Obligatory lurk check

>>82303608
lorkin

Test

^the raped

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>>82303608
Hi, hello, hey.

>>82304019
-icles

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>>82303608
>Here for now, however long that may last given things at the moment lol.

KILL YOURSELF KIYAMA

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>>82304226
Wouldn't it be funny if this were the last post of all on 4chan? Also hi Gordon.

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>>82304314
>Perhaps a good contender to CHICKEN JOCKEY, eh?
>Good to see you still with us man, hope your week has been nice!

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4chan can't stop dying every month.

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>>82304453
... oh, right, that happened. You would have thought the Minecraft movie would have greater longevity, wouldn't you?
It has. The last week was too. Easter's been good so far. How've you been?
>>82304493
You know, if blood is involved that's probably not "dying".
Also hi, Sakuya. How're you?

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>>82304493
>A regrettable state of affairs.
>But at least we have each other for now lol. Hope you've been doing good too.

>>82304561
>It came and did its dance as it were. Another thing I remember is that people really loved to throw popcorn during that chicken jockey part.
>Right on, I'm happy to hear that. I've been doing nicely myself. Birthday's coming up on the 17th so there's that to look forward to.

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>>82303608
I am here.

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>>82304597
They did? I guess I do kinda remember hearing about some form of savagery or another during screenings. Civilised men (yes, with an "s" instead of a "z") partake in such frivolity only at a midnight showing of the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Or something like that.
Congratulations on the incoming birthday.

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>>82303608
>Wondering how long 4chan will remain stable..

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>>82304814
>You better believe it. I distinctly remember it myself and feeling bad for the theater employees lol. No civility I tells ya.
>And thanks man.

>>82304862
>Your guess is as good as mine, friend. Things are still a bit fucky on my end for one issue.

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>>82303608
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLJsykRjrEI
>It's been one of those days.

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>>82304887
>Hopefully long enough..

Gather up people!

First [24]!

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>>82304976
Falke
>>82304887
Well, it could have been worse.
...
... don't ask me how it could have been worse. I just know it could have.
Oh, naturally.

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>>82304976
Master Chief

>>82304999
>Nice trips.
>And yeah, best leave it to the realm of imagination I suppose lol.

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>>82304976
Gendarme

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>>82304976
Hoshimi Miyabi

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>>82304976
Waffen-SS

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>>82304976
Doctor Dred

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>>82304976
Mills Lane

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>>82304976
Courier Six

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>>82304976
Sunny

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>>82304976
Klonoa

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>>82305012
On the plus side, they can't arrest you for screaming "FIRE" in a crowded theater if there really is one.
... I feel like you should gather what my thought on what would be worse is from that.
Anyway, nice short little talk but I will temporarily die for six hours (little less) over here.
>>82304976
Also feel free to skip Falke if you need an extra space and all.

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>>82305153
>True.
>And yeah, I gotcha lol. Don't make a habit of shouting it. Or starting theater fires for that matter!
>Likewise man, you have a goodnight.

>>82305031
>Just wanted to apologize for missing you the last time. Hoping to resume or do stuff with you when things are a bit more stable and it's not so late for that matter.

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>>82305228
Das ist verständlich*. Site's been borked for a good few days

>*Deutsch for "understandable."

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>>82304976
Hank J. Wimbleton

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>>82305125
Now this is a true wildcard of a fighter! Tell us Courier Six? How do you plan on winning it big in the upcoming battle?

>>82305146
>10/24.. might be a 12 if it remains light


>>82304968
>One of those days? Nothing too bad I hope.

>>82305153
>Sorry about not replying during our fallout talk. Hosting kinda took my attention.

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>>82304976
Pulchra Fellini

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>>82304976
Whiterun Guard

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>>82305228
Good night*.
(English for Good night).
>>82305312
It's okay. Good night.
And blessed night you and all.

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>>82304976
Janus

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>>82305280
>Ay, hopefully it'll get sorted soon enough.

>>82305311
>Based tribute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGhaigWeEbc

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>>82304976
Frank

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>>82305345
>Until next time. See you soon.

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>>82304976
Mode I

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>>82305312
Me? A wildcard? Miss I'm a straight shooter through and through. And I plan on winning by doing whatever it takes.
>Barter out the ass, Science up solutions, or just plain shoot or stab people or things that needed that and more.

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>>82304976
X-Acto Man

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>>82304976
Mary Fae

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>>82304976
Loona Wolf

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>>82304976
A Zombie

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>>82304976
Captain Planet with an assault rifle

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>>82305397
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NVgqhJj_PM
All confidence and a little grit to go with it! Now that's the attitude I love in a fighter and the fans seem to like it too.
Good luck out there Six!

>>82305490
21/24

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>>82304976
John Ward

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>>82304976
Some chud

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>>82305535
>Six smirked under his helmet's mask at both the crowd's cheering and the catgirl's compliments.
Well, you fine folks are in for a show then.
>Bet on it even if his Luck stat wasn't a perfect 10!

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>>82305603

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Only one spot remains and this battle can commence! Won't anyone stand up and join the fight?!

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>>82304976
Primal Beast

Primal Beast? More like Primal Yeast

Test

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Now that looks like a gathering worthy of the combat zone! Shall we get to it people?

As per the rule book, 5 minutes time will be allowed for late substitutions!

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>>82305748
>Janus yawned upon stepping up to the field.
Eh? Really Admiral? At this hour? ... Arena's Fleet, 24th Destroyer Flotilla, weigh anchor! Janus, sortieing!

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>>82304976
Dawn

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>>82305748
"Take them down."
>>82305312
>Talking of the site's status. Am appeased as an ampule, else.

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>>82305748
>>82305773
>>82305031
Durchwechseln!

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>>82305748
Let the training begin.

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>>82305748
Time to paint this shithole with blood.

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>>82305748
Let's get jiggy with it!

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>>82305748
"Stormcloaks, Imperials, dragons. Ain't no matter to me what I kill. Let them come."

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>>82305748
SPARTAN at the ready.
>It was go time with Falke then...

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>>82305748
>>82305794
>>82305471

>>82305805
HANK! HANK!!! GET THE SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE, HANK!!!

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>>82305773
>>82305794
>>82305837
A last minute change in the line up! Dawn is in and the SS remains.
We thank the oddly box shaped zombies.

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Now! Lets not wait any longer! Welcome to the combat zone!

As always, this is Koto coming to you live to bring you all the action.

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>>82305909
Isekai's the way to die, it's just my kind of drive-by!

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>>82305909
>Damn, Falke really went and did a
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiB6_AQM70k

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>>82305909
I do a little trolling, wahoo!

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>>82305909
"Fear not. Come dragon or giant, we'll be ready."

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>>82305909
"My soles will kill me before any enemy does."

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>>82305909
These cowards have no chance of killing me.

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>>82305909
Hullo?
>The walking destroyer wasn't so certain about her company...

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What's stronger than a blade? A knife hand chop delivered at terrible speeds! Down goes Miyabi thanks to Gendarme's secret fighting technique!

Now thats what I call a hot dog folks. Only you probably won't want to take a bite of this one. Loona's been roasted alive!

>>82305783
>Ah! My mistake heh. Good to hear.

>>82305934
It happens fast out there! But a good plot always needs a little betrayal.

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>>82303608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMFHODUZl_I

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>>82305909
>>82305963
>At least the Courier most likely had Good Karma!
Ahoy yourself.

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>>82305909
A good start to any training session is a ten kilometer run.
>>82305968
>Miyabi dies foaming from the mouth, her final words being garbled nonsense.

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>>82305968
>So it goes.
>Master Chief revenge arc coming soon???

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Come on people! Where's the action. Not one person slain today?

Janus seems to think this is a musical, Mary Fae and X-acto are just doing pranks and Sunny is writing letters to the committee. Am I the only one taking this seriously?!

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>>82305968
Stupid priest, your cross can't save you from me.

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>>82305968
"No lollygaggin'."

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>>82305968
Gotta ketchum all, I'm the real ash in town

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>>82306022
Here's a reminder, my Wind Ring is NOT for trade.

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Now that's what I call some serious demolition work. Shame Six got caught in a blast too! Something tells me he had great plans for those bombs we'll never get to see.
>>82306018
>Find out next time! On HG!

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>>82306064
Now that's a prank!

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>>82306022
[Explosives] That's not a real grenade you know.
>Thus the ex-mailman didn't bother to dodge the confetti bomb. Although he was now mildly annoyed at being covered in the stuff.

>>82306064
>A rookie mistake from the supposed bomb expert that cost him his life. At least he went out with a bang and got his target.

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Oh man! What a move by the whiterun guard! Now what will Frank do with one less weapon at his disposal?

There goes X-acto man quite unceremoniously tumbling to his demise! Shame we never even got to see em use that blade.

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>>82306105
What is this, a strange game?

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>>82306022
>40 bounty added to Whiterun.
"You're going to rot in the Dragonsreach Dungeon."
>>82306064
"Let me guess... someone stole your sweetroll."
>>82306105
"You shouldn't leave weapons laying around. Someone could get hurt."

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>>82306105
I'm fine, there's nothing wrong with me.

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Talk about fast hands! The Whiterun guard does it again! This time to lethal effect too.

>>82306085
Whatever get us a little extra violence! The crowd sure loved watching that gun go pop!

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>>82306160
IT'S A TRAP!

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Remember folks! Switching to your side arm is faster than reloading! Or atleast I think that's how the line goes..

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Heads down people! This battle just became an immersive experience! Gotta love a little audience participation.

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>>82306203
Those fools think I could die? I'll prove them wrong.

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>>82305968
>>82306007
>The guard would be somewhat surprised at the amount of force he managed to apply to his mark, staring at his killing hand for a minute.
"Must had been more fox than girl..."
>Any guilt would be put aside over his directive as long [and apparently, strong] arm of the law.
>>82306022
>The guard would hit the dirt, only to be bamboozled.
"Watch it!"
>>82306064
"Jackboot!"
>The guard reared up for a second haymaker, only to find himself punching into a solid wall. He furrowed his brow, now especially determined to see the match through!
>>82306105
"Where are they getting these!?"
>>82306160
>A dull tapping reminiscent of banging rocks together would resonate when the kid's hard blow smacked into his armored vest.
"Come back in a few years with another metre under your belt, and you could do some damage with that."

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>>82306203
>He was no grenadier, knocking himself over with the backblast to the effect of leaving the guard vulnerable for a counter!

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>>82306230
Another useful idiot.

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Hmm.. has anyone seen Falke? Oh man.. the gambling house isn't going to like hearing someone went missing.

>WNS.

>Frank
>Hank J. Wimbleton
>Primal beast

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>>82306268
Pathetic...

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>>82306160
>40 bounty added to Whiterun.
"Go cast your fancy magic someplace else."
>>82306203
"Best offense is a good defense, am I right?
>>82306230
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFNEwo3uTQI
>His ailing knee...

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>>82306268
>Rooting for Hank. Bring it home you crazy bastard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9B9-DdNm3Vk

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>>82306203
"Mein leben..."

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And before we bring you the final match, we here at the combat zone would like to distance ourselves from Frank and his comments. His words are not representative of our values.

Hey! Hey! I love the spirit but this is the one part of the show where you're not supposed to be fighting you know?

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We have a winner!

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>>82306323
https://www.myinstants.com/en/instant/grunt-kill-94539/

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Placements!

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>>82306230
>So much for the AFK buff
>>82306343
>Thanks for hosting

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>>82306323
>Aw man...

>>82306343
>>82306355
>Congrats and thanks for the game!

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>>82305968
Careful near my rigging, it's full of sharp pieces! Eh, hope we get out before I use up all the air...
>>82306002
Eeh? You look pretty dusty for a sailor.
>>82306022
It's 4 o'clock, and I'm straight out the dock~
Taking in stock, what's- ah, um...
Shoot!
>>82306064
>Janus was talking to something unseen over her shoulder.
Eek, why are we helping out this disgusting creature? I don't care about strategy, I'd rather be the next ocean over!
>>82306105
!
>Janus would turn away from the weapons in fear, covering her mouth to suppress a shriek.

I will never lose to the power of cock. Cock cannot defeat me.

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>>82306374
You're half right about that at least.
>The man looked way too armored to be a navy boi for one thing.

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>>82306355
>Thanks.

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>>82306420
>t. evil larry

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>>82306355
Thank you for the game Mado! :3
Congratulations Primal Beast!

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Now that was exciting! But who here could really compete with 10 tones of primal fury and bad intentions!?

>>82306344
So close to the grand prize. I really thought you really had it there too! What changes in strategy will you make next time to get the victory?

>>82306361
>>82306373
>>82306440
>>82306452
That's all the bloodshed for today! We thank you all for joining in and hope to see you again next time! This is Koto signing off!

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>>82306160
Is that right? My luck's turning around, finally!
>>82306203
Is this what it's like to be in a crow's nest? Oh, sorry: I'm the J-class destroyer, Janus! I'm here for reconnaissance, and tonight's crowd looks particularly...
>A long, awkward pause as she attempted to think up of anything valuable to say.
Armed?
>>82306230
>Speaking of armaments.
Wait, MY MAGAZINES ARE THIS WAY!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2A43FW0fb4
>Modern AP bullet design proved capable of punching through her antiquated steel plates at knife-fighting range. piercing straight through her magazine!

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>>82206876
>>82306452
Yes I was. Shit, what happened to it?

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>>82306355
"You have the Jarl's confidence, friend. And so you have mine."

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>>82306499
The boys in yellow are always welcome in my arena. We thank you for your service and your participation.

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>>82306497
Busted in half in the mail, seller talked with me trying to get me a refund for a while and then disappeared.
I'm still planning on rewiring it and gluing it, just a shame as I ordered the working model and it will now require surgery lol

~L

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>>82306571
>
Well fuck, here's hoping you hear back from its maker at some point instead of just never.

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>>82306439
Willingly running the rounds so far from inland, or were you dragged inside by happenstance?
>Speaking of particles, though the girl herself was on the short side for someone less than absolutely terrified to be on a baattlefield, the smokestack seemingly bolted to her back was emitting a steady stream of smog like an active furnace.
>>82306355
>(Thank you for the opportunity, and apologies for the sluggish response times!)

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>>82306629
I kind of gave up on trying to get a refund a long time ago, just going to take the opportunity to learn how to wire it myself lol

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>>82306689
>No need to worry. My posts could have been paced better too. Thanks for joining.

Lurkers?

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>>82306689
A bit of both. I'm here for a purpose but I'm not exactly in Kansas anymore.
>He'd look her up and down with a brow raised behind his mask.
And we're not exactly close to any bodies of water for that matter if I had to guess with your getup. You some kind of robot sailor yourself? What's with the smokestack?

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>>82306323
>Frank is labeled a brand risk and removed from the match
I LIKED IT, HELL I LOVED IT

>>82306777
Gordon?

AMONGUS

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>>82307171
>Yep. With a semi-active filler here. What's up?

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>>82307249
Pass this to Satan some day if you can.

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>>82307258
>Will do.

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>>82306773
>https://youtu.be/9ALBBYXbGZo?si=k99kkEYEpzH97RPj

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>>82306777
No more machine than you...
Ehe, it's complicated: I embody a royal navy destroyer with this rigging, and inside of it are my beating furnaces of conflict!
>Words which sounded ridiculous coming from a mouth as meek as her own.
I-I mean it! There's a great amount of mass behind me!

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>>82306343
>>82306355
Late Franks for hosting.

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>>82307283
>Thanks for playing.

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>>82307280
Well, about that...
>Six looked knowingly at himself, the man a cyborg in his own right with the various "enhancements" he had undertaken and gone. From his Adamantium bones to what the Think Tank had done at him at Big MT.
Eh, never mind that. I think I get the gist of it.
>He'd heard far more outrageous stuff after all and witnessed or done it himself.
[Lady Killer] I think you carry it well if nothing else. Why don't you show me a little demonstration?

>>82307186
AMOGUS

*in dr.evil's voice*
how about no?

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>>82307361
"Mass?" Oh, I meant...power!
>Realizing what she inferred, the girl/ship hybrid practically bit her tongue backtracking, correcting herself with a squeak!
E-eh? You want to see my mass—power?
>The traveler's comment appeared to set the destroyer off into a fluster, lighting up her pale, unblemished face in the reddish hues of a bunker lamp.
It's- well it isn't something I'm at liberty to waste; shells are expensive...but the less of them on my person, the safer I am! Admiral doesn't register we're carrying multiple hundreds of tons of explosive in a space about- about 'this' big! Hmph!

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>>82303054
>keeping the streets safe was a lone guard in yellow, seemingly oblivious or in denial of the fact he was far from his intended post.
"I fear the night. Because the werewolves and vampires don't."

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>>82307553
>Heh, still got it. Even in this place. And you just know the sly guy was smirking under that helmet of his as the flustered "sailor" fumbled at Six's pass here. And he wouldn't relent so easily!
Right, of course that's what you meant. I get it.
>Now for the next part...
[Speech] It's hardly a waste you know, especially if it's *just* one shot or two. You'd be proving yourself to someone important after all.

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>>82307571
>The streets appeared to be empty for now at any rate, the only thing of note at the moment being a Partial Invisibility sphere in the middle of the place that he may spot.
>But due to his monologue, the lone guard alerted some nearby hellions...
https://youtu.be/ZS1TQKe_D18?si=btA_lJ4gOCJQ1QJU&t=16

Doctor put his dick in my bussy and called it a prostate exam

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>>82307626
Eeh?
>She'd blink at the inference he was something especially-special. To her, his appearance was one of a typical, if well-armed denizen to this place.
Oh, it isn't like we've been that fiscally responsible lately: the Admiralty has been waving around grant money toward anyone whose asked like we're a charity!
>Pointing her arm forward away from the both of them, the so-called destroyer leveraged what appeared to be a turret, miniaturized to fit within the grip of someone with petite hands like her own!
CLEAR!

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>>82307626
>>82307788
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2PA3Y0GEho
>In an instant after squeezing the trigger, a disproportionately-large muzzle flash would bathe the area as a single tiny bullet came out of one out of two of the implement's barrels, only to expand mid-flight to a full-sized tank-calibre round which whizzed through the sky, impacting the ground some several-hundred metres away with the force of an artillery strike, kicking up copious debris!

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>>82303054
>Be she unconcerned or simply not registering the eerie quiet and desolation of her surroundings, an Astrid strolls along at a particularly sluggish pace, thumbs looped in to her pockets and unable to wipe the frown off her face.
So this is what existential ennui feels like? Not a big fan.
>She's not even really looking anywhere, she's just got her eyes to the road just in front of her.

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>>82307788
>>82307799
>Admittedly, not even having a marketable face did mean he might appear on the generic side. Good thing Six was a regular silver-tongued devil, his Speech check passing as Janus rationalized using her not-so limited munitions for them to experience.
>The Courier thusly took a single step back and away, expecting a moderate boom if nothing else. Only to be wowed by what came next, the man even with hearing protection his helmet offered left with slightly ringing ears.
Damn, that was some mighty fine shooting!
>He'd even offer some expertise as he examined the distant explosion, voice thoughtful as he nodded approvingly at it.
[Explosives] That's got to at least be tank-caliber, right? 90 to 120 mm in size?

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>>82307717
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVTR8lTnnx8
"Trouble?"
>The dated defender could parse the hostility in his environment, pulling out his trusty Imperial Bow which had until this point been cleverly obscured on his person through a coincidence of angles, ready to fire upon the first sudden movement with arrows of firewood and steel!

>Odds: The guard stood his ground, stopping short of the suspicious-looking floating orb.
>Evens: The guard would bumble into the Partial Invisibility sphere by coincidence.

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>>82307898
>He might not have a shotgun like a certain green bloke, but the guard was hardly defenseless! Especially when he managed to by circumstance nab himself the Blur sphere, his once solid yellow form fizzling out into a difficult to spot shadowy outline.
>A good thing too as several mean looking Imps skulked into view, beady red eyes locking onto his dark form. Although they couldn't *quite* see him either, as evidenced by the fact that of the Imps that were now attacking him, a couple hurled poorly aimed fireballs at the guard. The other two meanwhile continued to approach for a melee, wicked claws gleaming with malicious intent.

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>>82307868
Shoot!
>The shooter didn't appear to be particularly phased beyond her hair and dress being momentarily tussled by the resulting current, prompting her to hastily secure both hat and skirt lest she start spilling bits of herself all over; only a hint of the compressed golden locks above and the laces around her hips below would be revealed before she centred focus to her weapons.
It's the QF Four-Point-Seven inch Gun Mk.XII! One hundred and twenty milometres is right; our suppliers managed to shrink the entire apparatus down into this!
>The destroyer girl coughed, inadvertently inhaling some of the dust from her demonstration!
Ick!? It's more cumbersome on land...
>She'd spit toward the ground!

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>>82308081
>Shoot was right, Six still more than a bit impressed with the show and tell here as his guesstimate was confirmed.
So I was right then. Good to know. Your suppliers wouldn't happen to be selling would they? I know I wouldn't mind getting my hands on such primo hardware.
>It was after all a pistol-sized weapon that had the same kick as a Missile Launcher if not that of a Fat Man nuclear catapult! Hell, he'd try to butter he up some more as he put the charms on Janus.
[Lady Killer] I don't know miss Janus, you sure seem to know how to handle your power and mass well enough here.

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>>82307990
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Watch the magic!"
>Though the guard had scarcely an evasive bone in his body, he tended to weave around when aiming his bow out of habit, hopefully mitigating damage from getting brazed by the intense heat beneath his scales and chain! (is set on fire on a 0, else takes moderate damage from the fireball.)

>As for his reaction...
>0-1: He would loose an equally poorly-aimed single arrow at the mob, retreating to the nearest corner of the surrounding ruins.
>2-4: Multiple steel arrows would find their way in a single imp while the guard back-paced to try and keep himself from being exposed by the full horde.
>5+: Keeping unerring, almost robotic calm in the face of danger and harassment, the wayward Whiterunner would manage to fire no less than three arrows at an imp before taking cover against the closest nook.
>>82307838
>You hear noises in the distance.

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>>82308129
It only works for those with rigging like mine; don't ask now, but it's drawing form the magazines in my decks! Otherwise, it really is just a useless thing-
>Janus's eyes would light up at the compliment, giving tiny constellations to their blue horizons.
Eh, I worked the hardest? Really? Oh my, I don't usually get- huh? I don't—recall introducing myself proper...
>He didn't...read her tag down there when it was exposed by the blast, did he?

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>>82308192
>Astrid stops mid-step, leg swung out forward in the air precariously as she perks up immediately.
What's this? A well-timed distraction from my feelings of vague doom and EoS? Don't mind if I do!
>Slamming that foot back down, Astrid breaks straight in to a sprint towards the commotion. The things she'll do to keep her mind off things!

Bleh

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>>82309887
Bweehh

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>>82310093
Fascinating we meet here at this very second.. I just opened up this thread to see if Sam had posted anything.. and before I could even express my disappointment in how this thing has gone to shit, you posted.

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>>82310105
I don't care? Go flirt with Sam in dms or something, or just go to /bant/ your disappoinment is not my problem.

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>>82310129
Usually I'd be making your life hell on Sam's order but he isn't here so I really don't care.
I am somewhat thankful to you tho. You saved me from an e-relationship with you know who.. the same who that quit all of internet nearly half a year ago. Would have sucked if I e-dated that person.

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>>82310148
Sam's BPD can't decide if he hates or loves HG, so just stick with /bant/
>You saved me from an e-relationship with you know who..
The same person I fucked and you were mad at me because he would never touch you with a stick? That's a surprise.

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>>82310192
Sure, you "cucked" me out of the e-love I had but you had to suffer his mental instability and breakdowns like how he deleted you on valentines and sent u into chaos..
But that's old stories.. he is gone for good now.
.. not like I don't have an entire folder of his nudes he sent me while we e-fuckd..
So how is life nowadays?

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>>82310221
>Sure, you "cucked" me out of the e-love I had
Oh yeah I did <3
>not like I don't have an entire folder of his nudes he sent me while we e-fuckd..
That's creepy...
>So how is life nowadays?
Good good, all good can't complain.

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>>82310260
Well, Bocchi enjoyed typefucking me while I had your Sakuya fumo on display in our vid chats and images to cuck you while you 2 were still dating so all is good.
He loved fucking me with you on display as a plushie..
Trump no longer ruining your life? It seems he's fucking everyone over but he hasn't hurt me yet. I remember what ur job is.. thought you'd have gotten hit harder.

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You know how it goes when you challenge a whore, babe..

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This is where you remember you shouldn't make the thing called Mordred a friend and betray it..
Cause when you do, entire communities die.

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and now look at my work..
This entire place is A GRAVE
Sam gave me one order and I didn't even execute it myself.. I manipulated sanic and the furry fuck into destroying HG..
..they always thought they were ahead of me..
..now they are dead..
The Dread Knight rules this place!

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>>82310295
>Bocchi Bocchi Bocchi
Bragging about Bocchi is like bragging about fucking a crack whore desu~
>>82310343
>>82310414
The "whore" got angry because I remembered how I really cucked him with someone he loved~ cuuuuuute.

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I manipulated people to rid this place of the filth..
So now my beloveds, Gordon, Gendi and Aussa can enjoy their roleplay thread.
Always loved you 3... especially Gordon. He's like the nicest guy imaginable

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>>82310464
Maid sama.. your anger baiting has no value anymore.. that person has long quit the internet and I have moved on. I actually am sorta dating some new guy rn.

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>>82310464
Hey shitmaid.. fucker of niggers.. I got a challenge for you.
Add me again. violet7758
I wanna hear what u got to say.. I bet it's gonna be entertaining

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>>82310480
Just like Bocchi no longer works for me but you love bringing him out for some reason.

>>82310523
Naaaaahhh have fun dating Sam or whoever the fuck you're dating~

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>>82310579
I'm dating someone you don't know cause he is from a different place. He's very lovely.
Sam.. I have typefucked him but that's just gay boys doing gay stuff. We just friends. His dick is super hot tho.. and bigger than yours anb bocchi`s

Anyway.. if you don't wanna play nice, then I'll be on standby until Sam or Hiro tell me to trash this place again..
Until next time.. "friiieeeennnnddd"... heh

>>82310613
Post his dick

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>>82310772

>>82310792
sam's dick is disgusting

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>>82310811
Do you have the intelligence of an eric?

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Why do I even have this thread open.. I am a retard.. closed now..

>>82310821
POST SAMS RANCID DICK SO I CAN USE IT AS SHITPOSTING MATERIAL KEKEKEKEKE

>Marth wants Sammy’d dick
Gay. Like really gay even.

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>>82310613
I'm glad you found a lover then, have fun~ I'll leave to slut out on dft~

>>82310792
It bugs me that you only got my cock pic because that faggot send you my pic, which is very rude, but thanks for censoring my cock I guess~

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Beni-
>reads thread
I-I'll catch you guys later. S-See ya.

oh how the mighty have fallen

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link's dinklet reveal soon?

lives at home with mommy award

>>82311838
Nyo.

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>>82311986
add it to his collection already. it's his only joy in life.

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Gay thread~

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>>82310964
I may be known as the one to destroy threads an communities but I have never in my life shared irl things about you or "you know who". I am a vile piece of shit but I still keep my vows.
If you wonder why I am posting here rn.. I dunno either.. just came out of the shower and was bored.

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>>82312045
the gayest

>>82312119
ur also known as the bearded crossdresser

Back to being dead again.

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Im here to suck dick and chew bubblegum.
And Im all out of gum.

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>bearded crossdresser
Dont care, I still wanna fuck that cute crossdresser.

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>>82315156

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>lamppost physique
>no hips
>no curves
>hank hill ass

i mean i get you're a dick man but you gotta have higher standards than that. gays are allowed to have self respect jsyk

this is wiggins all over again i hope you get raped

>>82315033
>>82315156
Which Sam is the real Sam???

>>82315895
He's the same. He just saved that one pic many times.