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A thread for weeby eternal virgins, pussyfree losers, and those who have no hopes of ever fucking real women! If you've given up on ever getting pussy or just prefer being a porn-addicted hand-fucker from now on then this is the thread for you!

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>>82290587
Looking my 2hunonny session friend, who disappeared without saying goodbye!
I miss you, cutie<3
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I want to add the fun pfg nonnies on simplex...
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Sometimes I wish I were chubby
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How do I become a prejac? This seems like the right place to ask...
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>>82291114
that's very achievable, nonny
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Spilling my heart out about how much I want a society that encourages men like me to just die to ass to reduce the surplus population.
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>>82291737
Nah I'm too health-conscious (read: health paranoid)
But it's fun to pretend that I'm getting fat when I eat what is in reality a normal amount of food
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>>82291772
Grim!
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>>82291907
booooooring
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>>82292237
What's grim about it? All the women love seeing cute guys squirm, and all the guys are propagandized for years until they eventually realize that getting executed by ass is a blessing. They choose this end, and it's a rear end. This is a wonderful way for a mans life to end! At the hands of the beautiful women who will have more luxury as they zero him out.
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Fart lovers <3333
I want to be these ladies
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Another day of being a NEET virgin loser helplessly in love with degenerate porn and masturbation~!
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>>82295255
based and same!
let's make this a good day of pornworship and palmfucking anon~
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>>82295255
>>82295716
+1 for sinking deeper into hopeless porn addiction!
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>>82295716
>>82295774
Already wrung my first load of the day! How are you sexy Anons doing~
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>>82295774
the deeper and more degenerate you go the better it feels!
>>82295789
currently slapping my disgusting unwashed virgin smegma-factory penis against my tummy staining it with precum thanks to you adorable degens <3
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Has anyone tried the Isla2D Beta Blocker for censoring? Is it safe to use?
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>>82296224

it works, just spend your monie anon it'll feel so good~
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love how deep I've gone and how far I've fallen. 33 year old permavirgin who finally gave up on ever losing his virginity, has to jerk off at least twice a day (more like 4 on days im not working) to keep up with my gooner libido, falling for cartoon girls, and loves the humiliation side of it so much that I can only jerk it to censored girls or non-nude girls because of the way I've conditioned myself to believe virgins like me don't deserve to see naked women.
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>>82296269
>spend your monie
no
gib 4 free
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Hewo everyone I wuv thwis thread
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>>82296397
Lucy/Ella Purnell is so sexy
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>>82292491
>>82291737
are you still around, frend?
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>>82296269
Tried it but it just keeps flickering half the time, constantly removing the censor to reapply it again. Also it's only using my CPU for whatever reason. I like the concept though
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>>82299184
I actually look like this
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time to get high and lewd~!
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I have a gf and we haven't fucked in months.
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about to jerk off to Instagram, TikTok and Pixiv again and cum without even seeing a naked woman because that's all pussyfree betas need. Probably going to end up going mindless, tongue out to sweaty armpits the way i'm feeling tonight.
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>>82301876
I wish I was still like that. I've gotten pussy before and it's not as good as fapping.
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It's truly astounding you people exist
God gave you shame for a reason listen to your conscience and log off
Get well soon
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>>82301934
damn, really? I mean i'm instinctively jealous as hell, but maybe it's not so bad being a virgin then? My hand sure knows what I like, and it can't be disappointed by me!
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>>82302022
My sex life is a stressful and complicated one. So maybe I'm an odd one out. But I do miss being a NEET gooner.
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>>82302093
I do wonder if some guys just aren't meant to reproduce for whatever reason?

I've already made peace with being a virgin more or less because I know i'm undesirable and probably not built to fuck, maybe other guys are like this?
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>>82302151
I think me and my gf are too riddled with problems unrelated to our love to have a functional relationship. So you're probably wrong.
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>>82302207
ah, well that sucks, sorry to hear that anon.
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>>82302246
Is it bad I've fetishized it and my mental illnesses?
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>>82302274
i'm in no position, i've fetishised being an autistic virgin to the point of seeing myself as being incapable of ever losing said virginity or really doing much of living an adult life
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>>82302322
You should try to get pussy at least once. Just to reinforce the fact it's not for you.
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>>82302351
see that;s the problem, when I was trying to get laid women were absolutely not attracted to me. Physically sometimes I feel like everything that could've gone wrong did.

I'm 5'6", genetically disposed to put on weight, autistic, and my dick is objectively small
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>>82302428
Find a loser woman or a drunk one
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>>82302459
tried, even the one who's a friend of mine and also the most femcel coded person I know irl never showed interest (and is also apparently a size queen? so i'm out)
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>>82302528
Hot asf I wish I had a tiny cock and was fat.
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>>82302560
I have mixed feelings on it. I got really into SPH after realising how small I am, then really depressed realising it'd never be enough for women because femcel friend was joking about barely feeling 5" and I am very much smaller than that. It's got less bad since I accepted being pussyfree properly though.
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>>82302617
It must feel amazing to be able to jerk it all at once
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Hewo I’m knew hear my Twitter is @TobaisGoons I mail 26 aspie
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>>82302648
huh, I didn't even think about average guys not being able to do that, but yeah it's a pretty good feeling. Though i'm small enough sometimes I only need to use a couple fingers
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>>82302719
My dick can't even fit in the pussy I've been in
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>>82296397
I think I remember you, you’re the guy who jerks off to instagram gym models? I enjoyed talking to you, if you’re the same guy.
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>>82302791
yeah that's me, gone non-nude only and honestly I kinda love it. there's something thrilling about getting triggered by tight shorts or the shape of her massive tits in a top, and it feeds my humiliation kink by being conditioned to believe I don't 'deserve' nudity
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>>82302815
>my humiliation kink
Ironic, I'm pussyfree yet my humiliation kink is all about nudity both male and female.
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>>82302815
Should I cum to some non nude?
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today's my first day back to work after taking a week off to do nothing but game and snack and jerk off...
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>>82302815
I enjoy learning about your insane ideas.
I like a little humiliation here and there but I want to be the one doing it.
>>82302832
Like embarrassed about being nude?
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>>82302873
>Like embarrassed about being nude?
Yeah like embarrassed nude female and male.
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>>82302911
Ohh okay, makes sense. It’s pretty hot when a guy is embarrassed.
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>>82302930
>when a guy is embarrassed.
It's extremely underrated anon
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>>82302852
definitely try it, I was skeptical at first but it's all I can cum to now. The shape of a woman in tight clothes is just so inherently erotic there's no need to see her nude unless you're having sex, which I assume you're not.
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>>82302958
It’s certainly tame as a fetish, the whole non-nude thing, but I definitely would feel less shame about that than being as into gas as I am. But actually… I also prefer it when they have clothing on too…
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>>82302873
i'll admit it's not for everyone but I get so much pleasure out of it that I want to share it. Feel like anyone who already gets off to pussyfree is experiencing the same kind of denial and humiliation and getting off to it, and if you do want to get more extreme with it you should try non-nude for a while and see if you like it. It's the next logical step after censored porn, from where i'm sitting, and that's been normalised in beta spaces.
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>>82302958
Any suggestions on where to begin.
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>>82302996
all you need is Instagram and/or TikTok. Then just search just like gymwear, gymtok, gym girl, gym outfit, dfyne for gym wear, or similar for any other type of clothing you want to see women in. Like enough, and that's all you'll get in your feed. Infinite goonfuel.
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Need to lose my virginity to fat hairy unwashed mancunt
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Vegas nonnys...
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Now that we're seemingly back I want to say hypnosis!
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>>82305330
What?
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>>82305551
wanna fuck a chubby crossdresser
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>>82305717
>letting my caged clit that close to a pussy
bakana
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>>82305717
Sniffing my dirty screen like the disgusting retard I am~
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>>82303210
I want to wear these so fucking badly
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>>82303210
I love how modern leggings and shorts all have built in ass-splitters. It's not enough to just wear a thong like a whore, even their pants need to spread their cheeks apart and prep them for anal.
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hi anons :3 so here's my deal: I hate being normie. I'm so sick of it. being degen, sexualizing whenever possible, lewding, tugging, I want to get worse and stay worse. would really love a nonny's help in doing so, especially if you're around a lot/are shut-in/neet and such. anime, moe cuteness, fully clothed girls, anime op/eds, vtubers, gacha, vidya, slop, pmvs/hmvs, anything like that and tons more I'm sure. would appreciate any help from new frens~.
>>tag: girlsloppyuu
>>82303022
would love an add from you too nonny and any other nonnude virgin tugger
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>>82303053
manpussy is best pussy~
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i have to work tomorrow evening but i have a strong desire get high and stay up into the early morning playing with my barely functioning penis. what should i do?
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>>82308163
Get high after work and goon your brains out.
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>>82308015
I just want to hug and pet and sniff and kiss this...
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>>82309210
This guy's caps make me stain my pants so bad and so often, ungggggh I love being a cashcow beta~~
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>>82302854
beating off and eating junk food until your ass gets fat is your real job anon, screw that other place!
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>>82309357
hngh...so hot, makes me wish I was a prejac for the non-nude women I worship too
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>>82309390
I can pee spermies in under a minute to blocker porn! You'll get there, just be an even bigger shameless pig for pussy way too good for you~
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>>82309402
gghhh I hope so, honestly at this point it wouldn't surprise me if I did get triggered by going into a gym with all the big butt clothed goddesses for my virgin peepee to get hard to.
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>>82309423
Female streamers talking alone have me popping stiffies and rolling my tongue out lol, real sexy gymbunnies would have me whipping my censored bbc porn on my phone just to calm down
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>>82309477
I already get that way for armpits, no thoughts, staring and getting hard. It's every time a woman lifts her arms and i'm sure i'm getting caught eventually.

I guess i'm 'lucky' that my dick's so tiny no one would notice the bulge when i'm hard >.<
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>>82309504
i've had sex with my tablet screen with sweatpants on and my bulge is legit almost invisible lol, if only i could shoot my goo without it being smelly or making a wet patch then I'd love to go to a gym just to stare at alpha male stock from a distance
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>>82309530
that's so adorable! how tiny is your little guy?
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>>82309542
3.6 inches, I jerk off with my thumb and pinky~
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>>82309564
I want to be patronising, but you're literally bigger than meeee >.<

mine is almost exactly 3", sometimes it measures a little bigger sometimes a little smaller but it doesn't matter at that point, it's unfuckable and I still have to only use 2 or 3 fingers for tuggies >.<
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>>82309574
once you're under 5 inches it's no use splitting hairs, you're doomed to be an unfuckable virgin loser who'll get pity handjobs at the very most while she giggles and is already planning when and how to cheat on you after squeezing you out of your money~
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>>82309606
omg the way i'd fold for pity handjobs from a girl who teases me the entire time for being so tiny and how she's going to cuck me for real men afterwards only proves your point.
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>>82309621
for me the idea of sex is so far removed that i literally cannot even picture myself having it, it's always toys or black guys, sex for me is >>82305717 especially if she's gargling on BBC while she bounces on my caged dicklet <3
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>>82309643
yes god sniffing ass or for me licking and sniffing armpits or even her feet is so much better sex for betas than trying to imitate a real man. I love women, I don't want to waste their time by humping pathetically inside them for a minute whilst they try to pretend they feel it.
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>>82309657
uggggh based voyeur, for me its sniffing leggings clothes feet and girl farts while they don't even acknowledge me or at most berate me for being such a gigantic loser, nad maybe some orgasm control if I'm a good paypiggy and pay enough for her to throw some time and attention at me
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>>82309671
nooo that's so hot though, I actually even buy stuff like that online (worn panties, gym shorts, etc.) sometimes to sniff while I jerk off to my non-nude women imagining it's their ass in my face
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i wish i had a small cute dicklet, there's no point in having an average one if i'm never gonna use it anyway
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>>82309689
I sniff my own clothes while putting on girls farting videos and imagine the stench is theirs, but god that sounds super hawt I wish we could share it <3
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>>82309711
it's sooo good, would recommend. girlsmell just hits different, you can tell when she's been working out or sometimes I even pay extra for them to cum in the shorts before sending them.
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>>82309750
HNGGGGGGGH cum as in they get fucked and creampied in those clothes or have a bull shoot ropes all over their clothes asses??? Or just them masturbating until they get all wet and swampy? Both sound amazing but the former would NGGGGGGH just make me prejac in fact I'm going to squirt right now can't hold it in unggggggh~~
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>>82309774
as in she cums in them. the smell is honestly, perfection. makes me cum in like a minute.
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>>82302151
>I do wonder if some guys just aren't meant to reproduce for whatever reason?
Some aren't, either it be for physical, mental or financial reasons. It's better for a guy to be a virgin for life than be a parent when they aren't qualified to be.
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>>82308015
need to huff this sweaty hairy hole so bad...
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>>82311363
valid. i'd be bad at sex, i'd not be qualified as a parent, i'm not attractive, honestly for whatever reason my genetics decided 'this one stays a virgin'.
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Huge asses clad in spandex make me insane due to how many times I was teased by girls wearing that in jr high-high school. They liked it when I went red when they rubbed up on me.

Unfortunately I wasn't a shrimp dick like all these captions imply and they laughed at my boner too. It was so socially destructive to me back then and I hated it but now it's all I think about. I was so fucking awkward... Those women ruined me and will never see a day in jail
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>>82312212
Lucky bastard they all just ran from me.
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>>82312437
THEY WERE THE ONES MAKING ME RUN. But I couldn't. If I ran from the teasing I was a faggot. If I took it, I'd get a boner and walk like a fucking duck for an hour. Either way I got laughed at. I GOT FUCKING MOCKED FOR HAVING A 7 INCH COCK . FUCK THIS GAY ASS CHUD WORLD!

>>82312219
I'm so mindbroken by spandex my initial question of "Wait is that a femboy" Is being pushed to the side for a moment... I just wanna be taken into a stall and grinded on and teased till I bust...
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>>82312506
wait, is it a femboy? it's not a dealbreaker for me but I just assumed they were a woman/
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>>82312541
I have no idea I just said "my initial question is put to the side."

Like that's probably a woman but I'm so horny I wouldn't bother checking. Ass meat is ass meat when I'm this down bad. And the hood and hairstyle kinda gives me those vibes, though getting an ass that big is way easier as a girl.

I do hope it's a woman though. Better moans, smells nicer, all sorts of things. One aspect of spandex + big ass nobody appreciates is how much of that womanly ass sweat smell is absorbed into it. When it's pressed against you it's fucking overwhelming.
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>>82312506
wow, it must be so hard for you and your 7" dick. Truly my 3" nub weeps for you.
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>>82312506
I was rejected during teenagehood
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>>82312568
oh my god girlsmell is fucking peak. even their sweat is better.
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>>82312501
Need that to be my butt.
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>>82312506
I've been mindfucked by spandex to the point of buying hundreds of dollars worth of swimsuits and bodysuits
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>>82312570
You don't fucking get it. You can look at all these "Small dicks lose to beta blockers" Type posts and just self insert and goon yourself stupid. My immersion is RUINED the moment they talk about having a tiny cock. I'm just as pussyfree as anyone else here despite my size. I'm awkward and fucked up mentally from my interaction with women and no amount of looksmaxing or cock size will ever change that.

>>82312571
I never made a move, I was moved on. I'm a sub for life now.

>>82312609
It's like their wonderful scented perfume you're turned on by from a distance, but intensified, then mixed with their horny pussy juice trickling down their huge asses. That plus their sweat is just heaven. It's so strong I'll never escape. Layer all that on top of spandex, which holds and retains all of those scents just bouncing up and down on your face. I'm fucked. My mind is broken
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>>82312932
okay but my jealousy is that if you ever were to break the habit and go try and get laid girls are actually going to want your dick, the moment any girl sees my size they laugh
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>>82312932
nnnggghh fuck girlmusk is the best. sweat and arousal and just nautral body smells mixed together gets me harder than anything else could even dream of. It's probably why I ended up with an armpit fetish.
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>>82312905
I need an ass like that so bad.
>>82312932
I've got a 10 inch dick but I'm still a loser.
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>>82312886
At this point I'd actually consider humping a femboy with a big enough ass in spandex...

No kissing or penetration though that's gay.

>>82312962
I'll never break it I'm afraid.

>>82312990
It is something to get addicted to isn't it?
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>>82313032
you have the choice though, fetishes I find wax and wane a lot for me. If you ever decide being pussyfree isn't your thing it's an easy fix. I'd probably have to fag our or troon out to get laid.

Also, just let me have my SPH inferiority complex alright? =p
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The worst is when you have a gf and are pussyfree
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>>82313032
Assjobs don't count as penetration, so you're totally straight, I promise~
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>>82313092
Fine fine. But I don't think you understand how much losing to ass has mindbroken me as of recently. Usually this stuff comes and goes but I fear this addiction will not leave me.

I started making captions about a world where women snuff men with their asses and most guys spend their entire adult lives being propagandized to and convinced this is a normal thing, a good and honorable end to their life, but they have to volunteer for it. The propaganda is basically having a huge ass shoved in their face every waking hour of every day and eventually they break down, goon more, do more and more to get close to those big asses. The women are more than happy to help them relive themselves but eventually they become so far gone that the only solution in their broken ass-addled minds is to sign up for the ultimate goon session, a week long imprisonment where their hands are tied so they can't fap and they're shown non stop asses bouncing inches from their face, slamming against their glass prison. Finally, they're given one final chance to choose life, but they're so fucking broken that death by butt is the only desire they'll ever have again.
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Small-dicked prejacs are the best.
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>>82313527
if I knew how to convert myself into a prejac, I would. Given the things I already like, the idea of uncontrollably cumming in my pants like a quickshot to gym babes or tight clothes is such a turn on.
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>>82313584
>Not sensitive enough to be a prejac
>Can't hold it in long enough to be a gooner
I hate my life
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>>82308015
>>82308870
There’s something sexy yet honest about embracing that we’re not all Aphrodite or Adonis, but we can still desire and enjoy being desired as a simple common human want; to be admired and loved
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>Can easily cum in 45 seconds
Maybe being locked up in chastity is just right for me...
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>>82313584
me too, i want to struggle not to cum just from seeing a cute girl's feet
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>>82314578
I think not having stroked to uncensored for over a year now has made it worse~
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>>82313192
How does one get a lifetime imprisonment being teased by big booty?
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basement dwelling neet looking for pervs that will make me relapse and shoot my cum to filth. Looking for longer term that will constantly trigger me and make me shoot loads nonstop and become a more disgusting and filthy NEET tag is ichirelapse
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>>82313881
Should be censored
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>>82314771
ehh, she looks like she's in her 30s, not my type
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