>I arbitrarily hate this one particular thing that makes no difference to my life except cause me irrational rage, so I will put "cuck" in front of it cuckOP is a cuckfaggot
>>2886678 Don't ever go to Lisbon, the cuckbus takes like 15 minutes of driving to get to the terminal. Istanbul is pretty bad too but at least they have the excuse of a billion planes parked there
>fly in a rickety propeller plane to a godforsaken 10k pop Uzbek village at the edge of the civilized world >walk straight from the plane to town >not even through a terminal or any kind of gate, just off the landing strip and through a muddy field I go Best airport in my life, wish we could have that everywhere
>>2886678 Extremely large and busy airports pretty much have to do this because of the sheer number of aircraft.
I've done them in Thailand, Argentina, and the U.S. Might have done them elsewhere too, I don't remember. Yes they're annoying. No they're not really avoidable.
>>2886678 Boarding/deboarding on the tarmac is based, because you get to feel the air and weather of the place the moment you step off the plane instead of walking through a rat maze of air-conditioned corridors.
>>2886851 That's cute, I just take a series of private jets so I don't have to be near you losers. I'm not even part of your caste/"status" system, because not even your best can be at my level.
>>2886736 This unironically is the problem. One of the big benefits of flying first overseas is getting to the customs line before the cattle do. 25 years ago I arrived at Narita on a Japan Airlines 747-400. I had the privilege of riding the cuckbus. The superiority and relaxation I felt from sitting in my $12k seat for 14 hours slowly melted away as I waited, on a cuckbus, for 10 minutes while it was crammed to max capacity with smelly, ugly, people from the back of the plane. If they're going to use buses they need to separate them according to classes.
>>2887129 LOL good. I'm glad your entire first-class trip was spoiled by ten minutes in a bus. In the end you're nothing special, just another head of goycattle pushed through the chute.