload dialog. Production-level software breaks more often than it used to, and the only thing it makes sense to blame is AI slop code.

It's kind of hilarious that to know if a post goes through, I've been waiting to see the error telling me it didn't.

>>82298537
Mr. Raptor! Loved your work on Jurassic Hearts 3!!!

>>82297958
kek
>>82298537
its almost like they are vibe coding site maintenance shit lol
>OH HEY YOU WANT TOP POST ON 4CHAN TODAY??? FUCKING COOLDOWNS!
desu, it could be WAY WAY WORSE in terms of site code...

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>>82297958
damn image didnt send, fix your shit gookmoot even when the sharty was being ddosed and spammed with bots it was still more usable than this trash heap

just in case the site shits the bed again, what was our secondary meetup again? 8, right?

>>82299833
It's in the OP. Yeah, it is.

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Man trying to post these past couple days has been a nightmare. Still, some good news, I'm almost finished with writing up the next release. Once the Noelle sprites are ready it'll be pretty much good to go! Then it's on to week 3, which brings us some new characters too
>a depressed salaryman who hates his job (he works hard for the money, but gets little in return, maybe >(You) can cheer him up?)
>an annoying yuppie (he's cringe, but he's doing it because he loves his family so it's hard to be completely mad at him)
I can't remember if I've posted the sketches for these characters yet (I think I might have?), but I also have some sketches for some characters I plan to introduce for week 4 down the road which leads me onto:
>>82299833
I'm familiar with the lifeboat, but just in case, Lizardanon do you mind if I shoot you a DM on FA as well? I've got an account I just use for communication (used it to message Ryukiri so I could get my writing for Noelle right). I'll send you a sketch that I haven't posted here in the thread yet first, then post it here with my trip on, so you know it's definitely me. Just want to cover the bases in case everything goes down for weeks at a time again. Plus, at some point I guess the game will need sprites that will definitely be hardcore spoilers for endings, and I know theres a few anons here that are waiting to play once the story gets more established
>coming up on a year of dev soon
crazy how much time flies, this is the longest I've been able to put into a project like this by a mile. Hopefully I can get close to week 3 being done by then; I think that would make great progress for a year. Couldn't have done it without everyone, seriously

Went over there, and you know what I realized? This is around the date that 4chan went offline last year. The chances this is all a planned opp aren't 0.

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So... who's winning?

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>>82300733
Everyone watching. Alternatively, me losing because neither are on my team...

>>82300733
It's 2 player co-op.

>>82301700
>>82301737
Is that Zilla or Zilla Jr.?

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what are they talking about?

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>>82302048
Potential ways to bribe Nudyarl into letting them into the laundry room to sniff your underwear.

>>82302577
>all those bubbles
Was she secretly a Tama all along?

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noodle

tell the guy hacking the site to fucking cut that shit out

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>>82284654
>topic
stare blankly, jaw possibly hanging agape
maybe if i'm feeling particularly brave i'd ask if i can touch in some way, purely to verify that i'm not hallucinating and for no other reason
>>82300518
i noticed that too, but i think the odds of it being deliberate are on the low side
feels safer to assume that this nonsense, like the stupid hack last year, is the product of overwhelming ineptitude rather than a deliberate act of malice (on the part of the mods, anyway)
instead they satisfy their malignant desires by letting garbage threads stay up all day

>>82303136
what the fuck is this dumb AI slop shit supposed to be

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Happy derg day to me
Happy derg day to me
I just turned fucking 40
And I'm browsing /scaly/

...Hooray?

I don't intend to attentionfag, but the thread has been a nice occasional second home over the years, so thanks for always having somewhere to come back to.

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>>82305653
Happy Birthday anon! I hope you have many more happy years to you, and that you continue to have a nice place to come back to for chatting (and fapping)

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>>82305653
Happy hatchday fellow old man anon
Im turning 35 in less than a week.
my wizard powers havent progressed into being able to summon a kobold gf but I just have to keep practicing.

>>82305746
It's been nine years, where's the sequel?

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>>82305653
happy hatchday!
have you acquired any wise dragon knowledge yet?

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>>82305653
Well, you're only two years older than me, so take comfort in knowing you're not the only old anon here.
Have a complimentary Birthday Dragon.

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dragon feet

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>Salandit used Nasty Plot!

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>>82305653
Happy hatch day!

>>82306684
It's not nasty if I consent.

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>>82305653
Based, turning 40 this year too.
Happy birthday Anon.

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>>82305682
We're here forever.

>>82305746
Happy dergday for then.

>>82305984
None sadly (I can't think of anything clever kek).

>>82306048
From what I gathered in previous threads, I think there's a couple others here who are one or two years older. Scalanon's 'till the end.

>>82307185
Thanks anon.

>>82307300
You too. Anything planned for the big 40? It's just been another year here in my case for the most part.

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the next year of the noodle is a decade from now. i wonder what will happen in the meantime...

>>82305653
Happy birthday, fellow dinosaur.

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>>82305653
Happy birthday, guy. You're an inspiration.

I'm only 30, myself. I can only hope I maintain my dedication for another ten years.

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>>82305653
Happy Egg-Escape-Day!

>>82305746
>just a few days older than me
>lusting for Kobold GF
The fuck happened back then to have such likeminded people?

As you know the kobolds in the park are free to take. But this one seems a bit suspicious...

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Just a heads up for those interested.
The complete collection of the Tyrant Comic Kickstarter has like 18 hours left.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/comicslighthouse/bissette-tyrant-deluxe-editions
Just in case any of you scaly anons want to grab a copy.
The base PDF is like $25 bucks.
What does kinda annoy me is that the physical editions don't seem to include a digital copy as well, so you have to spend like $50 for the book in addition to $25 for the pdf.

>>82308590
Why don't dinos know to wipe their mouth after they finish eating? Do they not know basic table manners??

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>>82305653
Happy belated birthday anon, hope you had a nice day!
>lots of other anons in this age range too
I'm also in my mid 30s, seems pretty statistically significant. I wonder why /scaly/ tends to skew older? Something in the '90/'00s happened to make us all like this?

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>>82305653
Happy hatchday! I hope your scales stay shiny for many more years.

>>82305746
>>82308203
My 31st birthday was just three days ago. Are we part of the true reptilian conspiracy?

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>>82300298
Lizardanon here. Unfortunately I was quite busy and need some more time for Noelle's sprites. I'll hope to get them done next week.
I've saved your sketches of these two. I'll ask about their colours again once I'm done with Noelle.
Sure, send me the DM. It's good to have more than one way to communicate.
>Picrel saved on June 4th 2025.
Time sure flies.

>>82308944
The younger scalies don't use 4chan anymore and are on telegrams or furry discords and the like

>>82308203
>>82308944
36 here. I think our age range has more to do with /trash/ itself somehow filtering out younger people. I'd hazard a guess that it's because our generation grew up having to putz around with URLs manually, while the trend over the past 20 years has been to minimize that for users.

>>82305653
Happy bursday!

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>>82308944
>Something in the '90/'00s happened to make us all like this?
40 fag here, but I've always felt like that era was just the right time and environment for us fantasy-loving boomers who then became corrupted and started fapping to lizards around the time furry art was starting to become more of a known thing. So yeah, age is probably a bit higher because we were the type who were already online and just looking up cool artwork.

Completely coincidental, but I forgot this image was from the year of my birth.

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>>82296019
She looks like she would give you a little peck on the cheek and then pull back and look down at you with a warm smile in her eyes. This reality sucks.

20 year olds have no reason to enter 4chinz, much less a naturally hidden board like trash
mid-20s would've ditched after their favorite lurk spots turned to shit
I lurk scaly for ulterior purposes

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Noodles puff up like cats as a threat display!
But, it usually doesn't end up working...

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>>82305653
happy birthday anon
here's to another however many years of this thread existing
>>82306213
ah, the good steppies
that most precious thing which all truly enlightened scalefuckers long for
>>82309557
>mid-20s would've ditched after their favorite lurk spots turned to shit
good thing /scaly/ hasn't then, i suppose, or i'd have nowhere else to go
basically no other threads hold appeal for me on this hellish site, and the rest of the internet is way too lame and gay to be worthwhile

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>>82308944
4chan in general skews older nowadays, not many people have come in since the mid-2010s when the site peaked. I'm in my late 20's and I'm convinced I'm the youngest person here sometimes.

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I'm in my early 20s. I place this on those 4chan reader mobile apps. They even expose /trash/ as well.

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>>82309653
How do you kill the damn thing? His body literally broke down like a Jenga tower at the end of Minus One and he's just fine now

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hey anons, just a reminder that they sent out the surveys if you pledged for these plushies. fill them to get your dragon of choice

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why would anyone kiss a dragon?

>>82310693
>How do you kill the damn thing
That's the neat part - you don't. It's kinda his thing. Hell, even the original Godzilla, whose body had been dissolved into nothing but a pile of bones, managed to come back to life for a bit and possess Kiryu when they salvaged his remains to build the latter. Dude is literally that "man too angry to die" meme.

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>>82311469
Why couldn't they just let the lizard have their day out in town?

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WOULDYOUABIRB<3?

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>>82311469
He has died a handful of times. Some that come to mind are when he fought Destoroyah (no, being replaced by his son doesn't count as him being revived), in GMK (he's not technically fully dead, but he's staying as a heart at the bottom of the ocean until the end of time so what's really the difference?), in Singular Point (Yes, the specific Godzilla avatar did die at the end. If the Entity brings another avatar then it would be a separate being from the original), and in that one comic where he ends up in hell.

He has died in a lot of comics actually
>>82311501
Because a dozen hiroshimas happen every time the big lizerd goes outside, and people don't like that

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>>82309203
Sent ya the message, and here's the follow up post. No worries on Noelle's sprites; just means the next version will be hopefully good to go by then and all I'll need to do is drop them into the asset folder!
>pic
A character for week 4, grumpy cop lady, she's seen some shit and she's got some suspicions on a happening at the Golden Claw; she will also play a pivotal role in one character's arc (so no further details for the thread to avoid spoilers). She hasn't got a name yet.
>the concepts
Man, I was always amazed how you were able to nail the designs almost dead on my draft sketches from just a description!

>>82311765
>Because a dozen hiroshimas happen every time the big lizerd goes outside, and people don't like that
I like it, a yearly visit from Zilla keeps the rent down.

>>82311827
>she's got some suspicions on a happening at the Golden Claw; she will also play a pivotal role in one character's arc
Ah, so she will be the one to save the player when Sarah basements the player in the wine cellar?
If she's going to be sorta a thorn in the side, why not Barb/Barbara?

>>82311972
>>82311827
I was shitposting but honestly a name similar to/evoking Maverick could work, e.g. rebel, renegade, free(/dom?), radical...

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>>82312281
>>82311827
"Rene" being short for "Renegade" would be pretty solid, actually.

Can even make a whole thing where she finds it a bit embarassing that her parents named her something so 'old fashioned' by derg standards instead of the more 'modern' conventions we see from Elizabeth and Sarah.

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Why do dragons and gryphons go together so perfectly?

>>82288373
He says he forgot, which means he already set the expectation that he would say it himself.

And for all we know the 'bold was called a "good kobold" and is crying because he wasn't called a hole, since he wanted to be demeaned. They're very silly little creatures.

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>>82313275
Heraldry

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>>82313275

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Who is the most kissable?

>>82313680
Not sure anon, I might have to repeat the experiment multiple times in order to ensure consistency with the results

>>82313680
>the flower and the slightly parted smile
I AM MELTING

>>82313680
>Moon is the largest
>bigger size means more surface area to kiss
>therefore she's objectively the most kissable
q.e.d.

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This was posted a number of threads ago, but new lizard game just came out.

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Have you jerked it to AI scalie smut?

>>82314051
No, but I enjoy looking at it.

>>82312275
>>82312281
>>82312525
Great suggestions! I like "Rene", full on Renegade is too similar to Mavvers I think, I don't want to come off as ripping AWSW (I ain't no Cringles), but Rene works great here for this and yeah fits in an homage sort of way to Saunders; I did enjoy AWSW a lot and it was one of the first VNs I every played.
Barb as well for a "thorn in the side" character is great too, but works better for an as-yet-to-be-revealed character coming later.
Thanks anons!

I used to think I was on the older side for here, but that's been thoroughly dispelled. I'm 27.

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31 years young and still raring to go for scaly smut

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You wouldn't get accidentally sat on by a scalie, would you?

>>82315153
Smolwife > Bigwife

>>82313680
The answer is probably moon, but winter might cry if you kiss him (touch-starved, parents didn't love him) and some anons might find that more appealing (like me)

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>>82315153
refer to the chart

>>82314051
This girl is gonna go out like that one guy in The Hero Yoshihiko.
To answer your question: no, as far as I know

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>>82313680
Depends on what you mean.
Moonwatcher's the most 'attractive' in that respect. Soft lips, permanently sweetened by years of eating fruit. But she's also liable to get some extreme anxiety around such a thing, and barely knows how to act around other dragons as is.

Qibli will kiss you, but, there's not going to be much behind it. He's kissing you for the practical advantage. A loveless thing, though doubtless with a lot of experience behind it. Alas, sandwings're probably one of the worst to kiss. Can't imagine that dry climate is good for their lips.

Winter, now... He's the one I'd go for. Sure, it'll be cold, and yes, he'd definitely lack any experience. But he'll melt into you most certainly. Boy is touch-starved in the extreme, after all. One kiss'd leave him ragged, practically limp in your arms. Only real issue is he might be a little static, though his desperation to earn approval is liable to push him further.

What do you think a dragon's kiss would taste like?

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>>82315568
>Qibli will kiss you, but, there's not going to be much behind it. He's kissing you for the practical advantage. A loveless thing, though doubtless with a lot of experience behind it. Alas, sandwings're probably one of the worst to kiss. Can't imagine that dry climate is good for their lips.
t. crystalbutt
Desert creatures would have the best lips, their bodies are designed to hold and retain moisture to the parts that need it. So when he does open his mouth for a kiss, you'll experience lips kept perfectly wet and wont dry out as it goes on~

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The sole purpose of kobolds