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/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #4753

>"If It Quacks Like A Duck" edition

--Stories--

By Oliver_Hart
>The Leaves of Fall (Ch. 17)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/63845776

By TheBulletFarm
>The Life of the Contractor (Ch. 7)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/51825376

By Beardo
>Foxcel Tale (Ch. 3)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/78324986

By Sovetski
>Before Dark (Ch. 15)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/77103021

By Spacewhaleworship
>Rock the Boat (Revised)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/83127706

By Rotham
>Through Skies of Gold (Ch. 9)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/82410541

By LorePaw
>We Were Supposed To Leave Together (Demo)
https://mega.nz/file/NYlz3QCB#rvrk0KJhkFINEDjI2sl5bKajX-OeipUFzNRsMPrPSm0

By Anonymous
>Anon Goes On A Date With A Buncel
https://rentry.co/dnavzqqa

By OctaviaAnon
>My Saving Grace (Ch. 5)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/70148341

By Oliver_Hart
>Foxing (Ch. 26
https://archiveofourown.org/works/63016630

By BluePawpadCult
>Knifetooth
https://archiveofourown.org/works/82417051

By Redlofth
>Floppy Bird
https://redlofth.itch.io/floppy-birb

By Veeanon
>Frickbear's 3 Morgan Mc'Oneilson
https://gamebanana.com/mods/667440
>Reborn in Iron: Reloaded (Ch. 6)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/69138931

By ThisIsARealAccount
>Vipers, Nights, and French Fries (Ch. 16)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/39895998

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>horse
>pussy
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braphogs...
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>Anon was too busy protecting the purity of the thread, so I met someone new... -Morgan
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A buh a day keeps me sane
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2 sluts
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off to a great start
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>>82313140
why not both?
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Big fat fucking slamcat
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I wanted to do something for octavia anon but since there aint a model of her, i downloaded the fem stolas instead
But i dont feel like its fitting to post vizslop here
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>>82313140
I still would a peepor
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alright, that was a nice micro adventure....................... as always, the micro adventures take the longest, lmao.

love how she came out.

Will start working in more obvious variants.
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Alright we need an artist to make a pic of Morgan getting tenderly loved by Anon. It's the only way to redeem this dogshit thread.
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>>82313201
Just make good content and you will be fine. By good I mean not two keyframes moving back and forth. Learn some animation principles.
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>>82313245
im not touching animation
i dont want that headache
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>>82313224
Plappable critter
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>>82313180
I need a fat cat to shatter my pelvis
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>>82313224
Very cute 'bold
Also quite like how the eyes pop against all the blue
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>>82313140
cherry is still cute and jp5 should draw her more, we don't have any other red panda thread waifurs
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>>82313201
If it's hmofa it's fine
I personally don't like balloon porn slop though
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>>82313224
from one of this quick concepts, which you thing has more potential?

>>82313279
indeed, tempted to just straigh skip making more and creating lewd art of her.
>>82313317
yeah, it is nice, that Anon was onto something.
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>hmofe is just hmofa but with a broader scope and far less shitposting
It's crazy, like stepping into a time machine.
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>>82313391
>gets into bicycling accident
>her extremely pointy snoot pierces the other cyclist
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>>82313391
need sporty athletic waifur who refuses to let myself go and always wakes me up at 5am for a morning run
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>>82313224
>>82313376
Man you need to keep it simple
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Fucking quackheads.
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>>82313424
NTA but sometimes going a bit overboard is also fun
Besides, most artists tend to simplify detailed characters automatically in art unless they intend to go all in
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>>82313468
That's the worst design for a helmet yet
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>>82313402
I will say they have one advantage and that's no one is gonna get personally offended that they aren't shipping the objects with "objectbois", though maybe murderbots or whatever autistics might not like it.
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>>82313481
NTA but feel free to post a helmet design that you think is better. Personally I've never thought about it before and at least that artist is trying to incorporate anthro features into the design. I'd imagine most other artists don't even bother to try.
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>>82313201
You know, I used to despise 3d flags for spamming boorus with one scene and 30 alts of it on different angles and model swaps. Nowadays sloppers Make them comparatively a non issue.
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>>82313481
at least her cranium will be fine if she gets into an accident
probably can't say the same for the rest of her snout
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>>82313133
>>82313311
>>82313499
Checked
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>>82313407
This pic is hot IDC what anyone says
Hannah getting taken advantage of ShindoL style is an awesome fantasy
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>>82313140
Fuck off 7oomer
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Which thread OC do you think is the Lorepaw hater, lol. It's gotta be one of them. This kind of consistency can only come from jealousy.
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Dropped by just to say I want to fuck dragongirls

That is all, thank you for your time.
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>>82313571
I wouldn't be surprised if it was, he got pissy at JP for not drawing Contraria for the drawathon
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>>82313589
It's Morgan, her inability to get laid has corrupted her beyond repair.
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>>82313509
Eh depends on where she falls if she falls too much on her left or right she's fucked.
But you are right her snout is fucked when she falls
>>82313502
Yes,but it incorporates them in the worst way, making the helmet less save and likely not understanding why helmets cover most of the case
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>>82313402
The One Time they had a shitposter (a "girl" drawing her OC,a Male exotic Flower nazi) they simply lynched her for insisting on posting said character despite Being told múltiple times that only Female exotics are allowed until she left
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>>82313361
hfofa
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>>82313627
realest and truest nigga itt
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>>82313641
How would you even protect the snout with a helmet? This talk makes me realize that biking seems like a particularly dangerous activity for any anthros with longer snouts.
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>>82313685
Not a helmet. But ironically a muzzle could work.
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>>82313685
they'd be pretty bulky that's for sure
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>>82313715
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>>82313703
>waifur takes the wrong muzzle out on her bike run
>is confused why everyone out in public is giving her those weird embarrassed stares
>thinks nothing of it until she gets home and looks in the mirror to take it off
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>homewrecking the Waterson household
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>>82313715
That's sick imagine your waifur having to go full bladewolf just to get groceries on her bike
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>>82313740
fuck off
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>>82313715
>>82313731
Damn, usually not a fan of sergals/sergal-likes but this does it for me. Me and my thing for tomboyish biker chicks.
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Offtopic but I like this gif too much
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>>82313651
Seriously like a time machine, hmofa used to be able to do that.
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>>82313768
Cherry doing this.
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>>82313754
I love furgonomics discussions.
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>>82313754
Well there IS a reason armoured anthros look universally cool
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>>82313816
maliketh if miyazaki wasn't a massive fucking hack
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I need your fluffiest anthros with the softest breasts to lay my weary head between.
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>>82313911
FemMaliketh and Vicar Amelia do things to me on a cataclysmic scale
It's a shame we're forced to kill both
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>>82313740
NTR bullshit aside, I do miss the artist that did this pic.
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>>82313911
Huge scary girls getting super embarrassed because you can see their lady bits is my fetish.
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>>82313933
you are not alone
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>>82313201
Yeah im not feeling this, back to flint i go
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Would you let your waifur's neet girlfailure twin sister live with you two?
She has bad hygiene and eats every sweet in your fridge
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>>82313945
They're girls too after all...they're not immune to getting flustered
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>>82314084
what a good girl
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>>82314225
Are you new here? Why do you keep spamming sfur
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>>82314309
>*opens banana*
https://youtu.be/HRXEBv8UI24?si=C4URd_a4cSHXCMS5
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>>82314266
It's a bot.
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Why are gremlins so appealing?
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>>82314335
>>82314266
>It's a bot when they're not dumping the stuff I like.
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>>82314351
Bratty
Smug
Mischevious
Sassy
Mostly pint-sized
Just want attention and praise
Often misunderstood or scorned
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>>82314354
brownie :)))
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>>82313589
None, or at least I don't think it's anybody with some recognition. My schizo theory is that one thread shitter is an obscure writefag that is mad that nobody has drawn fanart of his character, and is also that one guy that virtue signals about never requesting his own character.

>>82313627
Why just drop by? Sounds like you fit in nicely :D

>>82313645
No mi gusta... :(

>>82313715
That design actually seems VERY bad...
First of all, the visor lift wouldn't clear the protrusion, and secondly, I'm pretty sure that won't protect from anything besides maybe some scraping.
What's funny is that I think that the original partial helmet in question might actually work as a helmet ... Sort of, because the function of a helmet is to absorb all of the kinetic impact in place of your skull, so a hit to that helmet at the right vector seems like it would allow the helmet to do its job.
See, the key factor though, is THE RIGHT VECTOR. Our helmets and their spherical shape allows them to absorb shock at a large range of vectors.
So I imagine that a large, egg shaped helmet would work for an anthro.
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Look, all I'm saying is that there's a reason that Lady Macbeth has been historically portrayed by foxes.
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>>82314225
>apple pie, cabbage, and beer
the sheer brappage must be absolutely bonkers
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>>82313358
>>82313338
I no longer like the jump rat.
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>>82314506
>cabbage
probably a shit-ton of sauerkraut as well
contemplate the aroma
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>>82313133
FUCK YOU I BET YOUR A FUCKING DISCORD NIGGER TRYING TO GET NACK AT THE THREAD GO BACK TO YOUR CESSPOOL
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>>82313468
>cyclist waifur
ya no fooken way m8 fook dat shite
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>>82313544
>>82314125
spacewhale really does love shitting up the thread, doesn't he?
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>>82313468
His waifur?
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>>82314658
He'd show up one day, beat Morgan's and ERQ's combined skate score on a bike and rocket off into the sky, never to be seen again.
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>>82314641
too insecure about some chocolate, white boy?
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>>82314725
Sseth is polish
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>>82314690
haha bald
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>>82314725
Stop posting niggers spacewhale
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Why can't you guys just be normal
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>>82314826
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>>82314826
Culture war, /b/, 90% of generals on this board, /pol/ and reddit fucked people over
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Cow and her Human Farmer husband
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test
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>>82314826
Keep making posts whining about it and I'm sure they'll go away
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>>82314953
breast test
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>>82314941
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I need to knead a chubby owl gf
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>>82315005
Reject stick owls, embrace hooter tummy
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>>82315029
I agree
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What’s with the horsefag
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Boobies...
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>>82315062
0.3 second ejaculation. Please understand.
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>>82315120
I don’t understand
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What the fuck is Westen/Osten meant to mean? English took it's name for world directions from German but it doesn't mean shit. In Slavic languages, mainly West Slavic, West and East refer specifically to where the sun rises and sets. In Polish it's literally "wschód" and "zachód" so it's a direct reference to where the sun rises (wschodzi) and sets (zachodzi), so you just gotta look at the star by the name of Sun to know where you're situated at. It's such a broken language.
https://youtu.be/jQV5VXfKDYc
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I dropped Prequel ages ago due to neverever updating but this pic made me go heh
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>>82315263
She doesn't even look like a khajiit.
Artist was retarded
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>fuck hes bigger than the local bull
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>>82313133
JP5 drew this btw
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That Street Fighter movie looks cool and all but I want MORE DARKSTALKERS. Udon's comics are good tho.
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>>82315319
This is just BLACKED but with humans
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>>82315324
you mean him?
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>>82315324
JP can't into shading at all, I highly doubt it.
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>>82315310
I prefer Kaz's design to on-model jiits
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>>82315345
yes
problem, furboi?
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>>82315345
uhhhh based?
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Imagine being so mad over the idea of a human male being into anthro women
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Divinefurs need offerings, fellas
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>>82315345
And that's a good thing
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>>82315324
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>>82315346
wtf that's my uncle Otgonbayar
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>>82315405
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BIG cats
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>>82315029
yes!
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>>82315385
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>>82315345
Based, I use both thread and /bfur/ for reason I guess
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>>82315345
nah it's pretty obvious that horsecock is the bbc of furries
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>>82315377
MY KETCHUP STASH!
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>>82315421
>posting off-topic in response of on-topic
there is a degree of subtlety required to effectively troll a community
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Got a comment on the Anon dates a Buncel story on AO3
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>>82315324
Shut up 7oomer
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>>82315421
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>>82315468
Not really, it's pretty easy to troll people here actually
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>>82315324
actually it was a collab between DC and 7oomer
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>>82315501
Okay
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>>82315549
>we like [horrible fetish] here
that's literally all it takes
one wonders if their mommas ever taught them not to take bait from strangers on the internet
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>>82315553
We need to kill these people.
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>>82315576
This too >>82315553
A schizophrenic translator that's been kicked out of 3 translator group can make people hate someone by just sound adamant about the facts and pretending to be his own defenders
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>>82315345
Niggered shit is objectification and humiliation, seeing as how a bunch of the fans are stinky pajeet hindu rape rats you know that its also anti White hatred behind it too
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>>82315625
Who
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>>82315598
mr jones, youre smaller than we thought
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>>82315648
(You) will enjoy this image
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>>82315625
Is "translator group" what the Vera and 7oomer 'cords are called now?
>>82315652
Guy called Beardoman_43 in the OP right now, leaked a discord member list a month ago.
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grumpy
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>>82315691
Ratto...
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A funny scene that never happened, from a story that's no longer collecting digital dust in my backlog.
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>>82314953
She looks like she is my mom and my wife at the same time.
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>>82315729
lil fox
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feels like i got the ball rolling again

https://youtube.com/watch?v=PwdA5izaJM0&
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>>82315729
Need fox sex
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>>82315691
Short rats get the headpats
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>>82315685
Beardo does translations? Of what?
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I like that throughout the story she got her soul back.
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>>82315691
Goddamn it why are rodent women so cute?
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I love rat girls but my fursona is a rat boy so it feels kinda boring sometimes.
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>>82315362
Because you are a normalfag
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>>82315874
You belong in the pits of hell
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>>82315845
Idk, this retard just keeps calling him a translator
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>>82315874
>my fursona
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>>82315876
Ain't nobody normal in this thread bucko
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This is a comfy return to form
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>>82315778
Aubry...
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>>82315968
Why are we still here? Just to BUHffer?
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>>82315968
Who drew this delightful buh
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>>82315968
Unrelated but it made me think of it when's the next rood update
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>>82315968
What about Helldiver Lynn who served managed buhmocracy?
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BUHffering...
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>>82315968
Invisibuh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKwVFWwA_x8
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>>82315968
Buhlagaana... Diné for... the Buh Man...
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>>82316035
Hmofa games need some nice throbbers in them. It's always nice to know my game's not frozen while loading.
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buh dog is my favorite thread oc because she actually opens bob
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>>82316109
one of the like 5 drawings cure has made for the thread
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>>82316002
The cat dragged it in
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>>82316086
Hey these are nice and all but it's not really adding anything to the thread. If I wanted to just see porn I'd go elsewhere.
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>>82316223
>Doesn't want to see porn in a mostly porn ridden thread
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>>82315874
>my fursona
hey wait a minute
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whys this dealer
taking the piss
ive been standing here
for 30 mins
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>>82315874
>rat boy
Just say jew.
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>>82316238
At least add some commentary to what you're posting.
This fox tummy? I want to feel it up. Like a lot.
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>>82316290
No. Don't have to
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>>82316288
Then rat girls are Jews as well. Freya? Jew. Ratricia? Jew.

ERQ? Jew.
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>>82315625
Shit I made up for $400
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>>82316319
You suck. And swallow. And shit and cum.
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I love you buh dog!
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May I offer (You) an Alisa in these trying times?
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>>82316421
Khazar milkers!
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>>82316238
Stop gooning oldfag chud
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>>82316151
And they're all better looking than anything you've ever made 7shitter
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look how they massacred my girl...
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>>82313361
This cat will fuck (You) in the ass and not even have the common decency to give you a reach-around.
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>this negro inpainted Pavel's art
bro he's not gonna draw her just let it go bro
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>the QR code links to the source material
https://x.com/paul_sir31010/status/2034315015956619560
Okay that's actually really clever
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>>82314266
to shit up the thread
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>>82315729
New foxx & hound when
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Sexo with amphibians, fishies and other assorted aquatic creachures
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Not much idea for this beyond thinking see-thru lingere/pjs with multi-nipples is hot. If I was smarter I would've made her pregnant during this.
Gonna do a digital version as well, but later.
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>>82316359
Tri-horny...
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Aristocrat swan falling for a commoner human after he finds and returns her "cygnet ring"
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>>82314419
>>82314351
Pedo shit has no place here
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>>82316421
>Ratricia
She is Mexican artist said so.
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>>82317418
For one, gremlins are not children. And for two we had jindo long before even burzum was shitting the place up.
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>>82317418
Why not go to twitter?

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