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haha i hate myself

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I love you poss
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stop being a homo
get a pgf and impregnate her
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AYO WHITE BOI
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>>82318199
wayyyy ahead of you im marrying my autistic pgf at the end of the year and only after that will i impregnate her and create another little autistic loser
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>>82318147
i have this weird little dream about finding a poss at a con or something and after getting along well he lets me bite him gently so after all these years i can say i got to bite a cute poss
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>>82318303
if i met you at a con id let you bite me...
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>>82318245
A
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>take stimulants
>sleep
fuck my fucking chud life
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I'm bad at doing my university work and like to procrastinate and make myself stressed out
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>>82318638
ugly tranny not cute detrans now
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>>82318638
whats your major poss and is that you in your pic related
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>>82318661
I'm not a tranny yet
>>82318671
Biomedical science and it's tough, I'm making crappy flowcharts to diagnose a series of samples in lab tomorrow but I've had a few days to do it
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>>82318638
skinny...
post vagina bones
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>>82318695
>I'm not a tranny yet
oh then get a haircut bro trust me
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>>82318748
I already posted my cock and balls the other day
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would rather get your pbf boypreggers or get him to impregnate you
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>>82318890
neither of those things could happen
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hello
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just receicved word that today is free unl:mited drinks day in my bedroom closet
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believer , believer, believe or not believer
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>>82319068
can I come over
what kind of drinks
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>>82319215
i got bourbon i got absinthe i got whiskey i got wine i got beer i g
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seeing a dead cat on the side of the road and having a violent urge to just start shooting at cars with the gun in my center console
they didnt deserve it
fuck these people
they all deserve to die
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yeah
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>>82318447
i would be extremely gentle and would buy you monster after as a thank you
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tomodachi life 2 is fun
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>>82319296
What a truly splendid assortment of spirits. Sip a beer for me.
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I'm actually really happy with my bannetons they don't stick at all. Waiting for the oven to come up to temp I'm gonna do a sesame seeded loaf. Hope you are all doing good today!
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>>82318695
>biomedical science
ohh is that very math heavy
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QAC3uw-r2AI
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>>82318695
>bio
enjoy the unemployment in 4 years i guess
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poop,
and pee
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>>82319906
proof?
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>>82319502
>tfw no uppies
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>>82319906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40TCILQqXGA
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>>82319789
i should draw like this
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i wish i was cute
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>>82319808
i assumed he was intending to go to medical school
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>>82319966
you should do that and smoke weed at the same time
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>>82318638
Behold, the next michelin man
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>>82320028
very biteable
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>>82320028
i look like this
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>>82320102
>i look like this
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>>82320028
i met creeps in person theyre super cool, down to earth mf who knows what they like
hot coyote men
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>>82320102
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>>82320179
i dont look like this i cant afford the amount of beer it would take
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>>82319808
Yeah maybe, honestly I don't really want to be here but I have nothing else going for me
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Who wants fresh bread! I'm also going to make some oat bread too.
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>>82320406
looks delish would sandwich with
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>>82320406
....
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>>82320406
. . .
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isn't creeps a pooner
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so freaking fucked up my calc teacher doesnt let us have crib sheets on the exams
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>>82320028
i also look like this
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creeper
aw man
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>>82320418
It makes pretty good sandwiches I'm happy with it! I wish I had a bf to share fresh baked goods with.
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>>82318638
life would be so much easier if i was back in college and was a skinny trans girl
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>>82320231
something something it's your future you should probqbly take it seriously and oh whatever who cares anymore
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a skinny trooner without their burzum shirt is like an angel without its wings
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a fat repper without my ween shirt
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>>82320762
sorry im busy wearing my caravan palace shirt
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wearing my aphex twin but honestly he can be very hit or miss or at least for my tastes shirt
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pbf who suspiciously starts saying "i wish you had a pussy"
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>>82320807
i only know their furry gore music video
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>>82320866
to be fair you would look pretty good with one
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>>82320866
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Omnomnomnom
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pbf who leaves you in the note
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im having a bad moment tonight and im just going to be annoying so im going to stop posting for a little while (at least one minute and maybe two)
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>>82320912
shut the fuck up depler
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i honestly kinda miss electro swing
i liked the energy a lot of the songs had and how easy they was to dance to
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band kid music
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>>82320936
Hi how are you? Hope you've been doing good!
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>>82320952
i was a choir kid actually
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posscels
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update
back home
saw some (tranny?) that looked kinda like trooned out chris chan or maybe his hair was just like that.
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>>82320952
*puts on tally hall*
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>>82321022
unironically love tally hall
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>>82321022
i like tally hall...
https://files.catbox.moe/b89co0.mp4
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>>82320722
this bread looks better than your last one, i prefer then without the density of a brick, thats for pound cake
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>>82320998
thata a dude on top
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>>82321091
you're a dude on top
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>>82321091
its a girl mm
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im on top
im inside you
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slaps your male breasts
slaps your male breasts
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your not funny mm
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mm watcha say
mm that you only meant well
of course you did
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kys mm
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>>82321115
but i want to be bottom
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>>82321207
we all have to make sacrifices in life
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that entire era of pop music is my era as im 29, but i never listen to a lot of it because it was an overall bad time i dont remember a lot of

the one that stands out to me is meet me halfway which was the song playing when i got in the car after being pulled out 8th grade english class by my mom because my aunt was in the hospital after attempting suicide and later, having succeeded
and hearing that song reminds me of that drive on the expressway as we drove to the hospital in complete silence just staring forward
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>>82321178
dear possie, by the time you read this ill be dead
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the song i cant listen to is slow life by grizzly bear because it was supposed to be the last song i ever listened to
havent heard it since then
i dont really know if im alive or dead and i think listening to it would confirm one or the other and i fear that
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>>82321235
try hearing the song they played at a triple funeral haha
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*hits the play button on the burzum cd again*
this is war?? waow!!!
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chat what's a burzum
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>>82321332
wow poss youre so retro
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>>82321367
i have vinyls and cassettes too but my vinyl/cassette player broke which is why im into cds now
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the bike, cooking and cd fags are super annoying and need to go form their own discord.
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im two out of thre of those i cant cook unless its oven pizza and pot noodles
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>>82321421
what do you wanna talk about
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>>82321466
he doesn't want to talk about anything he just wants to complain about other posses
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been playing Sol Cesto a lot recently
good game but all the black women in it PISS me off stop being WOKE if you're indie
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>>82321421
how are they super annoying?
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what about all the racc women
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anyway
how do you guys feel about written furry smut?
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>>82320722
gimme
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>>82321508
>posses
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>>82321688
i used to jerk off a lot to this homestuck porn fic series that includes stuff like getting fucked by a centaur aradia and the author also wrote stuff about jade fucking bec in fact im gonna jerk off to that again tonight thanks poss
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i'm kinda like june egbert
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need chonky raccoon bf
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his name is john
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i know what i said
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trans girl who is into being called a faggot
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i would hope you know what you said so that you can correct yourself in the future his name is john
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this is exactly why i'm like her
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you're like him because your name is john?
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nu posses trying to sound deep will never not be cringe
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making myself not sound deep (voice training)
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>>82321866
point to one post as an example and provided a peer-reviewed paper detailing your reasoning for concluding its a nu poss and why its trying to be deep but isnt
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wish i could catch my neighbor when shes drinking again because she's always down to let me slam like 5 beers pro bono
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>>82321910
>>82321910
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RFK jr did WHAT to a raccoon??
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>>82322125
is that allowed
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>>82321688
ive written some and it wasnt very good
writing is hard id rather draw or work or jerk off
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>>82321688
i like it a lot
but there's hardly ever any that i like out there, so i like to write it myself
that, and the places where smut is are almost impossible to search for what i want to see. i come back to a few stories i know are good to jack off to sometimes.
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I feel like he would post here.
good fit.
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>>82322406
nobody knows who this random guy is
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i wish i was happy
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>>82322418
he doesn't have a cock anymore
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>>82322427
*slides you the beer and porn and burger combo*
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hi my name is happy
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>>82322418
https://www.reddit.com/r/transneutral/comments/1sgg0xy/salutations_i_am_a_proud_transneutral_person_3/
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>>82322442
i don't like beer
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>>82322454
that's really lame and uncool of you poss
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>>82322467
:(
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i dont drink alcohol and I don't do drug
that stuff is disgusting and evil
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its either possed or pozzed in this hell on earth
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>>82322449
you know what hell yeah
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>>82322517
lol
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i'm losing my mind and also pissing frequently
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>>82322499
you sound fun at parties (not)
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>>82322539
diabetic poss
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>>82322592
don't say that
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hello good evening posses for dinner tonight im making my trusty chicken pesto pasta with garlic bread and roasted carrots
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im making tendies in the air fryer
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i like this artist
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tonight for dinner we have:
whiskey highballs until i get sick
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printing a giant dong
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>>82322828
mm stop posting IMMEDIATELY!
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>>82322847
can you chill out yn, im vibing
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should i look at men jerking their penises or women jerking their penises
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>>82322872
i love women
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boys playing in their cooters
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>>82322835
pics when finished
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>>82322901
is such a thing possible
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>>82322911
NO!!!!
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i just finished playing with my wosshole if that counts
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>>82322835
do you have a big 3d printer was it expensive what type is it
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poss who printed his dildo out of PLA instead of PETG and now it broke off inside his wosshole and oh no he cant get it out no matter how hard he tries guess it's time for a trip to the ER
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>>82322967
i think youre supposed to just use the 3d printed thing to create a mold anyways
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>>82322822
i dont its gross shit for big people
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>>82322989
sounds hot
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>>82322905
if it doesnt fail itll be about 25 hours

>>82322940
ye kinda sovol
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>>82322979
um why not print the mold out instead and then use the mold for ???
i dont actually know anything about 3d printing i just like to give people shit about things that sound sorta correct im not a mech-e these are mech-e problems go ask the mech-e people
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>>82322900
if i became a women would you love me
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i meant bug people not big people
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>>82323020
no
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>>82323017
umm i dont know i dont know anything either sorry i guess you would pour some kind of plaster around the 3d printed dong, then you would pour silicone inside the plaster when its dry
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>>82323020
yes of course
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>>82322911
yeah
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>>82323044
where is her penis
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>>82323037
ok but that sounds like a lot of work
i feel like a spool of TPU and some sandpaper would be good enough and a lot cheaper and a lot simpler and easier if you wanted to make your own dildos, but reallyh i dont know ask chatgpt he knows more about things than i do
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>>82323017
i think it uses less material and is easier to sand down
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>>82323031
bugs can be sexy
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i only print my dog dicks in fdm
the print lines enhance the experience
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>>82323044
inaccurate image
trans men exclusively play the nintendo switch
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stop your crying its a sign of the times
(possy and raccy saw that movie and one liked it way way more than the other)
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>>82323056
you see the little nubby thing above his boyhole
>>82323070
hes playing viva pinata
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>>82323057
i have never 3d printed something or seen something 3d printerd but i think it would be a good way to get soe kind of thing in your butt you dont want in your butt if you make dildos with it idk
you should stick to medical grade silicone probably
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there's a 3d pinter in my local library
i don't think theyd like me making dog dildos in it
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>>82322406
>>82322449
he's a pooner btw
or maybe ex-pooner idk
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>>82323109
they could
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https://youtu.be/pB0ALBAtTrw?t=320
believer, believer, believe or not believer
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should I order pizza today
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no one cares about your trans influencers
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>>82322517
In this world, it's pozz or BE pozzed
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do you wanna be friends *gets blocked and banned and reported and hated and they make a 100 page google doc about me*
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trans men are as horny as teenager boys
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>>82323237
good
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my coworker robert came to work with a tag that said bobby and i said "bobby?" and doubled over laughing really hard
he then explained that its always been bobby and that he told them to put bobby and they put robert
oops
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bitey…
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>>82323272
mr k dilkington
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im like bitey but evil
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i wish i was like bitey
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>>82323306
whoa… are you a cute wolf?
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>>82323315
*bites you and gives you rabies*
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>>82323339
*im fine but the bite scares me and i run away and lose blood and a rehabber picks me up and saves me and i get to eat chicken and sardines and shrimp and pictures of me get posted here*
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>>82322822
whatever happened to them
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hes me
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I'm gonna go to the drive-in tomorrow and watch the mario galaxy movie. I'm not sure what I wanna get for food maybe popcorn, onion rings, chicken tenders, and either a burger or cheesesteak or something else
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>>82323413
crimetxt, whatever happened there
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https://jiggie.fun/JZjX0b
gaaay
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i hope they died because their art is so fucking ugly and the world would be better off without it
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why the FUCK is cloudflare using 4 gigs of my firefox memory
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I'm horny for teenager boys
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>>82323480
why did you make a blank room
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raccoons can still catch rabies tho
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>>82323429
Waow
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like they say on bluesky, use protection with trans kids
or something like that
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>>82323431
im gonna dream of going with you
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>>82323502
gross
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I'm horny for yeener boys
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you know what they say about rabbit boys
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i think it's kind of unfair that even after a week of hardcore dieting and exercise i can't enjoy some out food slop on the weekend without undoing all my hard work and not seeing even a single decimal of weight loss on the scale
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>>82323659
they become rabbit girls
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>>82323662
try starving yourself
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>>82323662
you can eat slop every once in a while. you just cant eat an entire pizza in a day + other food and expect to lose weight.
you shouldnt eat slop ever, ideally, but you can if you do it in moderation.
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>>82323662
i say this and do this
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>>82323662
maybe try getting some fucking exercise you fat piece of shit then you wont have to worry about what you eat
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Next month is 2 years since I cut my hair whatcha guys think?
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how hardcore is hardcore? cause hardcore for me was a strict 1200kcal/day diet and wawlking 10 miles a day and i was able to get away with eating slop once a week while still losing 65 pounds.
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>>82323705
learn to read first
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straighten it
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I straightened it once and it reached to the middle of my back it's way shorter when I leave it curly. It's almost as long as I want it, then it's just maintenance. Real hippy hair
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>>82323711
get a haircut
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i wish i still had hair
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>>82323711
gay homosexual faggot hair (cute)
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>>82322406
kinda looks like a gay bug that eats dust
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>>82323793
I mostly got compliments from old ladies and maybe random fat chicks for years but recently I've been getting compliments from random guys my age in the grocery store it's weird
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>>82323825
a lot of ftms are like that
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>>82323845
they want to cum in you
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>>82323905
I doubt it I'm 6'2 and like 270lbs. I used to be 215 but that's before I gave up dating lol
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>>82323933
they want you to cum in them
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yeen boys are kinda bimbo
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>>82324047
elaborate
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>>82324080
they just are
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>>82324091
elaborate or else i'm going to start crying
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lion boys these days really be trimming their manes
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getting a pbf with a chronic case of gayvoice so everyone knows you're both totally fucking
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why didn't you guys tell me that ferks is actually cool?
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pbf who's really self concious about his gay voice so he's basically mute when in public
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>>82324214
what if i get him drunk
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>>82324227
he starts crying
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>>82324214
it’s a conscious choice
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The second time I had sexual contact with someone, I squirted pee instead of cumming. He pretended not to notice and I mumbled something about killing myself and then left. Next time he just watched porn on his phone the whole time and there wasn't any times after that
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mmm waiter 50 beers please
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>>82324258
damn and i thought my bad sexual experiences were bad.
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>>82324258
how much pee
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>>82324214
one cute thing say in gay voice by a boy who lets me kiss him = one fantasy of me kissing him right there and then
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>>82324264
*pours 51 beers into your cup so you get too drunk and i can date-rape you*
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>>82324296
Like 3 or 4 furry porn cum spurt amounts of pee
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poss leaving during the first date when he finds out i have autistic voice instead of gay voice
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something is just wrong with me mentally and psychologically but not in a cool way just in a stupid lame way
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damn, didn't think i'd be back here posting, but i've been feeling really shitty in the sorts of ways only you guys seem to understand.
especially knowing now that i've squandered the only real chance i've ever had at making a real friend
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>>82324628
tell us about it baby
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>>82324628
did somebody fake fun of your gay voice
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>>82324319
what does that mean?
you constantly talk in some monotone voice?
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>>82324319
wish i had a gay voice (good)
instead i have a gay voice (bad)
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>>82324656
i don't know how to describe it
if you talk to someone with autism you'll hear it
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>>82324707
oh so like a very nasal voice
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>>82324643
>>82324647
nah, it's just one time from years ago that i ended up meeting a few online friends
it was poorly planned, we cut contact with each other very shortly afterwards, and i'm still stuck inside the same circumstances that made it near impossible in the first place.
online friends are nice, but they can't actually help you to stop feeling or being lonely.
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>>82324714
well a little but that's only because my septum is fucked up
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>>82324715
clarification here:
>same circumstances that made *seeing real people / making real friends* near impossible
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>>82324715
what could make it so hard in the first place?
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>>82324715
>we cut contact with each other very shortly afterwards
jesus christ what could even happen for you guys to do that
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fiercely loyal to no one in particular
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>>82324755
extremely awkward sex at a fur con
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>>82324675
all gay voices sound cute to me
i think you might be harsh on yourself
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poss you're scaring the hoes (male)
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>>82324725
do you have bratty poss disorder?
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>>82324859
i have stupid asshole disorder
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sorry for killing the thread
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you ever push too hard you bleed a little
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>>82324869
>SAD is a type of major depressive disorder with a seasonal pattern, characterized by recurrent episodes of depression that occur at specific times of the year
poss... ;^;
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>>82325463
oh i didn't realize i was making a real acronym....
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*zaps you with the shotafication ray*
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*puts you in the fursuit and sews it shut at all seams*
heheh
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>>82325629
how will he poop :<
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>>82325629
if you keep me not dying of heat id like this
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>>82325660
secret zippers have been installed
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will you boy my befriend
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>>82325697
escaping from the suit ace ventura style while pbf is asleep and going to taco bell
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>>82325732
sorry poss i installed a dead man's trigger
if the suit doesn't detect a heart beat it blows up ALL taco bells
this hurts me more than it hurts you believe me
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pbf who has a husky who i always want to pet and he thinks something sus is going on but its really because my sona is a husky and its like im petting myself
>>82325742
*instantly crawls out of the suit to free reviewbrah from ever having to eat their chicken tenders again*
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pbf who is a husky (i get to pet him)
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>>82325770
whoa… the dream (being the husky pbf)
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>>82325853
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>>82325859
*actually lets you pet me and doesnt walk away annoyed*
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dont molest huskies
thank you
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do molest huskies
thank you
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boys are so doggy this time of year
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>>82325949
i was watching this guy who posts videos of his two huskies being cute and stuff and i liked it so much that i mentally started calling myself by one of their names and i had to actively correct myself. no doubt if i had a pbf and was well adjusted like had a house and stuff and my poss boyf tried testing the waters with saying i was doggy i would be all over it
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Got a dashcam and thought "this might be cool to use as a personal journal" or some shit idk but after about 10 seconds of watching it I realized I haven't listened to my voice being played back in a long time and I sound like fag.
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>>82325749
Now reviewbrah will have to take your place in there
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>>82326236
I'd watch reviewbrah review fursuits
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lazy little idiot get up go go go
stupid
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>>82321421
i think youre just mad that you dont do jack shit
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>>82325965
archer....
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clem japan
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>>82326533
……….how the fuck did you know…………
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its hard to even see the word doggy and not go yeah thats me
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>>82323489
i like it
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>>82326764
doggy
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>>82326694
>the face i make when the pbf goes offline for 5 seconds
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>>82326982
i literally just did it wtf
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>>82326694
... i read your collar ...
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>>82327219
thats… but….. seriously possy how that is really scary…
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